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Hole deepens for Guthrie, O's - baltimoresun.com

"In another season of consistent failure, the Orioles hit a new low Wednesday night by reaching a season high with their 7-3 loss to the Toronto Blue Jays. It marked their seventh consecutive defeat, their worst skid in a 2009 season that has been futile for months." Wow, that'll cheer you up this morning, huh? -duck

Aubrey's a different option at first -- baltimoresun.com

"As the season wanes and his options shrink, Orioles manager Dave Trembley said he has to decide what type of team to put onto the field. If Trembley is looking for defense, then rookie Michael Aubrey will get the call at first base, which he has done in three consecutive games, instead of a more traditional power bat such as Luke Scott's or Ty Wigginton's." -duck

O's on Deck: O's minor leaguers in '09 -- Catchers

"Based on this season’s numbers, as well as the potential that they’ll contribute in the major leagues in the future, I’d put the catchers in the following order..." C'mon, you know you have to go read the article! -duck

Cox to retire as skipper after '10 season | MLB.com: News

"Braves manager Bobby Cox has never been one to seek great fanfare. But he's definitely going to experience it next year, as he enjoys the final season of his illustrious managerial career." He may not have won as many World Series as pundits thought he should, but for my money, he's the best manager of the last 25 years. Who's done more with less? Dude won with Sid Breem as a starter in his infield. Sid Breem. Go Google that one, folks. -duck

MASNsports.com: Due date on decision on Diamond Dave delivered 

Roch says: "If you're waiting for an announcement on whether Dave Trembley returns as Orioles manager in 2010, circle the last two days of the regular season on your calendar. Or the first two after the season ends. It seems unlikely that we'll hear anything while the Orioles finish up their final road trip. "As I've always said, no departure from the schedule that was really set months ago," Andy MacPhail, president of baseball operations, said yesterday as we sat in his office on the third floor of the warehouse. "Either a couple days before or after, I'd say."  Dave, I hope you've been renting. -duck

MASNsports.com: Reimold update 

Roch says: "Nolan Reimold underwent successful surgery today in Baltimore to repair a frayed Achilles tendon. Doctors also shaved a bump on his heel that was rubbing on the tendon. Reimold will be examined again in 12-14 days. He'll soon return to his Pennsylvania home." That's the entire article. Click to give MASN the page hits, but that's the info. -duck

Explore Howard: The Driver's Seat / Traded by Orioles, Sherrill nearly perfect for Dodgers

"Sherrill did not allow a run in his first 14 outings with the Dodgers, then gave up a home run against Arizona on Aug. 31. He has not been scored upon in his first nine games in September. Entering Wednesday’s game, Sherrill was 0-0 with one save and an ERA of 0.40 in 24 games with the Dodgers and had allowed just 15 hits with 18 strikeouts and nine walks in 22 1/3 innings." All I'm saying is, Joshua Bell better be GOOD. -duck

Open Thread's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows. It is one we've performed for centuries. Open Thread...must be destroyed.

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The Good News is...

When we have our CC day at OPACY, we should all be sitting right behind the plate by the second inning.

by Wieters Wieners on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I think i'm more interested

in the Open Thread lead in then the actual Orioles at this point.
Dont worry open thread… Batman will save us!

by daveh873 on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I was inspired for tomorrow's. Stacey may get it, but I doubt few others will.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just checked it out

I think a few people will get it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, "get it" as in knowing what it's from

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ya that's what I meant too

Unless I’m overestimating dudes.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chicks ALWAYS overestimate dudes

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just sweet movie quotes, that's all

Eventually, lyrics and TV shows may work into the rotation.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 9:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow... tough guy lol

“I KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS ARE DOIN!!!”

by Wieters Wieners on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha I like the sidebar linked article

It’s from June. “”http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pirates_want_everyone_in" target="new">Pirates want everyone in Pittsburgh to Stop Staring at Them."

Wilson said he looked forward to getting back for Tuesday’s home game against the Indians, as PNC Park is the only place where the citizens of Pittsburgh leave the team alone.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

crap

Pirates want everyone in Pittsburgh to Stop Staring at Them

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Orioles Headed For Second Straight Season Of Double Digit Wins

That may be a small consolation for Baltimore fans, but for the team, it represents a modicum of progress.

by drj on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Why did it take me like a minutes into the article to realize we were being made fun of.

Bastards.

by Wieters Wieners on Sep 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hee
My ultimate goal, of course, is to get this team to the playoffs, or failing that, to get a gig with a better team.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Roch's latest blog is interesting reading

Bats all, folks

MacPhail has a well established history of straight talk. Don’t look for any free agents. It certainly seems set in cement that no FA pitcher (Lackey has always been mentioned) is coming. Trades to pick up pieces, but MacPhail has said no top prospects will be dealt. That seems to diminish the prospects for a quality bat. Roch says more later.

by drj on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't have a problem with the no trading top prospects

But I don’t really understand the logic behind refusing to sign a top free agent like Lackey. If MacPhail thinks he’s not worth the money or would rather spend that money elsewhere, that’s fine with me. But the Orioles are going to have money to spend and I think relying solely on your farm system is very tricky.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

My guess

is that he just doesn’t see anybody in this crop that he thinks is worth the money. That’s my feeling at least. Lackey doesn’t get me all excited and he’s going to be expensive.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

For me, the bigger problem with Lackey is the length of the contract he's going to get, not the value

If MacPhail could throw a ton of money, even seriously overpaying on a per year basis, at Lackey to come here for two years, i think it would a great move to stabilize the rotation while our prospects continue to develop.

However, The thought of a 35-36 year old John Lackey making almost 20 million dollars and taking a roster spot does not leave me feeling good.

by kba26 on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

He seems like an injury risk to me. He hasn’t thrown 200 innings or made 30 starts since 2007. $20 M is a lot to pay for that.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

With the money coming off the books this offseason, it seems reasonable to overpay on a short term contract for a veteran that could help us. With this free agent class however, I just dont want to see anything that limits the team’s long term flexibility.

by kba26 on Sep 24, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can agree with that, but it’s hard for me to figure how adding $20 M per year for at least 2-3 years doesn’t limit our ability to then sign more meaningful free agents following the 2010 season. I also doubt he’s going to sign a 2-3 year contract with a shitty team like the O’s. So this is all probably academic.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I also doubt he’s going to sign a 2-3 year contract with a shitty team like the O’s. So this is all probably academic.

This was my initial point, i guess i didn’t make it very clear. I’m all for staying away from Lackey because its going to require terms that ultimately don’t benefit the team.

by kba26 on Sep 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

right but even if he were to sign a 2-3 year deal with the O’s wouldn’t that limit our ability to go after actually meaningful FAs in 2010?

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess in the sense that every dollar you spend has an opportunity cost

but giving him 20 million a year for 2 years still leaves you a lot more flexibility than 16-17 mil a year for 5.

by kba26 on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

He seems like an injury risk to me.

That’s what I about to say. Petey is not going to sign off a huge deal to sign a guy who’s spent significant time on the DL the last two years.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a weak FA class

very weak.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially at corner infield

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I linked to this in the thread on Fielder

Interesting reading indeed. AM: “I would say we definitely would want to address the lineup and add some bats – plural.”

Dun dun duuuunnnnn…

by O Nina on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I basically have no issue

because the free agent class is weak and we don’t yet know which prospects will or won’t pan out.

But…

is anyone else as frustrated as I am by the fact that we’re probably heading into next year with Ty Wigginton and Michael Aubrey or Luke Scott at first and some guy like Hideki Matsui or Aubrey Huff or Eric Hinske DHing? That just seems like wheel-spinning. Not that I know what the O’s are supposed to do. But none of those guys are the big right-handed bat we need in the cleanup spot (but one of them will be!).

And long-term I still don’t know who plays first base or who brings the serious power to the lineup. We seem to have a plethora of solid young guys who can hit 20+ home runs (Markakis, Jones, Reimold, Wieters) but nobody with some serious intimidating power.

Again, I’m frustrated…but I don’t know what I would do besides exactly what Andy’s doing.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I think the hope is that next year they kind of bumble through and then sign two sluggers after 2010 – Adam Dunn is available then no? Also I’m hoping that AJ, Matty, Nolan, and even Nicky will continue to develop in the power category. Honestly I don’t see any reason that all 4 of them can’t hit 30 HRs (Nicky is probably the most questionable unless he finally starts hitting the fucking gym). If those 4 guys can be in the 20-30 range and then they can sign 2 guys in the 35-40 range (I know they grow on trees!) it could be a pretty damn intimidatingly powerful lineup.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

If those 4 guys can be in the 20-30 range and then they can sign 2 guys in the 35-40 range (I know they grow on trees!) it could be a pretty damn intimidatingly powerful lineup.

I believe they’re more commonly grown in labs. not sure if any trees are involved.

by kba26 on Sep 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

It’s frustrating but it’s hard to think of anything different. I like the idea of signing Dunn after 2010 to play DH, but that still gives us 2009 with some punks.

It sounds like the O’s are putting all their eggs into the Joshua Bell basket, which if it works out is great, but if not a little scary. But what else are they going to do, sign Adrian Beltre for four years?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it IS scary

but I at least have more faith in Bell than I do in Brandon Snyder…but it just seems like trying to grow your entire damn team within 3 years of one another just can’t work out without a ton of luck.

Still…if Matusz and Bergesen and one other pitcher work out like they have so far, there is just no telling how far this team can go even in the AL East. Even without a real power hitter or any corner infielders.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am firmly in the Chone Figgins free agent club

I think a three year deal gets it done, because nobody else is going to give him that. He holds down third base for a year. In the event that Josh Bell blossoms in 2011, Figgins is still valuable as an ideal utility guy.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain the Figgins love? This is a guy who’s alternated between good and bad seasons the last 4 years. He doesn’t have any power, a typical trait of a 3B. He plays good defense at 3rd and he has speed. But then weigh in his weak bat…. pass. He looks like a classic guy who’s having a career year who’ll regress back to 95ish OPS+ next year and forward (if not lower, this is guy who hit 82 OPS+ last year) We already have a top of the order speed. If he’s willing to take a 1 or 2 year deal, great, let’s sign him. Otherwise, pass.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He’s good at getting on base, and getting to the next base, and the next base. He scores runs, which we can use to beat the other teams with.

He’s good at 3B. I mean properly good, not Melvin Mora good.

With our lineup, we have a rare display of power coming from our catchers spot. While the rest of the division is putting out old farts like Whore, hey! and zaun and Rod Barajas, we’ve got a big CS who can hit the ball over the fence.

Figgins doesn’t have power, but with power in the catchers spot, then we can afford to have a low SLG 3B.

It’s not a perfect situation, but who else is out there that fits?

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But why settle for the best of a BAD, and I mean bad, FA crop this year?

We don’t NEED a 3B for 2010. We do need one for 2011. That gives Andy MacPhail almost 18 months to make something happen.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

I want to be competitive next year. No fucking way do I settle for puggsley wiggington as an everyday 3b.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

we’re not going to be competitive next year. Get used to that fact.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

2011 free agent 3b's

Garrett Atkins COL
Wilson Betemit CWS
Jorge Cantu FLA
Eric Chavez OAK *
Pedro Feliz PHI
Bill Hall SEA *
Brandon Inge DET
Maicer Izturis LAA
Mike Lowell BOS
Melvin Mora BAL
Nick Punto MIN *
Scott Rolen CIN
Ty Wigginton BAL

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sent that list

to a friend yesterday and noted that it would be weird if we signed Maicer in 2011 to play SS.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Maicer

but I would hope to be in the running for reyes or rollins in 2011

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

pass on reyes

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant to finish that...

I think the hamstrings, which have been recurring injuries for him since his time in the minors, and his lack of defense would scare me enough to not offer him a big contract.

And Rollins is going to be upwards of 33 at that time I think? I’m not advocating Maicer I would just like to see an above avg glove that ideally is under 30.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are Atkins

numbers? He’ll still be relatively young then right? Of course, he may not be able to splash water outside of COL.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm..yep

can’t splash water now!

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, dude

stick your patronizing “get used it” up your get used ass. I have been here watching and rooting for thirty years.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would suggest you do the same

you started with the passive aggressive insults and then continued with your ‘relax’ insult. Then you went on with some exaggerated summation of my posts. All I have contended is that Figgins makes the team better and that the team can be competitive next year.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is it passive agressive to point out the obvious?

And there’s a difference between that and you telling me to shove my comment up my ass. Make your argument all you want but keep it civil. That’s how this blog works.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright enough then but just for your information

I find all of these statements to be unnecessary, patronizing and insulting:
“Get used to that fact”
“Relax – keep fooling yourself”
“Thats how this blog works”

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you think “get used to that fact” is insulting I apologize. The 2nd one was in response to you telling me to shove my comment up my ass and were very much meant to patrionizing. The third one is just factual – not sure how you could find that patrionizing or insulting.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah "get used to the fact"is very insulting

I am sure I have been invested in these fucking birds longer than you have. Telling me to get used to losing at this point in response to me making a post about how to make the team more competitive next year will drive me to vulgarity.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

in summation

Yeah man i am fucking used to it

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because you’re older than me doesn’t mean you get to act like a prick. I wasn’t telling you to get used to losing – I was telling you that we were not going to be competitive next year. There’s a very obvious difference when a team is rebuilding.

And good christ man, get some thicker skin if you find “get used to the fact” to be insulting. I’d hate to wonder what happened when you were teased as a kid.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't have to wonder

i told them to stick it up their ass.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you both need to drop it.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or else Stacy will slap ...

… the shit out of you.

Maybe you should keep this going. I think some of us would find it highly entertaining to see Stacy take you behind the woodshed. She’d probably take you both one-handed.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kepp spelling my name wrong

and we’ll see who gets slapped

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work for a utility company.

We are big into conservation these days.

I’m saving those vowels so that some day my grandkids can communicate.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you ever

use that “second skin” stuff that was supposed to act like an extra layer of skin over a blister? I never really thought it worked that well.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

new skin?

i’ve used new skin since my days XC and track days. works wonders that stuff. krazy glue works too

by twistedlogic on Sep 24, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that was it...

i wasn’t a big fan. better luck with the glue.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a pony

Don’t think I’m gonna get that or a competitive O’s team next year.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ponies are overrated.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you have one already

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted a pony for last year's election...

what I got was a nag.

“stay in school”, “wash your hands”, “eat your vegetables”

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

“keep your tires fully inflated”

Gosh I hate it when our leaders suggest things that will make us smarter, more successful/competitive, healthier, and responsible… If only we could go back to having leaders who just spied on us, started unnecessary wars, and created budget deficits from thin air!

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus you really should wash your hands

Especially you, O’sfan21.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

When you’re right you’re right :)

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point taken

he IS a vast improvement over You Know Who.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If ponies

could feed themselves they’d be OK in my book.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT!

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I personally

think the show was overrated. I can watch it but I never went out of my way to watch it. And I avoid Curve Your Enthusiasm. Which in retrospect I shoudl probably watch being an Os fan.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

Ok we were referencing a seinfeld episode.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God it wasn't just me

Never did understand the popularity of that show. I mean, sure it was funny at times, but I never got the cult-like following.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

I probably laugh more times watching one episode of Family Guy than a weeks worth of Seinfeld.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Family Guy over Seinfeld…

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I am a former ...

… torpedoman. I guess I don’t get all that cerebral humor.

I also think the news story of the guy who killed himself playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always been a huge seinfeld fan, but I will say that I found it dramatically more funny after living in NY for a couple years. I also think if you have some family connections to NY it’s funnier too.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can believe that.

Of course that is one of the reason’s I never understood why so many people are like cult followers. There must be a huge sub-culture of people who wish they lived in NYC. I’m not part of that culture.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there’s also a huge number of people who trace their roots back to or still have family in NY one way or another.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never lived in NY

and I’ve never wanted to, and I still think Seinfeld is some of the funniest shit ever.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you've lived in a city

and I think that’s part of the humor, too it was a series predicated on the fact the city was one of the characters. For country boys like me, we just couldn’t relate.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agree that it’s part city humor, but there’s also some really specific NY humor.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely part of it

There was a line about some crisis setting off a “chain reaction of phone calls – New York, Long Island, Florida. It’s like the Bermuda Triange, except no one disappears!”

And I just nodded in recognition.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Yeah I know about 4 families split up like that.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know what show I never got?

Friends.

It was as if all 6 suffered from what Borat would “the mental retardations”. I mean, I considered Joey the SMART one. To me that’s just not funny.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's awesome

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The eppy where Brad Pitt guest stars is pretty damn awesome. “Look Ross, my two greatest enemies, Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.” And the holiday armadillo was funny shit.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much anything with Ross I thought was funny

When he goes on the date in his leather pants and he has to take them off beccause he’s so hot and then his legs swell and he tries to put lotion and powder on them but they form a paste? Anyone who watches that and doesn’t laugh is dead inside.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't STAND Ross

If he left the show, I’d have been a fan for life. Something about David Schwimmer just makes me reach for the remote, no matter what he’s in.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH NO!!

duck, dude. I LOVE Ross. If Ross was a real person I’d marry him.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a truly disturbing statement

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 25, 2009 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked

Mad About You for a while aroudn this time and then I slowly began to loathe Helen Hunt.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you did.

Who leaves a country packed full of ponies to come to a non-pony country?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it tight?

And did you post the video on the internet?

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

All great reasons, here are some more

First off it’s specious to call this year a ‘career year’ when he had pretty much the same type of year in 2007. His walks and OBP have been trending upward throughout his career.

He plays many positions well which is valuable down the road.

B-Rob becomes a run producer in the 2-hole.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

First off it’s specious to call this year a ‘career year’ when he had pretty much the same type of year in 2007. His walks and OBP have been trending upward throughout his career.

Ok, I’ll just say his 2009 and 2007 seasons look abnormally high given his overall career. There’s no way in hell he’ll hit 115ish OPS+ next year or after wards.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s good at getting on base, and getting to the next base, and the next base. He scores runs, which we can use to beat the other teams with.

Ah yes, I’ll give you that. He on-base skills are good. But still, I see that 82 and 85 OPS+ in 2008 and 2006 and I shudder even with the good on-base skills. Like I said before, he looks more like 95ish OPS+ guy which really isn’t acceptable for 3B.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLG is the only game he doesn't have

and it factors more heavily than OBP in OPS+. Hell, BRob outslugs him, which is why I’d bat him 2nd with Figgy leadoff.

He’s better than Piggly Wiggly at baseball, he of the 84 OPS+

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Figgins over Shrek any day of the week. I doubt the O’s would Roberts off the lead off spot but I would be fine with it. I’m just saying Figgins will be expensive as hell and he’s not worth the money. I think he’s looking for Juan Pierre money which is way too much for me.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

2010 payroll is like $45M right now

That’s why Andy has the ability to buy “bats”.

PIerre is on a 5/44 contract right now…that’s really too much?

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

PIerre is on a 5/44 contract right now…that’s really too much?

Yeah, it is too much. He’s worth that type of money now and the recent past. But going forward? Look, Chone Figgins is a good player. Don’t get me wrong. I like him. But he’s going to be 32 next season. Speed/middle INF type (I know he’s a 3B but his skills set profiles as a middle INF) tend to start declining soon after this age. 5 years is way too much. I would love to have him at 2 years, $20-$24M. Nothing more though.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point

And I’m not suggesting 5 years either. But won’t come to the O’s, or any non-contender, for 2/24. 2/28 or 3/36-40 would be my first guess as a reasonable non-long term contract for a basement dweller.

I would sign him for 5/44 though, since it’s cheap enough that it’s a very moveable contract, should a worthy prospect emerge.

I’d bet he stays with the LAAOACASDFQWERTY or goes to another contending team though.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would sign him for 5/44 though, since it’s cheap enough that it’s a very moveable contract, should a worthy prospect emerge.

I don’t know, the Dodgers have had a hard time moving Juan Pierre, which is what I see Chone Figgins turning into within the next 2-3 years especially once his batting average starts to dip.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see him commanding more than 10

3/27 or 4/35
but i guess we will just have to see. I don’t know who would be interested. probably the white sox. I would imagine the angels would let him go if the tag got up to 10 million.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what OPS+ means

“He looks like a classic guy who’s having a career year who’ll regress back to 95ish OPS+ next year and forward (if not lower, this is guy who hit 82 OPS+”

I don’t know how to evaluate those numbers. But Figgins being a leadoff hitter and a base stealer, I would naturally put less value on his OPS and more on his straight up On Base Percentage.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS+

100 is league average. Above that is good. Below that is bad. 82 is horrendous.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

More specifically

It’s OPS that has been leveraged against the league and adjusted for ballpark factors.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And 82 is still horrendous

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obvi

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh

He was more valuable (6.2 WAR) than Dookilis (4.9 WAR) this year, OPS+ 110 vs 140. And last year, his 82 OPS+ was still worth 2.5 WAR. Thanks to defense. I’m not sure if baserunning is taken into account in either stat.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Figgins being a leadoff hitter and a base stealer, I would naturally put less value on his OPS and more on his straight up On Base Percentage.

We already have a lead off hitter who’s getting paid a lot of money. Where would Figgins hit in our line up? He’s not push Roberts and Jones at the top of the order. He’s not a middle of the order guy. That puts him at the bottom of the order (most likely the 8th spot in front of Izzy). Do we really want to shell out tons of money for 8 hole hitter? Like I said, I like him on a 1 or 2 years deal. But that’s it.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figgins is the leadoff hitter here

Roberts has some power with his double machinery, so you bump him and everyone else down.

I’m not sure how long of a deal I’d give him. If Bell or Waring winds up being a MLB masher, then you have to either consider Chone as SS or move one of the kids to 1B.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You make it sound as crazy as giving Adam Dunn a fielder's glove

Now there’s a bat.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

is anyone else as frustrated as I am by the fact that we’re probably heading into next year with Ty Wigginton and Michael Aubrey or Luke Scott

I think Ty will be playing 3rd next year despite his godawful UZR stats there. Luke should be fine at 1B. He’s in a horrible slump now but the dude is streaky as hell. Look at his overall numbers the last 3 years. They’re pretty consistent. If he puts up his typical 115 OPS+, that’s acceptable from 1B.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to combine his stats over several seasons. Once you do that, you have about 3 seasons worth of data. Last time I checked, his UZR at 3rd was terrible.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, about. didn't do precise calculations or anything.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else having trouble with gmail today?

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup, having same problem.

But I’m getting my mail which is all I care about.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, contacts aren't working

but also it’s just been hanging up a lot. I don’t normally have a problem.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I never knew those pages existed

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

No fanpost this time

Because I don’t know what is and what isn’t acceptable, so, does anyone know what the deal is with Miguel Sano? I can’t find a thing on him since July 25th…are teams still trying to sign him? Including the O’s?

by DCO'sfan on Sep 24, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The MLB investigation into his age was inconclusive. The O’s are now a little leery about signing him now and his price tag hasn’t come down.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a link in yesterday's Bird Droppings

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wrote you all a song today...

Mm, mmm, mm!
BPinOK

He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
BPinOK

He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
BPinOK

He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
BPinOK

He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
BPinOK

Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
BPinOK

Please learn tonight and be prepared to recite every morning. Or die.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone see Glee on FOX last night?

It was awesome!

Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

school must be out.

did you have to learn a variation of my new song BSF?

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need to know the tune!

Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right above your post.

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the season premiere

and have been recording but haven’t caught up. I have a ton of TV to watch now that that new shows have begun. I need a snow day! Too bad it’s September.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

my solution...

move to buffalo

Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

You can’t move somewhere that it snows a lot, because they just deal with the snow and move on. No snow days. That’s why I like Maryland. Sure it doesn’t snow all that much but when it does people freak the hell out. Northern Virginia is even worse. My friend used to teach in Prince William County and they’d get an entire week off of school for like two inches.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

::moves to northern virginia::

Ray Rice is so agile. He's a whole new breed for agile you need a new word to describe his agility... UBER-AGILITY!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m NOVA born and raised. In high school we once had off from school because of rain. It was awesome.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same in MoCo

We got days off for rain, icy rain/sleet, and light dustings of snow.

I was VERY indignant when Obama made fun of his daughters’ school for cancelling because of a bit of icy snow — it’s dangerous to drive in that, dude! And everyone here freaks the hell out when we get any kind of precipitation!

by O Nina on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

People in lots of places deal with snow all winter

I’ll give you that it’s more dangerous driving in snow south of the M-D line, where you don’t get enough for people to get any good at driving in it.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

we got of for hurricane floyd and all we got was a little rain. we got off again for another hurricane and it never rained. fantastic i say

by twistedlogic on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

golly

i meant we got OFF for hurricane floyd

by twistedlogic on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true

Up in Rochester, I had some dolt professors who wouldn’t accept “it blizzarded last night and my car was buried” as an excuse for being late to class. We were supposed to know better than to ….leave our cars on the street(?).

School was annoying in many ways in the Not Great White North.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, no. No, I did not.

Chuck Liddell’s on DWTS and even that isn’t enough to make me watch that. Why would I watch Glee? I want to see teenagers, I’ll just get up and go to work.

Now get back to getting off my lawn. Meh.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would watch it because it's awesome

duh

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather watch guys hitting other guys for money

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought Pusada had a foot injury

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

that’s like my friend who used to be obsessed with Jon & Kate Plus Eight (before all the DRAMA), but then she became an elementary school teacher… and suddenly she lost interest in a show featuring 8 screaming children.

by O Nina on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, not great

I like it because, in the fine tradition of Lord of the Flies, Bevis & Butthead and South Park, it portrays the savages as they really are.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

You know, I could definitely live with adding Nick Johnson as a DH. I’d bet he could at least stay somewhat more healthy in that role and still put up his ridiculous OBP numbers.

Third base…yeah I don’t see anything happening there except Wiggy One More Time.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a good 1B

Just appears to made of glass.

Earl Weaver would’ve kissed Adam Dunn on the mouth in public. - SC 08/11/08

by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm bored and interested

so let’s have a look at Nick Johnson’s injury history.

Firstly, he does have over 500 plate appearances three times in the past four years seasons (and over 130 games played), so it might not be as bad as I initially thought. These were all playing first base for the Ex’Pos and Marlins. So, without further ado:

2003: broke his hand
2004: back injury, broke his cheekbone fielding a ball at first
2005: injury free
2006: horrifically broke his leg attempting to catch a pop-up at the end of the season
2007: leg still broken (scar tissue issues)
2008: tore a ligament in his wrist
2009: hamstring injury, but mostly injury free – and seems to be over the leg injury

I don’t think I missed anything. I would think you’d expect him to have two DL trips for something like the hammy or possibly have another freak thing like the ulnar ligament problem he had in ’08…but if he had been a straight DH he would not have broken his leg, which was clearly the worst injury of his career.

Oh, and he’s hitting .291/.421/.407 this year (120 OPS+) but with only 8 home runs…he seems like a decent enough candidate to pursue.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Collided with Austin Kearns

I’m not sure, but I think I got it all.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

by Andrew_G on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sure that's it???

I thought he did something to his heel stepping on home plate.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds injury prone to me

But in a kinda hardcore awesome way.

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Open thread... I wish I knew how to quit you.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

Ive read every comment today. Just to lazy to reply to anything…. lol

by Wieters Wieners on Sep 24, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you're addicted to Bird Droppings then?

"I feel like I learned more in eight major league starts than I did in three years of college," -- Brian Matusz

by CoachOfEarl on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The free agent wish list

Lets hash out an ordered list:
This is mine with what i think they will demand:
1. Figgins 8 million/3years
2. Left Handed Reliever – (i suppose this could be more specific) 3 million/3years
3. Fernando Rodney -(but only because he seems like the best closer available)10 million/3 years
4. Lackey 15million/5 years
5. Nick Johnson 5million/2 yers
6. Vlad Guerrero (sure he’s on the big decline, but he is so likable) 10 million/2 years

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Vlad turned us down once

Why would we want him now that he’s old and decrepit?

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by Stacey on Sep 24, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe Vlad hit a single off of David Hernandez after the ball bounced in front of the plate. But yeah, pass on Vladdy. He loves the Angels and will most likely take a discount to stay there.

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by birdman on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cricket players do it every day

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was just a tack on

I have always liked him and would be happy to have the opportunity to cheer for him

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably didn't need four question marks

i was just guessing at his value. He is like 34/35 in save opportunities. I also think the O’s need a closer.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that was worthy of four question marks.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because that first year at $10 million

will be wasted money

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true

I just threw him out there after searching best available closers in 2010. I wouldn’t pay him that much, I just guessed at what he would be asking. The fact remains there is no closer on the horizon for 2011.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see a single name on that list I'd be interested in.

If you are going to sign a FA, he better make a huge difference. None of those guys do.

I’ve stuck with the O’s this long. I can remain patient if they have finally gotten it and are building a team the right way.

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by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well said

I fully agree about the impact factor. Signing FA’s just to appear active in the market isn’t going to solve anything. I would rather run the underpaid youngsters out there next year and allow them to sink or swim…

by sickuvitall on Sep 24, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is changing course from the 'right' way

2009 free agent signings:
Wiggy – 3 million 2yrs
Koji – 5 million 2 yrs
izturis – 2.5 million 2 yrs
hendo – 1.5 million 1 yr
zaun – 1.5 million 1 yr

2007 free agent sigings:
baez – 6 million 3 yrs
walker – 4 million 3yrs
huff – 6.5 million 3 yrs
jay gibbons – i am not even going to write it

The O’s have roughly 28 million dollars coming off the payroll next year. Personally I would spend some money to make the team better.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again the question is, "Who?"

Who out there is going to make this team better? No one I see in the upcoming FA market.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure why you are including 2007.

Wasn’t that pre-McPhail?

As for the 2009 signings, the 3 guys in the middle are not that bad of a deal. Izturis was an excellent pickup and well worth the money he’s getting. Koji pitched well, but he’s probably being pushed past his limit by making him a starter. Even Henderson has done a decent job of earning his pay check. I certainly didn’t like signing him as a starter, but he’s done solid work out of the pen.

It isn’t that I think a team should never sign a FA. But if you are going after the class A (or is it type A?) guys, the ones that cost big money, then you better be a very smart shopper. The guys you listed look like something a teenager with Daddy’s credit card might go out and buy.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 24, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think 6-10 million

is really big money. Most of the players in that range are pretty middling

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pull the trigger on Figgens, Unnamed left handed reliever and Lackey

and still that would not add to the current payroll which is one of the lowest in the league. I agree Rodney is going to be overpriced but Closer position is a glaring hole that needs to be fixed by 2011.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Which provides

Figgins
Roberts
Markakis
Weiters
Jones
Reimold
Scott
Izturis
Pie

Lackey
Guthrie
Bergensen
Matusz
Tillman

Yes. I think that is a competitive line-up.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That lineup is not good enough to compete in the AL East

Sure, we’d win the AL Central, NL Central and NL West with it, but we’re not in those divisions.

That lineup finishes 15 games behind the MFY and PHN, as opposed to 30.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree

but you are right maybe i forgot what division we are in. I will have to go back and check my notes.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I'm saying is, that lineup doesn't get it done in the AL East

Wee need FOUR more bats between now and 2011 to get it done. Roberts, Jones, Markakis, Reimold and Wieters we keep. We still need the other 4 bats. If you have Pie and Scott and Reimold in the lineup, are you projecting Reimold as the DH or the 1B? A lineup that starts Pie, Scott, Izturis and even Figgins is not going to win the AL East. Not even close, no matter how good our pitching is.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ideally I would hope that Reimold played a better 1b than Luke but who knows

Bartlett
Crawford
Longoria
Pena
Upton
Iwamura
Gross
Floyd
Navarro

There are your 2008 champions with 3-4 bats on the weak side

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check their OBP and OPS+ numbers

and I think you’ll find they weren’t too weak. Navarro had a career year, iirc. They only had 2 bats below 90 in OPS+ and 6 of the 9 had a OPS of .750 or better. Not exactly the ‘27 Yankees, but pretty good. And yes, I’d credit a great deal of their success to their starters and bullpen.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of their starters got hurt

Among the 5 of them they missed may be 2-3 starts all season. That goes a long way.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Sep 24, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

figgins wouldnt be bad tho

sure hes nothing overly spectacular, but he’d make us that much better in a hurry (considering the current solution is melvin)

by twistedlogic on Sep 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, but it doesn't put us in hole financially

and it provides a solid year of success to build on for 2012.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So now it's 2012 before we're competitive?

That’s depressing. We gotta make the move toward greatness in 2011. If it’s 2012 before we even get good, Roberts will be in his mid-30s, Scott will be in his mid-30s. We need to replace Scott anyway, but I’m not sure I can handle 2 more years like this. One, sure. But two more? Yuck.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah well i think i forgot what year it was, i meant 2011

still I don’t know where the big bats come from for 2011.

by b_duardo on Sep 24, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, two of them are named Waring and Bell (maybe Snyder, too)

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant see Bell playing 3rd (defensive-wise)

Hes way overweight and makes more errors than Helen Kellar would at short.

by Wieters Wieners on Sep 25, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was voted the best defensive 3B in the league

by the managers of whatever league the Dodgers AA team is in. I’ve gotten all sorts of mixed reports about his defense, actually. I’m not sure what to think. He made 7 errors at Bowie but that’s a very small sample size. He was better with his other team.

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by Stacey on Sep 25, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

And from what I've read, has the weight issues corrected.

Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "

by duck on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really exited about what Wieters is showing right now at the plate

He has just been on a tear lately. Just got me excited.

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by Jordan Tuwiner on Sep 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oscar Salazar

Is 2-3 today and is now hitting .307. Glad to see him doing well.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

dude I'm scrambling to pick up anybody right now

In my two week championship matchup and dude has a MUCH better team than I do. Jackass picked 3/4s of the yankee lineup and they all just happen to be having career years.

by O'sFan21 on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yea im just trying to get back to the middle of the league (rotisserie)

so i’m picking up whoever i can. doesnt help that guys like jenks, reimold, nyjer morgan, and adam jones got hurt and others like soto, huff, derosa etc have just sucked

by twistedlogic on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

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