Gamethread: Orioles (60-90) @ Blue Jays (67-83), 7:07 PM
by Stacey on Sep 22, 2009 6:30 PM EDT
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Baltimore Orioles at Toronto Blue Jays, Sep 22, 2009 7:07 PM EDT
Mark Hendrickson will impersonate a starting pitcher. Nick Markakis will look cool. Matt Wieters will turn the gatorade into wine. Dave Trembley will use 7 pitchers no matter how unnecessary. Brian Roberts will lollygag his way to first base. Melvin Mora will make sad faces. Luke Scott will praise the Lord. Felix Pie will be adorable. Jim Johnson will doze off during O Canada. Cesar Izturis will continue to be shocked over batting in the two hole. Hopefully somewhere in between all of that the Orioles will manage to win a game.
Let's Go O's!
-Stacey
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Luke Scott will praise the Lord.
I hope he does.
You don’t see him thanking Jesus when he goes 0 for 30.
You don't EVEN KNOW who O's21girl is!
by Senatorrosewater on Sep 22, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
that reminds me of that guy who posted the line about mike timlin in the “most hated o’s thread.” something about him not mentioning how his personal lord and savior led him to blow all of those goddamn saves for the o’s.
in other news, montanez in for nicky?? bitch, please…..
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he still praises the Lord
Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08
by Stacey on Sep 22, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the 3rd inning and there's 4 comments?
can we vote for that photo of Brooksie as MBP?
by Steve. on Sep 22, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well if it makes you feel any better
we’re winning at least. i appear to be the only one in attendence today
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay never mind
fuck you hendrickson
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double whoops.
" I’m glad we play Pitt twice, and not Tenn this year." - Salty Browns Fan.
by Johnny_S on Sep 22, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's almost comedy...
Martinez: “these young guys can really learn some lesson from Hendo….”
Bang Bang…
by Tassadar on Sep 22, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please can that be the last time anyone fawns over Pie's 'adorableness'
There should be a code or something. This is baseball, right? I know, I know, I love steroids.
by b_duardo on Sep 22, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wiggy nearly falls over
while trying to catch up with an 89 MPH fastball.
by wickedwitch on Sep 22, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe we can get fielder for sweet lou
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if you are talking about 'a fielder'
then yea, perhaps
by b_duardo on Sep 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha well i was referring to the fielder named fielder
but we can probs get much more for a player of lou’s ability. so you think you can dance?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hendo isn't doing too bad.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
careful now
i said that before and he gave up two jacks
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIETERSSSSSS
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't been able to watch much since September started
but it seems like Wieters is behaving much more like we thought he would. Is this accurate?
by Steve. on Sep 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His last two weeks have been quite good.
.954 OPS for the las 14 days. I’ll take it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two more weeks like that
and he might could steal the ROY
by b_duardo on Sep 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that i look at the stats
I think the closer, bailey, in oakland might have AL ROY locked up. 6-3 1.95 25 saves
by b_duardo on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke’s before and after All-Star splits are amazing. Babe Scott to Brandon Fahey.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and then there is mora
shitty to….um…..shitty
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrek delivers!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wasn't that sidney ponson's nickname?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shamu was Ponson's nickname.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
since when?
i never heard that before
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defintely Shamu
I’ll vouch for it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha okay
i had never heard that before
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good contact by Montanez
too bad the bat broke :(
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hendrickson
went 5 innings?
Oh snap. And on 58 pitches too. That’s pretty impressive
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's still going strong.
Maybe I just had low expectations, but he seems like he’s doing a really good job.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice of that fan to not steal Luke's ball there.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BROB
- wooooo
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guh. typing # then 55 makes the post do like... a numbered list
I meant Number 55. As in doubles.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he would be leading the league in triples
if it weren’t for that fucking tendency
by b_duardo on Sep 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
iight wieters
another double would be sweet
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awww c'mon man
we’re winning the game and albers comes in?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
news flash!
kevin “i love the red sox” millar still sucks
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great, just great.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why must you mock us, bullpen?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Baez....
WTF is wrong with our pen. We have alot of work to do their in the offseason…
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Baez...really?
Sigh.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets Hold This Lead!
Mike Modano Rules
by Robertsfan on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
okay get his ass out of there now
although jim johnson’s gonna give up a hr too….
just sayin
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, hope JJ is ok.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Simply amazing...
I hate to say it but I dont think there is one quality pitcher in the pen anymore other than Castillo who seems to have done a solid job. They are WAY overworked…. I think you can really see the arms weakening as we wind down here…
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP baby, DP.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we've learned one thing for sure....
JJ is simply NOT a closer. I can envision KAM filling that role next season.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kam sucks
he kinda reminds me of jorge julio. never knows where the ball is gonna go
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't let Jose Bautista beat us!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MOTHERFUCKER.....
How the EFF do you hit the game tying run in?!!?!
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, for fuck's sake
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fugly
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU JIM JOHNSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's fucking killing me in my fantasy championship too
fucking asshole
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE IN THE 9TH INNING
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh how i've missed this all game
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah my bad was at a happy hour
and happily checking the game on my bb seein ghtat Roberts hit his 55th double and we were rolling. Then come home to this fucking shit. Fuck!
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i shat myself when he hit the guy to tie the game
what a fucker
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh goddammit.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it
I’m done for the year.
14 hits and FIVE runs?
Another bullpen meltdown?
100 losses?
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Just came to say that.
FUCK
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess who's not a goddamn closer?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jim "i'm a huge fucking 9th inning asswipe" johnson?
do i get a prize?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
You get to be an O’s fan. Congrats.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever heard of a booby prize?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just get it over with and walking the winning run in you douche.
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he did that already
a WP would be much more exciting
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for bailing out our pathetic "closer". FUCK!
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good grief
although this board gets much more lively when this kinda shit happens
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're still going to lose
And even if we win I’ll still be pissed
by O Nina on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
cuz all we have is more shit left in the pen
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've hit my boiling point
I can’t remember the last time these bastards made me this angry. It’s worse because I knew it was going to happen like this, and that didn’t stop it from happening.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wieters had awesome swings on those two foul balls. His swing is so much more aggressive now. I love it.
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Silver lining
Thanks for a bit of perspective in the midst of this shit colonnade.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said yesterday I think.
I’m really only still watching to see the following:
1) BRob go for 60 doubles
2) Wieters continue to have awesome ABs
3) Nicky to hopefully turn it around and end up around/above .300
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, Tillman's still got at least one more start, too
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid at-bat.
Wieters is awesome.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a good OFer who could pinch hit for Fio?
by wickedwitch on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm who would you be talking about?
shame to see wieters out tho
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus christ - if you're a mediocre minor league hitter you damn well better be able to bunt
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, you might as well remove all doubt as to your MLB suitability
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Andino made it to 3rd on that sac bunt attempt.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
I looked up in the 7th inning to see that Hendrickson had gone one more inning and Albers had pitched another.
Now Baez AND Johnson let in the tying runs? Johnson’s going to be moved back to set-up man. I can’t wait until next year when we have starting pitchers who can get into the game.
I’m hoping Alfredo Simon becomes the next Soria when he’s comes back as a bullpen piece sometime next year
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Forget it, man, he's rolling
“When the going gets tough…the tough get going! Who’s with me?”
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully alfredo simon gets going
outta here
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah
Besides, who else would you rather come out of the bullpen? Rodhames Liz? I’m hoping he ends up being much better in relief, although that’s doubtful
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seriously hope you are joking man?
And whats up with the screenname? Rorioyals? lol
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
I’m mainly higher on Simon because I read the spring training happy stories and then missed all the games he pitched in.
Well that and Soria seems to have had a similar approach with multiple arm angles. It helps when I don’t look up his numbers lol
Yeah I’ve needed to change the name since they traded prospects for that blackhole occupying shortstop while paying for his next year’s salary. And people think Sabian is dumb
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here I was expecting something gangsta
like Andino
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah no, just more unflattering than usual.
And hey, the Royals are having a great September eh?
by O Nina on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a fucker!
how can you not bunt? they teach that shit in little league for pete’s sake
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the Melvin Mora farewell tour continues
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus christ this fucking team
can’t lay down a fucking bunt
manager calls a bunt with two strikes
mora hits the ball about 48 feet
andino runs into the fielder like a total jerkoff
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
plus, no more Wieters tonight
hot diggity DAMN. It’s another Shitember in Birdland.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's Chris Ray. I guess DD wants it to be over fast.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Annnnd Chris Ray's first pitch = terrible.
85mph right down the middle. What did he think was going to happen?
sigh.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well he coulda taken him deep in which case i'd be breaking things and screaming fuck words
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would?
I’d almost be relieved I don’t have to watch them lose in a more ridiculous way.
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i'd be screaming fuck words anyways
but yea you make a good point. beats a fucking HBP FTW
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I was envisioning an error on the bunt attempt and then some ridiculous thing where we intentionally walk two guys “to set up the double play” and then chris ray promptly walking in the winning run
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm that could still happen here
seeing as tho we’ve loaded the bases
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and somebody was asking who the spares were in the bullpen
well there ya go! shit’s kinda like staples: “that was easy!”
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That I will buy from him
If he was explaining how to be an insightful color announcer, or a brilliant manager, or a home run hitter, on the other hand…
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill probably eat these words momentarily....
…. but I like the way Castillo has pitched with us so far this year.
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Start eating :(
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah... not hungry!
My man Castillo!
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you walk the fucking lefty I might kill a homeless man.
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
really?
brb? what is this? AIM?
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICQ
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's going old school
I had a six digit number back in the day.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my bff jill told me to come here
and that u r kewl doods
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg
14AA41 (hehe…the ridiculous shit you learn on sporcle)
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck i got that backwards
dammit
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When my students put IDK as their answers on tests
I always write back with a different acronym. BBQ, CIA, WWF. I got in trouble once for using NAACP.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who in their right mind
says “all for one and one for all” on AIM?
And who would even think to abbreviate it like that?
I am flabbergasted.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
i got about 3 of those
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CICYHW
Can I Copy Your HomeWork
LOL
I got 7, but I’m not proud of that.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND WHY ISN'T
BTHOOM somehow related to bathroom?
“Beats the Heck Out of Me”
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
i told you this was fun.
but no, i have no idea. BTHOOM
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who abbreviates that shit?
normally i just say “hey lemme copy your hw”
….not that i’d actually have experience with that
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well look on the bright side
it saves a homeless man
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're alive!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So is Kirk Douglas.
Technically.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, that's well played.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I felt a moment of remorse
I like Kirk Douglas…but then again, I like the O’s too…most days.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You notice how Wiggy's never injured?
I guess the saying is true…you can’t pull a fat.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+260
270 maybe
"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lou can't hit.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but he can dance!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEAL WITH IT
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonfoo
You going to be able to make the CC at OPACY day on Oct 3?
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Negative :(
Wish I could. But prior engagements.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, let's keep Markakis on the bench
Why not? Dude needs a day off. Of course, he probably wouldn’t be scuffling so bad if you’d rested him at any point in the last FIVE MONTHS, Dave-o.
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude he's WAY too busy calling bunts with 2 strikes to think about stuff like that!
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea i doubt that crossed his mind
simple minds here fellas
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If our remaining relievers keep only going 2/3 of an inning
we’re going to run out of pitchers.
Maybe DD is saving Markakis to pitch the 15th?
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
by Gonfoo on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
We should trot Matusz out there for 5 innings just to screw with the Jays…. lol
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Adam Loewen came up to bat
We should plunk him on principle.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha that was such a bad pitch
sarfate’s arm obviously isn’t recovered from surgery.
by O'sFan21 on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
numbness in his brain
or something
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait...thats trembley
sorry i get confused sometimes
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, Cecil Cooper is now available
…too soon?
"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson
by Brotz13 on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i'm FREEEEEE
FREE FALLIN FALLINNNNNNN
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i cant believe we lost that fucking game
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I just checked in now and didn’t catch the whole game, but i find it hard to believe that you could be at all surprised that we lost, no matter how we pulled it off.
by kba26 on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was convinced.
Yes, we could have scored a few more runs, but it was really the bullpen’s fault. In hindsight, I guess I shouldn’t have been that surprised, but yeah… I thought we had this one.
by O Nina on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea but the stars had seemingly aligned for a bit
hendo gave us 6 good innings. phat albers actually pitched a decent inning…
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stacey was right!
We used seven pitchers.
by O Nina on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha yea
but not for no reason. with hendo starting and the game going 11, id have figured we’d use a lot more than 7
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
I bet Nickie can’t either
and really? I would have thought it would be more since we went into extra innings. That Dave, he likes the number 7
by OsandRoyals on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i love sucking...
i cannot wait to get rid of mora, scott, wigs (although the last 2 might stay next year too).
Trying to hit off me is like trying to eat soup with chopsticks.
-Ryohei Tanaka, with AA Bowie
by Timmy L. on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ADIH for the o's
well g2g….very bz. c u 2moro AFAICT
by twistedlogic on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Right
So I missed the game. I, uh, had stuff to do.
Reading the box…5 runs on 15 hits, huh?
Pitches-strikes – M Hendrickson 68-44…6IP 2ER? Good job there.
And Wieters 3-5…I’m about to start my Wieters ROY campaign, seriously. So Andrus is a valuable defender?
"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz
by CoachOfEarl on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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