GameThread: Orioles (60-95) @ Rays (79-76), 7:08 PM
Baltimore Orioles at Tampa Bay Rays, Sep 28, 2009 7:08 PM EDT
Mark Hendrickson has made two starts for the O's since replacing Brian Matusz in the rotation. We all dread seeing him out there but he's actually done a decent job so far. Good for him. I don't know what else to say about the game. I hope they win.
So this past Saturday I was hanging out with a few friends, two of whom were down from New Jersey for the weekend. Every now and then when we're hanging out we try and convince each other to move so that we can hang out all the time. Julia and Anthony try to get me to move to New Jersey and I try to get them to move to Maryland. It never works, obviously.
Saturday was one of the nights when we had that conversation, and this time it was partially fueled by beer. The bartender chimed in a few reasons that Baltimore is a cool place to live, one of which is Camden Yards. Julia says, "Camden Yards is nice," and Anthony gets this pained look on his face like he doesn't want to say what he's thinking and finally says, "But....the Orioles never win." And Julia says, "But they have Nick Markakis. He's so good looking." I add, "He's also good at baseball." Anthony says, "But he never wins. Maybe the solution is that you move to New Jersey and Nick Markakis comes and plays for the Yankees, then we all win." (please note that Anthony, born in 1985, doesn't actually remember the Orioles ever winning.)
After I stopped myself from vomiting over the idea of Nick Markakis being a Yankee, I said something I never would have said if I hadn't been drinking. I said, "Yeah, Nick Markakis has never won, but he will. In a few years it'll be the Orioles in the playoffs and the Yankees will be sitting at home." And so Anthony and Julia did something they wouldn't have done if they hadn't been drinking: they laughed hysterically. I mean, they laughed for WAY too long, especially considering it wasn't funny.
I don't know if the Orioles will be good in a few years, let alone if they'll be good enough to be in the playoffs. But I have hope that they will, and it's hope based on facts, not blind optimism. Even with this awful ending to the season, I still feel that way.
I know that story has nothing to do with tonight's game, but it seems more worthwhile than trying to think up something interesting to say about this meaningless game.
-Stacey
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If Trembley goes, can we get Moeller to manage?
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t put himself in over Wieters.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Sep 28, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick...
…sultry. That is the word that comes to mind.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
So that pitch is a strike for Brian but not for Nick?
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell of an AB by Nick right there.
How many pitches was that?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all I can figure
Is that he’s been on a bit of hot streak and they’re trying to take advantage of it. But Wieters is legitimately good, he should stay up near Nick in the lineup.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I'm packing my bags right now
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Wieters gets calls from umps
Because he’s a legend.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is one fugly line up.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
at least Niemann threw 29 pitches?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder who writes these so called scouting reports
Because they are NOT scouting reports. They should fire whoever it is and let me write them.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gabe kapler is still around?
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know dude
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the tight pants.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm contemplating if I should watch this
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
House is on in 6 minutes
my mind is made up. Sorry O’s.
by daveh873 on Sep 28, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Hendo caught the the Guthrie Disease.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well....
last time he gave up 2 HR but that was it and pitched 6 innings. Maybe he’ll do it again?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching World Series of Poker from the DVR
Any reason to turn on this game?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 7:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
it's really too soon to tell
but i’m leaning toward no.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niemann doesn't look great
so maybe the O’s might do something
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fan appreciation weekend
It better be a hell of an event because I don’t feel very appreciated right now
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh man
I forgot Pie was hurt until I just saw Screech
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least they're saying he'll be back this week
Y’all will probably see him on CC Day (knock on wood)
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so
I miss all of the hurt boys
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Izzy, I remember he hit a HR on opening day, that was awesome.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok Izzy
for you, not bad.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This would be a nice time for a double, Brian
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good thing memlo stopped at second. we have the pitcher surrounded!
by thewaywardO on Sep 28, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh Brian
crap.
Now Lou has to get it done.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shut up Aki
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Fuck that guy.
"I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That's the way I'm playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that's the way I feel. Yes, I suck." - Jose Guillen/quote of the year
by getxstoked on Sep 28, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niemann has 57 pitches through 2 and the O's have nothing to show for it
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh Nolan
We miss you!
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this might be the first time I've really heard Nolan talk
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've tuned out the Orioles for the past three weeks
Mostly for my own sanity.
But I tuned in tonight, looked at the lineup, and realized that they could not beat a Little League team with that starting lineup.
I was going to rail on how fucking awful a manager Trembley is. And then I look at what he has to work with.
Are they even charging fans to enter the ballpark now. Or are they paying them to attend the games?
by Fred Sanford on Sep 28, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie game
The O’s should have 5 runs at least by now.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just tuned in...
What’d I miss??? I was watching the Cleveland show and Family Guy on the DVR lol. Family Guy was hysterical last night!
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Niemann is crappy but the O's can't capitalize
Hendo gave up two solo HR and nothing else.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.....
What a D-bag fan. I think it was going out anyway…. but still
by Wieters Wieners on Sep 28, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
B-Rob!!!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRIAAANNNN!!!
I bet they’re going to challenge it.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, or not
Just Gary and Jim’s chattering misleading me
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian!
Thanks!
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I take it Brian Roberts hit the ball really hard
Heroes has about 40 more minutes to convince me to keep watching this series. And I’ve never missed an ep. But this new season blows chunks so far.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
I was going to stop watching it but the guys at my work convinced me to keep going. I haven’t watched any from this season yet though. they’re on my DVR.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend who watches it
loves the new storyline. I hate it. So there’s two conflicting opinions.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess eventually I'll get around to watching it
The truth is I HATE two hour premieres. Even on shows I love. So I haven’t had the energy to watch it yet.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave up on Heroes after the 2nd season
The first season was so amazing, I couldn’t imagine ever giving up on the show. But the 2nd was not so good at all. I know part of that was because the writer’s strike screwed them up but I think it was more than just that. From what I hear from people still watching it, I think I made the right decision to bail when I did.
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The whole "lost in Ireland" thing
and the “Hey, Sylar’s not dead!” angles started to lose me, but then it would be awesome for an ep or two, and I’d hang on for another season. Now, it’s just force of habit more than anything else.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, we're winning?
Are we allowed to do that?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we're allowed to do that when the starter is still in
it’s against the rules as soon as the bullpen makes an appearance.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, the universe makes sense again.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one fateful day, luke's bat shall make contact with a curveball
by thewaywardO on Sep 28, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember reading that in the Book of Revelations
I’m not so sure that’s destined to be true.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think all women in Maryland
should volunteer to be impregnated by Matt Wieters. Think of the team we’ll have in 2034.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Amber and Matt would produce a helluva baseball player.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN is so cute
It says we have a 40% chance of scoring two runs with runners on 1B and 2B with 0 outs. This team? I don’t think so.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whaddayaknow?
2 runs after all!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Scratch that, 1 run
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I see us with a lead, I wonder, "How will we blow this one?"
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woohoo we're going to win!
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am beginning to think it's a real possibility.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's not get crazy, people
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wise words live by.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
by birdman on Sep 28, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicky blowing a giant bubble?
Is he giving up the chew? Honoring AJ?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Hendo becoming a decent starter?
Really? Nah, gotta be the small sample size.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
I was just thinking that while it’s nice Hendo isn’t just awful out there, I’m scared that one more decent start and he’ll be a candidate for next year’s rotation.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stacey you got any clippings for tomorrow?
‘Cause I ain’t got much besides the movie quote. And even that’s not too good.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I clipped two things
But one of them is the Mobbies, which is hardly new. I’ll do some research and see if I can find anything.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grades are due tomorrow
So I’ll be using my early morning hours to finish grading tests instead of clipping and assembling.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take care of it for you
procrastinator
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I'm in better shape than I normally am
I only have 2 classes to finish – usually it’s all 5 classes.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just noticed...
Pie has only 1 sb all season. What’s up with that?
by NickMarkaces on Sep 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hendo's made it through 6.0 with just 3 R
That ain’t bad. Enough to get a contract for next year as a LH relief arm again? We could do worse…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hendo looks so much better after the parade of shit we've seen in the last three weeks
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's such a horrifying statement
on a couple levels.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
But Hendo ain’t been horrible out of the BP as a reliever.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he hasn't
I like Hendo in the pen. I’d like to have him back in the pen next year.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all I'm saying.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can the bullpen pitch three innings without allowing 3 runs?
by Camden Chat on Sep 28, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, you don't have to change ID's to change the Open Thread
As a mod, you can change ANYONE’S article. I can go into your stuff, and you can go into mine.
Well, I tried to make that less suggestive, and failed. You get my meaning.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waters makes 12 starters....
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THis is not going to end well
2 on, 2 out, Albers pitching? I feel a disturbance in the force…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when I'm right
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when you're right, too
And I threw in my prognostication just above…
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell am I still watching this team?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, like you're the least bit surprised
And I bet you’ll be shocked when Chris Ray gives TB the lead, too.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you for fucking serious? So it happens all at once instead of slowly, over the last 3 innings, just to change things up a bit.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No joke, I'm talking on gchat to someone
and this was the conversation
me: So, Albers allows two baserunners. Odds he gives up a game tying HR?
friend: well, if DD’s dumb enough to keep him in…75%
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to apologize to everyone
Because I was actually thinking about how I’m not dreading writing a recap for the first time in two weeks and that happened. Clearly I jinxed it.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, there's more pain to come
because TB’s not winning this until the 13th or so.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
l'll just set up a story to autopublish at 1 a.m.
with the title “O’s lose.” I’m sure it’ll be accurate.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Albers needs to be cut, as he's walking to the clubhouse.
Seriously. Just tell him, “Matt, keep walking. A ticket will be waiting for you at the airport. Send us back the uniform next week. Just get out. Now.”
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WALK PEOPLE TO GET TO EVAN LONGORIA
I cannot even believe I’m watching this. They’re trying to make me hate them .It’s the only possible explanation.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like DD is channeling Brain Surgeon Sam
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, we just IBB'd someone to GET to Longoria?
How in the hell is THAT supposed to work?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, it worked, but it was stupid.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dumb luck
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever Chris Ray
I still hate you.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please Nicky
make me feel better.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So tomorrow is the one-month birthday
of my sinus infection/bronchitis. I’ve already gotten it antibiotics, Prednisone and a prescrip decongestant. What shoudl I get it for its birthday? I hate coughing and I want my voice back.
And yet, it’s nowhere near as frustrating as watching this team the last two weeks.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get it a pony
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So... some people are totally grossed out by this
but have you ever tried a sinus rinse?
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That;'s the thing
I’m not even stopped up now. It’s just the stupid, wheezing, nagging cough with no end in sight.
Like these last two weeks of O’s baseball.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you're having sympathy pains
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It did start just before the beginning of September....
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohh, that sucks
I know what you mean. And that was an excellent simile.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The codeine-laced cough syrup has kicked in..
meaning that it’s apparent the only way to watch this team now is to be slightly hammered. Or a lot hammered.
And just as a type, a lead-off double for TB. I hate this team right now.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nina to cheer you up during this ridiculous game

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he only used 'roids once.
Right…….
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But but but
he said before God that he only did it once! To God!! And we all know how Brian feels about God!
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh My God
I… thank you. I don’t even have words. Just squeaking noises, which I am making alone in my basement. Wow that sounds creepy. Just, thank you.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His hair looks stupid
There, I said it.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember when that was the style?
that picture is from…I want to say 2004? It was a poster that came in The Sun. It was on my fridge for months.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to mention
no one is looking at his hair.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to know
women ain’t so different than men at times.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
God, I might have to make this my desktop
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my desktop
is Evan between Brian’s legs.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know the pic
but that just SOUNDS wrong
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
I have another really good one that I’ll save for the next awful game. So, tomorrow.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wieters is
so fucking good right now…
by The Fat Bird on Sep 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking for a picture to use in tomorrow's game thread
It really is too bad that Miggi isn’t on the team anymore because I have so many adorable Orioles pictures that involve him.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I call dibs on any nose-wiping photos for OT
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry
they’re all yours
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn I thought Nick was going to get that
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pat Burrell comes out to Dio's "Holy Diver"?
You know, if the NHL ever had warm-up music, I’d fully expect that to be the music for Sidney Crosby
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Danys Baez can get out of this
I will kiss him on the mouth in public.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Danys Baez is in?
Excuse me, I need some more codeine….
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this team right now....
Is this what being a Redskins fan feels like?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's worse
The Redskins were just in the playoffs the other year.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because almost half the conference makes the playoffs
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there;'s a salary cap
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danys, keep on wishing for that job in the AL East next year
I’m sure some stadium will need another beer vendor
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, who's available with the 2nd pick next year?
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonuvabitch
That was a nice catch, though
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh man
Brian tried.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian gets on with two outs
Good thing LOU bats 2nd!
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he gets a hit to win this game....
I’m not sure I can DEAL WITH IT!
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
where was that?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This baseball team makes me want to vomit.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Sep 28, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't bother
You’d die of dehydration by the end of the week.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gaaaaaaah
This is ridiculous. Fucking riduculous. So ridiculous it’s almost comedic.
by O Nina on Sep 28, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God, we suck
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Sep 28, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, yup we do.
Jim Palmer: "I said to Nolan, 'Why do you run every ball out like that?' and he said, 'Why wouldn’t you?' "
by duck on Sep 28, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
another bullpen collapse
what a fucking surprise. nice fucking job albers.
by twistedlogic on Sep 28, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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