Adam Eaton Quotes

by cdavis627 on Apr 23, 2009 12:32 PM EDT Comment 14 comments

I just heard a quick blurb on the radio here in Philly that Eaton had made some comments that he was a World Champion and deserved the benefit of the doubt for his poor performances to start the season in Baltimore. I was hoping that this was true, seeing as the Phillies cut him in the middle of last season and did not even invite him to the parade after the World Series last fall.

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denial ain't just a river in egypt

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The more I hear from this guy

the more I want to see him gone.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 23, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He's been saying this shit since ST

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 23, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe I'm finally hitting my limit

I’m a generous guy.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 23, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah. The more he talks, the more he seems like a delusional asshole.

Technically, yes, he’s a World Champion. But, he didn’t even go to florida for instructional league or whatever to stay in shape in case the Phillies needed him as an injury replacement.

So, not only was he not on the postseason roster, he didn’t do what he could have done to help the team as much as possible. (and if I remember correctly, they did have to call a guy in as injury replacement.)

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Apr 23, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here it is.

Baltimore Sun

"This is a new year," he said. "That’s last year, and if you guys want to talk about last year, I also won a World Series…

Bagaladouche.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Adam

They didn’t put you on the post-season roster. I doubt it was the Spirit of Eaton that put the Phillies over the top against the Devil Rays.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 23, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The BATBOY had more to do with it than Adam Eaton did

At least the bat boy showed up ready for the post-season.

What an asshole. I thought this was the kind of guy we WEREN’T signing anymore. Andy Mac is losing some points with me for signing and keeping this asshole.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 23, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Character counts?

by fishoutawata on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Adam Eaton here

I accept my MBP and f*ck you all for doubting me.

Best,

Adam Eaton
2008 World Champion

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 24, 2009 1:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

HA!

[eaton defiantly drops microphone and struts offstage]

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can say one thing for Eaton

He’s got confidence. I can appreciate that, even though the flip remark about pitching for the World Champions last year is borderline delusional. You almost have to have that kind of attitude to keep going out there when you suck as bad as he did in his first two starts, and that probably helps explain why he was able to do what he did last night. It’s that “eff-you, I can do this” mentality that ignores all empirical evidence that he, um, really can’t do it.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Apr 24, 2009 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, the heat is still on

He’s got to keep performing, or the next stop on his mid-Atlantic tour would be the Nats.

by fishoutawata on Apr 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, tough crowd.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I could interpret what he said (likely in response to an aggressive question such as “Given that you sucked last year, shouldn’t we have expected you to suck this year?”) as something along the lines of, “Forget about last year. That has nothing to do about this year. The only thing I can control now is what I do this year. You might as well say hey, last year I pitched for the team that won the World Series, so I ought to be great this year, which would be silly. So forget about last year and see how I pitch now.”

by Bad Horse on Apr 26, 2009 2:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs