Game time is 8:05 again. Who's ready for Hendo Does Dallas?

I genuinely like Kris Benson, but I hope we mess him up awful. Honestly, the fact that he's in the Texas rotation at all tells you all you need to know about their starting pitching, the only staff in baseball that may again rival our projected results. Benson is their Eaton. If the Rangers are lucky they'll get Benson doing something neat like when he got Erik Bedard throwing that changeup.

Rule For the Day: No pictures of Anna Benson. Seriously.