GameThread: Texas Rangers @ Tampa Bay Rays, 8:07 PM
by Stacey on Oct 12, 2010 7:58 PM EDT
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Tonight's game five of the ALDS is the first game five to be played in the LDS since the Yankees needed five games to beat the Angels in 2005. If the Braves could have held on to beat the Giants last night there would have been two games five, but it wasn't meant to be.
It's a rematch of game one pitchers with David Price again facing Cliff Lee. Price had a rough go of it last night but my gut tells me he'll be much better tonight.
Any rooting interest in this game? I'm torn. The Rays have been my mistress for quite some time but I've recently soured on them for a number of reasons (reasons which include playoff tickets on Stub Hub for $10, fans leaving in the middle of a playoff game, and the atmosphere at Tropicana Field being a disgrace). On the other hand, I feel absolutely no affection for the Texas Rangers. In fact, I kind of don't like them. I suppose it comes down to which team is more likely to beat the Yankees. Unfortunately I don't know which team that is. All I know is that I don't want to have to root for the National League in the World Series.
Get your baseball fix tonight, because this is it until game one of the ALCS on Friday night.
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Cli....
Wait, I already killed the meme.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
you're tiresome
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
by Andrew_G on Oct 12, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's why you're my favorite.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
game five!
Here we go. Nice of the Rays fans to show up.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I don't know which is more annoying: cowbells or tomahawk chop
I know which is more offensive, but I’m not sure which is most annoying.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
remember when Garza was all like
“I’m gonna beat the shit outta all them bitch orioles” and we argued all day about what he meant and then he just dominated us?
Yes – I’m rooting for Cliff and Josh Rescue Rangers.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
he was gonna shove it down our throats!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
do you think
if somebody threatened to shove it down Matt Garza’s throat that he’d be all like “No, wait. I have a brother, he’s coming down the road behind me…his throat is much bigger, much better for shoving things into. If I were you I’d wait for him”?
I do.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
is this one of those references that I don't get?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
its a little kids fairy tale
because Garza has a goat beard…so…he…you know…um…
fine. I was forcing it. commence throwing rotten tomatoes at me.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
oh I get it
although if it has to be explained…
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
wow good baserunning by Andrus
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
oh! ballsy!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
how can maddon be this smart when he's bunting in the first?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
oh by the way
cliff lee
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
beat it BSF
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he's gonna look awesome in black and orange
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Livan Hernandez
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
carl crawford
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to have this rule that I don't drink during the week
I’m not sure when I stopped following it
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
stupid rules are for....people...who don't think good?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Check your ATM slips
and you’ll have a pretty good clue
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
that's the reason I quit drinking during the week in the first place
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Oh yeah, tried that one in college
lasted until Nov. of freshman year
"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."
- Cap'n Phil Harris
I just beat my all time best score in tetris sprint of facebook
I’m still six seconds behind my friend, though. She’s a monster.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
shouldn't you be honeymooning?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
what a multi-tasking champ
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
he's leaving!
bust out the sarah palin arguments!!!!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, she is awesome
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
and is a hockey mom!
everybody loves hockey!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd vote for her
gotta give america back to actual americans and not stuffy elitist professors who never had to make ends meet.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
nice
my sister went there last year, she said it was amazing.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
At Bat video
If the home plate camera doesn’t stop zooming to the center fielders ankles, I’m gonna huff spray paint. Jesus.
by Fahrenheit 451 on Oct 12, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"We all noticed that Ron Washington was pumped up, and now we know why"
I already knew why.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
the scottsdale scorpions open in an hour
Avery’s leading off and playing center. Ryan Adams is batting second and playing…third base. That’s interesting (if you’re into this sort of thing like I am).
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
where is LJ HOOOOOOOES
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I can't do it
I can’t root for the Rangers. Every instinct I have is for the Rays.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
cliff lee
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
more reasons to like the rangers:
COCAINE MOTHERFUCKERS
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
"Cocaine is a helluva drug."
It’s a celebration..
by Fahrenheit 451 on Oct 12, 2010 8:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
why should I care about cliff lee when it has been made clear
that cliff lee does not care about me?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Reason to root against the Rangers
“the antlers”
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Reason to root against the Rangers
they’re the Rangers
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
counterpoint
bengie molina was just allowed to steal second base by the tampa bay rays.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
also
cowbells. they just showed some woman who didn’t even look interested in the game, like standing up and ringing a cowbell was a chore. she coughed while she was doing it, like “Oh god can i stop now and go home already?”
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I know there are a lot of reasons to root against them
I’m just not sure I can do it.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
for me
it’s just that I really like Cliff Lee….and this might be the last chance I get to not want to murder his goddamn guts, and I need to savor that.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
fair enough
Although I don’t know how you’re gonna hate him when he’s making the opening day start for the Orioles in Tampa Bay. Although he won’t even be the big story. The big story will be Carl Crawford playing opening day at the Trop but not for the Rays.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
you've crossed the line
from lubricated to morose
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I blame the 3/4 empty bottle of wine next to me.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
that's what im talking about!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Ian Kinsler
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
is that a pro or a con?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Definitely a con
Fuck that guy
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
definitely a con
He’s an asshole and he kills the O’s (career .974 OPS against O’s).
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
counterpoint
he hates Dustin Pedroia’s guts.
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't answer objectively because I support all Jews in baseball.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
what if he's an asshole?
you support assholes?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
That overrides it.
But I have no proof he’s an asshole, so I’ll root for him.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
See the stats against the O's listed above
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
He likes fucking Sidney Crosby cuz his favorite animal is the fucking
cuz his favorite animal is the fucking penguin for chrissake.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
somehow I got favorite fucking animal in there twice.
That was coherent and all.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
penguins ARE pretty great
i mean, let’s be fair.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Fuck that guy and his penguin
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
Fuckin A
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just saying
if you’re picking your team based on the mascot (which is stupid), the penguins are definitely on the short list.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
penguins are adorable
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Okay...yea...gonna use this one again.
Also: STFU
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
no!
i will not let a fucking nancy boy canadian from pittsburgh ruin penguins. Penguins are awesome.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I don't even like Crosby
I prefer Malkin.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't that like
I don’t like bud ice, I prefer just you peeing in my mouth?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
And you made that joke to a 13 year old
Yeah, you’re going to hell :)
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
there's no bud ice in hell
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I bet there is.
I only drink Bud Ice when its a buck at The Original Steakhouse
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me
a friend of mine’s sister was once drinking a bud light and my friend asked her why and she said “I was thirsty and only had a dollar”
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
hahaha thats actually funny
Pretty much the only time I’d drink that stuff as well. Or when I’m at a party or something and its free.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
can we never talk about anyone peeing in anyone's mouth ever again?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Not in direct response to a teen
But then again, maybe that’s just me.
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
how about never?
just to be safe.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I'm perfectly fine with that
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
okay
I do apologize. I totally did not mean that to sound gross in that specific way.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Tell it to the judge
Chris Hansen’s on his way over now,
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
can't we just go back to making hitler/oven jokes??
Jeez I thought it was obvious where the line is!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
wow
Okay: I will be in the timeout zone learning my lesson.
Seriously: Please nobody be offended. I’m just kidding around about a lot of things after a fucking hard day.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
lol
I hope it was clear that I was kidding. I’m not offended by any of this.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
It's all good in the hood
I seriously doubt anyone was offended
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
What about eating da poo poo?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
At least Crosby knows to shut his pie hole and just play hockey. Malkin has to continuously under-perform and bitch about not winning the Hart. Yea, asshole. Like you really deserved it.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Malkin because he's not a pretty boy
He’s an ugly SOB, there aren’t heards of girls wanting to marry him. And Malkin also didn’t beat the USA in gold medal finals.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He PLAYS like a pretty boy
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
No....Canada beat the USA
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
But who made the game-winning goal?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A player on the Canadian roster.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
And what was his name?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
probably Darryl
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
eh?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Strawberry?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally escapes me.
February was quite a while ago. Much has happened since then.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Mounty McSyrup
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Cite your sources!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooo you're right.
In fact, I’m not even sure it was a Canadian.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Wikipedia
“Canada is a country in North America” that is all I know right now, stay posted for more.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
AKA America's hat.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And it's America's hat.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Um....echo much?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I beat both of you.
Haha
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
twisted whooped all y’all. GO TWISTED!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, Twisted won that one
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
High fives all around.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I always say!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh really?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
http://s830.photobucket.com/albums/zz230/BSFpIcS/?action=view¤t=comment-1.jpg
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Will he be Russian?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Canadian probably.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Will he be wearing a hat?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be France
Who’s the highest bidder?
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
who cares what he looks like?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
psssh
Says, Mrs. I Heart Cute Orioles
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
it's not his fault he's cute is all.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Do people actually think Crosby looks good?
WTF?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, "Sidney, will you marry me" are rather common
So likely, yes.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Or option B:
Gold-diggers
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
People do that shit with tons of folks that don't look good.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
hey
if John Lackey can get married, anyone can get married.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
tell it to the guys who look like John Lackey who aren't millionaires.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I have no idea what he looks like
Although I don’t know that I’ve ever seen an attractive hockey player
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Adam Banks?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
ooh good call
even if he’s a cake eater
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
No Banks was all right!
rich kid with the heart of gold!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
You know i went back and watched D3 a few weeks ago
and sorta hated everything about it? They all seemed so whiny. Oh you got a full scholarship to what appeared tob be one of the most elite high schools in the region, and your going to bitch that they wont change the school mascot, and might put the best one of you on varsity? Grow the fuck up.
series peaked
the moment they broke out the ducks jerseys in D2.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I fucking hate the whole series
for good reason.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean what about when they finish high school? college?
If they really were all that good, what happens if a few of them make it to the NHL? Do they think they’re just going to name a team the Mighty Ducks? That would be ridiculous.
i refuse to give joshua jackson
any credit for anything ever
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Dude's good in Fringe
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
google "Parise, Zach"
Girls appear to be obsessed with him. Including the fools sitting behind me at the game on Saturday. Some fucking Caps fans they make. They were also really into David Steckel.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, I suppose.
(googles bud ice)
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
just dont google the other thing please
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Make sure you have safesearch on
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
meh, even still
and I neeeeeeeeeeever have safe search on so…
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If you wanna get your ass kicked at school every day
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/529676/haters_gonna_hate.gif
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No...haters aren't going to hate.
Rational people are going to fucking hate.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Orioles fans are gonna hate Ian Kinsler
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
and that.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You're hurting my feelings!
I’m telling.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing I'm out of elementary school.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
who are you telling?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Teh interwebz police.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
all of us, apparently?
twisted…uh…go to your…room?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
ahahahahah
I’m not sending twisted to his room! I’m telling BSF to get over it.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
damn
this parenting stuff is hard business
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
we should probably work out the punishment in private first next time
so that they don’t know we have no fucking idea what we’re doing
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Beat 'em often enough and they stop asking for stuff
Just sayin’
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
lol
that’s what julio lugo’s dad told him on his wedding day.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
by Andrew_G on Oct 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I didn't see that coming out of him
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
nice
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I just keep tossing these softballs
and watchin’ y’all crush them out of the park
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
I'm already in my room!
I just keep this bad boy under my pillow to check my portfolio on ETrade and shit.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
the only thing we can say for certain
is that that woman is totally not anti-Semitic.
Hey, are there still people with the last name “Hitler”? They must’ve all changed their names, right? But what if there was like a really famous local baker in a small town called Hitler, and this bakery (“Hitlers”) had been in the family for like 700 years. Do you change it just because of one asshole?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
one HUGE asshole
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If that one asshole is Hitler
I say yes, you change it.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
fair enough
so, the hitlers are all extinct? That sucks. I hope there are no anti-Semitic people named Gibson. What would I even change my name to?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Just don't change your first name to Mel
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
You couldn’t at least have used a business that didn’t involve ovens for your example??
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I don't approve
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
oooooh noooo
i laughed when you said that. Just a peep. Would Kurt Vonnegut hate me? I bet he would, but he’d say he wouldn’t.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Well, Vonnegut would probably punch you in the balls then
but at least he’d be honest with you…
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Okay that was funny.
Not sure whether to rec it or not based on the joke….but it WAS funny.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Some couple in Jersey named their kid Adolf Hitler
Child services then promptly removed child from parents.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/01/state_removes_hunterdon_county.html
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember that story
They also named their other kid some ridiculous name like Joseph Stalin.
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
so they're idiots
and they don’t understand what they worship at all? Interesting.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I'd love to name my kid "Broseph Stalin"
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Oct 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You know how little I care about this game?
I just watched “The Supreme Court” on PBS. And LIKED it.
Call me when the Phils are up 3-2 in the WS against the MFY.
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
Every ballpark has something unique about it, in Tampa Bay is it's cowbell
christ
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
and braysers!
three hundred dollar braysers! and something called an “urban cowboy trip”!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
That's cause Joe Maddon is hip
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Cliff Lee
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Lee, Cliff.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
i have a feeling that this game is going to be EPIC
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
Stop stealing my phrases!
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure "epic" isn't your phrase
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure "epic" isn't a phrase at all.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
But I use it the most.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not how it works?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
antlers!
go rangers
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
COWBELL
I CANT HEAR YOU
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this really how they want to spend their last post season game for the next 3-4 years??
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
the Rays and Orioles are the next big rivalry!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
man what the fuck would mariano rivera do with a chupula?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Put it in his pants most likely.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
have it ripped from his hands by Sabathia
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
eat it, duh!
Chalupas are the shit!*
*I’ve never had a chalupa
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
hang on
what is a chupula? is that Mexican for chap stick?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
its mexican food
tortilla with cheese meats and vegetables
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I didn't know it was spelled with TWO u's
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
what-ev-err
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
He would eat it!
Chalupas are delicious!*
*I have never had a chalupa
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Taught some English class today,
man teaching is eeeeeeeeeeeesay, right duck?
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Who are you teaching?
and why?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
my classmates
cuse I have to
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the easy part
It’s classroom management that’s a bitch
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
best thing ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5OYP-9TbE
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
i like the part where they played the horn...
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
but i gotta say
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
no, not cool
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
that's right
i went there. i’m immune though, i have chrome
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I have chrome and I still am hearing it.
And the tab is closed.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
So, why did my virus protection go apeshit when I clicked on that?
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
hey, at least you have virus protection to cover that shit
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Yeah, that made my computer funny.
Had to force quit.
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
my life feels so much more bad ass suddenly
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Who has this much time
And since when can a youtube video be almost an hour?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Xavery has led off with a reach on error
bully for him!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I love saying bully for him.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
as does anyone else who listens to a lot if indie hip-hop
but i dont think thats really anyone else here at the moment
uh
this guy.
we should start a music thread. just sayin
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Bartlett hits Cliff Lee
He’ll do well as an O next season
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude
you do mean both
don’t you?
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
Cizzy homered off Lee
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
hell the nugget tagged him twice in the same game
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
But Cliff Lee is gonna be an Orioles
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
naysayer
FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee
by danielreese05 on Oct 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I've crossed the line
from having a lovely glass of wine to drunk.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I'm not complaining
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
what's what --
you know what? No.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
YEAAAAAAAAH!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
do they speak english in what?
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
English, how does it work?
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Say WHAT one more time....
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
WHAT
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What does Marcellus Wallace LOOK LIKE?
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
OH wait
that’s not supposed to say what’s what.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
well it was an AD ref.
and no Im not high, i have a cold and its a school night.
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooooh I knew it
my gut reaction response is either “YOURE DRUNK” or “NOT THIS TIME” and I whiffed. I’m sorry everyone.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
welcome to the other side
we may not have the most morals, but i think we do okay.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
ryan adams has walked
orioles tearing it up in the desert
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Haven't liked him since he changed his sound
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
this yankee fan never had a girlfriend
he’s full of pigshit
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Xavery has been thrown out at the plate
I did not know Samuel was coaching in Scottsdale.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I haven't slept for ten days
because that would be way too long
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
The Rays don't want this game apparently
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
wow
a molina steal, two infield scores from second…wow. ANTLERS FOR ALLES
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Fuck the Rays. Also fuck the Rangers.
I hate that I have to root for either one of these clowns to beat the Yankees. I hate whoever wins in the NL for the same reason.
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
thanks chipper jones
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Im not rooting for a state that tried to leave the Union
this goes beyond baseball
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Congratuhorrible
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
any more xavery updates?
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
nope
my connection to mlb.com is whithering
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
I found it really amusing
that Jake Gyllenhal appears to have tried to have as much hair on his head and face as possible when shooting a commercial for cancer treatment.
willy aybar has the crazy eyes
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
esteban's been eaten!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
you know what would make this game more exciting?
the orioles
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
oh my god totally
I miss them .
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
these rays fans sure do know how to boo.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
OK, I'm watching
Happy now?
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
I don't actually give a shit what you watch
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Nice to see you're still in mid-season form
I wouldn’t expect anything else
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
you can thank the wine
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Westie, you see this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_P1PPy7FTo&feature=related
"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Rays are gonna lose
sad
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
antlers!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Proletariat!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
michael bakunin!
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
Are you not familiar with the Aristocrats?
After all that horrible talk of things like antlers and Yankees, ending it with Aristocrats seemed to be the only way to go.
What are they chanting?
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 12, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
"thank god baseball is over!"
“We’re not real fans!”
“We hate cowbells as much as you do!”
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
"Past our bed-time!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 12, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"get off our greenish-colored carpet!"
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
by Andrew_G on Oct 12, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
good night tampa bay
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
the idea of a Texas-Yankee LCS makes me want to vomit
So I guess have to pull for the Rangers. I guess I’m going for theNL in the world series again.
Librarians are hiding something
again, all I can say is
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAINE
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.....
"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword
they're on their feet
walking out the door
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
antlers for cliff lee
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
antlers for your mom
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
ladies and germs
this is why FIP is king.
"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YANKEES!
Bring back Luis Matos.
by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
BANNED
It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters
by Eat More Esskay on Oct 12, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Cal doing postgame
Says Ron Wa’r’shington.
Love that guy….pure Baltimore
by camdenchad on Oct 12, 2010 11:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
fucking Ian Kinsler
I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.
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