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Open Thread: Monday, July 27

Four days to the trade deadline. What will Andy do?

Sir Links-a-lot sez:

Jibber jabber.

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Anyone up?

Ka-POW.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jul 27, 2009 5:16 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah I'm up!

An hour later, but i’m up..The dog always gets me up around 6.. Anyway nice articles ZK, I especiallly love reading the minor league ones. And personally if Guthrie pitches better with Zaun why not make him his personal catcher? It has worked well in the past for some catchers. Steve Carlton is a perfect example, he at his best with his personal catcher tim mccarver.. Thats the first example that comes to mind, but i’m sure theres more..I’m not saying guthrie will turn in to l hall of famer, but it can’t hurt to try.. Give it a try trembley. After all, we know he likes to rest Wieters..

We all make mistakes in life. That takes nothing away from the good we've done in the time we were here. Thanks Steve Mcnair For Everything 1973-2009

by phillybmore on Jul 27, 2009 6:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree

When the Atlanta Braves had that run in the 90’s, Javy Lopez never caught Gregg Maddux, Eddie Perez was his personal catcher

"We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow." ~ Earl Weaver

by Graham71681 on Jul 27, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

AH!
Either way, I can care less, to be honest with you.

RICH HILL DID IT. HE SAID HE CAN CARE LESS. No, Rich, you COULDN’T care less.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jul 27, 2009 6:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn't like him already...

Now it’s personal.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...

Just quoted hideously out-of-context:

"There’s a lot of naysayers out there and people that say they can’t do it. I’ve had a lot of success and proving myself up here at this level and been successful, so it’s probably some jealously or something where they just don’t get it. I could care less really."

Any reasonable interpretation of these comments would be that he “could care less” about what the “naysayers” have to say about him.

Of course Rich has a lot of naysayers right now, and not without good reason. But I can’t imagine he would be able to turn things around if he obsessed over the negative things people have said about him.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Jul 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

First off, in that situation as well "couldn't" would be the correct thing to say.

That being said, though, that’s not where I quoted that from.
Saying you could care less means you care. Saying you couldn’t care less means you don’t care. In both situations, he meant to say the latter.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jul 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ahh...

I did not understand that you were playing grammar police in your original post. I thought you were trying to use the quote to suggest that Hill “couldn’t care less” about his performance on the mound, which is why I assumed it was out-of-context quote.

It seems a fairly small grammatical error, and could easily be chalked up to poor transcription. In any case, I believe Rich Hill cares, I’m just not sure he can pitch at the major league level successfully.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Jul 27, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha no worries. I figured this was the case becuase I was a little confused.

Rich Hill just needs to… Yeah. Blah. He’s not a very good pitcher, to play the role of Mrs. Obvious.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jul 27, 2009 4:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Crap. Does this mean I will be watching Jason Berken pitch on T-Shirt Tuesday?

I mean, I can accept not getting to see the beginning of The Future™’s career, but is it too much to ask to see a Brad Bergesen game for once? This will be my sixth game this year, and I’ve already seen Guthrie three times and Rich Hill once (the other was KOJI, in case you were curious).

It could be worse, though. It could be raining could be Mark Hendrickson getting the start.

To think, the rotation started the year with Hendrickson, Alfredo Simon, and ADAM EATON. Huh. You know what, I’m fine with seeing Berken; he beats the hell out of the other three! Well, kind of.

...Behold, a pale horse. The man that sat upon it was Wieters, and hell followed with him.

"BJ on the BE" - Kierkegaard

by Brett Jones on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I empathize with you

Last year, I saw two Garrett Olson starts, a Brian Burres start, and a Rad Liz start. There may have been a game or two more sprinkled in, but those four were so harrowing that I’ve forgotten all else.

We went 3-1 in those games, oddly enough, but it was more attributable to timely hitting than anything.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

odd, we must have been at the same exact games.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

quite possibly

although washington isnt exactly a decent opponent. took baez’s hit to win the game tho….

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him beat

Philly in Philly and Toronto in B’more. A bit better than the Gnats.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

100%

he has all of 3 wins, we’ve both been to 2 of them, so at leats one of those games had to over lap. Technically the odds of us both seing him Toronto weren’t 100%, but the odds of us being at 1 of the same games was.

In summation, Rich Hill is a bad pitcher.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats true

i didnt actually see him WIN against washington. baez got the win (and a hit!!), but hill pitched well enough to win tho.

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i quote you on that for a tagline?

“In summation, Rich Hill is a bad pitcher.” -daveh873

1933 was a bad year

by Senatorrosewater on Jul 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

go for it

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only seen one Hill start, in Washington. We won though. Other than that I've seen Koji and 3E.

We’ve won every game I’ve been to this season though. :)

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Jul 27, 2009 10:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think Hill can win tonight, I'll be there.

Last year was real bad. If you look through my scorebook you’d think that I was SEEKING OUT Burress and Olsen. I never saw Guthrie pitch last year. I saw Alfredo Simon’s first start, a Liz star, which we won. Everything else was Brian and Garrett.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 27, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea im up

i get to work at 7 freakin am

happy monday :-(

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 AM EDT reply actions  

The person who posted the clip seems to be a Treadwell apologist

which is fine. But I’ve seen the movie and that’s not the conclusion that I came to – sure, the bear was hungry and hungry animals are desperate and unpredictable, but these are wild animals who do not have the benefit of living with humans for 30,000 years like domesticated animals do. When you think you understand wild animals, you’re going to get hurt.

by PhilR8 on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

i just thought it was funny…..fuck you park service!

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

These are becoming must-match material every morning

My whole family ended up enjoying Arlington:The Rap yesterday.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

this one is not for children

fyi…..contains fuckword after fuckword

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed. :)

Kiddies weren’t in the room when I checked out the beginning.

“Fuck the fucking Park Service!”

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Treadwell?

I was in the NH woods this past weekend. We found a wild blueberry patch in an old field with bear scat throughout. My buddy was joking about him. I told him if a pissed bear comes wandering in, he should sacrifice himself Treadwell-style so the rest of us could skedaddle.

by drj on Jul 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quit yo' jibber jabber

I bought my sister a Mr. T key chain that has five buttons on it, and each one has a different Mr. T saying.

I also moved this weekend and have no internet access at home for the time being. It’s pretty much a fate worse than death.

I love that I made plans to go to Wednesday’s baseball game weeks ago and now it works out that Chris Tillman will be there. It kind of stink that he’ll be going against Greinke and thus less likely to get a win, but we can at least take solace in the fact that the Royals are 10-10 in Greinke’s starts. They have lost in games where he has allowed 1 run three times, 2 runs twice, 3 runs three times, 4 runs once, and 5 runs once.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 AM EDT reply actions  

good ol Erik Bedard

Mariners were dumb to keep him. Should have traded him when he was “healthy” two weeks ago. Wonder what type of contract he’ll get this offseason. I’m guessing a one year deal (maybe two) with a contender-type of team so he can prove hes not made of glass. Any team would be crazy to give him a long term deal.

by UMterp08 on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

How about...

Adam Jones, Chris Tillman, Kam Mickolio, George Sherrill, and Tony Butler for him? Nah, that’d be INSANE. Maybe i’d do Butler and Sherrill for Erik.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea that'd be a ridiculous fleecing

i have this vague memory tho…kinda like this trade actually happened before. maybe it was dream?

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Deja Vu

yea, no way that actually happened before. Who’d make that trade!?

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hill on the mound?

Chalk up a big L tonight. I might not even watch the game with that turd arm on the mound.

Things to look forward to this week:

1) NOLAN REIMOLD day on T-shirt Tuesday. I still need to talk one of my friends into going so I don’t arrive solo/like a loser at the game.

2)Tillman Day on Wednesday. Nuff said? Is Wieters catching Wednesday?

3) We are playing the Royals, a team arguably worse than we are.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Arguably?

Johnny, I understand that the road trip was ugly, but we were playing the MFY, PHN, and a contending Chicago team. Kansas City is a mess of a team, and even worse than they look when you consider the fact that they started 18-11 before the bottom dropped out. They’ve employed Sir Sidney, Bruce Chen, Ryan Freel, Looie Hernandez, Tony Pena Jr., and Yuniesky Betancourt (recently acknowledged as possibly the worst everyday player in MLB). Not to put too fine a point on it, but KC is worse than we are. I’m hoping for a series win at least.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant arguably more along the lines of

Royals fans would argue against us. Considering they are only 4 more losses and have Greinke I thought I’d throw it out there that its not an unreasonable argument. We definitely have more potential than the Royals, but I just have a hard time saying the sentence “We are better than…” right now, unless the next two words are “the Natinals”.

Just my opinion though.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea...

i’d say any team that has an equally bad or worse record than we do and does not have to play the Red Sox, Yankees, and Rays a billion times a year is worse than us. The O’s arent good, but playing in the AL East can make almost any team seem worse then they are.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jibber Jabber?

?

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

He's the Jr Jibber Jabber

One day, he’ll father his own annoying, sprong-necked abominations and he’ll know Jibber Jabber’s pride…and public shame.

by Dr Orpheus on Jul 27, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

jib jab?

this land will surely vote for me! Memories…

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 27, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

FROM KAL EE FOR NEE YA...

…. to the New York Isl….

>smack<

Hey! What’d I do?

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did 3E and David Hernandez use MFY Stadium as a springboard?

Steve Melewski argues the point on his blog. A good read.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it...

but bravo to the mods for posting the rules/guidelines thread! Seriously, I’m so happy to see something like that, and I’ll give it 100% support. I am one of the newer users, but I already love checking this place out and reading all the funny comments from my fellow long-suffering Oriole fans. Makes my daily cup of coffee at work so much more fun.

Thanks again for keeping this site awesome…..

by NewYorkOriole on Jul 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oops

I meant to say funny ‘and insightful’

well, most of the time, at least. :-p

by NewYorkOriole on Jul 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My upcoming rotation

In no particular order, because I’m too lazy to look up the current order…

Guthrie
Iceberg
Hernandez
Tillman
not Hill, not Berken (Waters?)

Send Berken down to work on things. Try to get Hill through waivers, or see if we can get a spare part for him. He’s not going to be useful in the bullpen with his control issues. If we lose him, too bad. These two have been evaluated, and it is time for them to work on their issues. They are both approaching Eaton territory (although nobody gave up base hits like Eaton). I don’t hate them but I think it’s time we give someone else a shot, and to set the example that we are expecting a sub 6 ERA from our starters. We have plenty of talent waiting in the wings.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

how soon upcoming?

I told my friend today that next year’s opening day rotation would probably look like this:

Guthrie
Bergesen
Tillman
Hernandez
Arrieta/Patton/Erbe

I think one of those last three break camp with the club and get some starts. Berken goes to the pen, Hill goes away, and Koji goes to the pen. I think it’s possible that two of those last three break camp with the club and one of them fills the long relief position. Maybe I’m rushing them a bit still?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arfrieta won't get to AAA this year, I'm afraid.

He’s on the 3E plan for next year – go to Norfolk, be lights out, and you’ll earn your pormotion.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arrieta is already in AAA

But I hear that Arfrieta guy down in AA has been awesome this year. ;-)

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matusz......that's what I meant

How the hell did I ever get to be a mod, anyway?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

longevity

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Obviously a lifetime achievement award at best

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I figured Matusz would need (or be required to take) another year in the minors. So we’re on the same page.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if Matusz gets a September callup

He’s got a major league contract, and he hasn’t been challenged in the minors yet. He’s been putting up video game numbers at Frederick and Bowie.

And he’s older than Tillman, so it wouldn’t be rushing him ;)

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will probably depend on innings

This is his first year in professional baseball so they will probably want to shut him down.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, he's at 100 IP right now

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How?

Does Guts remain #1 in your ideal rotation? I’m confused

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I think he starts opening day just b/c he’s been around longest. I don’t think he’s the best pitcher out of that group but I do think that they give him the ball opening day. After that, who cares.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

what’s so confusing? “Guthrie?” The fact that Guthris is on top? Or are you really confused at all? I have a suspicion that you aren’t actually confused you just don’t agree with me. But I can’t say that I disagree with your rotation either.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused as to why...

someone would put a +5 ERA guy who gives HRs away like they are candy on Halloween as their opening day pitcher. At the beginning of the year, I understood people’s stubbornness to back Guts at all costs (I mean the guy was good for us in the past). At this point I do not understand it. 3E has proven he has the stuff and has been great. I do not understand, as it stands right now, why he would not be the opener.

And I am confused as to why you are being so sassy.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for "sassy"

I think that, if by some miracle, Guthrie turns it around and has a solid rest of the season, that he’ll be the OD pitcher due to his veteranosity, but should things stay the way they are, they have to go with Bergy.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year is more likely

than a comeback for Guts this year, I reckon.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can appreciate the use of sassy.

Mainly b/c I hate when people say, “I’m confused…blah, blah, blah…”

I just threw Guts up there b/c I think the team will (right or wrong) throw him out there opening day. I don’t necessarily agree with his suckage either but that’s what I think will happen. Diamond Dave will be all, “we gotta protect these young guys from opening day.” Even though Bergesen’s been up since May of the previous year.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't mean to poke a nerve on the pet peve

Just wanted to know why you thought Guts would be the OD pitcher. Now I do.

Yeah I could definitely see Dave using that logic, that is, if he is the manager next year.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm thinking in the next week or two

I agree with Koji to the pen, he doesn’t have the durability to start, esp outdoors in the summer, and I’m thinking that we’ll deal Sherrill and/or Baez, creating bullpen need.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill vs. Bruce Chen

this is awesome

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

As I pointed out on my blog

Bruce hasn’t won an MLB game since game #162 of the 2005 season (Oct. 2), when the O’s beat the Rays 6-2 for his career-high 13th W. The only O’s who played that day and are still with the team are Memlo and Chris Ray (well, sorta). No TB player from that game is still with them (Crawford had the day off).

Chen must be salivating over the chance to oppose Rich Hill.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

9-7 o’s… at the end of the first inning

by Timmy L. on Jul 27, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea on second thought it is awesome

cuz there arent that many pitchers out there that are worse than rich hill. bruce chen (although panama’s best player EVER) happens to be one of them

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee and Mariano Rivera would like a word with you

Although I am certain that Bruce Chen tells way better jokes.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah right..

this is going to end up being a 1 zippy O’s win, but Bruce “Not by the hair of my chenny chen” Chen will have a no no. That’s just way these games work.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Jul 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like your opinions

I can go to one game this week.

Should I go to Nolan t-shirt night, or Tillman’s start?

Tuesday’s game is looking more likely, because of my fam’s schedule, but I’d like to know which one y’all would pick.

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If only Tillman were starting Tuesday instead of Wednesday!

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the choice

You GOTTA go see Tillman.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yeah, I wish I could go to both, but driving from DC to Bmore during rush hour is a once-a-week event

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardy har har

in my case, making that same trip (nova to bmore) is like a once-in-a-blue-moon event. hence, ive only been to 5 o’s games this year (two were in DC)

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha yeah we don't actually go once a week

I just meant, doing it twice in one week is not really an option. I’ve only been to 6 O’s games this year and 4 were in Baltimore (the others were in DC and Philly).

Out of curiousity, do you ever go to Nats games when the O’s aren’t there? Just asking, as one DC-area person to another…

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman. T-shirts are overrated. If you really want one, go to ebay after the game. Seeing Tillman pitch live can’t be replicated.

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

until his next start.....

those markakis bp jerseys were selling for like 30 bucks on ebay!

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah, but it's an either/or question.

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I got the only t-shirt I ever really wanted this way. Spend the dough to see a decent pitcher.

by drj on Jul 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a Nolan shirt as badly as anyone else

but this is Tillman Greinke. Gotta go with Wednesday

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Jul 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Rich Hill wanting to pitch at Fenway

I’m sure the Red Sox would have liked to see him pitch at Fenway as well.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

:)

good one.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bowie

Anyone going to the Baysox game today? Matusz!

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Jul 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Me!

I saw his 8 IP, 1 H start and decided I wanted to see him pitch as much as possible before he goes to Norfolk.

by wickedwitch on Jul 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody know a good pitching pickup for fantasy?

my team has dropped off the map lately with nearly my entire original pitching staff on the DL

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

my team is attrocious so take no advice from me

But i’ve taken to picking up whatever decent starter is pitching against the Nats and it’s working out so far.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is probably a good strategy.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

excellent photo of Brian on the top of this thread. Way to go, Winslow Townson of the AP.

Camden Chat makes it extremely difficult to edit documents at work.

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody know who Rickety Crickets is in CC Fantasy League?

Dude/dudette needs to get their roster updated.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

My team is so awful, but at least I pay attention

One of the guys in my league, here is his roster:

C- Victor Martinez
1B- Carlos Delgado (DL)
2B- Orlando Hudson
3B- Marco Scutaro
SS – Khalil Greene (DL)
OF – Adam Lind
OF- Carlos Quentin
OF – Alfonso Soriano
UTIL – Paul Konerko
B – Rickie Weeks (DL)
B – Howie Kendrick
B – Shane Victorino
B – Hunter Pence
B – Jhonny Peralta
DL – Melvin Mora
DL – Alex Rodriguez

SP – Rich Harden
SP – Chris Volstad
RP – Brandon Morrow (NA)
RP – (empty)
P – Chris Young (DL)
P – Aaron Harang
BN – Brandon Webb (DL)
DL – Trevor Hoffman

He hasn’t done anything on the site since April 22 and you should see how far behind he is on all of his positions and pitching numbers. He also has 16 points. He’s in last place in every category except average. He is SO not getting asked back next year.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will take his spot

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Camden Chat has it’s own fantasy league!!!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm good at fantasy baseball!!!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

minors not allowed in my league

sorry, that’s the policy

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

how old do you have to be to be a “major”

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have to ask, you're not

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are a couple, actually.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i the only one

who thikns Kauffman is a very beautiful stadium?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

thinks

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HATE COMCAST

THEY ARE BULLSHIT

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i know

just got fios. Much better

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not an option where I live

Comcast or Direct TV only.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Jul 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that sucks

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ergo, get directv.
problem solved.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for internet, dude.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coulda told you that 12 years ago.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anybody else almost get obliterated by that storm yesterday?

I was out driving right when the worst of the hail hit in Owings Mills. Had my wipers on max speed and it was coming down so fast I had zero visibility.

I avoided hitting a tree while going about 10 mph on a 40mph road just by virtue of being in the left lane. The tree was down over the right lane and I did not see it until it was right next to me. Farther down the road, a tree was blocking both lanes in my direction and I had to dip around the double yellow to get by.

I thought I was going to die, or at least get in some accident and be stuck with horrendous auto insurance premiums for life. When I was little, I was afraid of snakes and tornadoes and I’d have nightmares about that. Now that I’m older, I have nightmares about high insurance premiums. It’s weird.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i had one the day before yesterday

MONSOON!!!!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone have..

season tix?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Since we're open threading...

I went to Sam’s Wholesale today at lunch to pick some things up for a boy’s weekend camping trip and bought this huge container of little square pretzels with peanut butter in the middle. I HIGHLY recommend these things.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Utz Sweet Potato chips

find them, eat them, love them.

Of course since you live in a god forsaken part of the country you probably won’t be able to find them.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

utz chips

awesome

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude...

if they’re at Sam’s or Wal-Mart I can find them in any town of 2500 people or more.

I’m not a big chip guy but I’ll definitely give them a try. I do like those sea salt cracker things.

And Oklahoma’s not so bad. I mean, hardly anyone rides their horse anymore and we got the ’lectricity a few months ago.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have actually had them shipped to myself.

utz has a decent mail-order portal

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and, btw

Utz Sour Cream & Onion = best sour cream and onion EVER. Nothing else comes close. Herr’s is a DISTANT second.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

trader joe's has those

they are the bee’s knees

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I pretty much could shop at Trader Joe’s for three items: peanut butter-filled pretzel nuggets, sea salt pita chips and chocolate covered mini pretzels.

If left to my own devices I might try to subsist on these exclusively.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like their whole grain crackers

but then, I’m old. Also their coffee selection kills.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i usually

just go to the general store once in the spring and once in the fall and buy my corn meal, flour, and coffee in bulk burlap sacks.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...and Salt

b/c you have to keep that meat fresh in the smoke house somehow.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the general store

that’s also the post office and hitchin’ post, right? and doesn’t edna sell some pies on the counter there?

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Z...get your facts straight

A hitchin’ post is where I tie my horse in front of the general store. I got ‘hitched’ by the justice of the peace. And Edna’s been dead 10 years now.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry for your loss.

that was the dysentery, wasn’t it? i remember that goin’ round a while back.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

She just grabbed

the wrong blanket from the white man. Shit happens.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, I am liking you more with every comment

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

kool aid should be the O's sponser

they could have an ad with the kool aid dude saying oh Yeah and the O is orioles o, and you can get Orioles Orange Kool Aid at the games.
:))

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

yah that too

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if anyone watches the NFL

but Vick was reinstated today. He can partake in training camp and preseason stuff. However, he can only participate in the last 2 preseason games and won’t be able to play till week 6.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

If you could stand the media circus (and if Burress was actually going to get to play this year) you coudl pick up a couple athletes on the cheap this year.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should make up a team

of current players that have been charged and convicted of crimes. Stuff other than DUI. They usually knock that one out in the first year or two in the league.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Ray Lewis count?

He was charged, but not convicted….

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so...

I hate to get too free with our team but I think Ray definitely has a place on this team. Along with the receiver that killed someone with his bentley. And wasn’t there a Rams LB that did the same about 6-7 years ago?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

leonard little i think it was

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pleaed guilty to obstruction of justice...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris henry, pacman jones, michael vick

i’m in court house so much they call me MICHAEL VICK

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have they announced what it was dependent on?

I hope it requires a shitload of stuff for him to do (public service announcements which he’s apparently said he won’t do – asshole) and he either doesn’t get it done or fails a drug test or something else retarded.

In case it’s not obvious already I’m a dog lover…

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to get too far into this...

but he’s done the time. More time than 99% of the people convicted of the same thing probably do. They’ve made an example out of him. I agree, he should probably be under a microscope but I don’t have a problem with him not wanting to do a public service announcement.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are other penalties than jail time when you operate a criminal enterprise for multiple years in a row.

If I did that and get caught you think I’d get my old job back? Don’t think so.

And just curious why are you ok with him not doing a public service announcement? You don’t think it’s a reasonable thing to expect of somebody who does that and then claims to see the evil in his ways and be reformed? People expect that of DUI convicts – what’s the difference?

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If your

job was professional football I think you would. Ray Lewis did.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the court

order him to do a PSA?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just asking…I don’t know the facts jack. Did they order him to and he won’t? I mean, I think the animal lovers have grandstanded enough.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How exactly is it grandstanding to differentiate between somebody being convicted of running a criminal enterprise for multiple years and somebody who may or may not have been involved in a single incident or had a DUI once? I think the intent in the crimes are entirely different and should be treated as such.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i gotta go

I’ll say that I think it was really shitty what he did and he probably deserved his jail time. But I’m also in the camp that believes he’s served his time let him be.

we can pick this up tomorrow if you please.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Jul 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

zknower,


best use of photoshop i’ve seen in my life!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

what does iirc

stand for

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I got yelled at the other day. make your pics a ltille smaller

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

reply button…it’s sitting right there…you can do it!

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sick of you and your reply button comments

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure. The good news is that there’s a REALLY simple solution!

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

bhahahahahah

+as many as necessary to start reply button usage

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't get enough

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't flatter yourself

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep going!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is the perceived flattery? I was confused about whether you were replying to me (as indicated by the location of your response), because it didn’t really make sense.

BUT I am indeed happy that you actually used the reply button. Now we can work on using it correctly! :)

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

any one else notice

there screen names both have the words O’s and 21

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your a quick one

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you mean by quick?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

or are you referring to twistedlgoic

who doesn’t seem to like me.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

false

i like everyone. except of course the people i dont…….

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Guy Fierri?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that logic is...

….mmmm…..there’s a word for it.

gnarled?

tangled?….

hmmm

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not going to answer that one

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a rather sarcastic way of saying

you are a little slow on the uptake. in fact, the fact that i’m pointing this out isnt helping your cause

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

open threads

where ANYTHING goes. ANYTHING.

no matter how inane.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just me

or does twistedlogic not really like me

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah easy fella

i was just replying to his statement

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

just checking

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope you don't think YOU were being implicated...

…in the inanity.

On the contrary, I felt you were helping to dispel it.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

inane

defention please

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

1) Look it up, we’re not your lackeys
2) It’s “definition”, not “defention”

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly:

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah now im lost

it’s really hard to tell what comment you replied to

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when we 13....

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

were

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is 13

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he really?

Damn if that’s the case I’ll feel badly about using so much profanity…

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he is

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea he is

fuck, i just realized how much profanity ive been using……being corrupted so younggg

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

such a fucking shame

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

“fuck, i just realized how much profanity ive been using”

and there I go lolling again.

(someday I’ll learn how to do the “quote” thing with the box around the text…)

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

press the quotes in the box above where you're typing

type your text

then click on the quotes, and get

type your text

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at the monster i created

i’m proud of it

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thank you!

that was nice!

by the way, I also appreciate the clarification between FanPosts and FanShots in that rules posting you did. I was going to email someone asking about the difference, then I checked back and there it was, all explained.

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

the rules are still a work in progress. we never really had any before, but the time has clearly come. thanks for checking back in. i’m sure there will be a few more iterations.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i supposed take that in a good way or a bad way

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take it how you want

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

good grief

its impossible to tell what comment that was a reply to

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you imagine if profanity was banned on this blog

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

insane?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, inane.

look it up.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay new vocab word!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

FYi I’m not stupid slow.

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea yea i know

and its inane. actually this is a good learning experience

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

** it's

ZING!

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i welcome knowledge!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

“in fact, the fact that i’m pointing this out isnt helping your cause” made me lol. In fact i’m still lolling.

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how I feel about conjugating “lol” haha

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can also go with lollercoaster

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

little

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus thats a pic I never would want to see really.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Teenage angst

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reliving 15 years ago...

Mom I hate you, I can’t wait until I’m 18, then I’m outta this place.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont cause
a feeling of dread, anxiety, or anguish.
dictionary.com

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I?

if so i’m sorry

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured it was mostly Monday at work angst

But I guess teen angst could be another explanation.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

but that involves being a teen, which i dont believe we have many of here

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

im the center of attention right now!

right?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

no

i just think threads are so darn awesome

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The body of evidence in this thread overwhelmingly points towards a particular conclusion

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

man i hate teenage stero-types

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i want be an o's beat writer

that would be awesome!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone still here

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bye

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to go talk to my 4 year old.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yea my bad guys

i take off for a few mins and the party ends….but im back now!

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

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