(Not really) OT: John Gibbons Caption Contest!

by daveh873 on May 18, 2009 9:29 AM EDT Comment 36 comments

Plain and simple... Make a caption for this picture. Best one wins nothing, except my praises. BTW, this would be a fanshot except people don't read them. Sorry.

via www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

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Ala Taxi Driver

You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here.

"We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow." ~ Earl Weaver

by Graham71681 on May 18, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I CAN MANAGE!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!

"We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow." ~ Earl Weaver

by Graham71681 on May 18, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'll give it a go

“To infinity (wins)… and BEYOND!”

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 18, 2009 9:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"I told you to bunt it over the RIGHT field fence!"

Small ball AND home runs. It can be done.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 18, 2009 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Wait, is that...

“Na, can’t be. Wait, I think it is! Is that that motherfucker Hillenbrand?!”

Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (

by sickuvitall on May 18, 2009 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ahahahaha

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So, the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me. —Julian Tavarez

by zknower on May 18, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this one wins it all

by Y Not on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I appreciate your support.

Mood about O's rotation: Depressed : (

by sickuvitall on May 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"That fuckin' Trembley!!!

I told that dumbshit to get that Jap out sooner. Motherfucker! I’m going to PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!! Jesus Christ, come August I’d have that goddamn Orioles team in the World Series!"

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess more in the sense of a caption (not quote) would be:

Former Blue Jays Manager, John Gibbons, gives a friendly finger to confidante, Donald Trump, as an affirmation of their plot to take over the world… or the Baltimore Orioles.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Travel southward, ZAUN, and be my herald; for I am GIBBONS and will rule all of Birdland, and they shall know my VENGANCE!!!

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on May 18, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs

See that hot piece in the third row? No. Not her. The other one. The one taking up two seats and part of the aisle. Hot dog inhaler? Oh, yeah. That’s her. She’s moved on to the nachos now. I told her we’d win for her today and she could come up and help me celebrate tonight. You in for a little action Doc?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 18, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Blue Jays manager John Gibbons

Pointing to center field, only wishing he was as good as Babe Ruth. Gibbons had an illustrious 18 game career in the major leagues.

by Timmy L. on May 18, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here's wher south_florida_oriolesfan

mentions that DD never played in the majors.

Like it matters. Compare the MLB careers of Ted Williams and Earl Weaver (I’ll save you the trouble, he didn’t have one) and then compare managerial records.

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.

by duck on May 18, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is up with all the John Gibbons jokes lately?

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 18, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

south florida orioles fan

won’t stop talking about how he’d be the perfect manager for the Orioles. It’s completely ridiculous. Here is where it started: http://www.camdenchat.com/2009/5/13/874770/dave-trembley-has-got-to-go

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 18, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

alright, i've give a shot

Hey… Ted Lilly… Yes, You… Get Into My Car!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 18, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Obviously!

“I’m going to punch you right in the face!”

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on May 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Sometimes the obvious one is the best one.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on May 19, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll give it a shot

“Yeah, thereabouts is where I buried that Hillenbrand fuck.”

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 18, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Give me the effin ball Ted"

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on May 18, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How many attempts do I get?

“Damn! Look at that Amber Theoharis! She is a specimen! Can you tell how her t**s look from here?”

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Amber! Have I introduced you to my good friend Donald Trump?

I’m smart, not a dummy. ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 18, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Yeah, that, right there… that’s his hair.”

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is Love?

Me!? Him?! Me!? You! Me?! Him!? Me!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlViU5PBPY

"We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow." ~ Earl Weaver

by Graham71681 on May 18, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

OK, my turn

Hey, you! See that sea over there? The Red One?
Yeah, that’s it. When I get done parting that sonofabitch, I’m heading down to Baltimore and making those losers into winners. Got it? Good. Now get the hell out of my way before I kill your first born son.

There's no crying in baseball

by elktonfan on May 18, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And please...

could somebody take these fucking tablets off of my back already.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

For shit's sake

Alex. Will you leave Howie alone?!?

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Holy Shit!

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s… Matt Wieters!!!"

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on May 18, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Cito - you suck.

by typozzz on May 18, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

by Timmy L. on May 18, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its Rodney Dangerfield and Bob Uecker !!!! HaHaHaHa!!!!!

by south_florida_oriolesfan on May 18, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Incredibly

not funny.

Hey Smails, you scratched my anchor!

by elktonfan on May 19, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Hey, there’s that weiner Selig! Did you know that he called me the other day and actually asked me to wear a jersey under my pullover? What the hell does he think I am, a professional baseball manager?”

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 19, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs