Wieterisms on Bruce Cunningham's show
- Matt Wieters started WWIII... His last HR knocked Kim Jong-il's test missile out of the sky
- On his way to Baltimore from Norfolk, I95 was so packed, instead of staying on it, Matt Wieters parted the Chesapeake Bay
- Matt Wieters hit a ball so hard it scared the seagull off of Buck Martinez's head
- Matt Wieters scored the only touchdown in the history of the Baltimore Orioles
- Matt Wieters adopted Mark Teixeira's parents. He thought they needed a son to be proud of.
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Laughing at #3...
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on May 28, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
by dayzd toe on May 28, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol
i just bought a shirt from there
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 28, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
You should wear it to the park next month – Saturday, June the 27th – when we’re going to have Matt Wieters Facts Day. The O’s are hosting the Washington Nationals, and the sections up top behind home plate (330-340, focusing on 334-336) will be filled with people wearing their favorite Matt Wieters Facts shirt and cheering on the future Hall of Famer.
by KakesForROY on May 28, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fave...

Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors.
by duck on May 28, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking brilliant
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on May 29, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny because it's almost true.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
by 2632 on May 29, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs























