Bird Droppings: Opening Day Hangover Edition
Man, listen, I try to give Teixeira the benefit of the doubt, and I agree with his business reasons, or at least understand them completely, and I don't hate him any more than I do the other Yankees, except I hate A-Rod way more than the rest of them and I really don't mind the rest of the new guys juuuust yet, and I've grown a 0.08% fondness for Derek Jeter because we're talking about a superstar athlete that has yet to be connected in any way, shape or form to the steroid stuff, but, like, really, if you're going to start two-facing this bad:
"In a perfect world, the Orioles would've won the World Series every year I was alive, and I'd be an Oriole right now," Teixeira said.
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There was a lot of fondness expressed for Baltimore and the Orioles. When he was younger, he said he'd visit Memorial Stadium or Camden Yards 5-10 times a year. Eddie Murray and Cal Ripken were his favorite players when he was younger. In fact, Teixeira said the reason he bats from both sides of the plate is because of Murray. He says Camden Yards is still one of the best ballparks in baseball.
Then you know what? Cram it, "Tex." These boos are well-earned. A little while back Teixeira was a lifelong Yankees fan that looooooved Don Mattingly. I get a feeling he has another story somewhere in his equiptment bag about how even though he grew up in Maryland, he was a huge Expos fan that loved Gary Carter and Rock Raines, and he was thrilled when the team moved to Washington. He knew then and there he would be going back "home" to play for the Nationals.
Candus Thompson talked to Teixeira's dad:
"I don't blame [the fans]," said John "Tex" Teixeira, former Navy pilot and father of the player.
Note: This is sloppy, malicious, cherry-picking blogging by me. Mr. Teixeira said more, and he spoke diplomatically, but I want it to sound like this, so it's going to.
Roch mentions that yesterday was the first time Melvin Mora has batted cleanup. Ever. I did not realize that. He also reports that the press box wireless went out at least twice and caused him to lose two full entries. He's also got some video of Dave ("Let's go see Daaaave!") after the game, and he also says "good times" when discussing the wireless. There is a Bill Simmons "era" of sports journalism and we're in it. Bad jokes, bad movie references, "good times," obvious genuine passion and giving a crap about the teams. I don't know if Roch has any buddies with silly names but he better start telling me if he does.
Amber Theoharis (who looked lovely on Opening Day, by the way) had a pre-game article about Adam Jones that said this: "Watch Adam Jones early on this season. He looks really good at the plate. ... Also, he has better discipline when it comes to laying off big league breaking balls." Jonesy, of course, went 3-for-3 with two walks and drove the hell out of a pitch from Sabathia for a two-run triple. Amber is wise.
I think Peter Schmuck quit watching the game when Matsui got it to 6-5.
Kevin at Card "O" the Day does his best Plaschke. Not enough "young" / "old."
Andrew at The Loss Column has a look at the opening days for Norfolk, Bowie, Frederick and Delmarva, including the rotations for all four teams.
Dave at Weaver's Tantrum on Girardi's Yankees: "[They] are soft and play with a smug sense of entitlement. Not the confidence of a champion but the pretentiousness of a spoiled child."
No one could say it better.
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About Teixeira
I saw a post game interview with him on MLB Network where he said the boos didn’t get to him because it reminded him of when he was a kid and he’d come to the Orioles games and boo the other teams himself! Did you do that when WEARING YOUR YANKEE CAP TO THE GAME AND HAVING ALL THE O’S FANS GIVE YOU A HARD TIME the way you said they did when you became a Yankee? What a douche.
by Stacey on Apr 7, 2009 4:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh and also
I don’t know how that could remind him of going to Orioles games because I have NEVER heard anyone get booed like that in my life.
by Stacey on Apr 7, 2009 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Johnny Damon at Fenway?
It was definitely some top-tier booing.
by dkdc on Apr 7, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That booing was like if Terrell Owens and J.D. Drew hosted a poetry reading in the Philadelphia sports complex to talk about how much they hate cheesteaks. I was impressed.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Apr 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
homeboy got money thrown at him. shit was cold.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on Apr 7, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great reader comment from the article
“Johnny Damon appeared to have a shot at catching Cesar Izturis’ fly ball in the eighth
Johnny Damon will catch Osama Bin Laden before he’ll catch one on the warning track."
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DOUCHE
I almost — ALMOST — started to feel bad for Teixeira yesterday. This seals it that I would do it all again. One day he’s a fucking Yankees fan as a kid, the next he was idolizing the O’s? No. Fuck him.
by punkrawka on Apr 7, 2009 5:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed,
his comments are two-faced and he makes it sound like he had no choice. Don’t act like you were forced to sign with NY. I think most people objectively understand why you did, but just say it. They paid you more money and you have a better chance to win. That’s it. Don’t insult my intelligence by stabbing me in the back while giving me a reacharound.
"... so what's good for the goose is good for the gander," Trembley said.
by Bee the Ball on Apr 7, 2009 6:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What blows my mind...
was how Tex said the same things to the Orioles press and the National’s press. We weren’t the only team and fan base that Tex sweet talked to get a fatter contract. He said the same shit to both organizations and no one is calling him out on that. Fuck him. He can take his extra $40 million go to hell.
"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."
by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 7, 2009 7:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or on a really nice vacation
During the World Series.
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 7, 2009 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had no choice!
His wife told him to pick New York. She, apparently, is not as big of an Orioles fan as he is. His wife is Eva Gabor and, every morning she sings to him, “You can keep Esskay wieners, I’ll take Park Avenue!” This is the NEW “Green Acres”. I haven’t figured out who the pig is yet. Joe Girardi?
by Fred Sanford on Apr 7, 2009 8:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh come on

"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 7, 2009 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was I thinking?
Thanks for clearing that up.
by Fred Sanford on Apr 7, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...Benny, right, from LA Law?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife surprised me with tickets to the game, and this was the best Orioles game I’ve been to in at least 10 years.
This was my first Opening Day, and as a fan, I needed this. I needed a game with a full stadium, more O’s fans than Yankees fans, and loud as hell at that, and I needed a game where the O’s held on and won. This is the type of atmosphere I want to see at the Yard every game. I know the team has a long way to go before they can contend, and before the fans are back at the park in huge numbers like this, but it was very cool to see a sampling of what it can be like again.
The last O’s-Yanks game I was at was actually the one where Jack Cust tripped twice between 3rd and home. And I still complain about that game. Yesterday, Jack Cust, you were avenged.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Apr 7, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve usually stayed mum on Teixeira, but I will break my silence this little bit. My nephew went to school with him. They played different sports but did kind of cross paths a little because they were both on athletic teams. He was a nice enough guy for being a super star at that age. Yeah, he liked Mattingly, but this love for all things Yankees we heard when he signed was PR overload. I’ll also say there is not a lot of surprise that he went to the Yankees. At least that’s the feedback I hear.
Just man up and say it was business and pipe down on the BS. I’m not stupid, and understand the decision. I just hope the Yankees keep overpaying long contracts they’ll later regret , ignore the minor leagues, and Teix wins zero rings which he covets along with the big paycheck. Nothing personal, it’s the Yankees.
by drj on Apr 7, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Kind of like Mussina, huh?
And no, I won’t post the pic, 2632. But I thought about it…
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Props, duck, for self-restraint!
Maybe we should just give the standard retorts in the Moose “argument” numbers to save time and space, e.g.
“3!”
“Oh yeah? 7!”
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Moose put in his time here, and left, arguably, because they were pulling the franchise out from under him. Not the same.
by fishoutawata on Apr 7, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK, I can understand that argument
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my pretty close friends
was actually pretty good buds with him in HS. They basically became friends just because they were both Yankees fans in MD. He said that Tex never really rooted against the O’s, but that he definitely was a Yankees fan.
Come to think of it, he left MD to come work in NYC too. AND he still goes to Bmore for O’s games sometimes but LOVES the Yanks! What a frikkin jerk.
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
by daveh873 on Apr 7, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
so tex was just a typical bandwagon fan who had no reason to root for the Yanks, what a joke?
by NickMarkaces on Apr 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are ZAUN & Izzy doing a bird-dance? Or is that just a pre-hug freezeframe? It looks like they’re flapping their wings Koko B Ware style.
by blawk359 on Apr 7, 2009 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the what bothers me most about the Tex thing
is the sheer condescension of it all. I mean… at least A-Rod was actually in a situation where he had to defend something to the media that was (to the media) undefensible. You sort of expect him to make up stories.
Tex is making up a bunch of bull for absolutely no discernible reason. Just say you wanted to play for a winner or you thought you could get the most money from the MFY and leave it at that. The sheer idea that you’re making up a ton of BS every time the reporters interview you and none of it correlates to any of the other BS you make up is simply insulting to our intelligence/
by math_geek on Apr 7, 2009 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My row
consisted of my wife and I as O’s fans surrounded by MFY fans. They snickered and commented to each other when we booed Tex, but when he put that big popup behind third in the clutch, the snickering stopped. And they left the game not an inning later.
Great game, great crowd, Tex deserved it (and he’ll have the last laugh with all that $$$$$), but the LARGEST CROWD IN OPENING DAY HISTORY booing his sorry, pandering, lying hide? Unbelievably awesome.
by blawk359 on Apr 7, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
typical
The yankees fans around us left early too. Maybe it’s because I don’t get to go to many games, but I don’t care how crappy the game was going for the O’s I wouldn’t leave early.
It’s just typical yankee fan smugness and arrogance.
Just as I was forgetting why I hated yankee fans I was reminded multiple times during the game. The worst came during the 7th inning stretch a group behind us started something during the singing of God Bless America. I understand people not being super patriotic or liking that song for religious reasons but to start a fight or something enough to get you kicked out during a time that is obviously important to most in attendance is just plain douchbagery!
by Gorilla Bird on Apr 7, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't go to the game
But I was eating dinner in some Italian place in Towson around 8:30pm and four of the most stereotypical guidos walked in, dressed to the nines in their Yankee regalia. When I mean stereotypical guido, I mean the kind of loud-mouthed, Zoo Yawk, spikey-haired, lip-gloss wearing, orange tanned New Yorkers that you see on sites like HotChicksWithDoucheBags.com.
Anyway, they didn’t start anything (I was wearing an Orioles shirt), but listening to them was both painful and sweet. Painful because I had to translate from Bronxese to English, and listen to them pepper their conversation with the correct pronunciation of several Italian words and phrases, but sweet in the fact that they were PISSED OFF that the Yankees lost. One guy got up at one point and paced around for a few seconds, loudly exclaiming just how fucking pissed off he was. Another guy was lamenting that had the Yankees won, it would have been an entirely different atmosphere in the restaurant. That different atmosphere would probably have included me being jeered by these idiots, but thankfully they didn’t direct anything my way for the duration of my stay.
by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that would have made this game better for me was if the the douchebag in front of me had stayed in his seat for one more half-inning.
He left his seat (I think to go sit with other friends in a different section, I think) supremely confident that the Yankees were going to win. I would have loved to have been able to have watched Cesar’s HR w/him.
My section was overwhelmingly mostly O’s fans, and only 2 Yankee fans, that guy and another behind me, were really annoying. The group of 5 in front of me spent most of the game playing with their iPhones.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classy Yankee fans
I never have experienced another fanbase that visits opposing ballparks just to spend 80% of the game standing with their backs to the field to gesture to the home team fans. It’s like they’ve never even been to a ballgame before. The last O’s/Yanks game I attended was last August, when they came from behind thanks to a shaky Liz start (gasp) and a bullpen meltdown. When O’s fans started leaving late in the game, the jackasses started a “beat the traffic” chant.
You better believe I gave that back yesterday.
As far as Tex, how flip is his comment about “in a perfect world, the O’s would have won the World Series every year and I’d play for them?” It makes it sound like the only reason he’d ever play for us is if we won 20 straight World Series. I’m sure that’s the truth, and I’m glad to have had the opportunity to boo him silly.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Apr 7, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I don’t blame them. It would have been a wonderful story to have play out. The Orioles weren’t in a position to bring him home. They did what they needed to do, and Mark did what he had to do.” – Tex, Sr.
What a line. “What he had to do.” He didn’t have to sign to the team he thinks will bring him a championship and then make up stories about wanting to come here. He didn’t haaaaaaaave to chase down that extra $30MM. As much as I wanted the story to play out, I’m happy it didn’t.
by blawk359 on Apr 7, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder just how similar
his comments will be whenever he makes it over to the DC area. He basically told them when he was in talks with teams that it was his lifelong dream to play for the Nationals too.
"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."
by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 7, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did anyone win
the ‘guess the opening day lineup’ thing? I doubt it, I can’t remember ANYONE picking MelMo to bat cleanup…that won’t last!
Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (
by sickuvitall on Apr 7, 2009 10:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don't count out
Diamond Dave mixing up the early lineups and allowing a 50 AB sample size of Melmo in a cleanup role. Isn’t that what a lot of managers do early in the season? You know we are going to see more of Felix Pie also…
How could he be doing his job when he didn't throw me out of the game after the things I called him?
On arguing with ump Russ Goetz.
Mark Henry Belanger
by Birdland in NC on Apr 7, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just re-read the thread
I’m gonna say redrockin was the winner, although nobody got it right. He was the closest, he just had Mora and Huff switched. Otherwise he was right on.
Diamond Dave really threw us for a loop with Melvin batting cleanup.
by Stacey on Apr 7, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE BEST OPENING DAY
BY FARRRR. I didn’t boo Tex, I just took it all in, so happy that Baltimore fans, real baltimore fans, actually showed up and let it be known that we still exist and care. (that might be a stretch but it sounded good)
In case anyone ever wanted to come by and say hello… My seats are Section 66 Row BB (4 rows from field) Seats 15/16 (end of the row)
I didn’t sit in them yesterday at all, I was too busy in the Os Suite hangin out w/ Mike Devereaux… That’s right… The O’s cant afford the big free agents cuz they keep dishin out crab cakes and beer to the 50 millionth fan in their suites, sorry guys…
Earl:"I'm going back to the dugout to check my rule-book!" Umpire:"Earl, I have one right here." Earl:"That's no good, I don't read Braille."
by kevgracie on Apr 7, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you wear
the “50 Million” jersey? Cause I would have.
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
by daveh873 on Apr 7, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stacey... I dont know if thats a good thing, but ill take it
No 50 jersey (probably wont ever wear that to a game)
I wore what I usually wear, My Orange spring training jersey and my backpack to hold onto stray Os Magnets that I picked up
Earl:"I'm going back to the dugout to check my rule-book!" Umpire:"Earl, I have one right here." Earl:"That's no good, I don't read Braille."
by kevgracie on Apr 7, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best line from the post:
“Note: This is sloppy, malicious, cherry-picking blogging by me. Mr. Teixeira said more, and he spoke diplomatically, but I want it to sound like this, so it’s going to.”
Yes, bloggers can have it all— knee-capping and honesty at one go, and an entertaining read in the bargain. If only somebody paid for this stuff, bloglife would be blogperfect. ‘Course, then we’d all bloglive all the blogging time, and not a lot would get blogdone outside the blogosphere. Oh well, a guy can blogdream, can’t he?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First line of this post
Worst run-on sentence I may have ever seen. Off-topic.
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
by tgraham3 on Apr 7, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice jersey
the blue really works well with your grammar police badge
by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche
Wasn’t trying to be a dick.
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
by tgraham3 on Apr 7, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pointing out that a whole paragraph has no periods = borderline at worst
Pointing out typos, misplaced commas and apostrophes would be dickish. Even though I have to fight the urge all day long myself.
by punkrawka on Apr 7, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was intentional and for effect.
at least, that’s how i read it.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Apr 7, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What an asshole
Good job getting 180 million and going 0-4 buddy.
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
by Mr MaLoR on Apr 7, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that directed at Tex or Scott?
Anybody can get big bux if they hit; but getting $180M for an 0-fer—only Scott Boras pull that off.
by fishoutawata on Apr 7, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Orioles get an opening day win against the Yankees and the biggest topic is how big of a jerk Teixeira is?
Why should we care a whit about Teixeira? He’s a Yankee. So what if he didn’t sign. And as for all the anger at the lame PR spin commenting from him, get real. When haven’t we heard this sort of dribble from pro athletes?
Thanks to it being nationally televised, I got to watch more than half the game out here in Seattle, even with an early afternoon start time. I got to see Brian Roberts demonstrate once again why he is the best leadoff man in the AL. I got to watch Adam Jones show he maybe is that perenial All-Star some think he might be. I enjoyed seeing Markakis be Markakis, Huff actually start out an April by hitting the ball and Melvin even get on base a couple of times. I saw our new shortstop make a crucial defensive play and then, as if that wasn’t enough, hit a homerun. I watched Guts turn in a decent pitching performance and Sherrill come in and nicely wrap things up.
While I realize it is only one game, for at least one day I’ve been able to entertain the thought that Baltimore might actually turn in a decent performance this season. I’m sure the rest of the rotation will blow that thought out of the water soon enough. But at least from the non-pitching side, I’m seeing the makings of what could be a pretty good team.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Apr 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man...they played the Orioles game in Seattle?!?!
That had to be painful for that fan base to watch Dr. Jones perform his magic.
"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."
by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 7, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will depend largely on how well Bedard performs this year.
He’s apparently healthy now. If he turns in a 2007 type performance, trading Jones will be forgotten.
However if Adam does turn into the stud we all hope and / or Tillman becomes even a serviciable rotation pitcher, the long term opinion will likely be that Bavasi screwed the organization with the Bedard trade. The only saving grace is if Bedard is not only a stud this year, but re-signs and gives them another 2 – 3 years of ace like pitching.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Apr 8, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s apparently healthy now. If he turns in a 2007 type performance, trading Jones will be forgotten.
Reading Lookout Landing since the deal went down, no it will not, even if Bedard is really good.
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 8, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Weaver's Tantrum characterization is perfect.
The sense of entitlement part especially.
Miller and Morgan called out Damon yesterday for not running out of the box on his misplayed hit to center. They showed an isolation camera of him jogging to first, then seeing the ball misplayed between 1st and 2nd, then turning the wheels on. He wound up on third, and Miller rightly pointed out that if he had run hard from the get-go, he might well have had an inside-the-park homer.
All day long, the Yankees looked complacent to me. To me it’s as if they thin, “Well we spent the money, now we get our title.” As Dave at Weaver’s Tantrum put it,
Xavier Nady ran through a stop signal from the third base coach, then stopped and placidly waited to be tagged. It contrasted badly with Roberts’ rundown which required several throws and pretty much the entire Yankee infield.
It’s OPENING DAY, and these guys already aren’t hustling? I think it’s going to be fun to watch this team implode in the Bronx this year.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Apr 7, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and about Tex....
To Everyone Saying “Get Over It…Tex Signed With The Yanks”:
It’s not that he signed with the Yankees, and it never has been. It’s that he maintained before, during, and after the signing, right through to this day, that he wanted to be an Orioles, and that in “a perfect world”, he would be.
That is hypocrisy. That is dissemblance of a staggering magnitude. It’s insulting. It’s egotistical and disingenuous. In the same way that A*Rod desperately wants everyone to like him, now Teixeira feeds us line after line and expects us to buy it because he can’t bear the thought of pissing anyone off.
What a baby.
I suggest a new chant for the rest of the seaon:
LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIII – - – AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR,
à la soccer-style chanting. Over and over again. Because I’m absolutely fine with him playing for another team that was willing to pay him more. But I won’t abide someone who lies to my face. Repeatedly.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
by zknower on Apr 7, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not only that....
He played both the DC and Baltimore Markets. He told the same bullshit to us, to National fans. You know, Ray Lewis got a lot of flack from the media and fans in Baltimore during his off season contract talks, but I would take his honesty over lying and treating us like fucking morons any day of the week.
"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."
by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was cringing a bit at "Diamond Dave Ball"
Mora shouldn’t have tagged even though he was safe.
The Roberts pickoff took a little thunder away after Jonesy followed it up with a single.
If the experts predict this team will put runs across the plate, are we still destined to see an entire season of Diamond Dave over aggressive base running giving up outs?
by drj on Apr 7, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is juan samuel still coaching third?
"If they pitch to you, make them pay."
--Diamond Dave to the Phenom
by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably
In a way I don’t mind it if he confines it to Roberts, Izturis, Markakis, etc. — the good baserunners. Roberts isn’t going to get picked off too often. He just got caught
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 7, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a huge problem with adam jones squaring to bunt twice.
thank god he can’t get the ball down.
i agree though, if it’s only a couple guys, i don’t mind the aggressiveness. although we’re quickly transitioning into a patient kind of team. once wietera and reimold come up, we’ll have a bunch of guys who can be expected to take a lot of pitches. running into outs is going to drive me a little crazy.
by joet on Apr 7, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
in the AB where he got the triple, when I saw him bunt I freaked out. I was yelling at him like he could hear me, “What are you doing! Two on and no outs in the 3rd inning! You’re Adam Jones!” Then he hit the triple. I feel like I helped.
by Stacey on Apr 7, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DID
You TOTALLY helped… without you, he would have bunted foul on strike three, followed by a double CS.
WAY TO GO, STACEY!!!
YOU—- Are Birdland! if you still have the graphic from last year, feel free to post it.
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
by dayzd toe on Apr 7, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun Facts
CC Sabathia will make $23 million dollars this year. The entire Orioles pitching staff will make $22.75 million.
Alex Rodriguez will make $33 million dollars this year. The entire Orioles lineup will make $37.86 million.
by dkdc on Apr 7, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually...
CC is “only” making $14M this year, he’ll make $23M each of the following 6 years. I’m guessing they backloaded it a bit because of the new park.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the fact
MLB contracts are guaranteed. And we have 5 of our guys locked up for the next 5 years in Roberts, Jones, Markakis, Wieters and Pie. And Guts doesn’t become a free agent for 3 more years, correct? That’s before we get to the pitching that’s not even here yet…
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's making $14MM in salary
Because he got a $9MM signing bonus. He’s getting paid $23MM this year in total.
by dkdc on Apr 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees won't regret signing Tex
Even if we hate him forever.
They will, however, regret signing CC to a 6-year contract. I’ll be surprised if he’s still pitching in 3.
by Fred Sanford on Apr 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nahhh
If he keeps expanding, he can take up two spots in their rotation.
by fishoutawata on Apr 7, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep tellin' ya, CC has terrific Sid potential. He's got the size down, you saw his control yesterday-- we're only missing one element...
Uh, bartender, pour the large fella at the end there one on us.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it me
or is the MFY batting order not nearly as intimidating as in years past?? I know that A*Rod isn’t playing, but still, I genuinely felt like we had the tougher lineup. Once Wieters arrives, there won’t be a truly easy out in the lineup (except maybe Izturis and Luke when he is scuffling).
Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (
by sickuvitall on Apr 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was saying that to a MFY fan today
“You know, your OF blows chucks.”
1B Huff < Tex
2B Roberts > Cano
SS Izturis < Jeter
3B Mora > Ransom, Mora < Rodriguez
C Wieters > Posada (wait a month)
LF Pie/Scott < Damon (offense only)
CF Jones > Whomever that scrub is – Garnder?
RF Markakis > Nady
DH Wigginton < Matsui
But seriously, starting inb May or so when Wieters is up here? I’ll take our 1-7 in a heartbeat over their 1-7.
Jeter – Damon – Tex – A-Rod – Nady – Scrub A – Scrub B
won’t be THAT much better than
Roberts – Jones – Markakis – Huff – Wieters – Scott – Wigginton
if at all.
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gardner looked pretty good in all aspects of the game
by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not good
He walked a lot in the minors, but didn’t even hit .300 down there and has ZERO power.
He’s got Ryan Freel upside.
by dkdc on Apr 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we're not planning on starting Ryan Freel
When I read SI’s preview of the Blue Jays and they talked about how Kevin Millar fills a hole in their offense, I laughed, thinking Millar WAS the hole in our offense last year! If Millar’s your answer in 2009, you’ve got a BIG problem.
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just say I don't think it keeps up.
I think he’s this year’s Shelley Duncan.
"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese
by duck on Apr 7, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gardner/Melky/whoever are pretty much stopgaps
until this kid named Austin Jackson is ready.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Apr 7, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think worse, maybe this year's Sandy Duncan
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And CC may be this year's Shelley Winters
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could argue
that if Luke was still the everyday LF that we could possibly have an offensive ADV there too. He and Damon are clearly different players, but I would rather have Luke at this point in their careers.
Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (
by sickuvitall on Apr 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Damon
is a huge liability in the outfield. I think he is getting old quick and just doesn’t have the legs or arm anymore. I still think he is a great batting threat but once again, the MFY look like a team made up of 3 or 4 first basemen. At least in my limited and bias opinion…
"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."
by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
even in his prime...
damon wasn’t a particularly good outfielder, but he had decent range. i’m actually reminded of 2005, thos e first few o’s yanks series where the o’s were totally dialed in and the yanks still thought bernie could hack it in center. it was almost sad the way they made him run around out there. gardner will have to be a magician b/c nady and damon are pretty weak.
…and, yeah, even WITH pie, i think the offensive output of the o’s outfield far eclipses the yanks this year.
"If they pitch to you, make them pay."
--Diamond Dave to the Phenom
by j.q. higgins on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
swisher should be out there somewhere
he’s a marginal CF but a decent corner guy
by pipkin on Apr 8, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, true.
"If they pitch to you, make them pay."
--Diamond Dave to the Phenom
by j.q. higgins on Apr 8, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait till Tex plays in Anaheim
he will get a nice reception there as well. I guess Texas is over it by now, I guess….
Yesterday, Tex swung at the first thing close to the plate which isnt like him at all. I think in one at bat he almost jumped at a pitch and hit that little infield grounder. Like CC they will relax but if this team struggles the honeymoon could be cut short. Ask the Tigers how 2008 went…sometimes expectations can overwhelm players or teams. Arod coming back may actually take the spotlight off these two and that may be exactly what they will need to settle down a bit.
Tex gets booed cause he said he wanted to play here and when Scott Boras got all the legit offers (and kept waiting for some team to throw out that incredulous ARod type offer that didnt happen) they let the Yankess have the last offer-not the Angels, the Red Sox or his home town team. Tex picked where he wanted to play which was his right. And we get the right to register our reaction. NIne times a year. So do the Angel fans.
by sanders833 on Apr 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nine times?
Fuck that. Go to New York and Boo is sorry ass there too!
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
by dayzd toe on Apr 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one outside of Baltimore seems to understand the Boos
and that’s fine. I think most of us in Baltimore are booing for the same reason – not that he didn’t sign with the Orioles (because really, that was a longshot anyway), but because:
- Teixeira (or probably Boras) strung along the Orioles and other teams while the Yankees were always their first choice
- Teixeira tried to ingratiate himself with the New York media and fanbase by manufacturing an entire life history where he was always a Yankees fan (this could even be true and still be boo-worthy)
- Teixeira signed with the fucking Yankees!
Would the Boos be as pronounced had Tex signed with Boston? If the above sequence of events were repeated, then probably yes. But it’s not because he didn’t sign here. No one is beholden to a geographic region or any nonsense like that – he can go where he fits best. Just cut all the disingenuous bullshit in interviews about how in a perfect world, you’d be an Oriole. Saying shit like that just exposes him as a phony. Stop trying to be all things to all people, Tex.
by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
I imagine that at some point when you get good enough at a sport to play it at the professional level, thoughts of your own career outweigh your loyalty to whatever team you rooted for as a kid, and if both money and chances to win are more important to a guy than playing for his hometown team, I understand that.
What’s annoying about Tex was the whole “I used to to go to Memorial Stadium wearing a Yankees hat and get crapped on by O’s fans” thing. Now saying Ripken and Murray were your favorite players makes it worse.
So, you were either that front-running kid we all hated, or you’re just a liar now. I’m happy to boo either way.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Apr 7, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Word. All good pts, Phil, especially the disingenuous bullsh*t part. What a load.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part of yesterday...
was watching Gammons say on BBTN- and I know he said it because I had to rewind the DVR three times to be sure I was clear – was that this Orioles team “was going to get real good in a hurry!” Holy Shitballs, Batman – the sage of baseball on the four letter network complimented OUR TEAM!
That made my day!
Great win, dudes – now go get em tomorrow!
There's no crying in baseball
by elktonfan on Apr 7, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff here
Young players who impressed the most this spring
It’s the names you expect/hope to see, but it is nice.
by drj on Apr 7, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks - I had not seen that
I liked the section on breakout players, and Dr Jones being right there at the top.
He certainly hit the shit out of that CC fastball for a triple, and the rope to left on the high fastball was true major league.
He looks like his eye is improving, he just needs to be patient.
With him at the two hole behind BRob, and in front of Nicky and Huff he is going to see a lot of good pitches to hit.
IF he stays patient, waits on the fastballs – he will hit .300/25/100 this year.
There's no crying in baseball
by elktonfan on Apr 7, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part of yesterday on YES was Singy bringing up Jeffrey Douchebag Maier immediately after the Itzuris HR.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
by Titov on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES runs that clip all the time
They love it.
It’s part of the Yankee mystique that they are selling. The Yankees are so the most storied franchise in sports history that the rules don’t even apply to them.
by dkdc on Apr 7, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "Bill Simmons" era of sports journalism
You make a pretty good comparison there. Have to admit Simmons has been kind of a guilty pleasure of mine for some years now. Though we’re probably in trouble if actual journalists are trying to impersonate the Simmons schtick, because I think his primary function is entertainment, rather than journalism. I don’t expect, or even necessarily want, an unbiased take from Simmons because it’s his bias that makes him interesting – much of which is his Boston/New England homerism, to be sure, but not entirely.
That’s Bill Simmons the columnist. There’s also Bill Simmons the podcaster, and I find his podcasts strangely informative in a way that his column has never been. While many of his columns are just regurgitating old, played-out jokes and an obsession with 80s movie references, the BS Report is not the same thing. Many of them are formulaic in that he calls up X friend of his who is a noted fan of Y sport (or Z team in particular) to talk about what’s recently happened or what’s coming up, but sometimes he gets into really interesting discussions with random people. Within the last few weeks he’s had this ongoing fascination across multiple guests over the demise of newspapers as we know them, what has caused this and how papers might try to reinvent themselves. Unexpectedly erudite from someone who usually takes the low-brow humor route.
I guess what I’m saying in a very roundabout way is that blogs are interesting because you get to see some of the personality of the people who bring you the news. The downside of this in the case of sports is that you’re getting sportswriter’s personalities.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Apr 7, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I’ve probably busted on Roch a couple times, but it was mostly just in good fun. He really follows the O’s, really cares about the team, and that’s the sort of Simmons stuff I’ve always liked. Bill breathes Boston sports, and whether or not I hate Boston sports (I do) is sort of irrelevant. He and Roch are both good-natured guys with a lot of personality.
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 8, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a perfect world....
Teixeira would be as poor as he is ugly…unfortunately, we don’t live in a perfect world.
"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver
by rebop on Apr 7, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll be booing tomorrow night
I didn’t get to go to Opening Day, but I am going tomorrow night and I will be booing Tiexiera all night. I’ve just got a bad feeling I’ll be outnumbered by Yankee fans.
by edsachs1 on Apr 7, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally unrelated, except that it brings up some good Birdland memories: My wife and I are watching the Phils-Braves game, and the Braves just put EOF in. I predict good things for the Phils.
EOF is Birdland, in a way.
I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.
by BrianS on Apr 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s with the media (Robothal and Cowherd, whoever that dude is) all bitchin and moaning about the boos yesterday? Should Oriole fans just bend over year after year or something? I don’t get it. Sure, places like the OH and sunspot created a paparazzi deal for Teixeira, but it’s society. And for real, Yankee fans have been just as brutal to any # of players in the past. I’m definitely proud of my fellow oriole fans.
Librarians are hiding something
by dfa on Apr 8, 2009 1:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna boo Teixeira forever, and I don't care what anyone thinks about it
Really, who cares what Cowherd has to say? He’s a bloviating horse’s ass. The man has Asperger’s and doesn’t care what you, me, or anyone else think about him. He’s an articulate, yet uninformed guy who has the luxury of talking into a microphone all day and just saying what’s on his mind. There’s no logic or reason or research or anything behind his opinion – he’s just talking because that’s what he does. He talks, and half of his listeners love him and half of his listeners hate him.
There’s no use trying to reason with national voices like Cowherd about things like this. These guys can on one day say that the Red Sox/Yankees rivalry is great for baseball, and then the next day say that it’s rude of Baltimore fans to try to hurt Teixeira’s feelings. The Yankees and Red Sox are allowed to hate each other, but no one is allowed to hate them. Whatever. In one ear and out the other.
by PhilR8 on Apr 8, 2009 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cowherd is an idiot
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 8, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These guys have a lot of airtime to fill
Or in Ken’s case, a lot of column inches.
by pipkin on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cowherd originally was a Portland, OR spotscaster.
He somehow ended up making the jump to the national level. Most of the comments I’ve ever seen about him are he’s best at promoting himself and is pretty lame at his primary profession – i.e. being a journalist, sportscaster.
Bottom line, if he’s criticizing you, you are probably doing something right.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Apr 8, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Mr. Tony
Kornheiser should have let the bigwigs at ESPN Radio continue shitting all over him. Sure, he woulda been miserable, but the world would have been a better place.
by PhilR8 on Apr 8, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cowherd is the
same a**hole who said that shawn taylor was killed because he was a criminal.I stopped listening to that f***ing a**hole a long time ago
by cooley4 on Apr 8, 2009 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sean Taylor was killed because he was a criminal and no one cares about Eddie Guerrero, a great pro wrestler who died a few years ago, had millions of fans, and far more importantly had a wife and children and a mother and brothers and sisters and nephews and nieces and cousins and friends. I hope nobody says something similar about him when he passes and it upsets the loved ones he leaves behind.
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
I’m not sure what you’re saying here? That you agree with Cowherd? That he also said a bunch of dickish shit about Eddie Guerrero?
I think that’s what you’re saying. And then you’re taking the (perhaps sarcastic) high road and saying you hope no one shits on Cowherd when he croaks it. Yeah, I think that’s it.
We were about to have words about Sean Taylor. But I’m pretty sure its all cool.
by pipkin on Apr 8, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That he also said a bunch of dickish shit about Eddie Guerrero. My high road isn’t sarcastic; I genuinely hope no one needlessly upsets his wife or children by saying, “Who gives a shit about Colin Cowhered?” when he inevitably dies.
"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler
by SC on Apr 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to listen to cowherd a little
and I’m pretty sure he already divorced his wife right after she gave birth to their first child. So maybe she’ll be the one leading the charge.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
by BPinOK on Apr 8, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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