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Gameday: Orioles (37-47) at Mariners (43-40)

Baltimore Orioles at Seattle Mariners, Jul 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT


Have at it, kids. Abbreviated intro today, since all the regulars except me are at work, and I'm too lazy to write one. One note - Brian Roberts gets a second day off in a row. Anyone who's had a sinus infection bad enough to need antibiotics (like me) isn't a bit surprised.  All other regulars except Matt Wieters are in, and since it's a day game after a night game, that's not unexpected.


W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - David Hernandez 2-2 5 4 0 0 0 0 26.0 33 12 12 2 10 14 4.15 1.65


W-LGGSCGSHOSVBSIPHRERHRBBKERAWHIP
2009 - Jason Vargas 3-3 12 10 0 0 0 0 58.2 64 29 27 10 14 35 4.14 1.33


 


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I wonder if Dave left a nice "you suck" note on the line up card for the umps.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lineup

Adam Jones – CF
Nick Markakis – RF
Ty Wigginton – 2B
Aubrey Huff – 1B
Nolan Reimold – LF
Luke Scott – DH
Melvin Mora – 3B
Gregg Zaun – C
Robert Andino – SS

by NickMarkaces on Jul 8, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Just added them

Refresh the page if you don’t see them.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He played Monday.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I don’t count games I’ve blocked out of my memory.

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really a 1:40 start

west coast time, remember.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Jul 8, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's sick

Respitory infection.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sinus infection gone wrong.

Man, NOBODY reads my intros anymore…

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for the movie

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 LHP in a row?

Seattle really likes their lefties.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Semi on-topic

BJ Ryan joins Jamie Walker in the ineffective left-handed relievers unemployment line…http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/blue-jays-release-bj-ryan.html

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Better them than us.

They sure do owe him a lot of money still.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking...

BJ, you’re a good guy, but I’m glad the Blue Jays are on the hook for that $55 mil.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sentiments exactly.

Losing him hurt at the time… right up until I saw his new contract numbers. Then I couldn’t get past how much Toronto had just paid for a relief pitcher.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm so glad about this

i wish b.j. no ill will, but there were MANY people at the time saying we should have paid him what he was asking for. And once again, the answer is: NO. NO PLAYER IS WORTH THAT MUCH PAYROLL BEING TIED UP. Particularly not a relief pitcher.

By the time they are over, I think most of the Yankees’ contracts these past two years (sabathia, A-Rod, Teixeira) are going to blow up on them.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

He was so good for those last two years with the O’s.

I remember being annoyed with the Jays, but I thought at the time that the contract was too long and too rich. I never thought it would look THIS bad, though.

by dkdc on Jul 8, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we offered a 3 year contract extension to him. In hindsight, that would have been a decent contract length.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I’m currently laid off, can I get in thet line!!!!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me

"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 8, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

all my comments will rhyme today
it’s almost time for team to play

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this.

That’s no diss.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was able to catch the game online last week
I used a chinese program, a language I can’t speak
I was hopin to watch online again at 4:40 but
Orioles not important enough to make the cut

sad face

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell yeah it looks like I spoke too soon
I’m gonna be workin and watchin the O’s this afternoon

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke's HR was powered by Wieters helmet

and Jesus, probably, but I’m guessing they’re pretty much the same thing.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuke should start pointing towards the dugout after each HR.

Credit where credit is due.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot, this is the first game I get to follow live since last Thursday.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Back in the dugout is David Q. Trembely
Yesterday he blew his gasket assembly.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If the game is out of reach..

If I were Dave I’d have someone throw into the camera well just to see what the umps do.

by mpire on Jul 8, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this what you wanted Sammy Hagar?

Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted?
Yeah, Dave lost his hairline – but you lost your cool, buddy.
“Can’t Drive 55”?? I’ll never buy your lousy records again, never again, never again, never again….

-Nerf Herder

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

A third strike was what Nick just took.
He offered no swing, only a look.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened to King Felix?

Thought he was to start (though I’m glad he’s not)

by col_kl1nk on Jul 8, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Earlier in the week, they pushed him back a day

No use wasting him on us.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Seattle announcers are kind of boring.
But at least they haven’t lost their mooring.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno, I liked what I heard last night
At least they’re not Buckaroo, the Baltimore Blight

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably they mean no harm.

They are very short on charm.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork.” Boo Teixeira guys

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

So the Orioles end the inning meekly
with Nolan Reimhold grounding out weakly.

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

is this guy like sneaky fast?

b/c he just put huff and reimy on their ass

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff is growing a manly stache.
To compliment his free agent cache.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the stache is on the creepy side
but wiggy couldn’t grow one if he tried
so huff wins

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irony here.

The word Orange has no “perfect” rhyming words associated with it.

by mpire on Jul 8, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just gotta phrase it as “orange and black”
that’ll get your wicked rhyming back on track

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro skied it to the ’stop
I jsut logged on and saw the sop

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

odds we get Doc Holliday

1 to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000???

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Coo coo ka joo...

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kids today....

Don’t even get Beatles references.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

paul is dead

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey i know about PAUL IS DEAD!!!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn I gotta stop using chrome to read the gamethread
most photos don’t load and that plays with my head

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Veteran catcher.
ZAUN’s new distinction. I think
They meant “Dempsey’s kin”.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, he does play catcher.

And he is relatively old.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haiku now?

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

in honor of last season

remember the haiku thread?

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vaguely

I’m not good with details.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha

found it.

Boras is a dick
Make up your mind already
Tired of this bullshit

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

by SC on Dec 22, 2008 3:40 PM PST actions 0 recs

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

there goes the train!

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Orioles pitching
Isn’t very good. Maybe
I’ll go get some sun.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of fuck
Guthrie sucks

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Air-Nann-Dez is pitching today

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herenandez

he’s blowing his chance to saty with the MLb team

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean like this?

Press the giant quotation mark under the subject like, and then post whatever you want in between blockquote and /blockqoute

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Hernandex is who we thought he was
all those K’s raised far too much buzz

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I’ll give him another chance
it’s tough adjusting up here in the big dance

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, your signature

Go to your profile > Edit Profile > Signature

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

People have jobs that don't end until 5.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm at work

Can’t really watch a game.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe everyone is commenting from their iphones

and we can’t see their comments because we aren’t actually refreshing the gamethread

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha ha

You can’t see me!

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

MEMLO!

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to not try and stretch that into a triple MelMo

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

shhhhhh

Don’t even mention triple in Mora’s presence

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

MelMo?!?

"I wouldn't root for the Yankees for any amount of money."
-Matt Albers

by ryuu on Jul 8, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I got my signature

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he wishes he had longerhands

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

retractable roofs are cool.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play, Andino.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey all

You guys see the Blue Jays released BJ Ryan?

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090708&content_id=5764632&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, missed that earlier in the thread

"Do they have people that tall in Mexico?"

by NHZ on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a lot about baseball

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How do i get a pic in my message?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me

"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jojima’s grounder to short did trickle.
So Langerhans got himself in a pickle.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

trivia

what team was born in 1914 that played in Baltimore?

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

no

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baltimore Terrapins

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

got any more????????///

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't forget about the colts!!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball team

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

mystics aren't a real team

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll stand in the corner now.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, they’re real.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they're NOT spectacular.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 6:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hey eveyone

just got off work… what did I miss?

by SidewinderX on Jul 8, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

jose lopez

jumping on an 0-2 fastball

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should've been a solo homer

But Nolan and Andino let a popup drop in.

by dkdc on Jul 8, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily.

As he wouldn’t have come up until the 2nd.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 nothing m's

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys should have a kid

then you could name him BaltimoreMarinersFan and have him comment on the indoor football gamethreads

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey aubrey you got awhile to catch me!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me

"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 8, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon what's next

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY is my pic not there?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"I'll never play for New York"-The dumb one... Johnny Damon
"and hopefully never for the O's"-me

"I'm a Country Boy"- Alan Jackson

by O's21girl on Jul 8, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Try some rabbit ears.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you need a better internet signal

Try the techniques demonstrated in this video:

http://www.marksinfinitesolutions.com/tutorials/default.asp?tutorial=IS_Wifi

It’ll help you unclog your internet tubes and get pictures onto your profile.

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oh screw it

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey's SLG is very, very low

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I have my own blog!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I have my own blog!

I have my own blog!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

What do you have?

My internet got garbled for a second and I lost your post.

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

my own blog

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

upin36011cc.mlblogs.com

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you takling about?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jews in the all star game

I wonder who “HebrewHammer” is

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ryan braun!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinsler wasn't worthy of his own jew name?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't think of anythting

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kingsler of the Israelites

hard to fit on the back of a jersey though

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

u jewish??

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok just curious

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy vey good ideas

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler helping Jewish fans conquer Shawn Green withdrawal

Who the fuck actually cares about the religious denomination of a baseball player?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i do

it’s something to be proud of

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I don’t understand that at all.

Are Kinsler, Youklis, and Braun even modestly practicing Jews?

There aren’t many Sandy Koufaxes.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk and Brauny are

noit sure about kinsler

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to note

Even in baseball, you Jewish folk have disproportional representation at the highest level!

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's sad :(

more jews in baseball!!!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

I only care about race. John Rocker helped me get through Ty Cobb withdrawl

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's hard to explain, it's a jewish thing, i think

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a white and was born into protestant roots

I guess I should be awfully proud.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess you should!

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

random urge

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Two have walked with nobody out.
An opportune time for a home run clout.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

dude put your sanity cap on
no-ones getting a DONG from zaun

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

your poetry seems to lack clout
as our backup catcher has just struck out

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t the only one that committed a K
Everyone is entitled to a bad day

or twelve

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's up?

Sliced bread is the best thing since Matt Wieters.

The Orioles are in the WIN column!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Batista in the pen

Zaun at the plate.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zaun has taken his place at the plate.
He’s been hitting OK of late.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what you say may be true

but he’s looked like shit on his first two

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve birthed better looking number twos

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unpredictable

It really is a surprise what will happen every time Vargas pitches. If only we hadn’t wasted most of our prospects in a single stupid trade a while back, we would maybe have someone left to trade for a pitcher that isn’t injured 3 out of every 4 starts.

by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn't meant as a snark

But are you aware that there is a Seattle Mariners blog?

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m aware, I’m just usually more interested in the comments from the other team’s fans. I usually don’t comment myself, I’m just particularly bitter about a certain trade. :(

I’ll try to contain myself.

by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not find your comments offensive.
As a fan, you seem quite pensive.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Bedard trade could go down in history
what Bavasi was thinking remains quite the mystery

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Bavasi was in fact really quite smart
He really hated the M’s and tore that poor club apart

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle must have thought it incurred the wrath of Odin
but Bavasi is still nothing compared to Jim Bowden

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Bavasi made Mariners fans sick
We are thrilled to now have Zduriencik

(yes, it rhymes)

by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll like to trade Andy MacPhail for Zduriencik.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why such grumbling, this goes beyond the pale!
The O’s have gotten much better under MacPhail

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O’s have made strides, Angelos is less meaner
but you know what they say, the grass is always greener….

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MacPhail is fine. Zduriencik is just better.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Bavasi made us Oriole fans real happy
In fact we kinda miss him, I know, it’s sappy

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mariners fan can at least claim fame
to the GM with a most difficult name

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you referring to Erik Bedard?
He never seems to play very hard.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

forget strikeouts, GBs or sliders no-one can hit
what we need in a pitcher is gravel and grit

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that what you meant to say
Is that Bedard never seems to play

by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of our balls over the fence have landed.
Seven baserunners the Os have stranded.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones swings swings swing up a fuss
sorry AJ all your base belong to us

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the beginning of some type of poem

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm slow

It looks like it actually is a poem, or something.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Limerick?

Haiku?

I stunk at poetry.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you not read a single thing we said?
it’s comment in rhymes day here on this thread!

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I haven’t.
Sorry aven’t.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There once was a team called the Os.
That vanquished its AL East foes.
But the Glenn Davis boner.
And a fickle new owner.
Left fans in losing’s mean throes.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Glenn Davis trade haunts my nightmares.

Even though Schilling was a giant douche, he was damn fine pitcher.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask the fans on Yawkey Way, it was fate
Schilling sold his soul to make the Red Sox great

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT DIDN'T RHYME

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free verse only here.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't smell nearly as bad as a hippy.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones threw the ball to the fans like Bradley.
But Adam did not tally the out cout badly.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

On the earth there’s no man, woman or piggy
that irritates me quite like little Miss Wiggy

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno, I think the fat stalker’s done fine
That double play sucked, but otherwise I can’t whine

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to get food, but the shelves were bare.
I looked at the register and saw Wiggy there.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The best

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never try to touch Wiggy when he’s eatin his grub
Try to take a chicken wing and you’ll pull back a nub

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Following this game on gamecast is a bit of a snoozer
hopefully Reimo will change that when he hits a doozer

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

God dammit Melvin Mora, I wanna bite your face
Be a little more patient, this game is not a race

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

shit that was quick
man, i think im gonna b sick.

by ccbecker86 on Jul 8, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’d that one kid go, he was a riot
without him here things have gotten quiet

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you mean the kid who has his own blog!?
Indeed this game has turned into a slog.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kid’s at 104 pitches, will he last through the inning
next frame will they try to be winning

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Going to ball with some friends.

Hope this team finds some wins.

" I'm happy to announce that we've made Adam Jones our 4th and 5th starting pitcher as well as bench coach and team chaplain" - peter_angelos 8:04 AM May 14th from digsby

"Matt Wieters Adopted Mark Texiera's Parents Because He Felt They Needed A Son To Be Proud Of."

by getxstoked on Jul 8, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah same here bout to head out to play
but instead of b-ball I’ll be bowling duckpin today

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

work sucks.

O’s can’t hit
not one bit

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

i just couldn’t resist doing it once :)

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, cmon son, expand your horizons
rhyming soothes the soul like sauza and limons

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for adding your point of view.
You like to argue, this much is true.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to leave now
Don’t collapse, O’s, like the DOW

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hernandez did good today. Crappy walk/SO ratio but quality start.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

he’s been fine just fine so far for me.

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZAUN!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh great, I guess Ty will move over to SS.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s slow as fuck.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean Shrek will move to SS.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start fucking doing something, birds
Before I go to my bathroom and lay down some turds

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Last one

I will honor your request since you beg
But first, perform the stanky legg

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

please suh id like sum maw

THERE IS NO MAW

by PhilR8 on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally cap time- I’m right in the of class and im going for it.

by ccbecker86 on Jul 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Zaun doing the limbo.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

for those of us (me)

stuck with gameday while at work..
describe what happened?

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice :)

ty

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a ground ball hit to third

Beltre’s replacement tries to pick it up to double up with none down, but bobbles the ball. As a last stab, he tried to tag Zaun who was moving from second to third, but our guy slid underneath the tag leaving the bases loaded with no outs for Nicky.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s stuck out twice and bobbled the ball.
Nick is not having a good game at all.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Garrett Olson will not beat us damn it.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

come on shrek.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well what the fuck is Wigginton even doing batting third?

Doesn’t make any fucking sense.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree...

however, mora batting 2nd or 3rd wouldn’t either.. and the other option was andino leading off.. or reimold hitting 3rd…

don’t really want any of those ..

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases loaded...nobody out

and 0 runs…

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m out of Rhymes

Ty Wigginton fucking sucks.

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Run prevention is apparently a foreign concept to the O’s.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

It’s REALLY hard to win games when you don’t score any runs.

by dkdc on Jul 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

F. Gutierrez is so money with the glove.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

good grief, check out F. Gutierrez’s defensive stats. He KILLS everybody else in the AL (and NL too except for Matt Kemp).

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey fellas

Just got in…. saw we had bases loaded no outs…. Gross.

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It'd be nice if we could sync up the games

when we have crappy pitching with the games where we don’t score any runs…I think we’d be closer to .500 if we could do that…

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Jul 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go...

lets make 100% sure we finish this out before the 9th

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that was weird, should be an E3 IMO

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah definitely.

I mean it wasn’t a good throw, but still catch the ball.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I did say?! Run prevention!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

radio guys are saying Salazar made a crappy ass throw.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Did oscar play 3rd at AAA? He might not be used to throwing across the diamond. Not that this excuses Aubrey.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

how sick is roberts?

b/c I doubt he’ll pinch hit wieters for zaun, at least he didn’t in philly

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s three to nothing, top of the nine.
If Os want a win, it’s do or die time.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Seattle really has that Asian thing going on

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It's weird though

The city is like a fifth Asian and features an oriental catcher, manager, and superstar outfielder.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snow Falling on Cedars is an excellent book.
I you haven’t read it you should give it a look.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on oscar, make up for your crappy defense.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta love zaunny

no chance in hell he was swinging at that 3-1, wish i could say the same for some other ppl

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

woot

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

how is this not coming down to wigginton

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

Where is Beltre?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadly, he’s out for 6-8 weeks after having bone spurs removed from his shoulder.

by SeattleMarinersFan on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing fucking Wigginton is coming up

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

this looks...familiar...

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

A rally is building, hard to believe.
Runners on base Nick better not leave.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2

Please don’t GiDP.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This is beyond comical now

Nick probably would have outrun the throw anyway.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take it.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

o-oh it's magic.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally some boos

Well deserved.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Now they get to eat some Sherrill, too

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo him, come on

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

shrek is birdland

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

This seems familiar

The M’s are the West Coast version of the O’s.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Kind of stings us both

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am pounding out the stanky legg right now

You too, wayward?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair

we’ve probably been on the wrong end of enough of these, but we have absolutely no business winning this game

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

An unlikely rally, there can be no doubt.
Can our closer get three Mariners out?

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd resigned myself to a 3-0 loss

This is a welcome surprise!

And greetings from the Hebron VFD Carnival.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bahahaha

That was off the bag.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck...

if you had wigs coming at me…I’d shit myself

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff you really shouldn’t have swung at that

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

Roberts has a porn ’stache too.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if he can even grow a full mustache

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so... brob PH, plays 2b

wiggy to SS

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

and pie to LF

i get it all right?

Gablehouser: Well, that’s too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon: That’s yoouurrrr opinion.

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp...

we have to fuck up atleast once, right?

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

get up huff

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Trembley

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff in a rundown, then does the splits.
This team’s baserunning is really the pits.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Looks like we caught a break there!

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!

ow just banged my elbow celebrating

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This has to be the most pathetic inning I've seen in awhile

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless..

you count that inning for the umps against the Sox…now that was pathetic

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Orioles’ hitting has hardly been art.
The Mariners’ defense has fallen apart.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUKE

loving it, keep em coming

by swilhelmross on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I hit the dance floor, you know I’m doin the stanky legg
Sauce on my ring then I rub it across your head.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not going to matter

3-K’s

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O’s have batted around in this inning
It would have been nice if this started in the beginning

by col_kl1nk on Jul 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I can only imagine what Mariners fans must feel for Jose Lopez right now

by math_geek on Jul 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD ONE, DEMPER

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie in left, Luke at first, and Ty at SS?

by John Stephens on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job shrek.

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

The rally was fierce and we emptied the bench.
Just one more out and a win we will clench.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't pitch around him

Come on.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That was easy

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

"I wouldn't root for the Yankees for any amount of money."
-Matt Albers

by ryuu on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace
"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

"I wouldn't root for the Yankees for any amount of money."
-Matt Albers

by ryuu on Jul 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We make the magic happen

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

♫ Magic Magic Magic ♫

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mariners suffer a crushing defeat.
The end of our road trip was certainly neat.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Pop over to the Phils game

Our old friend Rodrigo Lopez is pitching.

I caught his first start last week when I was back home for a wedding. It was a good game, and there was a nice write up about him the next day in the Inquirer

"Take on Me" - a-ha

by exitfare on Jul 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Question

Anyone know a good place to get funny Orioles T-Shirts…. I think someone said Os before Hos would make a great shirt. I want it. Anyone know where I can buy some?

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"Your wife told you to play in New York.
Well, my wife told me you look like a dork." Boo Teixeira guys.

by birdman on Jul 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it seems odd, and maybe outlandish.
But my birdland player is David Hernandish.

by thewaywardO on Jul 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

QUESTION

Anyone know a good place to get funny Orioles T-Shirts…. I think someone said Os before Hos would make a great shirt. I want it. Anyone know where I can buy some?

by Wieters Wieners on Jul 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.mattwietersfacts.com/ ?

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Jul 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a great game

I didn’t start watching until the 4th, but I stuck with it to the end

I love the Orioles

by scohen on Jul 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone fo a recap with a MBP poll

And I’ll front page it, if my iPhone battery doesn’t die first.

"We're not the other teams' farm system." - Andy MacPhail

by duck on Jul 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I nominate wayward O

…and it should be in the form of a sonnet.

June 30, 2009 — Birdland Day

by zknower on Jul 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whoever does the recap:

For the MBP poll, please include an option for Jose Lopez. :)

by Tophr on Jul 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what about aubrey's stache

it seems to be bringing along some good mojo

by scohen on Jul 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to the Baysox game tomorrow

Anyone know where I can find the lineup for the game online?

by scohen on Jul 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

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