GameThread: Indians @ Orioles, 7:05 PM
by Stacey on Aug 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT
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No time for a lot of details tonight as I'm on my way out the door for dinner followed by GI Joe. Any mods who show up and want to pretty this up, please do!
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Wow
I cant get over how much I hate that commercial.
I love the ones with the old folks looking at pics of their “kids” and the mother walking the infant around the room singing the Oriole bird song. But that douchebag kid/Dad kills me “THE MOOON BOUNCE”!!! ARGHHHHH!!!!
Cant wait for it to run its course.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
yeah it’s horrible. Does the dad only see the kid once or twice a year? It’s just an odd conversation made worse by a stupid kid.
by PhilR8 on Aug 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extremely awkward chat
I think his Dad doesnt hug him enough…. or maybe a little too much… either way, there is some real tension there.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anita Marks can sing
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
will amber be back?
please say yes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fingers crossed
Lets hope she brought the glasses too
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd guess she didn't want to go to minny-sota
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But she likes Kansas City?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She doesnt want to melt the whole state with her hotness
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DH has really struggled lately
maybe the ’pen is best for him.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY!!!! GO CLEVELAND!!!
1-0 ALREADY!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least it's good news for my fantasy team
Not that Sizemore has really worked out so well overall this season…
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Aug 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grady Sizemore owned that moment
There’s your answer, shitty MASN commercial.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Good start
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
Where was that first pitch to Soo??
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shen shoo shoo?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got here. Was it a meatball?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Hernandez wouldn't throw so many stinking fastballs.
Its like 94, 94, 93. 94. 94. 94. 93. 94……..
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stinking fastball, no. Sinking fastball, yes.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Pie got his full chance
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There you go PIE
Wow…. is he going to be our starting DH next year lol
He reminds me a little of Soriano
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mirror image of Soriano
Hasn’t found quite the power stroke that Soriano has yet, though.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Pie at first, Reimold to DH.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cant imagine what ways Pie
would find to screw up playing 1st. lol
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Err
Pie in left.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could happen.
Or Jones to left and Pie to center
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck am I typing
I’ve been advocating Pie to left, Jones to center, and Reimold to DH for awhile now.
I am seriously spacing out.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scott to first
Or just get rid of him somehow.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think AJ does a great job in center
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not better than Pie
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possibilities
1. Pie thinks he’s a runner instead of a fielder and runs to second base on a routine ground ball.
2. Pie catches a foul ball near the dugout with less than two outs and tosses it into the stands.
3. Pie forgets to hold a runner.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seems like a waste of Pie's speed
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me? I think Hernandez' future is the pen.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lots of people think that
but I’d give him more than 10 starts to figure it out
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrietta could wind up in the pen, as well.
Becoming our Papelbon
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
minus the the obnoxious-ness
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
geez david
walks are not cool.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally forgot we were back home
was waiting for the 8 oclock start
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh
Our bullpen should be really crowded next year…. in a good way.
Koji and Sarfate coming back too. That kid Perrault destroying it down at Norfolk adding to the crowd.
It should be a nice problem to have….
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone seen the new nfl.com gamecenter?
I’m very confused.
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmmmm ammmmmmmmber
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kiss me Melvin
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MELMOSITY!
DINGER!
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second, WHO just homered?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Melmo!!!!!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
i dont see you to often round this here parts anymore duck
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Busy the last few weeks
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
And the laptop went away. :(
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i feel you
my laptop is gone and has been for like a week now
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Following game threads on my phone is a pain.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
im using someone elses D-top
it limits what i can do
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 MORE YEARS!!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!
LMAO
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MORA IS THE FUTURE
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 MORE YEARS!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mora: Change We Can Believe In
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im loving this.... keep it going
Melmo: Yes We Can!
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We Like Melmo!
ehhh… ok doesn’t quite ring like “We like Ike”
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget Josh Bell!
We got Melmo!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MELMO: Building a bridge to the 21st century
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tippecanoe and Melmo too
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo: Maverick
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make Melmo, Not War
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can put lipstick on a 3rd baseman.....
haha
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo: The Striaght Respect Express
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo: He kept us out of war
1916 in da house!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Win with Melmo!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo or Blood!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo make sacred pact.
He promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. He say, you do. No questions.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember the Melmamo!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on fire tonight
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Melmo in every pot. A Melmo in every garage
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say Heelo to my leeeetle meeeeelmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melvin, will make you an offer you cant refuse
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you build it, Melmo will come
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo knows the krabby patty secret formula
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have to watch spongebob to get it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aaaand here weeeee
MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a stretch
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it was westie
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo is the reason waldo is hiding!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo found waldo
with his eyes closed!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo picks his teeth
With other people’s teeth.
We could do this all night.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo CAN slam a revolving door.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i proudly
used james cagney and humphrey bogart qoutes.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mattwietersfacts-esque
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in melmo we trust
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly Melmo, I dont give a damn.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmofacts.com?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made it, Melmo, top of the world!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Play it agian melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe in Melmo. Melmo has made my fortune
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is that from?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the godfather
(I believe in America. America has made my fortune)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
o yeah duh
my favorite movie ever, i knew i heard it somewhere, im ashamed, its at the very start of the film.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
why?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
o yeah
totally
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the big brain on Melmo!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Melvin probabyl said to himself:
wha da fuck dee I jus do?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and that's how he would of said it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
word
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo can eat soup with chopsticks!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
basing it off your sig
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know man, ha.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo night... I love it
Might as well enjoy it while we can.
Itll be all over soon.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job on that wife, Cla.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not bad cla
sweet score for you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we need to get a catolouge (sp) of all the O's wives going
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im serious here
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Brian wins
if we’re keeping score
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should do that too
compile a list, give scores, whatever
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do we list girlfriends?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i suppose
yes
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey who said the quote in your signature?
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ichiro
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the women can do the same for the Os players
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like a good idea
although your job is easier
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah since there are so many HOT GUYS!!
kidding
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIGGY makes me blush heehee
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wiggy+Brian Bass= love
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
I missed the entire first hour of this game (forgot it started at 7 again), missed Mora hit a home run, AND missed Claaaaa’s supposed hott wife?
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you suck wiggy
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont care what happens tonight....
Melmo has to be MBP almost guaranteed for the last time ever.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM BLACKED OUT AGAIN BY MLB.TV AND JUST SPENT 20 MINS ON THE PHONE WITH THEM!!!
THE TYRANNY IN ACCESSING THE ORIOLES GAMES MUST CEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Fat Bird on Aug 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT THE MAN!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stick it to the man!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha school of rock
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn that sucks,
i iz doing aight with it right now
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have much hatred for them.
I had the same thing happen one season before the light of MASN illuminated my life.
by Crys on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was in Baltimore, I'd be more than happy
to look at Amber on MASN
by The Fat Bird on Aug 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. I'm not sure he was really out at 2nd there
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can you explain your sig?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that phrase is usually used in basketball
like if players are hitting lots of 3’s in a game
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And even still
it doesn’t really make sense. It was just funny to me
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Izzy is amazing
Screw Adrienne Gonzalez. He makes every freaking play
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY! Did I just see BSF at the game. haha
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM ROASTED
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was legen... wait for it... DARY
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you talking about?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was bsf the little blonde with pigtails?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I was going with the redhead
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm listening to the game on radio.
so i’ll repeat
what are you talking about?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The announcers were discussing kid's night
And the MASN people showed numerous small children.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
voice of amber :)
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey hey meeeeelmo esss baaaack
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yak jimash, my name a melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mario is racist
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MELMO the Hedgehog
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw Scorpion or Sub-Zero
I’m using Melmo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't stop Melmo, you can only hope to contain him
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon guys everyone should know Melvin's a second half hitter.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or in this case, maybe a 4th quarter hitter
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT hitter on the power play.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
The kids are back at school.
Maybe now he can concentrate.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anytime you can limit Mora to a single...
… you gotta feel good about yourself as a big league pitcher.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness, I hope this doesn't make Trembley think it's okay to have Melmo regularly batting 5th
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly Nina.
He’ll put him at cleanup
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LUUUUKE
melmo is your father
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
This could be the best night of my life.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"We can rule the universe...
Together as father and Melmo!"
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
MELMO!!! just check out all the slogans halfway up
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MelMO dropped da bomb on me
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland got Melmowned
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
coming from you
it should be melmOpwn3d
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo can a weeble to wobble and fall down
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*can make*
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO MELMO
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's all drink some
Melmonade?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm good stuff
But I think Ill stick with my Melmonster
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love a Melmo night, yeah i love a Melmo night
MELVIN WASHES ALL MY CARES AWAY AND I WAKE UP TO A MELMO DAY!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You win, Westie. You totally win.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
eddie rabbit FTW
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you didn't like mine?
for the “born before 1975” crowd?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, he used EDDIE RABBITT!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
[bows down in defeat]
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[raises katana and strikes Zk down]
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's a katana
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you have to ask,
it’s too expensive
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a samuri sword
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the question starts with "What's a..."
The answer is Google.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Just got here.
Just skimmed the gamethread.
ARE YOU ALL HIGH?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean
nooooo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're in oregon
I’m pretty sure just crossing the state border gives you a contact high
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not nice
is it?? im not not like the rest here though.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd give you my opinion
but i have to pass a character and fitness test in a couple years
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no please
do tell
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the good stuff this time broooooooooooo
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
High on belieeeevin'
in Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Just really excited about Melmo
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We light up that Meldo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the quote is...
What are you people? On dope?
Now name the movie. No Google allowed.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
can we bing it?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're old enough to remember it
And it had one VERY memorable scene with Phoebe Cates. OK, now I’ve given it away.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
since there in only one memorable scene ever with phoebe cates,
yes, you did.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
No shoes. No shirt. No dice.
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
ridgemont sir
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The melmoberries taste like melmoberries
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who ever heard of a melmoberry?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not supporting Madden this year.
So I am buying Melmo 10.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pre-ordered it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We want Brooks!
Sorry, needed to mix it up a bit!
by Crys on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Melmo is like fire
he is so wonderful, but if you get to close, he can burn you.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cal Ripken was a big leaguer?
No way!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MELMO LAND
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
get there felixixixixixixix
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
those ix makes my eyes hurt
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pie could of caught that.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awww man
Pie’s flew but couldn’t quite get there
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix could have run harder and hit the wall
But I’ll cut him some slack as this game is completely and totally meaningless.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Melmo disagrees
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much, yeah.
The only way it could mean less is if we were playing the Royals
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a bird, its a plane, ITS MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GONNA BE YOUR MAN IN MOTION
ALL NEED’S A PAIR OF WHEELS
TAKE ME WHERE MY FUTURE’S LYIN’
ST. MELMO’S FIIIIIIIIRE…….
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or is Hernandez frustrating to watch.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
let melmo pitch!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not nearly as frustrating as Berken
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or when Rich Hill was pitching....vomit....
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had those three good games
Of course they were against the Royals, Nats, and Phillies @ CPB
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmonize me, Cap'n!
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ONE, it's like a dream come true
TWO, just wanna be with you
THREE, Melmo it’s plain to see, that you’re the only one for meeeee
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would do ANYTHING for Melmo....
… but I won’t do that…. no no…. no I won’t do that.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lemme get dat.... lemme get dat.. lemme get dat dat dat dat dattttt
BOOM BOOM MELMO!!!!
(Why the fuck did I just use Black Eyed Peas lyrics?)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i like the peas
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Subliminal message?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this getting ridiulous
not that i’m complaining
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAAAAAAA Turn my Melmo on
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come together, right now over melmo
Beatles!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo halter tops for all!
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. THIS IS MELVIN MORA!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we're Melmo now...... doesnt seem to be anyone arrround.
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON MELMO!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nor does godzilla!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's from the movie Training Day
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its better with
cristopher mintz-plasse as DW and Common as the other dude
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With great power comes great Morability
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Madness? No. THIS. IS. MELMO!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is so mattwietersfacts-esque
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, it is CCesque
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fat and making a lot of money?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
LOL
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a 98% chance Melmo is Wieter's Dad
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what about that other 2 percent?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
put them on Maury for paternity testing.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do we need a split screen of Meredith for this?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cant we get a split screen of his wife instead?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+10
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would like matt wieters to shut jeff zona up with a homerun now
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jeff zona?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man you gots to get the game on the telly
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't laptop is being borrowed by friend
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to lie
I don’t care about Cla’s daughter, his wife otoh…
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tolstoy's original draft was
War and Melmo…..
or was it Melmo and Peace?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
thats the hot wife
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope you were watching there, O Nina
There’s your look at Cla’s wife.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont you mean
ThewaywardmelmO
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO I missed it
because I was looking at the computer screen… arrrggghhh!!!
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record, I just want to see what she looks like
I’m fascinated by baseball players’ wives… and what it means for me and how I could probably never become one. Though, hmm, AJ is still single right? Yess… it could work…
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe he has a girlfriend
but just because theres a goalie in the net…
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wieters got a hold of that foul ball
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt gets behind in the count far too often
That has to be his biggest weakness in my estimation.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His swing is too long.
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what SHE said
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she happens to work for the parks department
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
??
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
swing
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice shorts
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
natalie meredith
when i get my L-top back im starting the o’s wives catalouge
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Jeff Zona
I don’t care?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STFU JEFF ZONA
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, how can we get this guy to stop talking
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is he saying
why is he in the booth?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's saying something along the lines of
“BLAAAH BLAH BLAH BLABABABAB I LOVE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE”
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's like listening to a phil rizzuto called game
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIE GAME
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIE GAME!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks god slacker brian roberts wasn’t batting.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not the Melmo we deserve. He's the Melmo we need.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
haha yea cla for clapping!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
melmo knows the krabby patty secret formula
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
-1
You’ve already made that joke.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
-2
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to BSF, not you ha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no not threve!!!!!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm at -3
good golf score
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
automatic elimination
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what am i elminated from?
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont know
but i already won it
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM ROASTED
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CC!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't tempt me
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buck just muttered under his breath,
“Thank God that interview is over.”
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I mute my TV for all of those phone interviews... was it that much worse than usual?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just tuned it out kind of.
Too busy focusing on the Melmo thread tonight
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol same
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i only look when they are mentioning cla
mainly to get a peek at teh wife
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once again Cla Meredith's wife is HOT!
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of note: becomgin a pro baseball player is a good way to get a hot wife.
Too bad I peaked at baseball around the age of 12.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what the wrong way is?
Being polite to a girl and having a low income.
by Johnny_S on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
FML.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahahahahah
+10,000
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at a Las Vegas AAA game last week,
and some minor league wives were sitting near us. Just as hot as major league wives. I guess they’ll even go for $400,000 or less
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are attractive wives/gfs at the Sally League games I attend.
I assume they’re with the guys who got good bonuses.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a longtime Memlo fetishist, may i say this thread is among the best ever?
by thewaywardO on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We are in rare form tonight.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would only improve with poems
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo
melmo
you know
continue the poem
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baltimo wants poems
It’s time again. Late August
means C C haikus.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best thus far
But that’s not saying much, considering your competition.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trembley's Disrespect
weak hitting melmo’s
poorly spoken rants to media
leads to more P.T.
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that middle line is 9 syllables
FAIL
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit, i kept rewriting it
and left too many words in
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
epic FAIL
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Japanese haiku don’t have to be 5-7-5. It’s something Americans basically made up.
I’m a nerd.
by O Nina on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually knew this
but was playing to the stereotype
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
right
eungh huh, we all believe you
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really hard to rhyme with melmo
I can only come up with elbow
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Follow zk's model
Doesn’t have to rhyme.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
melmo
you are awesome
are the first, second,third, fourth, fith sixth, and seventh wonder of the world
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a melmoku
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good sentence structure
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really shouldn’t get me started.
My love for couplets is quite retarted.
by thewaywardO on Aug 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, it's the 6th inning already?
Really haven’t watched since MELMO"S HOMER HAHa
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im racking my brain for more qoutes
trying to think 1940’s and 30’s here. Best time period of movies
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i am shocked, shocked, that memlo hit a homerun this evening.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats that from?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, im dumb
i did one from that earlier, BOGEY!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
of all the melmos in all the world
by thewaywardO on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what possessed you to come to this godforsaken place?
the waters. I came to casablanca for the waters.
the waters? but we’re in the middle of a desert!
i was melmoformed.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came to casablance for the wieters
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
best thread of all time?
Per chance it tis
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i feel bad for stacey
she’s missing to see a movie
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she went to see G.I. Melmo
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh that's gold!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite
There was a rain-delayed Twins game that led to some pretty awesome things earlier in the year.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of the west coast games earlier this year were pretty great
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that mariners series
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i probs missed those
i went to the games
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There wasn't the same kind of focused insanity
This is all Melmo all the time, and it’s awesome.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've lost all self-control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
the goal, MELMO-VATION!"
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The Deity!
‘Cause sooner or later, God’s gonna cut you down…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
this thread makes me realize
within a 15 mile radius of my home there is like one other Orioles fan
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im going to rent the Melmoist....
I love Jamie Foxx
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was in another good movie
Melmo.
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in the sun way to long today....
I think Im going to get MELMANOMA
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you need to apply more melmoscreen
ok, that was lame
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not a homerun
it’s melmomerun
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY
We get a real bat to the plate
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MEMLMO!!!!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
melmo 3 for 3!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CANDYGRAM FOR MELMO
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i just tried to rec this but the thread is jumping around so much i may have flagged it by accident
by thewaywardO on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm having same problem with the jumping
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can turn it off in prefs if youy want
but wehre’s the fun in that?
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My scrolling finger gets way more exercise this way
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, you scroll?
just use the Z key, man
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have your own key?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHHAHAHA
MELMO…. Will this be the first ever UNANIMOUS MBP?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose
We must nominate ourselves for MBP
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it now stands for Melmo Birdland Player
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just call it "The Melmo"
Like on the office when they have “The Dundies…”
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck no
I haven’t participated in this debauchery because Mora doesn’t inspire any kind of excitement for me; he’s just an old player who reminds me of a bad front office.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
B
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[shakes head]
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I was continuing BSF's BOO
but that works too :-)
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Melmo is due for a walkoff tonight
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No disrespect to David Hernandez, but how do you not do a nice job against Cleveland?
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You pitch for the Royals
and you’re name is not Zack Greinke
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTFO LUUUUUUUUUUKE
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhh shit.....
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke just missed that.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IDIOT
It’s …..GONE! A HOMERU-
Oh, no, it’s off the wall!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Residual Melmosity?
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Luuuuke hot again or not?
by No More Steroids Please on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until he starts planting balls on Eutaw St again
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more...
Tyler Durden: If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator: Melmo. I’d fight Melmo.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Just turning on the game.
How has Hernandez looked?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean
we are putting Mel in every word? Melvry word?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as good as
Melmoooooo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, MELVIN
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, VERY cultured of you.
trés erudite.
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oui
j’aime le melmo. no no, j’adore le melmo et j’aime le melmo. Tu as le sucre?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this from Les Melmorables?
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
i just made it up, i remember that movie, in the sewers
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Et tu Melmo?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFMELMAO
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHMELMOHAHAHAHAHA
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just getting scary.
Have you all been brainwashed by the Melmoness?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's August!
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to melmo or to not melmo is the question
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it's not heretical to say this
but those sideburns make Luke look a little like Johnny Damon. I think it’s the cheekbones.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Aug 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to have any Open Thread copycat's tonight?
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
johnny started it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a confession!
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh oh
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn you
you were supposed to copy me there ha. But nah it’s probably for the better that it isn’t started again
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to.
But the decided against it.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to
But the decided against it
by Johnny_S on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to
But the decideded against it
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the bold and italics?
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
clever
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Night, and good Melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A melmo by any other name is still a Melmo
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HELP! I need somemelmo
Help! Not just anymelmo
Help!! You know I need somemelmo
Helllllp!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Which CD was that song from?
A Hard Day’s Melmo or Sgt Peppers Lonely Melmo Band Club?
by Johnny_S on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the melmo submarine
"Hey ump, how about a warning? Sure. Watch out you don't get killed". -Moonlight Graham talking to an umpire after two straight pitches at his head
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice grab sizemore
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Green Eggs and Melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These giants melmos, carrying these small brown children away in their beaks.
beaks? Melmos with beaks???
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no one gets it
sigh
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Melmophant Never Forgets.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he won't come today, but he'll surely come tomorrow
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what... man, I need some new material
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she said
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOYLENT GREEN IS MEMLO!
THEY’RE EATING MEMLO!
"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009
by zknower on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit they just tried to kill melmo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're trying to kill MELMO
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
One Melmo to Rule them all.
One melmo to find them.
One Melmo to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
with your teeth!!!
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would have been Melmowned.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Andromelmo Strain
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Melvin K. Melmo’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Stairway to Melmo
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The Secret Case of Melmo Button
Its like he’s getting younger tonight….
by Wieters Wieners on Aug 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The sign up ahead
ITS THE MELMO ZONE
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We are anything but melmoncoly
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The book
How to serve Melmo
It’s… it’s a COOKBOOK!
by PhilR8 on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Melmo Zone, I think
Or the Outer Melmo
by PhilR8 on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dododododododod You are NOW entering the Melmo Zone. Dododododododo
by Johnny_S on Aug 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Help I’m steppin’ into the Melmo zone
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being blown
My beacon’s been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I’ve gone too far
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
You're all crazy.
Melmo-crazy.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
by LenaO on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and the only prescription
is more melmo
by kba26 on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never go full Melmo
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
what do you mean you melmo's
What do you mean you melmos
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you will like this duck:
my english class watched this movie
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You MUST be in college now
No way a HS showed Tropic Thunder.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
nope he did
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."