GameThread: Indians @ Orioles, 7:05 PM
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Wow
I cant get over how much I hate that commercial.
I love the ones with the old folks looking at pics of their “kids” and the mother walking the infant around the room singing the Oriole bird song. But that douchebag kid/Dad kills me “THE MOOON BOUNCE”!!! ARGHHHHH!!!!
Cant wait for it to run its course.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
agreed
yeah it’s horrible. Does the dad only see the kid once or twice a year? It’s just an odd conversation made worse by a stupid kid.
Extremely awkward chat
I think his Dad doesnt hug him enough…. or maybe a little too much… either way, there is some real tension there.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Anita Marks can sing
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
will amber be back?
please say yes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Fingers crossed
Lets hope she brought the glasses too
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd guess she didn't want to go to minny-sota
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
But she likes Kansas City?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
She doesnt want to melt the whole state with her hotness
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
DH has really struggled lately
maybe the ’pen is best for him.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Well, at least it's good news for my fantasy team
Not that Sizemore has really worked out so well overall this season…
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Aug 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Grady Sizemore owned that moment
There’s your answer, shitty MASN commercial.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Good start
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Whoa
Where was that first pitch to Soo??
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
shen shoo shoo?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Just got here. Was it a meatball?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I wish Hernandez wouldn't throw so many stinking fastballs.
Its like 94, 94, 93. 94. 94. 94. 93. 94……..
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
Stinking fastball, no. Sinking fastball, yes.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing Pie got his full chance
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
There you go PIE
Wow…. is he going to be our starting DH next year lol
He reminds me a little of Soriano
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Mirror image of Soriano
Hasn’t found quite the power stroke that Soriano has yet, though.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
?
Pie at first, Reimold to DH.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I cant imagine what ways Pie
would find to screw up playing 1st. lol
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Err
Pie in left.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
That could happen.
Or Jones to left and Pie to center
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
What the fuck am I typing
I’ve been advocating Pie to left, Jones to center, and Reimold to DH for awhile now.
I am seriously spacing out.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Scott to first
Or just get rid of him somehow.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
i think AJ does a great job in center
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Not better than Pie
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Possibilities
1. Pie thinks he’s a runner instead of a fielder and runs to second base on a routine ground ball.
2. Pie catches a foul ball near the dugout with less than two outs and tosses it into the stands.
3. Pie forgets to hold a runner.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seems like a waste of Pie's speed
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Is it just me? I think Hernandez' future is the pen.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Lots of people think that
but I’d give him more than 10 starts to figure it out
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Arrietta could wind up in the pen, as well.
Becoming our Papelbon
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
minus the the obnoxious-ness
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
geez david
walks are not cool.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Sheesh
Our bullpen should be really crowded next year…. in a good way.
Koji and Sarfate coming back too. That kid Perrault destroying it down at Norfolk adding to the crowd.
It should be a nice problem to have….
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
mmmmmmmmm ammmmmmmmber
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Kiss me Melvin
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
MELMOSITY!
DINGER!
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Wait a second, WHO just homered?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
Melmo!!!!!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i dont see you to often round this here parts anymore duck
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Busy the last few weeks
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And the laptop went away. :(
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i feel you
my laptop is gone and has been for like a week now
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Following game threads on my phone is a pain.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
im using someone elses D-top
it limits what i can do
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
4 MORE YEARS!!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!
LMAO
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
MORA IS THE FUTURE
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Mora: Change We Can Believe In
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Im loving this.... keep it going
Melmo: Yes We Can!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We Like Melmo!
ehhh… ok doesn’t quite ring like “We like Ike”
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Forget Josh Bell!
We got Melmo!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
MELMO: Building a bridge to the 21st century
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Tippecanoe and Melmo too
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Melmo: Maverick
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Make Melmo, Not War
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
You can put lipstick on a 3rd baseman.....
haha
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo: The Striaght Respect Express
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo: He kept us out of war
1916 in da house!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Win with Melmo!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Melmo or Blood!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Melmo make sacred pact.
He promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. He say, you do. No questions.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Remember the Melmamo!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
You're on fire tonight
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
A Melmo in every pot. A Melmo in every garage
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Say Heelo to my leeeetle meeeeelmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Melvin, will make you an offer you cant refuse
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If you build it, Melmo will come
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
melmo knows the krabby patty secret formula
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you have to watch spongebob to get it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
aaaand here weeeee
MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
that was a stretch
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it was westie
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
melmo is the reason waldo is hiding!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
melmo found waldo
with his eyes closed!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo picks his teeth
With other people’s teeth.
We could do this all night.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Melmo CAN slam a revolving door.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i proudly
used james cagney and humphrey bogart qoutes.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
mattwietersfacts-esque
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
in melmo we trust
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
melmofacts.com?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Made it, Melmo, top of the world!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Play it agian melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe in Melmo. Melmo has made my fortune
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
what is that from?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
the godfather
(I believe in America. America has made my fortune)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
o yeah duh
my favorite movie ever, i knew i heard it somewhere, im ashamed, its at the very start of the film.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
why?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
o yeah
totally
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at the big brain on Melmo!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Melvin probabyl said to himself:
wha da fuck dee I jus do?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
and that's how he would of said it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
melmo can eat soup with chopsticks!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I like it
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
basing it off your sig
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i know man, ha.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Melmo night... I love it
Might as well enjoy it while we can.
Itll be all over soon.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
Good job on that wife, Cla.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
not bad cla
sweet score for you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
we need to get a catolouge (sp) of all the O's wives going
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
im serious here
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Brian wins
if we’re keeping score
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
we should do that too
compile a list, give scores, whatever
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
do we list girlfriends?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i suppose
yes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey who said the quote in your signature?
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ichiro
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ichiro
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like a good idea
although your job is easier
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah since there are so many HOT GUYS!!
kidding
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WIGGY makes me blush heehee
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Wiggy+Brian Bass= love
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit
I missed the entire first hour of this game (forgot it started at 7 again), missed Mora hit a home run, AND missed Claaaaa’s supposed hott wife?
you suck wiggy
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
I dont care what happens tonight....
Melmo has to be MBP almost guaranteed for the last time ever.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
I AM BLACKED OUT AGAIN BY MLB.TV AND JUST SPENT 20 MINS ON THE PHONE WITH THEM!!!
THE TYRANNY IN ACCESSING THE ORIOLES GAMES MUST CEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIGHT THE MAN!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
stick it to the man!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
haha school of rock
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
damn that sucks,
i iz doing aight with it right now
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I have much hatred for them.
I had the same thing happen one season before the light of MASN illuminated my life.
If I was in Baltimore, I'd be more than happy
to look at Amber on MASN
by The Fat Bird on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
wow. I'm not sure he was really out at 2nd there
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
can you explain your sig?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that phrase is usually used in basketball
like if players are hitting lots of 3’s in a game
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
And even still
it doesn’t really make sense. It was just funny to me
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Izzy is amazing
Screw Adrienne Gonzalez. He makes every freaking play
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
HEY! Did I just see BSF at the game. haha
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
BOOM ROASTED
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
what?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That was legen... wait for it... DARY
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
what are you talking about?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
was bsf the little blonde with pigtails?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
i'm listening to the game on radio.
so i’ll repeat
what are you talking about?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The announcers were discussing kid's night
And the MASN people showed numerous small children.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
thank you
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
voice of amber :)
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
hey hey meeeeelmo esss baaaack
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
yak jimash, my name a melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
mario is racist
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MELMO the Hedgehog
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Screw Scorpion or Sub-Zero
I’m using Melmo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
You can't stop Melmo, you can only hope to contain him
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon guys everyone should know Melvin's a second half hitter.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
or in this case, maybe a 4th quarter hitter
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
OT hitter on the power play.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The kids are back at school.
Maybe now he can concentrate.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Anytime you can limit Mora to a single...
… you gotta feel good about yourself as a big league pitcher.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
exactly Nina.
He’ll put him at cleanup
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
LUUUUKE
melmo is your father
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
This could be the best night of my life.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"We can rule the universe...
Together as father and Melmo!"
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
MELMO!!! just check out all the slogans halfway up
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
MelMO dropped da bomb on me
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Cleveland got Melmowned
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
coming from you
it should be melmOpwn3d
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
melmo can a weeble to wobble and fall down
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
*can make*
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GO MELMO
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Let's all drink some
Melmonade?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Mmmmm good stuff
But I think Ill stick with my Melmonster
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i love a Melmo night, yeah i love a Melmo night
MELVIN WASHES ALL MY CARES AWAY AND I WAKE UP TO A MELMO DAY!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
You win, Westie. You totally win.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
eddie rabbit FTW
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
you didn't like mine?
for the “born before 1975” crowd?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Dude, he used EDDIE RABBITT!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
[bows down in defeat]
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
[raises katana and strikes Zk down]
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
what's a katana
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
if you have to ask,
it’s too expensive
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
a samuri sword
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
If the question starts with "What's a..."
The answer is Google.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Seriously
I don’t get how he has not figured that out yet.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got here.
Just skimmed the gamethread.
ARE YOU ALL HIGH?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
YES!!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean
nooooo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
thats not nice
is it?? im not not like the rest here though.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
no please
do tell
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the good stuff this time broooooooooooo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
High on belieeeevin'
in Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
No
Just really excited about Melmo
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We light up that Meldo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the quote is...
What are you people? On dope?
Now name the movie. No Google allowed.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
can we bing it?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
You're old enough to remember it
And it had one VERY memorable scene with Phoebe Cates. OK, now I’ve given it away.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
since there in only one memorable scene ever with phoebe cates,
yes, you did.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Absolutely
No shoes. No shirt. No dice.
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ridgemont sir
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
The melmoberries taste like melmoberries
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
who ever heard of a melmoberry?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
I am not supporting Madden this year.
So I am buying Melmo 10.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
pre-ordered it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo is like fire
he is so wonderful, but if you get to close, he can burn you.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Cal Ripken was a big leaguer?
No way!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
MELMO LAND
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
get there felixixixixixixix
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
those ix makes my eyes hurt
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Felix could have run harder and hit the wall
But I’ll cut him some slack as this game is completely and totally meaningless.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Melmo disagrees
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
totally
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much, yeah.
The only way it could mean less is if we were playing the Royals
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Its a bird, its a plane, ITS MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Is it just me or is Hernandez frustrating to watch.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
let melmo pitch!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not nearly as frustrating as Berken
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Or when Rich Hill was pitching....vomit....
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He had those three good games
Of course they were against the Royals, Nats, and Phillies @ CPB
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Melmonize me, Cap'n!
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
ONE, it's like a dream come true
TWO, just wanna be with you
THREE, Melmo it’s plain to see, that you’re the only one for meeeee
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I would do ANYTHING for Melmo....
… but I won’t do that…. no no…. no I won’t do that.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Lemme get dat.... lemme get dat.. lemme get dat dat dat dat dattttt
BOOM BOOM MELMO!!!!
(Why the fuck did I just use Black Eyed Peas lyrics?)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
i like the peas
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Subliminal message?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
this getting ridiulous
not that i’m complaining
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
YEAAAAAAA Turn my Melmo on
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
come together, right now over melmo
Beatles!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo halter tops for all!
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. THIS IS MELVIN MORA!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
I think we're Melmo now...... doesnt seem to be anyone arrround.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON MELMO!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
nor does godzilla!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it's from the movie Training Day
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
its better with
cristopher mintz-plasse as DW and Common as the other dude
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
With great power comes great Morability
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Madness? No. THIS. IS. MELMO!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
this is so mattwietersfacts-esque
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
No, it is CCesque
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Fat and making a lot of money?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
LOL
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait...
We have to be making a lot of money? Dammit!
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There is a 98% chance Melmo is Wieter's Dad
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
what about that other 2 percent?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
put them on Maury for paternity testing.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Why do we need a split screen of Meredith for this?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
cant we get a split screen of his wife instead?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
+10
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
i would like matt wieters to shut jeff zona up with a homerun now
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
jeff zona?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
man you gots to get the game on the telly
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
can't laptop is being borrowed by friend
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not going to lie
I don’t care about Cla’s daughter, his wife otoh…
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Tolstoy's original draft was
War and Melmo…..
or was it Melmo and Peace?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
there we go
thats the hot wife
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Hope you were watching there, O Nina
There’s your look at Cla’s wife.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
For the record, I just want to see what she looks like
I’m fascinated by baseball players’ wives… and what it means for me and how I could probably never become one. Though, hmm, AJ is still single right? Yess… it could work…
wieters got a hold of that foul ball
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Matt gets behind in the count far too often
That has to be his biggest weakness in my estimation.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
that's what SHE said
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
she happens to work for the parks department
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
??
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
swing
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
nice shorts
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
natalie meredith
when i get my L-top back im starting the o’s wives catalouge
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Jeff Zona
I don’t care?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
STFU JEFF ZONA
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
what is he saying
why is he in the booth?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He's saying something along the lines of
“BLAAAH BLAH BLAH BLABABABAB I LOVE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE”
it's like listening to a phil rizzuto called game
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
TIE GAME
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
TIE GAME!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
He's not the Melmo we deserve. He's the Melmo we need.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
haha yea cla for clapping!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
melmo knows the krabby patty secret formula
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
-1
You’ve already made that joke.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
to BSF, not you ha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
no not threve!!!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm at -3
good golf score
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
automatic elimination
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
what am i elminated from?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know
but i already won it
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM ROASTED
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
don't tempt me
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Buck just muttered under his breath,
“Thank God that interview is over.”
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I mute my TV for all of those phone interviews... was it that much worse than usual?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I just tuned it out kind of.
Too busy focusing on the Melmo thread tonight
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
lol same
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i only look when they are mentioning cla
mainly to get a peek at teh wife
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again Cla Meredith's wife is HOT!
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Of note: becomgin a pro baseball player is a good way to get a hot wife.
Too bad I peaked at baseball around the age of 12.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
You know what the wrong way is?
Being polite to a girl and having a low income.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true.
FML.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
ahahahahah
+10,000
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
I was at a Las Vegas AAA game last week,
and some minor league wives were sitting near us. Just as hot as major league wives. I guess they’ll even go for $400,000 or less
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
There are attractive wives/gfs at the Sally League games I attend.
I assume they’re with the guys who got good bonuses.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
We are in rare form tonight.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It would only improve with poems
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
melmo
melmo
you know
continue the poem
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Baltimo wants poems
It’s time again. Late August
means C C haikus.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
The best thus far
But that’s not saying much, considering your competition.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
that middle line is 9 syllables
FAIL
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
epic FAIL
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
Japanese haiku don’t have to be 5-7-5. It’s something Americans basically made up.
I’m a nerd.
i actually knew this
but was playing to the stereotype
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
right
eungh huh, we all believe you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really hard to rhyme with melmo
I can only come up with elbow
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Follow zk's model
Doesn’t have to rhyme.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
melmo
you are awesome
are the first, second,third, fourth, fith sixth, and seventh wonder of the world
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a melmoku
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Good sentence structure
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
yes
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit, it's the 6th inning already?
Really haven’t watched since MELMO"S HOMER HAHa
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
im racking my brain for more qoutes
trying to think 1940’s and 30’s here. Best time period of movies
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
i am shocked, shocked, that memlo hit a homerun this evening.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
whats that from?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, im dumb
i did one from that earlier, BOGEY!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
what possessed you to come to this godforsaken place?
the waters. I came to casablanca for the waters.
the waters? but we’re in the middle of a desert!
i was melmoformed.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
I came to casablance for the wieters
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
best thread of all time?
Per chance it tis
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
i feel bad for stacey
she’s missing to see a movie
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
oh that's gold!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Not quite
There was a rain-delayed Twins game that led to some pretty awesome things earlier in the year.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Some of the west coast games earlier this year were pretty great
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that mariners series
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i probs missed those
i went to the games
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
There wasn't the same kind of focused insanity
This is all Melmo all the time, and it’s awesome.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
true
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"I've lost all self-control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
the goal, MELMO-VATION!"
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The Deity!
‘Cause sooner or later, God’s gonna cut you down…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
this thread makes me realize
within a 15 mile radius of my home there is like one other Orioles fan
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Im going to rent the Melmoist....
I love Jamie Foxx
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
He was in another good movie
Melmo.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I was in the sun way to long today....
I think Im going to get MELMANOMA
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
you need to apply more melmoscreen
ok, that was lame
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
it's not a homerun
it’s melmomerun
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
MEMLMO!!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
melmo 3 for 3!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
CANDYGRAM FOR MELMO
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i'm having same problem with the jumping
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
you can turn it off in prefs if youy want
but wehre’s the fun in that?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
My scrolling finger gets way more exercise this way
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
wait, you scroll?
just use the Z key, man
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
You have your own key?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
HAHHAHAHA
MELMO…. Will this be the first ever UNANIMOUS MBP?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
it now stands for Melmo Birdland Player
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we just call it "The Melmo"
Like on the office when they have “The Dundies…”
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck no
I haven’t participated in this debauchery because Mora doesn’t inspire any kind of excitement for me; he’s just an old player who reminds me of a bad front office.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
B
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[shakes head]
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I was continuing BSF's BOO
but that works too :-)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Melmo is due for a walkoff tonight
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
No disrespect to David Hernandez, but how do you not do a nice job against Cleveland?
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
You pitch for the Royals
and you’re name is not Zack Greinke
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
GTFO LUUUUUUUUUUKE
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
ahhhhhh shit.....
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Luke just missed that.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
IDIOT
It’s …..GONE! A HOMERU-
Oh, no, it’s off the wall!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Residual Melmosity?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Not until he starts planting balls on Eutaw St again
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
One more...
Tyler Durden: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator: Melmo. I’d fight Melmo.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Does this mean
we are putting Mel in every word? Melvry word?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
not as good as
Melmoooooo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I, MELVIN
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
oh, VERY cultured of you.
trés erudite.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
oui
j’aime le melmo. no no, j’adore le melmo et j’aime le melmo. Tu as le sucre?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
no
i just made it up, i remember that movie, in the sewers
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Et tu Melmo?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
ROFMELMAO
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHMELMOHAHAHAHAHA
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
This is just getting scary.
Have you all been brainwashed by the Melmoness?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
to melmo or to not melmo is the question
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope it's not heretical to say this
but those sideburns make Luke look a little like Johnny Damon. I think it’s the cheekbones.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Are we going to have any Open Thread copycat's tonight?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
johnny started it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
a confession!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
uh oh
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
damn you
you were supposed to copy me there ha. But nah it’s probably for the better that it isn’t started again
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I was about to
But the decided against it
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I was about to
But the decideded against it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
clever
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Night, and good Melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
A melmo by any other name is still a Melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
HELP! I need somemelmo
Help! Not just anymelmo
Help!! You know I need somemelmo
Helllllp!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Which CD was that song from?
A Hard Day’s Melmo or Sgt Peppers Lonely Melmo Band Club?
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
the melmo submarine
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
nice grab sizemore
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Green Eggs and Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
These giants melmos, carrying these small brown children away in their beaks.
beaks? Melmos with beaks???
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
no one gets it
sigh
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
A Melmophant Never Forgets.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
he won't come today, but he'll surely come tomorrow
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
That's what... man, I need some new material
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
she said
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
SOYLENT GREEN IS MEMLO!
THEY’RE EATING MEMLO!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
+1
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
oh shit they just tried to kill melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
They're trying to kill MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
One Melmo to Rule them all.
One melmo to find them.
One Melmo to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
with your teeth!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
He would have been Melmowned.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
The Andromelmo Strain
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Melvin K. Melmo’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Stairway to Melmo
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The Secret Case of Melmo Button
Its like he’s getting younger tonight….
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
The sign up ahead
ITS THE MELMO ZONE
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
We are anything but melmoncoly
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Dododododododod You are NOW entering the Melmo Zone. Dododododododo
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Help I’m steppin’ into the Melmo zone
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being blown
My beacon’s been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I’ve gone too far
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Never go full Melmo
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
what do you mean you melmo's
What do you mean you melmos
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you will like this duck:
my english class watched this movie
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You MUST be in college now
No way a HS showed Tropic Thunder.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
nope he did
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
im running out of stuff
ive muted the game and am now thinking of every movie i have ever seen
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
branch out and use plays like kba
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
i used R and J once
maybe i will use songs instead
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
E=MelmoC squared
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
I really love watching the Baltimore Melmorioles
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's ahead in the count
He will reach.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
for the stars
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone give me credit
I’m just sick of him getting behind, and it’s by far his biggest weakness in my position. His bat speed is fine.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
In my opinion
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
melmo hater
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Night at the Melmosuem
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
FUTURE!!!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
DONG WIETERS!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
WIETERS!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
MATT W
just sayin’ now back to melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
WIETERS!
Getting his MELMO on.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
The Deity
You can run on for a long time…..
Cause that ball’s over the wall!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
matt wieters wishes he was as good as Melmo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
my mom is in that movie
true story.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Melmo Treasure Island
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
he already took it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that movie.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
the computer game was awesome
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
The daleks refere to Melvin as
the oncoming Melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
This thread has officially....
….jumped the Mora.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
THIS IS BASEBALL.......THIS IS MELMOLAND!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Melmo Vs. Mothra
guess who wins?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
MELMOTHRA v GODZILLA
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Firefox melmozilla?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
MAGIC MAGIC Melmioles MAGIC
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
with or without the mini-Ditka?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
The hurricane
Because Melvin Mora is an old baseball player.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
buuuuuuuuuzzkiiiiiiiil
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Russell Crowe was a good boxer in that one movie
The Melmo Man
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
melmoville
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Im going to mix up a Melmorita..... anyone want anything?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
can you make another Melmorita for me?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
i'd like a hendricks meltini,
up with a twist, plz
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
MelFu Panda
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
A White Melmo?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Nah Im a beer guy.... can I just get a
MELWAUKEE’S BEST!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Melvin is so modest
everything he does is never melmodramatic
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that Melmo does go on
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart
And Melmo will go on and on
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That point in that movie..
where you see Melmo’s nipple. Hot.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Don Melmoeone
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
PENICILLIN BABY!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
and the winner is...
Melmo. The melmo boys in the building tonight, oh what a feeling im feeling melmolight
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Im gonna go watch some scrabbled Melmo..... brb
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
They call me Melmo Yellowwww
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
quite rightly
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Rocky Melmoa
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Itll be a MELMONSTRACITY if he doesnt get MBP tonight
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
who wins? 9 little melmos or one big melmo?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
the new song by coldplay
melmo
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Son, your mouth's writing checks your Melmo can't cash
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
you just reminded me to pay my credit card bill.
thank you.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Hello people
I wonder does anyone happen to be listening to this game on the radio? I was listening on the way home and Fred Manfra was just ridiculous calling that double that Luke hit. He acted like it was a home run right off the bat. He was really hamming it up and I was getting so excited. I thought it was on Eutaw for sure. But no, off the wall. What a dummy. Maybe save those crazy dramatic calls when it’s actually a no doubter.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
same thing happened on TV
“it’s going….., going……, homeru-
OH NO IT’S OFF THE WALL"
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
there's a game going on?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If he had put a little bit more melmojo into it
it woulda been a HR
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way
Fred Manfra does that shit all the time. I usually listen on the radio (am listening now) and Fred always gets me excited only to usually let me down. “And the pitch to Markakis…. lonG fLY BALL!… deeP tO ceNTER!… centeR fielDER goING BACK!!!!!…. and settles under it and makes the catch, and ends the inning.”
What would Killa Kam be doing if he didn't have baseball?
Would he be Big Bird?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
World's tallest Nomar impersonator.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Dear Dannys Beaz
Please eat a box of dicks.
Thank you.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
How does one package a box of dicks?
All just strewn about in the box? Or wrapped individually?
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
styrofoam popcorn to prevent bruising
or bubblewrap
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
have you heard the song
part of me, by royce da 5’9?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
o ok
he is in slaughter house with: joe budden, joell ortiz and crooked I????
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP
PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
nice dude
i didnt expect to hear this from you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
think back a couple years
and you would. :)
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
I'm going to do a fanpost
with all melmoisms
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
really no need to do that.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
This is a singular moment in time
The humor in this thread will never be funny in any other time and place.
But right here, right now, it is a beautiful thing.
Let it live in its natural environment. Do not sully its memory by trying to prolong its life.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
melmoville slugger
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
UFC edition...
I’m going to go home tonight and drink a Coors Light because Bud Light won’t pay me. I’m going to sit down with my friends and family and hell, I might even get on top of Melmo tonight."
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ha Melmo Lesnar
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I want to see a Brock Lesnar/Floyd Mayweather tag team in WWE
Vince needs to make that shit happen.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
I just had another great idea
along with my wives and partners catalouge, how about a sidebar thing with links to the greatest threads of all times
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
OMG you guys
The Melmo campaign slogans? PURE GENIUS. Thank you.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Shin-Soo Melmoo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
We were waiting for the perfect melmoment
And you just found it!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe the announcers can STFU now
about how baez puts the leadoff guy on and it never hurts him
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Buck Martinez is a dumbass
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Danys Baez
Gee Buck, WHY aren’t some teams breaking down the Orioles door to trade for Baez?
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
one small step for melmo, one giant leap for melmo kind
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
THE ever so common
1-3-1 play
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
WOW
Way to stay with it guys
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
Hunter sounded like a hockey announcer on that play
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
doing his best
3DMelmo impersonation
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
gggggooooOOOOOOOooooo MEEEEElllllmmmmmmOOOOOO
[pitch changing guy from i love you man]
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
OR
Dory speaking whale
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
from Finding Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
That play was a work of art
like the MELMONA LISA!!!! BOOM
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not all the impressive of a painting really
When i was at the Louvre i much preferred getting to see the Venus de Melmo
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously you gusy
this is the best game thread ever. I’m not finished reading it yet, though. Well done.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
timmy l got the ball rolling
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it was Wieters Wieners
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you thank you.... Melmo bless you
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I am crying now.........
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
o quite being so melmodramtic
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I am crying now.........
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
still?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, melmostill
actually, that shouldn’t be there, haha. this thread must be overloading or something,
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
melmoverload?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
it was WW or maybe GetSt
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
um, maybe not so much with using "gay" as a slur, dude.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
no worries. :)
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
sorry, from context, it wasn't really clear why the word was thrown in there
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
make it a 4 for 4
and 4 more years MELMO!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
hit another one!!!!!!!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
MELMO!
MELMO! MELMO! MELMO! MELMO! MELMO!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Wasn't he on TV?
You’re thinking of Mr. Melmo, Emilio Lizardo was a brilliant scientist.
So was Mr. Melmo.
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
Run, Melmo, run!
(Yes, I know he K’d, but I couldn’t resist.)
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
3 ty 3!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
i feel like i've produced nothing for melmo efforts
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes I watch Emelmoril Legassi
and get hungry
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Whoever does the Game Recap
MUST continue the Melsanity
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
glad someone caught the reference
thought it was a bit of a stretch
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ok I'm finally through all of these ridiculous comments
This game thread is going to have more comments in it than on Matt Wieters Day
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
I don't remember
since I was at the game. I want to say like 1100ish.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
I was there and I can't remember
There were a lot of people I never saw before at that one
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
1195
http://www.camdenchat.com/2009/5/29/892901/gamethread-tigers-26-20-orioles-22
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
today is Melmopendnce day
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You wanna know a great anagram for MELVIN MORA
MAN OVER MIL
Go ahead… work it out. All the letters are there. Does it make sense? Probably not.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Vin roam me
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
marvin love
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
raven moilm
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
MAIN ROME VL
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That HR ball had Meltigo it was so high up
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Please, will you one time....
Let me be Melmo?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HAHAHA
this = just as good as eddie rabbit
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the best day of my lfe
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
I love camden but I really miss.
MELMORIAL!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Melmo,
I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
What was all that one in a melmillion talk?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been Melmo'd like that since grade school.
Now, name the movie.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I could go for some Watermelmon
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
I think y'all drove Baltimo right out of here.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
just ast long as he stays away from
methmophedmines
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i think him getting called a boob did it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that was hilarious though
a well placed B
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Baltimora?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
the jimmy stewart one or the original?
fuck yeah i know that
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The Stewart one, I don't think I've seen the original. A big Melmocock fan.
Boy that doesn’t sound right.
Melmoral
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
something just wrong
about “melmocock”
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
haha that was a true lol moment
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
It would be fitting if melmo can make this last out
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I dont want this to end =(
Please go into Melmovertime
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
you are always wishing for that!
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
last night you were drunk on the beers
tonight you are drunk on melmo
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Think of the little Melmomaniacs
They’re saying their prayers and taking their vitamins and waiting for this game to end, so they can go to bed.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
?
Puerto Rico?
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
my favorite!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
ah
and thus our TV twinness comes to an end
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
JJ's 2 seamer has been on fire these past couple outings
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
He does seem to be throwing it mora often...
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Twas brillig.....
and the MELMOMRATHS outgabe…..
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Caterpillars go through a Melvinmorasis and become butterflies
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
no melmoflies
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
Gonfoo….not to single anyone out but I laughed out loud on almost every one of yours tonight
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yanks are in the 7th right now
singing “Godddd Blesss Melmericaaaaaaaaaa”
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Ahahahaha, that's melmazing
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i haven't come of with anything good tonight for melmo
:(
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
this stuff isn't really my forte either
But I enjoy it. It may even be better than the game thread done entirely in rhyme. that one I believe drove O’sfan21 away.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Why's that? It's not like it's hard to rhyme "fuck"!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he drives a truck?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Until I sold it...
for a BUCK!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
then i snuck....
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Patience, melhopper
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
in response to BSF
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
So according to ESPN
Cleveland only made two outs in the top of the sixth LOL.
Still not melmazing though. Only melmo could be that
Melmos way
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Let's go JJ!
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
God dammit
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
OH NO
WHAT
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Melmofuck me
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
hey Wieters Wieners
it continues, your wish is granted
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
No, now we have to score a run for melmovertime :(
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Wait, what?
JJ.
Really?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
It happens
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
still a bummer
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
oh man now I'm sad
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
That really took the wind out of our sails
This sucks. Sometimes I hate baseball.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
im a
Melmomaniac
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
son of a melmo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
at least melmo wood is warming up
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
JJ was obviously reading this thread
and giggled when he threw that HR pitch.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Melmo makes me happy when when skies are great, please dont make my melmoshine aaaawaaay
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
It stinks to see JJ give that one up
But a loss is a loss, so I’m happy.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
He pulls that shit towards the end of the season
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
We still have a chance at #2
Our schedule is harder than Kansas City’s.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
So, Roberts will pinch hit for Andino, right?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
your melmotherfucking right
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He better
Andino
Izturis
Pie
Is hardly confidence inspiring
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
is AJ ready to play?
Maybe pinch hit for Pie, too
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Why pinch for Pie?
He is a better hitter now a days than Izzy, right?
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
put in new aubrey
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Rather hit for Izturis.
Pie could hit one out.
rich hill could bat too
or maybe baez…..best BA and OBP on the team!
by twistedlogic on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Newsreel reporter: I told you… I can’t even talk to people… around there. It’s… I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, Melmo’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage, and everybody can hardly breathe and talk… I-I’m sorry. Honest, I can hardly breathe. I’m going to step inside where I cannot see Melmo. Charlie, that’s terrible. I… Listen folks, I’m going to have to stop for a minute, because I’ve lost my voice… This is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed … Oh, the humanity…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just think CC
Without Melmo’s hr tonight and all the great awesomeness that ensued, we’d all be flippin’ out hardcore about this homer given up by JJ hahah. It’s weird, but I am not pissed off or anything.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
we need to get mora from less
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
everyone is too afraid to hit to melmo
they are hitting it foul
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
AND THEN MELMO SAID UH UH YOU HIT IT FAIR
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
heeeelp im melmoting
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
What on earth happened?!?!?!?!?!
I leave and come back and we’re losing? Who do we blame this on?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
JJ and Baez I guess
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Baez.
It’s always the right choice.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
hell if i melmoknow
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Pie walk-off.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Why couldn't you get that grounder to Melmo two batters earlier, JJ?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
ok just melmow out and focus now
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Come on guys.....
WHERE IS YOUR MELMOTIVATION!!!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I dunno
That HR was just melmortifying
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
im no melmwhore
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Their closer's ERA is 4.50? Fuck it, we got this! MELMOOOOOO JENKINS
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
At least I have chicken.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
MelRob
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Lets Melmo O's!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
im gonna go practice melmort law
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
He who must not be named
Voldemora
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mount Rushmora?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
!!!!!
Tell me you’ve been saving this… money
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
well everyone is basically using "melmo"
and I had seen a few moraisms, so now I guess I am thinking of those, running out of melmo ideas haha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
fucking hustle!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
he just did "naughty" things with his wife???
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
roberts never melmustles
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
For someone with playoff experience
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
AJ can't really swing a bat with his current back problems.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
i can't think off anything melmo
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
why?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
he should definitely be a spokesperson for Chik-Fil-A
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I thought Pie was out
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Pie
melmustles
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Felix ran his Melmass off.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
PEE YAY! Now that's how you run down the line!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
nolan riemoraold
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Take some melnotes of that hustle, melrob
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who? (say it real fast)
LOL…. it has mellmo in there, had to use it.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
sweet
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
HAHAH WHY THE FUCK DID CARROLL PICK THAT BALL UP?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Pie is hilarious tonight
I love seeing him pumped
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
I love his happy claps
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
He's got the YEAH BOI claps going
woowoo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Damn!
Pie on third!
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
Taking 2 bases on an infield hit
Felix Pie is fucking awesome.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
MELMAZING
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
intentional walk to get to mora?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
i want Moraoes and milk
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Reimoldness!
Boy he really Reimolded that! (Desperate attempt to mix it up here!) :)
ain't gonna work!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
don't melworry
we got melmo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Nick Melmokakis
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
cringes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Nick!
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
we need a defining melmoment
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
We're gonna need a bigger Melmo...
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
A fucking melmonster
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on NIcky!!!!
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
MELNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
FUCK
Come on, ump, at least get help on that one.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Oh bullshit, blue, you suck.
He didn’t move the bat of his fucking shoulder, you cock.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
Melmumpire, “eat a box of dicks” per favore
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
you cocksucker! ask for fucking help you dickweed piece of fucking shit!
even though he clearly swung
touche
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That was kind of like Brady striking out with Cal on deck in Cal's final game
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Well, that was a melmokill
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
hahahah
Nothing can kill my melmo buzz right now….nothing
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That, that was not a good call, blue
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I think he had it right
But you say mel-may-mo I say mel-mah-mo
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck this
im doing Melmwashing the dishes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
M!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
M!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
M!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
O!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
copycat
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Melno...Don't start that
That Johnny S is real annyoing with that shit
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Tora tora tora
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
O!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
e
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Would anyone be hugely disappointed
if I did the Melmotastic recap in the morning? I’ve got to be up at 6:30 anyway…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
i dont Melmind
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
if you want to do it in the morning...
otherwise I can throw something together.
It won’t have melmo has every other word, though.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
It won't
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
it has to
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
except that it won't
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
IT MUST!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
IT MELMUSTTTT
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Then I might as well do it in the Melmorning
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
all right then
do it in the morning. But remember that people read that shit when adding in five million melvins :)
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
I'll limit myself to 4 million.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
definitely
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I don't think words can do justice to describing this thread
You had to be there.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It has to have Melmo in it at least 25 times
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
or there will be melmlood
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I will look forward to reading it int he melmorning
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking mora like 40
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Reply Fail on me....
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I knew what you meant.
Dont melmorry about it.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Did that guy reach over the wall on the Marte home run?
I think he did, what a douche.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
yea then he was celebrating
you are an o’s fan. You just saw a homer that coughed up the mellead? what the melmo?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
he makes melmad
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah... that was the one to drive
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
im drinking Melmorange juice
have a Melmawesome night people
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks for the melcompany
it was meltastic. (that’s the best I can do. Tomorrow the Baez hate.)
I have a feeling that tomorrow this team is going to be out for blood
and it could be ugly for the Indians tomorrow.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Melmusters last stand
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHHAHAHAHA
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
We can only hope!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Help us, Melvin Mora, you're our only hope...
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Did you see how pissed Pie was when the game ended?
It was awesome. I LOVE that kid.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
by Stacey on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
one last time:
MEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
you Melmost certintatly do
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll sum it up:
Melmo homered early in the game.
A couple of people became obsessed with this and started throwing out Melmo slogans and eventually all of us were drawn into the Melmaelstrom.
By the end, tears were streaming down my cheeks.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Its worth reading, but i dont think you'll really come up with an explanation
Melmo hit a melmomerun, and someone started sticking his name in political slogans. and it melmoballed from there.
Yeah it was hilarious at first
then mildly amusing, now it’s sort of annoying. It’s gone from actual funny thoughtful thing to just putting melmo in front of everything.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
I guess you had to be there or be part of it
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yea
it is still hilarious in my book
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Agreed.
It will be less funny tomorrow, but oh well.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I know everyone will be falling asleep and thinking of Melmore and wake up like DAMMIT!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Its really about the melmories.
They will live on
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha i don't think anyone has used that one yet
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
We need a melmontage of this thread
To recall the good ones.
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Next year on the anniversary
should be a CC game night at MelmOPaCY. Then we can reminisce face to face and continue the melmonocity
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
I think its better left alone
I think the recap has to reflect it, but otherwise its something that needs to end tonight.
Oh I just wanted to use montage with melmo
Wasnt seriously suggesting it
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
we were there when it started
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i came up with one good one
I was a letdown
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you feel like you Melmissed out on the fun Stacey?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
At first a little bit, but whenver zk said that this thread had jumped the mora, he was right on.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
however
“a melmo in every pot” is freaking genius, whoever said it.
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
(raises hand!!!!!)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Yeah...I read the whole thing...
I might have found it funny in the moment (probably not), but with JJ giving up that HR I was in a bad mood while reading it and found it mostly annoying.
melmo and im out
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
August 27 2009
Never forget!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We'll bring it up next year on 8/27/10
when JoshUA Bell is hitting homers for us :-)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
updated sig
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
what's the comment count?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
+1150 i think by now, I refreshed and it was 1100, and that was a few minutes ago
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
MEL DONE tonight folks... I enjoyed it.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Sorry man.... go watch a movie to get your mind off things.
Something TOTALLY off the topic so you can cleanse your mind of it.
Maybe: Lethal Weapon, Braveheart, The Patriot, The Passion….. something like those movies…
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I reccomend Airheads or PCU
something that you don’t have to think about
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
I've been up since before 6, cut me some slack
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
Arrrghhhh
I thought it might slip past! They are MEL Gibson flicks… ok im dumb
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true
And I am one ridiculous fellow
by John Stephens on Aug 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
me too!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know about the most ridiculous, but it's gotta be top three
I don’t think this tops the night I ended up climbing down a manhole in Owings Mills at 2am.
But that’s another story for another day…
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
can you tell the story tomorrow?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
open thread material!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
CC record?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
for comments
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian Matusz's debut had over 1300 comments
but it was broken up over two posts to keep the computers fast
I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry
What was that giraffe's name from Madagascar?
Melmon?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Good night, Camden Chat
I’ll see you in the open thread tomorrow afternoon.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
that was a good one dude
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
alright, folks.
I am out of here, mora or less. Leaving early for school tomora. Auf morasehen!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
hey people, you forgot something:
NATALIE FUCKING MEREDITH
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Natalie Fucking Moradith?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
anyone left?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
but no, I am just about to peace
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
your new sig makes no sense
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
true but tonight made melno sense as well
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
hey its sexylady5
a/s/l?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
O shit, we lost!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
lol
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What, game's over?
I’ve just been catching up on comments…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
this has been the greatest day in my young life
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Well I kind of hope not?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Dont worry..... youll touch a BOOOOOOO-b one day
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
google that
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
actually dont
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
really
also cuse im pretty sure he said he was boring someone elses computer earlier
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
CC only gets better
i used to be a youngin’ here like you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
the mods comapred you at my age to me
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm really?
i surpose, that was in my first years, oh like 4 years ago i geuss
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Melmo dont go!
MELMO come back!
i forget its like 11pm with you guys
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i want to hug melmo and all 18 of his kids
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
I Melieve i can fly! I Melieve i can touch the sky!!!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This game was mora-aculius
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
b/c im bored
i actually re-read some of this thread, it was fucking awesome!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 28, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Wow
Melvin Mora would love to see this one. 1300+posts…
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