Winner advances to the semi-finals! Loser goes home! If the mighty United States cannot beat Puerto Rico it will be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened! EVER! IN AMERICA! I just heard someone in the stands chanting USA! USA! so I guess there are a few patriots left.
If you didn't go out for St. Patty's Day and are watching your Team USA while wrapped in the American flag and eating apple pie, let's talk about it! Or if you want to talk about American Idol, I'll also be watching that.