Gameday: Orioles (37-47) at Mariners (43-40)
Baltimore Orioles at Seattle Mariners, Jul 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT
Have at it, kids. Abbreviated intro today, since all the regulars except me are at work, and I'm too lazy to write one. One note - Brian Roberts gets a second day off in a row. Anyone who's had a sinus infection bad enough to need antibiotics (like me) isn't a bit surprised. All other regulars except Matt Wieters are in, and since it's a day game after a night game, that's not unexpected.
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I wonder if Dave left a nice "you suck" note on the line up card for the umps.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
lineup
Adam Jones – CF
Nick Markakis – RF
Ty Wigginton – 2B
Aubrey Huff – 1B
Nolan Reimold – LF
Luke Scott – DH
Melvin Mora – 3B
Gregg Zaun – C
Robert Andino – SS
Just added them
Refresh the page if you don’t see them.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
Is Roberts taking the whole series off?
by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He played Monday.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
Oh
I don’t count games I’ve blocked out of my memory.
by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really a 1:40 start
west coast time, remember.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
He's sick
Respitory infection.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sinus infection gone wrong.
Man, NOBODY reads my intros anymore…
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
I'm waiting for the movie
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
3 LHP in a row?
Seattle really likes their lefties.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Semi on-topic
BJ Ryan joins Jamie Walker in the ineffective left-handed relievers unemployment line…http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/blue-jays-release-bj-ryan.html
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
I remember thinking...
BJ, you’re a good guy, but I’m glad the Blue Jays are on the hook for that $55 mil.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
My sentiments exactly.
Losing him hurt at the time… right up until I saw his new contract numbers. Then I couldn’t get past how much Toronto had just paid for a relief pitcher.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
i'm so glad about this
i wish b.j. no ill will, but there were MANY people at the time saying we should have paid him what he was asking for. And once again, the answer is: NO. NO PLAYER IS WORTH THAT MUCH PAYROLL BEING TIED UP. Particularly not a relief pitcher.
By the time they are over, I think most of the Yankees’ contracts these past two years (sabathia, A-Rod, Teixeira) are going to blow up on them.
June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day
Man
He was so good for those last two years with the O’s.
I remember being annoyed with the Jays, but I thought at the time that the contract was too long and too rich. I never thought it would look THIS bad, though.
Luke's HR was powered by Wieters helmet
and Jesus, probably, but I’m guessing they’re pretty much the same thing.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
Luuuuuuuuuuke should start pointing towards the dugout after each HR.
Credit where credit is due.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
If the game is out of reach..
If I were Dave I’d have someone throw into the camera well just to see what the umps do.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Is this what you wanted Sammy Hagar?
Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted?
Yeah, Dave lost his hairline – but you lost your cool, buddy.
“Can’t Drive 55”?? I’ll never buy your lousy records again, never again, never again, never again….
-Nerf Herder
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
what happened to King Felix?
Thought he was to start (though I’m glad he’s not)
Earlier in the week, they pushed him back a day
No use wasting him on us.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
“Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork.” Boo Teixeira guys
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
odds we get Doc Holliday
1 to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000???
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
Coo coo ka joo...
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Kids today....
Don’t even get Beatles references.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
paul is dead
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
hey i know about PAUL IS DEAD!!!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Veteran catcher.
ZAUN’s new distinction. I think
They meant “Dempsey’s kin”.
June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day
Haiku now?
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dammit.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
For the love of fuck
Guthrie sucks
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Herenandez
he’s blowing his chance to saty with the MLb team
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
You mean like this?
Press the giant quotation mark under the subject like, and then post whatever you want in between blockquote and /blockqoute
no the other one like in the birdman thing
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that's my signature, you have to change your account settings.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
what happend to the comment spree yesterday??
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
People have jobs that don't end until 5.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
I'm at work
Can’t really watch a game.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
maybe everyone is commenting from their iphones
and we can’t see their comments because we aren’t actually refreshing the gamethread
Ha ha ha ha
You can’t see me!
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Way to not try and stretch that into a triple MelMo
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
I got my signature
Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
retractable roofs are cool.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Nice play, Andino.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
Hey all
You guys see the Blue Jays released BJ Ryan?
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090708&content_id=5764632&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????
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The Orioles are in the WIN column!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
oops, missed that earlier in the thread
"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"
by NHZ on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I know a lot about baseball
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
trivia
what team was born in 1914 that played in Baltimore?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
no
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Baltimore Terrapins
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
got any more????????///
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
don't forget about the colts!!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
baseball team
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
mystics aren't a real team
Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.
The Orioles are in the WIN column!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, they’re real.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
But they're NOT spectacular.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hey eveyone
just got off work… what did I miss?
Should've been a solo homer
But Nolan and Andino let a popup drop in.
Not necessarily.
As he wouldn’t have come up until the 2nd.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
2 nothing m's
Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.
The Orioles are in the WIN column!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
You guys should have a kid
then you could name him BaltimoreMarinersFan and have him comment on the indoor football gamethreads
funny
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
hey aubrey you got awhile to catch me!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.
"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me
"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson
O!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
c'mon what's next
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
R!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
WHY is my pic not there?
"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.
"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me
"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson
Maybe you need a better internet signal
Try the techniques demonstrated in this video:
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I!
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The Orioles are in the WIN column!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
oh screw it
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
Aubrey's SLG is very, very low
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I have my own blog!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
I have my own blog!
I have my own blog!
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The Orioles are in the WIN column!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
my own blog
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
upin36011cc.mlblogs.com
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
What are you takling about?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
ryan braun!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinsler wasn't worthy of his own jew name?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
couldn't think of anythting
Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
u jewish??
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ok just curious
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
oy vey good ideas
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ian Kinsler helping Jewish fans conquer Shawn Green withdrawal
Who the fuck actually cares about the religious denomination of a baseball player?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i do
it’s something to be proud of
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
I don’t understand that at all.
Are Kinsler, Youklis, and Braun even modestly practicing Jews?
There aren’t many Sandy Koufaxes.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Youk and Brauny are
noit sure about kinsler
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to note
Even in baseball, you Jewish folk have disproportional representation at the highest level!
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
it's sad :(
more jews in baseball!!!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it's hard to explain, it's a jewish thing, i think
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a white and was born into protestant roots
I guess I should be awfully proud.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
i guess you should!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Home
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
random urge
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
who's up?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Batista in the pen
Zaun at the plate.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
what you say may be true
but he’s looked like shit on his first two
by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unpredictable
It really is a surprise what will happen every time Vargas pitches. If only we hadn’t wasted most of our prospects in a single stupid trade a while back, we would maybe have someone left to trade for a pitcher that isn’t injured 3 out of every 4 starts.
by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
This isn't meant as a snark
But are you aware that there is a Seattle Mariners blog?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I’m aware, I’m just usually more interested in the comments from the other team’s fans. I usually don’t comment myself, I’m just particularly bitter about a certain trade. :(
I’ll try to contain myself.
by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Seattle must have thought it incurred the wrath of Odin
but Bavasi is still nothing compared to Jim Bowden
Bill Bavasi made Mariners fans sick
We are thrilled to now have Zduriencik
(yes, it rhymes)
by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll like to trade Andy MacPhail for Zduriencik.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
I think that what you meant to say
Is that Bedard never seems to play
by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like the beginning of some type of poem
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I'm slow
It looks like it actually is a poem, or something.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Limerick?
Haiku?
I stunk at poetry.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
There once was a team called the Os.
That vanquished its AL East foes.
But the Glenn Davis boner.
And a fickle new owner.
Left fans in losing’s mean throes.
the Glenn Davis trade haunts my nightmares.
Even though Schilling was a giant douche, he was damn fine pitcher.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
THAT DIDN'T RHYME
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Free verse only here.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
I don't smell nearly as bad as a hippy.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
I went to get food, but the shelves were bare.
I looked at the register and saw Wiggy there.
by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
trembles needs to get tossed again
because our players are asleep.
Going to ball with some friends.
Hope this team finds some wins.
" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby
"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."
work sucks.
O’s can’t hit
not one bit
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
Hernandez did good today. Crappy walk/SO ratio but quality start.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
ZAUN!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Oh great, I guess Ty will move over to SS.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Start fucking doing something, birds
Before I go to my bathroom and lay down some turds
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Last one
I will honor your request since you beg
But first, perform the stanky legg
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
for those of us (me)
stuck with gameday while at work..
describe what happened?
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
bobbled it, kicked it away from himself, picked it up, dropped it, picked it up, missed the tag on Zaun
nice :)
ty
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
There was a ground ball hit to third
Beltre’s replacement tries to pick it up to double up with none down, but bobbles the ball. As a last stab, he tried to tag Zaun who was moving from second to third, but our guy slid underneath the tag leaving the bases loaded with no outs for Nicky.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
come on shrek.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Well what the fuck is Wigginton even doing batting third?
Doesn’t make any fucking sense.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
i agree...
however, mora batting 2nd or 3rd wouldn’t either.. and the other option was andino leading off.. or reimold hitting 3rd…
don’t really want any of those ..
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
bases loaded...nobody out
and 0 runs…
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
Man
It’s REALLY hard to win games when you don’t score any runs.
F. Gutierrez is so money with the glove.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
good grief, check out F. Gutierrez’s defensive stats. He KILLS everybody else in the AL (and NL too except for Matt Kemp).
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
must have seen himself
on espn.com’s frontpage and felt the jinx,
not that he’s been exactly hot or anything
It'd be nice if we could sync up the games
when we have crappy pitching with the games where we don’t score any runs…I think we’d be closer to .500 if we could do that…
radio guys are saying Salazar made a crappy ass throw.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Seattle really has that Asian thing going on
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I think it's because it's so close to Asia
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's weird though
The city is like a fifth Asian and features an oriental catcher, manager, and superstar outfielder.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
gotta love zaunny
no chance in hell he was swinging at that 3-1, wish i could say the same for some other ppl
woot
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Man
Where is Beltre?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Sadly, he’s out for 6-8 weeks after having bone spurs removed from his shoulder.
by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing fucking Wigginton is coming up
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
this looks...familiar...
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
1-2
Please don’t GiDP.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
let me continue that for you...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
This is beyond comical now
Nick probably would have outrun the throw anyway.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I'll take it.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
o-oh it's magic.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Finally some boos
Well deserved.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Now they get to eat some Sherrill, too
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Boo him, come on
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
shrek is birdland
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
This seems familiar
The M’s are the West Coast version of the O’s.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Kind of stings us both
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I am pounding out the stanky legg right now
You too, wayward?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
to be fair
we’ve probably been on the wrong end of enough of these, but we have absolutely no business winning this game
I'd resigned myself to a 3-0 loss
This is a welcome surprise!
And greetings from the Hebron VFD Carnival.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Bahahaha
That was off the bag.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
wtf
Roberts has a porn ’stache too.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I wonder if he can even grow a full mustache
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
so... brob PH, plays 2b
wiggy to SS
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
and pie to LF
i get it all right?
Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.
~ Big Bang Theory
get up huff
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
I blame Trembley
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
This has to be the most pathetic inning I've seen in awhile
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Unless..
you count that inning for the umps against the Sox…now that was pathetic
by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not going to matter
3-K’s
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOD ONE, DEMPER
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Pie in left, Luke at first, and Ty at SS?
by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
good job shrek.
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Don't pitch around him
Come on.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
That was easy
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
R!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
O!
"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace
"
by UMBC Oriole fan on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
S!
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
We make the magic happen
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
♫ Magic Magic Magic ♫
"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.
Resting two starters?
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
... with ice sculptures?
June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day
by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This rhyming thing is beat
it should take a seat
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I like to rhyme I won't retreat
and that is something I won’t repeat
by O! on Jul 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pop over to the Phils game
Our old friend Rodrigo Lopez is pitching.
I caught his first start last week when I was back home for a wedding. It was a good game, and there was a nice write up about him the next day in the Inquirer
"Take on Me" - a-ha
Question
Anyone know a good place to get funny Orioles T-Shirts…. I think someone said Os before Hos would make a great shirt. I want it. Anyone know where I can buy some?
QUESTION
Anyone know a good place to get funny Orioles T-Shirts…. I think someone said Os before Hos would make a great shirt. I want it. Anyone know where I can buy some?
http://www.mattwietersfacts.com/ ?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
What a great game
I didn’t start watching until the 4th, but I stuck with it to the end
I love the Orioles
Someone fo a recap with a MBP poll
And I’ll front page it, if my iPhone battery doesn’t die first.
"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail
by duck on Jul 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I nominate wayward O
…and it should be in the form of a sonnet.
June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day
by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
what about aubrey's stache
it seems to be bringing along some good mojo
Going to the Baysox game tomorrow
Anyone know where I can find the lineup for the game online?

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