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IN THE PLAYOFFS

CompleteLee! Road to LCS for Texas: 5th gear | MLB.com: News
"The Rangers secured their position in baseball's version of the Final Four by putting away the Rays, 5-1, in the decisive Game 5 of the AL Division Series on Tuesday night at Tropicana Field. The Rangers have finally erased the stigma of being the only Major League franchise never to have advanced to the League Championship Series."

Cliff Lee is still the coolest — and best — pitcher in the playoffs - Big League Stew
Here's to a few more Cliff Lee starts before he signs with the Yankees and we have to start hating him.

IN ORIOLES NEWS

School of Roch: A second look at second base
"Where's Jeff Reboulet when you need him? Actually, Jerry Hairston's out there and he plays a variety of positions, including second base, where he once started for the Orioles. I'm just saying..." Don't say that, Roch.

Steve Melewski: Talking with Buck about the minor leagues
"We have certain things that we should be able to assume when a guy comes through our system. I can tell you that. That will be an expectation I'll have of the people that have them. I think there will be a real clear picture of what I expect to be able to assume when a guy comes through our system," Buck Showalter said.

Orioles Insider: All quiet on coaching front
Buck Showalter is undergoing knee surgery today, so there's little to no chance any changes to the coaching staff will be announced today. 

AND JUST BECAUSE...

YouTube - Baltimore Orioles Earl Weaver in his last game in 1982 as described by Howard Cosell
Mid way through the 1982 season, Earl Weaver announced he would retire at the end of the year. After the last game, here's the ovation he received. H/T to my friend Howard Roberts, who posted this on Facebook this morning. 

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Dear Rays,

Hey, way to embarrass us AL Easters. You are lucky we even let you play in this division. Next year you better get your shit together. Even Izzy can take Lee yard. Paa-thetic.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 7:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Even Josh Bell can go yard on Lee

twice over!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about this:

Dear Rays,

Thanks for helping the Yankees take the next series by making Lee pitch tonight. You could have just lost 2 games ago and saved us all the trouble. I hope you suck to high heaven next year as the O’s are in the same divison as you.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that

the second best team in the Majors according to Baseball Prospectus’s final hit list is “lucky” to play in this division. And since two of the teams in the division are total fuckers, I don’t have much pride in the AL East anyway.

by ahoque24 on Oct 13, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

BRING BACK HAIRSTON!

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Oct 13, 2010 8:02 AM EDT reply actions  

If Hairston comes back

The circle of suckitude will be complete. I don’t want to start over in 2000. I can’t handle it anymore.

The stache is back!

by Knubles and Bits on Oct 13, 2010 8:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I miss summer

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 8:39 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Buck

is getting his knee worked on so that he can kick ass even more effectively next year.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Oct 13, 2010 9:00 AM EDT reply actions  

If you really want to see me

Check the papers and tv
Look who’s telling who what to do
Now kiss my ass

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Are you trying to say

that everybody here was fired?

I mean, i’m just an ordinary guy
and all I want is to be loved, is that so wrong?
Don’t think that I don’t know what you’re saying about me
I [read] it all through these thin [webpages]

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew if I made it easy for you

You’d settle for me eventually
But [Dave] I won’t be your bitch anymore
And follow you around and hold the door.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If i'm the person that you think I am

clueless chump you seem to think I am
so easily led astray, an errant dog
who occasionally escapes and needs a shorter leash, then
why the fuck would you want me back?

Maybe it’s because
you don’t know me at all.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've done me no favor

to call and be nice
telling me I can take anything I like
you don’t owe me to be so polite
you’ve done no wrong, get out of my sight
it’s easy to be easy and free
when it doesn’t mean anything
you remain selfless, cold, and composed.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will you never rest?

fightin’ the battle of who could care less :P

by zsiv on Oct 13, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

The years go on and we're still fighting it

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were times when I'd find myself saying to friends

“you don’t understand”
And “she’s different when it’s just me and her”, and I
Closed the door and I tried to hang on and she
Sank into the dark

I was over my head

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know that you went straight to someone else

While I worked through all this shit here by myself
And I think that you should spend some time alone
But if you won’t, then you won’t
And I will consider you gone.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you wanted to take a break

Slow it down some
and have some space

Well Fuck you too

I wish I hadn’t
bought you dinner
right before you dumped me
on your front porch

Give me my money back, you bitch.
And don’t forget to give me back my black t-shirt

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny I know

But I’m disappointed in you
I thought you could read my mind
But I came home early
And saw that a drawer had been opened
Looks like you’ve been reading my diary instead.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it feel to realize?

You’re all alone behind your eyes
I seems to me if you can’t trust
You can’t be trusted.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The world won't turn until something breaks

who will make the first last mistake
you say the good things come to those who wait

Into the spiral, your world and my world
It’s never final
Love just leaves you bruised.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I guess she made her way

through the mob too late to
hear him say
That he’d gotten all he wanted
a crowd to watch him bear the pain
he’d been keeping in.
So what, so what.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bitch went nuts, y'all

But everyone said she might
Holy fucking shit.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So freak out if you wanna

And I’ll still be here
Don’t call me for years and when you do
Yeah, I’ll still be here.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You drifted far away

Far away it seems
Time has stopped, the clock keeps going

People talkin’ and I’m watching
As flashes of their faces go black and white
And fade to yellow in a box in an attic
But I never thought so much
Could change, now I don’t miss anyone
I don’t miss anything
What a shame cause I used to be a sentimental guy

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you wrote me off I'd understand it

Because I’ve been on some other planet
So come pick me up…
I’ve landed

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take a walk

Out the gate you go and never stop
Past dollar stores and wig shops
Quarter in a cup for every block
And watch the buildings grow
Smaller as you go

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they give no fuck

they talk as loud as they want
they give no fuck
as long as there’s enough for them.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 years, $115 million?

Fuck it. It ain’t my money. Get it done, Petey!

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2010/10/13/1748351/cliff-lee-inline-for-big-payday-2011

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes sir

Right away sir

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

4 yr / $100 mil

is what the o’s will offer as my guess.

clearly he is looking long term with a no trade. thus the O’s will fall short even though they will offer a tad more per year.

with that said, Lee will be in an O’s uni next year and MFY can suck it.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lee next year would help get the O's to .500

but we still need a 1B/3B/SS and there’s no easy answers in FA this year. Boog Powell ain’t walking through that door. Brooks Robinson ain’t walking through that door. Cal Ripken might walk through that door, but only to get to the post-game buffet. Geez, Cal, would a salad hurt ya?

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee on the 2010 Orioles will help the O's get to .500

I fully expect at least some of Matusz, Tillman, Arrieta, Bergy, etc., to be better than 2010.

And yeah, they need offense, no doubt. But if there is any chance in hell you can get Cliff Lee (there isn’t, I know, but if there is) you do it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just made a bet wtih my phn friend

he gets a lunch on me if Lee signs with the MFY. anywhere else it’s on him. Not feeling the Lee/MFY love. not sure why.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty good bet for you

But never underestimate the dark side of the force. Remember when Douchera was definitely not signing in New York?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I could be reasonably assured

that $110 million given to Lee this winter will NOT preclude them for shopping for a bat next off-season, I’m all for it. My point is, between the two, I’ll take the power hitter for this team over a pitcher. We have adequate to good pitching, with the potential for it to be great. We have NOTHING on the horizon for 1B/3B, and an 18-year-old hope at SS.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."

by Andrew_G on Oct 13, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would say that signing Cliff Lee frees the Orioles to trade a young pitcher or Guthrie

for positional talent. I heard rumors of Stephen Drew being on the block. Imagine Guthrie pitching for the Diamondbacks? He’d be so good for them.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

they might want younger but still that would be interesting.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

true

Also from what I’ve gathered the reason they might trade him is salary. They’ll both be FA in 2013 and Guts made just $0.4M less than Drew in 2010, so they would probably want someone cheaper.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

You put Guts in the NL West

and he’s a Cy Young candidate

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

The D-Backs just had a full season of Rodrigo Lopez for crying out loud

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was 7-16 with a 5.00 ERA and a .304 BAA

But damn if he didn’t throw exactly 200 IP

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The D-Backs are ridic

Kris Benson made some starts for them this year!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have faith they will

For some reason, I think Andy overvalues his young pitcher and will not move them except for an astronomical price no one else will pay

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think everyone overvalues...

young pitching to some extent. Even a team like the Yankees balked at using Hughes/Joba/Kennedy as bait for a number of years.

The problem for the Orioles is that they can’t afford to ship off young arms in the AL East and be wrong about who they send.

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H.L. Mencken

by TerroristFistJab on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

again

i don’t care about next offseason. i care about this offseason and next season.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thinking like that

gets you the 1998-2007 Orioles.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see where you are going

but thats not the same situation. Cliff Lee isn’t on the back end of his career.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you can't make a Cliff Lee move and not be able to secure a hitter a year from now, also

You HAVE to think 3 years ahead, at least, as a GM.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

CG 11 K's, 1 run

even wiggy can get 2 runs over every 5 games.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't this the excuse every year

at some point you make the moves that will win games. End of the day it’s Lee’s decision. If he is willing to play here you sign him regardless of who is at 1b/3b/ss. Look what they did in august and september with who played there. Not sure Buck will let Lee pass by becasue Josh Bell is playing 3B.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

bitches aint shit

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Oct 13, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

reply fail?

or are just stating a fact :)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure thats a well known fact that works even in reply fail.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

also a great ben folds song.

no reply fail. just stating a fact…

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Oct 13, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

they make excellent dinners and really know how to clean a house, well when they aren’t talking about shopping and shoes during a baseball game.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have this shirt that says, "I should be in the kitchen"

with a drawing of a 50s type housewife in her dress and apron. I was wearing it a few weeks ago when I was driving to the beach, and I stopped at Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and this older woman there says to me, “So, are you a good cook?” and I said, “What?” and she motions to my shirt, “You should be in the kitchen. Are you a good cook, then?” I didn’t know what to say, so I just said, “No.” and she then tells me about her daughter and how she’s always telling her that she needs to learn to be better in the kitchen.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahha

poor granny’s daughter. You should have offered the shirt to her so she could give it to her daughter. I would have loved to see the daughter’s face when she got it.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...not poor granny's daughter

She needs to learn her place!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking he just hasn't met the right one yet

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer

“Dear Lord, I pray for the soul of this bitch, and for you to guide my pimp hand and make it strong. So that she may learn a ho’s place.”

- A Pimp Named Slickback

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I work with this guy whose first name is Cliff, and I was typing his name onto a document and I totally typed Cliff Lee.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 10:59 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a sign!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, can next week be Led Zeppelin week?

I know y’all won’t go for SLAYER! or Metallica week, but how about Led Zeppelin?

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

There aren't many bands I know as well as Ben Folds Five

and the ones that I do probably wouldn’t get much appreciation from the crowd. Although if we DO want to have Indigo Girls week, I’m sure zk could join me.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The two of you would have a blast

The rest of us would quote “Closer to Fine” and be done.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't even know 32 Flavors?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit that's Ani

I was also thinking about Ani DiFranco week. I got all mixed up in my head.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard exactly ONE Indigo Girls song

And I’m betting that doesn’t surprise you.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can do a Billy Joel week and i'd be quite happy about it

If anyone requests a Springsteen week, though…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah I could do Billy Joel week

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE with loud guitars, please?

C’mon, I’m the one that has to put this shit together every morning. Give a little here, guys.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indigo Girls play guitairs

They are very, very good musicians. Just not loud.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those last 3 words are a problem for me

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zeppelin is fine by me

Who & Stones are also good choices if you’re into volume. Can’t go wrong with Pete & Keef.

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could I forget Rush?!?!

No doubt Alex would meet with your approval up to & including Moving Pictures

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amy is loud,

when she is singing about the plight of the indigenous peoples.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want a band with broad appeal

I think U2 is about as guitar-centric as it’s going to get.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cool with U2

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was born.....I was born

to be with you
In the place and time
After that…..and ever after
I haven’t had a clue
Only to break rhyme
This foolishness
Can leave a heart
Black and blue

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about R.E.M.? Everybody loves R.E.M.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone? Even Tibetan monks?

Dilbert FTW.

/and I don’t, btw

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like R.E.M.

Duck, you and I could never take a long road trip together.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could listen to the MLB channel on XM and make fun of Rob Dibble

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesyesyesyesyesyes

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you,

the Bit from Tron?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

After I googled it.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Van Halen?

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by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW you're talking

You let me cool ya one time, you’ll be my favorite stop.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The saga of the 2011 Orioles (and an argument for going for "cliff lee":

Don’t wanna wait ’til tomorrow
Why put it off another day?
One by one, little problems
Build up, and stand in our way. Oh

One step ahead, one step behind it
Now ya gotta run to get even
Make future plans I’ll dream about yesterday, hey!
Come on turn, turn this thing around

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by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Van Hagar doesn't count

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would TOTALLY tap Indigo Girlzzzzz week.

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you would!

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone shocked by this development, raise your hand...

That’s what I thought.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

zk and I could totally go on a road trip together

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

just so long as you also like Sondheim.

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

(duck)

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now how did you guess that?

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, you gotta like Sweeney Todd at least.

It’s the musical theater equivalent of Metal.

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen it

Three musicals I’ll tolerate:

“Damn Yankees”
“South Park, The Movie: Bigger, Longer and Uncut”
“1776”, but not for the singing

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, admit it

You were into Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was there!

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was drunk and it was college

Doesn’t count. Like numerous other situations to which those disclaimers could apply

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very well

before this turns into a Mutually Assured Destruction thing, I’ll trade you those missiles in Turkey for the ones in Cuba.

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now, I shall travel to Dallas...

I hear the weather’s fine down there in November…

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're doing that for Glee

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a production of Sweeney Todd my senior year of high school at the Naval Academy

It was better than that silly Johnny Depp version.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Johnny Depp version did, indeed, suck.

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's because Johnny Depp can't sing

But Burton insists on using him in all of his films. Sweeney Todd is a very good musical. Sondheim is awesome, although I’m partial to Rodgers and Hammerstein because I grew up on Sound of Music and The King and I etc. etc.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

lay off Depp. he can’t sing but he can act the hell out of Jack Sparrow.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

also:

screw musicals.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And....

that’s a rec

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw musicals?

Have you ever seen My Fair Lady? It’s certainly one of Audrey Hepburn’s best performances (she was a goddess among actresses) and it was a landmark performance for Rex Harrison. And what about Spring Awakening? How about West Side Story? Its score was written by one of most respected composers of all time, Leonard Bernstein.

I will happily admit that most musicals are not serious works, but in essence that’s the fun. You would never call Mary Poppins serious film/theater, but Julie Andrews had (before her botched surgery) the best voice in Hollywood history. And lastly, The Wizard of Oz is a musical, and it’s amazing.

Johnny Depp doesn’t have that talent and he should not of been cast in Sweeney Todd. I’m not undermining his skills as an actor, but he can’t sing.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will die a happy man

if I die without having seen one minute of “Mary Poppins” or “The Sound of Music”.

I mean, world peace would be nice. But those two I have a shot at pulling off.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

As with 1776, there's more to The Sound of Music than just the music

We enter as our hero, Capt. von Trapp (ret.) has just become a victim of Hitler’s “stop loss” program

Capt. V: (to the delivery boy) All right. You’ve delivered your message. Now get out!

Max: He’s just a boy.

Capt V: And I’m just an Austrian.

Max: What’s going to happen is going to happen. Just make sure it doesn’t happen to you.

Capt. V: Don’t ever let me hear you talk like that again!

Max: Oh, I have no politics. You know that. Can I help it if other people do?

Capt. V: You’re going to have to help it. Some day you’re going to have to.

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And...

that’s a rec

:-)

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I bet I could find metal you'd like

faster than you could find a musical I’d like.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try me.

I’m interested in new music. I should warn you to not hold your breath, though.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

avenged sevenfold

because my cousin plays guitar for them.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they're freakin' awesome.

Sieze the Day sucks, though. Just sayin’.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

i know…i’m not gonna vouch for every single song they do but i’ll just give you my honest opinion on the new album. the new drummer is really really good. thing is, the whole thing sounds a little bit too much like a tribute to the rev who was awesome and all, but I want a little more balls to the wall rock than power ballads next time.
not that there’s anything wrong with power ballads.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, there's a lot wrong with power ballads

And I’ve been meaning to pick up their new CD. “Seize the Day” is really the only song of theirs I don’t like.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can already tell

you don’t like november rain.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I do like that song

I even like “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmAY059TTY&ob=av3e" target="new">Estranged."

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF with YT links?

Estranged

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best GNR song, eva!

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go with

“Coma”, the first half of “Rocket Queen”, “It’s So Easy,” or “Civil War”. But “Estranged” is pretty badass.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

houston we have a problem

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I just like “Estranged” better as a GNR power ballad. They’re both good!

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For me it's tossup

Mr. Brownstone or Paradise City

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely paradise city

that’s gonna be my song coming out of the tunnel senior year. either that or the intro to the sound of truth

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a smattering of different bands

Lacuna Coil – Closer

All That Remains – Two Weeks

Damone – Out Here All Night

Flyleaf – Breathe Today

Avenged Sevenfold – Beast and the Harlot

If nothing there works, give me some ideas on what you do like, and I can find something. I guarantee it.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try Beatalica

an excellent fusion of Beatles & Metallica tunes

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the beatles just aren't my thing

i know, nail me to a cross and call me a jackass but they’re just not…heavy enough for me i guess. the 50’s/60’s just aren’t my era i guess.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Communist.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They weren't my thing when I was younger either.

But Beatallica isn’t just metal-arranged Beatles tunes. It’s original music using Beatles & Metallica themes. Good shit.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try this

GIve it a minute, though. The end is awesome

Hero of the Day Tripper

Their absolute best is “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOBuz3ezWjA&feature=related" target="new">Blackened The USSR"

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's try again

Blackened the USSR

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's no way

that’s not James Hetfield. that’s amazing how he can do that voice.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He exaggerates all of James' vocal tics

But yeah, it’s eerie how close he gets.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO WEEKS IS AN AMAZING SONG

and the video kicks ass too. for some reason i can’t stop watching it. beast and the harlot was good, not a fan of flyleaf, and i only know damone because they were on madden one time haha (but that is a pretty solid song, not often that you get a female lead nowadays.)

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That whole CD by ATR is good

If you don’t have it, pick it up

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh don't worry

i have all of their stuff

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

New one came out yesterday

I did not know that.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen either

not even when I was little. I don’t plan on it either.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that tactic you should have gone with:

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is a great musical.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

look

my stepdad is the king of showtunes. i’ve seen em all and we’ve got almost every single famous musical ever made on CD.
the only one i’ve ever enjoyed is the lion king and that’s pretty much my favorite movie ever.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Untrue

Cannibal! The Musical, and Repo: The Genetic Opera are both worthy of a view.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Get me Johnny Depp and my wife on the phone!”

“I can’t ever NOT do that.”

If you haven’t seen this before, it’s brill.

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who saw

the Ed Helms version last week?

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y;all can ride in the pickup bed while I drive

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as

the week after can be Katy Perry Week. How I longed for a Katy Perry lyric week on CC.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

I bet Koji has some California Gurlz on his ipod. just look at that smile. it was the song of the summer.

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought "Soul Sister" was

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by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

that song wasn’t hot enough to melt your popsicles

by Philly O's on Oct 13, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in my house it wasn't

“Tres Brujas” by The Sword was.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

She is for people

who have yet to master the subtlety & nuance of Ke$ha

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's tra$hy

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend BRUUUUUUCCEE

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by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, no.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haterader

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by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can do that Dylan too

I like Patty Griffin’s Racing in the Streets better than Bruce’s version.

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by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

AC by Hank III

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Hank III

but not a fan of that cover

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'm not either

but I love throwing his name out there whenever I can

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann

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by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rabblerouser.

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by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine, i nominate foghat then.

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by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That will have a shorter shelf life than Indigo Girls

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

slow ride

da na na naaana da na na…
that’s all I got.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sheeeeit

i’ll go for Metallica any day of the week. no to Zeppelin, not a fan.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel good stuff from Orioles Insider and Arrieta

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/blog/2010/10/arrieta_os_a_closeknit_family.html

"We are solidifying this team, not only on the field but I think the relationships that we have formed throughout the season is only going to help us going into next season. I feel like we are a close-knit family here. Everybody takes care of each other; everybody has got each other’s backs no matter what the situation is. And that’s good to have.

"You want to have that type of feeling in the clubhouse, knowing that when you take that field you’ve got eight other family members out there with you fighting to get a win. That’s a good feeling and it is something that comes with time. And we are starting to establish that."

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

And Arrieta was painted out the kid left out at Spring Training

so, in a feel-good kind of way, this is good to see.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you a convert from IE or Firefox?

I hear good things, but I’m pretty happy with Firefox…

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Safari

I’m on a mac. Firefox didn’t work well with Facebook on a mac.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not when you're a 15 y.o. girl

I’d say that’s a pretty valid concern in her case

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm twice that old

and it would be a concern for me.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well then

not when you’re a 15 y.o. girl

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's nothing wrong with that

I’m not 15 nor a girl and I’d ditch a browser that didn’t play nice with FB

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I’m glad I’m not alone.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were other issues too

I initially worked with Safari and it was really slow, so I switched to firefox. That was also pretty slow so I switched BACK to Safari and it was magically faster. Then I discovered Chrome and it’s lightning fast.

I love it. But as duck said, I’m 16…I like facebook to work.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

chrome < everything.

no exceptions.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to be a jerk,

but did you mean Chrome > everything?

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

hush I noticed it as soon as I entered it, I was kinda just hoping for it to slip through.
SBNATION: EDIT BUTTON NOW PLEASE

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

I hear you; I hate not being able to edit away my typos. I only asked because it changes the meaning.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google chrome

Were you have to restart your computer to stop hearing herrderrherrderr

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you DON'T!

that’s the beauty of it

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I left that on, I'd murder the next dog I see.

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome doesn't work well with facebook either

I was having all types of problems but then Chrome magically fixed itself yesterday…. sort of like Rosita from Friends.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never had problems with Chrome and FB

on XP, Vista or 7

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah me neither

chat kind of shit the bed a couple times but that’s on facebook, not chome

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a miracle!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use FF for Firebuggy type stuff

everything else is chrome. It’s just so fast.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really lost when it comes to all the song lyrics.

I think I could only participate if there was Weird Al Yankovic week.

And I’m not so sure about that.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't have time for song lyrics

You have a movie to write!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's this?

let’s hear more please

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You haven't heard about our movie script?

It’s the feel good story of the redemption of Nolan Reimold. Although we’ll need him and the Orioles to actually get better if the project is ever going to get off the ground.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I thought maybe he was actually staking his future on an actual movie script or something

like maybe he was taking a huge risk in going to Hollywood and trying to beat the odds. Will Hollywood chew him up and spit him out, leaving him penniless and forcing him to hitchhike cross country a broken man? That’d be interesting to follow. Get to it, EME.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh I like that as well

and what do you mean, ACTUAL movie script? Do you doubt our dedication? If you could see the hours he and I have spent discussing it you might change your tune.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll write a screenplay. I think I'll take it to L.A.

I think I’ll get it done yesterday…

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t change your plans for me
i won’t move to LA
the leaves are falling back east
that’s where i’m gonna stay

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just happy I remembered a relevant lyric

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is everyone so excited to have me penniless, hitchhiking across the country a broken man?

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you'd be a broken man WITH A DREAM!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it's always fun to know someone in that situation

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I would always just be wanting to find a way back to Baltimore anyway.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's an awesome idea

Nicole Kidman should play the crazy girlfriend. Matt Dillon could play Reimold. The central premise of the movie could be the perils of stardom. The movie opens with Kidman having her illicit affair in between clips of Reimold tearing up AAA.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

NK is waaaaaaaaaaay too hot for that

Maggie Gyllenhaal would be perfect. Hotter than average, but not unbelievable hot.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

NK already played the older temptress who ruins the younger man.

see, To Die For

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Matt Dillon would be Moldy's dad, for goodness' sake

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH - COULD be

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. Scott Caan would work for Moldy. Michael Cera MUST make a cameo as Brandon Fahey.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that goes without saying for Cera

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why on earth would Brandon Fahey be in this movie?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bat boy? Who cares. We need Michael Cera to play him.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you, birdman

This is a dealbreaker. Michael Cera MUST play Brandon Fahey.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's OUR movie

We’ll take your advice, sure, but throwing around words like “dealbreaker” is not the way to get acknowledged in our Oscar speech.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you better believe we'll be settling scores in our Oscar speech

It’ll be Michael Jordan at the HOF up in there.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know who we need to find a role for?

zk. Maybe he could be Buck!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the secret hitting coach

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good, since we did want Buck to cameo as himself.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that IS part of the movie?

The big subplot, eh?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The secret hitting coach was not originally part of the movie

I think we’ve just made some modifications though.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,

because then I’ll get no screen time.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Trembley

but play him in an over the top, comical way…. sort of like Capt. Kirk.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't we just cast William Shatner?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Z channeling Shat while playing DT would be perfect

He could make DT the maverick manager who doesn’t play by the books (e.g., “We’re down by four runs, I still want the bunt and run.”) but is loved by players anyways.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I...still want..to BUNT..and run.

Inflection, man!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me to it! ;)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Shat would be the tits.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS.

Totally, this. PLEAAAASE LET ME PLAY DDT.

“You just gotta tip your cap.”

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me my guy didn't run hard!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY GUY WAS SAFE AT FIRST!

AND I WILL CONTINUE TO THINK THAT QUIETLY TO MYSELF HERE ON THE BENCH.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you wanted screen time?

Because Diamond Dave’s role will be minimal. This story is about triumph, not failure.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need a main obstacle to triumph.

Someone who’s holding back Nolan. Either I play DDT or I play Felix Pie.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could be Luke!

We could totally give you a blow out. The resemblance would be uncanny.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

She does have a point...

You could take Nolan out shooting and teach him to turn his life to the path of righteousness – taking a pitch or two.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

At some point, you must utter, “There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere…” At a completely random time would be good.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't make me Harvey Weinstein you

Or Mark Cuban you ala Entourage.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if you don't want

help from one of the few people on this blog who’s actually been employed as a writer, hey, knock yourself out.

/pouts and shuffles away…

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know it took writing talent to demand that Michael Cera be given a role in our film.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIke you could produce this thing yourself

You don’t even know what a gaffer IS!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what we're going to get Barry Levinson and John Waters to help with

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shit, there goes my leverage

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO I'M POLISH

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely played

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've already dicussed getting James to help us.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason I find this incredibly embarrassing to admit

especially since I’ve moved on to other things and gotten other degrees, but

I do have a B.S. in Film.

So, trumped!

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Film? Who uses film?

Join the 21st century, man!

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was actually

Electronic Media & Film

So I got all the bases covered. Even though this was all pre-YouTube, so it might as well be ancient history.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You couldn't be righter.

In the new millennium, with imaging-on-paper now all but extinct, the incoming generation of creative photographers will soon entirely forget the artistry formerly known as “prints.”

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Oct 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

A joke is a terrible thing to waste.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Oct 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

groan

but it’s true. most of my classmates shoot digital, and then show stuff on the shitty projectors.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Oct 13, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the O's win the World Series, our people will get in touch with your people

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

We have everything we need right here.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I at least do the score?

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

after you begged for loud guitars earlier?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would totally fit

And I do have an in-house piano player, trumpet and flute and acoustic and electric guitars available, and my own sound recording equipment.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can play treble clef euphonium

and to a much lesser extent trumpet. We could be something like the CC Players.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got trumpet, alto/tenor saxophone, french horn, and guitars covered

We need a bongo player. Alex Semin comes to mind….

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Woody Harrelson...

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, meant Matthew McConaughey

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away

Reason #5: He literally can’t support himself.

I am far from the first person to observe that he seems to require structural support in every movie poster but it is a truth that needs to be told.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Oct 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cracked.com

is the best thing I’ve found on the internet in the past 12 months

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our people will get in touch with your people after the Orioles win the World Series

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this line.

Let’s keep it fresh without overusing it.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be epic.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing

"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."

by Andrew_G on Oct 13, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, script supervisor

Y’all will need an editor.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Glad to have you on board. That’s actually very close to what we’ve come up with so far, although we think the crazy girlfriend should be a little trashier. Think Pam Anderson.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I think her name was mentioned.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too young

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the drugs make her look older

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is true....

Can you believe she’s just 24? I have t-shirts that are almost that old.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea...she looks deranged as shit now

Plus that blond hair.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, this

She has, like, cigarette smoke wrinkles. And stuff like that. She’s perfect.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're full of criticisms

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the perfect person then

Drea de Matteo ala Andriana from Sopranos.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is so pretty

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

But she'd be perfect

Right age, hot but not Angie Jolie hot, great actress. That’s a perfect pick.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a little late but

no courtney love?

FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee

by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

she can't act

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't bad in The People vs. Larry Flynt

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s fucking weird then. This WaPo review of her recent show at the 9:30 club is one of the most disturbing things I’ve read.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, she's weird, all right

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the main villian?

The crazy ex-girlfriend? Crowley?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

well we don't want to give too much away and have the entire thing stolen from us

But it’ll basically be about Nolan overcoming his struggles, both professionally and personally, and finding love with someone who likes him for who he is, not his stardom.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man vs. self

Internal conflict

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, Brady?

Yeah, I went there.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brady?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please. Like you don't know what I'm referring to.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying Nolan and Brady fall in love?

I do love the gays….but no. I think no.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I say that? I didn't day that.

Nope, never said it…

:)

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose that ties in nicely

with that “every Academy Award-winning movie ever” video from the other day…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahahaha

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH! When did Minor League Splits get taken down?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno; I noticed that yesterday.

I hope it isn’t for too long…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

bummer.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

a few weeks ago

There was a thread about it over on Sickels’ site. Rumor is that it has something to do with MLB wanting to control their info.

It’s very odd to me…sites like that increase interest in the minor leagues, which is great for baseball in general.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Oct 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought their was a court ruling that said

statistical information for games played in public was not copyrightable.

I could be imagining that, though

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'm off Friday.

That makes up for Columbus day.

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I just finished Angry Birds :(

NOW what do I do to kill time?

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Redo all the levels

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I guess I'm not done

But I got 4 stages with 11 levels total. Is there more?

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 & 11 is all there are right now.

But, yeah, you gotta get 3 stars on every board and finish all the Golden Egg levels if you truly want to say you finished.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I feel ahead of the curve for once.

Played Crush the Castle a good year or more ago, I think…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doodle Jump

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So us Android folks

have been making do with a 15-level “Lite” version of Angry Birds for the past few months. But the wait is almost over: the full version is being released for Android this weekend. I really think I’m going to sink several hours into the game this weekend alone.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh thanks for telling me!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took the PSATs today

I hate standardized tests.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I love them

If more of life was multiple choice, i’d be set.

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No doubt

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, true, but the pressure is horrible

Luckily the PSAT does not count unless you’re trying to be a national merit semifinalist, which in Maryland means you have to get a 750 in all three subject, and I’m not going to get that.

Personally I prefer the ACT to the SAT but the PSAT will help me choose whether I want to one or both, depending on what kind of score I get.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Cause you're life is over if you don't get into the right college

Take a breath, enjoy a snack, and listen to some tunes. You’d be amazed how many successful people didn’t go to Ivy League schools. It’s gonna be OK. It’s really gonna be OK.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

until you randomly burst into flames.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that is a chance you take

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

But it’s funny that the guy doling out the advice just misused “you’re.”

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to go to an Ivy League school.

No way…or any of the little Ivy’s for that matter. I really want to go to Skidmore College in upstate NY, and it’s SAT-optional. Of course, then your grades really matter but I’m OK in that department.

I’m listening to some tunes as we speak. God Only Knows by The Beach Boys.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that song.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love most of The Beach Boys stuff

They were amazing. Up there with The Beatles in greatness.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

National merit does almost nothing for you

it doesnt hurt, but it doesnt help much either, aside from that fact you can then say “I was a National Merit semifinalist”, which didn’t exactly do much for impressing the ladies while I was in college or anything.

Oh, and I did better on the actual SAT’s, so don’t sweat it too much if your score isnt what you were hoping for.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah I thought it looked good to colleges

As I said, I may apply to mostly SAT-optional schools anyway.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I wouldnt even bother shelling out the ridonkulous fees for those damn tests if its optional.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have good multiple choice luck.

They would always give you the practice tests where you didn’t even get a question, you were just guessing randomly, and it was supposed to show you the merits of narrowing down to two choices vs. three choices or even four.

Every time I ever did one of those, I guessed more correct with four choices than I did with three, and more correct with three choices than I did with two. It made no sense whatsoever, and yet it happened every time.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small sample size.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

your entire future can be predicted from these results

So take them seriously.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I am, trust me.

I took literally five practice tests for the PSAT, which was silly really because the colleges never see your PSAT scores but oh well. As I said above, I prefer the ACT.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

I knew a guy in high school who did really bad on his PSATs and he’s now a divorced janitor who is known to have episodic bouts of tourettes.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knew a guy in high school who did really bad on his PSATs and you know what happened to him?

He died.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow...

Is that true?

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's nothing

I know a coupla guys who all did poorly – not even terribly, just mediocrely, really – on their PSATs and they all ended up in a Turkish prison while on vacation and were never extradited.

"See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."

by Andrew_G on Oct 13, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's not like they were going to be of benefit to society anyway

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that true?

You can ask him. He’ll give you a long winded answer in between random utterances of curse words. And that guy Stacey mentioned, well, he just burst into flames. I’m yanking your chain but I’m sure you did great. I imagine teachers make the test into a thing of monumental importance but it’s really not a huge deal. Colleges certainly take SATs very seriously so you should take the test seriously but don’t mistake it as any predictor of the great things you’ll be able to do later in life.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

There are a few reasons I like the ACT better:

1) They don’t take off for wrong answers. If you don’t know, guess!
2) It’s less of an intelligence test than it is a knowledge-based test. In other words, it’s more about what you learned in school rather than what you should just know. Honestly, I think that’s a better way for colleges to gauge how you’re going to do in college. If you can get a good grasp on stuff in high school, then you stand a chance of doing well in college. So why do I like it better? Sure, I have a decent vocabulary, but I like the way the ACT makes you think more than the SAT.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

A guessing penalty makes sense though

You shouldn’t be able to gain points when you really don’t know the answer.

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

I don’t really think about it that way because it benefits me to not have a guessing penalty. The point is if it’s a wild guess and you get the answer wrong, you’re not penalized, so you’re not gaining any points. It’s the same thing really if you guess on the SAT and get an answer right. You didn’t know the answer, and you still got it right. It’s not that you gain points on the ACT, you just don’t lose any.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In theory, you don't actually lose points for guessing on the SAT

wrong guesses are weighted so that for every point you would gain from blindly guessing right you will lose for guessing wrong. Not penalizing rewards luck, not ability.

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still like it better

:P I don’t really have a good counter argument so you win.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's more than one answer to these questions

pointing me in crooked line

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

birdman is my hero

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, a knowledge based test really isnt relevant.

Knowing raw intelligence is just as valuable since a lot of you do in high school may not be useful for what you learn in college. If a college wants subject tests, they can require SAT2 exams as well.

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea...I took the ACT and I thought it was totally pointless

No more or less than the SAT, but still worthless.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

tipped your hand too early, friend

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best thing you’ve ever done for me
Is to help me take my life less seriously, it’s only life after all

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

birdman, you are my hero today

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And don't even see the SAT as a good predictor of how well you'll do in college.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salisbury Univ. has gone SAT-optional

No standardized test required for admission. The GPA requirement, though, is quite high.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Fail the PSAT and you’ll fail at life forever.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually found the PSAT harder than the SAT.

And I have no problem with standardized tests… but I don’t get why you can take the SAT seemingly as many times as you want.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the scores have changed since I took them forever ago.

But I really, really wanted to get 1400 on my SATs and ended up taking them three times in my quest. The first time I got 1390, the second time I got 1380, and the third time I got 1390. So I gave up.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I... won't talk about what I got.

I don’t want to give people here more cause to dislike me. :P

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerd

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

and yes, they have changed, since they’ve added a writing section. It’s out of 2400 now. I took it while it was still 1600.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you get 1600?

A kid I went to school with got 1600 and they made him take it again. I hated that kid. Not because he was smart, because he was an ahole.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite.

Guess I’ll say it anyway. 1580, first and only attempt. I’ve always been good at standardized tests, and taking Latin in 7th grade did wonders for my vocabulary.

Weirdly, I got 800 on verbal and 780 on math, even though I’m definitely a math/science guy (now engineer). But whatever.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah, I should've waited.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got 1510 the first time

and now I’m in art school.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Oct 13, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn son.

1510 and 2270 (old SAT and new SAT)

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did get an 800 on the math section both times

And am now an engineer. Not that its engineering math anyways.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My self-esteem is taking a beating reading this thread

I might be the dumbest guy here with a 1380 SAT

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'm shopping for anti-depressants online as we type....

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too...

I literally fell asleep during the Math portion of the exam and the proctor didn’t see fit to wake me. Working a lot during high school probably wasn’t a great idea.

Even worse is my twin sister totally blew my shit out of the water, which did not sit well – I’m really competitive.

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H.L. Mencken

by TerroristFistJab on Oct 14, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was pretty proud of my 1500 a few hours ago

Now it seems like I might not even be top 10 if we got enough responses. Why are we comparing SAT scores again?

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because they directly correlate to your value to society.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly I'm smarter than you for getting an extra 10 points.

I know my freaking analogies and how to calculate perimeters SO much better!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry duck, I only got 1280.

It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. - John Waters

by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you tie your own shoes?

Seriously, we’re a nerdy bunch up in here

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

velcro!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Denard Robinson, is that you?

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

1250 here

took it twice, got the same score each time. It is what it is.

by PhilR8 on Oct 13, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are making me feel stupid.

I only took the SATs once and got a 1200. I was hungover and high though. Only took it because my parents insisted. I knew I wasn’t going to college.

The stache is back!

by Knubles and Bits on Oct 13, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brother got an 800 on the math SAT in 7th grade

He’s a math genius. Verbally…not so much.

I'm back. YAY SUMMER!

by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha...well to be honest

Its all stuff I learned in algebra I/II and geometry anyways. Involves absolutely no calculus or anything you’d take in high school.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him/her feel great about his/herself

And then let him/her continue to think he/she’s all that for taking a course that really isn’t that much harder than what you’d get at your own school.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I thought about it for a minute

I realized it wasn’t that advanced but his homework…shit was just off the wall hard looking

FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he'll be home doing homework

while you’re breaking into Dad’s liquor cabinet and getting the phone numbers of cute girls. So, who’s the winner? Not him.

"Walk not down that road, I cannot tell you where it goes. Ask me no more questions - some things you're not meant to know." - The Sword

by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll drink to that

KIDDING

FREE LAVELLE HAWKINS
I <3 Pat McAfee

by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am drinking to that.

Although I’m still not getting the numbers of cute girls :-(

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you get any ugly girls numbers, at least?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well he attended UVA...

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugly girls are people too!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story.

I’m pretty sure the ugly girls on the Metro wouldn’t talk either. But there is always that cute one….who just happens to freakin be engaged.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And its not my fault anyways.

Orange liners are kinda rude in the morning.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's because in the morning people are tired

and miserable because they have to go to work. Nobody wants to talk in the morning.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

pshhh

Poor excuse. I hate going to work in the morning too, but I can at least be friendly enough to say good morning.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

not me

I’m a bitch in the morning.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sure just the morning?

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're mean

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just trying to overcompensate

for the fact you have empirical evidence you’re smarter than me

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want to feel better about yourself?

How many times have you told me to write in word and not in the SBN editor? Well I didn’t listen to you and I accidentally hit refresh and just lost like four paragraphs.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, now I feel better

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point I'm so annoyed that I'm just going to finish it tomorrow

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda played football

:D
mostly kidding

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shoot Vuff beat me to it

It’s out 2400 now because of the idiotic writing section. They’re really going to gauge how competent you are at writing by giving 20 minutes to write a one page essay (roughly)? It’s ridiculous. In fact, a lot of colleges are just throwing out the writing score because it’s so stupid to make students do that.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it's a terrible addition.

Writing under time pressure is perhaps the stupidest thing you do in high school, regardless of the class it’s for.

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree!

20 minutes? Really? I can sort of deal with an hour, but even then it’s bad. I’m glad colleges realize the stupidity of the writing section. I mean, I’m very good verbally but I can’t write a good essay in 20 minutes. I don’t know anyone who can. I got high scores in verbal on the practice tests, but my math scores were only slightly above average. I’m not good at math, but all I need to do is get really good verbal scores and a decent score in math and I’m OK. I have good grades, so that’s not a problem.

The best thing about being severely ADHD is extended time on standardized tests.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because college NEVER make you do that....

I thought the addition made perfect sense. I had to write timed essays in philosophy, English, history, psychology, sociology and numerous other classes all the time in college.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's dumb there, too.

If I ever had to do it, it was only during freshman year. But it makes a lot more sense to be used to it if you’re majoring in something involving lots of writing, sure.

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did very little timed writing in journalism classes, believe it or not

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, really?

Well, you know what I mean. A major in which you’ll have a broad array of humanities/liberal arts classes.

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Write lots.

It is by no means judged on how well you write. Judged mostly on length and key words.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m good at that.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, it's easy to write a good essay

Tell ‘em what your going to tell them: Write a solid thesis statement “The progressive policy of free silver held the most benefit for the overall economy in 1898” and list three reasons why that’s true and one reason why opponents of your thesis suck.

Tell ’em: Then write those paragraphs, using the sentences you wrote in the intro graf as your topic sentence for each body paragraph

Tell ’em what you told them: Write a conclusion paragraph that shows you proved what you said you would prove.

And never you “I think that.” Ever.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...but that's not how they grade it!

My score was just fine and I didn’t even stay on topic. I just wrote a ton. The GRE was even worse. I didn’t even answer the question and I got a great score on the writing section.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right,

but in 20 minutes? I had trouble with 45 minutes for a standard ~5-paragraph essay; 20 minutes is absurd.

(And yeah, I’m an engineer, but I’m a pretty good writer, as long as we’re not talking creative writing.)

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I consider myself to be a very good writer

But I am very slow. I never understood why speed was considered an asset when it comes to such a skill.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I don't know what that has to do with college

I can be fast if I need to be, but it’s all about time management, which is one of the things you learn in college.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, time management.

All too often synonymous with “learning the exact limits of your ability to recover from procrastination.”

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shutter at my writing here

but I am a slow as shit as well. I’m very envious of people who can write fast and well. Titov, in particular, is an excellent writer around here.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't even remember what I got

but 1380 sounds about right…wow. I took that test once and have completely blocked the experience from my memory. It was never a big deal to me, I guess.

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by Andrew_G on Oct 13, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

cloooser I am fiiiine yeah.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, Stacey, well done.

And I’m just jealous because my best English and Math together was about 10 points below you. Of course, they did recalibrate the English section in the early ‘90s, and I’d have passed you with that…

:)

I’m sure ZK crushed us both for best SAT score by a head honcho. Damn, I’d be 3rd outta 3. That sucks.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

statistical fluke

680 verbal, 680 math. I still have no idea how I did so well on math or so poorly on verbal.

But hey, in 3 hours I was able to compensate for 3 years of being a lazy slug.

Hell no, it wasn’t fair, but by my calculations the basic unfairness of the universe runs about 80-20 against me, so I’m not giving it back.

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

complete opposite for me...

I got 690 on both, but I got a 780 on the math section of the PSAT… I should have taken the SAT’s again, but I got a 720 on the SAT2 math, and history… and a 650 in the writing one I think. Either way I took all of those SAT2’s specifically because UVa wanted them… and they still wait listed me (bastards!) Now I get back at them by rooting against them in sports.

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by tflach2 on Oct 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't crush you.

just eked ahead of you.

1410. 670V 740M.

And fuck anyone who feels it’s necessary to bash Ivy League schools. cough DCO’sfan cough.

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by zknower on Oct 14, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

also,

I taught for Princeton Review for four years: SAT, PSAT, GRE, and LSAT. Once you learn test-taking techniques, it all seems so ridonkulous. I mean, I trained to teach LSAT, and then went and took the test and got a 41 (under the old scoring) despite no real interest in law and no previous prep for it.

Fun fact: me and Mrs. zk met at TPR.

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by zknower on Oct 14, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, bashing Ivy League schools is MY job

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by duck on Oct 14, 2010 6:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i hate those latte sipping, pinko commies.

I've been playing baseball since I was six years old, so that's 40 years I've been on a baseball field and around a baseball field, and so our opinions are formulated through facts, not fiction, not their little chat room jargon.

by birdman on Oct 14, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because the SAT actually matters for college

And they want to give you the best chance of doing well. It’s nice.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but if you want to point to an example of where kids with more money get an advantage in college admissions…

I can see one mulligan if you totally bomb, but taking it 5 times and bumping your score up ~20 points each time just shows you’re adjusting to the test, not that the higher score is your… true talent level.

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I couldn't adjust, then :(

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh,

it’s not like standardized test-taking is a useful skill once you’re out of the world of academia.

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by Vuff on Oct 13, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took it twice

I think my score actually just went down slightly.

by kba26 on Oct 13, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just took the PSAT this morning

shit was easy as anything, I’m pretty sure I got nothing wrong on the math section.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

bully for you

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The math was hard.

But I suck at math. I probably aced the verbal…but I didn’t really want to say that.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we had the same test

(which we probably did) then i got kinda jammed on the last 2 questions of the sentence correction thing. they looked just fine to me.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember exactly

But I think one of them was no error and one of them was wrong. I’m good at that stuff because I’m a creative writer and I have to work on proper grammar, vocabulary and all that jazz for my stories. I’ve been working on my verbal strength for five or six years (not for the SAT, of course, that’s crazy), so it comes easy for me. Math is a liability for me, so I just try and do my best and a decent B in a math course is perfectly fine with me.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad was a writer for the sun

so it’s kinda my thing too, but picking out why one sentence is “less good” than another is just bullshit in my opinion.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Barbie.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't do amazing on the PSAT and totally dominated the SAT

The two tests aren’t remotely related. Math section on the SAT was easier IMO. If you didn’t miss anything on the PSAT, you should be set for the SAT.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because you take the SAT later in Junior year

So you have more math under your belt.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, I actually had the same level of math.

Kinda weird situation, but I was in calc I during sophomore year when I took the PSAT. When I took the SAT in early junior year, I was in calc II, but we were still doing the calc I recap for everyone that didn’t already have any calc experience.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my brother was taking Calc in middle schoool or 9th grade...I don't remember which

Magnet schools since elementary school will allow for that.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's crazy

I don’t even think they would have let me take calc in MS even if I tried. Not that I would have wanted to. Much happier being the slacker.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol you went to UVA so you must not have been that bad.

He wants to do that stuff. He’s taking junior and senior level courses at Union College because he’s already learned all the freshman and sophmore stuff.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 14, 2010 6:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

calc huh?

i have geo 2. that’s weird.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea....don't think we had geo 2

I took geo 1 though.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

PRE sat… noobie

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Oct 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SATs and whatnot are easy

Relax.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snippets from Indigo Girls' Closer to Fine

should be placed inside a magic ball. For example, “Dear magic 8 ball, will I find someone a spouse who truly cares for me?” {shake magic 8 ball} “He never did marry or see a B-grade movie.” “Dear magic 8 ball, Will the Orioles ever win the World Series?” {shake magic 8 ball} “Well darkness has a hunger that’s insatiable. And lightness has a call that’s hard to hear.”

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by birdman on Oct 13, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna save this thread to see how I compare a few years down the road.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone here about the miners?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Tehe.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't coach 'em. Can't play with 'em. Can't win with 'em.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beth Mowins

is like the female Cris Collinsworth.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Man vs. Food is in B-more. On the Travel Channel right now.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Catching up on UFC Unleashed

Watching BJ Penn beat up Sean Sherk pretty good

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cecil Co. getting some love. Steak & Main in North East! Woot!

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by PBR me ASAP! on Oct 13, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caps game gets first priority

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Caps are Lucy and teh football to me

I’ve invested too many years, thinking THIS was the year they’d win the cup, just to have the football pulled away. I’ll follow from a distance this year.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some fan you are.

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can't do it

The Caps: Losing to hot goaltenders in the playoffs for 23 years!

I just can’t do it anymore.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

May I suggest a new team?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you start, penguin boy

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the immortal words of Monsters, Inc.

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE!

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh stop whining

you think the Os are the only black hole of suck team that hasn’t won since ’83???

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by sluggo 2.0 on Oct 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the difference is ovechkin

who do we got?

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Switch Hitting Jesus

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me finish that for you

did not have the impact ovechkin did in his first two seasons.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

season and a half

whatever

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

but he has Potential.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's put it this way

if Wieters were the Ovechkin of baseball, he’d have made the All-Star team and finished 3rd in the majors in home runs last year.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Orioles would have made the playoffs

yea i know Ovechkin is brilliant.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a tough comparison to make in the first place

but for absurdity’s sake, we’ll go ahead and wonder.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Two completely different sports that require different skills. Also i think the Capital compliment Ovechkin better.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that line.

Then again, it’s last on Pixar movie power ankings.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a crime

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Whose number 1?

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walle

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hated that movie

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you hate that?

Before the humans came in, it managed to tell a great story without any dialog other then “Walleeeeeee” and “Eveeee”

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not know.

There was just something about it. Maybe it was the lack of dialog or maybe it was all the lazy massively fat humans.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

best movie ever

like i actually loved it

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

MI is my fave Pixar flick

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have not seen that in a long time.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

All with the two other Toy Story movies tied for a close second. My number three is Up, no question. I’ve never heard of another animated movie that can make you cry within the first ten minutes. Brilliant.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 14, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw all of the Pixar movies, except for Finding Nemo, this summer. My favorites were Toy Story(ies, I don’t want to rank any of them individually), Up, The Incredibles. I don’t understand all of the hoopla over Wall-E. I found the first 40 minutes boring and the “romance” between Wall-E and Eve uninteresting and, well, robotic. So my list goes:

Toy Stories
Up (very close with Toy Stories)
Incredibles
Ratatouille (3 and 4 are very close)
Monsters
Cars
Bug’s Life (equally enjoyed these three)
Wall-E (it’s ok)

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by birdman on Oct 14, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Bug's Life was nice the second time around because I was a lot older

I watched it with my four year olds at camp. Pixar has so much to offer for adults, teenagers and kids, but I got some of the more “mature” jokes this time and it was entertaining. Of course, I was also covering a little girl’s eyes every time the grasshoppers came on.

The Toy Stories are just amazing and I personally think it will stand as one of the best trilogies in Hollywood history. Up is so emotional and beautiful. I think it’s Pixar’s most emotionally-charged and serious work yet, although Toy Story 3 was pretty damn close.

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by DCO'sfan on Oct 14, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm, my list...

Up
The Incredibles
Monsters, Inc.
Toy Stories (haven’t seen 3)
Finding Nemo / A Bug’s Life (tied)
Cars

Haven’t seen Wall-E or Ratatouille (just haven’t gotten around to them yet). I might’ve rated A Bug’s Life higher if it weren’t basically a remake of Seven Samurai.

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by Vuff on Oct 15, 2010 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Ratatouille

I cannot get over rats being chefs. I just can’t. It’s disgusting.

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by Stacey on Oct 15, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vastly underrated then

In my Top 10 all-time regardless of genre. That movie is amazing.

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by duck on Oct 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is amazing

Although when i was little the one evil monster dude scared me.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randall.

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea him

and that Spider boss guy.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is CC still about the orioles or is it now a blog on Ben Folds lyrics?

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it seems to me if you can't trust

you can’t be trusted

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by twistedlogic on Oct 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess a lot of people can't be trusted.

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

See the title

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess from now till March we are all about Ben Folds

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the week.

i want a Metallica week but SOME PEOPLE don’t seem to think they deserve it.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that idea

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Tech N9ne

so underrated. him and DMX need more love overall.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that idea

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by MudDawg on Oct 13, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll slip one in around January

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by duck on Oct 14, 2010 6:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

what would you like us to talk about?

We have an entire post about shortstops, we’ve talked baseball in this thread. It’s October and the Orioles are sitting at home. No moves are being made, nothing is happening with the team.

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by Stacey on Oct 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're just really into Ben Folds right now.

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by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

anybody know some good substitutes for eye black?

i’ve got a pretty huge game tomorrow and I could just really use some.

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by danielreese05 on Oct 13, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Black paint?

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 13, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eye blue?

You could be like Felix in his Cubs days.

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by Eat More Esskay on Oct 13, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Black electrical tape

tattoos in the shape of eye black
two black eyes
mascara

ok, thats all I’ve got.

by typozzz on Oct 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

sunglasses?

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by daveh873 on Oct 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

a leather glove.

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by zknower on Oct 14, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

and the ability to use it

Just remember, eye black does ZERO good unless you’re wearing a hat. Thank you, Mythbusters

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by duck on Oct 14, 2010 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I remember that.

"When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." - Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Oct 14, 2010 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

turns out we're rained out

gee i would’ve never guessed. does it work if you wear a visor?

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by danielreese05 on Oct 14, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Visor works, too

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by duck on Oct 15, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

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