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Koji! Koji! Koji!

Koji Uehara makes his major league debut tonight. It's actually not going to be bad weather for a night game in April with temps in the low to mid 50s, but I'm guessing the crowd will be small and Yankee-centric. It's a shame for Koji to make his debut that way, especially after the packed house on Monday.

I am feeling unusually optimistic about Koji. I know he's no spring chicken and I know he was a reliever the past few years, but just something about him gives me a good feeling. Time will tell, I suppose, but in the meantime I'm excited to see him pitch.

Dan Connolly of the Sun wrote a good article about Koji and how he's fitting in around the clubhouse. It's your typical feel good piece, but I like it because I have thought about how isolated Koji must feel, only being able to speak Japanese to his translator. It must get lonely, although it doesn't appear so from the article. Here are some good bits:

Without throwing a regular-season pitch, though, he has made his mark. When he arrived in spring, he put a copy of the club's roster on his locker and made notations about his teammates so he would remember everyone's name.

He also began posting the "word of the day" on a clubhouse wall, translating simple words and phrases such as "hello" and "good job" into Japanese and English.

I love word of the day!

Smiling widely, Uehara acknowledges he's also rather versed in the international bawdy language of baseball, participating in locker-room talk with colorful terminology courtesy of American linguists Zaun and Walker.

ZAUN and Jamie Walker, boy are the ones teaching Koji phrases in English? I can't even describe how happy that makes me. I mean, my imagination just runs wild.

"I like hanging around him. I told him we'd drink some beers, sake, for sure. ... He's a good dude, a good teammate."

That quote is from Mr. Walker himself. I wonder if he's told Koji yet that if it fits in a skillet, he eats kills it?

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This brightened my morning considerably

Like you I get giddy even thinking about what ZAUN and Walker are teaching him. Even if Walker stinks this year let’s keep him around as Koji’s official English tutor. Hear that Andy?

by pipkin on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions  

yes, koji...

KOJI!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Apr 8, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Apr 8, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's CC WORD OF THE DAY (spoken in loud, boisterous, voiceover mode)

Torirando
or
Toririku
or
Toririkujou

literally translated (per my English/Japanese Dictionary)—- Birdland

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

And fyi, Vanya wants people to know that here Birdland is Птичья земля [Ptich’ia zemlya].

OK, let’s be good international fans: somebody pony up the Spanish, French, Chinese, Icelandic, etc— oh, and and Pig Latin for PHN…

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Das Vogelland

auf Deutsch…

spring breeze / the green field / tempts me to play catch

by elk on Apr 8, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

patrie des oiseaux

en francais

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Apr 8, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

spanish i presume?

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Apr 8, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burrlan Hon

Dundalkese

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 8, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Irdland-bay for, well, we all know who.

But then, whom cares?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Apr 9, 2009 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

KOJI!!

頑張れ!!

For Birdland, I’g go with 鳥の国(tori no kuni)。May be a more natural translation.

Go Os.

Hit the one in the middle.

by mla2131 on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I am so looking forward to a season of Blingee O's

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds Like A Cereal To Me

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

slow work day, dayzd? ;)

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on Apr 8, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

Jury duty. We got out early and I didn’t feel like going to work yet.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

unreal

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anything has fit in Jamie’s skillet for a while now.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if he’s told Koji yet that if it fits in a skillet, he eats it?

I, for one, would love to be at the bar for that bet.

AndHedges: soo... when do I get to throw a couple of pitches and complain about "tightness?"

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Some beers, sake..

Now that sounds like a fun evening.

"Any guitar solos you hear on the record where it sounds like one note, sounds like Meg White playing guitar -- that's me. Any real guitar solo where a guitar comes in and you go, 'F--k, that sounds awesome!' -- that's not me." - Josh Freese

by duck on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Remember, Koji

Jamie doesnt drink generic beer. He drinks Budweiser, man!

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m pumped for KOJI! GO O’S!

What up?

by snakethejake on Apr 8, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

go Koji

Danny’s about to take the bump vs FL. He’s just the guy to calm things down after disastrous outings by Lannan and Olsen.

by Dingbat Charlie on Apr 8, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

cutting DC was a big mistake

Who anyone here not rather have him than Hill, Hendrickson, Eaton, or Simon in the starting rotation

by NickMarkaces on Apr 8, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It really doesn't matter

All are proven commodities of suck. Danny was getting more money in arb. You’re talking about an ERA of 6-6.5 versus 5-5.5, in a season that’s basically written off at this point. At least with Hendrickson/Eaton I expect nothing, whereas Danny always seemed to be a victim of his own brain rather than just a guy who couldn’t hack it.

by punkrawka on Apr 8, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will miss Daniel

because when he took the mound anything could happen. From walking 10 batters to hitting 10 batters to fanning 10 batters. He was always a fastball “up and in” away from a full scale brawl or a no hitter with 7 walks sprinkled in the 9 innings. We will miss you Danny Boy!

by Baysox39 on Apr 8, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

And sometimes

he could walk 10 AND fan 10 in the same game.

I always routed for Danny but it was probably time for him to move on.

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Apr 8, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'll miss the kid

and I loved how he never seemed to back down…even when it was in everyone’s best interest. I wonder if the Nats can teach him how to swing a bat…

"When they get drafted by the Baltimore Ravens, we expect them to play like that. Are we surprised? No."

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 8, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

April 12, 2006

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

check out his game before that

i was at that game. 7 walks in 1.1 innings. it was awesome.

by joet on Apr 8, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love word of the day!

Me too. I was going post this tidbit. We should offer suggestions for Koji for every one’s of his starts.

Uehara also has a certain flair for fashion. His glove’s webbing has a silhouette of his pitching motion. He wears orange shoelaces in his spikes, a carry-over from his days with the Giants. And his uniform belt, with a striking gold buckle (my emphasis), has been nicknamed “The Show Belt” by Walker.

Koji, today’s word of the day is bling bling.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Apr 8, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty soon he’ll be cursing blue streaks like Ichiro.

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it." -- Marvin Hagler

by Scott Christ on Apr 8, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah...

does this poor bastard know what he’s gotten himself into?

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 8, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm excited for this start.

I’ve been studying Japanese for this year and am going to be traveling there in about two years, so its cool to have Koji on the team. Also, I’m excited because I really hope he is a competent starter to add to our list of 1 competent starters!

by Pack Man on Apr 8, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet, if you really wanted to

That Koji might appreciate a Japanese-speaking O’s fan. Like if you just yell “Koji you are a really cool pitcher” in Japanese to him before the game, you could get a nod from him.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Apr 9, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

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