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Royals (38-59) at Orioles (42-55)

Kansas City Royals at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Rich Hill, are you ready for your close-up?

The tall, lanky, and so far unsuccessful curveballer goes for the Orioles tonight, and it’s no exaggeration to say this start might determine his employment with the Orioles. His Win-Loss record is a pedestrian 3-3, and that hides a horde of ugly numbers behind it. 7.64 ERA. 1.83 WHIP. Almost as many walks (37) as strikeouts (45).

As Rich Hill looks for a light at the end of the tunnel, he’s looking at a freight train named Chris Tillman. Dave Trembley won’t officially announce it (although the O’s website already has), but everyone and their grandmother knows Chris Tillman starts Wednesday for the Orioles. And some has got to go. And Dave Trembley has let Rich Hill know the seemingly-endless patience he’s had up to this point is indeed finite:

"I would say he’s had a tremendous opportunity here and has been extended every measure of patience by all of us," manager Dave Trembley told the Orioles’ official Web site. "I have to look at the situation for what it is and see what we can do to make it better."

Hill has a few factors in his favor, the first being he’s out of options. If the Orioles want to let him go, he’s gone, baby, gone. Unless no other team thinks they can make him a serviceable MLB pitcher, and with that curveball, some one will, and unless he decides after 29 other teams pass on him that Norfolk is a nice place to spend the summer, this may well be the last time we see Rich Hill.

So, as Cecil B. DeMille may well have asked… Mr. Hill, are you ready for your close-up?


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2009 - Bruce Chen 0-5 6 5 0 0 0 0 26.0 29 19 19 6 9 16 6.58 1.46


W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - Rich Hill 3-3 14 12 0 0 0 0 55.1 64 50 47 7 37 45 7.64 1.83

 



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Beat Bruce Chen

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BONUS POINTS

For not misquoting Sunset Boulevard, as so many do.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what an awesome movie.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Jul 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

soo.... Chen v. Hill

Rich,…. you can do it!

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, so Bruce Chen's HR/9 is way worse than Guts

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm ready for my closeup Mr. Demented."

I think duck was thinking of Cecil B. DeMented

by drj on Jul 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a big John Waters fan

And I’ve never seen that movie.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

My mom

was in that movie.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Palmer will be on TV

the last time I watched Hill start on TV, Palmer had a lot to say about him… kept tearing him to shreads in fact

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do I feel like this is going to defy the odds and end up with a 2-1 final?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the best outcome for both sides is a bloodbath.

I’m looking forward to a 19-13 O’s win, and will be disappointed with anything less.

1933 was a bad year

by Senatorrosewater on Jul 27, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

eh.. i'd just as soon prefer

19-6 if its all the same. enough that hill sucked, without the BP sucking too

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 27, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it for yourself Hill

Your job depends on it.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else' Tv acting weird?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.tv?

yes

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No MASN

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It's on MASN 2 tonight

Because apparently people want to watch the Nationals in HD in 30 minutes.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice start Rich

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Freel is a Royal?!?!?

Really?
Bruce Chen?!?!

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Sidney Ponson, too.

It’s a home for former Orioles.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you wonder why their record is WORSE than ours....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That name makes me shudder

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They snapped up some former crappy O's this offseason

It worked wonders for both teams as you can tell by the standings.

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Jul 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where IS Daniel Caberra now, anyway?

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He refused a MiL assignment

and is currently a free agent somewhere…

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes and yes

Jays had Fahey, Millar, and BJ Ryan
Nats had DCab, Cintron, Patterson, and Bynum.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the order of descent is Chicago Cubs to Baltimore to KC

I hope They’re getting Rich Hill his locker ready

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich, you suck.

Learn to hold a runner, jerk.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

My MASN is all scrambled.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hells Bells

Geez, Rich, I just got my beer open after looking for an opener and man on third ALREADY?

I hear Norfolk is beautiful this time of year…

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

At this rate, he's destined for Kansas City

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard good things about Bluefield.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

he will have allll the time in the world to visit Norfolk if he pitches like this

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing i didnt tune in yet

ps shoulda left markakis in the clean up spot

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I didn’t even realize Markakis was #4 yesterday until a few minutes ago… perhaps a little experiment for if/when they trade Huff?

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently!!

Also to clarify, I didn’t realize Markakis was 4th because I wasn’t watching the game, not because I’m an idiot

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you missed a….win? did i just say win?

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm keeping the stache Aubrey when you go

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a shame

Ponson pitched yesterday, we wont get a chance to face him or boo him

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably for the best, really.

I’m not sure the mound has enough structural integrity to hold him.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey thats WBC's fault

he never woulda been drug tested if it hadnt been for the WBC….otherwise he’d still be on diet pills

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He isn't even worth a boo

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember in 2000 I went to Monday night Raw and Sidney was there

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is the joke of the day

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it's hard for anyone to top Omar Minaya today

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Chen is the joke of the day, isn't he?

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel:

“But he’s a lefthander and he’s breathing, so he’s still pitching in the major leagues.” LOL!

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

It's gonna be a hard hitting score-fest.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

With Rich Hill pitching, the other team doesnt actually need to hit the ball to score a lot of runs.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh burn

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do iittttt

Huff just smacked a single, too

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

huff???

wow i really had better go turn this on. rare feat that is….

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The doctor is IN

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ADAM JONES, SON!

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones, son!

That’s our All-Star!

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD BYE HOME RUN

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ I say

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

in dave's defense

melvin mora is a champion bunter. plus thats all he does well (unless you include scowling)

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won many world series with game changing bunts

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sperminator...

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce Chen giving up homers at Camden Yards

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

http://www.mvn.com/oriolecentral

by Oriole on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops!

There goes Bruce Chen’s perfect game.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

switch to standard and you'll see it on time

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, does that matter?

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw that!

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that picture was amazing.

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you guys were joking about Jones bunting and then I saw it waaay after it happened. I’m a little late, but WTF is up with A.J. bunting.

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup - the HD feed is 3-4 minutes behind live for some reason

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the upconvert

notice that tvs are the same way (thats assuming masn2 fucking had hd)

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that right?

I had no idea! What the fuck science? You’re letting me down bigtime!

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No there's no way that's true.

I’ve got the Rays-Yankees game on YESHD and it is just ahead of gameday. But if I switch to nextdef on mlb.tv it’s the same 5 minutes behind gameday.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kid you not

i dunno how it works for the online stuff. that could be connection related. but i know for tvs its the upconvert to 1080p that creates the delay

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'll be

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday

not a single one of those pitches was actually a strike.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Hirschbeck is blind.

And apparently has Bruce Chen confused with a “good pitcher”

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They weren't.

Strikes are several inches outside the plate tonight, apparently

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that should help Rich Hill

right?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That commercial with the Oriole bird is disturbing

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

you turned on the game, I take it?

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha not yet

although if huff gets hits tonite im gonna be pissed. i sat him on my fantasy team for billy butler

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

billy butler sounds like a porn name

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

although i picked up jim johnson

so that when sherrill gets traded, i’ll have sherrill and johnson (although sherrill prolly wont close elsewhere)

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

over under 18 runs in this game

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

freelin' bad

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad we got rid of that whiny little....whiny guy.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But do you KNOW how good he can be

If only SOMEONE would give him a fair shot for once in his life?

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i forgot he was on the team at one point in time

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lazy ass

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Rich Hill

So bad at holding runners they steal when he throws to first

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

For somebody who puts so many runners on base

You’d think Hill would be a little better at holding runners….

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon

its bad enough for him to throw strikes. lets not overburden him

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill is terrible at holding runners.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was commenting on a specific point of his terribleness.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If terribleness is a twinkie

Rich Hill is a twinkie the size of Manhattan

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

go switch hitting jesus!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

Ryan Freel has angered His Wietersness

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

thats very bad for freel

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"And even that doesn't make any sense...because Melvin is so slow"

+100000000000 to Gary

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently Bruce Chen thinks Mora is still fast.

Hint: He’s not.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nor is he happy.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"And Bruce is thinking...

“I know Melvin Mora, he;s not going anywhere.”

Well said, 3DG

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw to the plate, jerkass.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh I forgot about Bruce Chen

and how he would throw over like 50 times trying to pick the runner off

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You aren't drinking enough!

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, no wine chiller at your convenience store?

I live on the Eastern Shore and even we have them!

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may have gone classier than the Night Train.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would not believe the wine choices

at the convenience store nearest my house. We’re talking over 100. Crazy good selection.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the only one like that

It just happens to be by my house.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

what an excellent choice of home then

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wine? At a convenience store?

I’m stuck in the alcohol hell that is Pennsylvania.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know about PA's alcohol laws

until a trip to Pittsburgh two weeks ago. Wow – you have to go to a bar or a distributor to get BEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And wine and liquor only in state-owned stores

The six-packs you can buy in bars are also way overpriced, and the people that work in the wine store are clueless. I dont even bother trying to find a specific bottle anymore, i have to just figure it out once i get there.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

How has there not been armed rebellion yet?

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, new drinking game

Drink every time Bruce Chen throws over to first.
Hope you brought a 12 pack…

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm game

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

got my money on 20 pickoffs

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I still hate the hit and run

Dumbest play in baseball.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone really ought to send DD about 20 copies of Earl Weaver's book

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or just e-mail him the YouTube link to that Manager's Corner

Ah, the classics…

Host Tom Marr: Bill Whitehouse, Earl, from, uh, Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you and the Orioles don’t go out and get some more team speed?

Weaver: Team speed? For Christ sake. You get fucking god dammed little fleas on the fucking bases, getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big cock suckers that can hit the fucking ball out of the ball park, and you can’t make any god damned mistakes.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the part about women and what they ought to spend their time on

Funny how nobody ever comments on THAT part.

/not misogynistic

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't talk about "team speed"

That’s why I always use this part.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...in a way it does...

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, Alice Sweet

I’m a lady and a feminist but I think that part — and the whole damn thing — is hilarious

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10 to you then

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite Bruce Chen joke of the day

Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I forget how it ended but I woke up exhausted

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's how Mora gave the finger to Bruce Chen

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap he stole

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

steal home melvin!!!!

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would you hack at the first pitch, B-Rob? WHY?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like you'll have the lead in no time at all then

Our bullpen is no better than Chen

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surprised that one wasn't called a strike

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i repeat

STEAL HOME MELMO

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

time for a double steal

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRIPLE STEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

quadtruple steal!!!!

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sextuple steal

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

infinity steal!

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

QUINTUPLE STEAL!

Oh wait…

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

doc battin 300. dont get out

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

owwwwwwwwch

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, not the ideal way to get an RBI, but...

Adam doesn’t seem to be complaining.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

beaned AJ!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

all 9 royals

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

at once

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My money is on the first base coach.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Royals mascot...all the way in KC

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is not a strike, Hirshbeck.

Jackass.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The magic of Orioles baseball? :(

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

get al micheals!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about this drinking game

Drink everytime the Royals do something that ONLY the Orioles would do

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Like letting Bruce Chen pitch in a real live MLB game?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRINK!

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FECK! ARSE!

If anyone gets this reference, I give you a no-prize.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Father Jack

If only we were so wise

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That money was only resting in my account!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Com'on...you know that the Royals' front office is!

Not to mention Joe Posnanski…

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo huff

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff is a douche really but when he does something good you cheer right?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

um...what?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is a douche outside of baseball

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sure...well, maybe

But what difference does it make, really?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

baltimore is a horses---town

yah you could say that

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So let the douche outside the game, I'm not going to Boo him

Cause I want him to grow my stache back for me.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...that was YOUR stache?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

diss

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep he grew it for me

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was her moustache-ride

/ bans self

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn right and I used no hands

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"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

....and it got too real for me

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

strange discussion

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is not the response I was expecting.

Points for the unexpected.

Even if it is an image that is forever seared into my retinas.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well at this rate

It’ll be with the Royals on Wednesday

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill sucks.

At least this experiment will end in about 36 hours.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

God willing

And MacPhail willing

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not unless berken tanks big!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

O I hope it does.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn autoloading

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

rich hill

you are ruining a game that i was enjoying for the most part

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankly though

Hill pitching well would have been the absolute worst thing that could happen IMHO…because then it would be more Hill for another month

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And DD has a pretty quick hook (for him) tonight

I think DD’s been pushing for this for weeks.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill

Nice knowing you, hope you find your way somewhere else…like York.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I sincerely hope he clears waivers and we can put him in Norfolk (or lower)

He has decent stuff, he just needs to really rebuild his delivery. I’m not convinced theres not a major league arm in there somewhere, I’m just done waiting for it to appear on the major league roster.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heu now, we have our own issues

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

im almost

pleased to see him doing poorly, it means he wont be with us much longer

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE THE BUM OUT

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Bass is up in the pen.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hendrickson could find the plate much more often.

He just found the middle of it way too much.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wild thing, you make my heart sink.

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch is a strike for Chen

Hirshbeck you asshole.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

"That's going to be it for Rich Hill"

Truer words

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

see you later Rich Hill

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, Rich, you're just...

not good.

2007 was great though, you’ve always got that.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

And daniel cabrera, the Taxi to Nowhere, had that almost no hitter.

That and five bucks gets him two gallons of gas.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alas, poor Rich, I knew him well...

See ya, and don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya…

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Just let your keys on the table

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if berken does REALLY bad

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hasn't he already done that

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not this bad.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

they could keep hill

if gives up like 6 or 7 runs in the first inning

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean Waters

Always want to call him rivers for some reason

by O! on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

just tuned in

just in time to see Rich Hill’s last walk

(as an Oriole?)

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's hope his record stays 3-3

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINS ARE IMPORTANT

WE SHOULD KEEP HILL HE IS CLOSE TO .500 and BERKEN IS WAY UNDER .500

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"THis is a big at-bat" Gary says

And Ryan Freel is up. I like our chances.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

me 2 duck

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why I like KC

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary has amazing insight

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And at-bats like that

are why Ryan Freel is now playing for the Royals.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Next stop: Weshintin Natinals

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals and O's

201? ALCS!!!
I’m serious

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that long

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That joke never gets old

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know figured it out

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

phew

all is right in the world

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not really funny to me

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if tillman, arrieta and matsuz all all are very good

then yes

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor freel

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmmmmm

Amber

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my...mmmmmmmmmmmmm Nicky

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twisted I want to see a pic of your Greek self.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

im only half greek

dont have crazy greek hair or anything

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still want to see it. Mine is in my avatar with my kid, though I have lost weight..Ahem

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and it just got too real for me....again

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, I'm all caught up

Just remember folks, you can’t spell “shit” without R-I-C-H-H-I-L-L

Man, DD looked like he wanted to punch him out when he gave him the hook.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He did look like he wanted to physcially strike him....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like

“this was your last shot and you blew it”

by SidewinderX on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That gets a rec

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're only saying that because you're lobbying for a job with the Mets

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And move to THAT city?

No way.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF dude

no reason to take potshots

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 28, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to beat him in the parking lot

with a tire iron.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

And you were doing so good at the Reply button tonight....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe that was a +1 for Nolan's stolen base

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duck come on man

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have your own leagcy of never replying

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have your own legacy of being 13

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy now.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's just end this now

I don’t like the direction this is heading. Any further comments will be hidden.

Thus spake the mod.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoken like a true 13 year old

/please don’t ban me

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like a 13 year old would use "spake"

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what year olds do you teach duck?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be 14 and 15

and some 16 and the occassional 17

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

thats “rediculous”

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just trying to keep things neat and tidy.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pot, kettle's on Line 1

You of ALL people should be calling anyone else out for not following CC rules.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw Duck, thanks for posting in yesterdays gamethread after it was over

That guy was getting a little too intense but i didnt feel like i had an authority to more than politely suggest he chill out a little.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry it wasn't sooner

Didn’t get to devote my full attention to it yesterday.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Email the mods

Most of us have email on our phones, and if we’re not in the thread, we’ll notice the email sooner rather than later.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimold never ran this much in the minors

Maybe I should have picked him up on my fantasy team

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

go swithcing jesus!!!!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

switch hitting

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a switching Jesus would be a pretty darn good Jesus

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn it matt

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate to says this

but fuck you matt wieters. K’s with RISP are against the rules

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa

calm down

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry mate

but i have some anger issues on occasion

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just think if OsFan21 was here...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's in just the comment title....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me take a crack at it

Fuck, I’m fucking sick of all these fucking Ks with RISP. They’re against the fucking rules!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets see, interjection. adverb. adjective.

Good, but we can do better. Theres still several parts of speech fuck can be used as that have been left untouched.

by kba26 on Jul 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy, vey

I don’t get the stat about the O’s hitting so well with RISP. Seems like they are getting forever stranded, whenever I’m looking.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

stop looking!

J/K often thought the same thing

by O! on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izzy, I needed you to catch that!

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ya

web gem down the drain

by SidewinderX on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's that one?

6-3 DP!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

stranding runners on base

the new darn oriole way!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

smooth sailing over here.

which is surprising given my laptop’s recent tendency towards randomly freezing

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

let rich hill pitch more!!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's not.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me, and I'm on an old laptop

on a DSL connection.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little late but gotta say, I love Nolan's steals

especially because he’s such a big guy. He reminds me of a dinosaur somehow. I told this to my brother and he said, “Reimosaurus.”

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Nolan

We need some more of whatever he’s doing.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking pitches and not overswinging?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets play a game!

how bout some trivia

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, no.

We’re here to watch a game. Stay focused, young man.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats sound like a teacher!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you do NOT want to hear my teacher voice

let alone my wrestling coach voice.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll start a new thread at 500 if people are having problems

although honestly, we don’t usually run into issues until 750 or so.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

how amny did that mariners game have?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my first gamethread!

FYI

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We noticed.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

that makes he feel so happy!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, my

we are snarky tonight.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

jeez

and usually I’M the snarky one

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one was sitting right there on the tee

duck just got here first to knock it out.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm two beers in

and my tolerance level grows lower by the moment.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chen with the fielding hustle

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this game that I'm watching?

Oh, that’s right. It’s the Orioles.

nvm

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

As Jim Ross would say, it's "bowling shoe ugly".

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiiiick

it pains me when you take the 3rd strike

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You must have a prescription for Valium

with the amount of times he’s done that this year.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

im kinda like house

poppin pain pills everytime rich hill pitches

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm yes Valium would ease the hurt

OR he could make flippin’ awesome catches like that!! There we go Nicky!!!

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 1-2-3 inning by Chen?

Isn’t that a sign of the apocolypse?

by O! on Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yea the mayans fucked up

the end of the world is actually 7-27-09

by twistedlogic on Jul 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I feeeeeeeeeel fine

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chen with the sudden aura of brilliance

that the O’s sometimes give really crappy pitchers.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

gary will take the guiness

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

thats spellded wrong

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until Farnsworth blows it!

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they refuse to use him

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like this?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

who says 13 year olds can like spngebob?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

spongebob

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who says 28 year olds can't

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay i have a fellow spongebob fan!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave it up my daughter

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or 41 year olds.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else here a spongebob fan?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s definitely one of those rare TV shows that kids and adults can enjoy

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many adult jokes kids don't get

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Pantera did the music for one episode

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

pantera?

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pre-Hibernation Week

Absolutely did. “Special Musical Guest: Pantera”

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched that one yesterday-Prehibernation

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yah with sandy over working spongebob playing crazy games

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite is the krabby patty instruction video

People
Order
Our
Patties

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get all those jokes now!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched the show in years

I wonder what kind of things i would pick up on now that I’m a big boy

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like me with the Simpsons

Used to watch it every night as a kid… now I go back and watch those great season 4, 5, 6 etc episodes and marvel at all the jokes I missed.

by O Nina on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well a splash of adult humor helps!

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Krabs just likes money

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'm a Country Boy"- ......Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is very true

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nick!!

nice play

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Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

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by Aldoran on Jul 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Freel has done more in this game

To help the o’s than he did in an o’s uniform

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by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

MBP

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But his damage is done

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six K's?

Fuck this shit.

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

How can you be late on an 87 MPH "fastball"?

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you set it up with 60 MPH change

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by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aubrfey Huff, 2 for 3

TRADE HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I need the stache first

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by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 hits for Huff

Let this be the beginning of better things. Please.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice golfing Nolan

I’ll take it

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"All you can say about Reimold is that he's a ballplayer."

Very insightful, Buck.

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yes,

and unfortunately, somehow rich hill and ryan freel are ballplayers too

by Timmy L. on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, for Rich Hill, you can count the tenure in hours to go...

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a very common spelling mistake

it’s actually spelled natiOnals

I know: it’s a tough one to get right

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it is not

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

a failed attempt at very dry humor

as the kids on the interwebs say these days:

EPIC FAIL

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's an interweb?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a series of tubes....

if you ask a certain ex-Senator from Alaska.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

an

current convict

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, most charges got overturned.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

he would have spent about as much time as Bernie madoff in prison anyway

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure

it was just a mistake

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant on my part

i’m just gonna drop it and take the error on this one

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

o

my b

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's literally the only thing you can say about him

there’s just no other facts out there about Nolan Reimold

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's not Felix Pie.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

None of those are provable.

Have you EVER seen reimold with a gazelle?

Or Reimold with Pie?

I don’t think you have.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow, Betancourt almost messed up the infield fly rule

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

ATTN: Melvin Mora ... Don't suck!

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by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs bubbles to swing at

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by O's21girl on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, it may be time to give Luke a day off

2 for his last 26.

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He got one yesterday?????

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was off for the last two in Boston...

He needs some Tigers pitching to tee off on.

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by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we clone dontrelle willis?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baggy jersey FTW!

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

plunk

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF windmill

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Samuel sends another hapless runner to his death by a mile

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by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Why in God's green earth did Juan Samuel send Nolan?

He was out by 300 yards.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Ryan Freel throws like an 8 year old girl?

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by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And 8 year old girl could have thrown them out.

OK, maybe not 8, but I’ve seen 11 year old girls who could have thrown him out on that play. Seriously.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

reimold wasn't even close

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He wasn't even close to being close.

Close was in another zip code at the time he was sent. In Pennsylvania.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitsburgh!!!

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like Erie

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh nolan!!!

why!!!! why God WHY!!!!!!!!!!?????

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Samuel.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was quick

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

our 3B coach

Huff has gone back to being Huff. Deal with it.

by birdman on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Where's Don Quixote when you need him?

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by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is The Man Who Killed Don Quixote anyway?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers." - Earl Weaver

"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

"Ain't the beer cold!?!" - Chuck Thompson

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love it if Dave had the sense to fire him on his own

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUAN SAMUEL DIE IN A FIRE

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

-1

not funny, not nice

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...that was German

for Juan Samuel, THE in a fire. Doesn’t make sense, but hey, I was angry

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice attempt at a cover

You’re not fooling anyone, you know.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monty Pynthon and Holy Grail

John Cleese at the plague cart.

Old man: “I’m feeling better!”
Cleese: “You’re not folling anyone, you know. You’ll be stone dead in a minute.”

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll go for a walk

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rendering him unemployed would be enough for me.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Billy Ripken would coach third

His dad was pretty good at it, maybe it runs in the family.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction for 2010

Melvin Mora will retire and become our new third base coach. Unfortunately he will only last a week after sending the bunt sign to every single batter

by O! on Jul 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like Melmo would be the same kind of third base coach as Samuel

He’s not someone noted for his baserunning judgment.

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by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can coach third

i just wouldn’t get payed :(

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"The only thing Earl knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it." - Jim Palmer

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

some isint using

their reply button

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes cesar!

leadoff hit

good stuff

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It happens

Izturis seems like a good basestealer (first time caught).

It happens.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That ain't Varitek behind the plate

KC’s catcher has a gun

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You steal on pitchers at the MLB level

I’ve thought long and hard about this, and looked at A LOT of stats…and that is the conclusion I’ve come to

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a combination

but yeah

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure

A catcher’s bad throw can allow a runner to steal, but if you assume a catcher has a good throw, then it’s basically on the pitcher.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly, you can't run on Brayan Pena.

That’s the oldest one in the book. Written in stone.

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by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, maybe I overstated it.

But it’s obviously a risky proposition.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until he gets caught for the first time all year

Izzy, that ain’t ’Tek behind the plate.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes cesar

caught stealing

bad stuff

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was safe.

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by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so sure

looked out in live action to me.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"In the area" call.

Which is some bullshit in the first place.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is going on????

3-3 after 6 in a game started by Hill and Chen?? Somebody explain how this is happening????

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

that just means theres bad sHITTING

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Butler can go fuck himself.

I’m TIRED of him.

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Think they'll take Mora and Costanzo for him?

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

Albers + Butler = Fahey x5

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Does that look like Freel Gary?!?

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Bass looked like Matt Albers earlier.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

They at least share skin color

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack daniels

does that to you

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah fuck that weak ass shit!

Mora how about taking a few less steps before throwing the fuckin’ ball ya prick???

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

he needs to bare hand that and get the damn throw out

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you want him to stop while picking up the ball?

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh???

No I wanted him to get rid of it faster! ya know…instead of taking the 3 additional steps after picking it up before throwing…like a dumbass with 8 kids at home…

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

its called momentum

when you’re running like that, by the time you get the ball, pull your arm back, and throw, it takes a couple steps.

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the explanation for his continued movement. yes.

But most third baseman (non-jackasses) throw the ball in one motion as they pick it up…have ya noticed??? It most certainly does not “take a couple steps” – it is a single motion.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mostly watch the O's

so I beleve that Mora is a good fielder

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

This is true – that’s understandable. Well that play sucked. He took forever to get rid of the goddamn ball.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked reasonable to me

having played 3B, you can get wrongfooted sometimes. I’d have to look at the reply to tell, but I really don’t want to, so I won’t

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by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If ONLY we had given him a CHANCE!

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a bitch!

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i strongly dislike that show

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me, let me guess

Family Guy fan, right?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dislike that one too

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

You’re even steven so far

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, iCarly, then?

OK, that was a cheap shot.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

never heard of it

i like, the daily show, dr.who, life, and arrested development. I find most of the shows on these days are generic shit piles

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad to know

It’s a Nickelodeon creation my kids love.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that a shot

at my age and my intellectual level?

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, never. :)

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, maybe your age.

Definitely not intellectual level.

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by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad Men and Breaking Bad

AMC is the new TV God

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by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

these.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 28, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude,

you are so grown up from a few years ago!
something we can only hope will apply consistently to those who follow in your footsteps.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 28, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 28, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That’s really about the only currently running comedy that I watch.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only watch those

for my news

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that show

can’t wait for it to come back

“you gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boy’s hole”

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolz

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 28, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

word

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha mlb.tv cut off the 'responsibly'

but kept the pause.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm thinking luck

mlb.tv doesn’t pay much attention

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cheesus crust!

finally ended this inning

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

score some runs

you bums

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon!

This guy should be SOOOO hittable.

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Just missed.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not enjoying the base umpiring this evening

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeebus

This is one of the biggest game threads I have ever seen and this loud mouth hasn’t even been posting!

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we suck

we’re really going to lose scoring only 3 runs in a game started by Bruce fucking Chen. You’ve gotta be kidding me. This lineup is the most frustrating thing to watch. One day good, 3 days terrible.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

and the mets just tied the rockies

fuck me

i have 20 cents riding on that game

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

do you use centsports?

or are you into strange 20 cent bets with your friends

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

centsports

you assume i have friends

that’s rich

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man that site

I spent some time on that site this year, got over $20 and tried to cash out but you have to have a better “formula” than other people in order to cash out. I eventually just gave up, but i still have $26 bucks on my account apparently.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

“formula”? what does that even mean?

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do a bunch of calculations like # of bets in the past 30 days, win percentage, bet amount and some other stuff. Either way I always seemed to fall short.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i don't expect to really make much money

what does a better formula mean?

i figure i might as well bet with imaginary money rather than what little real money i have

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its fun to do

The first time I got above $20 i got greedy and ended up losing everything.
The second time I got above $20 i got greedy and made it up to $80 and then stayed greedy and lost it all.
The third time I got above $20 I actually tried cashing out and the lameness ensued so I gave up on the site.

My friends laughed at me pretty bad when they found out I lost it all from $80.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's rough

i dont like betting on baseball that much, ya know, because one swing can change a game, but what else is there to bet on this time of year.

I do stay away from betting on games in which im rooting for a team. classic conflict of interest in some cases

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

betting on baseball

I learned quickly that was a bad idea. I always lose those bets it seems. NBA and NFL were much easier for me because there is a bigger gap between good and bad teams.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, that's like 20 yen!

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

See what I mean by the way

We are “arguably” better than the Royals.

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say

we are “arguably” horrible

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not really arguable.

We’re distinctly better than the Royals

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not definitive proof

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting warmer

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got caught up

[expletive that starts with F] rich hill.

"Going over the hitters it was decided that we should pitch Frank Robinson underground." - Jim Bouton

by neptunerav on Jul 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the 2nd time

That Wieters has let a ball go into the dugout without a whole lot of effort. Pissing me off.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i expect

to see a comeback

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU BILLY BUTLER

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And they are pinch running for him!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Royals – you crack me up

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now leave the game, shitbag

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm officially sick of Billy Butler.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Baez

It’d be nice if you would pitch well for another few weeks so we can get you the fuck outa here for some kind of value. FUCK!

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the suckiest suck

stupid base

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Derek Jeter would be embarrassed to get some of these base hits

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

[cleans beverage from screen]

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 runners in scoring position?

Are you kidding me? Thank got they’re only 5 for 18.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That actually sounds about normal

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 AB with RISP

Although it was a Rich Hill start

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nm it is 18 baserunners

suck

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It feels like 18 base runners have reached 2nd....

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are so fucking bad.

We’re going to lose 3 of 4 to the Royals.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No not true

They find ways to lose too. Dont give up hope against these guys yet.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I was thinking the last one.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tillman vs Greinke

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllman

save us all

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're winning on Wed

I’m calling it now.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm putting a whole quarter on it too

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so es geht

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

must have lost interest in helping him.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's busy keeping Matt Wieters above .250

It’s a full time job.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

K Rod has been needing the help

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIgh

I’ve been trying to see the positives. You’ve heard how the O’s have been leaving games on the table against this recent run of better teams. A bit more pitching and fewer boneheaded plays, or a bit more pop in the lineup and things are looking up.

Well, now I see the team has all the talent to play the same against the Royals and end up with another loss.

by drj on Jul 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

And again: remember that tonight's starter was Rich Hill

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who gives a shit?

We scored 3 runs off of BRUCE CHEN ffs!!!

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

We should have scorfed more than 3 against Chen, regardless of how our pitcher pitched.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...but we gave up 5 runs to the Royals

no excuse for that

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's because Rich Hill sucks

We knew that going in.

But only scoring 3 runs on Bruce Chen? That’s inexcusable.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor excuse

for flat out, team-wide, all-around suckage

by fishoutawata on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally please

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We have 3E and 0Y

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just silent, but INVISIBLE

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's some kind of magician!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Jul 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Siddown, Freel.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Claiborne

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Soria?

Yeah, this game’s over.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, so we're going to lose to KC

But what did we learn? Not a heck of a lot. But the good news is that Rich Hill will probably never see the light of day again as a Baltimore Oriole. I call this day a WIN.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Izturis: Mexicutionated

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mexicuted?

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

run!

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in…

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd Eye Blind? Really?

-1

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao

Its the only song I know about stepping away from a ledge, haha

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I walk up on high
And I step to the edge
To see my world below.
And I laugh at myself
As the years roll down.
cause its the world I know.
Its the world I know.

— Collective Soul

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 28, 2009 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me you at least can stand Semi-charmed Life

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once a year or so

Remember….

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberts: Mexicuted

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

by Andrew_G on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ball 4

o well,

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok…so back to back HRs by Nick and Jones

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the bet that Nicky looks at Strike 3?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he hit it...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soria vs BAL: 0.00 ERA 0.23 WHIP .077 BAA

Now those numbers are even lower.

"On my tombstone just write, THE SOREST LOSER THAT EVER LIVED." -- Earl Weaver

by CoachOfEarl on Jul 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

doubt it

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close

July 1, almost any MFY game, the PHN game with “Call your own HBP!”, there’s a lot to choose from.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We actually won the "Call your own HBP" game

That was Birdland Day.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That play was still frustrating

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it feels like we're beginning our 2nd half swoon.

I don’t think there’s any infusion of young talent that can stop it. We are just an awful awful team.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets find small victories

No more hill = victory

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a new lineup too though.

One that scores more than 3 GODDAMN runs against Bruce freaking Chen!

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berken’s thoughts “Sweet now all I have to do is suck less than that”

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

oh hey the mets are up 7-3

that’s 20 cents i’ll never see again

this day just keeps getting worse

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

on the bright side

Rich Hill will never wear an Oriole uniform agian.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

by WestcoastO'sFan on Jul 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course

because I’m sick. I have a problem.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're sick?

I’m actually gonna be there!

I was looking forward to it not 4 hours ago

by scohen on Jul 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that good?

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooo good

3 point contest = awesome
Archery = awesome
Frisbee Golf = awesome

by John Stephens on Jul 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Golf

The new Tiger woods on the Wii is amazing, and i dont even like golf. I play maybe a round a year but as funny as it sounds it really helped my golf game and my bro’s golf game.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post game is up.

Just sayin’.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep reading ppl hyping melmos D

I’m not sure who you’re watching but he tool his time getting to the ball a couple times and not sure anyone above little league gloves that slow roller…..let alone full glove deep pocket it..

by GeoffreyA on Jul 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

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