United States vs. Puerto Rico
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 7:39 PM EDT
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PrintWinner advances to the semi-finals! Loser goes home! If the mighty United States cannot beat Puerto Rico it will be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened! EVER! IN AMERICA! I just heard someone in the stands chanting USA! USA! so I guess there are a few patriots left.
If you didn't go out for St. Patty's Day and are watching your Team USA while wrapped in the American flag and eating apple pie, let's talk about it! Or if you want to talk about American Idol, I'll also be watching that.
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They just showed an overhead view of the stadium
It’s emptier than Oriole Park in September. Oops!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
There is an Irish pub on my street
With a live band playing right in the alley. I can hear it like they’re in my living room. Their version of Hotel California was pretty bad.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
It's such an Irish classic.
How could they mess that up?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
U! S! A!
Nice aggressive baserunning to tie the game.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
also, he's gritty.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
2-1 U.S.
No mercy rule tonight.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
B-Rob!
…weakly flies to center.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
I wonder is Guts gonna pitch tonight
Last time he and Lilly were a duo.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
OMG
Look how brilliantly Jeter makes a routine groundball play! There’s no better way to do it, kidz!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Did he jump?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
Hmmm.
I didn’t realize Lopez played for Best Buy.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Ha ha!
Advertisement behind the batter:
“Dominican Republic has it all”
Yes, “all” except a place in the second round of the WBC.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Royals sign Sir Fatty
per the chryon at the bottom of the WBC screen.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
i should say,
to a minor league deal.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
yup.
BRob looking sharp on it, too.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
OMG this band
I know it’s St. Patrick’s Day but c’mon. I don’t live in Federal Hill or Fells or Canton, this is a small neighborhood, they are the only bar! They better wrap it up before I try to go to bed. I’ll call 311 on them. I’m totally that person.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Yeah, on a Tuesday night,
I’d say 8pm/9pm should be the cutoff. Last orders, boys.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Even though Jeter was safe by a mile,
that was fun to watch.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
It's country night on American Idol!
Randy Travis looks like an alien.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Now Puerto Rico is scared of Yoooooook as well.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Bye Bye Sanchez.
U done.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
PR lookin' real sloppy right now.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Subtle.
That Viagra ad was reeeeeaaaal subtle.
Too bad they can’t use Palmeiro anymore.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Ugh
Every sporting event I watched is totally peppered with Viagra or Cialis commercials. I especially hate the one where the old couple is about to do it and their college age daughter shows up for a surprise visit.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
yeah
that dude just looks off putting. He would steal your girlfriend.
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Mar 17, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What channel is this on?
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Maybe NOW you let Guthrie pitch?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
WOW
WHO CAN FORGET THAT AMAZING MOMENT IN WBS HISTORY? JAPAN V. KOREA IN ’06! CLASSIC!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
WBC, NOT WBS!
I WAS SO EXCITED IN MY MEMORIES, I COULDN"T TYPE!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
American Idol
sucks this year
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
I liked him, too
I know he didn’t create that arrangement, but he sure executed it well.
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
I'm doing both, just got back from the Irish Club parade
Oh good, it’s tied.
Younger writers, more attuned to the use of the Internet than their older colleagues, may not have a problem with the disappearance of the books. But in past years they didn’t have the Internet as an alternative reference site. They apparently just didn’t feel the need for any information the books provided.
BER-NIE WILL-YAMS
clap clap clapclapclap!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
jeez, guthrie isn't even in the 'pen?
WTF?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Where is he?
Maybe they’re saving him to start the next game (if there is one)
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
he's in the dugout. i hope you're right.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
That must be what it is
If they win tomorrow they play Venezuela tomorrow.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
yup
scheduled to start tomorrow. if necessary.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
Father time hahahaha
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
you'd BETTER go after him
if you walk Bernie, you might as well forfeit.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
sorry, gramps
go back to your guitar.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Did you happen to see when he got thrown out
at the plate in the first round? I just saw the highlight but he looked terrible. It was hilarious and also a little sad.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
wasn't him.
he just pinch-hit a moment ago.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
never mind
u said first round. my bad
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
for the record,
bernie was one of the few yankees i really respected.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
speaking of which, meet my new employer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
when are you moving?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
i have training in DC next week
then drive to Maine and start Monday.
It’s a little overwhelming.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
figured out the digs yet?
portland vs. elsewhere?
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Looking for places in Portland
Not willing to live anywhere with a less favorable moose:human ratio.
Yeah, I was going to email you – I’ll be in Bmore Monday and Tues nights and then again Saturday night.
Kristen is flying down Friday to do the drive to Maine with me.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
C'mon BROB
Jeez, don’t make him bunt.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
He was channeling melmo
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Crap. mlb.tv frozen solid
And lagging so badly that FLop is at bat.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
torino on 2nd, jeter up, one out
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
For me, Robs is up
D:
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
jeter walks.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
rollins up, runners 1st and 2nd
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Can I still yell 'hit him' at the screen?
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
USA is going to wait until the bottom of the 9th to win it
That’s the most patriotic way to do it.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
America loves drama, with a big, fiery explosion/song and dance number at the end.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
The invasion is just the beginning of the story.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
the invasion leads to the explosions
which leads to the triumph, which leads to the dance number. I’m thinking red white and blue top hats and red sparkly leotards while the Puerto Ricans cry in the background.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
David Wright leads the dance number. In my head.
He will flaunt his moves in front of his vanquished and grieving Mets teammates.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Perhaps
But I’m pretty sure that towards the end of the number, right when you think it’s about to be over, Jimmy Rollins leaps into the center and breaks it down.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Yeah, Jimmy's got a big break dancing solo.
It really brings down the house and makes the game relatable to the urban and suburban youth. Just like the GOP. Or ballet. Come to think of it, “Save the Last Dance” is probably Michael Steele’s favorite movie.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
MLB Network can air it
right after the 2009 Washington Nationals reality show.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Are we thinking The Real World
But with Julian Tavares and Dmitri Young? Because that is totally something I would watch.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Yeah, it's Real World: 2009 Nationals
featuring:
Dmitri Young
Julian Tavarez
Ronnie Belliard (he still there?)
Elijah Dukes
Wily Mo Pena
Corey Patterson
Lastings Milledge
and so many more….
It might have to be on HBO.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
or at least on after 11
maybe FX could pull it off.
Don’t forget about Daniel Cabrera, the short fused fuck up
Oh and Scott Olsen, he’s a real asshole.
And Zimmerman as the guy always trying to keep the peace.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
I can't believe I left off D-Cabs!
He can go to anger management class with…well, pretty much the rest of the team.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
He'll be their Kirk Hammett
“I try and be an example of selflessness for everyone else in the band.”
I’m a Metallica fan and I cringed the whole time I watched “Some Kind of Monster.”
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
c'mon PR
that’s a ridiculous claim. “controversy” indeed.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
E8 for throwing perfectly to the bag
but nobody was there to field it.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
and shows Jeter what a real play looks like
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Someone should tell Davey
that Guthrie is available to pinch run if needed. He’s done it before.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
who is seeing more pitches than the batter
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
After the USA loses
I’m not going to be able to listen to the baseball station for a few days because of all the wailing and rending of garments that will surely be going on over the disgrace that is American baseball.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
It's all Jeter's fault.
Why does Derek Jeter hate America?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
It's hard to say
But I have a very credible source that also says he hates puppies.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
but i was told
YA GOTTA RESPECT JETUH.
by a number of credibly drunk Yankees fans in a fells point bar.
As I type this, Captain Intangibles fucks a grounder all to hell. Ass.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Ugh
Once I got cornered by a drunk Yankees fan at the Tropicana in Atlantic City who just wanted to know why the O’s canned Lee Mazzilli. “HE WASN’T THE FUCK UP. THOSE FUCKED UP ORIOLES ARE THE FUCK UPS.” Which, he had a point, but dude cram it. I’m pretty sure he also slurred through some sort of Cal Ripken/Derek Jeter comparison.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
SOCIALIST!
DEREK JETER IS A SOCIALIST!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
LET'S SEE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
I’LL BET HE’S A SECRET MUSLIM, TOO.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
none of the Americans can throw strikes
It’s a conspiracy.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
our educational system is broken
we cannot compete in the international market, with their superior strike zone and science training.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Prediction for the ninth:
Victorino and Roberts get on.
Representing the winning run, Jeter grounds into a triple play. Oh, and stumbles on his way to first.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
best reason to buy a SHAMWOW
“y’know, Germans always make good stuff.”
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
beware of shamwow imitators
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Also, when did Ryan Seacrest start doing commericals for cleaning products?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
you know
Sometimes I think I really need a Shamwow. I also need those hangers where you hang up four things and then unhook one end and suddenly you’ve quadrupled your closet space! I’m such a sucker.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
this is why you're the target advertising demographic, stacey.
Don’t be a statistic!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Here we go
victorino on first
(derek’s sphincter starts to tighten)
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
thus begins our triumphant return!
At least until that pinko jeter gets involved.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
not a strike, ump
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
LOL!
he MUGGED him!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Shouldn't he get a free base for obstruction?
Controversy!
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he hasn't thrown a single pitch over the plate
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
BROB!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
WOWZA. Time for Jeter to hit into a triple play!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Jeter, you douchebag, get a hit
and I’ll hate you just a little bit less.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
Can we hate him more
since he didn’t get a hit?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
OMG
Jeter is the “Captain” of team USA?
Barf.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Jeter drinks lattes.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
what the fuck is playing the fake irish soundtrack in the background?
am i hallucinating?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
it's a band down the street from Stacey
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
ha ha they stopped at 9 on the nose
however my roommate was about to call the cops. She was like, “don’t they know we’re too old for this! We’re 30!”
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Mere children, I tell ya
Right Titov?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
I can't root for Jeter
Hopefully we get a HBP here.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Jeter has friends in Hollywood,
and listens to NPR.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
COMMIE.
Adam Dunn would have hit that out, because he loves America.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
JIM-MY ROL-LINS clap clap clapclapclap!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Jimmy Rollins loves America
Jimmy Rollins is the anti-Jeter.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Jimmy Rollins hates earmarks.
He will name names and make them famous. You betcha. Also, too.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
I am hating myself
for missing this thread last night.
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
How does it make sense
To DH one of the best defensive SS’s, and put the worst in the league in the field???
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Gold glove defense
VINTAGE gold glove defense
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
IN THE UNLIKELY STORY OF AMERICA, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYTHING FALSE ABOUT HOPE.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
GREAT STEAL BY BROB
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Wow
He looked out to me
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Brian's love of America got him that base.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
or I might just be drinking the red, white, and blue kool aid
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Brian Roberts, you are America's greatest treasure.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Jimmy Rollins is fired up and ready to go!
DO IT, JIMMY. TIME FOR BREAK DANCIN’!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Jeter didn't do anything!
Don’t mention him in the safe breath as Jimmy, Brian, and Shane!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Kevin Youkilis' facial hair will save us all.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
MAKE DENIS LEARY PROUD, KEVIN!
Stick it to that prick, Mel Gibson!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
DOOOOOOOK
Dooooooosh!
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
leave to the former oriole to walk in a run!!
I’ve never been so proud!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Puerto Rican fools!!
Never send in an ex-Oriole to do the job correctly.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
by Stacey on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
USA! USA!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Think that was the only time I've ever rooted for Youkilis
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE DANCE, DAVID WRIGHT.
TIME TO SHINE.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
america the beautiful and all that
DO IT FOR ARETHA FRANKLIN’S HAT
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
US WINS!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
WOO HOO! WALKOFF DAVID WRIGHT!
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
DAVID
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
DAVID WRIGHT LOVES AMERICA.
Learn your lesson, Jeter.
"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08
I'm a little embarrassed to say it
after my tirade earlier, but I’m sort of excited right now
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
this is the first time I've ever gotten excited about the WBC
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
and b-rob score the winning run
fucking awesome
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
well, tying
But who cares about accurate history! This is the US fucking A!
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
SWEEEEEET. 'NIGHT ALL.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
Honestly. There is nothing better than baseball.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Will you be able to watch any of it this year?
Or will you be all workaholic again.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
hopefully more than last year
but not as much as i’d like. we’ll see. saving america is hard work.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
As long as Derek Jeter wanders free
America will need to be saved.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
and with great power, comes great responsibility.
I will not rest until America has universal health care and Derek Jeter is seen for the overrated starfucker he truly is!
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
starfucker, good adjective.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
I can't believe they cut to Japan vs Korea before the dance number
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Karma
David Wright helping Rollins team win….and he cant hit in the clutch (that’s right, there is no clutch hitting in baseball)
What channel are these WBC games playing on? I wouldn’t mind watching Japan versus Korea… I don’t see it on ESPN and I don’t have MLBN.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Also, solid game thread lunacy, everyone.
Nearly mid-season form.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
I almost strained my oblique
I may have pushed myself a little too far for spring training.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
Sorry I missed all this!
What a game! Just got home and saw highlights…wild!
Facial hair adds character...support Birds for Beards!
by sickuvitall on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That isnt funny
damn, I hit the return key to hard and sprained my ulnar collateral ligament….fortunately I had a shoulder impingement or I may have just blew out my rotator cuff at the same time
Darvish got beat up early
But he’s mowing them down right now.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
that's right! You can't stop the Koreans, you can only hope to contain them!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
because they brought the giant assed flag
I like how they pass it around.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
woohoo Korea!!!!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
That's dedication
I was barely able to stay up to see Dervish throw his 84th pitch. That kid has nasty stuff.
What Ted Williams didn't realize when he asked to be frozen was that when he is revived he'll have to hear about how Matt Wieters was the greatest hitter that ever played baseball.
by CoachOfEarl on Mar 18, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
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