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Happy Thanksgiving! Let's all be thankful for Jake Arrieta

Does your family have a Thanksgiving tradition that's different than most? My family in western Maryland, in addition to turkey and other traditional Thanksgiving eats, also makes Hog Maw. It'll no doubt seem weird to some of you, but trust me, it is delicious. 

I hope everyone has a lovely holiday.

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -JFK

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I'm pretty thankful for that Blingee

That thing is awesome!

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 9:17 AM EST reply actions  

His pilgrim hat is my favorite part.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Lemme guess, waywardo made it.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

um, no

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 9:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kids, I swear. Whaddya gonna do?

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Really?

He so good at blingees i thought he made it.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

BSF, let me take that shovel from your hands so you'll stop digging...

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

If wayward had made it

I would have given him credit. That’s the appropriate thing to do.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 10:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It's a lost cause, Stacey

Until you type

I don’t think he’s goijng to get it.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm totally not goijng to get it.

However, I am going to get it.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE correcting a typo?

That is rich.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm a wiseass, what can I say?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

A wiseass who's messing with all three people who can ban you.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

That's mine, too

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Turkey Day

Got the 35 pound bird in the oven for the 20 people coming over. Just finished Planes, Trains and Automobiles – best Thanksgiving movie ever.

by Philly O's on Nov 25, 2010 9:42 AM EST reply actions  

We tend to stick with the classics

Turkey, football, arguing until someone cries

by kba26 on Nov 25, 2010 10:18 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

ahahaha

The “Thanksgiving Argument” is a tradition whenever our family gets together.

Mrs. zk and i are hosting an orphans’ TG this year. Our only traditions are that she always makes a killer apple pie and I always make upside-down pumpkin cheesecake with a graham pecan crust.

In what I hope will become a new tradition, I made jalapeño bacon cornbread for the first time. We’ll see.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Spiced Pumpkin Cheesecake

Made exactly as described, except I serve it upside-down.

Pretty easy to make if you want to try it, and ridiculously delicious. It freezes well, so we wind up eating cheesecake into December sometimes.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Like, real orphans, not just people without nearby family?

On an orphan-relate note, this was one of the funniest things I read all election season.

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, duck.

We invite over Oliver Twist and Pippi Longstocking.

That IS a funny link. Who says the Shore has no sense of humor?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Tell Pippi I said hi

and tell Oliver to get a job already, that damn slacker.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve lived in western Maryland for most of my life and I’ve never eaten hog maw, and plan on keeping it that way

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Nov 25, 2010 10:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

What's that?

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

high school game.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Loyola v. Calvert Hall

it’s on ABC. if Loyola weren’t so awful we might have won the conference this year.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Not on my ABC channel, it's not.

Why in the world are two high schools playing a non-playoff game now? It’s basketball and wrestling season!

If I was a winter sports coach at those schools, I’d be beyond pissed my kids miss 2 weeks of practice for a meaningless football game.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

It's stupid, that's all

And I was a HS head coach at age 26, and I’d have been pissed, then, too. And that’s well before my “Get Off My Lawn!” days.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

well

the news channel, whatever that is, it just says ABC I really have no clue. anyway, it’s a tradition that they play on Thanksgiving because they have “the best rivalry in the area” and we don’t have playoffs. but yeah, from what I hear it’s a total bummer to have to practice for an extra two weeks.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait, MIAA doesn't have playoffs?

COMMUNISTS! We must have a winner!

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

See: Bowl Championship Series

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

best record in conference gets the title. unfortunately, our long snapper decided to shit the bed against CHC so we’re not gonna win it this year which is really fucked up because for the first time in awhile we beat Good Counsel and Dematha in the same year…

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

*Best PRIVATE schools in MD

FTFY

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

both are public...GC was 9 in the country at one point this year.

you think we couldn’t hang with Old Mill or whoever it was that won the public school championship?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

No, they're definitely private.

but they are both consistently some of the best high school football teams in the country, public or private.

by kba26 on Nov 25, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

I thought they were public. well, in any case, they have some damn good teams every year and we beat em both. badly.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats supposed to say state

though dematha is periodically on national lists

by kba26 on Nov 25, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah was GC this year

they were on ESPN when they went to play St. X in Ohio.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Do the pick 'em pool picks lock for all three games or just one game at a time?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

or maybe not, since it's showing everyone's picks for the detroit-new england game but nothing else

I always thought it was all games for the day lock 1 hour before the first game of the day

by kba26 on Nov 25, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

that's what the system tells me.

each day’s games are due an hour before first game. weird that it’s only showing the first one.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

is the Pats Lions game a trap game?

I have an extremely hard time believing that the Lions can pull this one off but my gut says that the Pats are liable to totally screw with me today.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

no

the lions are going to get their clocks cleaned.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

More than 7.5 points?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. definitely.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The betting folks have it at -110

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

um

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's my one and only T-Day link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7ujUJCIdE&feature=player_embedded

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:41 AM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving, Birdland.

Mine may be awkward as hell because my family has collectively decided to go crazy in the last week. We’re usually a rather boring lot so this is peculiar. Though with the way things are going I’m expecting to find my normally straight-laced cousins with dyed hair and piercings everywhere, because that is about the only thing that could shock me more.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen...

Smith Island cupcakes.

Now THAT’S a cupcake.

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by duck on Nov 25, 2010 11:57 AM EST reply actions  

smith island cake

is so good.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Nov 25, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yet another link...

Sounds like “BAD DECISION!” made it into the new reboot of NBA Jam

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

don’t post much, but lurk very often, I really enjoy visiting here. No where else on the web do you find the sort of discussion that you find here. Stacey and the gang do a bang-up job with this site, and I’m thankful for all of their efforts.

You also don’t find Jake Arrieta .gif’s anywhere else on the web, that’s pretty crucial obv.

by cjatud2012 on Nov 25, 2010 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks for the kind words!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 12:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

One more ABSOLUTE MUST share T-Day link

“As God as my witness, ”http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away" target="new">I thought turkeys could fly…"

It’s the full episode, but it’s pretty funny throughout.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

love that episode!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I screwed up the link :(

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah freak me.

I have the flu. On Thanksgiving too of all days

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 25, 2010 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

:(

feel better. rest, fluids, bourbon.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny story about that!

I was in school when I had a sinus infection and I was coughing non-stop. After one of my coughing fits in science class my teacher turns to me and says, “You know, a little whiskey and honey will cure that.”

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

your teacher was right. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

I had to be put on anti-biotics.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

But I’m 17 so bourbon is kind of a no-no

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 25, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ehhhh

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Nov 25, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy thanksgiving everyone!

I hope you have a meaningful meal(s) with family and friends, no matter how dysfunctional they may be (am I speaking for myself?)

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 12:42 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to all

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 25, 2010 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

ok it's 1250 and the family is starting to arrive

I’m guessing it’ll be less than a half hour before I’m asked:

1. Do you have a boyfriend?
2. When are you getting married?
3. How about babies? Where are the babies? You’re not getting any younger!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 12:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

ahahaha

That sounds so cliched, I didn’t know families actually got into that conversation.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me, it happens

I’m the oldest cousin other than my brother and the only one not married with multiple children. Once I hit my late twenties without getting knocked up there started to be rumors of my lesbianism. It’s an entirely different world here.

My regular family doesn’t say stuff like that, although my mom does give me the sad eyes when I say I’m not having kids.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure there was a stretch in my early 20s where my parents thought I was gay.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's your key indicator

If they ever start saying stuff like “we’ll love you no matter what.” Just like, apropos of nothing.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

I had the same roommate for four years up until just over a year ago, and apparently that’s when the gay rumors started. This side of the family couldn’t fathom the idea of two girls living together in the big city as being anything other than lesbians.

Once my grandfather said to me, “Where’s your friend?” And I was like, “Who?” “Your friend. Your roommate. If you ever want to bring her to any family events, it’s fine with me.” It was actually kind of sweet in a way.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Aww, that is sweet.

Well, in a way, like you said. :)

Unrelated to relatives suspecting you are gay, my grandmother is for some reason unable to bring herself to say “girlfriend” or “boyfriend” to any of us. All she says is “friend” and it’s always confusing. I think it’s her way of saying she hasn’t liked any of the assorted SOs of her grandchildren that she has met over the years.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I ha no idea

how much grief getting married at 23 would save me…

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This from my mother when I turned 33

“you better hurry up and get married. I think you are starting to lose your hair.”

by typozzz on Nov 25, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here

They accuse me on a daily basis of being so secretive and whatnot about that.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

I had fun messing with my mom.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 25, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you could always go with

1. yes
2. tomorrow
3. 8 months

And then say you are moving to birdland and won’t be seen again.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 25, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

haha that would make the day more interesting.

Maybe I’ll just make up outlandish lies all day.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

a friend of ours did that to Mrs. zk at her 15th HS reunion

He arrived beforehand, and went around telling everyone, “J___ is pregnant, but she doesn’t want anyone to know. So don’t bring it up with her.” She wasn’t pregnant, of course.

So all night long, people were coming up to her and hugging her saying “Congratulations!” And she’d say, “what for?”, and they’d say, “It’s okay, David told me. I won’t tell anyone. Mum’s the word!” and wink at her.

It took her half the night to figure out what the hell was going on.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I am glad I don't get this stuff.

I am the oldest cousin on both sides and I have never heard this. Although maybe it doesn’t kick in til you’re 30 or something. One time my aunt said to me, “Don’t worry, your time will come,” but that was just regarding marriage. Nobody ever has made comments about kids.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys do have a bit of a time advantage in the whole virility/fertility department.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 25, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Larry King has 3-year-old twins. It’s gross.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NO FUCKIN WAY

that guys got one foot in the grave, how the hell does that work?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You really don't know? Maybe you could have a sitdown with your folks and they could explain

Just joking. I’m a smart ass today because my cooking is coming along pretty good so far. Happy Turkey Day to all.

by DJAY on Nov 25, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's also called

People ask men about careers and sports, but women obviously all have baby fever.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And it's ALSO called Larry King is disgusting but for some reason people keep marrying him.

And honestly, what woman in her right mind would want to have kids with a dinosaur?!

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

A dinosaur with a rather large inheritance to bestow upon someone, one has to assume

And that makes the rest of it a lot more clear.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I was thinking that after I posted it.

But pardon me for this image, fornicating with a dinosaur is cringe-worthy.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

Maybe 90 trillion?

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 25, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably closer to the truth

but only carbon dating will tell us for sure. We’ll need a DNA sample, though.

by DJAY on Nov 25, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Carbon dating wouldn't work for omeone around since before the universe

and before hydrogen, helioum, carbon, and specific carbon isotopes that are used in carbon dating,

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Nov 25, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea....I've already been asked three times if I have a girlfriend already.

It sucks.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No boyfriend/marriage questions for me yet

But I did get one babies question. Barf.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Haha...well I haven't gotten that one yet

But the girlfriend question sucks.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

make one up

Make her fabulous.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

My extended family thinks I do this already.

My last long-term GF lived in Ohio and though we were together for a while, it wasn’t long enough that we had an “alternate holidays” schedule – so I was here on Thanksgiving and she was there, and then I had my grandmother asking about “your friend” and only met her once.

Said ex-GF didn’t like my family because we weren’t dysfunctional enough. I think she was intimidated by a family where nobody had gotten divorced and everyone got along with their in-laws.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately my uncle knew that Scarlett Johansson is already married

Probably should find somebody single if I’m going to make that up

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

this is awesome

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddly, nobody ever asks me this either.

I think this is because my family swaps gossip regularly so my mom and dad have already told everybody all of my business that they know about.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing about this side of the family

Is that I only ever see them on Thanksgiving. So they never remember anything about me but still feel the need to ask invasive questions. Today one of them asked me if I was still waiting tables. I haven’t waited tables since 2004.

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by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Nishioka

Any word on who won the posting for that guy? It looks like the Orioles weren’t interested. Izturis is priceless I suppose.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 25, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Yea...I wasn't going to start him in fantasy, but glad I did.

Helping my centsports account too.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I need him for

I went all in on the Pats. seemed like a lock. turned out to be a TARP GAME

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And there he goes again.

My fantasy team loves him.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoulda kept my parlay with the over on points and the spread.

Just went with the moneyline for far less money.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Right?

Glad I started him. 22.30 points and it’s not even sunday

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 25, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Dinner on the Shore...

Homemade dumplings FTW!

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

Looks awesome, duck!

Enjoy!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

T minus 3-1/2 hours

almost done with the cooking. almost.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

I hate that centsports takes all day to process bets

Even a 1230 game doesn’t get processed in time for the 415 game.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

wow. NOBODY picked Dallas. At home on Thanksgiving.

I thought I would be an outlier.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 25, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

The way Dallas has played all year?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

after the coaching change,

they had two straight games that they won by 13 or more against NY (a decent team) and Detroit (a not very good team). And the Saints have had an up-and-down year.

Don’t get me wrong, the Saints were favored for good reason, but I figured a number of people would drink the flavor aid and go for the “Dallas has momentum” thing. And as it turns out, they’d have been right if Dallas hadn’t blown the game.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 26, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Everything is quiet

Doubled up w/ hosting Thanksgiving dinner and a birthday party for my niece. Chaos, Inc. Everyone’s gone now. Kiddies are napping. O’s aren’t losing but unfortunately, the Bengals soon will be. Alas, all’s well.

by Fahrenheit 451 on Nov 25, 2010 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving from the Big Onion, where we had turkey in sour cream sauce, Italian veggies, jello w/ fruit chunks floating in it...

plus Nina’s first attempt at punkin pie — which actually worked out pretty well (though the whipped cream surely helped).

And somehow it’s always kinda special to have a real homey holiday when for the 10 million people around you it’s just Thursday.

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by Titov on Nov 25, 2010 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

I am thankful for Peter Angleos

Without him screwing up the organization we wouldn’t have Buck, Matusz, and The Chosen One

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 25, 2010 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

My pumpkin pies are now in the oven.

zk, I may have to try making that cheesecake of yours sometime… sounds amazing.

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by Vuff on Nov 25, 2010 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

it's really killer.

went over very well tonight. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 26, 2010 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

wow

Cowboys and Saints. who woulda called that one being so close? some damn good games today.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Yea...glad I didn't bet on the spread.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost bet on the Saints

but then decided that Jets > Bungles was a safer bet with the way the Boys have been playing since Phillips got canned.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Why even bother to bet on the Jets?

Its -500.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh....always a risk on the off chance that you lose

Usually isn’t worth the risk.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet

Fedor Emelienenko when he was -1800 under dr’s theory…

and he lost.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 25, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I did make a buck and a half on the Pats

after betting $5 on them to win.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 25, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I did too

Although Detroit had me on edge for a while. I don’t usually bet on teams over like -250 because the risk isn’t worth it.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone watching Texas-Texas am?

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Yea. Good game so far.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 25, 2010 11:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Go make your pick 'em pool picks

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the pink hat chick?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't get any boyfriend questions either, when this year I could also say yes

It’s like they know to only ask that question when they can give you a pitying look afterward.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 26, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

oh and bully for you

I got that question three times and I’m single…..all the stupid responses you get when you actually admit your still single.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hog Maw

Hey; that’s great. I’m from York County and we do Hog Maw too. I suspect that it’s not considered too weird by people up here.

by bakely on Nov 26, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

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