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United States vs. Puerto Rico

Winner advances to the semi-finals! Loser goes home! If the mighty United States cannot beat Puerto Rico it will be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened! EVER! IN AMERICA! I just heard someone in the stands chanting USA! USA! so I guess there are a few patriots left.

If you didn't go out for St. Patty's Day and are watching your Team USA while wrapped in the American flag and eating apple pie, let's talk about it! Or if you want to talk about American Idol, I'll also be watching that.

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They just showed an overhead view of the stadium

It’s emptier than Oriole Park in September. Oops!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

There is an Irish pub on my street

With a live band playing right in the alley. I can hear it like they’re in my living room. Their version of Hotel California was pretty bad.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It's such an Irish classic.

How could they mess that up?

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Mar 17, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

U! S! A!

Nice aggressive baserunning to tie the game.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark DeRosa is gamer

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

also, he's gritty.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 U.S.

No mercy rule tonight.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob!

…weakly flies to center.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob 0-2

Not having as great a game as last time.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder is Guts gonna pitch tonight

Last time he and Lilly were a duo.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Look how brilliantly Jeter makes a routine groundball play! There’s no better way to do it, kidz!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he jump?

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Mar 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

I didn’t realize Lopez played for Best Buy.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha ha!

Advertisement behind the batter:

“Dominican Republic has it all”

Yes, “all” except a place in the second round of the WBC.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahah the Royals signed Ponson

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Royals sign Sir Fatty

per the chryon at the bottom of the WBC screen.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i should say,

to a minor league deal.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh strike 'em out throw 'em out

that’s my favorite.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yup.

BRob looking sharp on it, too.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian is in mid-season form.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG this band

I know it’s St. Patrick’s Day but c’mon. I don’t live in Federal Hill or Fells or Canton, this is a small neighborhood, they are the only bar! They better wrap it up before I try to go to bed. I’ll call 311 on them. I’m totally that person.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, on a Tuesday night,

 I’d say 8pm/9pm should be the cutoff. Last orders, boys.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though Jeter was safe by a mile,

that was fun to watch.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It's country night on American Idol!

Randy Travis looks like an alien.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Puerto Rico is scared of Yoooooook as well.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Actual word that came out of Paula's mouth

Artisability

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye Bye Sanchez.

U done.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

PR lookin' real sloppy right now.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Subtle.

That Viagra ad was reeeeeaaaal subtle.

Too bad they can’t use Palmeiro anymore.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Every sporting event I watched is totally peppered with Viagra or Cialis commercials. I especially hate the one where the old couple is about to do it and their college age daughter shows up for a surprise visit.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that dude just looks off putting. He would steal your girlfriend.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Mar 17, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What channel is this on?

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Mar 17, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB Network

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I never check the 700s.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Mar 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Tie game.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe NOW you let Guthrie pitch?

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Joel Hanrahan sounds like

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

WHO CAN FORGET THAT AMAZING MOMENT IN WBS HISTORY? JAPAN V. KOREA IN ’06! CLASSIC!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

WBC, NOT WBS!

I WAS SO EXCITED IN MY MEMORIES, I COULDN"T TYPE!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He took away a double, not a homerun.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

American Idol

sucks this year

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Mar 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this eyeliner guy

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked him, too

I know he didn’t create that arrangement, but he sure executed it well.

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm doing both, just got back from the Irish Club parade

Oh good, it’s tied.

Younger writers, more attuned to the use of the Internet than their older colleagues, may not have a problem with the disappearance of the books. But in past years they didn’t have the Internet as an alternative reference site. They apparently just didn’t feel the need for any information the books provided.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BER-NIE WILL-YAMS

clap clap clapclapclap!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

no.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez, guthrie isn't even in the 'pen?

WTF?

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is he?

Maybe they’re saving him to start the next game (if there is one)

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's in the dugout. i hope you're right.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That must be what it is

If they win tomorrow they play Venezuela tomorrow.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

scheduled to start tomorrow. if necessary.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Father time hahahaha

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

USA is gonna lose

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

you'd BETTER go after him

if you walk Bernie, you might as well forfeit.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, gramps

go back to your guitar.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you happen to see when he got thrown out

at the plate in the first round? I just saw the highlight but he looked terrible. It was hilarious and also a little sad.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't him.

he just pinch-hit a moment ago.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

never mind

u said first round. my bad

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record,

bernie was one of the few yankees i really respected.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am really feeling the patriotism tonight.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

God bless America!!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that kicks ass

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

when are you moving?

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have training in DC next week

then drive to Maine and start Monday.

It’s a little overwhelming.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

figured out the digs yet?

portland vs. elsewhere?

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

will you stop by MD at all?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking for places in Portland

Not willing to live anywhere with a less favorable moose:human ratio.

Yeah, I was going to email you – I’ll be in Bmore Monday and Tues nights and then again Saturday night.
Kristen is flying down Friday to do the drive to Maine with me.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon BROB

Jeez, don’t make him bunt.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, c'mon. Fucking bunting.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He was channeling melmo

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. mlb.tv frozen solid

And lagging so badly that FLop is at bat.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

torino on 2nd, jeter up, one out

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

For me, Robs is up

D:

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeter walks.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

rollins up, runners 1st and 2nd

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I still yell 'hit him' at the screen?

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh. Baserunning! Controversy!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Umpire interpreter in the game now.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

USA is going to wait until the bottom of the 9th to win it

That’s the most patriotic way to do it.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

or perhaps an invasion of some sort

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The invasion is just the beginning of the story.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the invasion leads to the explosions

which leads to the triumph, which leads to the dance number. I’m thinking red white and blue top hats and red sparkly leotards while the Puerto Ricans cry in the background.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Wright leads the dance number. In my head.

He will flaunt his moves in front of his vanquished and grieving Mets teammates.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

But I’m pretty sure that towards the end of the number, right when you think it’s about to be over, Jimmy Rollins leaps into the center and breaks it down.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Jimmy's got a big break dancing solo.

It really brings down the house and makes the game relatable to the urban and suburban youth. Just like the GOP. Or ballet. Come to think of it, “Save the Last Dance” is probably Michael Steele’s favorite movie.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB Network can air it

right after the 2009 Washington Nationals reality show.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we thinking The Real World

But with Julian Tavares and Dmitri Young? Because that is totally something I would watch.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's Real World: 2009 Nationals

featuring:
Dmitri Young
Julian Tavarez
Ronnie Belliard (he still there?)
Elijah Dukes
Wily Mo Pena
Corey Patterson
Lastings Milledge

and so many more….

It might have to be on HBO.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

or at least on after 11

maybe FX could pull it off.

Don’t forget about Daniel Cabrera, the short fused fuck up
Oh and Scott Olsen, he’s a real asshole.

And Zimmerman as the guy always trying to keep the peace.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I left off D-Cabs!

He can go to anger management class with…well, pretty much the rest of the team.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to be the best show ever

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll be their Kirk Hammett

“I try and be an example of selflessness for everyone else in the band.”

I’m a Metallica fan and I cringed the whole time I watched “Some Kind of Monster.”

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by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon PR

that’s a ridiculous claim. “controversy” indeed.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

E8 for throwing perfectly to the bag

but nobody was there to field it.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

and shows Jeter what a real play looks like

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck it, derek.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should tell Davey

that Guthrie is available to pinch run if needed. He’s done it before.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I enjoy Curtis Granderson

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

who is seeing more pitches than the batter

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the USA loses

I’m not going to be able to listen to the baseball station for a few days because of all the wailing and rending of garments that will surely be going on over the disgrace that is American baseball.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It's all Jeter's fault.

Why does Derek Jeter hate America?

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to say

But I have a very credible source that also says he hates puppies.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i was told

YA GOTTA RESPECT JETUH.

by a number of credibly drunk Yankees fans in a fells point bar.

As I type this, Captain Intangibles fucks a grounder all to hell. Ass.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Once I got cornered by a drunk Yankees fan at the Tropicana in Atlantic City who just wanted to know why the O’s canned Lee Mazzilli. “HE WASN’T THE FUCK UP. THOSE FUCKED UP ORIOLES ARE THE FUCK UPS.” Which, he had a point, but dude cram it. I’m pretty sure he also slurred through some sort of Cal Ripken/Derek Jeter comparison.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO Jeter

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

SOCIALIST!

DEREK JETER IS A SOCIALIST!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

LET'S SEE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

I’LL BET HE’S A SECRET MUSLIM, TOO.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

can this guy

throw a strike

The owner of...... www.birdswatcher.com

by Michael18 on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

none of the Americans can throw strikes

It’s a conspiracy.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

our educational system is broken

we cannot compete in the international market, with their superior strike zone and science training.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brob up second next inning

let us be our savior

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by Michael18 on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Prediction for the ninth:

Victorino and Roberts get on.

Representing the winning run, Jeter grounds into a triple play. Oh, and stumbles on his way to first.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

best reason to buy a SHAMWOW

“y’know, Germans always make good stuff.”

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

all I can say is sham....WOW.

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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

beware of shamwow imitators

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know

Sometimes I think I really need a Shamwow. I also need those hangers where you hang up four things and then unhook one end and suddenly you’ve quadrupled your closet space! I’m such a sucker.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is why you're the target advertising demographic, stacey.

Don’t be a statistic!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO B-ROB CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go

victorino on first

(derek’s sphincter starts to tighten)

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ew.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thus begins our triumphant return!

At least until that pinko jeter gets involved.

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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

not a strike, ump

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no shit. that was outside.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

he MUGGED him!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

full contact baseball.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't he get a free base for obstruction?

Controversy!

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hasn't thrown a single pitch over the plate

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Roberts: American Hero

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BROB!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WOWZA. Time for Jeter to hit into a triple play!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter, you douchebag, get a hit

and I’ll hate you just a little bit less.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll hate him just as much

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we hate him more

since he didn’t get a hit?

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by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Jeter is the “Captain” of team USA?

Barf.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

they probably appointed him that to soothe his ego after he complained that Jimmy Rollins got to start ahead of him.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter drinks lattes.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck is playing the fake irish soundtrack in the background?

am i hallucinating?

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a band down the street from Stacey

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha they stopped at 9 on the nose

however my roommate was about to call the cops. She was like, “don’t they know we’re too old for this! We’re 30!”

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mere children, I tell ya

Right Titov?

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by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arugula is Derek Jeter's favorite vegetable.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't root for Jeter

Hopefully we get a HBP here.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter has friends in Hollywood,

and listens to NPR.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Derek Jeter pals around with terrorists.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMIE.

Adam Dunn would have hit that out, because he loves America.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

adam dunn is an america lovin SUNUFAGUN

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

JIM-MY ROL-LINS clap clap clapclapclap!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins loves America

Jimmy Rollins is the anti-Jeter.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins hates earmarks.

He will name names and make them famous. You betcha. Also, too.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am hating myself

for missing this thread last night.

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins is change we can believe in.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

How does it make sense

To DH one of the best defensive SS’s, and put the worst in the league in the field???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Jeters complains

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gold glove defense

VINTAGE gold glove defense

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GREAT STEAL BY BROB

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

He looked out to me

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian's love of America got him that base.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Roberts, you are America's greatest treasure.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins is fired up and ready to go!

DO IT, JIMMY. TIME FOR BREAK DANCIN’!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter didn't do anything!

Don’t mention him in the safe breath as Jimmy, Brian, and Shane!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Kevin Youkilis' facial hair will save us all.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

F-Cab is their closer

ooh scary!!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts sighting!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

MAKE DENIS LEARY PROUD, KEVIN!

Stick it to that prick, Mel Gibson!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Youk always looks like he has to pee

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

DOOOOOOOK

Dooooooosh!

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

leave to the former oriole to walk in a run!!

I’ve never been so proud!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Puerto Rican fools!!

Never send in an ex-Oriole to do the job correctly.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

USA! USA!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Think that was the only time I've ever rooted for Youkilis

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE DANCE, DAVID WRIGHT.

TIME TO SHINE.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

David Wright must love America

Because he’s so pretty.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

america the beautiful and all that

DO IT FOR ARETHA FRANKLIN’S HAT

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

US WINS!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

USA!! USA!!

DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT!!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO HOO! WALKOFF DAVID WRIGHT!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

DAVID

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

USA LOVES THE DRAMA!!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

DID WE CALL IT OR WHAT HOLY SHIT

USA!!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

DAVID WRIGHT LOVES AMERICA.

Learn your lesson, Jeter.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a little embarrassed to say it

after my tirade earlier, but I’m sort of excited right now

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE BASEBALL

I LOVE AMERICA

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

and b-rob score the winning run

fucking awesome

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

well, tying

But who cares about accurate history! This is the US fucking A!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEEET. 'NIGHT ALL.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly. There is nothing better than baseball.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Will you be able to watch any of it this year?

Or will you be all workaholic again.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully more than last year

but not as much as i’d like. we’ll see. saving america is hard work.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as Derek Jeter wanders free

America will need to be saved.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did like the past diving Jeter booted ball play from the highlights.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and with great power, comes great responsibility.

I will not rest until America has universal health care and Derek Jeter is seen for the overrated starfucker he truly is!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

starfucker, good adjective.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so unfair.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, it looks like I missed a helluva game. Go Korea!!!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Karma

David Wright helping Rollins team win….and he cant hit in the clutch (that’s right, there is no clutch hitting in baseball)

by sanders833 on Mar 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

What channel are these WBC games playing on? I wouldn’t mind watching Japan versus Korea… I don’t see it on ESPN and I don’t have MLBN.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It's on MLBN

sorry :(

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah man, what a bunch of BS. I have a fancy dancy cable TV package with 400 billion channels that I never watch but I don’t have MLBN. AT&T can go piss up a rope.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man Yu Darvish pitching against Korea, not good.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, solid game thread lunacy, everyone.

Nearly mid-season form.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost strained my oblique

I may have pushed myself a little too far for spring training.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I missed all this!

What a game! Just got home and saw highlights…wild!

Facial hair adds character...support Birds for Beards!

by sickuvitall on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That isnt funny

damn, I hit the return key to hard and sprained my ulnar collateral ligament….fortunately I had a shoulder impingement or I may have just blew out my rotator cuff at the same time

by sanders833 on Mar 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darvish got beat up early

But he’s mowing them down right now.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that's right! You can't stop the Koreans, you can only hope to contain them!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

because they brought the giant assed flag

I like how they pass it around.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

3-1 Korea after 7 innings. By checking in on the game every so often on yahoo’s game day page, I feel like I’m almost there!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

woohoo Korea!!!!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 AM EDT reply actions  

That's dedication

I was barely able to stay up to see Dervish throw his 84th pitch. That kid has nasty stuff.

What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.

by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

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