Tell me I am not wrong.

Counting on my fingers...Hendo tonight, Berg tomorrow, Eaton friday, Guts Saturday

Saturday against the Evil Empire of Pretension is the date I will be making the long drive OPACY.  I only get to go to one game this year (probably) and I have been praying no rain and no Eaton. So it looks like i got Guts. Good on ya God. Now if you can just give me a warm dry evening at the harbor...

On related notes, does anybody have anything witty/abrasive/inappropriate I should be yelling at Tex or A-rod? Or any spare tix that you would rather not see fall in to the hands of some bronx talking numbnuts?