"But I was at what should have been Randy Johnson's 300th win last night (which was rained out; Nationals can't even get losing right) and saw this monstrosity. A statue honoring former Senator Walter Johnson. A good enough idea, right? I was horrified by it. It was ghastly. Some three-armed, scaly, mutant version of the Big Train. It appears that underworld demons are rising up to devour Johnson's right leg and his three-appendage arm is covered by demon scales. I think that they were going for 'movement' but it just came out looking like something from the mind of Dante Alighieri cased in bronze."
-Quote from a Nats fans that appeared in SI.com's "Hot Clicks."
Judge for yourself. Here's the link, which includes photos.