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Proposed off season moves

1. Trade for Jason Bartlett from Tampa for SS. He won’t cost much (Snyder or Sarfate).
2. Trade for Alex Gordon from Kansas City for 3B. He will cost a little more (Vandenhurk, Sarfate and Rowell), but he is out of favor in KC. They want a right handed power hitter, so Rowell might interest them?
3. Go hard, long and high after Konerko, V.Martinez or Dunn. I doubt any of them will come to Baltimore, though. If Atlanta does not offer arbitration to Derek Lee, (and I doubt they will), he wouldn’t cost a draft pick to sign. He would be my fall back signing at 1B. I just don’t think Berkman or Pena have anything left and I don’t like LaRoche.
4. Offer arbitration to Koji and try to sign him as the closer.

by fuddnelson on Nov 6, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

In re #3

Konerko, V-Mart, & Dunn are each Type A free agents that will certainly be offered arbitration. Meaning that any of them would cost the O’s their 2nd round pick. A 2nd round pick for the 2nd year in a row. A 2nd round pick in a talent laden draft. A 2nd round pick for a slugger on the downside of their career who will demand a multi year deal. No thanks. I’ll take my chances on DLee or Pena on a 1-2 year deal on the cheap and wait for the Fielder/AGonz sweepstakes to begin next offseason.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

the post above

seems like dreamland, not birdland.

But I would go after Dunn and give up a second round pick. He’ll only be 31 next season and his numbers are so steady geologists and surveyors calibrate their equipment to them. Konerko will be 35 – too old. Martinez will be 32, but he’s just not good enough.

by Jonny Pops on Nov 6, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Bartlett would cost a little more

than a reliever who can’t even stick in the majors and a first baseman who will probably never be able to play at the major league level every day. Same for Alex Gordon. Why would anyone trade anyone for a bunch of guys with no major league future? Billy Rowell just finished his third straight season at Frederick and he sucked there.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Billy has the best infield arm in our minor league system according to Baseball America!

That’s gotta count for something, right?!? No. Oh, ok. Nevermind.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

bartlett...

is he worth trading for, though? honestly, i’m starting to warm to the idea of renteria. their offensive and defensive numbers are pretty comparable and renteria is an unrated (i.e. neither a or b) free agent, though i guess san fran has an option for 2011.

barring a trade or waiver wire pickup of someone i’m not thinking about, i don’t know that it otherwise gets better than izturis unless the o’s ARE willing to give up a draft picks or raid the system.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

San Fran declined his '11 option

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

there we go...

was it a long term k and he just got traded back and forth, b/c it seems like he was awfully overpriced.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Negative ghostwriter: the pattern is full

What kind of dream world are you living in?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

1. Bartlett will cost more than that
2. Alex Gordon will cost more than what you propose.
3. Konerko doesn’t want to play for the Orioles, Dunn can’t play defense, an VMART is a premier hitter…when he’s catching.
4. Offer arbitration to Koji for sure, but hope he signs elsewhere so Orioles pick up extra pick in next June’s draft

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eastbound & Down

Enough with real life baseball. Who’s watching the Eastbound & Down season finale tomorrow night? And do we have any predictions about how things will end up this time around?

Kenny POWERS!!!

by Jonny Pops on Nov 6, 2010 11:19 AM EDT reply actions  

johnny come lately...

just started watching the second season. holy shit. good stuff.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Question

After 3 years, give AM a grade. And are you confident he can take the Orioles to the next level?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

B-

too many horrible horrible mistakes born out of inertia to do anything or a wrong-headed approach to free agency/statistical analysis. But he has brought a lot of exciting young talent to the big leagues and finally made a good managerial hire, and he did extend Nick Markakis. So there’s that. But he’s obviously behind the rest of the AL East’s front offices, and he obviously thinks Zombie Jerome Holtzman is more important than a top 50 draft pick.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

B-

He’s made some quality trades that spun some gold out of straw. I mean can you imagine how horrible this team would be if we hadn’t gotten all those players for Tejada and Bedard? Jesus Christ.

But with the emphasis on youth he then dropped the ball on the type of coaching and guidance young players need. Keeping Diamond Dave on as long as we did was a disaster in the terms of the development of many of our young players. Ditto Crowley.

Fortunately, a miracle seems to have taken place with Buck in the second half of last season. So credit must be given for MacPhail adjusting to a horrorshow situation. Let’s just hope the end of last year wasn’t a fluke.

by Jonny Pops on Nov 6, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

C+

I give him a C+ overall. Obviously AM did very well in his trades (Bedard, Tejada, Olson, Sherrill, Tejada). He hasn’t done well in signing free agents. He also hasn’t used his roster the way I would like (waiver claims, rule 5). I give him a C+ because he still seems like the worst GM in the division.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"A-"

lolwut.
I give him a B- also. it’s the trendy pick, but it’s just the truth. not much to be said that hasn’t been said already, but I feel like he can really improve this grade with one good offseason (I.E. this one.)

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 7, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

TERPS!

pick six!

man, even if these are not the hurricanes of yore, a win at miami would be pretty huge.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Canes!!!!

Editor at Baltimore Beatdown - SB Nation Baltimore Ravens Blog

by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

For a Month

“Property of Baltimore Warrior”
Also I want your profile pic to be the “U” Logo
http://www.usaplayers.com/images/news/miami-hurricanes.jpg

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darn…. Ok. BUt if you want you can still use the picture

Editor at Baltimore Beatdown - SB Nation Baltimore Ravens Blog

by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

O's notes from MLBTR

nothing particularly earth shattering though…

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/11/orioles-notes-free-agents-expectations-gonzalez.html#disqus_thread

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Fuck Tony Pente right in the giant fucking ego.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Nov 6, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

At this point he’s being immature. Stacey’s post was civil and he shoots back with some petty schoolyard taunt about really wanting to win. I say this to him: Shut the hell up, that’s pathetic.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 6, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

See below

And like I always tell my wrestlers:

The best revenge is always the scoreboard.

Let’s win, so I get to go to Baltimore and watch Stacey accept the prize for Best Orioles Blog. That would be the best resolution to this contest.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, a whiner, and but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait is there an actual ceremony?

i thought this was just a silly web thing. If there’s a ceremony (and presumably an after-party) I’m suddenly all about this.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah there's a party at Ra Sushi Bar in Harbor East

duck promises to live it up Bmore style should we win.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine by me

I have a spare bedroom with your name on it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll assume that my invite was already in the mail ;)

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

we gotta see if we win, first

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well of course

when does it end? Friday?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friday the 12th at 5 p.m.

the party is Wednesday the 16th

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I've done my part anyway

but that’s awfully nice of the Sun, regardless of who wins what. Awfully nice indeed.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad

It’s def the 16th.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like I'm taking 1.5 days

I’d need to leave early to even get there in time, what with rush-hour traffic.

Maybe I just won’t drink that much and drive home afterwards. Assuming I’m not in jail by the time that little shin-dig is over.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't count your chickens, first of all

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What day of the week would it be?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a weekday, and it's at a bar

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since he's not here to defend himself

Let’s not speak of him further. It’s the mature thing to do.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, a whiner, and but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he could be

and that makes all the difference. In fact, i’d love to see him come over and become an active part of the community.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 6, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true, he could

But he isn’t, so I’m declaring a unilateral cease-fire.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, changed my sig.

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm. I love it

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFL allstar game on MLB network at 9p EST

Ryan Adams made the team. Would love to see him play some D. D like Dresden.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

cool! I'm watching!

I don’t know what to think about Mr. Adams. Terrible defensive reports, but the guy showed some hitting skills in Bowie…but none of the talent evaluators in Arizona have mentioned him at all (that I know of), which isn’t good.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he just unlikely to stick at 2B,

or so bad that he can’t field at all?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've just that hes pretty awful out there

it’s a little strange that he’s been at third in the AFL

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Walker?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has I believe been only at third all season(?)

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly 2B.

94 games there, 32 at 3B, 10 at DH.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean in the AFL

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Can’t figure out how to check that.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah from what I can tell

the only way would be to look at the game logs. Which sucks.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m bored, but not that bored.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

duck I might have jacked up your sig

I was trying to change it so the links open in a new tab but I might have messed up the words. My bad.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell

I’m on my laptop, and that contains my BANNED account info.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the new tab works

are the words right?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sig looks exactly the same to me

and it opens all new tabs. Which, in my case, all remind me I’m banned.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well then I guess it's right.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how do you have access to my profile?

That’s a bit disturbing….

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else can she do?

I’m ascared.

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have access to everyone's profile

I’m the boss of everyone! Mwahahahahah!

(you and zk also have access to everyone’s profile)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do not question the mods

Do not speak to the mods
Do not look directly at mods
Do as mods do

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And most importantly...

DO NOT PISS OFF THE MODS

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mods Prevail

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

MMA sucks and so does Metallica

What are you gonna do, you duck character?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

also: don't piss off the guy with the guns

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, that wasn't half bad

I originally was gonna go change your sig, but I gotta give it up – that was pretty funny, kid.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a bright, clear line

that he learned the location of the hard way.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such is life

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Tis a power I have no intention of ever wielding

It’s like Gandalf and The Ring. I’d be too tempted.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVEN YOURS, STACEY

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, even mine

That’s why only the trustworthy get the power.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can also watch

at MLB.com here:

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=6261176

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who knew?

Apparently Roland Hemond is the architect of the AFL.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ergo, vis a vis…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 6, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Jamie Moyer may have to hang them up after all.

He re-injured his elbow.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/11/moyer-f.html

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he could only be killed with garlic and a stake through the heart

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Montgomery scouting report

“looks like Cliff Lee”

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess bad announcing doesn't have an offseason

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

like, his face?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

my question exactly!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy I'm dating, his face looks kinda like Cliff Lee

he’s not Mike Montgomery, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah!

Apparently it’s because he can locate his fastball.

I suppose Cliff Lee is the new Jamie Moyer, in terms of insane comparisons for anyone lefthanded.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently he's got to control his poise

very un-cliff lee like

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahh control his poise?

That’s a funny phrase.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HATE uncontrolled poise

Ruined many a MLB career.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe zk is still smarting from it, too

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daniel Cabrera, man

His poise was totally uncontrolled.

And he wasn’t that good at pitching.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he could have been, he COULD HAVE BEEN!

I swear, if he throws a near no-no for the D-Backs AAA team, I’ll probably be right back on that bandwagon, too…

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batting 8th, RH, from the Baltimore Orioles

Ryan Adams!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So I just started watching Dexter

I’m on the third to last episode of the first season. I haven’t fully decided how I feel about it yet.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon Belt

is apparently a good Southern Gentleman.

Quality announcing on the MLB network.

And also, Ted Williams-esque numbers. Sure.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Adams takes field

I hope a few grounders head his way.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they just say,

“He has a plush fastball”?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This kind of plush?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID ANDREW TELL YOU ABOUT PICTURES?

That’s it, kid. You’re out of here ;)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not my sig!!

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In his defense

He DID put a subject line

And I thought it was kinda funny. He’s on a bit of a roll tonight.

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A roll you say?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And.....done.

You just HAD to ruin it.

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just jealous

Your hate is really unhealthy.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

kid, comedy only works when you don't expect it

it’s like throwing the changeup. You don’t throw back to back changeups unless you want to hit the showers.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't dip into the well one too many times.

I would have gone for the Stuart Scott reference there and said something like, “You can call me Butter.”

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm minor league fielding

it always feels like the fielding is the most obviously bad thing in the minors.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

RF

Definitely wasn’t hustling there!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was less than inspiring.

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by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey! its our boy!

totally fooled by the changeup there

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

but he is big and thick apparently

And used to be a WR in high school!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

I think they were still rambling about the guy on second base.

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by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

adams isn’t “big and thick”

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I’d be surprised if Ryan Adams becomes half the player Adam Jones is.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Adam Jones will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

in a couple hours!

wait, maybe Im not sure what you mean?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

in less than three hours

i wouldn’t get too excited though. I sincerely doubt the cold stove heats up for another couple weeks.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say we just say "Fuck it"

And pull the trigger for Dunn.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

midnight

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Mac has said don't expect us to buy early

Buck isn’t impressed with what’s available, and Andy likes picking over everyone else’s leftovers.

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Andy likes picking over everyone else’s leftovers.

Exhibit “A” of why we sucked for the past 1-2 decades.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the terrible drafting...

…is the primary reason the Orioles have sucked for so long. But it’s an interesting question nonetheless.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Andy MacPhail has been around for twenty years

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

because we've sucked for 20 years

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that too

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they are both responsible for mutual suckageness.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is "both" here?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's three things

and I don’t think Andy MacPhail was responsible for what happened from 1998-2007

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kenny Powers.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, good point.

But seeing as he is now playing in the Mexican League, every GM missed out on him. So I’ll give Andy the benefit of the doubt in this case.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start a Mexican Farm Team. The Tijuana Broder Jumpers.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

*Border

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling shenanigans.

You can’t employ a word like “suckageness” and expect to be taken seriously in the rest of the thread. That’s game over, man. Game over.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exhibit B

We have a President who’s last name has the word “Fail” in it.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phail

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homophones

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, because that's what you said

Also, if you want to talk about Andy MacPhail being a bad GM, actually talk about it. Don’t say things like, “he has fail in his name.” Because honestly? It’s just talking and saying nothing .

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oi. I hate trying to be facetious on the internet.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could try actually being funny.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a huge fan of teenagers on the internet

But hey, we all have our crosses to bear.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are exceptions to every rule, dear

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by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

That's comforting

Truly :)

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, that's the dumbest exhibit ever

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obamfail?

oh, you mean Andy McPhail, who doesn’t have “fail” in his name anywhere.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

er-herm

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What on earth is going on here?

Let’s just stop all this ridiculousness.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you said Obamfail

I simply visualized it. No intent of a political argument. To tell you the truth I could care less.As long as America isn’t overrun by Sharks with Frickin’ lasers attached to their heads, I don’t care about politics.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're saying you DONT want the sharks?

I don’t understand your political positions at all.

by kba26 on Nov 6, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s really just the Frickin’ Lasers part I don’t care for…

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah what kind of american doesn't want the sharks?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't love shark week?

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fish in finding nemo.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

Our boy looks great.

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by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I told you!

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's my fault.

I’d closed it for a bit, then turned it back on just in time for that.

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by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

On queue

Adams with the error!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah!

Duck, you and me should team up as one. “Andrew-Duck”, we could run for congress with our combined powers!

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine. Be like that.

I’ll just have to go and get my own duck.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll only order drinks

for myself and my attorney, Steven L Miles.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha. I must have seen his commercial 10,000 times while growing up.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that bird can't hold his liquor for shit

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one's gone over my head.

What the hell are you talking about?

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're ever not sure what we're talking about

the answer is probably The Wire.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wire.

You really need to rectify your lack of viewing this.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

we are talking about one of my least favorite parts of the wire

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Ziggy isn't tied for your favorite character?

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You ain't gonna show us your dick again, are ya, Zig?"

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It pays to go with the union card, every time.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey Matthews.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The AFL has a HOF?

And Ken Macha is in it?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if they will put on John Sickels

Or other special guests on the broadcast!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Valle is amazed by all the information on all these prospects

Apparently he’s not familiar with the internet

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

rec :)

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I resent that

I actually got Unemployed NFL CB Brad Jones (Cincinatti) to retweet a link to vote for Baltimore Beatdown. It spread out to a whole 500 people. Talk about mass media. (God I hate the Mobbies)

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I need to go through my Twitter peeps

and see who I could get to do it.

Stacey, you think THE_ADAM_JONES would give us a retweet?

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm....I don't know about that

I’ve had I Hate JJ Redick campaigning for us all week, though.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Get WNST to retweet for us.

That would REALLY go over well.

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what?

GO for gold, get the Baltimore Sun to retweet for us. lol

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

That…might not be a bad idea actually.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know you want to....

but when to ask? I’d say Monday at 7 pm. When do most people check Twitter? At home. And you can’t vote on your phone, so doing it during the day is a waste.

And that Mobbies site is horrible, btw. I spent 10 minutes trying to help my sister vote, and I never could get through on her laptop.

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s so laggy right?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

After waiting 2 days for my confimation email I finally got to sign in.

Now I’m not even sure if I’m actually voting.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the site is pretty awful

I don’t remember it being so bad last year.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm betting they're too busy complaining

that they were even on the ballot.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

weren't, rather

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for them

I’ve never heard of the blog, but the title has so much win.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do like these AFL hats

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, me too

much more fun than 95% of big league logos.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, man...

i’ve been trying to score a phoenix desert dogs hat for awhile. pretty sharp.

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by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm

like this one?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 7, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is everyother mofo on here a Yanker or a Saux?

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it, Adams

your defense sucks

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Who here saw the triple over-time game

Between Michigan and Illinois. That was crazy.Is there no such thing as a tie in the NCAA?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

Who are you, Donovan McNabb?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of figured. because of the whole 3ot thing. While exciting, there needs to be an end. What is this, baseball?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love CFB overtime.

It doesn’t need to end.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A simple, Kick-off sudden-death system would suffice.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want the NFL overtime system?

Barf

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lovethe NFL overtime system. Just because it's so nerve-racking.

Nothing can compare ot the urge to throw your remote through your TV when you when the coin-flip.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you want to be frustrated?

Okaay.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably knows all about that already.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about the NCAA overtime system but with both teams kicking off? So each team gets a chance after a kick-off?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or take soccer's/basketball's method

Play a full quarter with no sudden death, whoever is victorious wins.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually like that one. Isn’t that the NBA OT system?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should really fix my method of speed reading shouldn’t I?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the words of Keenan Thompson

Step 1: fix
Step 2: it
Step 3: FIX IT

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you even know who Keenan is?

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's called SNL

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that was like 3 years ago

And you were TEN YEARS OLD three years ago.

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by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

People actually watch SNL?

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes they do.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, it's called "All That"

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodburger was quality cinema.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it must be terrifying to know

that you have peaked at such a young age. In a Nickelodeon movie.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The baseball equivalent: Jeff Fiorentino.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently 13 year-olds know about SNL

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows

Kel Mitchell carried that show

by kba26 on Nov 6, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's better, kid.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

even the throw he actually made was pretty awful looking

so, I’m thinking Ryan Adams is probably not the answer at third, guys.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ahem

we already know who the answer is

by kba26 on Nov 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin Mora?

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

me, obviously

or maybe that fence post. but i’m pretty sure i’m still leading.

by kba26 on Nov 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh right, you

How silly of me to forget.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can the fence cook a meal or sue someone?

if no, you’re in the lead.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted for the fence post

and sent an e-mail to pinstripe alley asking them to vote for the fence post, too….so I think you are losing.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well shit

it not like i actually cared about it anyway, even though i talk about all the time

by kba26 on Nov 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well shit, that's what I was banking on

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I WAS banking on Jay Gibbons

but he’s already taken.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

for third base?

You really do know how to think outside the box.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

for third base, only if his fastball wasn't looking good in ST

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's Knoblauchian

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Adams

Find your pitch and swing, you may not get another good one!

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see

I’m home alone on a Saturday night, I’ve had almost a bottle of wine. It might be time to do a little shoe shopping on the internet.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds rather dangerous.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, it is

I already bought some shoes today at the mall, though, so maybe I’ll be able to exert a little self control.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also had a bottle of wine.

I will not be shoe shopping though.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's cause you're not a silly woman

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides

I have to save my extra money for my newest hobby. Salt water aquariums.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that's serious business

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm quickly learning that.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah my sister used to have one

It’s a lot of work. She eventually went back to fresh water.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The saltwater is more work but much more rewarding.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually thought of you this afternoon when I was shoe shopping

the heels I bought are super tall, and I thought about how you’d think only a stripper should be wearing them apparently.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm flattered.

I guess.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as I thought it, I thought it was weird that I thought it

But I guess some comments just stick with me.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha. You secret is safe with me.

I can’t speak for the rest of these fools.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Stacey's credit card

HIDE!!!

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you voted for us on The Mobbies yet?

Set up that MySpace page with a new email addy and get going!!!!

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually set up 457 myspace accounts

and just as many twitters.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baltimore: not well represented tonight

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on what you mean

by “well represented”…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

I think our minor league system is exactly represented, unfortunately.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am ambivalent on the system

A disappointing top 10 after the top 2, but a lot of interesting kids too. That Hobgood pick is looking awfully disappointing though…

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not concerned with Hobgood

and I’m frankly tired of hearing about him. The system took a huge hit because the Orioles are the ones who have Bell, Matusz, Wieters, Reimold, Tillman, and Arrieta. This was the inevitable result. If we’re still looking this bad in a year THEN I’ll be worried.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan

How much of a rope does Jordan get?

He did well with Wieters and Matusz, but the Snyder, Rowell and Hobgood picks are not looking especially sharp. Hobgood gets more time obviously, but he has more red flags than a #5 pick should have at this point. Of course, that’s also true of the Tate pick.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan

obviously it’s a lot easier to nail the obvious picks like Wieters, Matusz, and Machado, and obviously he’s got his flaws, and I’m annoyed by his failure to sign certain players…but as a whole I think he’s done a fairly solid job. Don’t forget that a ton of guys also got hurt this year, and that hurts the farm system ranking, too. Remember: we had a top ten system not that long ago. I’m not going to jump on a guy because the system falls off that much. What’ll really get a guy fired is continued poor performance.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Injuries and graduations hurt, sure

But the Orioles have also had some top picks year in and year out. I do like the strategy of going overslot throughout the draft (and this is why I’m ambivalent…there are a lot of intriguing guys), at the same time, the Orioles need to have a top flight farm system year in and year out. And the Orioles don’t. The Orioles haven’t been able to develop quality infielders in forever.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is the greatest first baseman of all time, MLB Network?

I’m assuming you mean, besides the 2010 Orioles first basemen?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

O's add Hoey to 40 man roster

Not sure why. He did have some good K/9 this year though.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

way too wild to stick

but I saw him in Bowie. He brought some gas.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we just...

lock hoey, sarfate and mickolio in a cage and see who emerges victorious?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 6, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY-O

that’s a rec

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a 3.16 ERA in Bowie this summer. He definately has room for improvement. I hope he does well.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, only 1 error!

Or did I miss something?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes, 'plays the game the right way'

unlike that Adams character

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope not.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not?

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He fell apart in the WS. Ina sense, he drove off the “Cliff” Ah… humor regresses for me as the night goes on.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a terrible argument.

You can’t judge a player on two games. And besides, he was excellent against the Yankees in the WS last year, I believe.

by ahoque24 on Nov 6, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can judge a player on one game if you want

and I choose to. Cliff Lee is obviously the worst pitcher since Orioles-era Bob Turley.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not what I meant. it just looked to me like he fell apart under pressure.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, again, he did a great job in the 2009 World Series.

And that was against the Yankees. A lot of pressure there.

by ahoque24 on Nov 7, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please refer to 3-4 World Series record

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the words of Earl Weaver,

“Games, stupid!”

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably should have pharsed that better.

our 3 out of 7 record.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use Firefox or Chrome or Safari if you're on a mac.

They all have spellcheck built in.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

or just hit preview before you post

not rocket science.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 7, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, I knew that.

You’ve seen his famous rant with an umpire, I hope?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-4FSRYagc&feature=related

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, um,

goes without saying, but tons of cursing.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I barely made it

I was born in 82. It’s not that odd of a thing anymore.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 7, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know but I just think of Esskay and me being about the same age

Which obviously isn’t true. I have two world series under my belt.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Betancourt is a Russian name?

Really?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's the asshole in the crowd

Screaming “Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!” and “Get him, Get him, Get him!!!”

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Meg Ryan?

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats how I felt when the Wizards drafted John Wall. Also anyone else notice the douche in the background with a Yankees hat?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

click here for this youtube link. 2 minutes.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat ya!

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I’ve actually never seen that movie. I’ve seen bits of it, but I’ve never been able to catch it from the beginning to end.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll see if I can't do it some time next weekend

I have to type a 15 page essay on “Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors” in the next 3 days. I’m fucked

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tasteful Cannibalism

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That should just be my whole report… No but seriously she expects a whole page for each chapter.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if any of you care (maybe some of you do),

but today is Carl Sagan day. Well, it’s actually the 9th, but people celebrate it on the nearest Saturday. So go make a cake from scratch.

by ahoque24 on Nov 6, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

pffffft

you shouldn’t need a holiday to do that.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, billy-uns and billy-uns of cakes.

Even though I just realized it’s supposed to be apple pies. Fuck me.

by ahoque24 on Nov 6, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rain boots

I decided on rain boots.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re in Maryland, during November. I’d go for snow-boots.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot a major part,

She is a woman in Maryland during November. She picked the cutest ones, obviously.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 6, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are super cute

also, it doesn’s snow in November in Maryland.

also, I already have snow boots.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Late november?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I haven’y lived there for a while now, so I don’t really know anymore.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Kaylands no longer in style?

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that is

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The snow-boot of God

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure God can walk on water

But I’m certain Matt Wieters can.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never heard of that either.

Property of Baltimore Warrior (I lost a bet.)

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 6, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude google it or something

Kayland Boots are like indestructible boots.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only boots I know are Tims

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 6, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Docs?

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 6, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh docs

15 year old Stacey approves.

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by Stacey on Nov 6, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol. I love you Stacey

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 6, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

um...ok

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

After reading a book on cannibalism for 30 minutes, anything sounds funny to me. You have no idea. It’s like a depressing high.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 7, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a lot of things

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a 1000+ page book, so yeah

Fiction, of course.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I despise reading

I’d rather have rusty nails that have been dipped in battery acid, shoved through my eye-balls, than read a book this boring ever again.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 7, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your loss

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 7, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever read Alive?

You know how most stories are supposed to have a climax, or at the very least rising actions? Well this book doesn’t it’s all exposition. The whole damn book is just one big fucking exposition.

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 7, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

just watch the movie

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just read a news scroll on the bottom of MLB Network

There’s a player whose name is coco Crisp. I just (almost) pissed my pants laughing

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by Zachary Beard on Nov 7, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

he’s been in the league for years

like a decade or something

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Nov 7, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least he didn't think about you

while buying shoes.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that’s because I never made a comment about his shoes that relate to strippers.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO.

Why?!

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because they're cute!

Check it

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh those are cute!

I was never a fan of rainboots, too clunky. But those are adorable.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 8:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Last Thursday when it was raining

My shoes and legs got totally soaked on my walk to work, so I decided I needed some cute rain boots. It was a practical buy.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Another reason you and I are different

I think they’re, well, not cute. Pink plaid rain boots? Really?

Apparently, I'm unemployed, a nutjob, an idiot, and a stalking whiner, but have a great boss.

by duck on Nov 7, 2010 8:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well they wouldn't be cute on YOU, obvi

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 7, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Another Oriole update on MLBTR

Essentially, Ghiroli interviews MacPhail.

Oy:
MacPhail suggests that adding an impact bat would benefit the rest of the lineup, by taking some pressure off the Orioles’ current hitters.

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by dfa on Nov 6, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

for those who don't know what a torn ACL looks like

lookie, it’s my knee!

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 7, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh...

No offense, but this is like the time my friend tried to show me a picture of her mom’s uterus.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

except

for that it’s not a uterus…

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 7, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

and daniel is not your friend's mom

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 7, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

This whole extra hour of sleep has proved counterproductive for me.

I went to sleep too early and now I’m up WAY too early according to my computer clock.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 7, 2010 3:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I got up at 5 to watch the 2nd half (or so I figured) of Stanford-Arizona...

And it wasn’t frckin’ ON!! Those lying b#stards at p2p stole TWO HRS of sleep— that I’ll NEVER get back!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

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