Gamethread: Orioles (60-90) @ Blue Jays (67-83), 7:07 PM
Baltimore Orioles at Toronto Blue Jays, Sep 22, 2009 7:07 PM EDT
Mark Hendrickson will impersonate a starting pitcher. Nick Markakis will look cool. Matt Wieters will turn the gatorade into wine. Dave Trembley will use 7 pitchers no matter how unnecessary. Brian Roberts will lollygag his way to first base. Melvin Mora will make sad faces. Luke Scott will praise the Lord. Felix Pie will be adorable. Jim Johnson will doze off during O Canada. Cesar Izturis will continue to be shocked over batting in the two hole. Hopefully somewhere in between all of that the Orioles will manage to win a game.
Let's Go O's!
-Stacey
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Luke Scott will praise the Lord.
I hope he does.
You don’t see him thanking Jesus when he goes 0 for 30.
You don't EVEN KNOW who O's21girl is!
by Senatorrosewater on Sep 22, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
haha
that reminds me of that guy who posted the line about mike timlin in the “most hated o’s thread.” something about him not mentioning how his personal lord and savior led him to blow all of those goddamn saves for the o’s.
in other news, montanez in for nicky?? bitch, please…..
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure he still praises the Lord
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
well if it makes you feel any better
we’re winning at least. i appear to be the only one in attendence today
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
it's almost comedy...
Martinez: “these young guys can really learn some lesson from Hendo….”
Bang Bang…
Please can that be the last time anyone fawns over Pie's 'adorableness'
There should be a code or something. This is baseball, right? I know, I know, I love steroids.
haha well i was referring to the fielder named fielder
but we can probs get much more for a player of lou’s ability. so you think you can dance?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hendo isn't doing too bad.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
careful now
i said that before and he gave up two jacks
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
WIETERSSSSSS
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
I haven't been able to watch much since September started
but it seems like Wieters is behaving much more like we thought he would. Is this accurate?
His last two weeks have been quite good.
.954 OPS for the las 14 days. I’ll take it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
now that i look at the stats
I think the closer, bailey, in oakland might have AL ROY locked up. 6-3 1.95 25 saves
Luke’s before and after All-Star splits are amazing. Babe Scott to Brandon Fahey.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
and then there is mora
shitty to….um…..shitty
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Shrek delivers!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
shamu was Ponson's nickname.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Defintely Shamu
I’ll vouch for it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
haha okay
i had never heard that before
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Good contact by Montanez
too bad the bat broke :(
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
He's still going strong.
Maybe I just had low expectations, but he seems like he’s doing a really good job.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Nice of that fan to not steal Luke's ball there.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
BROB
- wooooo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Guh. typing # then 55 makes the post do like... a numbered list
I meant Number 55. As in doubles.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
great, just great.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Why must you mock us, bullpen?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck Baez....
WTF is wrong with our pen. We have alot of work to do their in the offseason…
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Baez...really?
Sigh.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Ugh, hope JJ is ok.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Simply amazing...
I hate to say it but I dont think there is one quality pitcher in the pen anymore other than Castillo who seems to have done a solid job. They are WAY overworked…. I think you can really see the arms weakening as we wind down here…
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
DP baby, DP.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
I think we've learned one thing for sure....
JJ is simply NOT a closer. I can envision KAM filling that role next season.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
kam sucks
he kinda reminds me of jorge julio. never knows where the ball is gonna go
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't let Jose Bautista beat us!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
MOTHERFUCKER.....
How the EFF do you hit the game tying run in?!!?!
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, for fuck's sake
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
fugly
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
yeah my bad was at a happy hour
and happily checking the game on my bb seein ghtat Roberts hit his 55th double and we were rolling. Then come home to this fucking shit. Fuck!
i shat myself when he hit the guy to tie the game
what a fucker
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah dude
I was listening to Joe Angel on my drive home, happy as a clam, then I pulled into my driveway as Baez gave up the 2-run hr… LAME.
Oh goddammit.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Fuck it
I’m done for the year.
14 hits and FIVE runs?
Another bullpen meltdown?
100 losses?
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Just came to say that.
FUCK
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Guess who's not a goddamn closer?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
jim "i'm a huge fucking 9th inning asswipe" johnson?
do i get a prize?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
You get to be an O’s fan. Congrats.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Ever heard of a booby prize?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
he did that already
a WP would be much more exciting
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
good grief
although this board gets much more lively when this kinda shit happens
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
cuz all we have is more shit left in the pen
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I've hit my boiling point
I can’t remember the last time these bastards made me this angry. It’s worse because I knew it was going to happen like this, and that didn’t stop it from happening.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Wieters had awesome swings on those two foul balls. His swing is so much more aggressive now. I love it.
Silver lining
Thanks for a bit of perspective in the midst of this shit colonnade.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Like I said yesterday I think.
I’m really only still watching to see the following:
1) BRob go for 60 doubles
2) Wieters continue to have awesome ABs
3) Nicky to hopefully turn it around and end up around/above .300
well, Tillman's still got at least one more start, too
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Solid at-bat.
Wieters is awesome.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
hmm who would you be talking about?
shame to see wieters out tho
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, you might as well remove all doubt as to your MLB suitability
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
lol Andino made it to 3rd on that sac bunt attempt.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
WTF?
I looked up in the 7th inning to see that Hendrickson had gone one more inning and Albers had pitched another.
Now Baez AND Johnson let in the tying runs? Johnson’s going to be moved back to set-up man. I can’t wait until next year when we have starting pitchers who can get into the game.
I’m hoping Alfredo Simon becomes the next Soria when he’s comes back as a bullpen piece sometime next year
Forget it, man, he's rolling
“When the going gets tough…the tough get going! Who’s with me?”
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
hopefully alfredo simon gets going
outta here
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yeah
Besides, who else would you rather come out of the bullpen? Rodhames Liz? I’m hoping he ends up being much better in relief, although that’s doubtful
I seriously hope you are joking man?
And whats up with the screenname? Rorioyals? lol
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
I’m mainly higher on Simon because I read the spring training happy stories and then missed all the games he pitched in.
Well that and Soria seems to have had a similar approach with multiple arm angles. It helps when I don’t look up his numbers lol
Yeah I’ve needed to change the name since they traded prospects for that blackhole occupying shortstop while paying for his next year’s salary. And people think Sabian is dumb
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Here I was expecting something gangsta
like Andino
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, the Melvin Mora farewell tour continues
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
jesus christ this fucking team
can’t lay down a fucking bunt
manager calls a bunt with two strikes
mora hits the ball about 48 feet
andino runs into the fielder like a total jerkoff
plus, no more Wieters tonight
hot diggity DAMN. It’s another Shitember in Birdland.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Here's Chris Ray. I guess DD wants it to be over fast.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
Annnnd Chris Ray's first pitch = terrible.
85mph right down the middle. What did he think was going to happen?
sigh.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
well he coulda taken him deep in which case i'd be breaking things and screaming fuck words
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well i'd be screaming fuck words anyways
but yea you make a good point. beats a fucking HBP FTW
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I was envisioning an error on the bunt attempt and then some ridiculous thing where we intentionally walk two guys “to set up the double play” and then chris ray promptly walking in the winning run
hmm that could still happen here
seeing as tho we’ve loaded the bases
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
and somebody was asking who the spares were in the bullpen
well there ya go! shit’s kinda like staples: “that was easy!”
That I will buy from him
If he was explaining how to be an insightful color announcer, or a brilliant manager, or a home run hitter, on the other hand…
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Ill probably eat these words momentarily....
…. but I like the way Castillo has pitched with us so far this year.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Start eating :(
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Nah... not hungry!
My man Castillo!
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ICQ
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Now that's going old school
I had a six digit number back in the day.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
my bff jill told me to come here
and that u r kewl doods
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
omg
14AA41 (hehe…the ridiculous shit you learn on sporcle)
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
When my students put IDK as their answers on tests
I always write back with a different acronym. BBQ, CIA, WWF. I got in trouble once for using NAACP.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Who in their right mind
says “all for one and one for all” on AIM?
And who would even think to abbreviate it like that?
I am flabbergasted.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
CICYHW
Can I Copy Your HomeWork
LOL
I got 7, but I’m not proud of that.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
AND WHY ISN'T
BTHOOM somehow related to bathroom?
“Beats the Heck Out of Me”
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
HAHA
i told you this was fun.
but no, i have no idea. BTHOOM
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
BZ
“Busy”
I would have thought like.. “Bees”
like “OH SHIT I JUST GOT STUNG BY BZ”
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
who abbreviates that shit?
normally i just say “hey lemme copy your hw”
….not that i’d actually have experience with that
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well look on the bright side
it saves a homeless man
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
we're alive!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
So is Kirk Douglas.
Technically.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Damn, that's well played.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
I felt a moment of remorse
I like Kirk Douglas…but then again, I like the O’s too…most days.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
You notice how Wiggy's never injured?
I guess the saying is true…you can’t pull a fat.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
+260
270 maybe
"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou can't hit.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
but he can dance!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
DEAL WITH IT
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Gonfoo
You going to be able to make the CC at OPACY day on Oct 3?
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Negative :(
Wish I could. But prior engagements.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Hey, let's keep Markakis on the bench
Why not? Dude needs a day off. Of course, he probably wouldn’t be scuffling so bad if you’d rested him at any point in the last FIVE MONTHS, Dave-o.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
If our remaining relievers keep only going 2/3 of an inning
we’re going to run out of pitchers.
Maybe DD is saving Markakis to pitch the 15th?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
LOL
We should trot Matusz out there for 5 innings just to screw with the Jays…. lol
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
If Adam Loewen came up to bat
We should plunk him on principle.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
wait...thats trembley
sorry i get confused sometimes
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
well, Cecil Cooper is now available
…too soon?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
Really?
I just checked in now and didn’t catch the whole game, but i find it hard to believe that you could be at all surprised that we lost, no matter how we pulled it off.
I was convinced.
Yes, we could have scored a few more runs, but it was really the bullpen’s fault. In hindsight, I guess I shouldn’t have been that surprised, but yeah… I thought we had this one.
yea but the stars had seemingly aligned for a bit
hendo gave us 6 good innings. phat albers actually pitched a decent inning…
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
haha yea
but not for no reason. with hendo starting and the game going 11, id have figured we’d use a lot more than 7
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
I bet Nickie can’t either
and really? I would have thought it would be more since we went into extra innings. That Dave, he likes the number 7
i love sucking...
i cannot wait to get rid of mora, scott, wigs (although the last 2 might stay next year too).
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
Right
So I missed the game. I, uh, had stuff to do.
Reading the box…5 runs on 15 hits, huh?
Pitches-strikes – M Hendrickson 68-44…6IP 2ER? Good job there.
And Wieters 3-5…I’m about to start my Wieters ROY campaign, seriously. So Andrus is a valuable defender?
"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz



















