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O's 7, Rays 5: It wasn't pretty, but at least it was a win

I was at tonight's game, sitting up in the left field upper deck. Got my Aubrey Huff t-shirt, the O's won, all is well.

But let's face it, that was an ugly, ugly win. Mark Hendrickson was garbage. The baserunning was pathetic. The defense was shaky. Luckily, the few awesome things about the game were enough to get the W.

Like I said, Mark Hendrickson was just awful. AWFUL. The Rays knocked him all over the place in the 2nd inning, scoring 5 runs on 5 hits, a walk, and a sacrifice fly. Frankly, Hendrickson was lucky they didn't score more.

The O's gave the Rays a taste of their own medicine in the bottom of the 2nd, scoring 5 themselves. With Melvin Mora on first base, Lou Montanez hit a beautiful double to right field to score Melvin. Gregg Zaun followed with a single to right-center, and for unknown reasons Juan Samuel waved Montanez in despite the fact that Gabe Kapler came up with the ball before Montanez got to third. From where I was sitting, it looked like he was out by a mile. After a Pie walk, Izturis singled and Juan Samuel wisely held Zaun at third. With the bases loaded, Brian Roberts hit a sky high pop up to shallow center. It fell just in front of BJ Upton, who fired to 2nd to get Izturis, who appeared to be sauntering into 2nd base. Run, Cesar! For crying out loud! Zaun did score from third, thankfully.

Up to the plate stepped Adam Jones, who was tired of these pop ups and base running blunders. He crushed a 3 run home run to left field. It was just gorgeous, and also his second home run in as many innings, as he'd just hit a solo HR in the first. Words cannot express how happy Adam Jones makes me. Everything about him makes me giddy. Well, everything except how he dropped that fly ball in left field tonight. That bummed me out, although I imagined how upset Adam must have been at himself and couldn't be too mad. I said aloud, "Adam must be so upset at himself. I bet he needs a hug" and my 14 year old sister replied, "Oh, I'll give him a hug." I've taught her well.

Dave Trembley wasn't taking any chances by allowing Mark Hendrickson to return to the field. He brought in Brian Bass to start the third and Bass shut down the Rays, plain and simple. He pitched four innings allowing just three hits. Danys Baez, Jim Johnson, and George Sherrill pitched the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings respectively. They each walked one batter, just to make it interesting, but finished the game without incident.

The Rays and O's close out the series tomorrow as it's another one of these bizarre two game deals. Jeff Niemann goes up against Brad Bergesen as the O's go for their 5th win of the season vs. the Rays (they only won 3 against them in all of 2008).

Poll
Who is today's Most Birdland Player (MBP)?
Adam Jones (2-4, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 2 R, one jumping up against the wall catch in CF)
227 votes
Brian Bass (4.0 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 1 K)
42 votes
Lou Montanez (2-4, 2B, 1 RBI)
3 votes

272 votes | Poll has closed

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wow, you' must've just put this up

for the record, i was vote #2 for Jonesy. I had to go meet people for drinks and didn’t feel like asking the bartender to change on of the TVs to what I assumed would be a crappy game, so I didn’t see Adam’s 2nd homer, or most of the game. but anytime he hits two I’m obviously in full man-crush swoon mode.

Also – Brian Bass – quietly effective as the long reliever. I like it.

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I mean in the longer-term

He’s been pretty OK for a few games now

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

in the fine tradition of...

lance cormier last year or brian burres of a few years ago.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im sick of B-Rob

Is it just me, or is Brian Roberts playing awful lately… he seems cocky, plus his fielding has been sloppy.

by Kevin W on May 13, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

He's definitely slumping

But I don’t know how he seems cocky. He seems the same as he always does. He’ll be fine.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 13, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah for serious

what are we now, yankees fans? THAT GUY’S IN A SLUMP. HE’S OBVIOUSLY A DICK AND PROBABLY A KIDDIE TOUCHER.

Brian’s in his early 30s. He’ll probably be OK, but you never know for sure.

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

He has more on his mind now

He got married over the off season. That tends to have an effect on a person until they learn to cope with another person taking control of a great portion of his life. Not saying it is a bad thing. I am saying some guys and gals have to learn to work with it until it works for both.

Then again it could be just a slump. My suggestion to that is stop trying to jack the ball out of the ball park, shorten the swing and hit level, go the opposite way, and bunt at least once a game to bring the infield in and provide more holes to hit through.

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why was he on fire the first 3 weeks?

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting is for Juan Pierre.

Not guys that can actually get hits the real way.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 13, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for the good doctor

‘cause he had himself a highlight reel night (one of many to come, I expect), and netting 3 jacks (2 hit and 1 stolen) is pretty much a can’t lose lock for MBP. But Brian “the Fish” Bass has just warmed the cockles of my heart with his consistent quality and quiet reliability, and he absolutely deserves a most honorable mention. And I’m most please with and for Lou, too, as he seems to be shaking off the stupor and starting to show what he is made of. (If only he didn’t have to play the field—oh, wait, that’s what he did tonight.)

by fishoutawata on May 13, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

LOU CAN HIT

DEAL WITH IT

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

.243/.310/.432

and a 90 OPS+ out of a left fielder? No thanks.

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm

It can be your friend if you let it.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

With zk...

Always assume sarcasm unless proven otherwise.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is very much sarcasm

i was never on the Lou bandwagon, and I’m not now, either.

“LOU CAN HIT — DEAL WITH IT” is a direct quote from someone else. I think they may have been banned though.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

that was in response to me trying to get the subcommittee involved in the nickname removal process. Or perhaps that was you again!

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 13, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

pwubbs is the original author of the now awesome phrase.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 13, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a huge backer of Montanez

He is a pretty good hitter and is contributing to the team in a positive way. Not sure why anyone would not support an Oriole player.

I root for all our players to be successful and for us to win every game.

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm more of a well-wisher...

in that i wish no particular ill.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

i think a handful of us constitute the pie platoon.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for Dr. Jones.

Complete no brainer on this vote. Bass and Montanez earned honorable mentions. When everyone contributes to a win the entire team is Birdland.

Oh if anyone comes across some comments from Seattle sports media about the Jones trade please share them. I am curious what they are saying as Dr. Jones is getting national attention for his stellar play. Both he and Nicky are clearly deemed the future of MLB because of their personalities, clean records, no steroids (as far as we know) and what they both do for the O’s.

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should check...

lookout landing, the m’s fan blog. there has been much gnashing of teeth, beating of breasts and rending of garments in the last year or so.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!!!

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Orioles have just beaten the Rays this season

more than they did in total last season.

How sad is that?

by math_geek on May 13, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Meanwhile,

in Syracuse,

Tillman 6IP, 0ER, 10K, 2BB
Gathright-the-car-jumper: 2 for 5, 1 R, 1 RBI
Reimold: 3 for 5, 1 HR, 2 R, 2 RBI, hitting .396
Wieters: Er, em, move along now.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 1:47 AM EDT reply actions  

The Tides had 16 hits

Wieters was 0-5
The only batter for Norfolk not to get a hit
Come on Matt, I wanna see you up here by June 1.

by NickMarkaces on May 13, 2009 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones Gon Get PAID

I just hope the O’s don’t give Adam the ‘ol Mike Mussina treatment. If a Brinks truck is not backed up to his home, then this organization will once again be without an excuse for letting a great player who is carrying the franchise (or, in Jones’ case, helping to do so with Nick and, to a lesser extent, Roberts) walk because he refuses to take less money from an inferior franchise.

But, the purse strings were loosened to sign both Roberts and Markakis, so hopefully it won’t be an issue with Jones.

"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard

by Brett Jones on May 13, 2009 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Jones's agent will be the key

You can bet the Yankees and Red Sox and possibly the Cubs will be throwing some huge money out there that the O’s just can not match (See the Pirates). It is basic economics. We were very lucky with Markakis and I am sure he wanted to stay here. Let’s pray the Doctor feels the same way. If not he will be in pinstripes making 15-18 million a year and getting booed in Baltimore. Let’s not let that happen Peter. Let’s get him in during the offseason and try to sign something long term in the Markakis range.

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do a Markakis deal

Buy out the arb years and add 3 more. By the time that deal’s done, you’ve had him 9 years.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bit early

After this year, he’s still only going to have 2 full years of service in.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 13, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

He’s under team control through 2013 if they never sign him to a long-term deal.

He will also probably qualify for super-two arbitration next year, so the man will get paid 7 figures in 2010 (and hopefully for many years afterwards).

by dkdc on May 13, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same timeline as Markakis

No need to do it now. Wait 1 more year, then do a Markakis deal.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for Chris Tillman too.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 13, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And when George Sherrill becomes the LOOGY he needs to be...

this becomes Glenn Davis v2.0

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball tonight

Had a nice little segment on Jones (along w/ Longoria) after the game. Basically touted him (them) as the future star(s) of the game, and – to an exaggerated extent – the savior(s) of baseball as we know it in the midst of strikes (’94) and the steroid era.

Everyone’s excited about the future crop of pitching coming up, but thinking about the potential offensive firepower we’ll have makes me giddy. It seems now that Nick, Jones, and Weiters are almost guaranteed to be slugging stars, hopefully B-Rob will still have some pop, Reimold and Montanez are obviously both promising, then whatever proven FA bats we pick up. Stoked.

by VB O's Guy on May 13, 2009 8:38 AM EDT reply actions  

oh god

last time we had saviors of the game it didn’t turn out so well. let’s cool it on that stuff.

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that segment awkward? “Why are you yelling at me, John Kruk?”

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sosa-McGwire, I’m guessing.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, Sosa McGuire

Also. The game doesn’t need to be saved. Interest and attendance are still quite high. Baseball ain’t the NHL after the lockout, needing to do some serious re-branding to save its product. It’s doing just fine.

by pipkin on May 13, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLB network

has rescued me from Kruk and BBTN. The talking heads are still annoying (especially Mitch Williams and Reynolds) but, IMO, vastly superior. And the live game drop-ins are cool. And Dr. Jones called in live last night !!

by Dingbat Charlie on May 13, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved the Adam Jones call-in

But Joe Magrane makes me uncomfortable and the Vince Vaughn look-a-like is annoying. Good format, but the on-air talent is a bit weak.

by dkdc on May 13, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the Hershey Bears’ Game 7 Divisional playoff minor league hockey win, so I didn’t see a second of the game, but i did get home in time to see Baseball tonight just gush about AJ. John Kruk did this awkward segment where he basically yelled at the audience that young superstars like Evan Longoria and Adam Jones were the reason to keep watching baseball.

Hands off, ESPN. We saw him first.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 8:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Let ESPN suck eggs

ESPN should just concentrate on the Yankees, Red Sox, and Cubs. Let the smaller market teams and their smaller fan bases continue to be overlooked because the marketing numbers project they are just not worth the effort. In general (i.e., this is clearly not specific to the 2009 Orioles), it’s more fun to win when you play as the underdog with a chip on your shoulder. Personally, I don’t want to be part of some dumbass “Nation” or “Universe” or whatever the hell some MBA asshole is telling me to buy into.

Jones has already said he knows Baltimore is a work in progress and they’ll be overlooked. I’d rather he continue to play with that attitude to “prove them wrong”.

by drj on May 13, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Orioles Village....

or Orioles Cul-de-Sac.

I forgot which one we agreed on.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Straight Outta Havre de Grace!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't NOT vote for The Dr., of course-- but this is why MLB has an MVP *and* a Cy Young

Jones’s night was Very Birdland, but so was Bass’s, just in a different way— as different as hitting is from pitching. Thank you, Titov— talk about marveling at the obvious…

The award distinction above is not absolute, of course: unlike hitters, a pitcher can be both MVP and the Cy winner. And I’m not saying we should have two awards, one for each principal element of the game. But there is a kind of inequality or natural skew built into any evaluation of the merits of hitting “vs” pitching which we shouldn’t ignore when we decide these things, basing ourselves on precedent (see Apples vs. Oranges, U.S. 7th Dist. Court of Appeals, 1813). Remember, unlike countries with The World’s Stoopidest F*cking Visa Regime, we are a nation of laws, not men. Or jerks, rather.

In any case, for last night’s effort Bass gets a massive Fish Pump, plus our MBP runner-up award, presented by Amber Theoharis: yes, Brian, you’re Miss Congeniality. OK, no, that works for Amber but not the awardee. C’mon we can think of something.

And on we go. Well, people, I hope you’re sitting down: WE ARE ONE AND A HALF [1.5] GAMES OUT OF THIRD [3rd] PLACE!!

SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP!

GO O’S!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 9:02 AM EDT reply actions  

hahah...

fish pump. that’s gold, jerry! GOLD!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am the author of the awesome phrase fish pump (bows).

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct. It was then identified and codified by Zknower-- and finally hooked to Bass, hee-hee, by Yers Truly. Yay team!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great kid, don't get cocky.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

+ 1. The Brian Bass Autograph Model (in orange and black) would be +2, of course-- and a steal at $29.95. Or try E-bay.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

SeaQuest 18" Fish Pump

Yeah, that’s a big fish pump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNlBCBBMC0&hl=ru

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

So that pump actually pumps fish, as opposed to water? Yikes.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones' Error

Yeah, Adam Jones dropped an easy fly ball for an error on an otherwise outstanding night for him, but I put part of the blame for that drop on Wigginton. Especially on the HiDef replay, Jones took his eye off the ball at the last second because Wigginton had come over and was right on top of him even though Jones had called him off. Wigginton just got too close and distracted Jones. I know I wouldn’t want to have a guy that big coming at me when I was trying to make a catch! At least no harm came of it and the O’s won.

by GaryB on May 13, 2009 9:16 AM EDT reply actions  

That's true

Wigginton’s bulky presence definitely made Jones do a double take and lose concentration for a second.

That said, I don’t care if there’s a velociraptor standing three feet away from you, there’s no excuse for dropping that ball.

by dkdc on May 13, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno, man.

Velociraptors are nasty motherfuckers. I’d want Adam running the hell away from that, personally.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on May 13, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Velociraptors run from Adam Jones.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about Philosoraptors?

"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard

by Brett Jones on May 13, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to think about that one.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think, therefore i am

unfortunately, the Philosoraptors stopped thinking one day. POOF!

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: Would you like a drink?

Descartes says: I think not, then disappears.

"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard

by Brett Jones on May 13, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

how birdland would it have been...

..if Wiggles made a diving catch on the rebound.

But he didn’t, so it wasn’t.

by mpire on May 13, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i voted for bass btw

getting points of sonnanstine = not so hard
4 scoreless on team that can’t hold lead = hard

by thewaywardO on May 13, 2009 9:56 AM EDT reply actions  

carry on, my wayward o.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

There'll be peace when you are gone.

I wanted to vote for Bass but you have to go more than a few innings to overcome a two HR game.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 13, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it seems like AJ is going to win MBP on most nights when he makes the ballot. When he hits two homers, he’s unstoppable. Even Brian Bass logged on to vote for the good doctor.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 13, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed...

i think, for the most part, the role of swingman does not lend itself birdlandishness.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fish Pump (that's his name now) was birdland with 4IP.

But 2 HR >> 4 IP 0ER

"Honestly, I get tired driving 26 miles. I couldn’t imagine running it." -- Huffy

by CoachOfEarl on May 13, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry in advance for being a jerk

but did you just call runs “points”?

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 13, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

typical arrogant orioles fan.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In fact there is no practical difference

whereas I would argue, vis a vis Carlin’s interpretation of football vs. baseball, “runs” are an integral part of baseball’s pastoral heritage and nomenclature and thus there is a significant metaphysical difference between “runs” and “points.” Don’t make me go into further detail. I’ll do it if I have to.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 13, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Honestly, I get tired driving 26 miles. I couldn’t imagine running it." -- Huffy

by CoachOfEarl on May 13, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for xkcd

Love that comic.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on May 13, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

In this vein

There is no difference between a 3-rbi homer and a 3-run homer. Nor a fair pole and a foul pole.

I guess perhaps you just have to drink a lot to use one set over the other.

by drj on May 13, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and the most adorable thing!

They showed a video of Adam Jones holding his bobble head and playing with it. It was the cutest thing ever.

Also you might be interested to know that more Orioles prefer Neil Diamond to Neil Young.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 13, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

again...

i am jack’s total lack of surprise.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes! Well, at least it wasn't Neil Sedaka!

Y’know, Neal Cassady woulda been kinda cool…

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

O’s on the rocks
and it’s no surprise
pour me a drink…..
and i’ll tell you some lies

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was relieved

When I went to the Ravens Rally game a few Saturdays ago, the players preferred Adam West to Kanye West. However, it was hilarious to me that Stormin’ Mormon Jeremy Guthrie preferred Kanye.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 13, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

it is sort of funny during that seg when you realize, man, thank god i’m a country boy is TOTALLY appropriate for this team…maybe w/ a little reggaeton mixed in for memlo and caesar.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

We GOTTA do a remix of that song for this team.

Someone remind me in late June when I’ve got some time to kill.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just agrees more with my personal tastes

I don’t dig Kanye, so I was glad that a majority of the players went for the oblivious hilarity that is Adam West. I don’t remember who it was, but they had to explain to one player who Adam West even was.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 13, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing, too...

has something to do w/ family guy.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt

But hey, you take what you can get.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 13, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank Christ

Im no Neil Diamond fan, but Neil Young is by far my most hated “artist” of all time. He is horrible.

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 13, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

daveh873, better keep your head

Neil has been through the desert. On a nameless horse.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

that is america that sings that song. they truly suck.

dave h, you have been banned by personal subcommittee. you may never post on www.robinsnest.com and your ferrari privileges have been revoked!

…perhaps icepick will give you a better deal.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hate on Neil Young?

Rockin’ In The Free World is a great tune!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always forget that he didn't actually sing it

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure do get in alot of trouble on here for my strong musical convictions…

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 14, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you the person who doesn't like springsteen? pagan.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 15, 2009 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heart Neil Diamond

He’s very big in my family.

The only specific Oriole I can remember who picked Neil Young was Brian. I think he only got three votes. Luke Scott voted for neither.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 13, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew I liked B-Rob for a reason...

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke vetoed Neil Young for that "Let's Impeach the President" ditty.

Neil never was big on subtlety, I guess.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on May 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, Neil Young here. Just wanted to say hi to my biggest fan, Dave873. Maybe I'll sign his collar bone. With this meat hook. Grrr.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you know Neil Young

please let him know that just because you’ve written 4 billion songs in your lifetime, it doesn’t make you (or any of them) any good.

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 14, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still no word on Pie?

Or more importantly, on Reimold?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 13, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

And another thing I wanted to mention

but forget when writing the recap. They showed this montage of Bobby Bonilla highlights set to Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. It was fun to watch because it reminded me of a better time in my Orioles life, but it seemed such a weird player to focus on. Then it turns out he was in the stands! I don’t know why, but there he was. They showed him on the jumbo tron.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 13, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Bonilla Ice!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 13, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always find Bobby Bonilla hilarious in retrospect.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on May 13, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy Patton pitched today for Bowie

His line:

6.0 IP , 5 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 B, 2 K

His ERA has BALLOONED to 1.31.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 13, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He had a shutout going into the 6th

That damned Rocco at MASN jinxed him.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 13, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

common soon...

to an adam eaton’s slot in the rotation near you.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brob

I agree Kevin the brob act is growing old. I also agree w/ you Stacey that he’s the same as he’s always been. Great hands hitter, will come out of slump. But his body language is tired. Sauntering about is fine if it works for you. But he’s been abysmal in the field this year. And he never ever runs hard on a routine ground ball to 2nd base. Reminds me of Robinson Cano. Two years ago. Its funny, Trembley was able to get Tejada to run hard to first, but so far not so much w/ Roberts.

by albaman on May 13, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Marriage?

"They are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

by Baysox39 on May 13, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So explain teh first 3 weeks

Dude was batting nearly .440 for the first 2 weeks

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hadn't spent as much time on the road

now that he’s been away from mrs. roberts, the toll is taking its effect

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The More You Know...

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw him swing at dropped third strike the other day

the ball rolled away, and he just stood there, waiting for the catcher to come back and tag him out.

really pissed me off.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 13, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Aubrey runs after those...

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 13, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE might call it running.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on May 13, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Millar called it running.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 13, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

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