Turkey Day Open Thread
Happy Thanksgiving! Let's all be thankful for Jake Arrieta.
Does your family have a Thanksgiving tradition that's different than most? My family in western Maryland, in addition to turkey and other traditional Thanksgiving eats, also makes Hog Maw. It'll no doubt seem weird to some of you, but trust me, it is delicious.
I hope everyone has a lovely holiday.
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -JFK
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Since my grandma is a snow bird, me and my cousins would get our Hanukkah present on Thanksgiving.
So that’s our tradition.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 9:03 AM EST reply actions
I'm pretty thankful for that Blingee
That thing is awesome!
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
His pilgrim hat is my favorite part.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
Lemme guess, waywardo made it.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
um, no
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 9:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Kids, I swear. Whaddya gonna do?
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Really?
He so good at blingees i thought he made it.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
BSF, let me take that shovel from your hands so you'll stop digging...
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
I thought the kids helped the old people, not the other way around.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
If wayward had made it
I would have given him credit. That’s the appropriate thing to do.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 10:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's a lost cause, Stacey
Until you type

I don’t think he’s goijng to get it.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
I'm totally not goijng to get it.
However, I am going to get it.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE correcting a typo?
That is rich.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
the irony is certainly not lost on this guy
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
I'm a wiseass, what can I say?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
A wiseass who's messing with all three people who can ban you.
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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
That's mine, too
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Happy Turkey Day
Got the 35 pound bird in the oven for the 20 people coming over. Just finished Planes, Trains and Automobiles – best Thanksgiving movie ever.
We tend to stick with the classics
Turkey, football, arguing until someone cries
by kba26 on Nov 25, 2010 10:18 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
ahahaha
The “Thanksgiving Argument” is a tradition whenever our family gets together.
Mrs. zk and i are hosting an orphans’ TG this year. Our only traditions are that she always makes a killer apple pie and I always make upside-down pumpkin cheesecake with a graham pecan crust.
In what I hope will become a new tradition, I made jalapeño bacon cornbread for the first time. We’ll see.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
that pumpkin cheesecake thing sounds heavenly
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Made exactly as described, except I serve it upside-down.
Pretty easy to make if you want to try it, and ridiculously delicious. It freezes well, so we wind up eating cheesecake into December sometimes.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
nothing wrong with cheesecake in December
I love cheesecake.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Like, real orphans, not just people without nearby family?
On an orphan-relate note, this was one of the funniest things I read all election season.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Yes, duck.
We invite over Oliver Twist and Pippi Longstocking.
That IS a funny link. Who says the Shore has no sense of humor?
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Tell Pippi I said hi
and tell Oliver to get a job already, that damn slacker.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
I’ve lived in western Maryland for most of my life and I’ve never eaten hog maw, and plan on keeping it that way
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
by getxstoked on Nov 25, 2010 10:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions
anybody watching the Turkey Bowl?
fuckin embarrassing.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
What's that?
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
high school game.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Loyola v. Calvert Hall
it’s on ABC. if Loyola weren’t so awful we might have won the conference this year.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Not on my ABC channel, it's not.
Why in the world are two high schools playing a non-playoff game now? It’s basketball and wrestling season!
If I was a winter sports coach at those schools, I’d be beyond pissed my kids miss 2 weeks of practice for a meaningless football game.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
GET OFF MY LAWN
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
It's stupid, that's all
And I was a HS head coach at age 26, and I’d have been pissed, then, too. And that’s well before my “Get Off My Lawn!” days.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
well
the news channel, whatever that is, it just says ABC I really have no clue. anyway, it’s a tradition that they play on Thanksgiving because they have “the best rivalry in the area” and we don’t have playoffs. but yeah, from what I hear it’s a total bummer to have to practice for an extra two weeks.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, MIAA doesn't have playoffs?
COMMUNISTS! We must have a winner!
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
See: Bowl Championship Series
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
yeah
best record in conference gets the title. unfortunately, our long snapper decided to shit the bed against CHC so we’re not gonna win it this year which is really fucked up because for the first time in awhile we beat Good Counsel and Dematha in the same year…
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
**who aren't in conference opponents but are considered the best in MD every year
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
*Best PRIVATE schools in MD
FTFY
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
both are public...GC was 9 in the country at one point this year.
you think we couldn’t hang with Old Mill or whoever it was that won the public school championship?
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
No, they're definitely private.
but they are both consistently some of the best high school football teams in the country, public or private.
really?
I thought they were public. well, in any case, they have some damn good teams every year and we beat em both. badly.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
yeah was GC this year
they were on ESPN when they went to play St. X in Ohio.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
**so was**
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Do the pick 'em pool picks lock for all three games or just one game at a time?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
or maybe not, since it's showing everyone's picks for the detroit-new england game but nothing else
I always thought it was all games for the day lock 1 hour before the first game of the day
that's what the system tells me.
each day’s games are due an hour before first game. weird that it’s only showing the first one.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
is the Pats Lions game a trap game?
I have an extremely hard time believing that the Lions can pull this one off but my gut says that the Pats are liable to totally screw with me today.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
no
the lions are going to get their clocks cleaned.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
More than 7.5 points?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
yes. definitely.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
The betting folks have it at -110
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
this game is already making me nervous
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
um

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Here's my one and only T-Day link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7ujUJCIdE&feature=player_embedded
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Happy Thanksgiving, Birdland.
Mine may be awkward as hell because my family has collectively decided to go crazy in the last week. We’re usually a rather boring lot so this is peculiar. Though with the way things are going I’m expecting to find my normally straight-laced cousins with dyed hair and piercings everywhere, because that is about the only thing that could shock me more.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen...
Now THAT’S a cupcake.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Yet another link...
Sounds like “BAD DECISION!” made it into the new reboot of NBA Jam
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone
don’t post much, but lurk very often, I really enjoy visiting here. No where else on the web do you find the sort of discussion that you find here. Stacey and the gang do a bang-up job with this site, and I’m thankful for all of their efforts.
You also don’t find Jake Arrieta .gif’s anywhere else on the web, that’s pretty crucial obv.
Thanks for the kind words!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 12:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
One more ABSOLUTE MUST share T-Day link
“As God as my witness, ”http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away" target="new">I thought turkeys could fly…"
It’s the full episode, but it’s pretty funny throughout.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
love that episode!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
I screwed up the link :(
http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-away
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Ah freak me.
I have the flu. On Thanksgiving too of all days
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:(
feel better. rest, fluids, bourbon.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Funny story about that!
I was in school when I had a sinus infection and I was coughing non-stop. After one of my coughing fits in science class my teacher turns to me and says, “You know, a little whiskey and honey will cure that.”
Where are my shoelaces?
your teacher was right. :)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Thanks
But I’m 17 so bourbon is kind of a no-no
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by Zachary Beard on Nov 25, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
I hope you have a meaningful meal(s) with family and friends, no matter how dysfunctional they may be (am I speaking for myself?)
Where are my shoelaces?
ok it's 1250 and the family is starting to arrive
I’m guessing it’ll be less than a half hour before I’m asked:
1. Do you have a boyfriend?
2. When are you getting married?
3. How about babies? Where are the babies? You’re not getting any younger!
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 12:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions
ahahaha
That sounds so cliched, I didn’t know families actually got into that conversation.
Where are my shoelaces?
Trust me, it happens
I’m the oldest cousin other than my brother and the only one not married with multiple children. Once I hit my late twenties without getting knocked up there started to be rumors of my lesbianism. It’s an entirely different world here.
My regular family doesn’t say stuff like that, although my mom does give me the sad eyes when I say I’m not having kids.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm pretty sure there was a stretch in my early 20s where my parents thought I was gay.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Here's your key indicator
If they ever start saying stuff like “we’ll love you no matter what.” Just like, apropos of nothing.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
I had the same roommate for four years up until just over a year ago, and apparently that’s when the gay rumors started. This side of the family couldn’t fathom the idea of two girls living together in the big city as being anything other than lesbians.
Once my grandfather said to me, “Where’s your friend?” And I was like, “Who?” “Your friend. Your roommate. If you ever want to bring her to any family events, it’s fine with me.” It was actually kind of sweet in a way.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Aww, that is sweet.
Well, in a way, like you said. :)
Unrelated to relatives suspecting you are gay, my grandmother is for some reason unable to bring herself to say “girlfriend” or “boyfriend” to any of us. All she says is “friend” and it’s always confusing. I think it’s her way of saying she hasn’t liked any of the assorted SOs of her grandchildren that she has met over the years.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I ha no idea
how much grief getting married at 23 would save me…
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
This from my mother when I turned 33
“you better hurry up and get married. I think you are starting to lose your hair.”
Same here
They accuse me on a daily basis of being so secretive and whatnot about that.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
you could always go with
1. yes
2. tomorrow
3. 8 months
And then say you are moving to birdland and won’t be seen again.
Librarians are hiding something
haha that would make the day more interesting.
Maybe I’ll just make up outlandish lies all day.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 1:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
a friend of ours did that to Mrs. zk at her 15th HS reunion
He arrived beforehand, and went around telling everyone, “J___ is pregnant, but she doesn’t want anyone to know. So don’t bring it up with her.” She wasn’t pregnant, of course.
So all night long, people were coming up to her and hugging her saying “Congratulations!” And she’d say, “what for?”, and they’d say, “It’s okay, David told me. I won’t tell anyone. Mum’s the word!” and wink at her.
It took her half the night to figure out what the hell was going on.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I am glad I don't get this stuff.
I am the oldest cousin on both sides and I have never heard this. Although maybe it doesn’t kick in til you’re 30 or something. One time my aunt said to me, “Don’t worry, your time will come,” but that was just regarding marriage. Nobody ever has made comments about kids.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Guys do have a bit of a time advantage in the whole virility/fertility department.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
NO FUCKIN WAY
that guys got one foot in the grave, how the hell does that work?
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
You really don't know? Maybe you could have a sitdown with your folks and they could explain
Just joking. I’m a smart ass today because my cooking is coming along pretty good so far. Happy Turkey Day to all.
It's called males don't go through menopause and can have babies when they're 90 billion years old.
Where are my shoelaces?
It's also called
People ask men about careers and sports, but women obviously all have baby fever.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And it's ALSO called Larry King is disgusting but for some reason people keep marrying him.
And honestly, what woman in her right mind would want to have kids with a dinosaur?!
Where are my shoelaces?
A dinosaur with a rather large inheritance to bestow upon someone, one has to assume
And that makes the rest of it a lot more clear.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I was thinking that after I posted it.
But pardon me for this image, fornicating with a dinosaur is cringe-worthy.
Where are my shoelaces?
You're making Larry sound like a youngster
I’ll bet he’s older than that
Probably closer to the truth
but only carbon dating will tell us for sure. We’ll need a DNA sample, though.
Carbon dating wouldn't work for omeone around since before the universe
and before hydrogen, helioum, carbon, and specific carbon isotopes that are used in carbon dating,
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Nov 25, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yea....I've already been asked three times if I have a girlfriend already.
It sucks.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
No boyfriend/marriage questions for me yet
But I did get one babies question. Barf.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Haha...well I haven't gotten that one yet
But the girlfriend question sucks.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
make one up
Make her fabulous.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My extended family thinks I do this already.
My last long-term GF lived in Ohio and though we were together for a while, it wasn’t long enough that we had an “alternate holidays” schedule – so I was here on Thanksgiving and she was there, and then I had my grandmother asking about “your friend” and only met her once.
Said ex-GF didn’t like my family because we weren’t dysfunctional enough. I think she was intimidated by a family where nobody had gotten divorced and everyone got along with their in-laws.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately my uncle knew that Scarlett Johansson is already married
Probably should find somebody single if I’m going to make that up
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
this is awesome
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Oddly, nobody ever asks me this either.
I think this is because my family swaps gossip regularly so my mom and dad have already told everybody all of my business that they know about.
"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest
by Eat More Esskay on Nov 25, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
The thing about this side of the family
Is that I only ever see them on Thanksgiving. So they never remember anything about me but still feel the need to ask invasive questions. Today one of them asked me if I was still waiting tables. I haven’t waited tables since 2004.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
by Stacey on Nov 25, 2010 3:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nishioka
Any word on who won the posting for that guy? It looks like the Orioles weren’t interested. Izturis is priceless I suppose.
Librarians are hiding something
Yea...I wasn't going to start him in fantasy, but glad I did.
Helping my centsports account too.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
that's what I need him for
I went all in on the Pats. seemed like a lock. turned out to be a TARP GAME
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
And there he goes again.
My fantasy team loves him.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Shoulda kept my parlay with the over on points and the spread.
Just went with the moneyline for far less money.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Right?
Glad I started him. 22.30 points and it’s not even sunday
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by Zachary Beard on Nov 25, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Dinner on the Shore...

Homemade dumplings FTW!
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Looks awesome, duck!
Enjoy!
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
T minus 3-1/2 hours
almost done with the cooking. almost.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
I hate that centsports takes all day to process bets
Even a 1230 game doesn’t get processed in time for the 415 game.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
wow. NOBODY picked Dallas. At home on Thanksgiving.
I thought I would be an outlier.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Really?
The way Dallas has played all year?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
after the coaching change,
they had two straight games that they won by 13 or more against NY (a decent team) and Detroit (a not very good team). And the Saints have had an up-and-down year.
Don’t get me wrong, the Saints were favored for good reason, but I figured a number of people would drink the flavor aid and go for the “Dallas has momentum” thing. And as it turns out, they’d have been right if Dallas hadn’t blown the game.
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
Everything is quiet
Doubled up w/ hosting Thanksgiving dinner and a birthday party for my niece. Chaos, Inc. Everyone’s gone now. Kiddies are napping. O’s aren’t losing but unfortunately, the Bengals soon will be. Alas, all’s well.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Big Onion, where we had turkey in sour cream sauce, Italian veggies, jello w/ fruit chunks floating in it...
plus Nina’s first attempt at punkin pie — which actually worked out pretty well (though the whipped cream surely helped).
And somehow it’s always kinda special to have a real homey holiday when for the 10 million people around you it’s just Thursday.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
I am thankful for Peter Angleos
Without him screwing up the organization we wouldn’t have Buck, Matusz, and The Chosen One
"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra
My pumpkin pies are now in the oven.
zk, I may have to try making that cheesecake of yours sometime… sounds amazing.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
it's really killer.
went over very well tonight. :)
"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott
wow
Cowboys and Saints. who woulda called that one being so close? some damn good games today.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
Yea...glad I didn't bet on the spread.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I almost bet on the Saints
but then decided that Jets > Bungles was a safer bet with the way the Boys have been playing since Phillips got canned.
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Why even bother to bet on the Jets?
Its -500.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
just a free 20 cents in my opinion
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Eh....always a risk on the off chance that you lose
Usually isn’t worth the risk.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I bet
Fedor Emelienenko when he was -1800 under dr’s theory…
and he lost.
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Though I did make a buck and a half on the Pats
after betting $5 on them to win.
"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower
I did too
Although Detroit had me on edge for a while. I don’t usually bet on teams over like -250 because the risk isn’t worth it.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone watching Texas-Texas am?
Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 25, 2010 9:52 PM EST reply actions
Yea. Good game so far.
If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.
by Knubles and Bits on Nov 25, 2010 11:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Go make your pick 'em pool picks
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
not as good as last years
wow what a game
Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.
by danielreese05 on Nov 25, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Just got home from my Aunt's. Not one girlfriend question.
Which is amusing since this year I actually have one.
the pink hat chick?
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't get any boyfriend questions either, when this year I could also say yes
It’s like they know to only ask that question when they can give you a pitying look afterward.
You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990
oh and bully for you
I got that question three times and I’m single…..all the stupid responses you get when you actually admit your still single.
I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck
by twistedlogic on Nov 25, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hog Maw
Hey; that’s great. I’m from York County and we do Hog Maw too. I suspect that it’s not considered too weird by people up here.

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