Roch Kubatko calls out friend of Camden Chat for fisticuffs on Opening Day!
FanPost frontpaged by SC, your Cobra Commander, who thinks blog wars are funny, and that Roch is a pansy with stale material. BRING IT ON!!!! (I don't want to fight Roch. I'd whoop him, though. F'real. Knock him out.)
For the record, since it's only fair, I have to assume that Roch lives in his mother's basement and stares at posters of Anita Marks. Because he's a blogger now. Srsly. -- SC, Hadouken!
FURTHER UPDATE BY SC: I was pretty sure people could tell I wasn't very serious, and that KDFC is mostly just talking about this because it's kind of weird, but if you're one of the few that missed the ship, no, no one is serious. No one wants to go into pugilism with Roch. Roch could probably beat me up. Roch is a more credible journalist than me. And his opinion that Alex Rodriguez "came clean" and deserves props for it is still stupid.
Okay, here's the skinny. Google "Roch Kubatko." Go to the 5th result: it is my blog, a post I wrote after Roch slobbered all over Jay Gibbons while defending him after he admitted to using 'roids.For the sake of convenience, here's a link.
Yes it was mean, but I felt it was warranted. Gibbons was pretty evasive and morally standoffish about steroids, then tried to claim that he took them under doctor's orders. All this while committing the unforgivable sin of being a crappy baseball player.
Today, defending A-Rod, Roch says this:
"At the risk of being slammed again after praising Jay Gibbons 14 months ago for his admission of guilt - one loser called me a jock-sniffing turd while blogging from his parents' basement and trying to work up the nerve to kiss a girl - I'll give Rodriguez credit for finally coming clean."
Again, a link to the whole post.
He must google himself, or be particularly sensitive. I still feel his defense of Gibbons was inexcusable journalism. The thing I can't figure out is whether to respond as, you know, just another loser blogger.
MORE from the comments:
My mom? Doesn’t have a basement.
Me? Called Roch a jock sniffing turd from an apartment in Northern Virginia.
Me again? Often kissed by my wife.
Me yet again? Still blogging a bit.
Roch’s jokes? Still lame, still tired. This marks at least the four-hundred-thousandth use of the “blogger living in mom’s basement who can’t kiss a girl.”
Opening Day is April 6. Please stop by the front of the press box and introduce yourself. In the meantime, thanks for reading. As always. – RochNote, he DID cut out part of my comment; I also asked how it felt to Google yourself and get my blog post as the 5th result.
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This guy...
…is a serious fucking hack. Jesus, he hung onto that for how long?
Plus just look at the writing of that post. Memo to Jock-Sniffer: It’s not all about you. People log onto your crappy blog to read about sports. Not what passes for the inner drama going on in your head. Again – and I’ve told you this about 15 times by now – Just because it happened to you, does not make it interesting.
by Jonny Pops on Feb 10, 2009 3:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Even Peter Schmuck
has given up the “And then I went to THIS Denny’s for breakfast!” crap. Although Spring Training is around teh corner, we’ll see how much he’s learned his lesson.
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by duck on Feb 10, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I will be highly disappointed
If we don’t get one Red Lobster or Hooters review from Peter during Spring Training.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Feb 10, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I love those reviews!
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 10, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought Roch was kinda harmless
but this is ridiculous. He feels the need to bring up a slight from fourteen months? WTF?
Is Roch suddenly going all Jay Marrioti on us?
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by duck on Feb 10, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Roch persists in lameness.
I responded on his blog post, and I think he challenged me to a fight on Opening Day. There’s at least a veiled hint of menace.
Lesse:
My mom? Doesn’t have a basement.
Me? Called Roch a jock sniffing turd from an apartment in Northern Virginia.
Me again? Often kissed by my wife.
Me yet again? Still blogging a bit.
Roch’s jokes? Still lame, still tired. This marks at least the four-hundred-thousandth use of the “blogger living in mom’s basement who can’t kiss a girl.”
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Opening Day is April 6. Please stop by the front of the press box and introduce yourself. In the meantime, thanks for reading. As always. – Roch
Note, he DID cut out part of my comment; I also asked how it felt to google yourself and get my blog post as the 5th result.
Is his skin this thin? Really?
I don’t intend to respond further, maybe another blog post. As one friend said, don’t get in a shouting match with someone who has a much large megaphone (and it’s a shouting match no one would care about). I rest assured, however, that in a war of pure words, Roch may have the larger platform, but I am better armed.
"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008
Adam Jones is the tits.
by KenDixonFanClub on Feb 10, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nothing about him looks thin
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 10, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It is entirely possible...
That he’d rather clear the air in person than on his blog. He may also be trying to diffuse the situation by inviting the face-to-face. I’m sure he gets a lot more crap than we are able to read in the comments section & he may not be able to differentiate between you & the kooks. I’m not taking sides, but he didn’t exactly call you out, playground style. Just a thought…
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Feb 11, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee it starts with “SO I’M A ‘JOCK-SNIFFING TURD,’ AM I?”
Then he’s gonna put up his dukes old-timey style. Like Gene Tunney.

"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 11, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome.
Especially if he started to dance around all “Punnemuuuup, punnemuuup!” like the Cowardly Lion.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Feb 12, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you his adopted son or something?
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by duck on Feb 10, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Roch is a clown
If you don’t take him seriously, then he is funny
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 10, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that's like saying carlos mencia is funny
if you don’t take him seriously. or something.
roch stinks.
by pipkin on Feb 11, 2009 12:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Mencia’s not funny? He’s the brown Kevin James-oh, now I get it.
I always say follow your dreams...even if they're about a giant spider with your father's head, and he keeps stealing your p*nis!
by Ghost of Floyd Rayford on Feb 11, 2009 8:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin James is your standard "funny with good material"
Carlos Mencia is borderline retarded.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 11, 2009 8:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But Mencia tells racial jokes!
And those are always funny!
“White guys talk like this…”
“Black guys talk like this…”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Feb 11, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like when he says "BEANER" on the TV
Because then I know it’s controversial! And if I’m still unsure, he makes the “that was really controversial!” face!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 11, 2009 8:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Know who I don't get...
Demetri Martin.
He’s like Steven Wright with props & a piano. For those who don’t know, Wright was kinda funny 20 years ago – for about 20 minutes.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 11, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am totally with you.
This guy was on like 5 Daily Show episodes. They tried a show with him on Comedy Central before and it didn’t work out and now they’re trying this new one which, although I will not force myself to watch it, looks unbelievably stupid from the commercials. I get the feeling that this guy is funny in the way that Hal Hartley movies are good…in that neither one actually is, but a lot of people say they are in order to rock a certain image.
What is actually funny is this:
by Jonny Pops on Feb 11, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Indie kids like him cuz he's awkward
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 12, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So was Emo Phillips
Where’s he these days?
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by duck on Feb 12, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The same place D. Martin should be
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 12, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
White people have names like Lenny. Black people have names like Carl.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Feb 12, 2009 8:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of funny, when does Al Franken get sworn in? The Senate desperately needs funny.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Feb 12, 2009 1:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Al Franken is a lunatic
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 2:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Anne Coulter is a lunatic.
There’s funny “ha-ha” and there’s funny “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Al Franken is funny “ha-ha”.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Feb 12, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Al Franken is a decent satirist
who probably shouldn’t be a Senator
by pipkin on Feb 12, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And Norm Coleman SHOULD BE?????
‘Cause that’s the other option.
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by duck on Feb 12, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked Norm Coleman
didn’t agree with him, but more qualified than Al Franken
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Feb 12, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We'll agree to disagree on that one
‘Cause I don’t think Norm Coleman’s qualified to be undersecretary of dog-catching.
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by duck on Feb 12, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
a good summary of coleman's political career...
reminded me that he has now been beaten in elections by a dead man, a wrestler and (it seems like) a comedian. if he’s so qualified, well…the results speak for themselves, no?
"When people ask me what my motivation is, I have a simple answer: Money."
--Jerry Reed, on acting
by j.q. higgins on Feb 12, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw Franken give a (mostly) serious lecture in '06
He came across as thinking he’s more clever than he actually is.
But beyond being a 30 year old citizen, what qualifications are there to be a Senator? John Cornyn is dumb like a fucking stump. Tom Coburn is batshit insane. And Mr. Perfect Game himself, Jim Bunning, is clearly senile. Franken is light years ahead of those guys.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 12, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Bunning at the steroid hearings was a hoot. Go to bed, dude.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Or teh "debate"
where refused to come back to KY and stayed in the DC Congressional TV studio, where he read the answers he’d prepared off a teleprompter.
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by duck on Feb 12, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Right
because of everyone in the entire Federal gov’t, al Qaeda was specifically targeting him – at least that’s what the voices in his head told him.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 12, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If you are
going to target an Okie you’d be better served looking to the State level and one Randy Terrill. He was behind the immigration bill in the state and THAT dude is psycho. Dr. Coburn looks like a genius compared to him.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
by BPinOK on Feb 12, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Everywhere has its "entertaining" local pols
Suffolk County Exec. Steve Levy made a name for himself with a “tough on illegals” routine.
Was mentioned (don’t know how seriously) as someone Gov. Paterson might put in Hillary’s Senate seat.
Then a Latino got beaten to death by a lynch mob, right here on Long Island! Levy called it a “one-day story” and that was the end (such as it was) of his Senate chance.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 12, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He’s funny “ha-ha” if you agree with him, perhaps. Ann Coulter isn’t a comedian, either.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
re:
What about Stuart Smalley is there to agree with?
by Jonny Pops on Feb 12, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a long ways past the time when that was his humor.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She sure tells a lot of "jokes"
according to her. Anything that people recoil in horror from was suddenly said in jest. Problem is, you can’t tell the difference between that & the rest of her scorched earth rhetoric. “The liberals in Congress should be dragged out & shot! … Don’t look at me like that, I’m kidding. Kind of.”
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Feb 13, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Look
I don’t agree politically with most people on this board but that lady is a lot nuts. I think, to a degree, it’s an act to sell books but it is hard to tell where the act stops. Not that I have a dog in the fight but I do think she would kick Keith Olberman’s ass. Olberman’s a whiney prick.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
by BPinOK on Feb 13, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In a fight between thos two
physical, mind you, not intellectual, I’d put serious money on Coulter.
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by duck on Feb 13, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
not me
Olbermann is a man and it’s not like Ann Coulter is someone that wouldn’t flip out if she broke a nail. I mean if we’re talking serious bets here. I’m just sayin’!
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 14, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter is a 4 letter word
L-O-L-A
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 14, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ever seen a girl fight?
I break them up all the time at school. Well, not ALL the time, but still.
Coulter strikes me as one who, once started, wouldn’t stop until someone with pepper spray and a gun gets involved. Nothing like walking the hallway, hearing “BITCH!” and the weaves start flying, and the fingernail tips….just sayin’.
Guys are always looking for someone to break them up. Girls? I’ve had some fights where I practically had to break the girl’s thumb to get her to let go of the other girls’ hair.
And does Keith Olbermann look like he’s ever participated in a sport not named croquet in his life? He’s prep school soft, to be sure. I love the man’s show, but physically, he doesn’t strike me as intimidating.
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by duck on Feb 14, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Girl fights are to the death, I’ve broken up guys fights by saying “HEY! Let’s go to the office!” And the guys stopped and walked next to each other complimenting each other on how “beast” they looked.
As a freshmen in high school I got to see two girls’ exposed bodies because they were fighting over a guy. Pretty cool for the observers… again girl fights are way more intense!
How could he be doing his job when he didn't throw me out of the game after the things I called him?
On arguing with ump Russ Goetz.
Mark Henry Belanger
by Birdland in NC on Feb 15, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If he was more self-aware...
I’d expect that he was joking, what with the mom’s basement stuff. But this is Roch we’re talking about…
by pipkin on Feb 10, 2009 4:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Gotta wonder if anyone at MASN notices that Roch is using their website to invite people who call him names to meet him in front of the press box on opening day. I’m assuming since you called him a turd he isn’t offering to give you a stadium tour.
Complete this sentence: “Sports journalism is to regular journalism as …”
by typozzz on Feb 10, 2009 5:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
man you better watch out, he might get Anita Marks on you… that girl is sassy!
What up?
by snakethejake on Feb 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
well...
at least anita marks was is an athlete.
"When people ask me what my motivation is, I have a simple answer: Money."
--Jerry Reed, on acting
by j.q. higgins on Feb 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
honestly
I think Roch has a kickass job now with MASN. Blogs, gets paid for it, has real team connections, gets the inside skinny, belittles people who like the team and think Jay Gibbons is a douchebag, and comes to the moronic conclusion that Alex Rodriguez “finally came clean,” which is lauaghble. Alex Rodriguez was forced to “come clean,” and he still refuses to totally do so. “I took something. I don’t know what! I was naive. I apologize for being naive. It was a loose culture!”
Pretty stirring, Roch.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 11, 2009 6:52 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
joe poz's take on a-rod's semi-apology is really good
I wish Joe Poz wrote about the Orioles instead of KC teams.
by pipkin on Feb 11, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Roberto Alomar has "full blown AIDS"
by wiggitywhales on Feb 11, 2009 9:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Here's a link
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by duck on Feb 11, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I just saw that
This has just been a nightmare week for baseball news.
by Brotz13 on Feb 11, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps we here at CC
should unite on opening day and show up at Roch’s door with NUMBERS!! Haymakers galore for you Mr. Kubatko, your job is mine fucker!!
The blues have always been American, as American as apple pie. The question is...why?
by sickuvitall on Feb 11, 2009 9:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
from what ive seen...
From his on-air interviews and such, Roch looks pretty jacked, certainly one of the bigger sportswriters I’ve seen. Don’t know if he can fight though…
by UMterp08 on Feb 11, 2009 9:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m not jacked and I know I can’t fight.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Feb 11, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto, pretty much
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by duck on Feb 11, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
he'll look jacked after I'M done with him
jacked UP
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 11, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
IN PUBLIC!
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by duck on Feb 11, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OR MOVE OUT?
http://archive.profootballtalk.com/LenCut.mp3
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by duck on Feb 11, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I had that kind of blogger street cred
You probably struck the right nerve when you’ve got a guy holding a grudge for over a year and calling you out for a fight. Talk about elevating your opponent! I salute you.
SC says to go for the hadouken but I think you’d be better off with a shoryuken. He’ll never see it coming.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Feb 11, 2009 2:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I dunno if Roch
actually wants to throw down or what. It does seem a little ominous to be doing the “come see me face to face” thing. Like I could get near the press box on Opening Day anyway?
I don’t know that I have ‘Blogger Street Cred,’ but I did go back and check my comments on Roch’s original post on his old Sun blog; I didn’t call him a “jock sniffing turd” there, so he must have read the post on LBAM, and he must’ve been holding on to it, or recently googled himself. Either way it is pretty pathetic to bust out the “blogger in his mom’s basement harf harf harf NERRRRRDDDS” kind of comment.
Ultimately I felt…and still do feel…that Roch defended Jay Gibbons back in the day not because he felt Gibbons was worthy of defending, but because he liked him, because he was a good quote or easy interview or something. I don’t know. I DO know that Gibbons said just as many dumb things about steroids as A-Rod did, and took the exact same ‘apology’ strategy…he just had a smaller platform to do it with so nobody outside of Baltimore really noticed. And Roch defended him, even said he had a ‘plausible’ excuse.
I stand by my original ‘jock sniffing turd’ comment. And while I won’t be getting in the ring with Roch any time soon (he does look jacked, but I bet I throw a better punch) I still think he’s a doofus and doing the ‘come to the press box on opening day’ was just as lame as calling me a loser living in my mom’s basement. Is that really even the blogger stereotype anymore? I don’t think it is. And while I think Roch has a sweet gig these days, he’s not exactly Ring Lardner, whose position and prestige as a sportswriter I envy every night as I cry over my blogs.
"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008
Adam Jones is the tits.
by KenDixonFanClub on Feb 11, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Can we file this under the “Who gives a shit/Who gives a fuck” section of this blog?
Seriously this is the kind of article that makes the front page on this blog? Internet tough guy keyboard wars being promoted to front page kills the credibility i thought this blog had.
by Buddha Brown on Feb 11, 2009 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'd say you're in the minority on this
Just a guess. I think it’s pretty amusing.
by pipkin on Feb 11, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, it's February
and this team finished last in its division last year, more than 25 games out of first.
What the hell ELSE is there to do in February? Book plane tickets for playoff games?
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by duck on Feb 11, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...and two, third base dugout, on the 23rd for ALCS game 3. There, that should do it for now. I'll call for Series tix, OK?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Feb 12, 2009 1:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's hilarious
Don’t like it? Don’t read it. There are plenty of other stories on the front page. And there’s always OriolesHangout.com, where I’m sure you can find some high-quality discussions.
by PhilR8 on Feb 12, 2009 1:45 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We have never had credibility. We’re also joking. But hey if Street Fighter II is serious business for you, then great.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 2:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and also
Can we file this under the "Who gives a shit/Who gives a fuck" section of this blog?
You can, sure. I don’t think “we” will be doing anything unanimously.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll do whatever the subcommittee tells me to do.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Feb 12, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow
i always knew a lot of you were jealous of roch but now it’s all out in the open
just HOW jealous? well that i did not know
Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.
by thewaywardO on Feb 12, 2009 8:08 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
really??
There are actually some of you that think we’re serious beyond the fact that Roch’s A-Rod observation is stupid and his Gibbons defending was a little dopey?
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by SC on Feb 12, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, indeed...
…I’m jealous of someone who gets paid to watch and blog about the Orioles. Who wouldn’t be?
It’s just that Roch’s incompetence and lameness give plenty of reasons for one to question the fairness of life, in regards to this at least.
by Jonny Pops on Feb 12, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I have to agree here
Sure, I’d love to get paid to watch baseball and blog about it, but it’s not really my career goal, haven’t pursued it, don’t plan to. I just figured it would make for a chuckle to share this stuff here, considering Roch reacted in his professional capacity to something I wrote on a blog (that about 8 people read) over a year ago. It seemed silly, and petty, and utterly lame on his part to go there. Especially his basement/girl/living with parent’s jibe. I mean, really? That’s the best this paid, professional, super important Mr. MASN Blogger can do?
Where exactly does jealousy come into it?
"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008
Adam Jones is the tits.
by KenDixonFanClub on Feb 12, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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