Super Bowl Open Thread: Stealers v. Kardnuls
by Scott Christ on Feb 1, 2009 4:21 PM EST
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PITTSBURGH.
ARIZONA.
ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE.
...THE REST WILL PERISH.
Anyway, if you guys wanna yammer about the Super's Bowl, go ahead and make some picks and all that crap. The Cardinals are too sexy for me now. I'm going Steelers by at least 17.
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Springsteen predictions
“Hungry Heart”
“My Lucky Day”
“Born to Run”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
but I kinda hope he plays "Badlands"
and I hope he doesn’t play “Mary’s Place”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Steelers 24-10
My Lucky Day is probably the best song on his crummy new album of John Mellencamp-level adult “rock and roll.” Very disappointing because the last one was so good.
by Awesome Mike Awesome on Feb 1, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't listened to the new one yet
I have it, but haven’t gotten around to it. I liked Mellencamp’s latest! It was like Bruce Lite.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
whoa
Who picked the Nick Drake song for that Fitzgerald interview?
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
why is it...
..that the “hot woman” for the football demographic is always the “blonde, overly madeup skank whore”?
I detest the NBC football opening, and its lip-synching talent free cover model
jeez, man
Faith Hill is a skank whore?? You’re a prude.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I will say that I agree the NBC intro is awful
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
THAT WAS FAITH HILL?
She’s in disguise then.
Look, I’m no prude, I just don’t like the “3 layers of makeup” look employed by Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera, etc.
she's not in disguise
She came into her own earlier this decade which means longer, straightened hair and two pounds of makeup.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
“The Steeler defense is the best defense in football. I think the Cardinals have to realize that.”
Thank you for your amazing insight, Mr. Madden. The world is lost without you.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
John Elway looks like he got hit with a wiffle ball bat
filled with nickels
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
wtf
The broad that isn’t Andrea Kremer has been toking doobies with Matt Leinart
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Sideline reporters
I don’t know which was better, doctors taking Hines Ward’s blood cells and “concentrating them down” (whatever that means) or “F. Scotts Fitzgerald,” well known author of great books These Sides of Paradise and The Great Gatsbies.
Smashing Pumpkins??
by Awesome Mike Awesome on Feb 1, 2009 6:31 PM EST reply actions
More insight from Madden
“That was a play that Hines Ward needed, and a play that Roethelisberger needed”.
On the second play from scrimmage. Boy that’s really gonna change the direction of this game.
PS, I have no idea how to spell Ben’s last name.
Roethlisberger
I think
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
success!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
oh man
Take that, Darnell Dockett, you scumbag.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
clutch hug by Harting
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Arizona wasting a timeout
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
NBCEE-IT
hahahahahahahahahahahaha delightful!!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
woo Gina Carano
Good perversion of Bob Dylan.
Wait will.i.am is rapping. No thx.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I know right
On the one hand, you don’t hear that version of Forever Young, um, ever. On the other, the implication was that the My Humps guy is this generation’s Dylan? Nice job, this generation. Gumby?
by Awesome Mike Awesome on Feb 1, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
DORITOS ARE SO FUCKING XTREME
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
“Steve Breaston is the third wide receiver. So when you see him in the game that means they’re going with three wide receivers.”
WAIT. SLOW DOWN.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
oh great, Jack Black and Michael Cera
Together at last.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
what a play by Rogers-Cromartie
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
good GOD
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
A LOT HAS CHANGED.
“you’re right.”
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
and touchdown Steelers
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Oh, look, CUTE ANIMALS!
NOW I WILL BUY YOUR PRODUCT BECAUSE YOU SHOWED ME CUTE ANIMALS ENGAGING IN HUMAN-LIKE ACTIVITY.
oh shit
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I think those GoDaddy weirdo perverts are the only people on TV that use the internet at home anymore.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
holy shit
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
"they're that type of team!"
No they aren’t. They’re a horrible short yardage team.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
kick it Bruce!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
“Tenth Avenue Freeze Out,” not what I expected to hear.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
yeah -- surprised on that one
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
THE HIGHWAY'S JAMMED WITH BROKEN HEROES ON A LAST CHANCE POWER DRIVE
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
1-for-3 for my picks
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Side note. iPhone.
Just got one, so this is the first time posting while watching.
If fios picks up the masn hd this year, this is going to be a fun season.
No (yet)
Samsung 1080p > la-z-boy > iPhone > cc
Slingbox are working on an iPhone player app tho so it won’t be long
that's fucking amazing
soon I’ll be able to everything on my iPhone
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
Go Steelers
Fuck you Cardinals for beating the Eagles
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
fuck the Super Bowl
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
I can get behind this sentiment
mostly because the Eagles aren’t in it.
But this was a good game…great catch to end it.
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
oh jesus christ
Ed McMahon is b-r-OKE and MC Hammer is a clown
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
oh fuck!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Danica Patrick is sure upping her public image
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
Do people actually want to see her naked?
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
WHO THE
WHAT
GAME RULES
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
WHOA
WHAT. UNBELIEVABLE AND INCREDIBLE IS RIGHT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
current Yahoo headline
Updated last when Fitzgerald put AZ up: “Cardiac arrest?”
That is really stretching it.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
WOODLEY, BABY
REPPIN THE BLUE
Goodnight, Cardinals. What a game.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
well yeah look at it
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
game
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
there have been a lot of good Super Bowls in recent years really
Rams-Titans, Rams-Patriots, Patriots-Giants, this one…
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Feb 1, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
be drunk Namath
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
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