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Question of the Day: In a weak market for middle infielders, and with the Orioles in need of someone to take over and not be terrible (at the plate AND in the field) until the next generation of Orioles get here, a new face has emerged: the Chiba Lotte Marines are going to post Pacific League hit king Tsuyoshi Nishioka. Is this a guy worth spending what could be a hefty penny on? -Andrew

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A Japanese middle infielder, and their 2010 batting champ, has been posted.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/11/top-japanese-infielder-to-be-posted.html

No idea if the O’s have scouted him, are interested, etc. Sounds like he’s another SS in Japan who MLB teams see as more of a 2B… does anybody know exactly why that seems so common?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 7:33 AM EST reply actions  

Okay, apparently it's less than official.

NPB is toying with me.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

let 's say

the posting fee is about what the A’s just spent. 15 million dollars to talk to him, and then something like 3/15 to sign him. I am not saying that that is what he’d be looking for, I’m not saying that would get it done. It’s just hypothetical. 30 million dollars, 20 million this year, for Tsuyoshi Nishioka. Worth it?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Really hard to say without any good scouting reports on him,

but we have plenty of surplus cash and not a lot of guys to potentially spend it on, so for that kind of money, I think it’s probably worth a shot. Risky, sure, but not potentially crippling.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

On a purely gut level, supported by no objective analysis whatsoever...

…I say, fuck it, let’s go for it.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

And congrats on your radio gig.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 8:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I am devastated. With Joe Morgan gone who is going to remind me of the value of heart and hustle?

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 8:09 AM EST reply actions  

I actually kinda liked Miller and Morgan on SNB

Er…I like Miller and totally ignored Morgan, but still…same difference.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

McCarver probably has that covered

Joe Morgan is probably gonna be searching for a new gig, right? Gotta think that he’s going to either land at the MLB Network, or more likely at Fox Sports. Can you imagine Buck, McCarver, and Morgan in the booth together?

by PhilR8 on Nov 9, 2010 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Juan Samuel looks to be headed up I-95 for employment.

So the Rockette audition pictured went well, then? Good luck in the Christmas Spectacular, Mr. Samuel.

And if you want to continue your career in stage, I think there is a part in ‘Man of la Mancha’ available.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Nov 9, 2010 8:20 AM EST reply actions  

His destiny calls, and he goes.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I never trusted someone who would name their child Samuel Samuel.

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

this was brilliant.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H.L. Mencken

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

"Screw Baltimore...

I’m going to Detroit! If Suh can do it, so can I!"

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

more Walking Dead news

“On November 8, 2010, AMC renewed the series for a 13-episode second season”
PINCH ME

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 8:39 AM EST reply actions  

This.

Best news of the day so far.

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I love how you participated in the walking dead conversation yesterday

But didn’t notice that the thing that started it in the first place was that very announcement.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I participated in the Walking Dead convo yesterday. I just skimmed over it at work.

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Well then it's a good thing I was replying to Daniel ;)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

This is why I shouldn't comment before I get out of bed.

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 10:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well

I feel stupid…I just saw that we were talking about it but I never looked back at all the comments I guess

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

BEST.NEWS.EVER.

Love me some walking dead!!

and im incredibly dissappointed that i miss a convo about it yesterday!

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Nov 9, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

*missed

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Nov 9, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

it needs it's own thread

I sure wouldn’t mind talking about it again

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligitory “I can’t take it anymore!!!” and “this is an ORIOLES blog” reference.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

this is an Orioles blog?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahaha

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Heyman from SI.com

who I pretty much despise has the news that the Orioles are being aggressive early in free agency. I suppose that’s nice, but it kinda depends on who they’re being aggressive for. Heck, we were super aggressive last year…for Garret Atkins (LVP candidate).

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

cliff lee

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

cesar iztur.......no, never mind

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

No, you're probably right.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

koji?

wiggs?

i also have to say that andrew g’s sign derek lee campaign is growing on me.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Oddly, I'm starting to come around on V-Mart

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

i see the positives there, too...

a guy that can slot in at 1B/DH/C is a-ok w/ me, not to mention he’s really no slouch in the field and while his numbers for a first baseman are belwo what’s traditionally considered acceptable, they’d far exeed anything the o’s have put out there in quite some time.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

Validation!

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Negative on Lee

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

There was a blurb on MLBTR stating that Lee expressed a desire to go somewhere where the team has a legit chance to win now

but, we all know beggars can’t be choosers, so he’ll likely go where ever someone is willing to cut a check for his services.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, the Jermaine Dye gambit

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

he really did...

put up solid numbers w/ the bravos.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah

Standard FA speak. “Desire to go to a contender” is like buzzwords in the IT department.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

We could sign Derek Lee in 2 different transactions

Just sign Derek Jeter and Cliff Lee.

But seriously, I might cut myself if we sign Jeter.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

it's still amazing to me...

 millions (was it 3.5 or 5) for atkins? really? i mean, it’s not my money and all, but branyan was signed for like 1.5 million and popped 25 homers. there just couldn’t have been any comeptition for atkins. although i really disliked the gonzalez signing, i can at least, in theory, fathom competition for a “proven closer.”

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, if it's coming from Heyman then one might want to look at who the Boras clients are this offseason

A quick glance over at MLBTR shows me these names:

Ankiel, Beltre, Chen, Andruw Jones, Ordonez, Carlos Pena, Manny Rameriez, Werth.

Could the O’s be after Beltre? Maybe, but doubtful. The only other name that I would potentially tie to the O’s from that list would be Pena.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say no to Werth

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't either.

But I doubt the O’s are being aggressive in any sort of pursuit of Werth. That would seem like Boras using the O’s as a stalking-horse in order to try and drive his price up. Where have we heard that before?

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I heard something about them at least kicking the tires on Beltre

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

last year...

it certainly wasn’t the o’s that were the impediment to getting something done.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

natties...

are high on pena. i can see him killing the nl.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

it's obvious we're after Bruce Chen

need to fill that joke of the day deficiency

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

No doubt. And then we can sign him to that multi year deal he wants!

Then we can trade Matusz for A-Gonz and all our problems will be solved! Hooooo-ray!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

alex gonzalez?

I hope we at least get the good one.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Won't matter if we got a great stopahhhhh in Bruce Chen!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

i support this...

only if we can call him “b’chen” (pronounced, “bitchin’!”). high bar, i know.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

i approve of this message

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Aggressive towards Boras clients who Boras hopes to get more money for elsewhere, no doubt.

This is Jon Heyman, after all.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

one problem

no names were mentioned…so it’s not exactly driving up prices or interest in the media.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I approve of that message

the guy is an asshat. Anybody follow him on the twitter? He’s been taking weird potshots at the Mets outstanding front office hires for no reason.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I follow him begrudgingly

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow....this almost made me spit out my coffee

Link

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions  

OMG

Wow. Just, wow.

Maybe the South will integrate after all!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah haha

Dunno why it was funny. But it was funny!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I love the two guys singing who they cut to every once in a while

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Country music duet!!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I like this paragraph from the Nishioka story Andrew linked
Derek Jeter, Juan Uribe, Orlando Cabrera, Edgar Renteria and Cesar Izturis are the top free-agent shortstops. Orlando Hudson, Jerry Hairston Jr., Nick Punto, Felipe Lopez, David Eckstein and Cristian Guzman are also eligible for free agency.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:14 AM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't say no to Cabrera

Pretty sure Renteria said he was planning to remain with the Giants.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

context

By top, they mean a top SS in all the world.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 9, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

If this Nishioka is a good player

I mean, he’s obviously good, but you know what I mean, I think it’d be worth giving it a go. If he’s destined to be a 2B he can always move there when Brian is finished, especially if Machado turns out.

Here are his stats: http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/N/Tsuyoshi-Nishioka.shtml

I dig the OBP, although I have no idea how it translates.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:18 AM EST reply actions  

i think the issue is more

if the orioles want to have a similar opening day payroll as last year, getting this guy would pretty much take up their payroll space, leaving us looking undoubtedly at some pretty mediocre corner options.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

But we have no idea what they want their payroll to be, right?

I mean obviously they’re not going to announce that anyway, but I haven’t heard anything at all. They can certainly afford to spend more than they did.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

of course not

it’s a rhetorical question. We can sit around all day everyday and say “Well, I don’t know so whatevs”, but that is boring.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

not rhetorical, hypothetical

duh gah

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I know I'm just saying I don't think there is any reason not to assume the payroll won't go up

There is certainly room for it to increase.

I know there’s no way to know this, but say they did spend $15M on the posting, how much do you think his annual salary would be?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

tricky question

since the player has such a low amount of leverage in those negotiations…but I’d think 5-6 million per year would get it done. This is why I’m not a GM. I have no concept of value for these sorts of things.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

To compare

The Red Sox signed Matsuzaka for five years beginning in 2007 for a salary of $7M, $8M, $8M, $10M, $10M.

That’s pretty reasonable for a player that’s actually worth something, but the length is kind of dismaying.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

well, Dice-K was supposed to be much more of a sure thing, too

a bona-fide ace. And he was a Boras client.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

but...

i think you’d look at aki iwamura or kaz matsui for comps.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but Dice-K was easier to look up :)

Because he’s on his original contract and so it shows up in Cots with his current team.

It appears that Kaz Matsui got three years at $5M, $7M, $8M and Iwamura got 4 years, $12.3M: $1.8M, $2.4M, $3.25M, then $4.85M.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

though, i think...

matsui is maybe a closer statistical comp. i don’t think iwamura had to be posted either or it was a nominal fee.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

On the plus side,

… any negotiator would be able to point to what a colossal fuckup that deal was for Boston and say, “you’re not getting five years. That’s a non-starter.”

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably all we're getting for the corners are mediocre options anyway.

I mean, are the guys who are actually worth serious bucks going to sign here? Probably not. As you assessed not too long ago, the free agent class is balls.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

But that doesn't meant waste money on somebody just because we don't have better options

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

All it takes us one.

Let’s say we sign V-Mart or Dunn early in the offseason. Then all of a sudden guys like Crawford and Lee are looking at us as a team that is really close to the next level and maybe they could push them over the top. I don’t know if players actually think like that, but I would so I’m going to imagine that’s how it happens.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 10:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

All it takes is one.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 10:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

signing Tejada didn't convince Guerrero to come to Bmore

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

that's because Guerrero could see that our pitching still sucked balls.

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by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

And he wanted to live somewhere that his mommy would be comfortable

and he didn’t think Baltimore was that place.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

the point: signing one guy doesn't necessarily convince anybody of anything

sorry knubles

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

but it doesn't necessarily NOT, either

keep hope alive, Knubles!

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by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

It does when it's not Miguel Fucking Tejada.

I’m talking about signing a legitimate player not an over the hill has been. Also Vlad Guerrero wouldn’t have put this team over the top. He had no reason to come here.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean in 2004

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh ok. That makes more sense.

But he went to a much better Angels team. It’s not like he would have followed Tejada to Kansas City either. The Yankees and Red Sox were crazy good that year. I wouldn’t have wanted to come to Baltimore either.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I actually DO like OBP

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Chicks dig the OBP.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

looking at the numbers

Good grief, PASS. Do they calculate OPS differently in Japan? What do people see in this guy besides youth?

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunn

That was an interesting article on Dunn. However, the majority of my concerns about him center around his defense and contempt for being the DH.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Nov 9, 2010 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

Barf.

Vince Gennaro, a consultant to several major league teams, said, "As a nameless, faceless shortstop, I have him worth $10 million to $11 million, but as Derek Jeter, I have him worth about $20 million."

Who the fuck is Vince Gennaro? Casey Close’s cousin?

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by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

the thing with that is, though

the yankees’ll sell out all of their games anyway, and they’ll sell a ton of memoriabila anyway, and they;’ll sell a ton of steaks at the steakhouse in their mallpark anyway. How is he really worth an extra 10 million dollars outside the lines?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

They don't sell out.

They just have a lot more seats than most teams. For 2010 they averaged 88.9% of capacity.

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by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

well, okay

but without Cap’n Jetes are they only gonna average 83%? Yeah, I don’t think so.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not

but I’m sure somebody within the Yankees organization is doing some financial analysis to try to estimate the lost ticket sales, merchandise, endorsements, etc that could result from Jeter playing for another team. I don’t know if it’s $10 M of course, but my guess is that the number is surprisingly large.

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by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno, but he has a point

If you took the name off of his stats, I doubt he’d be getting 20 mil. But its DEREK JETER, the best hittah eveh and from the most storied franchise in baseball. So he gets mo’ money.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope they pay

Pay him everything he wants for multiple years. Do it Yankees – DO IT!

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by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha I completely agree

Give him CC money!! You KNOWWW he’s worth it!

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

But we'll ridicule them to no end....that has to count for something!

Okay…so we’ll ridicule them to no end even if they sign him for pennies.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe that's his maiden name....

and his real name is Vince McLean….

(yes, I’m a dork)

by Chanumas on Nov 9, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

So we've finally figured out how to value Jeter's intangibles?

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by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

per year or total contract?

If Derek Jeter was playing for the Royal the last 15 years rather than the Yankees, I could see him getting 2 year deal worth, $10M or $11M per year easily.

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by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

From Keith Law

Probably not. RT @AGuigno: @keithlaw Would Tsuyoshi Nishioka make the Top 50 FA List if he is posted?

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

Wow.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

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by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this news?

His stats weren’t that great…..

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

They weren't horrible, especially for a shortstop

For shortstops in 2010 who qualified for the batting title

His 2009 numbers (2010 aren’t on baseball cube, although he apparently batted .346), his OBP of .360 would have been third, his SLG of .427 would have been 8th. I know those numbers would deflate in the MLB as opposed to Japan, but they look pretty decent to me.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I dont buy those numbers translating into the MLB

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

they wouldn't...

but even a fraction of that, say, .340 OBP and .390 SLG would be a pretty huge offensive upgrade and comparable w/ what passes for a good offensive ss in this free agent market.

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by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

That's not a big fraction

Kaz Matsui’s numbers took a huge dip between Japan and the MLB

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish Baseball Reference had the Japanese statistics

Because I find Baseball Cube hideous and hard to read, plus they don’t have the totals for the Japanese league. Does anyone know of a better website for them?

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I was googling but didn't find much

Baseball Cube it is.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

They do (sorta).

For whatever reason, all of the Japanese league stats are in the B-R minor league section, and are only updated through 2009.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=nishio002tsu

by Chanumas on Nov 9, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

I never thought to look there. Baseball Cube is only updated through 2009 as well, so maybe those numbers just aren’t readily available yet.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's no good

Of the Japanese position players in the MLB now, there is exactly one year of data: Fukudome’s 2007.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

so let's say his numbers deflate to .710 OPS in the US

his glove would have be otherworldly to make up for his bat.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that would have given him the 10th best OPS for SS in 2010

And for a guy who isn’t going to hit for much power, I’d be much more concerned with his OBP.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well, OBP > SLG anyway

doesn’t matter who you are.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I wholeheartedly endorse this message

Yours truly,
Nick Markakis

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Just not literally, Nick.

If you put up a .300/.375/.360 line, I will cry.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yes...

that won’t happen, though. he’s still hitting doubles like a madman even if they haven’t transalted into dingers yet.

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by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I totally agree with that

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And he's going to get a huge payday for that "chance to have the 10th best SS OPS"

Pass.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

what if the posting fee and contract are substantially less?

say a total of 20 million over 3 years?

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that's liveable

If his defense is excellent, that’s fine. I could live that. His bat looks decidedly middle of the road. With a strong glove, that has value.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

For somebody who supposedly projects as a 2B?

For all we know, he’s not a MLB SS. That’s a lot to pay for a guy who might end up sitting on the bench behind B-Rob.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if he can't play SS

then yeah, that changes my opinion. I thought we were discussing him as a SS. My apologies if I mixed up things.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Nonono....you were fine

I feel like I read in one of the articles posted on him that he was likely a 2B in the MLB and not a SS.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The was a blurb from Bobby V (who managed him in Japan)

to the effect of ‘He can be a great SS, but most MLB teams will look at him as a 2B’

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

bobby valentine is a massive idiot

my girlfriend and I figured out that he is:

80% kermit the frog
10% big bird
5% bunsen honeydew
5% joe morgan

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe 17% big bird

there’s a lot of big bird in bobby v, I keep underestimating it

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But he invented the wrap sandwich!

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Its not easy being green

It probably isn’t easy being a massive idiot either.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that statement as "he isn't good enough to play SS"

But maybe that’s just the pessimist in me?

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure what that means

He thinks Nishioka can play SS but most MLB teams will disagree with him and see him as a 2B?

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno either exactly, but

Bobby did coach him so he could be referencing a type of risk-aversion amongst MLB clubs regarding Japanese players, or he could just be speaking out of a feeling of loyalty to the kid and throwing some good sounding bullshit out there. It’s probably more of the latter.

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, i'm a little tough on him

Assuming you mean for the entire league. I think .710 is probably generous too since he’s moving to the AL East.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That's for SS who had enough PA to qualify for the batting title

There were 21 of them in 2010.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And you know who had a .710 OPS last year?

Derek Jeter. Hee.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I could live with Jeter's bat

if he fielded like Adam Everett.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He also had about 710 pointless jump throws from SS

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm looking for some suggestions

for audiobooks. In the next few weeks I’m going to be driving something like 22 hours on long trips, so I need something to keep me entertained – something new and exciting. Have at it.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

I like audiobooks for books that I otherwise wouldn't read

ie books that I find hard to read due to the style of the author. My GF is a huge fan of what I dub the “Three Johns” – John Irving, John Updike, and Jonathan Franzen. I’m not a fan of those guys myself, but we listened to part of a John Irving book in the car using the Audible app for her phone and I was really digging it.

So one of those three dudes.

by PhilR8 on Nov 9, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Audible.com

If you have an Ipod, you can download books from Audible.com. If you have a CD player, you can get CDs from the library. My favorite recent book of non-fiction is “The Map that Changed the World” by Simon Winchester. Winchester, a Brit, is a splendid writer. In the fiction realm, I would read one of three books. “Double Whammy” by Carl Hiassen. “Master and Commander,” which is the first book in the Aubrey-Maturin series (Napoleonic era naval adventure). Or, the first volume in the Richard Sharpe series i(Bernard Cornwell/Napoleonic era army adventure. Cornwell has written prequils, so, I can’t recall the name of the first volume chronologically.

by BaltoBen on Nov 9, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sharpe's Eagle

Great book. I read it for the first time less than a year ago, then Read Sharpe’s Rifles (pretty good) and got halfway through Sharpe’s Gold, which I didn’t think was very good.

Also am in the middle of reading Master and Commander. That entire series isn’t available for Kindle, which annoys me to no end, so I went ahead and bought a paperback copy and then found a pirated e-book version to put on my Kindle.

by PhilR8 on Nov 9, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Updike is great

I’m reading a book of his short stories right now.

I’m partial to mystery novels for long trips. Engaging and keeps you alert.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

"Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase For Lincoln's Killer" by James L. Swanson

Read by Richard Thomas from “The Waltons.” Fascinating history, about 11 hours.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

neat book...

don’t know if it’s on audio, but i’ve started up again on stephen ambrose’s book on custer and crazy horse.

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-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

is the premise

“Well, everyone knows that Custer died at Little Bighorn, but this book presupposes…maybe he didn’t?”

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

wildcat...

wildcat…i gotta go.

but, no. it’s a good read and stephen ambrose is an awesome writer.

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-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Love Ambrose

Which brings me to the next point: Band of Brothers is on audiobook.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

also...

i have his lewis and clark book in the hopper.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Undaunted Courage?

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the one.

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-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Like that....but I still like his WWII books better

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i hear you...

i’ve just been really into pre-1900 u.s. history now for a couple years.

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-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Nov 9, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I see.

Been reading up on the Civil War as well.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I read The Civil War: A Narrative by Shelby Foote last summer

It’s three volumes and I know everything about the civil war now.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory, but my favorite quote

“I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know the context,

but that is hilarious.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything by Gary Shteyngart

Absurdistan, Super Sad True Love Story or Russian Debutante’s Handbook. He is my favorite contemporary author. The books are dark and humorous and very entertaining.

"I believe in Earl Weaver's 'Big Inning Theory of Baseball.' The game was created by a Boog Powell three-run shot. You can look it up."

by Emperor Lrrr on Nov 9, 2010 2:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

World War Z.

The people they got to read are awesome.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 Million

Also, the Patrick O’Brien series has a great auiobook narrator if you like those books. (Master & Commander, etc.)

Also, City of Thieves; Clinton reading his own autobiography, and White Tiger.

If you have tremendous amounts of time listen to Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. This got me through a month of daily commutes.

by typozzz on Nov 9, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

What time do the Gold Gloves get announced?

I need to know how long I have to build up some good righteous indignation.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

3:30 is the answer

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Great...

that won’t add any confusion/controversy to the GG selection process.

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H.L. Mencken

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 9, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes...

The Derek Jeter Commemorative Jump-Throw-Like-A-Tool Award. Roch reporting O’s were shut out. Not a big surprise, really. Cesar actually ended up respectable UZR-wise. Nick and Adam, not so much…

by Fahrenheit 451 on Nov 9, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You could make a case for Wieters I think

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I could really see that happening.

I’m guessing the other candidates for C are Mauer and………Mauer?

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

But it ain’t according to Roch. The thin Molina is probably the most deserving, but my guess is Mauer.

by Fahrenheit 451 on Nov 9, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Jose wasnt a full timer

it’s pretty much the Joe Mauer Award at this point, though Wieters definitely deserves some consideration. He was the highest voted Oriole on the Fielding Bibles, I think.

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...who's the thin one again?

I keep getting them confused. Except for the fat one. I know who he is.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Yadier is the thin one

he’ll probably win, too

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

thin, in this case, is all relative...

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by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

less than 5%

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Posada?

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

less than 1%

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He did introduce fingernail polish to the catcher position this season

He’s a groundbreaker a la Johnny Bench!

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Odds that at least one asshat votes for Posada.

100%

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

they're voted on by managers and coaches

and you can’t vote for your own players, so I have a real hard time seeing how that’s gonna happen

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You think?

I’m with K and B on that one. I bet there is at least one tool out there.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take that bet

you really think Bob Geren is so impressed with Jorge Posada’s obvious struggles that he’s not going to vote for Mauer but for his all-time favorite deteriorating Yankee receiver? Or maybe Buck Showalter? Or Ron Washington? When Posada didn’t get those votes last year?

Nope. Not buying it.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Insert Derek Jeter into that sentence

and you get exactly what happened this year for shortstop, so I can’t really see how you can argue that it isn’t a possibility.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

except Jetes got those votes last year

he has name brand recognition – however poorly earned – for defensive excellence. Posada is pretty much the face of bad catcher defense.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

UZR is stupid.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You don't like UZR?

That is brand new information!

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

I try to post the most up-to-date information possible.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps she likes UZR

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I love Roch reporting that "the O's were shut out."

Ground-breaking investigative work there, Roch. How did you figure that one out?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Roy Halladay on today's economy:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-had-one-piece-of-advice-for-todays-youth-it-w,18438/

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

haha
Also, I strongly recommend you be 6’6" and 230 pounds. It really, really helps, although it’s not completely necessary. For instance, I know a young guy, Tim, who throws a baseball really well; he’s only 5’11", but still has a good job out in San Francisco, a really beautiful city.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not realize Sarfate was granted free agency

Godspeed, dude who I was really angry was being allowed to start for some strange reason. Godspeed.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

mobbies

I thought I clicked off of receiving SPAM when I voted but I just got some junk applevacations.com courtesy of the Sun. I curse you Baltimore Sun. I curse you to hell.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

we all have our crosses to bear

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea....ever since I voted for the Mobbies, I've been getting Baltimore Sun spam

Thanks for nothing, B’more.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't gotten anything

Although I suppose it may have gotten routed to my spam folder. Gotta love the spam folder.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea...it goes to the spam folder

But I prefer opening that folder to “HOORAYYY NO SPAM HERE” than some stupid B’more Sun thing.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I never even look in mine

It gets rid of it automatically after 30 days. I never even see it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Having a separate e-mail account to put at risk for spam bullshit is the ideal.

Or you could be like me and not bother with voting. Shit, I probably shouldn’t admit that.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If we don't win

It’s completely your fault. That, and swine flu. You’ll be responsible for both.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm often blamed for everything.

It’s refreshing every now and again to have something that actually is my fault.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's Canada's fault.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Better question of the day: How many people are actually off for Veteran's Day?

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:41 PM EST reply actions  

good one

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
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by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Me!

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 9, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

me!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

All government employees?

I’m obviously not off and the bus I normally take in is using a super-limited schedule. Considering driving in, but I hate traffic.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All federal employees, yes.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 9, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m off, too; I have a love-hate (mostly hate) relationship with this whole federal employment thing. But in this economy, I’m not gonna complain.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NO, NOT all gov't employees

Because I’m a gov’t employee and I sure don’t have Nov. 11 off.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that duck character didn't have a job.

Just sat around voting for his own blog on the Mobbies all day.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that is some funny shit.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I am, and then I figured I might as well tack Friday on as well.

No sense wasting an opportunity for a 4 day weekend.

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." ~ The Dude

by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my thinking as well

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont have either day off.

You guys suck.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mom sucks

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

How did you know?

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

As a veteran I am offended that people get days off for things like

Easter, President’s Day, MLK Jr Day, etc, but not Veterans Day.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont get any of the above off

Hardly anybody gets Easter off….although some “spring breaks” occur then.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Spring break/vacation whatever you called it is still for Easter

they just changed the name to be politically correct. Just like we have winter breaks now instead of Christmas vacation.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

call not called

was directed at you.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We never got any days off for Easter or spring break when I was in school

I never had a spring break until college.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I always had off for Easter break.

K-12.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Where'd you go to school?

Anne Arundel County didn’t have such luxueries. We did for some reason get off an entire week at Thanksgiving.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to elementary school in Anne Arundel

and the rest was in Calvert. Not once did my spring break not coincide with Easter.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

While we're on it, why is Easter like the third week of April

I’m used to being during opening week.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 9, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Easter is the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after spring starts.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

First Sunday after the first full moon after Passover

That’s a lot of firsts and afters.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I know right.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never had a Spring Break coincide with Easter

Er…that’s not entirely true. I’m Orthodox, so our Easter is generally at a different time than everybody else. Spring Break HAS coincided with my Easter, but far fewer celebrate Orthodox Easter, especially in the US.

But in 16 years of school, I have not had a SB at the same time as the Easter most people celebrate.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know I shouldn't be complaining because I get so many days off for going to Jewish Day School

But since when is Chanukah not important enough to get days off for?!

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going make a joke

but then i thought about how rude that would be to followers of Judaism

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoot

I can take it.

And I was being facetious. Chanukah really isn’t a very important holiday.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wondering but do you learn bout other religions in your school?

In Catholic school i learned about Islam Judaism Buddhism Hinduism Taoism and a bunch more

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...we have comparative religion classes with Christianity and Judaism

Also there’s a classic called Church Jew about Christian-Jewish relations.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

*class

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing about Islam?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 10, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I should add that.

In the comparative religion class we also studied Islam. My bad.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 10, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't trying to insinuate...

anything, I was just curious, especially given the tensions between the religions.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 10, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you were right to ask.

I took the class last year and we spent time a lot of time on Islam.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 10, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I never said it wasn't

but I’m saying it now. But before anyone gets oversensitive, I don’t think Christmas warrants an extended holiday either. One day and that’s it. Religious holidays are overrated. Especially Christmas. Nobody needs a week off to celebrate a holiday that in most cases they don’t really care all that much about.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I was making a joke

Chanukah isn’t that important. The Rabbis refuse to recognize it.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And the whole not caring thing is precisely why we don't get off for Chanukah

The only reason it’s remotely important is because it’s our replacement for Christmas (in terms of presents).

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

For public schools?

Most public schools don’t get Jewish holidays off. Any of them.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I was talking about Jewish schools, specifically

I know you guys don’t get Jew days off.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

And we get Jewish holidays off where I live

We’ve already had this conversation before, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Not all of them.

Nowhere near all of them. Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur are a fraction of Jewish holidays.

Plus Baltimore has a huge Jew population. That seems logical.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh I don't really think so any more.

I think lots of school districts spring break is not during Easter.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't Easter on a Sunday??

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there is Memorial Day, at least.

But yeah, I know that’s not the same function as Veterans Day.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. Memorial Day is to commemorate those who have died

and Veterans Day is for all veterans. As far as I’m concerned both of those holidays should be held in higher regard than any of the others. Without our countries vets we wouldn’t be able to celebrate the rest of them.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The one holiday I'd rather...

dump (or trade for something like Vets Day) is Columbus Day. Fucking history, how does it work?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 9, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think 4th of July is a holiday that pays a lot of respect to those who are/were in the service.

Although it’s not solely for that purpose. But everybody gets off for the 4th. And as far as America goes I don’t think you get a bigger holiday than that.

The warm-weather holidays are probably more prominent for that reason – everyone can be off work when there’s nice weather. Maybe Veterans Day should be in August. Heh.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well considering the origins of Veterans Day

it wouldn’t make sense to have it in August.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Easter is a Sunday.....

No one who doesn’t work at a bank gets Prez Day off anymore, do they?MLK Day I get off, but don’t get Vets Day. Columbus Day or any other holiday aside from Labor Day, Memorial Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Federal employees do.

http://www.opm.gov/Operating_Status_Schedules/fedhol/2010.asp

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, the feds and banks

That’s about it.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

More importantly I get off.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm obviously working in the wrong county...

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a 4 day weekend

Friday, weekend, and Monday.

It seems that you are.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Me

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha....arguing if Derek Jeter is an everyday player

…..on a hockey blog.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

and he won the fucking gold glove???

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yup.

insane.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

A guy on the said hockey blog says he thinks Jeets' OPS will be above .800 next year.

Thoughts?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

well I'll admit

he does good things when he gets to the ball. problem is, he never really gets to the ball with his -4.7 UZR…

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

What blog is this?

I didn’t see anything in the comments or the links, and the only hockey blog I can think of that talks baseball every now and then is Behind the Net.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the list of GG winners

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5784846

Mauer
Teixeira
Cano
Jeter
Longoria
Crawford
Guttieriez
Ichiro
Buehrle

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

well, hey, the outfield looks pretty correct

progress!

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently,

Crawford just couldn’t win one while still a Ray.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

um, he just did...?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically, he's a free agent and not a Ray.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, so Longoria?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If we replaced them with A's, it would be about right.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I can accept all of them, really

except for the ridiculous Cap’n one. Which is…well, ridiculous doesn’t quite cut it. It’s freaking hysterical is what it is.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cano isn't a very good pick, I don't think

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Ellis would have been mine

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

well, care to offer a counter?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ellis, Mark

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I heard you the first time

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll shout next time.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a bad pick

I’d also take Orlando Hudson even if he only played like 125 games.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, okay

I’m just saying its not like Cano is one of the five worse second basemen (ala Jeter). In fact, he’s probably one of the three or four best. It’s the Gold Gloves, if they get it in the ballpark that’s about as much as you can ask for.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah, the Cano pick doesn't offend me certainly

I’m just saying it’s not great.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and Im just saying I can accept him and the rest

but the Cap’n getting a gold glove is just as absurd as giving it to Raffy that year he was a DH.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Hudson wouldn’t be bad either, but I chose Ellis since Hudson didn’t play a whole lot (compared to the others). But come to think of it, I have no idea how many games Ellis played and I’m far too lazy to go to fangraphs or BR to look.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Mauer only started 107 games at catcher.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And only threw out a fifth of potential base stealers!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

all of the yanks have negative UZR numbers for 2010

jeter is slightly worse though, but they’re all bad picks. teixeira though gets fan scouting reports despite bad UZR numbers.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd think the lack of errors by the Yankee infield helped Teixeira drastically, too

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by Andrew_G on Nov 9, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Another reason I don't really buy UZR

Cano was pretty darn good in the field this year. You could argue he didn’t deserve a GG, but he was good.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't use one case to make a decision about for or against any metric.

but certainly fan reports liked Cano as well on fangraphs.

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by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

DRS, which Andrew and I love to praise, likes Cano.

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by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's funny...

Before Jeter falls into the stands after making a catch:
8 full major league seasons – 0 gold gloves

After Jeter busts his face making a relatively routine play look exceedingly difficult:
7 full seasons – 5 gold gloves.

Never has one person gained so much by bashing his head into a large piece of metal.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Nov 9, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...that's a great look at things.

A viable method for Garrett Atkins to get back in the league….

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the seat might take the worse punishment in that matchup.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Nov 9, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea....Big Tooth will probably take that seat out.

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand would like to speak with you

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by PBR me ASAP! on Nov 9, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be...

2 time World Champion Aaron Rowand. It makes me happy that he has more WS rings than Alex Rodriguez.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Nov 9, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

got himself a job after breaking his face on the center field wall in the playoffs a few years back.

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by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nate Mclouth won a gold glove in 2008(?)

pretty much only because he made an awesome play in the ASG.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at that guy's contract:

He gets 6.5M next year, and a 1.25M buyout in 2012. I am going to go ahead and assume that the Braves will decline his 10.65M option that year.

Maybe he did gain a little more than the Cap’n, relatively speaking. What happened on that play? I don’t remember, ‘cause I haven’t watched a full All-Star game since Cal hit that HR off of Chan Ho Park. This one matters? Not when Ty Wigginton is the only player representing my team.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Nov 9, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Runner on second, base hit up the middle

and he threw the game winning run out at home.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Intentionally at that.

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by O'sFan21 on Nov 9, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Buehrle probably won solely on that Opening Day between the legs glove flip.

Not that I would complain if that was the case. That was a pretty sweet play.

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by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He won last year, too

I don’t feel educated enough on it to have an opinion on it, though.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

11 pickoffs

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

11 pickoffs uncalled balks

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

or maybe noncalled. I am smart I promise.

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by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that is just vomitorious (sp?)

No, it’s not a word, but today is MLB’s Annual Alternate Reality Fest, so what the hell. I mean, jesus, they left off Swisher, Granderson, A-Roid, AJ, Jorge…and it really pisses me they left off AJ. Afterall, the best defense is putting it right between the shoulders. Robbie fucking Cano? God, I didn’t think they could make a worse selection than Jeter, but they rose to the occassion.

by Fahrenheit 451 on Nov 9, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah....Cano was a much better pick that Jeter

At least Cano’s defense wasn’t fucking awful.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd agree they're similar picks

In that they both scoop up most of what’s hit right at them, but how in hell do you hand out defensive awards to guys with such crap range? Oh, I forgot…it’s not a defensive award.

by Fahrenheit 451 on Nov 9, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I started playing Baseball Mogul 2006 (which I just heard of yesterday).

I turned the Orioles into World Series champs. I traded away veterans for prospects (Markakis won rookie of the year, and I traded for Jones, Ryan Zimmerman, Brian McCann and some other guys) and then to make a run for the World Series I traded for Pujols, Dunn, and Halladay.

Clearly the O’s should have hired me back in 2006.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

I used to be in a mogul league

Also was in an Out of the Park Baseball 4 league. This was back when I had a ton of free time to devote to that sort of thing. My friend (he posts here as UH-60) was still in a Mogul league until he discovered Evony a few months ago.

by PhilR8 on Nov 9, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Just looked up Out of the Park Baseball.

I downloaded Mogul because it was free, but I might check out Out of the Park. I looked it up, and they released a free version, too, for cheap bastards like me. Then again, I’m too busy managing this team. :P

I actually doubt I’d be able to devote much time to either, but I just decided to give this one a try.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

is OOTP totally free?

I’ve been wanting to get a mogul game for awhile now.

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by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I've got Baseball Mogul 2010

Awesome game…Wieters has developed quite nicely, and after I signed Fielder, we took off…

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I considered trading for Fielder.

But the Brewers wanted too much. I was also offered Adrian Gonzalez in a trade, but couldn’t make it work for me. Oh well, I guess that Albert guy is kind of good.

The one bad thing about playing the 2006 version is the Orioles I’m missing. No Wieters, and I want to see Matusz, Tillman, Arrieta, and Britton develop instead of Adam Loewen and Hayden Penn (well, I traded Penn…). Brandon Erbe is in the game at least.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Man...

We should do a CC mogul league…except all of us would want to be the Orioles…and I don’t know how to run a Mogul league.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I only started playing it yesterday.

So I’m guessing there’s a lot of features I’m not familiar with. And not only would everyone want to be the O’s, absolutely no one would want to be the Yankees or Red Sox.

That reminds me, besides trying to win, I’m also trying to systematically screw the Red Sox and Yankees. I traded for a young Dustin Pedroia, and then just used him in another trade.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha nice

I took the 1988 Orioles and built a dynasty based around a 9-player trade for Tony Gywnn. It’s awesome. I have Mussina and Schilling and they are dominating now in the mid-1990s.

I know that with the Mogul leagues you can have the computer run as many teams as you want – so you could have as few as two people in the league. I’ve thought of trying to do it but everytime I checked it out it seemed complicated. Mogul isn’t made to easily play online…

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't remember who I traded Pedroia to.

Then I saw it was to the Braves, and it was partially because I felt bad for taking McCann. I might try out a historical team later. The idea of having Mussina and Schilling together is awesome. And, nice, Gwynn and Ripken on the same team.

I don’t even know where to begin with making an online Mogul league. But if enough people are interested I could give it a shot (if no one else knows how to, that is).

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool

Everyone would have to have the same version of Mogul. I’d be in…

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The 2006 version is free, so I think we could all just use that.

That’s the one I’m playing right now. We could Fanpost this?

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, go for it

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to, but I think I may have hit a tiny roadblock.

From the Sports Mogul site: “Baseball Mogul Online is no longer in service.”

Well, that just sucks.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

You manually email the file around. That’s what I mean – it’s not very automated.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

This does seem like a pain in the ass. I’ll make a Fanpost anyway, but do you think you can clarify a little more so I don’t just come off as an idiot? (Like I am now).

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Im in just need more info dude.

I would be willing to be someone other than the O’s. I would even be willing to be the Yankees or Sox if no one else was avaliable.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I just made the Fanpost.

If you have any questions, you can leave them there.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I really like MLB Power Pros 2008, but not having (or having to make myself) most of the current O’s is frustrating.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Nov 9, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have that option with Mogul.

I just have to settle for not having them. I have my favorites, at least, in Roberts and Markakis (who is developing into a star and loves Baltimore). But part of the reason that I traded for Halladay wasn’t just to solidify myself as a contender, but also to fill that hole in my heart left by not having Matusz.

by ahoque24 on Nov 9, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the deal with this whole Cam Newton thing?

I don’t know how true it is, but it doesn’t sound that surprising to me.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

I liked the story I read about how churches are used to launder money for some of these top recruits

Money is put in a collection plate and the recruit and/or recruit’s family happens to acquire the money…

Pretty weird stuff. Newton looks guilty as hell, but I don’t care, really. I agree with the notion that the top-flight football/basketball kids in college are essentially exploited.

Now, I did read a story on ESPN or something that he was caught cheating on term papers at the University of Florida. If that sinks him, that’s something else. But I don’t care about the money stuff.

America was a farting country. - Ragtime, E.L. Doctorow

by Eat More Esskay on Nov 9, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was referring for the stuff that surfaced today about cheating

That’s why it says it doesn’t surprise me. I have family friends who are professors at UMD and they say that the athletes are an absolute hell to teach. They didn’t get into college for the brains.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean

football players cheat all the time. Newton was just unlucky enough to get caught.

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Pro Football South
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by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

In what way, though?

There are plenty of ways to cheat, and in terms of academic cheating, you’re absolutely right. They’re usually not particularly smart people and that’s not why they’re in college. It makes sense that they would cheat academically.

NOTE: I am not saying that all athletes are dumb or cheat academically. Just a lot of them aren’t very smart so it’s not a surprise if they cheat.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I mean academically

what other way is there to cheat other than steroids?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The other accusation against him

Being bribed…although I’m not sure if that’s really cheating. Academically speaking I’m not prepared to give Newton the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I’m unforgiving in that way, but it all seems pretty obvious.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way...is that you in your profile picture?

You look a lot older than 16 if so.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ha.

that’s Ben Troupe, only the most irrelevant tight-end draft pick in the history of Tennessee Titans football!

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
"smoke weed, eat yogurt"

by danielreese05 on Nov 9, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

I was just checking.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Pumpkin Whoopie Pies

I mentioned these the other day. The recipe’s off a little bit—too much pumpkin, I think—but they’re damned tasty.

Recipe link

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

Yea...that's 1/2 to 3/4 cup more than I'd have used

This one works great.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

cool! thanks.

i have a bunch of leftover filling which is headed for the freezer, so i’ll try that one next.

also, in my recipe above? too much sugar in the filling. i cut it by a third and it’s still a little too sweet.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Nov 9, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

If you use cream cheese and butter, I try to limit the confectioners sugar in the filling

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by twistedlogic on Nov 9, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone here shop at Costco?

My dad got this giant pumpkin pie there…yummy.

I’m obsessed with Costco.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

For some reason I read that as great pumpkin pie

And I thought of Charlie Brown. LOL

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 9, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i eat entirely too much food from costco

and their pumpkin cheesecake is de-lic.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 9, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Their entire bakery is amazing

Their cupcakes are literally the size of a baby’s head.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

BJ's

Sam’s Club is good too.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahahaha when they are gargantuan

And they’re really, really good.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Nov 9, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I know something else that is gargantuan.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody call Chris Hanson.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ewww

I meant Shaq’s feet.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're both minors anyway

Not that I didn’t feel a little weird when I saw who the reply was to.

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by Stacey on Nov 9, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh

this conversation is getting very awkward.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Thanks

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Nov 9, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was waiting for this.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So, last week's bad decision

I pre-ordered Call of Duty: Black Ops from Amazon.com with the “release-day guarantee!”

Yeah, there’s a reason I’m on CC right now. Because I don’t have the game. I got the e-mail yesterday, AFTER they shipped it late, saying it would be late, but since they had already shipped, I couldn’t cancel. They refunded my $1 shipping charge as their way of saying sorry. Yeah, that’s helping me a lot right now.

So, enjoy playing CoD:BO my gaming people. I’ll join you sometime this week, TBA.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

I'm gonna pick it up tomorrow

so dont feel too bad.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 9, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't get it till next week

No money.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I may have to teach freshmen all day..

but at least I can afford my games, so there’s that, I guess.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 9, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No Job = No money

I’m not that all excited for it. I mean i am but i still enjoy MW2.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Nov 9, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you on 360 or PS3?

I was lucky enough to get my (regular edition – game only) order yesterday but it came much later than normal. I couldn’t get into a MP game to save my life for ten minutes (kept getting kicked back to the lobby) so I started the campaign before finally trying MP again (succesfully this time).

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 10, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Duck is 360

I’m PS3

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Nov 12, 2010 7:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Well to those looking for online gaming...

I’m TFJ1982 on Live and McNutty82 on PSN.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Nov 15, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just finished the first episode of the Walking Dead

Excellent, and not nearly as scary as i expected.

by kba26 on Nov 9, 2010 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Some news:

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2010/11/vmart_drawing_i.html

A major league source has indicated that six teams (and that includes the Red Sox) have inquired about Victor Martinez. No firm list yet of who those teams are, but early interest had come from teams like the Tigers, Rockies, Blue Jays, Mariners, Rangers and Orioles.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Nov 9, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

My fave reaction to that

In which I "express interest" in Cliff Lee

Ken Rosenthal reports that "7-8 teams" have expressed interest already in free agent left-hander Cliff Lee. I’m interested in Cliff Lee too — he’s a good pitcher and I’m going to have to write about him for the next several years, after all — so let’s make it "7-8 teams + one blogger." You can play that game all day if you want to, because no one has defined what "expressed interest" really means in a baseball context.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Nov 10, 2010 6:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Calcaterra

but here he’s trying to be clever for the sake of being clever. It doesn’t make much brain power to interpret “express interest”. We all know it just means a team called Lee’s agent to check in. It means nothing else. That one call may be the last call or it might mean the team might actually be interested.

Your mother.

by birdman on Nov 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

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