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Baltimore Orioles (14-20) at Kansas City Royals (18-16), 8:10 PM EDT

Baltimore Orioles at Kansas City Royals, May 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT


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The Birds open up the first of a four game set at Kauffman Stadium.

Fun facts:

  • The Orioles are 1-9 in away games this year. Therefore they will lose.
  • The Orioles have won 14 of their last 17 at Kauffman Stadium. Therefore they will win.
  • KC has lost their last 5 straight. Therefore they will lose!
  • KC won six straight at home before their disastrous road trip. Therefore they will win!
  • Gil Meche hasn't beaten the Orioles since he was with Seattle in 2005. THEREFORE THERE IS NO WAY THE ROYALS CAN WIN!
  • Jeremie Guthrie is 0-3 with an ERA of 6.07 in his last five outings. THEREFORE THERE IS NO WAY THE ORIOLES CAN WIN!

IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

 


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jeremy Guthrie 2-3 7 7 1 0 0 0 41.2 47 26 23 8 14 27 4.97 1.46


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Gil Meche 2-3 7 7 0 0 0 0 42.2 46 22 21 1 14 37 4.43 1.41


 

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I tacked these on to the Reimold thread

But they are nice enough to say twice.

Wieters just went deep in his first Reimold-free inning, and Trembley confirmed that Hendrickson is going to the pen.

by dkdc on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, that's a lot of positives

But what am supposed to bitch about now?

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's the case...

What happens when he gets in the shadow of the top of our lineup?

by Skar on May 14, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

On second thought

Maybe Wieters was just letting Reimold have the spotlight in Norfolk so that he could get to the bigs sooner.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fact that Wieters is not on the big club yet

"Honestly, I get tired driving 26 miles. I couldn’t imagine running it." -- Huffy

by CoachOfEarl on May 14, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whose time is up?

Have to figure either Luke or Jones is getting DLed, or else Montanez gets sent down or Pie gets sent out.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on May 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to think Adam Eaton

but I’m sure someone’s going on the DL

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guessing not a pitcher

McCrory getting sent down and Reimold coming up means there’s an 11 man staff. There’s no way that’s going to last for more than a couple of days – at least, I’ll be very surprised if it does. We’re probably stuck with Eaton until the next guy in the minors forces the issue.

It seems more likely to me that the OF logjam will clear up a small bit, one way or another.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on May 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's hope Guthrie spells his name Greinke tonight

8 HR? That’s not a good sign.

"Honestly, I get tired driving 26 miles. I couldn’t imagine running it." -- Huffy

by CoachOfEarl on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Reimold in the lineup! What kind of night do we think he has?

I’m gonna say 1-3 with 1 k, 1 BB.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That'd pretty much be the greatest debut ever

until Wieters comes up, anyway.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stark realism and slice-of-life drama have no place here. Get some imagination, dude...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck asks Brian why they play well at Kauffman

Brian tries to diplomatically say it’s because the Royals haven’t been very good lately.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

of course he added

that the Orioles haven’t been very good lately either.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very diplomatic on Brian's part.

But I object to Buck saying our pitching has “struggled lately.” I don’t think that’s true; struggling would imply they could be better. I think our pitching is doing as well as it can.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Guts could do better.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Rye-Mold

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick said REE-mold on the pre-game. 'Course, Reimold probably calles him Mar-KICKLE-puss or something.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Gary just say he listens to Joan Osborne?

Really? If I were to compile a guessed list of Gary’s top 100 or 1000 artists, I would NEVER think of Joan Osborne.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary listens to Joan Osborne

wouldn’t have guessed that he was into the 90’s Lilth Fair music

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to make him work, boys

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, it was 10 PITCHES!

He’ll have to throw 90 to get that CG tonight!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals fan?

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't look at the avatar first

Most AL opponents like us right now.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was disappointed by how quickly I was forgotten.

I was a veritable catchphrase machine for like two weeks there.

“This fuckin’ guy? Looks like he works on a ship!” et al.

by 30seven on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have NO IDEA how ADD I am

Most days, I forget what I had for breakfast by lunch time.

Scariest scene in a movie ever for me?

Memento, when Carrie-Ann Moss hides all of Guy Pearce’s pens so he can’t write something down.

Don’t take it personally. That “guy on a ship” shit WAS funny.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Oldboy today. You'd like it.

And I don’t blame you. My life was better three weeks ago when I could chat about the Orioles online every night. The real world sucks.

by 30seven on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

What’s wrong with me?

by O! on May 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

news flash - O's playing in front of a sellout crowd!

… in Kansas City.

How in hell are the royals selling out games?

by typozzz on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Must be the on-field excitement

stirred by such luminaries as Willie Bloomquist and Coco Crisp. Nothing puts butts in the seats like Scrappy McSlaphitter types like them.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're in first place!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

but I bet it’s mostly smoke and mirrors. If a team can go to the playoffs with Mike Jacobs, Coco Crisp and Bloomquist all getting significant PT, then the world has truly gone crazy, and I am the only one left who gives a shit about the rules.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

True, but if the Orioles were in first place right now I’d be there all the time, even if it were smoke and mirrors. I was over at Royals Review and in the game thread some guy is thanking God for their team being in the AL Central.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't look like a sellout

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry - paraphrasing Gary

he’s saying that the games this weekend are sell outs.

by typozzz on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to a Royals game last summer

It was a really good crowd. It was a weekend, though.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wieters sucks!

That lazy bastard failed to homer in his third AB. Instead he decided to strike out like a loser.* Where’s the belly-fire, hot shot?

*He did, however, reach on a passed ball on strike three, and eventually scored.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, this is SO disorienting: O's playing in front of a full house, and viewable on home theater HD TV with Joe Angel calling the game

on the radio— in real time!! I mean, the TV picture and Joe’s commentary…MATCH.

WTF?!? I’m already dizzy.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe sez RYE-mold, I see

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So does Gary

But I don’t trust him. I’m glad to have confirmation from Joe.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary says Wiggy created a list of his bad habits at the plate.

Where can we get this list?

1. Fried chicken grease is not a substitute for pine tar.
2. Do not close eyes
3. ..

by typozzz on May 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

3. Stop picturing opposing pitcher as giant hot dog, losing track of pitch as he considers how much ketchup he’ll need.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, on the nose, too...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pick, B-Rob. And they're right, Guts has picked up his velocity.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

"Military Style Camo Hat"

Just in case we weren’t sure if Jamie Walker pulled it out of his hunting closet.

by TBA on May 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

6-4-3, how ya doon! Guts facing the minimum.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie is hitting the ball well all of a sudden

Maybe competition is good for him. Or maybe he’s just getting lucky.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones does not steal fly balls

ALL fly balls belong to Adam Jones. ALL OF THEM. He just allows his corner OFers to catch a few to make them feel better. Pie should get over it.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was an offhand comment by joe angel

he said a couple weeks back that jones warned pie when he came on to team that “i’m the CF” and you just stay over in left and mind ya bizness

by thewaywardO on May 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss being able to hear Joe Angel.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

drive-by....

…as i’m making dinner.

WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR MY BRILLIANT PB POST?

That is all, see you in an hour.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, what's for din...Damn, he's gone. And I still have this bottle of red, too.

Joe: “The Sawx LOST? What a shame.!”

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is their attendance so high?

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It's ladies' night

3DG informed us earlier.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on May 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just opened CC

And didn’t see your conversations.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was posted yet in the thread anyway.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on May 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must have seen it on Royals Review, then

I have both windows open.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight is Ladies Night

Tomorrow is Dollar Night plus fireworks
Saturday is stadium replica night
Sunday is Build a Bear day.

Lots o’ promotions at The K.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think tomorrow is Guaranteed Win Against the Orioles Night

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a waste

With the O’s being such a huge draw they really shouldn’t go to all that effort.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BUCK NO SMALL BALL

WHEN THEY GET JONES BACK THEY’LL HAVE A FUCKTON OF POWER YOU STUPID FUCK

I want Joe Angell.

by pipkin on May 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

to the table

(my firefox is messed up)

he has a terrible voice and he’s very, very stupid. ugh.

by pipkin on May 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has really nice hair, though.

Even Palmer’s jealous of that coif.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH NICKY!

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that play by nick was sick! who thinks mike aviles batting stance is uber gay?

by huggie on May 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

gay?

really? do you have to go there?

by pipkin on May 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicky! Nicky! Nicky! How many RFs make that play?!?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucked if you do

Fucked if you don’t.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

coco crispy is playing the flute on his bat

by huggie on May 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

F*cking Pie-- Jones gets that ball...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Does AJ get that?

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hard to say

it was quite a hit

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but his weird little arm-flaily thing at the end there

that indicated to me that he didn’t see it anymore. I think AJ would’ve had a better chance, and at least not looked silly at the end there.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pie flails a lot

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It would have required a perfect jump and a dive.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This fuckin guy..

looks like he used to work with a guy who should work on a ship

by mpire on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Guthrie is crap this year

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

More XBH than any other AL pitcher

Says Thorne.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news

Wieters is 2 – 4 with 2 homers, 4 RBI, and 3 runs scored; finally.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

look at his numbers

even i’d be ok with another month.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huffster DONG!!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff Daddy!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it! I went to the Norfolk game last night.

but had to attend a concert tonight. just got back. wish i could have seen wieters jack two tonight. But I did get his and tillman’s autograph after the game, so it’s all good.

by Timmy L. on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

You missed a good one tonight.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hwiggingggton, you pig

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Nolan!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently, all spare OFs get assigned #14

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

More doesn't look too confident

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never been to Kansas City

But apparently the ball park isn’t especially nice per se, it’s just spacious.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It just looks like a big park in the middle of nowhere

Nothing truly unique, but still nice.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's nice

It’s kinda old, and it’s all concrete, and it is in the middle of nowhere, but I thought it had good atmosphere. And the waterfalls are pretty.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the stadium in Kansas

Or Missouri?

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither, actually

I believe it’s so far outside KC that it’s actually in Arkansas.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missouri

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, the battleship Missouri

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We stayed in downtown Kansas City

And it took us like a half hour to get there with some traffic.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, 95 mph. And the 1-2 pitch was actually strike 3. Just thought I'd mention that.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play, Izzy 'n' Huffster. And very nice inning by Guts.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie is seeing the ball better

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Felix: take 2nd, ya hear me?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, hit 'n' run! Holy crap-- fundamental baseball!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Izzy, I'd really like to see a RBI here.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

will you take TWO plus a standup 3bagger?

I thought you would

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'll take a steak, medium-well, with apple pie a la mode while you're at it

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izzy, Izzy, Izzy for THREE!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That park must surrender the most triples in the majors by far

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Cesar! NICE!

Good stuff!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicky, clutch again.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicky for TWO!! Woo-hoo!

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Memlo-- 2 out ribbie, pls.

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you!

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody tell Buck that Pie's OBP is under .300 because of his average

not because he’s had trouble working walks. Extrapolate his at bats out to where the team leaders are and he’d actually lead the team in walks.

by Redford on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously Guthrie

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by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

A future of baked goods related puns?

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do too

but I guess because mostly it would mean we’d have a fantastic OF under our control for several more years. In that regard it doesn’t matter to me whether it’s Pie or Reimold.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Guts, close this inning out, pls

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeeeeez

Do Gary and Buck have a hard-on for Nolan Ryan or what? I am so tired of hearing about it. I can’t wait till the first top Rangers pitching prospect tears a cuff or a labrum or a whole crop of them needs Tommy John surgery because of his “new” approach.

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Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

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by Oriole on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw a strike, Guts.

Please.

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by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gutys, you got your runs

Now pitch like you want a W!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on

Throw strikes.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Just listen to ZAUN Guts

Thinking can only hurt the team

by O! on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that's part of the problem

He’s barely throwing his fastball, which is by far his best pitch.

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?!? How many times do you have to strike somebody out?!? Where was the 2-2 pitch?!?

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Jeremy

Just one out!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone even warming?

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by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Walker.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

on reflection,

not the best baseball name for a pitcher.

by mpire on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking jeremy fucking guthrie

by huggie on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, don't tell us: detention study hall again...

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got here

anyone else notice MASN is spelling Nolan’s name “Riemold”…at least on the Due Up list

by NickMarkaces on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Nolan!!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wieters

two HRs after going 0-for like 20

by NickMarkaces on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I vemently oppose "Ryan Express" as a nickname for Reimold

Nickname recycling is lame

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by Oriole on May 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ, this strike zone

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by Brotz13 on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's terrible.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The depressing thing?

Umpires are still better across the board than NBA officials. As far as the NFL, it’s a toss up.

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by Brotz13 on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But that’s because NBA officials in the pocket of gambling interests and the Celtics.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah Felix

Gutsy!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix hustin'!!!

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw Felix with the smile

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for Pie

On the one hand, I want to say screw the front office for not giving him more than three weeks, but conversely, maybe they thought that some time on the bench would do him some good. Being the Orioles, though, it was probably the former, so screw them.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I am one more good play

from officially being on the Pie bandwagon for good, not just in a “hope he succeeds, probably won’t” kind of way.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIRDLAND!

Cesar is Birdland!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Butler isn't a good defensive first basemen.

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by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!!! Izzy again!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So let's revisit this

Did it make ANY sense to cut Pie’s ABs significantly after three weeks?

Because I want to be optimistic about our front office and their vision, I refuse to believe that they simply benched him out of frustration, that would simply be too O’s-esque.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Possibly as a motivational tool.

Seemed to work for Sherrill, too.

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping that's it as well

Because benching him simply wasn’t acceptable in any way.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it made sense

I thought that he was looking better right before they benched him also. It just doesn’t hurt to have him out there, it can only help.

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I read somewhere that they thought it'd be good for him to sit back and watch a few games.

To be honest, I think bringing up Montanez made them anxious to give another young player a chance to fall on his face. If the alternative had been someone like Kevin Mench, they probably wouldn’t have bothered sitting Pie.

by perpetualstudent on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it did make some sense

he looked god-awful at the plate and in the field and was batting below the Mendoza line

by NickMarkaces on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless the benching was meant to motivate him

The move made absolutely no sense as Felix was brought over from the Cubs to get ABs and work things out like Jones and Markakis before him.

What did we have to lose by starting Pie, games? In all honestly, even if Felix had hit his ceiling, his efforts wouldn’t have been enough to change any outcomes, and it’s not like wins/losses matter for our team anyway.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicky rules!!! Ball game, over, insurmoluntable lead-- I'm callin' it right here!

With out fabulous pen, this game is In the frickin’ books. History. End of Story.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ohhh helllyeaaaa nicky!

by huggie on May 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicky!

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH NICKY

I really thought that thing was gone. Would it have been gone at OPACY?

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

just looked it up.

OPACY is 12 feet shorter down the line than Kaufman. Probably would’ve made the difference. Ah well, still a great hit.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

B-Rob's first AB was an OPACY dong

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Markakis

is a really good baseball player.

He better make the fucking all-star game this year.

by dkdc on May 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

yes he better….how many times have you voted?

by huggie on May 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

is there actually a commercial now?

mlb.tv decided to take a break while the announcers were still gabbing…

by bjtylerx on May 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's Go O's!

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Listen up, Memlo: annuddah 2-out ribbie, pls! I mean, we don't need the icing, but still...

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by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Sid's in the pen!

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!! Grand salami potential!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say salami around Wigginton

He’ll lose focus.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

Warming up Sir Sidney!

by TheRick on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

haha sidney ponson warming up

by huggie on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

bring in fattie p!

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by Oriole on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Bases loaded

We have 4 innings left for the bullpen, which by my calculations means the Orioles need to score 47 more runs to put this one out of reach.

by dkdc on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ponson warming up.

please, please put him in. Please.

by typozzz on May 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Take this pitch

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by Baltimo on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Lord!

Wiggy is slower than hell.

by TheRick on May 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

slowass molassass

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by Oriole on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sh*t!! Can Piggy Hwiggingggton run any SLOWER?!? Is he trapped on MLB.COM TV or f*cking WHAT?!?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think ZAUN

would’ve made it closer than Wiggy did.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

What about Millar, though?

"I'm having an interment camp constructed under the stadium specifically for Yankees & Red Sox fans" - 11:08 AM Apr 15th from digsby in reply to BaltimoreMD

by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about Jack Cust?

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by Oriole on May 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would've fallen down twice and somehow managed to drop a fly ball.

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by getxstoked on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real measure

would not be ZAUN, or Millar, or Cust…but Chris Hoiles. He was slower than all of the above.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know this sounds crazy

But I think Jones should go on the 15-day DL.

It hurts, it sucks, but this is the same injury as he had in April and I want him to get 100% healthy so this doesn’t linger.

It also solves the OF logjam temporarily, and you can play Pie in CF and Reimold in LF every day.

by dkdc on May 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so crazy

That’s probably the other half of the Rich Hill move

Sidney [Ponson] is the only person I've ever coached who has more languages than pitches.
- Mike Flanagan

by TheRick on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is crazy.

I stopped paying attention as soon as you said “Jones should go on the DL.” I think I blacked out for a second as soon as I read that.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It was a shitty idea. Baseball games are less fun without Adam Jones.

by dkdc on May 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but you want that hammy 100% for the rest of the year – rest him now & let him come back when he’s ready

Sidney [Ponson] is the only person I've ever coached who has more languages than pitches.
- Mike Flanagan

by TheRick on May 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHy isn't KC winning this game?

THEY HAVE JOHN GIBBONS AS A BENCH COACH, THEY SHOULD BE WINNING.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

John Gibbons can take fate. He'll slap it right in the damn face.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then trade it the next day

and watch its average go up 100 points.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions