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we dropped somebody. that is how it goes. The cobra commander is heartless

over 2 years ago Snidely_tiny b_duardo 8 comments 0 recs  | 

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The reminds me of high school

Twelfth grade, about to graduate, maybe like a week before graduation. The senior class (~300) were congregated in the auditorium for some sort of assembly about what to do at the graduation ceremony, thanks for doing a great job in class, you still have to come to school this last week, etc.

Then the principal gets up on stage and says, “Sorry folks, we just lost somebody.”

The entire senior class gasps. Did someone die? Who is missing? Are all my friends here?

It turns out that some dude who was an otherwise fine student went up to the principal before the assembly and said, “Fuck you, ” and gave him the finger. He did it just for the kicks. So he was excluded from the graduation ceremony but still got his diploma. But still, when the principal went in front of everyone and insinuated that someone died – it was not his smoothest moment.

by PhilR8 on Sep 1, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

wo homie, retract your finger

i didn’t brand myself as a murderous, anti-american, member of a mercenary army

by b_duardo on Sep 2, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay

i re-read the story. there were no hidden metaphors. apologies.

by b_duardo on Sep 2, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that was quite an overreaction

by NickMarkaces on Sep 2, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was not. it was witty rejoinder

for all you youngins out there who have no idea what the dreadnoks or the crimson guard are. well fuckin wikipedia it

by b_duardo on Sep 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just a shitty story told by a tired drunk dude

Also: Ryan’s Daughter at Belvedere Square is less and less impressive every time I go there

by PhilR8 on Sep 2, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm lost

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Sep 3, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

phil's just telling a story

"All major leaguers can see the ball and hit it. But what separates the great ones is that they can see the ball and hit it were they want to hit it."

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 4, 2009 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

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