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GameThread: Yankees (83-48) @ Orioles (54-78), 7:05 PM EDT

New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 1, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Keys to the Game:

  1. Don't get no-hit for 6.2 innings
  2. ???
  3. Win!


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - A.J. Burnett 10-8 4.10 1.38 153 80


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - David Hernandez 4-6 4.24 1.52 43 32




Let's Go O's!

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let me be the first to comment

No yelling at me, Go O’s!!!! Nicky keep it up and B-rob/Jonesy do the same

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I have my damn glasses on, I can't see shit with contacts!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Christina, But Love Nick more!!!!!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohh how i love Nicky..

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow this is exciting

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

the scounting report sucks ass!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ Burnett has terrible tattoos.

You’d think someone with millions of dollars could get good ones, but no…

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he personifies douchebag

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole Yankees team does.

Except for CC, though I only say that, as he’s holding it down for fat dudes in sports

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't say a word...

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keys to the Game:
   1. Don’t get no-hit for 6.2 innings
   2. ???
   3. Win!

Awesome!

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIDDOWN DAMON

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

good start for DH

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FELIX PEE YAY MOTHERFUCKER

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix Pie says no no-hitter tonight!

No shutout, either

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

FELIX!

Saying Lou Montanez can fuck right off, this job is MINE

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

PIE and almost jones

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

there is a slight pall cast over CC

its to bad Jonsey didnt get that one out of the yard

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll get back to form in no time

I have faith

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pie hit a HR?

Adam Jones better hit a GS or there will be no living with Baltimo. ;)

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 7:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice for the O's fans in the stands

to have something to cheer about

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

luke is

struggling, me thinks.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been a bit better of late I think

not good, but better than he was

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joined my own FF league

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only an hour until the CC FF draft

I’ve decided that I can’t be bothered with rooting for Tom Brady, Tony Romo, or Brett Favre to do well, so they got excluded

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I've sort of liked Tony Romo

ever since that story about him taking that homeless guy to the movies.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Redskins fan

he plays for the Cowboys, I have to hate him.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am an Eagles fan..

And no we aren’t gay likeRoMo, we are tough and will fight anyone if it comes to that! Meet me at The Linc or anywhere closer. I don’t fuck around, my dad hads taken me to Eagles games since I was 4, Now who wants too fuck with me????

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having lived in Philly for a while

Eagles fans aren’t nearly as tough as they think they are, nor are they as boorish as everyone else thinks they are. The whole reputation is very overblown.

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok have you been to a game at the Vet or the Linc?????

Please, If I wanted to go there I would have inflicted some pain on some People!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a different atmosphere between baseball and footballl

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't take this as a personal attack

But it’s not ok to use gay as an insult here.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chill on the language

Use another descriptor to assault Romo’s charater, ok?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like said before we are not welcome

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see you COMPLETELY missed the point

Not so funny when the shoe’s on the other foot, huh?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

omg like

i know, right?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think this is it for me.. I have been the only one who wants to stand against Mods

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

my reply was in no way directed at you

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the last straw for me

It’s not us against you. We are a community and you don’t seem interested in being a part of that. I have no more use for your self victimization and constant instigation. You’re gone.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

this was all very immature and childish.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got home and read this.

if you hadn’t, i would have. good lord.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

The annoyingness is one thing (okay, a pretty big thing), but using “gay” that way is hurtful and offensive, thanks for taking action.

by O Nina on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it very seriously

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's where I got the graphic from

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

AJ Burnett talking trash about Pie

called him a motherfucker

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

creating the o's wives

list is harder then expected

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for that dh

why are you doing so crappy lately?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, I might not be able to make a comment!

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott sucks without a GUN

"You don't EVEN KNOW who Nick Markakis is"- .....My 4 year old daughter to another kid.

"Fly Eagles Fly..Miss you Dawk."

by O's21girl on Sep 1, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the first inning...

OPS for the season:

Scott: .837
Markakis: .835
Pie: .814
Roberts: .811
Reimold: .810
Jones: .797

by Bad Horse on Sep 1, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

sloppy inning

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he heard chicks like a guy with balls

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

your so tight derek

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Barksdale fucks over Baltimore, why does this sound familiar?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

We're playing the Yankees and he's an umpire?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just a thug, I suppose

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

your robert andino?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robert Andino hasent played in forever.

Fun fact: He is married with children

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He played Saturday

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is just a guess

but I think it may have something to do with your misuse of “your” when you obviously meant “you’re”.

As a note, “your” is a possessive term indicating some kind of ownership. “You’re”, you may recall, is a contraction of two words: you are. Thus, if you are posing an inquiry as to someone else’s identity, you would say, “You are Robert Andino?” Which is then shortened to “You’re”, rather than “Your”.

(But you actually would have wanted to ask if she’s Avon.)

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i was getting lazy with the typin'

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

whitch wons do you not like?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahah

Westie is notoriously bad at your and you’re. It’s a shame he doesn’t know Avon Barksdale though. Classic. I could have posted my favorite Barksdale, D’Angelo.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

who looks ridiculous when he show us with hair in five points

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

*up

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's our thug!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

or check my avatar, cuse i took'd it

amber is fine.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

never had control

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

prove you deserve a TT

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring It On

Best movie ever? Maybe.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no time-traveling DeLorean

So you’re wrong

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you're kidding

But I love that movie.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am

But i still love it.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

It was a good start, but Bring it On Again, Bring it on: All or Nothing, and Bring it On: Fight to the FInish really perfected the concept.

DISCLAIMER: i looked these up on IMDB, i have no prior knowledge of any of these movies

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were all straight to ABC Family

or whatever network houses them. But the first one, with Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union was quite good. I mean, maybe a girl movie, but still.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually i argue it was the other way around

After Kirsten Dunst left following the first film, it really went down hill. Dont forget about, In it to win it. the 2007 one.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

disclaimer

I’ve only seen the first one.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

whatever johnny [blushes like little girl]

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought i missed one

but i did not care enough to double check

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dont be messing with our young O's fans minds, A-Fraud

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I have seen more home runs this year

Than any other year of my life.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

What about the McGwire vs. Sosa roid homerun race?

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, more this year

If David Hernandez and Jeremy Guthrie pitched against those two they would have hit 100 HR each.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’ve run out of obscenities to curse

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps you'll have to make up some new ones

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FML!!!!

Gosh

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

“Cano, who had the first home run of the season”
3DG

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that one might have been ball 3

MASN needs to stop that stupid fucking behind home camera angle

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Adam!

I heart you!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

oh that's no good

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to win

like a mutta fucka

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

AJ Burnett looks like such a rat.

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a hot wife

just saying.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Money covers a lot of ugly.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

she makes me tape money all over his body

when at home. Just picture that.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

massive typo, im really out of it

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How'd you get that gig?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just need the got damn money

DONT JUDGE ME!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

my typing fucking sucks

im using someone elses keyboard

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not judging

I was just wondering how much it paid. I could use the cash.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a great gig

doesnt really require much talent

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could make even more for CC.

More surface area.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

too far

my mind has been blown

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That was either the funniest typo ever or just plain gross, Westy.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burnett is so amazing that he throws a 95 MPH slider

eye roll

Seriously, couldnt someone have told Gary how bad he is at identifying pitches? Why does he even bother? Why cant he just say whether its a ball or strike?

by U2boy417 on Sep 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Why cant he just say whether its a ball or strike?

The umps dont know, why should we expect gary to?

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

gary thorne on fire today

“3-1, runner goes, strikeout, not in time, safe on the strikeout”
all without skipping a beat

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

hilarious

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 3-2, idiot

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

Aw shit, Luke is up.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

he's due

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

for an out.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is with all the luke hate recently

hes not doing that badly

6 hits in his last 8 games he started

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

With an average of 4 ABs per game?

That’s like a .187 AVG

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I will take that walk!

Even if it does mean Melvin is up.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You were saying?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

About a foot from being a DP though

by U2boy417 on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MELMO!

Good thing o’s21girl isint here to dump on him.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Melvin on FIRE!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

except I did it last week

PLAGIARISM

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

scandal!

wayward o, cite your sources!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAN HIM!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well we did do the hat. and the nose.

but she turned me into a newt.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe a bit of a stretch

“BAAAAAN HIM” reminded me of “BUUUUURN HER”

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

witches

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure to credit you whenever I use your blingees :)

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

They’re pretty much the most awesome thing ever.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i had a dime for everytime you had a nickel for every time somone on CC ripped me off, i'd be rich

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MEMLO!

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

TRADE HIM, QUICK

errr…….

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade him for Mike Quick?

Ok w/me.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melmobration!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounds like something much grosser than it is

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the best I could do on such short notice.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta get the lead here

only one out

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

pause not

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this suit is black not

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewwww…LOL

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Angel says

“if that was Damon out there, you just keep on running. He cannot throw.”

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Cesar Izturis,

Why do people want your free t-shirt? Because it is free, not because you are cool.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t dislike Izturis, but yeah, they’re kinda scraping the bottom of the T-shirt Tuesday barrel.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

next year it should be pitcher's year for tshirts

Tillman
Matusz
Arrieta

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

people who want cesar's shirt

are the same people in college who signed up for every credit card under the sun for the free tshirt and can coozy.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and used their (correct use)

free AOL minutes, i just threw those out.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got so much so stuff that way. Then I started actually getting the credit cards, and then I realized that applying for a million credit cards hurt my rating.

But, I have sooo many bucket hats, and that’s why.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went through that also in college

They just stood around on every corner of campus. I was confused!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can still get them

Just dont fill in real information (warning: i believe this may be a felony)

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not taunt happy fun ball.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the heads up

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

we started doing that

and then they started drilling us on our SSN, address, and all this shit. It was too much to remember.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

I don’t think the boost in attendance tonight has anything to do with his shirt.

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I love Felix Pie

which is a LOT, he will never be as cool as Adam Jones.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

why you no respec felix the bat?

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey z

you are a pretty good photoshopper right?
can you throw some eddie murry lambchop burns on pie’s head?

by thewaywardO on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably not tonight....

but when i get a sec, ABSOLUTELY.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a serious botch job

i banged this out in about 20 minutes, but could clean it up/improve it quite a bit. also, there is a serious lack of decent pix of pie in an o’s uniform.

apologies having been made,

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISAGREE

LET’S ARGUE

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not free

the mods have imprisoned me. Im leaving

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think im all argued out today

And i wasnt even participating, just reading them left me exhausted

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BALTIMO HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A BASEBALL GAME????

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS, UZR, MiL Stats

End of story. I win.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sample size!

unreliable stats!
you have no idea what you’re talking about!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter what you said

Because you don’t understand how to properly evaluate players! Whichever player you think is awesome is NOT.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we're talking

Adam Jones chews bubble gum while being awesome.

YOUR SERVE.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix Pie has a disproportionate head

Gamechanger.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh, thought you'd hold that for later....

Adam Jones worked out with MARK FREAKIN’ MCLEMORE this winter.

Beat that.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

You cooked me on that one.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good day to you, sir.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix Pie claps boisteriously!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse my english

But why the fuck does the fantasy football draft keep getting pushed back?

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

need another head?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

the details are in fanpost somewhere

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

when by?

i have a dif. computer and im not sure i remember my pasword

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well the draft is pushed to sunday now

but someone else might grab the slot soon

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

link me?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

merci beacoup

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Du rien

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

je t'aime

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

JESUS

MLB.tv on my computer is saying I’m in a home market for this game (Um, hello, Los Angeles) and it’s therefore blacked out.

YET IT IS RUNNING ON MY iPHONE.

EPIC FAIL.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

pwnd

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

those poeple are nuts

At least you’re not like the dude (who’s name escapes me) who has to call mlb.tv every single time he wants to watch a game for the rest of the season.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

right!

In Colorado.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No complaining

Some of us are blacked out of every game when we live in Raleigh effing North Carolina

by U2boy417 on Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's because time-warner is a bunch of douchenozzles.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they are

I hope they get that straightened out. Either they need to get their acts together or change the market so people can get extra innings/mlb.tv. It’s so obnoxious.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand that

I mean, if they just ignore them enough times, can’t they shut them down or fine them a bazillion dollars or something?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comcastr takes the Andrew Jackson approach to courts

You’ve made your ruling. Now enforce it.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're also blacked out of the Nats, Braves, and...the REDS!

None of whom, along with the O’s, I can watch on TV. Absurd

by U2boy417 on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least as big as Comcast

and that’s freakin’ big.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And your credit card is based on which address?

If it’s your NY address, that’s why. Yankees game, son.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM ROASTED

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOt yet

If his credit card is on his LA address, then I look like an idiot. Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

which it is.

my credit card has been based in LA for a year now.

FULL RECOVERY!

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No matter where you live, you’re in Yankees country.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

amber

marry me, i will meet you in LV,

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

We'll need to be having a duel then, sir.

Pistols at dawn

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

high noon

im the fastest gun in the west.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

bah

dropped the ball on the ccfb draft. yahoo changed it to an autodraft and wouldn’t let me change it back for the scheduled time.

what’s a good day next week?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

are you making a new league?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a problem * This league is not registered in this game. (Error #272)

 kba or jq, what went wrong here? heeeeeeelp me.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No idea

jq should be able to send you an invite from the league, that might work better.

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

mk

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yezir

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure you got the right ID?

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

aight

thanks

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

good pick up, johnny...

welcome, westie.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Pittsburgh has lost five in a row and is now in third place.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll never root for a loss

but I’m not going to get worked up about afterward if it means a better draft pick

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't really care less

I understand your point of view completely, but I would rather have a better draft pick.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone his age is douchebags!!

I LIKE YELLING!!!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP WALKING PEOPLE

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to do this...

but Stacey, check your email. I gots a question.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

kids..

close your ears, the adults are talking.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if I just spell stuff, they won't understand....

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wrote you back

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verizon decided it doesn't like my passwod anymore.

Apparently, I stopped getting email about 30 minutes ago.

Ah, technology…

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck me

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit

walks and home runs, walks and home runs.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oscar Salazar made that catch last night

then ran into a scoreboard and hurt his knee.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

STACEY!

felix has a boo-boo, he needs you

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

poor baby

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing warm milk and a bedtime story can't fix.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to make sure I'm outside OPACY no later than 20 minutes after the game ends

He gets scared if he has to wait for me to pick him up.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear, I actually laughed out loud at that.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Adam is making sure Felix is ok

See they don’t hate each other. They’re like brothers.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk it off, Felix

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Dennis! Dennis!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

we should have just let him walk back to the dugout.

by SidewinderX on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

im in the CC FFL

i am the missing link.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you sir

now if we could get the draft done tonight…

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Live draft in: 4 days, 21 hours, and 17 minutes

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

god knows if i will be awake

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sunday at 3?

before Labor day? We’re all on vacation! How about now? Or any time tonight?

by SidewinderX on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the system will let me, i can do it asap...

but it didn’t seem like it would let me do it today.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd do it either tonight or tomrrow

Make it abundantly clear to people its tomorrow. Either that or next week before thursday

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is everyone is this league?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm SMIBs

and I’m pushing for the draft to be tonight, ASAP.

by SidewinderX on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about wed. or thursday?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't do thursday, already have another draft

Tomorrow night or Sunday before 6 or after 10 work for me

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other ones in person

I dont even know if I’l be able to be online

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the time

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup works for me

just has to be late

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm coo'

w/ next tuesday. shoot for same time?

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about 9?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bollers Finally Gone

I wanted to be the “Boller-Grossman Backup Acadamy” but it was too long

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a three true outcomes pitcher

A walk, a strikeout, or a home run.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the ice cream truck outside my house

1) it plays Fur Elise. For real?

2) I’m fairly certain I could buy some drugs from it if I wanted.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you live in Baltimore

you can get drugs anywhere. I kid, sort of

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no matter how true that may be

I’m not a big fan of some kid from Oregon saying that.

It’s a personal attack on Baltimore!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

feel free to attack oregon

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But does he have an existing rapport with Batimore?

I’d argue he does.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BALTIMORE FUCKING SUCKS

Baltimore has a vagina. This is my argument

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its called a bay, not a vagina

What kind of geography do they teach you out there?

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont pay attention

ive confused geo and anatomy.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazy hippies

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever im gonna go put

some granola and hemp in blunt and see if i can smoke it

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all seriousness

oregon does not equal portland and oregon is not where i plan on spending my life, just throwing that out there.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice city

nice state i surpose. A little isolated. but….

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oregon kicks ass

I am in Bend right now doing some post-wedding house sitting, kayaking, climbing, deschutes beer drinking

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah good stuff

Just avoid crazy bike riders in portland

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

where do you make your residence?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did some time in corvalis,

portland and vancouver bc. and it feels weird to type it but West Virginia is now my home. ps i did buy a beater pick up to fit in with the hillbillies

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

all nice places

everywhere is pretty serene, just avoid the burbs around Portland.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you?

college? I am feeling ashland.

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

high schook

junior, portland. City boi

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking kids

skip school, drive over the pass tomorrow and we will climb at Smith

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i went there once

rock climbing

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

atta boy

its beautiful. And i can also speak highly of the universities at psu, corvallis, and eugene. Stay close to home and start riding a bicylce :)

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

Oregon isnt exactly known for its strict drug enforcement policies.

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol,there sure are some

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we've got something going

Let’s go Nolan!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEE

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

WAY WAY WAY WAY BACK

by SidewinderX on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Eutaw Street baby!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this. haven't seen the dinger yet. iphone is a minute behind

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ooh just wait!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy CRAP that was hit a long way

Nice job Luke!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I THINK IT HIT THE WAREHOUSE

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

And an O's fan got it! NICE

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this is when i loooooove luke

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUKE

YAY I turned the TV on just in time to see that!

by O Nina on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke says to Felix

“That’s how you get people to chant your name, son”

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I was chanting his name

when he hit for the cycle and so were alot of others

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to think of what to say about what people do to Luke's name

Because it’s not really a chant.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin!!!!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I missed Luke's home run

that’ll teach me to get up while I’m watching the game

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU YANKEES. EAT THAT SHIT

FUCK YOU BURNETT YOU ASSHOLE FOR MAKING A PACE AT PIE.

FUCK YOU CAP’N.

FUCK YOU SUZYN WALDMAN.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke's HR

per Joe Angel

412 feet

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

and we have Eutaw Street confirmation

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe doesn't buy 412 feet by the way

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It definitely made it to the street

i thought it had a shot to hit the warehouse

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

eutaw street

is littered w/ little, tiny monuments to luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkee!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hadn't seen this stat before: (from Sportslines' power rankings)

“This stat has been reported all over the place, but it’s worth mentioning again: Until Cla Meredith appeared in the Orioles’ rout of the Indians on Friday night, the team for which he played had lost 33 straight games in which he appeared. That could give a fella a complex”

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Melvin talking to A-Rod

“Did you hear? They no respect me!” and A-Rod is all “Tell me about it.” then he let Melvin borrow his razzledazzle raspberry lip gloss.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly

why not pinch hit wiggy for isturis?

sigh.

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back, Sarfarty

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

suck a donkey jeter

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter gets a Jeter hit

how appropriate

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Luke.

I hate Jeter using the Baltimore Chop.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What on earth

Not Alberto Castillo! Are we just forfeiting this game?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who else you gonna call?

Brian Bass?

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair point

but I’m still annoyed.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tex seemed perplexed by him

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nice rhyme

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back sarfate

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for letting the first 2 guys on

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is awful

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

and castillo throw a damn strike

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

back to nor fuck for you

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Castillo's problem is

he’s wearing Adam Eaton’s old number

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

is he

overhand for righties and sidearm for lefties?

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Teixeira almost killed the ball girl

as if he’s not hated enough already.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that first base ump

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAAAAA

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Texeria is a fat goat

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

But I love the homeplate ump!

that hit the mark, Teixeira!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

SEE YA, JACKASS

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude

You nearly struck out twice. Now sit the fuck down.

by Jonny Pops on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Ray vs A-Rod

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY DAVE?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Ray is the bomb.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod hits bombs out of the ballpark.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

say what?

Chris Ray pitched a scoreless third of an inning, strikingout one

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

the glass is actually half empty

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lest you forget

A-Rod is 4-8 with 2 HR and a double against Chris Ray, including a walk off grand slam the day my nephew, also named Alexander, was born

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bad.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-8, 2 HR, 6 RBI

Great fucking move, Dave

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Seriously

this is quite the trip down memory lane (yes Ray’s been back a while but I’m still not used to him… also jeez he’s skinner every time I see him!)

by O Nina on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe reinvented Chris Ray will have better luck

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

..that didn’t take long.

by Jonny Pops on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOCKER

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

what bidness is that gary?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

eat me

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You're right about that

but Adam should have thrown to third.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones overthrew the cutoff man

letting everyone move up.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie would have overthrown the catcher...

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

fuck you!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's OsFan21 when I need him?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and come the FUCK on DD

Ray against a-rod… you know what is going to happen, even if it ain’t a homer

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That...

….was strike three? I’ll take it. But that was some bullshit.

by Jonny Pops on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

There are a lots of those in Baltimore too,

man-whores

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just throwing this out there

But WHY would you bring in Chris Ray just to face A-Rod? Does Trembley not look at the matchup history? I am not a notorious Trembley hater, but sometimes you just can’t defend the guy’s lack of a head for these things.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm with you

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

post-game

“Well, we want to give these guys an opportunity to right their wrongs. Ray has been pitching well, and A-Rod hasn’t faced him in a while. O well”

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we'll be told to tip our hat to A-Rod

Here’s a thought – how about bringing in a pitcher that A-Rod is hitting less than .500 against?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Amen brutha

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok guys

Lets work on finding a way to lose. Preferably not one of the 78 ways we’ve tried before.

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

 “Orioles did it!”

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only one more left

Run out of pitchers and use a position player as a pitcher. Preferably Luke Scott just cuz if he’s cold in hitting he has to be hot in pitching ;)

by OsandRoyals on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preferably Luke Scott just cuz if he’s cold in hitting he has to be hot in pitching ;)

You obviously missed earlier this evening

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

that was a close call.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones' outs are LOUDER

You need ear protection just to watch him hit in person.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Let's go Adam!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

doctor stop getting fucking hurt

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

summa bitch

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAT

Adam get up please.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam!

Why are you hurt again?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like he's ok

false alarm. But the way he went down like a sack of potatoes was sort of scary.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like the look of this

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

why is he so injury prone

Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with melmo.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie

by Timmy L. on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He plays like Ken Griffey Jr

And plays all out almost every play. You get hurt playing like that, sometimes

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

coming back to first base?

I love Adam and agree to a certain extent, but seriously.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck, AJ

Please be okay.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

oh Adam.

You make me so sad. Looks like his ankle.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm no doctor

But that shit looked painfull

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh come on...

..don’t be chickenshit. You’re okay.

by Jonny Pops on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened?

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam overran first (as you should)

and for some reason hustled back to first even though he didn’t turn towards 2nd, twisted his ankle on the base and collapsed. I think maybe he’s a little bit of a drama queen. He looked like he was dying.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam's ok

He walked it off, he rubbed some dirt in it, he’s good to go.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe not

Into the clubhouse while the reliever warms up

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be convinced when I see him blow a bubble.

:)

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

earlier...

whoever said he has the cheesiest tattoos? i concur. guy is a clown. maybe he can buy some class w/ all that money.

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fio in to run for AJ

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Screech in for Jones

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Screech is pinch running

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't belive the Orioles are going to lose

I really sort of thought they might win. I don’t know why.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That was your first mistake. :-)

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes they fool me

I think it was Luke’s HR. It was just so pretty.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you can seriously talk about what to do with Pie

When Adam hurts himself five times a year.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

fio is an adequate 4th outfielder...

DEAL W/ IT!!!

"If they pitch to you, make them pay."

--Diamond Dave to the Phenom

by j.q. higgins on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm with you

But I don’t know that he’ll play too much. Either Adam is fine or Adam is hurt and they do what they’ve been doing.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he'll do better now that we're not calling him up from Frederick

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubt it

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

just got back

why all the fio talk

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ hurt himself

and Fio came in to pinch run for him

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just pinch-ran for AJ

who was hurt, then wasnt, then may be.

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit x2

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just great

I don’t even know why I care.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Guh.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

motherfucker

I wonder what I have on the DVR tonight. I can’t listen to this crowd cheer. I just can’t.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

dammitmotherfuckingcocksuckingassshitfuck

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Ray,

go fuck yourself.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why I can't take it

It makes me literally feel like throwing up.

OH and there’s another one. Yeah this is getting turned off.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. No matter how much I expect the Orioles to lose, these games still make me fucking furious.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope every last Yankees fan gets painful lesions

Fuck those fucking fucks.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Peace out, peeps

5:50 gets here early.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Now, now, let's not be drastic

It’s nothing a bus ride back to Norfolk can’t solve.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

FIne

At least punch yourself in the face Chris.

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he gets started on it soon.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck you chris ray

can we please trade him? PLEASE?

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

chris ray is back

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, i cant do this anymore

I’ll talk to everyone tomorrow.

by kba26 on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

you're chris ray

the real chris ray
you don’t know how to play
it’s a joke, your ERA
so won’t the real chris ray please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

"The single best thing any rebuilding manager can do, ever, is trade a relief pitcher in late July for a couple of solid prospects."
— Rob Neyer, July 30, 2009

by zknower on Sep 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray

loves Valium and lots of hugs
thats why he pitches, like he is on lots of drugs

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

root canal > chris ray

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

death>chris ray

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice effort, Screech

You suck, Chris Ray.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh....

…back to our assigned role:

The Washington Generals.

by Jonny Pops on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The second I turned on the TV

Ray gave up the two HRs, so y’all can blame me

by NickMarkaces on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

I’ll blame Chris Ray

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get fired, Dave.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call dave

way to pull him out before it gets too bad

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL look at Matt Albers run

awkward.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

when DD came out of the dugout

Luke rolled his eyes

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if this were mvp baseball 2005

Chris Ray would retire b/c of ability.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

True story.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt ablers

you are a chipmunk dressed as a human, you suck at baseball, go eat a nut

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he's just a squirrel, tryin' to get a nut.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

well actually

i bet they have before. its prolly on youtube or something. but seriously, when are we gonna get decent bullpen help?

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is good there now? Kam and JJ (eh)

Then we could poss have DH and Berken in there…

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't sleep on Claw Megadeth!!!!!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i'll try to avoid that

pretty sure that wont be hard….he stinks…..

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i sleep on his wife?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

does the pope shit in the woods?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now now

This is offensive to nut-eating chipmunks

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

im trying to think of something

not offensive, i cant

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats more like it

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt ablers makes me vomit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuck you man

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

DH+Sarfatty+Ablers+RAy= shit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone- Tilman+Matusz+JJ+KAM!+guts( :) ) = shit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Albers says,

“Steal a base on me? Well screw you. I’ll just walk the next guy and make your steal pointless.”

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fatass pitching to fatass

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The bullpen: “Guys the offense is actually trying to get a win. Lets put a stop to this madness.”

by John Stephens on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

hold me

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

group hug

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hernandez walks 6, sir farty gives up a run without getting an out, ray gives up 2 hrs, albers comes within 100ft of a mound……FML

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

our worst possible pitchers

other then bass and berken

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

note to trembley…..PLEASE try to mix it up. i mean, i know you don’t have much to work with but dont put our worst pitchers all out in a row. i cant handle the truth!

lets go bring in rich hill since we’re just fucking around now anyways

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop talking buck

you are annoying me

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

well fuck this

i’m not waiting around to see more shitty pitching. peace out yall

by twistedlogic on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Cabrera time!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher seems like an ass.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely

but calling Albers a fatass gives him points in my book.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 1, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see it. I’m watching, but also pretending to work.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not watching

I’ve got Gameday up but that’s about it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey i thought

you were banned. drunken emotional chick

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

a boon to you. that girl was fuckin with your rep

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that girl

went off the deep end

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

#49

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

number 70, this is ST dude

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck this fucking shit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

then it does the HK thing

with the picture burning up

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly no

It’s not that exciting. But the first time I ever banned someone it was pretty great.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was it?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I don’t remember. It also made me a little nervous, I was like “what if SC doesn’t agree with me?” but I got over that pretty quick. Not that we ban many people.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does SC still come around these parts?

I’m not on much lately, either, but I haven’t seen him since like June.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been around some

He was busy planning for and getting married for most of the summer, plus keeping up with his boxing blog. He had to cut some things out to make room for wedding crap and he had all of us to help out here but no one there.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure we can expect her back

with a new login. Its on now to see who can spot osgirl21 or whatever it was

by b_duardo on Sep 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look away for 30 minutes and I missed something good!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough of this shit

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Orioles Magic Time!!

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

good title for recap

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Newsflash: The Yankees are a bag of dicks

That’s all you really missed.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Sep 1, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey well

props to you for going, showing your support, and braving all the sucktacular MFY fans.

by O Nina on Sep 2, 2009 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

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