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Rays (73-71) at Orioles (58-85)

Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Tampa Bay came into Balitmore having lost 11 games straight. So much for that.

Baltimore came in having won two of their last three. Now they've lost two straight.

There's simply no way to build much drama for a Tuesday night game in September between an Orioles team trying to avoid 100 losses and a Tampa Bay team that doomed its thin playoff hopes with a two-week-long losing skid. But there are some items of interest to watch in this game.

Tampa Bay starts Jeff Neimann, who quietly, if not anonymously, has won 12 games with an ERA under 3.60 and a WHIP of 1.28 He's actually pretty good, and has been the one pitcher in the last month the Rays could count on.

Baltimore starts Jason Berken, who's 4-11 record is almost the evil inverse of Neimann's. His ERA of 6.02 is ugly, as is his WHIP of 1.71. He's gone 5.1 IP his last two outings, but the last one was an odd case. Yes, he had served up 8 hits, but only 1 ER and was at only 85 pitches. So, even if Jason Berken does well tonight, don't look for him to get out of the 6th.  -duck


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jeff Niemann 12-5 27 26 2 2 0 0 161.1 157 69 64 15 50 106 3.57 1.28


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jason Berken 4-11 20 20 0 0 0 0 101.2 134 73 68 14 40 57 6.02 1.71

 

 

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Man, Amber is looking good tonight.

That’s all.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Berky

Time to start playing for the draft pick. Let’s get it on, Babeh!

"When have you ever made that play? Only in Little League... And you probably didn't even make it then." ~ Jim Palmer, 9/14/09

by Markickass on Sep 15, 2009 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling Wieties is going to have a good game.

I think he’s bringing his Z-Game tonight.

"When have you ever made that play? Only in Little League... And you probably didn't even make it then." ~ Jim Palmer, 9/14/09

by Markickass on Sep 15, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

If someone can dig up

ZAUN’s third strike swing from his (I think) second at-bat last night, its worthy of a fanshot. I was there and it was one of the worst swings I’ve ever seen. made Kevin Millar’s emergency hack look like Ted Williams.

You don't EVEN KNOW who O's21girl is!

by Senatorrosewater on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your doomed.

We have the tougher schedule.

by wickedwitch on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

royals last week and half looks tough

although i don’t know what “tough” means in this context

by Freneau on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the worst cleanup hitters in the majors

this could be a tight race to the bottom

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/9/15/1031135/royal-embarrassment#storyjump

Our starting pitching is just as bad, and we’re down 2 productive starters.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 7:15, and I already have no reason to watch this game.

So, let’s play “Who Sucks Worse?”

A. David Hernandez
B. Jason Berken
C. Brian Bass

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, that was a majestic foul ball off

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So close...

followed by the K…fuck!

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a strike, douchebag.

Even Palmer disagrees.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

a wise decision

Once I wrap up this project I’ll be at the gym and not watching this crap.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to bed

I listened for a while. Until 7:20 or so. About 15 minutes too long.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be Jason Berken

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He called that a strike??????

That would have hit him if he didn’t move!!

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, this umpire sucks.

Well, all of them do, actually.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously what the fuck is going on?

This season I feel like the umpiring has been DRAMATICALLY worse than I’ve ever seen.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

New record for BRob

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Nicky!

If we want to get back in this game this is probably it.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So I get home, turn the game on, and it's 5-0

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ehhhhh, could be worse

I could be a Nats fan, wearing a green hat, being searched by the Israeli Army

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's always that

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey y'all

I’m doing all sorts of shit at the house so can’t spend this lovely game with you, but I just have to comment on how much I love Felix Pie excitedly smacking Screech’s ass when he made that last catch.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

IZZY

RBI single woowoo

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell of a catch by Felix!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice grab Pie!

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, zero outs

I’m gonna guess they get one run.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He tried

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Wieters!!!

He proves me wrong.

I love you Matt Wieters.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He is incredibly lovable.

Were you watching for is monstrous foul ball? One of these days he’s going to start regularly connecting and it’s going to be beautiful.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I saw that

But I agree, once he gets there it’s going to be awesome.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O's have come ALL the way back.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to say

After that shitty first inning, Berken has done a good job holding them so the O’s had a chance to get back. I know Berken isn’t the most talented dude in the world but I can’t help but like him. Unlike that shit David Hernandez.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing.

I’d like to see him go out there for the 6th and see if he can put another one or two scoreless up there.

Honestly I think both Berken and Hernandez have really good stuff. I just don’t know if either of them will be able to put it together.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Hernandez first came up

I thought his stuff looked very good. But I feel like he just gets worse every time I see him. Those HR infuriate me. I hope he gets it together but he looks hopeless out there.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

He’s looked awful for a while now.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy cow, we're back baby!

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So that's their ROY guy, huh?

See ya!

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

so only 1 out of 3 heralded Rice pitchers turned into something. Townsend is a bust. Humber is just about a bust. Neimann is decent minus tonight.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

decent?

He’s been pretty awesome besides tonight.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, he’s been awesome except tonight. 128 ERA+ is pretty darn good.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's their Bergesen

It would have been nice to have a showdown between him and Reimold. That would make some nice ESPN content.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If

Bergesen had been a really high draft pick…

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve been following the game on yahoo. maybe i’ll flip it on soon.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to start another losing streak

TB is annoying me. I hope they lose the rest of the games this year.

by PhilR8 on Sep 15, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Felix swinging at shit tonight

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

although i liked that take of that slider down and in for ball 3

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

although he's sort of having a hell of an AB right now

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big inning for Berken

Gotta hold that lead, son.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Ray warming in the pen

that’s just great.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Great inning, Jason!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You think he comes out for the 7th?

I sort of think he should. The bullpen is awful and he’s really pretty much rolling right now.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

He looks good and the pen could use the rest. I don’t know what his pitch count is though.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah me neither.

I could use a rest from watching the bullpen…

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

according to Gameday he has 77 pitches. That can’t possibly be right, can it? Through 6?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

He’s been really rolling since the first and the runs happened REALLY fast in the first.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it is

He has zero walks.

77 pitches – 52 strikes. Damn.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll accept nothing less than a complete game.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here he is in the 7th

But not for long

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

They took him out at 5.1 IP last time

with just 1 ER

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah he was

and he had about 20 more pitches than he does now after six.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was at 85

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Actually

his last start against Boston he went 5.1 and allowed 4 runs on 95 pitches. The start before, against the Yankees, he was taken out after 5.1 and allowed one run on 85 pitches. I just checked. I didn’t see that NYY game but the Boston game he was laboring. He’d walked four.

I was combining the memory of both of those starts I think.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the NYY game

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome.

How did that runner get on?

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

single off of Izzy's glove

it probably would have been an infield hit even if he’d stopped it though. He really laid out for it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well placed

right between short and third

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How it the HELL are the Os winning this game?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Mostly BRob and Matty

And Berken has been good since the 1st.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berken got his act together big time after the first inning

and our savior got a two rbi single.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I think he’s one of the 2 candidates right now (Mauer) and people love Yankees. He’s at the top of every discussion I’ve seen.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is?

I think everybody on that team would disagree with you.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hands down?

Interesting, since he’s barely mentioned in the debate…

And he was HORRIBLE the whole time A*Roid was out.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he wasn’t on the list they put up when I brought that up was he??

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And like I said

None of the Yankees agree with you (probably not even Tex.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

another claim brought to out of thin air you by osfan21

btw i’m still waiting on the completion of your statistical analysis of tejada and his buds.

by thewaywardO on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get why you think that's so hard.

Is it difficult to find out who he works out with in the off season or who he grew up playing with? Doesn’t seem that challenging to me.

And as far as Yankees claiming Jeter is their MVP it’s been in every interview given over the last month about Jeter.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's the Yankees hits leader

Also, the Yankees outs leader.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary Thorne doesn't think the long pants are attractive.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Jason, keep it together.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

damn straight

I really wish they would have left him in. Let the kid pitch.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I sort of don't see the point of taking him out.

I really don’t feel like anybody else is more likely to hold this lead…so why not let him see if he can battle through?

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no reason

Other than Dave Trembley likes to use 7 pitchers every game.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw man they're taking him out

That’s some bullshit.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Berken looks PISSED

Good for him.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Fucking Trembley

He never lets his guys work out of any trouble. Berken has been sailing. He’s at 83 fucking pitches.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You know

Trembley takes a lot of flak and I have defended him a lot. But his quick hook is getting fucking tired.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It may not be his choice

We don’t know what his orders from MacPhail are. That’s pretty close to the pitch count he had against NYY.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know that I buy that

Berken isn’t in any danger of being shut down. He pitched about 150 innings in each of the past two years and he’s only at 130 this year with less than a month left.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How else to explain the 5.1 IPs the last two outings?

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know man

Except it’s not actually the last two outings. In Boston he needed to be pulled. But I get what you’re saying.

I think Dave panics and pulls his pitchers at the first sign of trouble. He didn’t do it with Matusz in New York and I was shocked and thrilled, probably because he knew it would likely be his last start though.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

When to yank a starter is one of those things he has a bad instinct for

There’ve also been numerous occasions where he leaves in a guy for two batters too long. That goes along with the quick hooks at other times, like here. Maybe that’s one of those things that it’s just easy to second-guess.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah maybe

But it seemed like a no brainer tonight. Berken was simply rolling .

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WAS HIS FIRST WALK OF THE GAME

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i've tuned in.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo Chris Ray!

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And here he is again

Bringing in Chris FUCKING Ray.

STOP TAKING OUT GUYS WHEN THEY PITCH WELL

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't remember where I heard this

But I read or heard somewhere that on any given day there are going to be pitchers who have it and pitchers who don’t have it. That’s just the way it is. And every time you take out a pitcher who has it that night, you increase your odds of getting to the pitcher who doesn’t have it.

God knows if that’s true or whatever but I think it all the time when Dave pulls shit like this. You know even if the Orioles win this game I’m going to be pissed because it’s so annoying.

LET THE KIDS PITCH.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

1 run game, runner on first

Let’s bring in our 12 H/9 reliever!

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So it worked

But I’m still pissed.

Berken could have pitched 8 innings tonight.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

diamond dave responds...

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that one triggered a flashback

Fugget about it Dave, fugget about it!

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 15, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Just because it worked doesn’t make it a good decision.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus loves Luke again!

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEE

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

About god damn time you did that again Luke.

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome Luke.

But I don’t take back anything I said about you.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Michael Aubrey is unattractive.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

If he can hit

You’re just going to have to DEAL WITH IT!

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

word

except I don’t really think he can.

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by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can I just say

that if I were on a first date with a guy and he wanted to take a picture of us with his camera phone to send to his kid, I wouldn’t be amused.

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by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t be amused.

With the fact that he has a kid or that he took a picture of you with his camera phone… or both.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

picture of me with his camera phone

to send to his kid. It’s seems a little needy and, “Do you think she’d make a nice mommy?”

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the fact that he has a kid is cool. But showcasing you is not cool.

"You don’t EVEN KNOW who birdman is!"

by birdman on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a guy, so

my first thought was, if the kid is a teen, Dad’s bragging about what he’s hoping to be taggin’.

Guys are dogs. ;)

(I didn’t see the ad)

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ew

do fathers and sons have that kind of rapport? because EW. Also the day I date a dude with a 15 year old kid is a day I hope not to see anytime soon.

I don’t mind kids, though. Besides the fact is I’m 30 so some dudes are gonna have kids. As long as they’re not deadbeats then whatever.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not to

But yeah, hanging out with wrestlers and thier dads, yup, seen it happen.

And a dude that’s 33 can totally have a 15 year old kid. Stop by a HS PTA meeting sometime. I have a lot of students with parents younger than me, and I teach 9th grade at age 41.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

9th graders are 14?

When I was 14 my mom was 39. That’s 25 years, it’s not that scandalous. When my brother was 14 my mom was 34.

I’m not saying teenagers aren’t having way too many kids, I’m just saying that with each year that passes your claim gets a little less shocking :)

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm younger than my students' parents.

23 lol
But I got hit on once at a parent-teacher conference. That was awkward.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it depend on the kid's age?

If the kid is 3, I’d think it’s cute. If the kid is 15, then it’s creepy.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

either way it's weird

on a first date. Which is what I assume is going on in that Just for Men commercial.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one I don't get

is the one with the 2 girls giving their dad a bottle of the stuff so he can start dating again.

Who put them up to it? Aunt? Grandma? Or may be their own mother. Something along the lines of, “If you don’t get him to stop stalkling me, the cops will!”

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 15, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that whole thing is weird

The one where the daughter tries to get the dad to dye his hair to get a job is a little more understandable because the kid needs someone to buy her some Wii games.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

with no results

one infield hit is all, right?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's seeing them fine

Just not hitting them in play :(

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh Jim Palmer

“you want to know who I hit my third home run off of?”

Gary: NO

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha Gary and Jim are in good form tonight

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Danys that was no good.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian is so adorable.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Good inning Danys

Now let’s all hold our breath for when JJ comes out next inning.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Bob is on fire

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave and Maddon are bullpen buddies

they both love changing pitchers.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

You might say Maddon's current bullpen strategy is inchoate

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but Maddon has good pitchers

by OsandRoyals on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit another one Luke!

JJ is coming in after all.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooh no this is better

Hit a HR, Matt Wieters! JJ is coming in after all.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You are a genius.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOH AND HE DID IT!!!!!

MATT LISTENS TO ME! And he pulled that shit!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So that's what happens when those stay fair...

GOD DAMN, SON!

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man that just made me very very happy

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Preach it, Gary

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man

Matt Wieters makes my insides gooey. That sucker was crushed.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahah that old dude raising the roof

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The Deity!

Gary Thorne woke me up with that call. I’m glad he did.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ok JJ

You’ve got a nice lead, just relax and get it together.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't seem likely.

high sinkers are not good

Who are the dumbassess who picked Luke Scott ahead of Wieters or Roberts??

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

his home run made people ooh and ah

but that was before Wieters went yard.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes people are blinded by the pretty home run

I’ve been guilty of it a time or two.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Chicks dig the long ball.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 run lead and JJ in?

Hope we have someone warming up.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hi, I'm a little late but

Matty’s home run was fucking amazing, and in it I saw the future. Seriously, I almost teared up.

by O Nina on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

haha Upton wasn't running hard.

Didn’t they bench him for that earlier this year or last year?

by O'sFan21 on Sep 15, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that was this year

or was that his brother.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both of them, I think

Justin was more recent, though

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was just looking it up

Looks like Justin got benched just a few weeks ago and BJ got benched last year, both for not running out balls. Justin got a single on what could have been a triple because he thought it would be a HR, and BJ didn’t run out a ground ball that he would have gotten a base hit on because the pitcher dropped the ball.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love when Cesar does that

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Love me some Izzy

So nice to have a SS who can use his glove and arm for the forces of good.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

JJ looks like shit

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that looked decent.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go!

Awesome, awesome game.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

R!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

O!

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 15, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

L!

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

E!

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

S!

"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year

by getxstoked on Sep 15, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

magic magic magic magic

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic magic magic magic!

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Sep 15, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recap, anyone?

Now that I have 3 prescription mess in me for this evil sinus infection, I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep – first time in half a month.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm on it, buddy

Get to bed!

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by Stacey on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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