Gamethread: Orioles (56-83) @ Yankees (91-50), 7:05 PM
Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees, Sep 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
So, I don't know if you've heard, but there's some hit record that one of the Yankees might pass this weekend. I'm not clear on the details; it's barely been discussed by sports writers and broadcasters.
Chris Tillman will face the Yankees for the first time in his career tonight in HR friendly Yankee Stadium. Tillman continues to battle his command, walking more than is comfortable and giving up too many home runs. I still look forward to his every start, because I know that eventually there will be one where he puts it all together, and even now he usually shows a brilliant moment for every meatball over the plate. He's such a tease.
Andy Pettitte is pitching for the Yankees. I don't want to talk about it.
The Yankees are very good this year. Surprise! They hit the snot out of the ball which is why they win so much. When the Yankees didn't make the postseason last year, they went out and spent almost a quarter of a billion dollars on two pitchers they hoped would stick at the top of their rotation and send them back to the playoffs. CC Sabathia has been very good, as expected, but the truth is he pretty much replaced 2008 Mike Mussina. He's been better than Mussina was in '08, but not by that much. AJ Burnett is certainly an upgrade over Sidney Ponson and Darrell Rasner (who combined for 35 starts for the Yanks in '08), but he isn't worth $16.5M. Overall, their pitching stats haven't been that different than they were in '08. They're above average, but not elite. They allow 4.66 runs/game, which is 14th in the majors (7th in the AL), but they score 5.72 runs/game, which is first. The Orioles are the opposite. They are dead last in runs allowed (5.39) and middle of the pack in runs scored (4.79).
But as we've seen, any team can win on any given day, so I'll try not to get too down before the game even starts.
Let's Go O's!
-Stacey
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So basically,
the Orioles are the bizarro Yankees.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Rain
I’m about 4 miles from Yankee Stadium right now and I’m gonna go ahead and say this game ain’t happenin’ tonight.
Game Over T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports
that's because God hates Derek Jeter.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Maybe, for once,
God is taking pity on O’s fans and will wash out this series entirely so that Jeter doesn’t get the record against the O’s.
Game Over T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports
Jesus
Wieters DHing? After an off day?
::sound of gunshot to head::
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
::mourns for zk::
::steals zk’s xbox::
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he has an xbox?
i want it!
Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
::not dead due to poor marksmanship, recovers from head wound::
hey! where the f*** is my xbox?
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
i stole it from westie
Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
::calls BSF's parents and demands the X-box back::
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the worst part about living in NYC
is having to listen to that moron Michael Kay doing play-by-play.
Game Over T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports
rain delays and fridays= uber-slow gamethreads
Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions

"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Well at least montreal is avoiding the rain.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
How are the Expos doing these days anyway?
Don’t stay up with the NL much…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Are they really planning on signing GBA
in between every pitch?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Sep 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
The weathers been fine here for the past hour, I dont know why they didnt start the game sooner
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
So, they've started the game?
I’ve got Mythbusters – the beer goggles episode – on the TV now. Should I even bother to change?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
So they'll play until the MFY have a lead
then call the game, even if it’s the bottom of the 2nd. It’s the MFY, after all.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
i saw that!
Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 12, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
MLB.tv went to an epic commercial break after the National Anthem
Are they still doing pregame stuff at the stadium?
It looks worse than it is
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
look, they're wearing their pandering red hats tonight
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
I have one of those on right now, execpt with an O on it
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
I can't believe they are playing this game
This rain looks unplayable and the field looks disgusting.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
Jeter is more important than other players' safety
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
I wish they would cancel the series
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
People paid good money to see Jeter get his hit, let them play
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
i really hope you're being snarky
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Too sick to drink
Stupid 2 week chest cold with hacking cough. NOT fun.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Not me
I don’t do brown liquor. Nasty, nasty hangovers from that stuff.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
duck flu, then?
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
shades of that game a couple years ago
when mussina was pitching and they restarted after something like 4 hours?
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
ARE WE LOSING YET?
Has The Captain made history yet?
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Here it comes...
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
PLUNK HIM!
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
You tell 'em, 3DG
“There are sixteen other team hit leaders that have more hits than Jeter/Gehrig for the Yankees.”
Eat a bowl of dicks, Yankees.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
Ok Tillman
Strike this mother fucker out
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
oh i hate those red hats
they are SO dumb!
I can’t believe they started this game. dumbasses.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
9/11 Dumass, those Red Hats are Sick
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
They are sick because I barfed on them
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm telling ya, Stacey, we need Rule 4...
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I wasn't aware
that terrorist attacks led to awful, unmatching baseball caps
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Yet another way we've let the terrorists win
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
And i'm the 15th year old...you dont know what it was like on that day in NY, the yankees should have a twin tower patch
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
um, I know what it was like that day, thanks
And no team needs to be having twin tower patches.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
I'd take a patch over the red hat
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Let's just say
I can think of better ways to honor the dead of 9/11 than a non-matching baseball hat. A patch would have been much more appropriate.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Dude
Red caps have nothing to do with “what it was like on that day.” They are hideous and they don’t match any of the teams. I don’t need some hideous red cap that doesn’t go with ORANGE to remind me of anything.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
fuck you blue
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Do you honestly think
an umpire is going to call a strike 3 on Jeter before the record?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
God
Does EVERYONE have to call him “The Captain?” Shut up Jim Palmer.
I’m putting on Joe Angel.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
SIDDOWN JETES
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
YAH!!!!!!!
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Are you telling me
he struck out???
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
TILLMAN! TILLMAN! TILLMAN!
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
If Jeter doesnt get his hit the next time hes up, I guareente the game gets called
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
WARNING
Referring to Jeter as “The Captain” during this seires is now a bannable offense.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
It's a good thing Jim Palmer doesn't post here
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
What if we're being ironic?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
suck it jeter.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Gordon Ramsey should coach this team
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
I always kinda wanted Dan Gable, myself
if we’re going for non-baseball guys.
Google him, BSF
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
JOHN GIBBONS
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Dan Gable would strangle John Gibbons
and not even need his hands to do it. He could do it with his elbows.
Dan Gable is a bad, bad man.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
JESUS CHRIST
Sonic boom in LA Just shook the whole house
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
A-Rods homerun just shock my life
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
That's my boy!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Well... at least Jeter wasn't on base
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
fuck me
im done already
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
I mean, LOOK where that pitch was
Seriously Tillman, you gotta get control of that shit.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Pitching period is difficult
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Oh I agree
But he leaves those pitches out over the plate in bright sunny weather as well.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I would assuming breaking stuff would be almost impossible
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I would do anything to have half the talent Tillman has, better to see him go through the rookie wall now, than later
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
It will change once they knock down the old Yankee stadium...if they ever do
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
man did you see the warning track?
It’s just covered in water. If one of our outfielders breaks his leg out there because they had to play this game for Jeter I’m going to freak out.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
That's whats really amazing
If one of our players gets hurt, then they can rest for the next five months. If their player gets injured, then they could lose him for the playoffs.
Jeter>Team, from the Yanks perspective
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Speaking of "warning tracks"
Makes me remember the start of the season when the Birds took 2 of 3 from the MFY and this song
http://www.myspace.com/howboutdemos
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Looks like it stopped raining?
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Still raining, but really lightly
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
Ah nothing like a 3-0 deficit after the first inning!
Fuck I can’t wait until this season is over. Can’t come soon enough.
As much as I love Nicky and Nolan, it's a pretty sad lineup when they are your number 3 and 4 hitters.
it's even sadder who's number 5
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Was kind of hoping it would die in a puddle in the corner
He could have taken three bases.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised he didn't go for three anyway
and get thrown out by a mile.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
memlo!
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Thanks for getting a hit in the 2nd inning, Melmo!
Now we don’t have to worry about getting no hit
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
That's one of the best swings Luke has made in two months
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
C'mon matt
rewrite tomorrow’s headline
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
That would just be mean, its Jeter night, nothing can steal his headlines
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
again, unsure if you're serious. WTF?
it’s not jeter night. it’s a baseball game. when jeter gets a hit, then he can have some accolades. i hope it doesn’t happen until next week.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
I assume he's kidding
and just being dry about it.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
OH Felix
that was NOT good.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Felix?
Swings like that are why people like me wanted you benched in May.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I got myself a Joe Flacco bobblehead at the gas station today
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
My Mark Sanchez bobblehead is better...
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
It's not actually a contest
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I know, Sanchez wins by a landslide
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
No
he’s just a kid trying to be funny or something.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
And after 9 days of school
I am NOT in the mood for this shit.
Stay on topic, kid. Stacey’s the nice one tonight. I’m not.
Rule 4, I tell ya, Stacey…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Civardi thinks he's mastered sarcasm
when all he’s mastered is typical teenage overuse of annoying behavior.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Not enough alcohol in North America, dude.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
No he won't
Well, I guess it depends on what kind of drinker you are. If I were drinking, and he kept it up, I’d just want to punch someone.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Wow, you stopped being funny about, oh, 30 minutes ago.
You do realize that, right?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I think he might actually be a Jets fan
Perhaps a greater crime than being a teenager, amirite?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now?
Nope, no greater crime. Sorry, I’ve been sick for the last 2 weeks, and dealing with teens hasn’t made my disposition any sunnier. And I actually have a good crew of kids this year.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I'm not tring to be funny, just taking the attention off of the blowout your about to see
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
First of all....
a 12 year old boy shouldn’t be “blowin’ it up” in a fist bump with his dad.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Today I was listening to the pregame show on the radio
driving home. Tom Davis was all, “WHY does Andy Pettitte do so well against the Orioles?” and Dave Johnson says, “Because the Orioles have been awful for 12 years.” That’s why I like him.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I told ya, Dave Johnson is a keeper for the radio...
He doesn’t pull any punches.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Nice catch melvin
Don’t look so happy!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Buck, I don't think a dry JERSEY is what he needs...
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Dammit, GARY....
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Cesar batting 2nd
what a fucking joke. I like Cesar but it’s ridiculous.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Ok Tillman
strike this motherfucker out again.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
oh come on that was a strike
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
How appropriate that he really Jetered one for the record
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Let me get this straight
All this hype and he’s still more than 270+ hits away from 3,000?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
OH MY GOD I'M SO LUCKY TO BE A WITNESS
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Pardon me while I go vomit
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
awwwwwwww
they all huggin’ and shit
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
I'm going to go annoy the Yankee fans with my fantasic, one of a kind commedy show, pce
"When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York"
Joe Namath
so long, troll.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
Jeter doesn;'t even have 2,750 hits yet?????
C’mon, they’re acting like he cured cancer, and he doesn’t have CLOSE to 3,000 hits.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Not even close to 3K
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Not even close to 3K
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
Wow they're stopping the game
I hope he immediately gets picked off.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
HALF THE LEAGUE'S TEAMS
have hit leaders with more than Jeter. And that’s counting the expansion clubs. How pathetic is that????
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I love how they're booing
Tillman for DARING to throw to first.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Seriously, Yankee fans, 2,722 hits is not a special number
The fact that you think it is says more for your supposedly storied franchise than any other thing. 100 years of Yankee bullshit and you couldn’t get one guy with 3,000 hits? I mean, shit, the Houston Astros have a guy with 3,000 hits. The Kansas City Royals have a guy with 3,000 hits. Give me a fucking break with the theatrics. This is a fucking joke and I’m embarrassed on their behalf that they think there’s something so special about this.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
The Detroit Tigers have two!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Only Cal has all 3000 as an O
Eddie got just about 2000 as an O
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top 25
1 Cal Ripken 3184 1981 2001
2 Brooks Robinson 2848 1955 1977
3 Eddie Murray 2080 1977 1996
4 Brady Anderson 1614 1988 2001
5 Boog Powell 1574 1961 1974
6 Ken Singleton 1455 1975 1984
7 Paul Blair 1426 1964 1976
8 Al Bumbry 1403 1972 1984
9 Melvin Mora 1308 2000 2009
10 Mark Belanger 1304 1965 1981
11 Brian Roberts 1250 2001 2009
12 B.J. Surhoff 1072 1996 2005
13 Rafael Palmeiro 1071 1994 2005
14 Rich Dauer 984 1976 1985
15 Davey Johnson 904 1965 1972
16 Frank Robinson 882 1966 1971
17 Rick Dempsey 854 1976 1992
18 Mike Devereaux 797 1989 1996
19 Gus Triandos 794 1955 1962
20 Jeff Conine 777 1999 2006
21 Miguel Tejada 768 2004 2007
22 Lee May 744 1975 1980
23 Luis Aparicio 740 1963 1967
24 Chris Hoiles 739 1989 1998
25 Doug DeCinces 738 1973 1981
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
We have two higher than Jeter, but not 3k
Cal, of course, is past 3k, Brooks has 2848.
In fairness, Jeter is likely to pass both of these before his career is all said and done – the guy’s only 35. However, he’s probably due for a tail-off, so who knows how much farther than that he will get.
I had a Yankee fan earlier trying to tell me Jeter might pass Pete Rose. 7 more years of 200 hits seems like a generous pace to assume for a player.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Derek Jeter is a very good baseball player
That’s not really the issue. Like i was just saying to someone, most of the reasons I dislike Derek Jeter aren’t his fault, it’s the way people treat him that pisses me off so much.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
if he played for say
The Padres, i wouldnt hate him so much
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
A Yankee-fan coworker
told me Jeter’s parents go to every home game… I hated Jeter a little less after he told me that
So....where the FUCK was that 1-0 pitch to Arod?
You know the knee high change up right down the middle…
Yep.
I guess Jeter’s epic achievement has broken SBN. :P
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
I wonder if all the madness that is no doubt going on at the Yankees blog is runing it for everyone else?
im back for now
whats up ladies?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Nolan - what else are you looking for on 2-0??
And fuck you blue that’s not a strike there for strike 3.
No Yankee having 3,000 hits is just an anomaly
I mean, they’re still unquestionably the most successful franchise with many of the best players of all time.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I've felt the same thing.
I thought it was really weird, so I looked it up the other day. I want to say, of the 24 guys with 3000 hits, less than 10 I think got at least 3000 with one team. I’ll have to look it up again for the specific number. But considering how so many of the Yankees legendary players are from the days before free agency it’s odd none of them got to 3000
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This strike zone is absurd
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
he's easily one of the worst umpires in the league
no fucking clue what he’s doing
that 2nd strike to luke was 4-5 inches lower than ball 2 to Aroid.
The At&T Rapid Rewind was entirely about Jeter.
Nothing else has happened in this game!!!! Only Jeter!!!!
To Derek:
One is the loneliest number…
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
So does anybody else notice that pause that Moeller does before throwing the ball back to the pitcher?
I find it fucking infuriating.
I never noticed
But I hate this team.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
nah I'm here
but what is there left to say
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Chad Moeller hasn't disappointed me
I mean, he is what he is, but he gets some hits.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
sac fly
It’s better than a double play!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
C'mon Nolan... make something happen!
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
SHIT
now it’s up to Mora with two down
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Failure
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
I don't know that Posada's foot was on the plate
But why would we expect an umpire to make a call that actually takes effort to get right?
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Ouch!
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Way to take one for the team melvin
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Charge the mound! Charge the mound!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Unless we add some bats
I don’t see how next year will be appreciably different.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dunno.. despite this sucktitude, I see a pretty solid core
Between Roberts, Reimold, Markakis, Weiters, Jones.. the rest not sure.. but that’s really not bad to work off of.
But how much better will that crew be?
Each had decent to good years, and we’re still a 100 loss team. We need two serious bats, and I’m not sure who they could be.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Roberts and Markakis? Probably not much better..
Reimold I’m hoping will improve.. Jones and Wieters I’m assuming will be better. A couple big bats wouldn’t hurt, though, I agree.
They do need to add a bat
at least one. But if they can get their pitching under control it will be a lot, lot better.
The O’s allow 5.39 runs per game. Only the Nationals give up more. They aren’t lighting the world on fire with runs scored, but they are right in the middle of the American League. It stands to reason that Wieters and Jones will continue to improve, probably Reimold too. We already know what we have in Nick and Brian. If the Orioles can get their runs allowed down they won’t be as far off as it seems right now.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I am hoping our rotation will be fun to watch
Guthrie, Bergesen, Tillman, Matusz… with Hernandez, Berken, Mickolio, Uehara, and others in the bullpen…
I dunno.. I think if we make 2 star signings (one on offense, one on pitching) – we may at least push 90 wins next season.
And to note – you can check my record.. I’ve never been an unrealistic optimistic for our team’s season.
Okay that’s a lie, I usually am stupidly optimistic. But I mean it this time.
That sounds logical
I guess a decade if bad pitching has left me wondering if this team is capable of better.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i used this earlier.. but:
see 2007 v 2008 Rays!
My biggest fear is
our best player is Nicky. He’s maybe 3rd or 4th best on MFY or PHN. I just don’t know that our offensive core is going to be good enough.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
honestly
I’m with you on that. When I look at the O’s roster I think they look pretty good and have a lot of promise, but if you start comparing them one-to-one to the rest of the AL East, it’s really not pretty.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Tillman hasn't looked that bad tonight
I mean, the A-Rod HR and not covering the base, but other than that.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
But it's enough for the loss
and again, the I’s won’t be quite good enough to win. Our margin of error is so small with this team.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got even more watchable
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Another looong single for Matty
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Ok Felix!
Show us what you got.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
He's hurt, somehow.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What on earth is going on?
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Apparently not. ;)
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
the strike zone
has been motherfriending retarded all night
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SCREECH!!!!!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Way to come through, Screech
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I don't like bunting with this asshole umpire
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
bases loade no outs
For Brian Bob.
Get it done, Brian!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
dude trembley - no offense, you are strategically expendable
please argue about these strikes and get thrown out or something…
Screech almost passed Wieters
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how Screech almost passed Wieters going home.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
fiorentino hitting .571
threat to adam jones perhaps?
BRob!!!
Ok I’m off to the bar – you may some drunken bberry posts. 6-4 bitches!! Fuck you derek jeter and fuck your parents too!
wooo Dogfish
I miss Dogfish Head Ale House. :(
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way to beat that out and keep the rally alive...
right?
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I would have rathered he killed the rally
with a nice 3 run HR
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Let's go Nolan!
No Ks or double plays
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
I love how Jim Palmer is just basically saying
over and over again: “It doesn’t matter, they Yankees are going to come back.”
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Text poll on YES
Will Jeter get to 4,000 hits? 74% said yes. HUGE FUCKING ROLLEYES
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It's cool, though
Michael Kay explained that he ONLY needs 175 hits a year until he turns 43. You know, without ever getting injured or having a major dropoff with old age. Oh yeah, and he’d have to play UNTIL HE’S 43.
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In case you're wondering
I looked it up on b-r.com, in baseball history there have been two players age 40 or over who have gotten 175 hits in a season. In 1927 Ty Cobb got 175 at age 50. In 1930 Sam Rice got 207 at age 40. That’s it.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MICHAEL KAY!?!?
p.s. suck on that double play Jeter
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They're just going to let it pour down on Tillman
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Goodnight Chris
All things considered, not bad.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
i hate it when pitchers get the lead hitter on base
especially after the team scores some runs. personal pet peave.
I can't watch the game...
Why was Pie taken out? I hope it wasn’t an injury, but I can’t think of another reason. Thanks in advance.
It's pouring
Time to call the game and undo the O’s runs in the top of the inning?
Do they even do that anymore?
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Mora got HBP
somewhere near his elbow it looked like
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Mora was hit in the elbow by a pitch
Gotta say that one looked painful.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He got plunked
But I thought he stayed in at that time and then got replaced by Wiggy on the later PH. Not sure.
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"EVERY HIT HE GETS
HE SETS A NEW RECORD"
—Michael Kay
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Thanks for the DP
Cappy!
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The most storied GIDP in the history of stories, GIDPs and history
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Jeter is 12 DPs away from holding the Yankee's career record
I wonder how much coverage that will get
by wickedwitch on Sep 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome
I hope he breaks it at Camden Yards so I can chant his name.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Of course
Cal GIDP’d more than any other player in history.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
you're probably a jinx
sorry you had to find out this way
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they can't stop the game with the Yankees losing.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Oh it's Kevin Millar's little friend
Edwar Ramirez. He’s a cute little fella.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Come on Brian
We need another run
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Brian Roberts is just 53 stolen bases
from overtaking Brady Anderson as the all time O’s leader. We should probably start planning the celebration now.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
They pitched around Brian to get to Cesar
good thing they have him in the 2 spot.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
Cesar!
Sorry to have doubted you. 8-4 lead!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
once again ... CESAR
MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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If we hang on to win...tomorrow's headline
JETER JETER CAPTAIN CLUTCH JETER Yankees take the loss in meaningless game JETER MVP JETER CAP’N (O’s first victory in new Stadium) YANKEES JETER DEREK FOR PRESIDENT (Tillman probably not upset with giving up the hit since he got the win) JETER ALL STAR HAPLESS ORIOLES GET LUCKY GEHRIG 2722 3,000? 2011 CONTRACT? JETERJETER MADONNA GOD BLESS AMERICA
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
God Bless America didn't take up enough space in that headline
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
RIght. In the POST it would be 6 columns.
Maybe G O D B L E S S J E T E R
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
It'll go something like this
God bless Derek Jeter
Shortstop we love
Stand beside him
And guide him
To a weak-hit infield grounder to third base
From his left side
To his right side
He has no more
In his range
God bless Derek Jeter
Our Cap-i-tan
God bless Derek Jeter
Overrated!
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eat More Esskay is a poet
I’ll never forget Ode to Flat Breezy
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Aww, you're going to make me blush
Sometimes you just get an idea and have to run with it.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 11, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
NICKY!!!!!!
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
ok, time to watch some Deadwood.
l8er suckaz.
"I think my motivation is to see the other guys in the clubhouse. They’re contending for the playoffs, and when I see that it gets into my body. I play like it’s the playoffs too" —Memlo
i just realized, lassie from psych plays some dude from deadwood
s8ter h8ter
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
DEAL WITH IT!
Yeah, people are still saying that, right? I’ve been out for weeks. Deal with it.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
Hiya, ganglia! So I get up, make the omelet, turn on EuroWeenieNews, check the Yahoo scores and...Whoa, Bonus Coverage
for Kid Titov! Plus, we’re beating the crap out of ’em! Yee-hah, what a way to get up on a rainy Saturday morning!
Suck eggs, Derek!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
The game is now resuming
Girardi has pulled all of his starters and sent them home. Jeter is giving his broke-the-meaningless-Gehrig-record press conference WHILE THE GAME IS STILL GOING ON.
Saturday’s game begins at 1pm.
Talk about home field advantage.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Wow, a good line by Michael Kay: "If you're still keeping score at home, please stop."
Plus, he just apologized for spending a year pronouncing the imaginary last set of g’s in Hwiggingggton’s name!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
...he's not singing God Bless America
Is he? What is this?
OFF-SCRIPT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
AWESOME.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
That beginning
was weird at best. Now he is on key though.
by sickuvitall on Sep 12, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Quick googling reveals those are the seldom-used invocation lines
You learn something new every day.
This really was the longest God Bless America rendition ever.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Quiz time: What sitcom regular does that singer eerily resemble a younger version of?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
C'mon, people, this quiz is NOT in a rain delay...
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
whaaaaaaaat daaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuck?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
I can't believe they didn't call this game
It’s freaking 1 a.m.
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This is pretty shady
Girardi pulls his regulars and sends them all home before the game’s over. Tomorrow’s game time is 1pm. That’s quite a stretch of home field gamesmanship.
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by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
It's bullshit
And Wieters should be out of there. If Trembley sits him tomorrow because of this I’ll be so annoyed.
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what are you doing up?
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It's the weekend
I’m wild and crazy!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
you should get to bed now
and dont go outside while it rains, you will catch cold.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
'pends on where you're at. Now answer the damn quiz!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
Sorry Titov, drawing a blank.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
its 10 for me
:) …. un needed smiley
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay, okay: PETER BOYLE (the father in Everybody Loathes Raymond).
He’s actually a fine actor, with some commendable contributions in character roles since the late 60’s.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
LL Cool J
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
it's amazing.
I don’t care who break whatever record in this game, playing at 1:00 am before a day game is not right. These umpires are frigging crazy.
wow the seats behind home are
even emptier then usual
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
Echo
eeeeecccchoooooo :: bounces of off walls::
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:17 AM EDT reply actions
Justin turner can hit
DEAL WITH IT!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:18 AM EDT reply actions
3DG at 1:20am
“We started the night with spare ribs and striped bass, and when I just went in the press room, we had Fruit Loops and Cheerios.”
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
im so out of it
i just got the dark knight soundtrack.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:24 AM EDT reply actions
O!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:29 AM EDT reply actions
R!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
O!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
L!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
E!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
S!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
magic magic magic magic
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, give someone else a chance!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
i asumed no one else was here
sorry
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
O!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
R!
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Sep 12, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, this truly WAS a historic game, to be long remembered for : Justin Turner's First ML Hit
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
p.s. But guess who won Player of the Game...in a 10-4 loss? Just guess.
Egg-suckin’ Derek! See, he’s so Valuable, the losses don’t even count.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
I'll do a post-game, because I'm bored
I’ll go make a fanpost now.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 1:39 AM EDT reply actions
oh dude
I was writing one. I started it before the game ended which is why I disappeared from the game thread. Sorry!
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
That's okay. Mine was going to suck anyway
Used up all my creative energy on “God Bless Derek Jeter”. :D
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 12, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the Motherfucking Yankee Bitches!
I left and it was 7-4 – how the fuck did we prevent them from scoring any more runs???
Mark Hendrickson!
Well that and after the rain delay Girardi sent all of his regulars home.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
that's what Esskay said
I missed when they first came back to the game because I assumed it was suspended. I guess Gary and Jim said they sent Jeter and some others home. They said Brian Roberts was sent home also but then they showed him chilling in the dugout.
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
That's pretty ridiculous.
I’ve actually never heard of that happening other than the next game’s starting pitcher. bunch of pampered babies.

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