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GameThread: Rangers (6-9) @ Orioles (8-8)

Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 24, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


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Game time is 7:05.

KOJI! KOJI! KOJI!

The last time the O's and Rangers met, the Rangers won 19-6. Since then Texas has gone 2-4, losing two of three to both Kansas City and Toronto. They aren't very good. Same ol', same ol'.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Vicente Padilla 1-1 3 3 0 0 0 0 14.0 23 15 15 3 5 11 9.64 2.00

 

The Orioles faced Padilla last Tuesday, and chased him out after 3 1/3 IP, rapping out 11 hits and charging him with seven earned. Every game he's been in this season has been high-scoring (8-5, 9-10, 6-5).

Brian Roberts absolutely murders Padilla: 10-for-15 with four walks lifetime, which makes out to a line of .667/.737/1.000. That is absurd. Nick Markakis also gets on him pretty damn hard (8-for-12, HR, 7 RBI, .667/.714/1.167, which means Nicky has the higher OPS).


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Koji Uehara 2-1 3 3 0 0 0 0 17.0 17 10 10 2 6 8 5.29 1.35


Koji was Padilla's counterpart 11 days ago, and it was his worst start in his young MLB career. He went five and allowed seven earned, but that was good enough in the end. Kind of -- I mean, it's really not good enough even if you give him 20 runs to work with, but he got the W. That's what I'm saying. He didn't really deserve a W, but then this is why Ws mean S.

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"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he wearing sneakers in this shot or is that me?

by TBA on Apr 24, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It certainly looks that way...

Maybe it was from Opening Day and since he wasn’t pitching he just wore sneakers? I’m just guessing. Either way, a great pic.

PS, I’m new. Hi all!

by kramertoneman on Apr 24, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why, hello there!

Most of us are friendly.

Most.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups

For the Orioles:

Brian Roberts – 2B
Adam Jones – CF
Nick Markakis – RF
Aubrey Huff – 1B
Ty Wigginton – 3B
Luke Scott – DH
Gregg Zaun – C
Felix Pie – LF
Cesar Izturis – SS
Koji Uehara – P

For the Rangers:

Kinsler – 2B
Young – 3B
Hamilton – CF
Blalock – DH
Byrd – LF
Cruz – RF
Davis – 1B
Saltalamacchia – C
Andrus – SS
Padilla – P

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

that is probably

my favorite llineup at the moment

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Always an adventure.

I’m too lazy to look up Arlington vs. Camden, but I’m pretty sure Texas isn’t quite as potent in our house as they are in their own.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 24, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

OPaCY has played as slightly more of a hitter’s park in recent years than Arlington.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

kudos to the pic of DD

getting his neck veins going against that ump

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It looks like Dave doesn't even have a neck.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 24, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI

頑張れ!!

Hit the one in the middle.

by mla2131 on Apr 24, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I know he's on the DL for the other team, but....

This is really cool:

Anna Benson is here to join her husband, Kris, who is on the Rangers’ disabled list.

So what are they doing at Camden Yards?

Fulfilling a commitment that he made when he was traded to the Orioles in 2006, Benson and his wife are teaming with the Orioles Charitable Foundation to donate $250,000 to local charities and the Baltimore City Police Department in two pre-game ceremonies this weekend.

Before tonight’s game, the Bensons and the foundation will present a $125,000 joint donation to be divided among the following Baltimore charity groups: The Run to Remember Fund, benefiting the Baltimore City Fire and Police Departments; The Nephcure Foundation; the Johns Hopkins Bipolar Center at Bayview; St. Vincents Center; Shannon’s Fund at the University of Maryland Medical Center; and the Casey Cares Foundation.

Also, the Bensons will donate $125,000 to the Baltimore City Police Department on Sunday in another on-field ceremony. Baltimore Police Commissioner Fred Bealefeld will accept the donation, which will be used to assist in the purchase of bulletproof vests and other items to support the department.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

very very cool of both of them

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fact it's so cool I'll allow Anna photos

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEETTTTT!!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 24, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering this is a promise

they could have very easily given up on and no one would have known, I think it’s very cool they’d drop a 1/4 of a million to a city where neither lives or works currently. Just because they had promised to 3 years ago. That’s a level of commitment that’s becoming rare in our society.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey...

do we have a series against the jays soon? they just called up brian burres to fill in for ricky romero. mild downgrade, no?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah, sort of like going on date with Michelle Monaghan but getting Anna Benson instead.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 24, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

@ TOR, May 1-3

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary: “These two teams combined for 33 runs in that three-game series, the most this year in a three-game series in baseball.”

Baseball has SUCKED this year.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

or is that the first 2 games??

10-9 and 7-5. thus, the 6-19 game wasnt included…

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

33 runs!!!!!!!

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Combined, the Orioles and Rangers scored 33 runs in Arlington. If you have a problem with this, take it up with Gary Thorne.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck: "Everybody in this lineup can hit. Both teams."

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone see the poem they did at the beginning of the game?

It looks like they caught Huff right after sniffing some glue.

Huff

by IHeartMASN on Apr 24, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

i have mlb.tv so i only catch the game action. sorry i missed it

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have it too and caught this…. I don’t know if they were really supposed to show it or not

by TBA on Apr 24, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a priceless face

The context doesn’t even matter.

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by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look at it and he's going "OOOH!!!" at me

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My new favorite Aubrey quote

From Baseball Prospectus interview on Monday in Bostonn:

Aubrey Huff on if he could imagine himself running a marathon: "No, not at all. Honestly, I get tired driving 26 miles. I couldn’t imagine running it."

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

*wanders in at work*

Mondays suck

Go O’s

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW it’s Friday you lunatic ;)

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm off

on the days the insane people call wednesday and thursday, so yes, its monday :)

or maybe i’m insane shrugs

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured it was something like that. My fiancee’s days off used to be Tuesday/Wednesday, so her Monday was Thursday.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

would someone tell these @#$@#$% people to stop calling in

its friday night, go have fun, stop bugging me _

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you say

1,2,3 in Japanese?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

how do you say

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

babelfish says:

yのこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ、私のこぶ。私の美しい女性はひとまとめにする(固まり) 私の美しい女性はひとまとめにする(固まり) 私の美しい女性はひとまとめにする(固まり) の背部と前部(固まり)

by typozzz on Apr 24, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPENDIN ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME

AND SPENDIN TIME ON ME

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alanis Morrisette did that, right?

:)

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’s not funny! it’s a great song!

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was hilarious, myself.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I'm joking, I actually thought it was pretty good

Mostly because she didn’t seem all righteous about it. I mean this is the broad that wrote “Ironic,” which is probably stupider than “My Humps.”

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think she's finally developed a sense of humor

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good

Maybe Avril Lavigne can get one sometime next decade. I saw this interview with her where the guy was trying to be fun and stuff, and he wasn’t insulting at all, she just did not get humor. It was hilarious to watch her wonder if she should be offended or not.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

She definitely strikes me

as a person who takes herself and her actual level of talent WAAAAAAAY to seriously.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this all relating back to brad bergesen somehow?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i was kind of lost when sc first posted the lyrics

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s 81 degrees out here and I can watch the game for the first time in a few days, I’m a little hyped up.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

…wow, how awesome is Hamilton…

Terrible, pointless graphic.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

American Classics...

Baseball games, apple pies, lemonade on my grandma’s porch, puppy dugs, and freakin’ lottery tickets.

God, I’m tired of those commericals already

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

♥ KOJI

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Aubrey "manhorse" Huff now blonde?

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

probably?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

An American Classic:

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padilla is a battle ax for Texas.

This guy has been with them for years. Gets pounded a lot but eats up innings for them

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Luuuuuuuke

gets buzzed a lot

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see if Koji has learned to protect our guys

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Texas is no longer counting pitches throughout the entire system. Buck loves it and tries clumsily to compare it to boxing. Oh man is it any wonder he’s in the commentary booth now?

But it’s not that terrible of an idea so long as you don’t expect everyone to have the freakish arm Nolan Ryan does, which sadly I expect is exactly what will happen.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

RE: pitch counts. I believe this is Nolan's doings.

And it’s a crazy idea.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 24, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has one good insight

and just keeps changing keys and tempo with it with new lyrics?

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agreed with it. I wonder if this will build arm strenght and confidence.

We will see the guys like Marichel, Gibson, Perry, Seaver, etc. Guys that finish what they start.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No we won’t. I’ll bet you cash money.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this seems like a terrible idea

I understand that perhaps people put too much emphasis on pitch counts these days, but why rid yourself of additional information that might help your decision making? Even if you dont follow them strictly, i’d rather know than not.

by kba26 on Apr 24, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE NOLAN RYAN DIDN'T DO IT CONFLABBIT

Ryan seems like one of those ex-athletes that doesn’t get why most guys can’t do what he could.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ted Williams had that problem, too

Check his record as Senators’ manager

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a hell of a book

Williams was a fascinating dude.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's it called?

Always looking for reading material for the summer.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ted Williams, actually

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes it easy to find on Amazon

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I was gonna do the same thing. Those are two of my favorite baseball books.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Cobb is the best baseball biography I've read

mainly because Cobb was such as asshole

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of his last quotes was, “I wish I’d had more friends.” I think Cobb regretted the way he was. He was also a product of his time and his youth environment.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

fascinating dude, though...

anyone have a take on the recent clemente and dimaggion bios?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the Clemente but haven't read it.

I’ve read the Dimaggio and it’s ok….but I didn’t care for it as much as I’d thought. I’d suggest Montville’s Babe Ruth bio

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My recommend

is “Ballpark” by Peter Richmond.

Story of how Camden Yards got built. Did you know the O’s owner in 1969 actually proposed a domed stadium for Baltimore? Author has a copy of the drawing made on a napkin by Jerry H. (I can never spell his name right). Lots of intrigue over the design, the fight over whether to keep the Warehouse (decision was made VERY late in the process) and why the seats along the left field line face center field instead of home.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it before when I've been buying books online

but didn’t know how it was. I’ll hafta pick it up once I finish with my current backlog

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it would be a bit boring

being the history of a baseball stadium getting built.

But there was a LOT of behind-the-scenes drama getting this thing built. I forgot how much teh Colts moving had an impact on getting this thing done, and that’s not even touching on teh whole Janet Marie Smith drama. Seems a lot of people didn’t like a woman in charge of the project, and she didn’t make any friends when she didn’t correct the media when they said she was the architect of the project. She wasn’t.

Lots of people were interviewed for this, including the guys who installed the lights the days before it opened. And every one of them has a fascinating story to tell. Even the brick guys.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even easier

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salty with a cheap double

Hold ‘im there, Koji. Let’s see some more Ks!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

salt and ham munchies.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

shomeone's goin back to da minarz

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like the look on Kinsler's face.

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like anything about Kinsler. I’m about sick of that guy.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nostradamus says... 2-0 CAPS end of 1st period

Matt Bradley has 2 goals.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!!!!

Keep me posted please.

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZAUN tries to bunt for a basehit?

Really? Really?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ZAUN just tried to bunt for a base hit

Well, why the hell not?

But it still didn’t work.

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by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary: "BUNTING FOR A BASE HIT. HOW BOUT THAT?

…and not quite."

Woo yeah, he bunted. Woo. He’s hitting a little over .100. Woo. Yeah.

F Gregg Zaun.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess this is what “bring your Z-game” means

by typozzz on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hoped ZAUN rented, and didn't buy

whenever he moved back to Baltimore this winter.

’Cause Chad Moeller may not be the one getting cut when The Deity moves up.

/ You know – “Sonner or later God’s gonna cut you down…”

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-8-9

automatic outs, 90% of the time, all the time

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Early Minor League Check-in

AAA
Tillman 2 IP, 3 K, 0 BB, 0 H, 0 ER
Reimold 1-1 Dinger
Wieters 0-1

AA
Erbe 2 IP, 3 K, 0 BB, 3 H, 0 ER

A+
Rich Hill 3 IP, 3K, 0 BB, 1 H, 1 ER

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

goooo Erbe

I’m already pretty sure about Tillman and Arrieta and Matusz. My big rooting is for Erbe now.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erbe and Hernandez have been nails so far

If those guys make the leap, we are in good shape.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

not liking the shift in opinion that has him being a bullpen guy.

i’,big on drake and zagone, too, fwiw.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's the consenus on Erbe at all

Goldstein from earlier this week:

The Erik Bedard trade netted Chris Tillman, while the last two drafts brought Jake Arietta and Brain Matusz into the system. That trio gets all of the attention, but Erbe was the best arm in the organization before all of that happened. He’s had his fair share of control issues since, but he’s still an outstanding arm, and that was on display Friday night, when he limited Akron to just one hit over six innings while striking out six in his second career Double-A start. While it seems as if he’s been here for a while, he’s actually just 21 years old, but he’s already delivering 92-94 mph heat, touching 96 and showing a much improved changeup to go with his average breaking ball. He’s just a small step below the big three, and there is still a solid chance that he ends up with a career as good as any of them.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh...

i don’t think it’s consensus, but this offseason was the first time i’d heard that wrt erbe and hernandez and it bummed me out.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d heard it about Hernandez. He’s got two good pitches (fastball/slider) and I guess he was working on a change.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard it about both

But both have good stuff and I think they are candidates to surprise on the ‘high’ side. Which i’m sure we will need because history says that all three of the big three are likely to fall short of their ceiling.

I saw a stat today that showed Hernandez leads all AAA pitchers in swinging strike %. Rich Harden and Johan Santana lead the majors in that stat.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright!!! Keep us posted

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will do

I’m addicted to the minor league box scores.

I hope one day to be cured of that addiction by a good major league team.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Me too.

I even keep tabs on the attendance figures at the other Eastern and International League ballparks.

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no walks for hill, sweet.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 24, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's done for the night with that line

I guess he hit his pitch count.

Very encouraging start.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ambers interview with Pie yesterday was a classic.

He does look more focused and is getting on base. I want him to run

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a rotten base stealer

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

see?

Not that Izturis standing there helped.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for being right

-1 for being right

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

I’m not down with trashing Pie, but that’s classic

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was supposed to be a hit and run and Izturis stood there on strike three. He’s also a bad base stealer. Always has been.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’d tried it the previous two (three?) pitches fouled off by Izturis. Total bonerage all the way around in any case.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he just seemed to get a pretty decent jump

on a big lead and he’s a fast dude. It was a little surprising to me that he was that dead even with a less than perfect throw.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pie is still a work in progress.

I like the platoon in left with Sweet Swinging Lou for a while until someone wins the job

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they keep the seat warm for Nolan Reimold.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

big yep.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimold is special

I am suprised they had doubts about him due to injuries early in his minor league career. There are no doubts now. I wonder if he could play first base and Brandon Snyder could play 3rd?

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Snyder has a horrible glove. He’s a DH. He’s also…erm, way off from hitting like a major leaguer. Reimold having questions because he got hurt all the time was very reasonable. But staying healthy is a skill. You start doing it, you’re likely to do it again.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

“They’re almost as bad as Yankee fans. So a mini-sweep of the Red Sox? That’s a defining moment.”

These commercials might not be such a great idea. We’re counting two-game “sweeps” of the Red Sox as defining moments. Hey guess what, they went to the playoffs, we went 32-93 in games we didn’t come from behind to win, as the other guy loves so much. 36 COME FROM BEHIND WINS!!!!

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

"Use two hands, Adam. Nope."

Classic.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, but seriously, we're up against Vicente Padilla

Let’s start scoring some fucking runs here.

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by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

totally...

unless this is some sort of cosmic payback for adam eaton.

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by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL. Interesting

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

Talking about Michael Young, as Buck theorizes he’s playing too deep because he’s getting used to playing third base (as if he’s 15 years old), and Young punches himself in the cup two times.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, Nick?

What the hell was THAT swing?>

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dunno, i liked the most recent one though :)

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

off topic...

just want to mention that i’m listening to signals, calls and marches by mission of burma. awesome. academy fight song is fucking great song.

okay. as you were.

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by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'[m listening to Buck Martinez

and I’d rather be listening to that. And I’ve never heard them before.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you might like them...

though they might be a little esoteric for your tastes.

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by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys.

KFC and O’s baseball? good times.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Buckethead:

Crazy guitar player, crazy first-baseman.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.My.God. Is he good or what?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care for him. But he beats Bumblefoot.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan.

I’m kind of a crazy Guns N Roses fan too, and I think he MAKES Chinese Democracy.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes it what?

That album is horrible.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

how?

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine that it's a different band.

There will never be another hard rock album as good as Appetite. CD has a lot of different sounds and moods and it really appeals to me. It’s not a perfect record, but its better than just about any other mainstream hard rock record from 2008.

Hey man, its just my opinion.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah and I wish to challenge it! It’s a terrible album. Axl is a bum.

All in good fun. I actually thought Buckcherry’s ’08 album was better than the GNR album.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best way it was described to me...

was by a guy I know who is a DJ for a modern rock station here in York. He said that generally, people who are old enough to have experienced GnR when Appetite was actually released cannot appreciate CD as a separate entity. It’s too good to judge anything else against it objectively.

There are parts on CD that make me fucking CRINGE. Street of Dreams is unlistenable to me because it sounds unfinished: there’s a whole chorus of “la-la-la”s. What the fuck? Fourteen years and you couldn’t write another verse? Sorry is probably my favorite song, but there’s one line of the song where Axl sings “but I don’t want to do it,” and for some reason he uses some kind of Transylvanian accent or some shit.

That said, Madagascar is no Civil War, but its trademark over-the-top Axl Rose. Sorry grows and grows and grows and ends very powerfully and fucking CRUSHES. Better has some weird vocals, but the music is intense and I really, really like it.

AAAAAAAAAND i’m going to cut this post short because Roberts his a fucking DONG.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't heard any of his Chinese Dem stuff

Downloaded a solo show off Internet Archives.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack it, huffy.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HUFF RULES

HUFF RULES
HUFF RULES

BEST BASERUNNER EVER

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT was a heads-up play!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff, taking 3rd base

I like players that pay attention.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff Daddy gets into one!

I love hearing 3DG say “all the way to the wall!”

Well, as long as the Orioles are batting.

That was closer at the plate than I thought, but way to go Aubrey moving up to 3rd.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wigginton is about to smoke one

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

see

I stayed vague enough to be right.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malboro or Camel?

Because his fat ass is going back to the dugout

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basic Ultra Light

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit that one more like a Virginia Slim.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha...

you’re making him cry!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ty, that's not your job.

Do your JOB, Ty!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. That was worthless.

Sigh…can’t score the guy from third with 1 out…

by O'sFan21 on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggy is becoming a weak spot

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

now would be a good time for payback luke

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

W00T

NICE BALK, VICENTE

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Second time today

a balk has scored a run. PHN got a freebie today, too.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t know balks could be called on teams who play against us. It seems like it’s always us doing the balking.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when Steve Kline kept balking and he was gonna put the ump in the cobra clutch?

I kinda miss Steve Kline.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I have wiped my memory

of him every wearing this uniform

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was so not as bad as people remember.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Women say that about childbirth, too.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

bob davidson?

balkin bob davidson?

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by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruling Please. Does Luke get an RBI?

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

no

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would doubt it.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it’s OK for Wiggy to high-five Padilla and thank him for picking him up out there.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd balk too

if I had a manhorse boring his laser eye cannons into my heart.

by mpire on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Nice half-swing single, Luuuuuke

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Caps Update:

Semin scored off a faceoff 3-0 Caps with 13:00 left in the 2nd

by Steve. on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet!

Now if Green would just get his ass in gear.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Caps. This game is ours.

Only thing I want to see now is someone kick Avery’s ass

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Caps offense finally showed up

I’d still rather the Rangers win. If my Hurricanes make it past the Devils I’d rather Boston play the Rangers than us.

by IHeartMASN on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duran Duran!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke has found his role with this team. He is our DH and could be the best in the AL

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

“Luke has found his role with this team. He is our DH and could be the best in the AL”

I dunno about that

by BaltimoreSportsReport on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Luke's better than David Ortiz....

at this point of the season anyway

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah there aren't many that are that good

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not terrible at it so far

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santana

Has 8 strikeouts in 4 innings against the Nats

by BaltimoreSportsReport on Apr 24, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad MLB does't have relegation

Because teh Nats would be AAA next year if they did.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but...

the o’s would have been second division for years. my favorite english football team dropped for a couple years and it SUCKED!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

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by j.q. higgins on Apr 24, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say something, Vincent

I DARE YA!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Please take it easy on Padilla.

We want him to last a few more innings so we can score slowly on him until it is 7-0

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

they're hitting

22/135 or .162 .. i’m too lazy to look up BB #’s for obp

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

thats half the reason i didn’t look it up

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, in BSB's defense

Pie does suck.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, he sucks.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nostradamus says...Caps score 3 goals on 10 shots?

Are you kidding me?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Also...

Sean Avery – healthy scratch.

DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNN…

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? No Avery? Damn!

The rangers are lost without that jerk!

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He took some awful penalties in the 3rd period of Game 4

You could tell Torch would have murdered him right there on the ice if he could have.

by IHeartMASN on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he did.

He did everything he could to hand that game to the Caps.

OK, back to the O’s game.

JapersRink.com is the SBN site for the Caps, and it’s awesome.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avery got a match penalty in game 3 against the Caps Goalie

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gershon is from NY

How’d he get a commercial?

by mpire on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone tell Adam Eaton it's Friday

He’s wearing the regular hat in the dugout.

by IHeartMASN on Apr 24, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

hah

after his start yesterday he can do whatever he wants

by BaltimoreSportsReport on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Eaton is a World Series Champion..

he does not have to wear silly Friday night caps

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Adam Eaton thinks he gets to “take a stand” on hats, then he can shove off.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And lose our ace?

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what would be a nice Friday night alternate?

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THAT would be awesome!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin' WORD

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been meaning to ask

is he still ZAUN if his avg goes below .100

by Steve. on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's lost that already if you ask me

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's too funny

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that first pitch was a strike

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick's arm...

saving bases on reputation alone.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

him throwing out dye

the other night didn’t hurt :)

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

But there's been at least 2 other situations

this week where teams didn’t run when last year, they would have tried.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see I missed some fun

but I did not miss the Pie Suck.

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

SaltyMunchie has Koji solved tonight

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

5 K's?

Where did that come from? I thought he was a fly-ball pitcher, Diamond Dave…

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So are you actually getting this game in NC

or doing MLB.tv?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, don't google it...

but who knows who sang that GEICO song? And yes, Michael Jackson did the background vocals.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rockwell, duh

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew you'd know

I was wondering if the other, non-musical savant types knew.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought that was pretty common knowledge. That’s been on like every Hits of the 80s infomercial compilation. ROCKWELL “SOMEBODY’S WATCHING ME”

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padilla is past pissing me off with these high and tight pitches

Koji needs to drill someone in the back. FAITO!

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by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you say

“Plunk Kinsler” in Japanese?

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

GA DOOOONG

ROBERTS PWNZ U PA-DILLA

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Just when I tuned to teh Caps game for a minute....

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home runs are also an acceptable response

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by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

Suck on that, headhunter.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob's got yer retaliation right here....

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

see ya later, Pa-Dilla

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not yet

He’s still pitching. :)

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw I thought they'd get rid of him

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of Michael Jackson

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

song playing at OPaCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, NOW we can rush the mound, right?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the line fom commando..

“My men are not expendable.. and I don’t do zis kind of werk”

or was it predator…

by mpire on Apr 24, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone punch this impossibly ugly dork? I don’t want him to get badly hurt or anything, I just want someone to jack him in his nose.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't find a screen cap

But I always thought he looks like the first alien in MIB – the one who’s head comes off?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahaha YES

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get that they’re retaliating for Andruw Jones, and I’m fine with that, but this punk has been chucking inside and way too often high the entire game. Either hit someone or don’t, you pud.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda hope we open up a big lead and they bring in Albers to plunk someone in the ass again.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno. It’s certainly questionable given the circumstances and who knows what players are thinking?

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win a Ravens hat

Hey fellas, just fyi we’re giving away a free Ravens hat on BaltimoreSportsReport.com. All you have to do is guess the Ravens first round draft pick.

by BaltimoreSportsReport on Apr 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Offensive Tackle. Not sure who yet. I will give it shot tomorrow

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

this situation looks familiar

:)

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

no

Jimmy Smits is an attractive man. Even inflated we would not be that busted.

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin just scored

4 – love after two

whatta goal too

by Steve. on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Outstanding, Ian. Way to be fancy, dude. Lookin’ GOOD out there.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

hey Ty

Take this chump to the house.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinsler is a freaking Dork. Love it.

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Web-Gem!

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by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

How is that NOT an error?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

no ideaa

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ruled a base hit? fine, OK, but weird

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Do your JOB, Ty!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP HACKING, TY

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggy? Whats wrong? Take some pitches.

shit

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

i really dislike how

Gary Thorne always says “first ball hitting”
its “first ball swinging”

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bases juiced....

and nothing.

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We still love you, LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

But that wasn’t the time to hack at the first pitch.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

We had a real chance to blow this open. The Rangers can fucking hit. You have to score runs there.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was frustrating.

Looks like it’s time for a beer.

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

good call

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man

I have my beer in the crisper in stacks, and I thought I only had two rows of cans left, BUT I HAVE THREE. Happy surprise.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pouring me an Old No. 7.

If it works for 3DG it works for me.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman

5 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 5K so far. Particularly happy about only 1 BB.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Apr 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No patience at the plate by two Vets.

How can we teach youngsters like Sweet Lou and Pie if we have Wiggy swinging at everything.

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You can’t really teach patience very effectively. Pie and Montanez are hackers and always will be. The difference is whether you can hack effectively like Tejada used to.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Tejada the guy that came up with the

“You can’t walk off the island. You have to hit your way off?”

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s been a phrase popular in the Dominican forever. But I remember it was associated with Tejada in Moneyball.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Everybody knows it."

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koji can really paint the outside corner with the FB.

Beautiful first pitch. Followed by a beautiful 2nd pitch slider.

by O'sFan21 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and back to pitch one and...

siddown

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Followed by a picture perfect 3rd pitch.

That’s about as good a pitch sequence as you’ll see.

by O'sFan21 on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got more heat than I imagined he would.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I was expecting 87 or 88, tops.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

Koji is DEALIN

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

78 through 6

lookin good

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN

That’s a relatively decent pitch count for 6.

13 pitches an innings? I’ll take it!

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI LOVES AMERICA

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

good job, Rich Hill

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Amber says....

Rich Hill did pretty well in his rehab start tonight

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

hey Gregg

Hit the fucking ball hard somewhere.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Not anymore

You have to actually hit your weight to get all caps.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting like half his weight. His name is Greggory.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And hits a weak single to left...

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

released by Cubs after Spring Training...

but I’m sure he’ll be back

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was talking about Brook Fordyce

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck: "When Nolan Ryan talks about pitching you have a tendency to listen."

Jesus Christ with Nolan Ryan already.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

bit high...

but in the legal def of the K zone

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by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, I guess Koji is The New Adam Eaton, huh?!?

Meanwhile, the Sawx ‘n’ Yerks are flailing away ineffectually at each other, 2-1 Yerks bottom 5. It looks great on HD home theater TV ; but even greater is the certain knowledge that one of these teams has to lose.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BUCK

STOP TALKING ABOUT BOXING
THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji should have one more inning and then bring in Albers

So he can hit someone and we can enjoy a baseball brawl tonight

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you insane????????

I’ll take Chris Ray, JJ, then Mr. Excitement Jimmy Spencer, uh, George Sherrill, please.

My NASCAR people got that one.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it...

George does look like his long-lost son…

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we hit someone tonight there will probably be a brawl tomorrow

Because they’re going to retaliate some more tomorrow.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary and Buck both look fucking sloshed.

I love our play-by-play and color guys. All of them. Fucking lushes.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Rick Dempsey gets to a call a game or two this season

I enjoy those trainwrecks

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by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as there isn't an Orioles Wives fundraiser that night....

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it were your job to watch and talk about baseball games for a living

you’d be pretty tempted to show up drunk, too. I mean, it’s not like operating heavy machinery.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I freelanced as a sportswriter for a few newspapers in central PA.

You don’t have to tell me about being tempted to drink on the job.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koji in for the 7th.

MAn, did we need last night and tonight for our pen or what?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Would’ve been nice to get that strike 3 called

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, did he have his 9 iron out or what?

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The following players see Mr. Crowley

Wigginton
Pie
Zaun
Isutriz
Freel

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by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll put up with Izzy as a 2009 Mark Belanger

but yeah, the rest can sit the pine.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

MEESTAH CROWLEY

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

coincidentally I just put on some Black Sabbath before I did that

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you did.

Heard “Electric Funeral” on XM today. Some of their non-radio stuff was, well, interesting.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a kickass song. I put on “N.I.B.” just scanning my iTunes and stopping when I go, “Ooh, that one right now…”

Before that was “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)” by Billy Joel.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

N.I.B. rules!

My other non-played-to-death favorite is The Wizard. Love that harmonica solo.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

right?!

That’s another kickass song.

Man Ozzy was good before…well, before he became mushmouth.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before giving up on MLB.com for tonight-- it is frickin' HOPELESSLY choppy-- I heard Buck say of our balk run:

“That third run is important insurance.”

INSURANCE?!? Buck, have a luck at our pen, buddy. I believe run 15 is defined there as “insurance”.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Either Canada just declared war on Maine

Or there are inexplicable fireworks going on here right now.

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by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

koji's command has...slipped a bit this inning

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Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

with back2back QS’s

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones, son! just glides, doesn't he?

I’m still amazed at how shallow he can play and still get to stuff.

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by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

JAMIE MOTHER FUCKIN WALKER

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by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

KOJI

KOJI
KOJI
KOJI

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take 6.2 and 2 ER any day of the week

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LHer coming up, right?

Jamie gets this out, JJ (or Ray) in 8th, Georgie in the 9th.

because we have roles for our bullpen now, and they must be followed!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie rules

You try to slam Jamie Walker before he pitches his way into deserving it and we’ll go out to the parking lot. IN PUBLIC

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got your back.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme tell you sumthin' 'bout SC

Jamie Walker, boy! is HIS BOY.

Don’t diss Jamie before it’s time. And SC will tell you when.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s usually when I start taking a crap on him.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

check yourself or you’ll find yourself in a skillet.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahha

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen is rested

He had a good outing and was missing his spots this inning. Why fuck around?

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI TREMBLEY FIST BUMP

I want an animated gif of that for rainy days.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. Jones and Nicky have Gold Glove written all over them as long as politics don't play a part

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Just like David Simon’s emmys.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

as long as politics don't play a part?

this is a baseball award, dude. OF COURSE politics play a part.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

and run over them anyway

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie Walker, our lefty NOOGY.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So Jamie Walker's role is now exclusively to come in for one guy

And on the rare occasion, he can do that!

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god, ray.

First time I’ve seen him pitch this year, actually.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why all of those guys left on base earlier would come back to haunt us

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The good news about MLB.com is that the audio actually works. So your laptop is a sort of OK radio.

The bad news, of course: Ferd Manfredi remains at large.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, guys, you can get that 3rd out now.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Ray and his damn soccer mom ass.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Not anymore...

HIm and Mike Golic are NurtiSystem buddies now….

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saltymunchie

Bad omen. seeing eye hits.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Saltandhammunchie.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whewwww

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he didn't pitch well

but 789 can’t hit so we only scored 4.

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So. I'm going to the SFF and O's game tomorrow.

I have a Raven’s Jersey, O’s Jersey and O’s hat… what should I wear?

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Nostradamus says.....

Caps fan dumped a beer on Torts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

And VarLAmov leads the NHL in GAA in the playoffs.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What???????OMG!!!!!!

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a tough, tough throw.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So was that

On Nick’s knee.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

and..

outch

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

...

*ouch

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Padilla finally managed to hit someone

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You do NOT hit Nick Markakis

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go.

He drilled Markakis.

In the immortal words of Al Bundy: “Let’s rock.”

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BS

Left him out threret there just to hit someone

by IHeartMASN on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he had no gas

Probably why he threw so many of those really slow curves.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet he farts when he walks.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Have another donut, you fat pig! Have another donut!"

I mean, it is still hockey season. Gotta go with the classics.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOmo8a4hrE

Just in case anyone needs a refresher…

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THAT NOISE

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Another more Hispanic Sid. Is there no end to them?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Josh Hamilton to eat some dirt.

Or at least Michael Young. That’s the fourth fucking “inside pitch” Padilla’s thrown at our guys. Time to show them a response. Get Sarfate up.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t advocate throwing at anyone’s head, ever. Not how you do it. I say hit Hamilton right in the balls.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats where it looks like VFP was aiming on gamdeday

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally agree

throw at the balls, ass, back, whatever. not at the head/neck. no fun.

but hitting Nick after a night of throwing at guys, that HAS to be answered TONIGHT.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm all for retaliation

but not for headhunting
or in the immortal words of Luke scott :)
don’t throw at my fucking head

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRO

You forgot “bro”

It was, “Don’t throw at my fucking head, bro!”

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i don’t really like the word “bro” anymore than i like the word “son” unless it comes from the 1 and 2 people who can claim that relationship :) so i blocked that one from my memory

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hitting franchise jesus on the knee.

Oh HELLLLLL no. It is ON, motherfuckers.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what they say...

everything’s bigger in Texas

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh, Gary's singing Harry Belafonte

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hwhiggingggton SO owes us...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

a haiku for the moment:

Nicky Markakis,
Franchise Jesus, plunk’d on knee.
Shit is on now, son.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Does this really fit the haiku format?

by TBA on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup - 5-7-5

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fat fuckin’ pitchers
hitting our guys with baseballs.
punch you in the cock.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure what is going on

But if word got around O’s pitchers don’t protect their hitters this could be a long season. It don’t have to be tonight but they better damn well hit some Texas guys this weekend or else. Texas must have got the word to do something this series because we hit 3 of their guys in Texas.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sawx tied it at 2.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Ty

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do your JOB, Ty!

You know, this guy really sucks.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggy has left 7 men on base tonight.

He needs to sit in the front row in Mr. Crowley’s hitting instruction class

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

We're up by two and their top of the order is up...

do we really want to put a man on with a beanball now? I wouldn’t think that would be prudent.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

To quote GHWB...

Wouldn’t be prudent…at this juncture….

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carvey was on Leno recently. No one is quite sure why. He then flailed about like he was dreaming of landing a TV show. It was embarrassing. Get some new jokes, dude.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so .. koji or huff

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Koji

A pitcher will always win MBP if he puts on a remotely good show.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello!

I’m a little late to the party but I would just like to say KOJI! KOJI! KOJI! How cute was he waving his hat to the crowd?

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I really love how happy he is to do well and make us cheer.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

precisely.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW, RIGHT?

adorable.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love him!

My parents were over and I was telling them all about Koji’s cowboy boots.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to send Kinsler

to an “ass busting” prison for 2 years.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what hurts the most is the lack of respect. That’s what hurts the most. Except…except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the SECOND-MOST.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL. Actually that's what I meant to say. Office Space was a funny movie. LOL

The beat down on that copier was classic stuff.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice little play by johnson

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Reliever Phil Coke in for the Yerks. Things go better with him.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That was almost a bad play

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, that didn't look smooth...

but he made the catch.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"Nice catch, Jones.

Don’t ever fuckin’ do it again."

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

THAT was a really cool camera shot

with the steadicam swooping in over the flag court,.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that camera out there.

Actually, I like having that whole studio out there. I had a few beers before the game and yelled “Lookin’ good, Rick!” to Dempsey in the pregame show. He laughed and waved, so that’s always fun. Yay beer!

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

During the rain delay on Tuesday

Rick was just hanging out in his suit, shooting the breeze with everyone. It’s pretty much what he’s born to do.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

ugh ugh ugh come on

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, JJ

WTF? Don’t you lose this game for Koji.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

JJ's getting hit pretty hard...

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

When the sinker don't sink

it can get ugly.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, our INSURANCE run is lookin' better 'n' better.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherrill warming up. Hold on to your asses.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

oh lord

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

oh shit

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

oh lord

Come on Cesar. Freddie Bynum could field like that with your hitting.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT FUNNY GUYS

wtf is going on.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

sonufabitch

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not pretty

and it’s gonna get even uglier if they bring in flat breezy

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

And here he trots….

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck says “It-surris”

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Izturis can't hit

But at least his defense makes up for it.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got a bad feeling about this....

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, I'm on a laptop

that was made during Bush’s FIRST term. I’m lucky it opens GIS at all.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh boy here comes Sherrill

The closer’s in, I feel so secure.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I taste vomit.

But I do that every time Sherril comes in with RISP.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck

Sherrrill in with the bases loaded? In the words of the Buttercups “Fill me up, Buttercup” because I need another drink to watch this shit

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

TEX MESSAGE

I started with a bullpen, but blew right through it

by mpire on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

dink-da-dink-dink.

That closer? Yeah, he’s a bit much.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bullpen just can't get the job done for so

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

at least their roles have been defined by DD though

it makes me feel better, like snuggling in a gasoline soaked blanket in a housefire

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm sure this will work out fine.......

Just fuckin’ FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEE!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

0-2

If he blows this then George should lose his role immediately.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I get a little queasier with each pitch

please Sherril. Please.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's my Maalox...

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord, ZAUN

Nice stop

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

is he TRYING TO THROW A WP!!

get it together George

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Payoff

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKER

SIT DOWN

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

woah

I am on a delay, apparently.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're on MLB.com TV, delay is not the word...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

i am glad to be wrong

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

siddddddown

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i need a cigarette.

whew

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Have one for me...

and I don’t even smoke.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither do i.

well, a pipe. but that won’t do just now.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssssssssssssssss

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Told you

But I’m sure there are righties due up next inning, so lets score some runs.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus h christ

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Still got 3 more outs to get.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd suggest 12

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray for Tubs!

There’s a Tasty Cake in the dugout with your name on it

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmm

Tasty Cake.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-8-9 coming up which means a 1,2, 3 inning

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

6-7-8

… but yeah

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nostradamus says...

4-0 Caps final, and King Henry looked mortal tonight…..

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet. I can watch the replay tonight in a relaxed state.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Varlamov:

4 games, 3 goals against, 2 shutouts

I don’t know much about hockey but I know that’s good.

by Steve. on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not bad.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You walk ZAUN at your peril

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

even you're ahead of me!

stupid maine internets.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I quit TV, just too choppy...and you get further and further behind. But the audio/radio is OK, so I watch the Yerks/Sawx

while listening to our game.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greggory Zaunington

draws a walk and brings up LOOOOOOU!

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

MONTY in for Pie

Quite the message there…

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

is the message that there's a lefty on the mound?

seems your garden variety Diamond Dave move.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok folks let's hope for the win

because i be getting my drank on…. o’s for life!!!!

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me...

or does Monty look 12 from the neck up?

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he's baby smooth

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Lou

No message. Just lefty and righty stuff.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, you guys have talked me into it

Conspiracy theories are a lot more fun, though.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yerks up 3-2, top 7. Bases loaded 0 outs

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice baserunning :)

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie got caught and Zaun stole a base

its bizarro world

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Good play by ZAUN

I’ve always hated how players hesitate when the ball is bounced; 80+% of the time you’ll reach if the backstop has to pull off his mask and reach for the ball on the ground.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If Sweet Lou is terrible what does that say about Pie?

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The clock is ticking

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long does he get?

It took Nick 3 months and Adam most of a year. And Felix is not Nick or Adam.

Personally, I’d run him out there every day for a full season given his minor league track record and tools.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that they are both below average MLBers?

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Apr 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no pinch hit for izturis?

guess there’s nobody really to do it

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

touche cesar, touche

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great

Weak popup, and now we have a weaker defense for the bottom of the ninth as well.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Credit where it’s due: Great run-saving play by Andrus. Awesome of ZAUN to stop himself using the coach.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

if a blue'd seen that

zaun’d been out, no?

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a second there

I thought Zaun was heading home.

And for that second, I think I was legally dead.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, Brian

Time to earn that big paycheck.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to get Brian up!

Good job!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

For a second there

I thought ZAUN tore every possible tendon from the hip down trying to stop himself.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, B-Rob, let's get some insurance

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ron, you may be right...

but you ain’t getting this call.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I fully expect a anti-climatic, rather boring

1-2-3 inning with no balls getting out of the infield. Yup, just another normal night for Mr. Excitement. Nothing to see here….

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A mini-sweep of the Red Sox

YES!!!

GRAND SLAM!! WHOO!!

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It really sucks

at how nervous I get for the 9th inning.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yerks up 4-2, bottom 7

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s an orange nightlight to help you sleep…

:)

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

REPLY BUTTON is your friend.....

REPLY BUTTON is your friend….

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make a little birdhouse in your soul!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw man

that’s gonna be in my head all night.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE! FIRE!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Georgie!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Saltymunchie is Gone. One out

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh you have no idea some of the shit I’ve pulled in game threads. Eight and typing right is perfectly fine.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i tend to agree

unless you’re drinking some crazy 9% craft beer.

personally i’d probably be 8 deep if I wasn’t at the end of semester times right now

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh a storm is threatenin'

myyy very life today
if I don’t get some shelter
oh, yeah, i’m gonna fade away

that’s what plays in my head when georgi pitches

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nice nice Ty!

just one more.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff's doing just fine over at first :)

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play

Although Ty could have shown a TAD more urgency on the throw…

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job, WiggINGton

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

EVERYBODY UP

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh, it's this fucking guy

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiggy I forgive you

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

You BETTER make that play, Hwiggy...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

just wondering

why does everyone hate Kinsler so much around here

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't hate him at all

I’m just tired of watching him abuse the orioles.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

see?

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

success

otherwise known as 6-6 + cycle
otherwise known as You-Know-What game

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

Oh, Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch ~ Sheldon Cooper

by Aldoran on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

shouldn't all-defense gold glover boy

be making up for his 67 OPS+ by catching that fucking ball?

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i know. i'm just bitter.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

sherrill just go friggin home

don’t have a stupid mistake, put this fuckin’ guy on 3rd

by Timmy L. on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking pain in the ass kinslershit

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

And ALMOST got picked off for the last out of the game

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinsler is an Oriole Killer.

many of you can name some players that have careers against the orioles

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw one to the plate

And then catch Kinsler leaning.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHER

FUCKER

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKER

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit, Georgie

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly

Sherrill is worthless.

He is done, straight fucking up.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

LEAVE NOW

AND NEVER
COME
BACK

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

And I had Good night….already typed, ready to hit post.

Well, fuck.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I had the word "FUCKING" typed.

The second word was determined by the AB.

by 30seven on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the love of FUCK!

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

no one freak

Blame the Rolling Stones.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

freak?

i like that song…

i’m confused

by pipkin on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no. The W goes to Sherrill. He is now the pitcher of record.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it happens

once in a while in cases like this

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

when

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Never in cases like this.

It happens when the visiting team takes the lead in the first inning and 3 pitchers each pitch 3 innings and never surrender the lead.

by O'sFan21 on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I don’t think you can get the win if you don’t pitch at some point after (or just before) your team goes ahead for the last time.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen it

Jorge Julio used to pull this shit all the time….

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why

wins are bullshit

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he fucks it over for Koji

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

you fat useless shit

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT!!!!!

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

If that crowd doesn't boos its ass off when he walks off the field....

I have lost all respect for O’s fans.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad I got home just in time to see that.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

you and me both

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's about right.

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate nothing more than blown saves.

Leprosy is better than blown saves.
KENNY G is better than blown saves.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

don't let's be hasty

I’m willing to say that Leprosy>blown saves, and leprosy>Kenny G….but I can’t say that Kenny G>blown saves. I just can’t.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about

when were beating up on BJ Ryan

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright

George isn’t a good closer, but he was forced into the role and has done nothing but try his best to do his job.

I’ll criticize his play, but all the “fat piece of fucking shit” comments are a bit over-the-top.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely

But it’s not like George has a bad work ethic or went out of his way to slam Baltimore.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he put on 20 pounds of not muscle so I’m not exactly itching to give him a pass on his work ethic.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

though in a general sense I pretty much agree with you

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a pitcher

You can put in quality work and still gain weight if you’re eating “well.”

You have to proactively work out to keep the pounds off as a pitcher, so yeah, he hasn’t done that, but overall he has tried hard to be a good pitcher, it just hasn’t worked out.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he has or not, to be fair. I’m not him. I mean this is benefit of the doubt stuff.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I guess I’m a softie.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree. we really just need a closer. thats the bigger problem

by semaj2989 on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

imagine Georgie was just a LOOGY and he came in and got that out in the 8th before the real closer came in? We’d all be, “we love george sherrill1”

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinsler is always a part of it

We left the bases loaded and a ton of runners left by the 7, 8, and 9 hitters. We need more production from the part of the order

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

more?

Try any. These guys are worthless so far.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh jesus

Couldn’t a fan have interfered?

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH!

How did he catch that ball?

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ahaha

Wait, one did

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So is Friday the new Sunday?

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.

That fucking sucked.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

for real

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Didn’t even get the satisfaction of hitting kinsler in the gonads.

I guess that comes tomorrow.

by dkdc on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked "Looks like he works on a ship" better

Just sayin’

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK SHIT ASSHOLE

I hate you sherrill and #s 7,8,9 for the O’s

by O'sFan21 on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

DONKEYBALLS.

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

George Sherrill is Unbirdland

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

We might touch .500 again in this series

But playing the Angels will definitely put us beneath the mark for good.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well now I'm in a shitty mood.

goddamn, orioles. way to fuck up a pleasant evening.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Our Bullpen is our weakness

threw at our batters and silenced our bats.

"The Minor Leagues. Where it all begins and they still play for the love of the game"

by Baysox39 on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking of this rule

The official scorer shall not credit as the winning pitcher a relief pitcher who is ineffective in a brief appearance, when at least one succeeding relief pitcher pitches effectively in helping his team maintain its lead. In such a case, the official scorer shall credit as the winning pitcher the succeeding relief pitcher who was most effective, in the judgment of the official scorer.

but still the SP cant get the win

by NickMarkaces on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Apr 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that sucked

i hate going out like that!

by cubotic on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Texas fan here...

LMAO. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Good game guys, looking forward to tomorrow. You guys have been a good opponent so far this year.

by txhc on Apr 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, that was funny.

But if you guys were any good at all, it would totally be on. As it is, your team isn’t worth the effort.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on Apr 25, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

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