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Adam Jones! Adam Jones! Adam Jones! And some other guys.

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There he is

Adam Jones I love you!

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOO! ADAM ALLSTAR JONES!

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what, guys?

I still like Miggi.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Franklin looks ridiculous

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

The Pirates have two reps? Shit, man.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach Duke was a late addition when Matt Cain scratched.

Its only happened two other times in the last 15 years. 2006, when the game was in pittsburgh, and 2000, before Jason Kendall sucked.

by kba26 on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo Teixeira

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

hey i heard a song like that once

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww Albert

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

aww, folks are all teary. that's nice.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Who was the ALL-STAR wearing the Orioles jersey?????

"What good are fans. You can't eat applause for breakfast" -Bob Dylan

by gwill2k8 on Jul 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

How cool would it be if AJ yells “O” during the anthem.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jul 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yes you could

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

This the all-star game? I thought it was a regular game in St.Louis

by the way Pujols got that ovation, you think these fans would be excited to see some of the other stars there.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

OBAMA

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ asked Obama if, as a lefty, he had a good curveball

Obama told him, “If I did I wouldn’t have run for office.”

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit. I missed Prez throwing out 1st pitch.

I was looking forward to that.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Albert

:(

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Die in a fire Ken Rosenthal.

You’re so smart for figuring out that Manny Acta was going to get fired.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

We might have to throw in Salazar.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obama in the booth with Buck and McCarver

I’m wondering if he can have them killed…I mean, for the good of the country.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

DO IT, BARACK.

Give those secret service guys the sign.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Obama entered the broadcast booth

The collective IQ in the booth went up by about 7 times.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's not forget, gentlemen.

It’s a lot harder to throw a baseball in a bulletproof vest.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ha ha Obama

“Every baseball fan in the country can have some hope in their teams, except maybe the Nationals. "

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's true.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure half of the guys on the field voted for the other guy

(or are from somewhere in Latin America)

"Take on Me" - a-ha

by exitfare on Jul 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think half the guys voted for McCain?

I doubt it. Besides, Ichiro was excited enough for the rest of them…. he looked like he was 5 years old when Obama signed his baseball

by SidewinderX on Jul 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think most of them voted for the other guy.

professional athletes are generally known for their progressive political views. especially wealthy ones.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you Molina.

Whichever one of them you are.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It was only a matter of time before an NL bailout joke went down.

“No, we’re out of money.”

Well played.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, Adam Jones makes that throw.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck, Halladay

Why can’t you meltdown like this when you play against the Orioles, huh?

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUKE owns him

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yea

But everyone else seems to have huge problems

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Franklin looks like a meth dealer.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, "looks like"

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who knew meth made you so good at baseball?

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, snap.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO Douchebag BOOOOOOOO

Everyone hates you Tex.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I WANT ADAM JONES

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

Hamilton?!? Get him outta there!

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes sir.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys,

I have a very bad feeling that Crawford will play the rest of the game in Center and AJ will be relegated to pinch-hit-for-the-pitcher duties in like the 6th inning.

:(

by Steve. on Jul 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He may see time in left or right field instead

theres only two other outfielders on the bench. Granderson’s also a centerfielder and Cruz is in right. Bay isnt going to play the whole game in left.

by kba26 on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's hope he makes the most of his pinch hitting and makes an ass of the rest of the American league team..

although i’m an O’s fan, I can’t go for the AL… So i’m going for Adam Jones and the NL.

What up?

by snakethejake on Jul 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't woo hoo!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 15, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dayton Moore is an idiot, right?

Do you think we could trade Andino for Greinke?

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

But I’d like to have Greinke more.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they just got a SS

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he sucks as much as the other guys.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I’d rather have Dino than Yuni.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crawford gets the PH for the pitcher appearence.

I wonder if he’ll run on Molina.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Adam Jones!

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooooo Teixeira

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That was some really bad fielding in LF

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ADAM JONES IN CF!

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones in RF!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

you are right

I am wrong. He doesn’t belong there!

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed him.

I saw Hamilton standing where AJ should be and was incredibly disappointed.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

jones

my babyyyyyy..lol i wish…i hope he has a good game!!!!!!!!

by orioles101 on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The good doctor in RF????

behind an undeserving Josh Hamilton in center??? boo!!!! hope they move him over if Hamilton is subbed for.

by Timmy L. on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

please be positive

be proud that he almost had a shot for it to go out

by orioles101 on Jul 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh relax

I can be sarcastic if I want. I was just as excited as anyone else when the ball left the bat.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is being rude?

I was stating he swung at the first pitch, which he does a lot.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

never said you couldnt

but im a huge adam jones fan and im proud that he is there doing the best he can and if that means swinging at the first pitch and missing then so be it

by orioles101 on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s fine but you cannot get mad at someone for poking fun at the fact that Jones has had troubles with working the count all year, and then his one AB of the all star game he goes out and swings on the first pitch. I thought it was funny.

I am a Jones fan and I am proud of him, but it’s still funny.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasnt getting mad

lets just leave it at that and hope the AL can win this game

by orioles101 on Jul 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

close…. hope he gets another at bat

by SidewinderX on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought AJ got all of that one.

Was not to be though.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN

That was the hardest hit ball all night. In the outfield, anyway

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

awww

so close…my heart was beating fast for that swing

by orioles101 on Jul 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell are they saying???

It’s all about the rubber mills, baby? WTF?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for the translation

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for the translation

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sometimes, they do ...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought they were saying “its all about the rumplemints, baby”.

You know that minty liquor…

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-3, whatever

Does anyone care about this enough for extra innings? I do not.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Just wanted to see AJ

to make sure he didn’t screw the pooch

by Bromo on Jul 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big name in country music.

Don’t care for her songs, but will watch her videos.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This game is going fast

It might end up being shorter than all the pregame nonsense

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

If anyone cares...

Joe Buck is a trending topic on Twitter. And it is nothing but absolute hate.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Edit: i went back and found the clip and it was The Bachelorette, not American Idol

by kba26 on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember that

I almost don’t have a problem with that in and of itself, but it’s part of the larger problem I have with him – he’s just a voice who reads a script and is totally a company man. It’s disgusting.

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wish Gus Johnson would call all professional sporting events

I wish i had the money to pay him to follow me around and call my life. everything would seem so much more exciting.

by kba26 on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's the man

I think CBS has the strongest commentators in sports

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially now that Billy Packer is gone.

He was the only one i hated more the Joe Buck

by kba26 on Jul 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like that he takes a dramatic pause every 3 words.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who really likes these dominos pizza commercials?

I think the idea of regional pizza rivalries is pretty cool. Maybe it’s just me.

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be more interested

if the pizzas themselves were actually fighting.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You like the commercials or the idea?

Because the commercials are obnoxious as fuck. Listening to that philly accent makes me want to hurl.

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like both

I like when the one memphis guy says “Let me put some south in your mouth!” It sounds vaguely suggestive and it makes me giggle.

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops that should say

“omg some horrible postgame interviews there”

by Timmy L. on Jul 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

he didn’t drop it!

by Steve. on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm rooting for tha AL

but I really would have enjoyed Miggy going yard on Pap

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No Kidding

If the AL is gonna lose, I want Papelbon to take the loss

by PhilR8 on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

there goes the black dress blonde

up the stairs.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL at the kid spitting next to Capn

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Rivera's kid, if you couldn't tell by looking at him.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ is on deck.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

RISP for the doctor

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go Adam!

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

S

Adam Jones has a chanc. To be ASB MVP

Just sayin.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

See below

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The iPhone doesn't want to cooperate tonight

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey duck

I have a stupid question for you.

You mentioned you were going to Columbia for some family stuff. Are you related to a John Duck by any chance? he was friends with my sister back in high school

by Steve. on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I know of

All my dad’s side is still in Suffolk, VA, as far as I know. He doesn’t really deal with his family, so I don’t know any of them.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also

It’s my in-laws who live in Columbia.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that pronounced suf-fuck?

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Jul 15, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

goodness, Adam

that bounced before you hit it.

by Steve. on Jul 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sac fly for AJ

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI AJS

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

SAC fly will work.

Nice RBI, Adam!

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by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Thank god he got it..

Or Youk might have…fucking works on a boat

by John Stephens on Jul 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver needs to be struck mute

What he’s doing to Youk is illegal in most Southern states

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by duck on Jul 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm good with it

that was a nice triple. Crawford in the running with the catch.

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needed AJ to bring him home.

Therefore, AJ = MVP.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

that sac fly going ahead rbi would be MBP in some scenarios, especially if this game had an MBP voting tonight. But doctor would win MBP anyways, since he is the only birdland player on the squad.

by Timmy L. on Jul 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Joe Nathan channeling Flat Breezy there?

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm.... game changing play

they show granderson’s triple, and then doctor’s sac fly??? Make up your damn minds, FOX

by Timmy L. on Jul 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTE JONES!

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Crawford got it!

Lets hear it for defense…

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Jul 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

How the fuck does Carl Crawford win it?

Another year where an Oriole gets screwed out of his deserved MVP.
Fatbrim should have had it last year, too.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

well twice a decade

is enough for the O’s in MLB’s eyes.

by Steve. on Jul 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised that somehow it didn't go to Pujols.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

if he hadn't gone 0-3...

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way

if it wasn’t for Crawfish, we’d have another extra inning situation

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Its okay guys

you did a great job and even though that play was routine for AJ, we all know he was the MVP!

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ gets the headline

<a href=“http:// ”http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090714&content_id=5873702&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="_blank">http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090714&content_id=5873702&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" >Jones’ sac fly delivers AL past NL

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on ESPN.com

Adam Jones is never mentioned. Not once. He only drove in the winning run…

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 15, 2009 7:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal is a tiny little man.

That explains so much about him.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

adam JONES, son!!!!!!

speaking of which… driving home from Beef’s turned the radio on to the JT the brick show… who made a dumbass comment along the lines of Adam Jones = Pacman “I roll in strip clubs with guns” Jones

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS JUST IN!!!

The NPL sucks.

Still.

When do we get to play the Japanese Central League team in a real All-Star game?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Jul 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

M's fans talk of Jones:

“Its bad enough we have to see him when we play the Orioles, we have to see him tonight”
“I want to stab my eye”
“Plus Tillman will be a regular for years to come is a stabbing of the eyes and pouring gasoline over yourself”

I hope you guys all saw this message, if not be very ashamed of yourself. BTW, who DID you guys think was the MVP. It was nice to hear the guys in the dugout yelling, way to go jonsey when he got back. Your welcome AL pennant winner, the O’s have given you home field advantage 2 years in a row.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 15, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I think you could make a case for Crawford or Jones.

Although if Curtis Granderson doesn’t leg out that triple, Jones’ flyout doesn’t score Granderson and this game might end differently.

by Tophr on Jul 15, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you read ESPN

He may as well have stayed home – they never mention his name in their game recap story. Not once.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 15, 2009 7:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Screw ESPN

If AJ would’ve struck out and Youk drove in the winning run that’s all they would be talking about.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 15, 2009 2:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

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