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GameThread: Yankees (82-48) @ Orioles (54-77), 7:05 PM

New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles, Aug 31, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


If you pull up the Yankees team page on Baseball Reference, you'll find the numbers very astounding. Their offense is simply ridiculous this year. Johnny Damon is having the best offensive year of his career, Derek Jeter is having some bizarre career renaissance, and after looking like he was at the end of the road last year Jorge Posada is OPS'ing .872. The Yankees are very, very good this year. They look better this year than they have in awhile, but those numbers can be a little misleading.

Much has been made of the new Yankee Stadium being something of a launching pad this year, and if you look at the numbers there is no denying it. Lefty Damon and switch hitting Posada have especially taken advantage of their new friendly ballpark, so much that Fan Graphs just wrote an article on Damon. Don't get me wrong, the Yankees are still much better than the Orioles and are a good team on the road. They're just not AS good as you might think by looking at their numbers.

Damon, for example, has hit 24 HR this year. 17 of them have been at home. He's slugging .601 at Yankee Stadium and .448 on the road. 13 of Posada's 17 HR have come at home along with a home SLG that's .300 points higher than on the road. Mark Teixeira's splits look ike this: 20 HR, .600 SLG at home, 12 HR, .486 SLG on the road. Nick Swisher and Hideki Matsui are the only two to buck this trend as both have been much better on the road (which matches their career splits).

Yes, most players play better at home. Just look at any teams' numbers this year and you can see that. But the differences for the Yankees are pretty drastic. Does that mean the Orioles will take this series from them? Probably not. But it's something to keep in mind.

Tonight Jeremy Guthrie tries to get three consecutive wins for the first time in 2009. Guthrie has faced the Yankees three times this year (does anyone wonder why middle of the road pitchers don't want to come to the AL East?). Twice he's pitched 6 innings and given up 3 runs, the third time he gave up 5 runs in 7 innings. In that game, he gave up back-to-back-to-back HR to Swisher, Robinson Cano, and Melky Cabrera. Of any three Yankees to do that to a pitcher, those three have to be the most embarrassing combination.

Andy Pettitte has been in the majors for 74 years now, and I'm beginning to wonder if he's ever going to go away. His numbers this year look a little pedestrian, but since the All Star break he's really turned it on. Pre-AS Break he pitched to a 4.85 ERA and opposing batters hit .283/.352/.443. Post-break his ERA is 2.79 and batters are .230/.284/.310. Add that to that the fact that he's pretty much the biggest Oriole killer out there (25-6 with a 3.65 ERA in 36 career starts) and tonight doesn't look so good.

So now that I've got you all pumped up and optimistic, Let's Go O's! Kill those Yankees!


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Andy Pettitte 11-6 4.18 1.40 124 59


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Jeremy Guthrie 9-12 5.26 1.40 87 47



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SPANK DA YANKS!

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Chuck Liddell in DA HOUSE!

Yeah, that’s The Iceman shaking hands with Adam Jones, not some MFY.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i think you are the only one who's excited about that

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet I'm not.

When you’re older, you’ll understand.

And yes, I’ve been waiting WEEKS to use that one.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he punch Teixiera in the face?

It would make my day a lot better.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd actually prefer Dan Henderson to do the duty...

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Lidell is right there

I’d actually prefer he g&p’ed by Lesnar, but I’ll take what I can get

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Tis true, 'tis true

I still think Lesnar takes Fedor by the time they fight in 2 years.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random Q

Couture signed a six fight extension, he’s 46 you think that was a smart move?

by No More Steroids Please on Aug 31, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a retirement package

No way he actually has more than a fight or two left in him. Dana White takes care of his boys.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's not Val Kilmer.

Birdman is too sexy for this website.

by birdman on Sep 1, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

And before the game starts

Fuck the fucking Yankees and their fucking obnoxious fans.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

a-fucking-men.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were strolling the Inner Harbor today

buying Yankees schwag. They don’t have that shite in NY?

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Aug 31, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not actually from NY.

They’re from Delaware and Pennsylvania and uncultured parts of Maryland.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Kay

was on the radio talking about the new “Joba Rules” and, waking me from my slumber behind the wheel, he brought up the O’s. Something to the effect of “sure, they Yanks have a 6 game lead on the Sox, but what if the O’s sweep the Yanks and the Sox sweep their series? Then the lead is down to 3 and the handling of Joba becomes a huge problem”.

Yea Mike, i’m sure that scared a TON of Yankees fans into staying tuned to listen to another 5 hours about Joba’s innings limit.

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Aug 31, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees Suck!

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Guthrie and Pettitte have the same whip

I find this hard to believe

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Pettite does a much better job of keeping the ball in the park

than Guthrie has lately

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

MELMO

Dempsey’s PLAYER TO WATCH!!! Should we fire up the MELMO jokes? haha

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

mel-no

Matt Wieters can get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in under one lick.

by daveh873 on Aug 31, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, that was good.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if he hits a grand slam

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, Guts, want to start this game right...

plant Jeter on his butt with an inside fastball

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, MASN?????

At least on DirecTv it is.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

MASN HD

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baysox losing 4 players after tonight and only one game out of a playoff spot

Tucker called up to Norfolk, Paco and Danny Figurora going to Spain and Miguel Abreu going to Puerto Rico for the World Cup.

Maybe Montanez can help. He is on rehab in the GCL

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm giving Gary and Buck a chance

But if they start handing out verbal BJs to all these Yankees I’m switching to Joe Angel.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Problem is the mandated 10 second delay on CBS Radio

of which the O’s flagship station is a member station. Completely kills watching TV and listening to PBP on radio.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I normally have to pause the tv for a few seconds

to sync them up

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning Guts!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This has got to be the emptiest I've seen the Yard

for an O’s-Yanks game

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

First day of school

that has to be it. My friend teaches in NJ and she went back today, so no road trips with the family for Yankee fans. We were treated to a Yankee free summer in Baltimore.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get that feeling pretty much every time Pettite pitches against us.

So far, it’s appeared to be well-founded.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how they say Cano is hitting .455 against the Orioles this year

like it means anything. They’ve played 6 games! If he goes 0-4 tonight his average against the O’s will be in the crapper.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait

ignore this. They’ve played six at OPACY. I"m dumb. But still, same principle

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got here

Why the fuck is MLB.tv making me watch Yes, o wait I can change it without premium, still

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

26 pitches

6 up 6 down… not too shabby GUTS.

He has really been on his game lately.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He eats his granola

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amber with glasses > Amber without glasses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mark Viviano

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is so true.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, DD should shut up. I hope he leaves on the Starship Enterprise!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Buck, let's take off the training wheels

ahem, Berken

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It's funny

I still think of Nick being so young, but after Mora is gone, only Brian Roberts will have been here longer than Nick.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you, blue

That ball wasn’t ever in the zone, you cock.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Respect me CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear I can see his power sperm.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Put down the bottle.

Step 2: Back SLOWLY away from the keyboard….

Step 3: Take a nap.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left!!!!!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want some Amstel Light

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll say hello

even if noone else will.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, how are you guys

I haven’t been on much because I started college last week

by Tetris on Aug 31, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky

I wish I could go back to college! Maybe I could do it twice?

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts Rocked

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Guthrie...The normal outing

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

AGGGGGGGGGH

Nick Swisher, you suck.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

well shit

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

good 'ol guthrie

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Guthrie ain't guth without giving up some HRs

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

+2222222222220000000000000000000000000000

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relax guys

its one solo homer in the third inning

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

plus the other 2 he is bound to give up

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever

hater.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Historian is more like it

Look it up.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a hater, just what he does

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horrible for the most experienced pitcher on our club!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

god shut up

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that isn't nice for a mod

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look

Like 80% of your comments in the thread are about how bad you think Guts is, despite the fact that he hasn’t been that bad so far tonight. We all heard you the first time, we all know how you feel. If he starts looking shitty tonight, by all means comment on that. But just saying the same thing over and over and over again is obnoxious.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am so tired of the same Guthrie outing

I thought this is where to voice our opinion, I guess we should just say GO GUTHRIE! and never be negative. I always get attacked, no biggie to me. Others can voice the same feeling but I get the rath.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh poor you

/Livia Soprano

I didn’t attack you but don’t let the truth stop you from a pity party.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't you just say you don't like me

Stop the crap. I’m sorry my opinions aren’t yours.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whenever people disagree with people

It doesn’t mean that they don’t like you. You’re a broken record, and it’s frustrating to read over and over again. Now I’m finished with this because I’m here to watch a baseball game and talk about that ,and I get enough faux drama in my real life.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You attacked me this time

God Shut up isn’t just a disagree.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

O i could tell you some shit that happened in my life too.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

geez

1) I apologized for that.

2) What does shit that’s happened in your life have to do with anything?

3) drop it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am done.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prob should cancel my tix to the CC game

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way....

Come on. Its message board ribbing. You gotta come! Ill buy you both a beer and we’ll have a beer summit at pickles like they did at the white house.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sobber up

Tomorrow you will feel better

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I was drunk, wouldn't take it so harshly

My kid and i will go to that game, maybe in another section. It’s for her 5th B-day, so have to take her.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

You need to take things a little less seriously.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

not going there

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool. Both of you will give us luck

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

who will?

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your daughter and you at the game tomorow

We may win

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went on thursday and we lost....

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just to throw it out there

the “god shut up” comment is sort of an attack…or at least I would take it as one…

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

How else is someone to take that.

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then again

I’m always bitching about “guts” too, so maybe take my opinion with a grain of salt…

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah maybe that was too much

But every single time a comment popped up it seemed she was saying the same thing over and over again. It’s frustrating.

So I’m sorry for telling you to shut up, but I was frustrated. Sheesh.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we should just all agree

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's not saying that

you keep saying things like “so we should all just agree” and " I always get attacked…Others can voice the same feeling but I get the rath."

neither one of those things is true. remotely. we’re not treating you differently from anyone else, and we’re not saying everyone should agree. as the several-year history of this site attests.

you saying them doesn’t make them true. you saying them repeatedly, despite their not being true, creates drama that isn’t necessary. it’s tiresome.

we say over and over again: if you have an issue with the way things are handled, to contact us personally. so now i’ll say it to you. if you have a problem or need clarification, contact us personally. as mods we balance each other out and you will certainly get a fair shake.

but no more of this LOOK AT ME, I’M ON TRIAL, I’M ON TRIAL crap.

and lastly, leave your personal life out of it. we all have our crosses to bear. i have a sense you have been through some tough times. so have i. so have a lot of people on this site. it’s not a competition, and it’s not relevant.

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— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he sucks and have said so.

I think the problem is after you state it you need to let the “body of work” play out. You don’t need to keep saying it over and over. We get it.

No harm.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's right, though

Stacey, I think we need to adopt Rule #4 from SBNation’s MMA blog, BloodyElbow.com:

Rule #4: Do not piss off the mods.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whatever

She said that’s not nice and I’m actually not that nice so I’m not bothered.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want Rule #4

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've actually been amazed

at how patient and not-mean you and all the mods have been at some of the sillyness (not saying that with anyone in mind, really!!!) that goes on around here. You guys wrote up rules, explained them over and over and consistently offer clarification, and are really clear on what this place is supposed to be.

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give Stacey the props

She wrote them up, zk made some modifications, and I said, “Yup, looks good to me.” Big ups to Stacey.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

naw, zk wrote them

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

My memory sucks

I did know, however, that I didn’t. ;)

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Its going in the right direction

If you cant see the improvement over the past 2-3 weeks with him I dont know what games you are watching.

And I used the term “more respectable” as in much improved from earlier on.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok I just got the tv and the radio synced up

it’s tough!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way...

Guts gives up a HR and a double

SPOILER!!!!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm up to date jerk

I have faith in Guthrie.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

Im still a big fan of Guthrie….. I love the guy even though he is struggling this year.

He seems to be regaining form a little down the stretch and his curve seems to be on lately.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ump is a MFY fan

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Aren't they all?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

here.. i'll fix

The all umps are MFY fans

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck slobbering on Jeter's bat knob

Come on Buck. Please

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do some people get all bunched up

Gutherie has been predictable all season!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He's had two good starts in a row

And two good years before that. Plus I like the guy.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has been... consistent, that's for sure

though improving. His last few starts have been excellente.

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah consistent...

At giving up the long ball!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

that’s what I was alluding to. For this year, mind.

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts still gots'd it

Just you fools watch. OREGON PRIDE!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

stop hitting foul balls!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Guts a FA next season?

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

no

not for a few more years.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negative

He’s in first arbitration-eligible season next year.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down Johnny

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SHUT IT Haters

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Haters dont have balls

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM.... Roasted

Chew on that Guts-Haters

3IP, 1ER

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I have felt this all season

Guts is tipping his pitches or something in his delivery is giving the hitters a key to his pitch selection. His stuff has movement but he gives up a lot of big flies. What do you think?

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont think its a tip off in his delivery.

It seems like most of the dingers the ball just ends up smack dab in the middle of the plate…

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he just leaves a lot of stuff right in the middle of the zone

Any batter is going to take a hack at it and generally the good ones knock it out of the park.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT AT HIS FUCKING HEAD, BRO

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

+1, rec, and you win the Internets

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

fucking MLB tv

is still telling me there is a commercial break

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke grounded out

Matty K’s swinging

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brob needs to lay one down

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

"Early fall evening"...

WTF? It’s still AUGUST, Gary!!!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Feels like fall though

I had to go back inside this morning for a light jacket! And the air got crisp. But yes, it’s still August.

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And my oldest has swim practice outside this week

From 6:30-8:00 each night. Her lips will be blue for a week!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 7:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have seen the White Sox hit Pettite like he had no business on a pitchers mound

What is up with our hitters tonight? This is all about mental intimidation.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good ones even more so.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in 1996

Andy Pettitte sold his soul to always have good outings against the O’s because he thought they’d be good for awhile. Turns out it was a bad investment.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-9, 3K, 12P/I .. lovely.

wake up O’s!!

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm not holding my breath

heh

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Texas make a run

But I don’t see it happening.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Ravens

Steelers still take the division.

Oh, you meant baseball. I might still be watching after next weekend…

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell yeah the Steelers do!

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pulling for them

to pull a 1969 Cubs

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas

I still have hope for them

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas

No team in baseball can put a beating on you as through as the Rangers.

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers!

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alll black everything

“Run this town” = +1 for AJ

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

My iternet failed me

What goes on here since i left?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

mm

i know, i didnt see anything interesting

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't miss much

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

You missed the Miller Lite chick fight up top?!?!?

Less filling…. great taste… less filling…. great taste!

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

im grumpy cuse its hot

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agian why the FUCK

does mlb tv make me watch YES, it never shows the away feed.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you have premium or basic?

actually it shouldn’t matter, they are at OPaCY…?

by Tetris on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

basic

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what is so stupid

they are showing YES

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

but after closing the window and opening it agian about 5 times i can switch

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont like commas

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Guts was pitching

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nick swisher is one ugly mother

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah yeah.....

Here we go… fire up the chicken little wagon.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Guts

good job, buddy

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well the yankees are in town...

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

oh little Jerry Hairston

I can’t hate him

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

he almost bunted it into his face

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd appreciate it if we could not give up too many more hits to Swisher.

I have $ riding on his OPS for the season. Looking good so far, but too many more extrabase hits won’t help.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Guts is falling apart

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He is fine

Everything is under control

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearing setting up the dp

gosh

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLD ME!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn!

I have money on Guthrie’s WHIP this season!!!

This is killing me!

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play Guthrie!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Meaters was pointing to first

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Swisher makes Eli Manning look fast

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh...

Don’t push it. Those Manning’s run like dinosaurs

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Frothesburger runs like a donkey

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

thats why he is one of the most elusive QBs int he league

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is an ass

a dumbass and a “rapist”

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Said the Ravens fan

It is abundantly clear that he is not a rapist.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah you're probs right

and giants fan

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just hate the steelers

Mostly cuse i have a friend who last year just decided he would be a steelers fan. After playing as them in madden. Then when i accused him of being a bandwagon jumper he claimed they had the hardest schedule, bullshit.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won't lie

we have a lot of bandwagon fans. That happens to any team after they win a SB though.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

This is really the only reason i dont like them

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember after the Ravens won a SB

How dramatically the fan numbers for the Ravens increased. It happens.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what everyone says

but every Steelers fan I know is from PA. It’s just a lot of them get transplanted because there aren’t many jobs up there.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of Marylanders in pa too

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Johnny

When the Steelers were down here to play the Redskins the other week, my friend who happens to be a Steelers fan just happened to run into Ben R. at the Ruby Tuesday in Linthicum. Their hotel was near BWI so he and some of the linemen were in there for dinner.

I know what you’re going to ask and the answer is yes, Ben did get the salad bar.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salad Bar? Did I miss a joke there?

That’s awesome, did he get a signature?

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no joke

Just the first thing I asked my friend was “Did he get the salad bar?” and he thought that was hilarious. I think it’s a valid question. No autograph, but he took a picture of Ben with his son.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you're driving a car

Not so elusive then.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha

I’ll give you that

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this gets out of hand

I take comfort in the fact that I have a couple How I Met Your Mothers on the DVR

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

As do I

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Only on a walk

We are working on a no-hitter right now

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Orioles prefer

to give Andy Pettitte the no hitter.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense yields dividends

Guts’ headsup play at 3B and that DP saved a bunch of runs. We’re still in this.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Guts has this shit on lock down

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that might be an exaggeration :)

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts has this shit on childs safety lockdown.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE YA

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pce tetris

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

we need to bunt

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that too

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh that was low

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That was below the strike zone, Marvin.

You fucking blind fuck.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Go make babies melmo

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously though, let's get a baserunner

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike 3 on Nolan was a crime

That ball was almost halfway down his shin.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah it was totally ridiculous

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Andy only pitch good against the O's, the 15 other times I watched him this season he blew more than Rich Hill

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If Guthrie gets through this inning

without allowing a run, I’ll consider this a success for him.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.pinstripealley.com/2009/8/31/1008528/game-131-keep-on-truckin

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If y'all go over there

please don’t be too big of jerks. You know how we feel when they come here.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was only joking with my comment

They are yelling at someone mentioning the PG though. Pretty funny

How do we get more comments in our game thread than them?

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably there are a ton of sites for the Yankees

to talk during the game. Not as many for O’s.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will get a hit at the bottom of the inning

I have a special hit ritual I will perform. Stand by

Success in 2010. Playoffs in 2011. Go Orioles!

by Baysox39 on Aug 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Civardi

LMAO

We are just saying COME ON PERFECT GAME

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, PERFECT GAME, PERFECT GAME

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY AMBER!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmm amber

with the sense of humor too.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

big helmet means...

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL @ The Royals

Way to go giving the guy who has made your team worse a 4-year extension

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"manditory"? Really, MASN?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

man

If only that weren’t Wieters it might have been a hit

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo WW, stop it, its getting old, pretty soon thill come over hear and badmouth are team

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody other than Wieters and that's a hit.

Speed is not one of his tools

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMIT

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That would be the low point of the last 11 seasons.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The perfect game?

Or me physically pooping a pinstripe?

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting perfect gamed by the MFY.

But you pooing a pinstripe IS pretty bad, too.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, getting no-hit by Buchholz has to beat this

At least Pettitte is good.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is true

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how they just swing at the first pitch

when clearly that’s not working for them.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

andy pettite has a perfect game

but it is still within reach for us to win

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The Crow Must Go!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even 3DG is trying to bust out the "name the PG on air" jinx

First five innings he just said something like, “has yet to allow a baserunner.” But going to that commercial break he broke out the big guns.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it has any effect when the opposing team’s broadcasters do it.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

put felix up

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't stop watching as long as it's perfect

Even though it makes me want to vomit

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Hendo is in

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe I should watch the Mets...

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

solid outing Guts

Haters going down for the count, looking at the ground. Thats why guts got haters. Haters everywhere he goes

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

um ok

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a song

but i guess he sucks too bad to deserve the words “solid outing”

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh fucking Melvin

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

untill we respect him... no

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melmerror

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Posada has the legs of a 200 year old human

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a 74 year old catcher

of course he does

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a dinosaur

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Hendo

and I sort of hate Swisher

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, you HATE hendo..

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just stop, OK

That conversation is OVER. Take the hint.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hendo best never put on an orioles jersey agian after this year

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Berken

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Aug 31, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fred is funny

“The deliver to the very good athlete Jerry Hairston”

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god

This is just LOVELY

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hendo

“eat a box of dicks”

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

bowl is a better visual

like he’s sitting there with a giant spoon

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

silly rabbit

Dicks are for Hendo……. too far

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

maybe just a little

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he found some more HGH?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

no hit throw a perfect game

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pitching hasnt been great

its been passable, but the hitting makes it all worse

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its so fustrating to be an O's fan, its come to be expected

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's something I suppose

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

meh.. work :p

I see we’re now 0-18, 6K, and AP is now averaging 11 Pitches/Inning

Penny: "Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for four days, and I just wanted something different. So sue me!"
Sheldon: "Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit."

~ Big Bang Theory

by Aldoran on Aug 31, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary Thorne’s definition of “a good one” is a lot different from mine.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary's drunk

maybe, I don’t know. I’ve been listening to Joe and Fred. It’s a safe bet anyway.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No harm, no foul

This game isn’t feeling particularly historic. Let’s Go, O’s. This game is still winnable.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Amazing

no runs scored. (Digging for a bright side here)

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

this would be awesome

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would make my night

also would an error by Teixeira

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Bergesen-esque shot off Tex's shin

leading to a throwing error by Jeter would be perfect. Improbable, but it could happen.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pettitte perfect so far for Yankees in Baltimore

MLB just jinxed him, now can we please come back and WIN

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I always wonder why they do that

MLB, espn etc don’t exactly honor the jinx rule

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN.com front page jinx too

If such a thing exists.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

He threw 7 pitches in the 6th??

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BUNT

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO O'S!

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO O'S!

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian that was taller that you!

that had to be 5’5" off the ground

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO O'S

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

By the end of this game

Pettitte will have a strike zone the size of a 4′×8 sheet of underlayment.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

seriously

I’m so over it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets put some hardwood floors down

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about a hit by pitch???

By the way fuck off yankee fans – that pitch was 8 inches off the plate. Douchebags.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

YAH!

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on getting perfect gamed in OUR house.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Seen the stands?

Not so sure it’s our house tonight.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fred is doing his best to jinx it

I don’t know that an opposing announcer can do such a thing though

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary's mentioned it about 20 times in the last 3 minutes

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUNT

robbies hit was close

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dont help him you dipshit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Cesar!

Let’s go!!!!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Can Joe Girardi get hit in the face by a foul ball, too?

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

HITS ON 3!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect game.

Jinx it jinx it please jinx it.

by aumd87 on Aug 31, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

go shove dirty things in your mouths yankee fans

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK

This is killing me

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

my stomach is starting to hurt

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

So is mine

but I had chinese for dinner.

by aumd87 on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no "i" in team

But there is an “e” in Jerry.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

excellent

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

MUTHA FUCKKKKA

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So long, PERFECT GAME

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Baserunner!

Thank you, Jerry.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

JERRY!

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Jerry Hairston Jr, True Oriole

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Hairston Jr!

Sorry kid. Prepare to be vilified in NY

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAH

wicked witch’s prophesy might come true…. was that an E?

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Right, but it’s less historic than it would have been.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we've been no hit plenty of times in the last 11 years

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

baby steps

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

have we? Maybe I repressed that.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so

Early in the year? Maybe I made it up or imagined it happened, but I could swore we did before the ASG

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So an ex-Oriole blows the perfect game

Now take him over the wall, Nicky. Tie this game.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Now we need that Markakis HR to bust up the no-hitter

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy looked like he was gonna cry

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Like when he apologized for...

Whatever it was that he did but didn’t specify.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't an error

Jarry Hairston just sucks.

"I hate seeing Bedard go, but I think the O's may have gotten the better end of the deal" -- me, 2/8/08

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

its too bad it was JH, but whatever it was a yankee

so he can go wet his bed tonight

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

SO LONG NO-HITTER

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicky is my HERO!!!!!!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck it Pettite

Nick has something to say

"I hate seeing Bedard go, but I think the O's may have gotten the better end of the deal" -- me, 2/8/08

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES AND YOUR FUCKING FANS

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOHOO! We’re outta the history books!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No more no-no!

C’mon Nolan

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I had a feeling that we were OK when Berman broke into the football game

Thanks for the jinx, ESPN.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Nolan can give us the lead

How sweet would that be?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

1st pitch changeup away like buerhle

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOOOO...

I just got back from playing some basketball, turn on the tv, next pitch jerry hairston makes the boot! HAHAHAHHAHAA

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

stick around

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Nolan!

Don’t let Nick and Jerry Hairston’s efforts go to waste

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Eat it, MFY

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed the perfect chance for a "Uranus" joke

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet the o's win a WS before the yankees do

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

I mean I love the O’s and hate MFY, but.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hold me to this

Im serious

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re insane. But I admire the Optimism.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy is rattled

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I think there just might be some Orioles fans at OPACY after all

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

damn ittttttt

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man

that sucks

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh balls

I hate you, motherfucking yankees.

"I hate seeing Bedard go, but I think the O's may have gotten the better end of the deal" -- me, 2/8/08

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

damit Reimold

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and my stomach still hurts

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re still going to lose. We just have to be content that it’s not going to be a great moment in Yankee History.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is almost like Melmo night

The fact that we broke up the PG and NH made me forget about losing.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

well no NH or Pg

but no win for us either

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

lt's okay

I don’t even mind if we lose at this point, I’m just glad the Mother Fucking Yankees don’t get a perfect games against us.

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

it would have been one more historical

thing to the most historical team in the history of history

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck a dick Jeter! clap clap clap

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

naw

I don’t like that. Eat dick is ok because no one actually does that. Sucking implies that there is something wrong with people who DO do that, which isn’t ok.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Jeffrey Dahmer ever eat dick?

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

He was one sick mother fucker

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And livers, brains and hearts

Some Canadian filmmaker made a movie called “Dahmer” a while back. I caught it on IFC. Surprisingly good, left out showing the gory parts, iirc.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 9:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm really glad you're the one that typed that

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oops sorry

im angry

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't stand hearing

“LETS GO JETER” coming from OPACY.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez

Talk about lowered expectations…I’m freaking exhilarated right now over one GD single.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

See above, dude

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I saw it

That’s a stretch though. I am not implying putting a whang in your mouth is wrong by telling someone to suck a dick. But if you don’t want it here, I guess I can’t really argue.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Its just an expression.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are just words duuuuuuuuude

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me," he said. "I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just

to me, when you insult someone by telling them to suck a dick, you’re implying that there is something wrong with sucking dick, and that people who do suck dick are not as desirable as people who don’t, which there isn’t and they are. I know that you don’t intend it as such, but ultimately it’s homophobia and misogyny all rolled into one.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to think that thats your opinion

I don’t buy it or believe it. Just like WW said “kiss my ass” is not making fun of people who enjoy putting their lips on another persons gluteus maximus. Its just become an expression that doesn’t really a shot at someone like that.

I hate the whole PC and censorship thing, but as I said if you all say “no” I will abide.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think people mean it any certain way now

but there’s a reason it’s a saying in the first place. I know that I’m a little hard core when it comes to stuff like that, but that’s just how it is. You should see my mother roll her eyes when I talk about all the reasons a traditional wedding is insulting to women.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh why is a traditional wedding insulting to women?

Maybe I can use some of these areguments to avoid some parts of mine.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well generally speaking

almost the entire thing is based upon the woman being property. From the engagement ring to the veil to the being given away by one man to another.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

She is about to right hook you dude, haha

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the fuck happened

to the 1800’s

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, I always thought the engagement ring was FOR the woman.

Wish I would have known it was insulting and I could have saved a few grand.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

for most women it is

None of that means any of that anymore, but that’s why it all started in the first place, that’s all.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I don’t want anyone to think I am a homophobe because I am far from it. I have a lot of really awesome gay and lesbian friends.

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no troubles dude

I never thought that.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just have to add my 2c

I think it’s important to realize the meaning behind those sorts of comments… a lot of things that have become acceptable to say or are “just words” are actually quite hurtful and insulting but a lot of women (and men, or any group really) don’t speak up because they don’t want to be seen as making a huge deal out of it. I’ve sat by plenty of times while my guy friends joke around, or so they think, but their words are actually rather demeaning. And I’ve been guilty of doing the same thing around my gay friends. Yes there’s such a thing as being waaay too over-the-top PC but… yeah, that’s all I guess. Haha is anyone paying attention to the game anymore?

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Currently, man.

Calling all hispanics “mexican” drives me up the wall. There are not even a lot of Mexicans in Maryland.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Aug 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He drew the short straw

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop the fight, Ref.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I think it’s time for me to fire up How I Met Your Mother. See ya.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Aug 31, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I recently binged on HIMYM

Really great show. I didn’t think I’d ever get into a sitcom with canned laughter ever again, but it really won me over. Sometimes I feel like I’m as much of a doofus as Ted is.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That was an unfortunate series of bounces… or lazy fielding

by O Nina on Aug 31, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

We gave up a long time ago.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm peacing out

Keep your eyes peeled for a Frank Robinson birthday post on my O’s card blog later tonight. Oh, and fuck them Yankees with a rusty farm tool.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on Aug 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else think that Hernandez could wind up being a Burnett-type pitcher?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

without the doucheness

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Hendo's hair.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I despise his pitching

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I hate

that hit he just gave up.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Shit

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Bite me

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Bass is realiving Hendo

This is just wrong. Its sick i tell, sick.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh at least now it's mostly mopup where Bass belongs.

The real question is why the fuck Hendo was in a 2 run game.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why'd god make me a fan of such shitty teams

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

can brian bass hit someone please

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

How's Guts been?

usual guts?

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Usual good Guts

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts was good

Andy was better

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 IP 4H 2R 2ER 1HR

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like that nickname actually

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good outing. The team just can’t score.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian bass sucks at life and baseball

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

touche

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

MELMO!!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Stacey?

Were’d the AJ blowing a bubble picture go?

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hang on, WHO just broke up the shutout with a HR?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ITS MELMOMAS!!!!

"I hate seeing Bedard go, but I think the O's may have gotten the better end of the deal" -- me, 2/8/08

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NO SHUTOUT

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

MELMO!

In play, run(s)

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

UH OH

that ball hat some melmomen….nvm\

nice hit melmo

by Johnny_S on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

What a pointless homerun...WE COULD HAVE USED THAT THREE INNINGS AGO

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

KING MELVIN

Time for his moranation.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

defining melmoent!

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

MELMO!

take when you get it

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he melmo'd that one

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

lets get some

melmomentum going

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhhh

They are going to run us out of town if we get that foolishness started up again. Lets go over and do it on the yankee board… .hahahaa

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll go if you go

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAYBE WE CAN!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke scott is just bad

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

literally trade him

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Aug 31, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now it's not even a shutout

Although it will still be the first 12 minutes of SportsCenter

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 9:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I hope so

F’n Yankees fans in the family(they’re from ny) are writing all over my facebook page how much the o’s suck. God I wish we could win to shut them up!! hopefully 2 out of 3.

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You should probably disown them.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the same shit from them on Facebook, Myspace, School, Home, everywhere I go, just be happy you dont live in NJ

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they have cheap kidneys there!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad i don't

the only other thing they got on me living in jersey is they pump your gas for you, other than that it sucks

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I disoned my brother:)

who was dumb enough to marry someone from north jersey so I got a bunch of yankee fans in the family. I still love em though

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I think more people would have voted Bass as POTG than AP

"I hate seeing Bedard go, but I think the O's may have gotten the better end of the deal" -- me, 2/8/08

by CoachOfEarl on Aug 31, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no POTG

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

im leaving

this sucks. (no offense)

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Pce

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin for MBP

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree but...

I’m thinking of nick too for breaking up the no hitter

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking no-hitter sunday with matusz

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant wait till Matsuz and Tillman smoke the Yankees ass next weekend, pce

"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath

by Civardi on Aug 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

same

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I JUST CAME BACK TO SAY

mmEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMO

by thewaywardO on Aug 31, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

bruney? maybe just maybe

we can get to him

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

a leadoff walk is a good start

but i’m not getting excited just yet

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

izzy t-shirt tuesday...

(shakes head)

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's that?

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets Go Adam!

3 homers vs the yankees, time for another..

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes a game-ending dp.

Good fucking plate discipline there AJ.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

im back

can we get a grand slam up in here?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ AJ.

Guy is wild and you swing at 3 straight balls. But I guess it worked out…

by O'sFan21 on Aug 31, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

base hit then Luke hits a grand slam

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

[wakes up]

two straight k’s with luke looking awful

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope..

lets go Nick!

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

shucks

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

You forgot Nolan is after Nick tonight

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i did

nick gets a hit, luke homers

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean nolan

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go markickass!

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

amen

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate you mark texireraa

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

don't we all:)

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

texeria

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't fuck with our tarp, Tex

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

OPACY

 just tried to kill Texiera

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

REVENGE!

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job fans....

They looked like they knew what they were doing finally.

by Wieters Wieners on Aug 31, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a ball

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ump's strike zone was huge all night :(

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the 3rd time tonight

None of his Strike 3s were actually strikes.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 9:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

NOLAN??WTF???

SWING!!

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

too close to take though

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by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i have no doubt it was a ball, but you gotta swing in that situation

with the game on the line

July 29th What a GREAT day for pitching! Chris Tillman makes his MLB debut, and the Phillies get Cliff Lee, who just won a Cy young Award! SWEET!

by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Duck

What was the Iceman doing at OPACY tonight? I saw MMA just got legalzed in MD, did I miss a UFC press conference?

July 29th What a GREAT day for pitching! Chris Tillman makes his MLB debut, and the Phillies get Cliff Lee, who just won a Cy young Award! SWEET!

by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He threw out the first pitch

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Aug 31, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why he was there

Sorry, no more info than what you have.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Aug 31, 2009 10:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry I missed it

They never show any of that on mlb.tv if it was on the pregame show. Not a huge Iceman fan, but I love MMA

July 29th What a GREAT day for pitching! Chris Tillman makes his MLB debut, and the Phillies get Cliff Lee, who just won a Cy young Award! SWEET!

by phillybmore on Aug 31, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

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