I'm not front-paging this, because seriously, no one is going to be hitting "refresh" every 30 seconds to see what's happening in this game.
Look! Freel is 1 for 2 with a ribbie. Hennessey has an ERA of 13.50, the bum! ZAUN IS BATTING 1.000 AS I TYPE THIS.
More to the point, it's clearly sprint training for all the lowly-paid interns at MLB.com who update the box scores.
See? The Orioles scored two runs in the bottom of the second! Except they didn't: