'Tis a Saturday, and all that comes with it. Please enjoy the opportunity to trade witty bon mots with your fellow Orioles  followers, and perhaps a recommendation for recreational activity on this fine weekend. Just be nice to each other, because Stacey and I won't be around much. And I swear, if I have to clean this place up when I get home, you won't like the consequences, young man. Or young lady, as the case may be.

Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this Open Thread. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?