United States vs. Puerto Rico
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:39 PM EDT
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Winner advances to the semi-finals! Loser goes home! If the mighty United States cannot beat Puerto Rico it will be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened! EVER! IN AMERICA! I just heard someone in the stands chanting USA! USA! so I guess there are a few patriots left.
If you didn't go out for St. Patty's Day and are watching your Team USA while wrapped in the American flag and eating apple pie, let's talk about it! Or if you want to talk about American Idol, I'll also be watching that.
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They just showed an overhead view of the stadium
It’s emptier than Oriole Park in September. Oops!
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There is an Irish pub on my street
With a live band playing right in the alley. I can hear it like they’re in my living room. Their version of Hotel California was pretty bad.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's such an Irish classic.
How could they mess that up?
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by duck on Mar 17, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
U! S! A!
Nice aggressive baserunning to tie the game.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark DeRosa is gamer
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
also, he's gritty.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-1 U.S.
No mercy rule tonight.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
B-Rob!
…weakly flies to center.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
B-Rob 0-2
Not having as great a game as last time.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder is Guts gonna pitch tonight
Last time he and Lilly were a duo.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Look how brilliantly Jeter makes a routine groundball play! There’s no better way to do it, kidz!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he jump?
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by duck on Mar 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.
I didn’t realize Lopez played for Best Buy.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha!
Advertisement behind the batter:
“Dominican Republic has it all”
Yes, “all” except a place in the second round of the WBC.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahahah the Royals signed Ponson
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Royals sign Sir Fatty
per the chryon at the bottom of the WBC screen.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i should say,
to a minor league deal.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh strike 'em out throw 'em out
that’s my favorite.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yup.
BRob looking sharp on it, too.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian is in mid-season form.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG this band
I know it’s St. Patrick’s Day but c’mon. I don’t live in Federal Hill or Fells or Canton, this is a small neighborhood, they are the only bar! They better wrap it up before I try to go to bed. I’ll call 311 on them. I’m totally that person.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, on a Tuesday night,
I’d say 8pm/9pm should be the cutoff. Last orders, boys.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though Jeter was safe by a mile,
that was fun to watch.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet small children are scared of Kevin Youkilis
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's country night on American Idol!
Randy Travis looks like an alien.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Puerto Rico is scared of Yoooooook as well.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actual word that came out of Paula's mouth
Artisability
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch!
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bye Bye Sanchez.
U done.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PR lookin' real sloppy right now.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Subtle.
That Viagra ad was reeeeeaaaal subtle.
Too bad they can’t use Palmeiro anymore.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Every sporting event I watched is totally peppered with Viagra or Cialis commercials. I especially hate the one where the old couple is about to do it and their college age daughter shows up for a surprise visit.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
that dude just looks off putting. He would steal your girlfriend.
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by the fix is in on Mar 17, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What channel is this on?
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by Baltimo on Mar 17, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB Network
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Tie game.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe NOW you let Guthrie pitch?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel Hanrahan sounds like
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
WHO CAN FORGET THAT AMAZING MOMENT IN WBS HISTORY? JAPAN V. KOREA IN ’06! CLASSIC!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WBC, NOT WBS!
I WAS SO EXCITED IN MY MEMORIES, I COULDN"T TYPE!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He took away a double, not a homerun.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
American Idol
sucks this year
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
by daveh873 on Mar 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this eyeliner guy
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked him, too
I know he didn’t create that arrangement, but he sure executed it well.
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by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm doing both, just got back from the Irish Club parade
Oh good, it’s tied.
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by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BER-NIE WILL-YAMS
clap clap clapclapclap!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jeez, guthrie isn't even in the 'pen?
WTF?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is he?
Maybe they’re saving him to start the next game (if there is one)
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's in the dugout. i hope you're right.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must be what it is
If they win tomorrow they play Venezuela tomorrow.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
scheduled to start tomorrow. if necessary.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Father time hahahaha
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
USA is gonna lose
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you'd BETTER go after him
if you walk Bernie, you might as well forfeit.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry, gramps
go back to your guitar.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you happen to see when he got thrown out
at the plate in the first round? I just saw the highlight but he looked terrible. It was hilarious and also a little sad.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn't him.
he just pinch-hit a moment ago.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
never mind
u said first round. my bad
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the record,
bernie was one of the few yankees i really respected.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am really feeling the patriotism tonight.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless America!!
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of which, meet my new employer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that kicks ass
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when are you moving?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have training in DC next week
then drive to Maine and start Monday.
It’s a little overwhelming.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
figured out the digs yet?
portland vs. elsewhere?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
will you stop by MD at all?
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking for places in Portland
Not willing to live anywhere with a less favorable moose:human ratio.
Yeah, I was going to email you – I’ll be in Bmore Monday and Tues nights and then again Saturday night.
Kristen is flying down Friday to do the drive to Maine with me.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon BROB
Jeez, don’t make him bunt.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, c'mon. Fucking bunting.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was channeling melmo
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap. mlb.tv frozen solid
And lagging so badly that FLop is at bat.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
torino on 2nd, jeter up, one out
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For me, Robs is up
D:
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeter walks.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rollins up, runners 1st and 2nd
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I still yell 'hit him' at the screen?
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh. Baserunning! Controversy!
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Umpire interpreter in the game now.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
USA is going to wait until the bottom of the 9th to win it
That’s the most patriotic way to do it.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
America loves drama, with a big, fiery explosion/song and dance number at the end.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or perhaps an invasion of some sort
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The invasion is just the beginning of the story.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the invasion leads to the explosions
which leads to the triumph, which leads to the dance number. I’m thinking red white and blue top hats and red sparkly leotards while the Puerto Ricans cry in the background.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Wright leads the dance number. In my head.
He will flaunt his moves in front of his vanquished and grieving Mets teammates.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps
But I’m pretty sure that towards the end of the number, right when you think it’s about to be over, Jimmy Rollins leaps into the center and breaks it down.
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Jimmy's got a big break dancing solo.
It really brings down the house and makes the game relatable to the urban and suburban youth. Just like the GOP. Or ballet. Come to think of it, “Save the Last Dance” is probably Michael Steele’s favorite movie.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is sort of making me want to write a musical
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Network can air it
right after the 2009 Washington Nationals reality show.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we thinking The Real World
But with Julian Tavares and Dmitri Young? Because that is totally something I would watch.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's Real World: 2009 Nationals
featuring:
Dmitri Young
Julian Tavarez
Ronnie Belliard (he still there?)
Elijah Dukes
Wily Mo Pena
Corey Patterson
Lastings Milledge
and so many more….
It might have to be on HBO.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or at least on after 11
maybe FX could pull it off.
Don’t forget about Daniel Cabrera, the short fused fuck up
Oh and Scott Olsen, he’s a real asshole.
And Zimmerman as the guy always trying to keep the peace.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I left off D-Cabs!
He can go to anger management class with…well, pretty much the rest of the team.
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be the best show ever
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be their Kirk Hammett
“I try and be an example of selflessness for everyone else in the band.”
I’m a Metallica fan and I cringed the whole time I watched “Some Kind of Monster.”
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by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon PR
that’s a ridiculous claim. “controversy” indeed.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
E8 for throwing perfectly to the bag
but nobody was there to field it.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and shows Jeter what a real play looks like
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
suck it, derek.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should tell Davey
that Guthrie is available to pinch run if needed. He’s done it before.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy Curtis Granderson
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who is seeing more pitches than the batter
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the USA loses
I’m not going to be able to listen to the baseball station for a few days because of all the wailing and rending of garments that will surely be going on over the disgrace that is American baseball.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's all Jeter's fault.
Why does Derek Jeter hate America?
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to say
But I have a very credible source that also says he hates puppies.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i was told
YA GOTTA RESPECT JETUH.
by a number of credibly drunk Yankees fans in a fells point bar.
As I type this, Captain Intangibles fucks a grounder all to hell. Ass.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Once I got cornered by a drunk Yankees fan at the Tropicana in Atlantic City who just wanted to know why the O’s canned Lee Mazzilli. “HE WASN’T THE FUCK UP. THOSE FUCKED UP ORIOLES ARE THE FUCK UPS.” Which, he had a point, but dude cram it. I’m pretty sure he also slurred through some sort of Cal Ripken/Derek Jeter comparison.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOO Jeter
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by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SOCIALIST!
DEREK JETER IS A SOCIALIST!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LET'S SEE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
I’LL BET HE’S A SECRET MUSLIM, TOO.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can this guy
throw a strike
The owner of...... www.birdswatcher.com
by Michael18 on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
none of the Americans can throw strikes
It’s a conspiracy.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
our educational system is broken
we cannot compete in the international market, with their superior strike zone and science training.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brob up second next inning
let us be our savior
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by Michael18 on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Prediction for the ninth:
Victorino and Roberts get on.
Representing the winning run, Jeter grounds into a triple play. Oh, and stumbles on his way to first.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
best reason to buy a SHAMWOW
“y’know, Germans always make good stuff.”
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all I can say is sham....WOW.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beware of shamwow imitators
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, when did Ryan Seacrest start doing commericals for cleaning products?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know
Sometimes I think I really need a Shamwow. I also need those hangers where you hang up four things and then unhook one end and suddenly you’ve quadrupled your closet space! I’m such a sucker.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why you're the target advertising demographic, stacey.
Don’t be a statistic!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO B-ROB CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go
victorino on first
(derek’s sphincter starts to tighten)
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thus begins our triumphant return!
At least until that pinko jeter gets involved.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not a strike, ump
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit. that was outside.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
he MUGGED him!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the Kent Hrbek is going on over there!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
full contact baseball.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't he get a free base for obstruction?
Controversy!
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he hasn't thrown a single pitch over the plate
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Roberts: American Hero
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BROB!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOWZA. Time for Jeter to hit into a triple play!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter, you douchebag, get a hit
and I’ll hate you just a little bit less.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll hate him just as much
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we hate him more
since he didn’t get a hit?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Jeter is the “Captain” of team USA?
Barf.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they probably appointed him that to soothe his ego after he complained that Jimmy Rollins got to start ahead of him.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeter drinks lattes.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is playing the fake irish soundtrack in the background?
am i hallucinating?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's a band down the street from Stacey
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha they stopped at 9 on the nose
however my roommate was about to call the cops. She was like, “don’t they know we’re too old for this! We’re 30!”
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mere children, I tell ya
Right Titov?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arugula is Derek Jeter's favorite vegetable.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't root for Jeter
Hopefully we get a HBP here.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter has friends in Hollywood,
and listens to NPR.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Derek Jeter pals around with terrorists.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COMMIE.
Adam Dunn would have hit that out, because he loves America.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
adam dunn is an america lovin SUNUFAGUN
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JIM-MY ROL-LINS clap clap clapclapclap!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy Rollins loves America
Jimmy Rollins is the anti-Jeter.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy Rollins hates earmarks.
He will name names and make them famous. You betcha. Also, too.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am hating myself
for missing this thread last night.
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
by duck on Mar 18, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy Rollins is change we can believe in.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How does it make sense
To DH one of the best defensive SS’s, and put the worst in the league in the field???
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Jeters complains
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gold glove defense
VINTAGE gold glove defense
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IN THE UNLIKELY STORY OF AMERICA, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYTHING FALSE ABOUT HOPE.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN ROBERTS LOVES AMERICA
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT STEAL BY BROB
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
He looked out to me
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian's love of America got him that base.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked safe in the replay
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or I might just be drinking the red, white, and blue kool aid
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Roberts, you are America's greatest treasure.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy Rollins is fired up and ready to go!
DO IT, JIMMY. TIME FOR BREAK DANCIN’!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter didn't do anything!
Don’t mention him in the safe breath as Jimmy, Brian, and Shane!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Youkilis' facial hair will save us all.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
F-Cab is their closer
ooh scary!!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guts sighting!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MAKE DENIS LEARY PROUD, KEVIN!
Stick it to that prick, Mel Gibson!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Youk always looks like he has to pee
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DOOOOOOOK
Dooooooosh!
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
leave to the former oriole to walk in a run!!
I’ve never been so proud!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Puerto Rican fools!!
Never send in an ex-Oriole to do the job correctly.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
USA! USA!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Think that was the only time I've ever rooted for Youkilis
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE DANCE, DAVID WRIGHT.
TIME TO SHINE.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
David Wright must love America
Because he’s so pretty.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
america the beautiful and all that
DO IT FOR ARETHA FRANKLIN’S HAT
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
US WINS!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
USA!! USA!!
DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT!!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO HOO! WALKOFF DAVID WRIGHT!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DAVID
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
USA LOVES THE DRAMA!!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DID WE CALL IT OR WHAT HOLY SHIT
USA!!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DAVID WRIGHT LOVES AMERICA.
Learn your lesson, Jeter.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
by getxstoked on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even Derek Jeter could not stop the mighty US
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little embarrassed to say it
after my tirade earlier, but I’m sort of excited right now
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the first time I've ever gotten excited about the WBC
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE BASEBALL
I LOVE AMERICA
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and b-rob score the winning run
fucking awesome
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, tying
But who cares about accurate history! This is the US fucking A!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youk almost ripped David Wright's head right off!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEEEEEET. 'NIGHT ALL.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Mar 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly. There is nothing better than baseball.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will you be able to watch any of it this year?
Or will you be all workaholic again.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully more than last year
but not as much as i’d like. we’ll see. saving america is hard work.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as Derek Jeter wanders free
America will need to be saved.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did like the past diving Jeter booted ball play from the highlights.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and with great power, comes great responsibility.
I will not rest until America has universal health care and Derek Jeter is seen for the overrated starfucker he truly is!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
starfucker, good adjective.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe they cut to Japan vs Korea before the dance number
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so unfair.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, it looks like I missed a helluva game. Go Korea!!!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Karma
David Wright helping Rollins team win….and he cant hit in the clutch (that’s right, there is no clutch hitting in baseball)
by sanders833 on Mar 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What channel are these WBC games playing on? I wouldn’t mind watching Japan versus Korea… I don’t see it on ESPN and I don’t have MLBN.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's on MLBN
sorry :(
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah man, what a bunch of BS. I have a fancy dancy cable TV package with 400 billion channels that I never watch but I don’t have MLBN. AT&T can go piss up a rope.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man Yu Darvish pitching against Korea, not good.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, solid game thread lunacy, everyone.
Nearly mid-season form.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I almost strained my oblique
I may have pushed myself a little too far for spring training.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I missed all this!
What a game! Just got home and saw highlights…wild!
Facial hair adds character...support Birds for Beards!
by sickuvitall on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That isnt funny
damn, I hit the return key to hard and sprained my ulnar collateral ligament….fortunately I had a shoulder impingement or I may have just blew out my rotator cuff at the same time
by sanders833 on Mar 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darvish got beat up early
But he’s mowing them down right now.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's right! You can't stop the Koreans, you can only hope to contain them!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because they brought the giant assed flag
I like how they pass it around.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-1 Korea after 7 innings. By checking in on the game every so often on yahoo’s game day page, I feel like I’m almost there!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 1:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woohoo Korea!!!!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
by birdman on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's dedication
I was barely able to stay up to see Dervish throw his 84th pitch. That kid has nasty stuff.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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