Corey's Corner 5/17/09 : From the Mailbag
Wow, we had a lot of responses from our very first post about me liking the bullpen. And that was even with a grip of simple grammar errors. Well, what can you say?
So the Orioles lost today. The bullpen blew it. Figures. And Koji didn’t do so great. Whatever. Felix Pie had an RBI and is over the .200 mark. Yeah.
Sigh.
I think we should blame Adam Eaton for this one.
Alright, to the mailbag.
PhilR8 writes:
Welcome to the site
Just don’t let anyone know that you’re a Bengals fan. Oh, whoops, I kind of outed you… sorry! :)
My reply: I don’t mind anybody knowing I’m a Bengals fan. Last time I check they made the playoffs more recently then the Baltimore Orioles. Besides the color combination and my allegiance these two teams share some commonalities. They both have been stuck in a decade long rut. (the Bengals had a brief moment of potential salvation a few years back but overall it’s been a terrible 20 years) They both have questionable owners. And that’s about where it ends. Whatever, I like this year’s Bengal team. We have an HBO show. We still have a receiver with an unusual last name. And the Ravens should be on their off year if history tells us anything. Watch out, I’m thinking 7 and 9 this year.
Baltimo writes:
Yeah, Welcome
But Orange was a pretty bad choice…
Anyway, I completely disagree with your outlook on the bullpen as Walker/Sherrill are lefty specialists at best, Johnson/Ray are yet to prove themselves, and Baez/Hendrickson/Sarfate/Albers/McCroy have histories of sucking big.
If absolutely everything turned out well then we’d have a solid ‘pen, but we know that they won’t.
My reply: Orange is my favorite color. Why would it be a pretty bad choice? I could’ve chose the Giants. That would have been a terrible choice with the Bonds fiasco staining the last twenty years of that franchise.
Anyway, you have a good point. My outlook on the bullpen was perhaps too optimistic. My bad. Sorry for being in good spirits after a close victory over the always dangerous Kansas City Royals. I’m going to blame Adam Eaton for my hasty judgment.
dayzd writes:
No offense..
but if my aunt had balls…
My reply: hmm… hmm… I’m going to be honest. I’m confused. I didn’t take any offense to the note but if your aunt had balls…then what? She would pee standing up? She would wear that jock she always wanted to wear? Well, whatever the outcome of your unfinished sentence, I hope it works out for you and your family.
yurizanow writes:
Yeah
The optimism of younger Oriole fans who have never seen a winning O’s team is understandable, but the fact remains the Orioles have nothing near the talent necessary to compete in the AL East.
My reply: I actually have seen a winning Orioles team. I remember 1997 very vividly. We were the best team in the majors and Mussina pitched a hell of game in the League Championship against the Indians but the offense went sour and couldn’t come through. I remember Jimmy Key and Scott Erickson. And the other day I sent Jeffery Mayor a terd in the mail. And get this, I even remember the 1989 team and the sense of being so close.
But more importantly, yeah on paper and in reality we don’t have the talent to compete in this division but neither do the Blue Jays or Devil Rays and look at them. The Blue Jays were supposed to suuuuucck this year and look at them. Who did they pick up over the offseason? Kevin Millar? All it takes is to finally convince the Padres that an Adam Eaton and Greg Zaun for Jake Peavy trade makes sense for everybody involved.
Well, that’s all I could get to for now. Let’s take comfort in knowing that we took two out of four on the road from the mighty Royals and the days of giving up ten runs a day seem to have passed.
Bring on the Yankees I say. We’re going to have Adam Jones back.
And don't tell anybody, but I feel like Felix is going to hit for the cycle...twice in a game!
corey
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Welcome to Camden Chat
But it would really be easier if you just replied to people in the comments section of your original post.
I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones
or started your own blog.
It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
There's a quality suggesstion there
I’d suggest Blogger.com
Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.
and for that matter
who is this “we” you speak of? I mean, “we” had alot of responses from “our” very first blog? are you part of a symbiotic relationship or something? do you have an alien lifeform which has its on sentience but is ingrained with yours and imbues you with super powers?
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
Holy shit, he's JOHN GIBBONS!
Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.
it's the "royal" we
we are not amused.
we are going to go walk the corgis now.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez
If my aunt had balls...
she’d be my uncle.
Just an expression used to explain that hypotheticals don’t really hold much water, such as
If Hill works out and Hendrickson stays in the bullpen. And with Walker, and Johnson, and Baez (pending they keep their ERAs down around 3 or lower)
if our rotation is although clearly not a dangerous threat if a few of them could pull it together
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
If Hill turns out to be just like Randy Johnson in his prime . . .
and Eaton just like Roger Clemens in his prime and Izturis starts hitting like Honus Wagner and Pie plays just like Babe Ruth and Melvin Mora starts hitting like Mike Schmidt, then the O’s are pretty much guaranteed a post-season spot.
Why doesn't
south_florida_orioles_fan have his own corner? He could share it with Gibbons, Trump, and Billy Martin too!!
Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (
there must be at least four corners, right?
mean, unless they are in a triangle. one for each of them! although we established corey and john gibbons are as one, so they get one corner and southie, donald, and bMart each get 1.
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
Because you don't respond to people via the "reply" button
I’m looking forward to an entirely new corner which should address the question of why you keep creating new corners.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Great Thread
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin Show set.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on May 18, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
I'm so disappointed that this was both the first and last edition of "Corey's Corner."
What a bummer.
It is?
Shit, now I am totally disappointed. This was tantalizing blog quality horseshit at it’s finest.
Blogger.com – great suggestion duck.
Hell we’ve survived five years without this little corner, I guess we’ll make it five more.
See ya Corey – it feels like “we” hardly knew ya.
There's no crying in baseball
I think maybe they're assuming
based on the reception to Corey’s Corner so far. I’m guessing Corey isn’t gone from our lives quite yet, though.
I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones
I will fight to keep Corey's Corner alive and well
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Ya know, I just read Corey's bio
I am not one to judge, but after significant experience in the field of psychoanalysis, our young cornered friend has sincere narcisstic complexities with a hint of anti socialism.
Perhaps he would be more comfortable posting on another team’s blog – or speaking with Dr Az on Oprah? Just a thought. Get some help, Corey.
Hey Smails, you scratched my anchor!
A narcicist, huh?
He’d fit right in over at PSA or OTGM.
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
I have significant experience in the field of psychoanalysis due to my religious devotion to HBO’s In Treatment. While I will reserve from making any specific conclusions at this point, I will say that Corey takes himself very seriously. .
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
not to be an arrogant orioles fan, but...
actually, i just felt like saying that…b/c i’m a narcissistic orioles fan!
"If they pitch to you, make them pay."
--Diamond Dave to the Phenom
by j.q. higgins on May 18, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Just as long as
he’s made a real mailbag and printed out user comments to pull from said bag, then I’m giving my stamp of approval.
Is there any way that "Corey" could possibly read all these comments and not realize how annoying everybody found his "blog" entry?
Sure he could
Exhibit A: http://www.camdenchat.com/2009/5/18/879107/not-really-ot-dave-trembley
Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

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