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Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Feller dies at 92 - MLB News | FOX Sports on MSN
Bob Feller, the Iowa farm boy whose powerful right arm earned him the nickname ''Rapid Robert'' and made him one of baseball's greatest pitchers during a Hall of Fame career with the Cleveland Indians, has died. He was 92.

Oriole Magic! Earl Weaver confirms he's still alive, corrects NYT - Big League Stew
I know this is old news, but I love that Earl Weaver "denied the allegations." - Stacey

Orioles | More on Koji Uehara contract - KFFL
Some Koji contract details. Did you know he has a limited no-trade clause? -zk

Orioles Insider: Orioles not raising 2011 season ticket prices
"For the fourth consecutive year, the Orioles are not raising season-ticket prices for any of their packages, according to the club’s annual renewal letter sent out this week."

Steve Melewski: Avery reflects on his AFL experience
Xavier Avery didn't do much in the Arizona Fall League, but felt like he got better. Dude, you hit .188 in 21 games with just 5 RBI and 0 HR. What, exactly, did you work on?

School of Roch: Paying the utilities
"I know against right-handed pitching...I know what you're saying, but the offseason's not done," he said. "There are some options we're looking at. We look and see the same thing you're talking about." Buck Showalter not only makes out line ups in December, he's also psychic, predicting reporter's questions. What can't he do?

Source: Kevin Gregg, Baltimore Orioles close; Boston Red Sox, Washington Nationals lingering - ESPN Boston
"Right-handed reliever Kevin Gregg is close to signing a two-year deal with the Baltimore Orioles worth $12 million, according to a league source." Here's a thought, Kevin. Don't blow the lead in the home opener after pitching horribly in two of the three road games to start the season. We don't like that much.

PressBox: Reynolds And Hardy Form New Left Side Of Infield
"Where other general managers saw red flags -- injuries, underachievement, inconsistency and too many strikeouts -- Andy MacPhail saw promise and potential."

Another Case Where ERA Deceives | FanGraphs Baseball
I love me some "Player A" versus "Player B" debates. I do that all the time with Dave Stewart.

Berken Baseball Camp next month | Green Bay Press Gazette
"The fourth annual Berken Baseball Camp, featuring De Pere native and Baltimore Orioles pitcher Jason Berken, will be held Jan. 15 and 16 at the West De Pere High School..." Wait, the fourth annual? That was a bit presumptuous, Jason.

Japan-U.S. Baseball: Toward a 'Real' World Series? - Japan Real Time - WSJ
Not really. Not only does the article pour cold water on any thought of a "global" World Series, it also mentioned that Japanese pro players haven't committed to playing in the World Baseball Classic in 2013.

Revisiting the 1971 Orioles and their four 20-game winners - Big League Stew
BLS gives some love to the 1971 Orioles rotation.

As I say, it's no skin off my nose. But one of these days this bright young man is going to be asking Open Thread for a job. 

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I couldn't sleep so I discovered Parks and Recreation.

I stayed up late watching it. God, what a hilarious show.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 7:36 AM EST reply actions  

What are your thoughts on Community?

Consensus seems to be that it’s well funnier than Parks and Rec, even though they have similar senses of humor.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 16, 2010 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Love Community too

I just discovered Parks and Rec and I like it a lot. I’m a big fan of Amy Poehler.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Nick Offerman is the greatest thing to ever happen to prime time sitcoms

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha yes.

He’s great. He does an amazing impression of someone with a hernia.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

that was the first episode I saw

I loved it immediately.

Bacon-wrapped shrimp. I wasn’t offering.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

The second season is much better than the first.

I love the contrast between Leslie and the other unhappy workers. It really works.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

He was also in one episode of Deadwood

which sort of freaked me out. He got himself killed by Wild Bill.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I like Parks and Rec

not necessarily more than Community but Parks and Rec has Aubrey Plaza. Who is really really cute.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Holidays from your Baltimore Orioles

Everyone here may be on the mailing list, but just in case:

http://link.mlblists.com/r/TSAR2O/8ZYYRV/0G0LM9/4MKOB9/VLWRL5/94/t?a=4332298&b=174459788

I kept waiting for the 5 little Birds in the snow to morph into our young starters.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 8:24 AM EST reply actions  

aren't those birds the cutest?

I totally aww’d when I got that in my email.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

It's those little O's snowcaps

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I know they're adorable!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

So Jesse Crain signs a three year deal with the White Sox

Matt Guerrier signs a three year deal with the Dodgers. The whole world is going reliever crazy!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

Flanabeattie Virus

It’s going around

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd be all for signing Jesse Orosco or Armando Benitez.....

Or even Jose Mesa if he’s available.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Sadly only Arthur Rhodes is left from that era.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

We can pull them out of retirement.

The O’s like overpaying for crappy relievers anyways.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Let 'em!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

no, no, it's

GET ’EM.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Not in this case

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Rumor is that Derrek Lee signed with the Padres, though I don't see it official anywhere

Part of me hopes that someone else snatches up LaRoche so that the O’s are forced to put Luke at 1B against their will.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

I was talking to my girlfriend about that whole discussion last night

and I realized that we haven’t heard anything about what the Orioles Plan B is if they don’t sign Lee or LaRoche. It’s gotta be go in-house, right? What else is even out there?

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 8:38 AM EST up reply actions  

*insert Garrett Atkins joke*

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 16, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically, as of now?

Garrett Atkins (31)
Willy Aybar (28)
Russell Branyan (35)
Jorge Cantu (29)
Troy Glaus (34)
Nick Johnson (32)
Casey Kotchman (28)
Mark Kotsay (35)
Adam LaRoche (31) – Type B, offered arb
Derrek Lee (35) – Type A, not offered arb
Fernando Tatis (36)
Mike Sweeney (37)

Yeah, in-house sounds good.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

a whole buncha crap

I mean, Cantu and Nick Johnson were talked about yesterday and they’re still around, but that’s really it. Unless you’re interested in Fernando Tatis.

I wonder if they would instead sign an older guy to a one year deal to play DH (as you’ve mentioned before), maybe Damon or Thome or something. That’d give you Reimold, Pie, Scott, and Old DH to rotate between three positions. And let’s not forget the O’s had Reimold playing 1B at AAA last year. He didn’t get in too many games, but it’s something.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

he still owns the record for most grand slams in one inning!

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

nevermind

just looked it up….2 in a game

by YeahDonnie on Dec 16, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, from Wikipedia....he is the only player ever to have a "most ultimate grand slam"

History-making grand slams

On August 14, 1998, at Jacobs Field in Cleveland, Hoiles became the 9th player ever to hit two grand slams in one game.

On May 17, 1996, Hoiles joined the list of 23 major league players who have hit an ultimate grand slam when he hit a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth with the Baltimore Orioles down by three runs against the Seattle Mariners. But besides being simply an “ultimate” grand slam, Hoiles’ homer may be considered the “most ultimate” grand slam of all time, as he hit his home run on a full 3-2 count with 2 outs,1 the only time in major league history this has ever been recorded.

by YeahDonnie on Dec 16, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

that's pretty effing awesome

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

everything about Chris Hoiles is awesome

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

remember the time

when hoiles was getting walked intentionally and he swung at the pitch, hit the catchers glove and got on?

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

almost as awesome...

as albert belle REFUSING to take a base when he was hit by a pitch!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I sold Hoiles a pair of boots

Just wanted to brag about that. I was in college at Towson, working at Sunny’s in Timonium. He seemed like a very friendly, laid back guy.

by Dingbat Charlie on Dec 16, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah

I miss Chris Hoiles.

All time Favorite Orioles (I’m only 26)
Cal, BJ Surhoff, Chris Hoiles, B-Rob

by YeahDonnie on Dec 16, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

no JayPay?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Mine is Harold Baines

And I have no idea why… just grew up loving him as a kid.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Because he's awesome, obviously

Harold is also one of my favorites. And Brady Anderson.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I would hate to find out I loved him dearly

From 3rd to 8th grade only to find out he had a WAR of .5 or something and was pretty worthless.

Ok, not firing that one up again… but I could believe it.

I think it was the first baseball card I ever got and I just fell in love with the guy. (figuratively)

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

when you're a kid, does it even matter if your favorite is really good or not?

My first favorite player was probably Larry Sheets, for crying out loud.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

My obsession with Harold Baines...

was no where NEAR my obsession with John Starks. I was totally addicted to the guy. He remaines my favorite athlete of all time. I fell in love with basketball in 2nd grade and his tenacity and fearlessness on the court spurred me to become a sports fan in general.

In any case, a couple of years after I joined the Air Force I was sitting in ESPNZone in Times Square and lo and behold, he walked through the door. Even at 22 years old my heart went pitter-patter, pitter-patter. I was so completely nervous I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t have a camera on my phone so I jogged to the nearest shop and bought a disposable. I gathered up the nerve to approach him and he was completely gracious and chatted with me for about 10 minutes.

That picture will hang in my man-cave till the day I die.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

haha...

i liked joe orsulak, too.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

As much as I loved Orsulak

Man, I hope Nicky is better than that.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Even without the home runs

Nick has a lot more power. Orsulak could get into one every now and then, but he was really a slap hitter — his doubles always seemed to be grounders along the lines rather than driving the gap like Markakis. Nick also walks, and Orsulak didn’t do that much (though I’d have to look it up to be sure how big the difference is).

Orsulak was incredibly fun to watch because of his slightly weird batting approach — he just looked weird when he swung — and the fact that he was always diving for balls and seemed to be making amazing catches. I don’t know if that’s because he was good or because he was terrible, though.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Dec 16, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

br comps...

does mention a few former o’s: steve finley, juan beniquez and pat kelly. markakis is definitely a better player already and is about to his the sweet spot of his peak years.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, he made some astounding catches

he was a terrific fielder, and really knew how to play the RF wall.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

1987 AL MVP!!!!!

Yeah, maybe the worst sports prediction I’ve ever made.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? You're leaving out a bunch of stuff

Broncos over 49ers in SB XXIV
Caps over Wings in ’98 Cup Final
Braves over NYY in ’96 & ’99 WS…

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Dec 16, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, the Broncos pick was worse.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a great time

many to choose from. Eric Davis was impossible to not hold dear to our hearts

by KellRawLive on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

oh def, one of my all time faves

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give a shoutout to my boy Jeff Conine.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

as a little kid

I had a strange fascination with the idea of having two guys named Harold on the same team. Also I adored Lee Smith, even though I had no idea what a save was (I assumed that it was a pick-off, which doesn’t make any sense, but then neither does the correct definition of the term).

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Jesse Orosco

favorite O’s reliever. Just loved that guy as a kid.

by YeahDonnie on Dec 16, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

i had an unatural affection towards

jerry hairston jr. when i was in middle school he came to my town with sam perlozzo and put on an infield clinic. we talked for a while and he signed my glove. He was a good guy all around.

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Stacey

I think its time to do another “How old are you?” poll…..

I feel like we’re getting younger, lol.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I can confirm

that I’m older than i was the last time we did a poll like that.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I totally preferred

Hairston to Roberts whenever they were competing for the 2b job.

good decision, Steve.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I hated Harrison

Becuase B-rob was my first favorite player. I think whenever I was at the home Sunday games (which our family has season tix for) I’d boo him every time during the starting lineup.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Dec 16, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i liked...

when mills and rhodes were sporting those old timey moustaches…and were also near lockdown performers.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Aw, man, Arthur Rhodes

LOVED that dude when he was with us.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Hard to believe...

he came up as a starter before finding his niche in the pen.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

What's hard to believe is how fucking awesome he still is.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 16, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yes...

buddy of mine and i used to love watching harold baines. we called him “the professional” just b/c his approach at the plate was so refined.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember being a huge fan of Gregg Olson

though i was only 7 when he left the Orioles, so i really can’t even remember why i liked him.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

you liked him because he kicked ass

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

that curve...

really was something to behold.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

But i have absolutely no memory of it

and doubt i could comprehend how good a specific pitch when i was 6. I just knew he was awesome.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, man...

beeyooteefull.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

He was absolutely great for a couple of years.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Dec 16, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

OTTER!

what a curve! a true drop-off-the-table pitch.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Reppin' the Shore

Baseball coaches over here swear he was th efastest baseball player they ever saw. Kinda ironic, given how his career played out. Daughter plays/played b-ball at Easton HS over here

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Bad knees, man...

they’ll kill ya.

I remember reading in a program one year (94, 96?) that he was a big outdoors guy and grew up on the ES.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Mine is ultimately Kiko Garcia

One, game, he fouled off 14 straight pitches. No lie.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I was a big Baines fan.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 16, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree with all those

and would add Mr. Marlin to that list as well.

by PhilR8 on Dec 16, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

definitely

I watched this entire show about him doing the iron man competition in Hawaii one year. It was great.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Tim Leary

He began my hatred of MFY. Breaking Hoiles’ wrist with a doctored ball. I hope he dies in a fire.

by uneasy rider on Dec 16, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I was at that game. It was pure awesome.

I was there for my 15th birthday and it was also the last O’s game I attended. Until this June when they come to Seattle.

.02

by HIO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that'd be a fair compromise if we lose out on the "decent" 1b options here

or they won’t sign for a reasonable contract.

Can you imagine how much the HR production (all other stats ignored, of course) would change between this year and last if we had Thome and Reynolds in addition to Scott in the everyday lineup? Mmmmm.

by zsiv on Dec 16, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I know that Jim Thome is about 400 years old

But if the Orioles signed him I’d be all fan girl up in this place. I love that guy so much. If Jim Thome were an Oriole, Felix would be in danger of losing his place as Oriole I’d most like to hug.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know,

Thome doesn’t seem like a very huggable guy to me. I think he would be enjoyable to hug, but I don’t think he would enjoy being hugged. Felix, I guess, is the opposite. I imagine he would really enjoy being hugged.

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on Dec 16, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe you haven't seen his twitter feed

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

its all about mashing taters.

guy cracks me up!

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

i think itd be fun to have him as a bench piece

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

JIM JAM

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Hadn't seen it.

SIGN HIM NOW.

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on Dec 16, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahah you know that's not ACTUALLY Jim Thome on twitter, right?

Although it is part of the reason why I love him so much.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I know it's not,

but I could at least pretend it was. Until you ruined it.

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on Dec 16, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry for ruining it.

I’m a jerk that way.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

It's okay.

It just means my original point is still valid. Thome would be amused by a hug; Felix would be overjoyed.

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I bet old Jim Jam would love a hug

I also always wanted to hug Frank Thomas. Sadly it never happened.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Y'all know the boat sinks at the end of "Titanic", right?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

soylent green is people.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

There is no cake...

it’s a lie.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I see dead people

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He's his father...

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

HE was Keyser Soze all along?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

rosebud is a sled

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Taylor discovers the Statue of Liberty

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Dec 16, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

ahaha

well played.

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Moldy at 1B

I would love to see a tweet that says that Reimold has invested in first baseman gloves and is currently working with Boog Powell.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

someone needs to teach Reimold how to make pulled pork the right way

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Boog doesn't make pulled pork

Get with the program!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

It's right next to Thrasher's French Fries.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

wow how long has it been there?

I haven’t been to OC in forever.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe a decade?

It’s been a while.

Also has a place in West OC.

http://www.boogsbbq.com/

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

I don’t even remember that last time I was in OC. 2005, maybe? Guess I didn’t make it down to the inlet.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Seems like it's been longer

But I don’t honestly know.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It has been there a pretty long time

My parents recall going there with their parents.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Dec 16, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Boog's hasn't been there THAT long

Now, Thrashers, obvi.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he freezes it

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Dec 16, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Help with fact-checking

Does anyone know a site that has historical lists of general managers by franchise? B-R’s general manager category is a bit weak (tho B-R generally rocks the world). A general Bing search turns up a lot of articles about GMs, but no history.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 8:56 AM EST reply actions  

I've always had trouble with that.

I’d be interested in knowing myself. In the past I’ve used Wikipedia, honestly, but it’s not that great. Maybe Baseball Almanac?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Almanac has a place for the info

But it is virtually unpopulated so far:
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/teams/general_managers.shtml

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't know if anyone cares,

but Amazon has all of Seinfeld on DVD for $85 today.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:10 AM EST reply actions  

Bragging just a bit...

on one of my former wrestlers.

Welcome Home, Marine.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

i just had my first EVER mcdonalds breakfast

and i was pleasantly surprised…not awful….:/

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

breakfast is the only thing McDonalds is good for

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno,

I really like the Chipotle BBQ snack wraps.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Is the McRib gone yet?

Because those commercials with close ups of peoples mouths eating that processed meat with fake meat ribs built in with sauce running down their faces literally made me feel nauseous.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't even know.

A friend of mine kept telling me that I had to try one, but I can’t remember the last time I went to a McDonald’s.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

when i was in sarasota last year for spring training

that was all we ate . we would get 4-5 of them and go to the game and it was incredible…nwo the sight of one makes me wanna die…

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

ew

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to think that, too

but multiple Lovecraft-esque horrifying experiences later and I’m done with the arches.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what that means

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

he wrote horror stories

usually about demons or ancient gods or fish monsters or stuff like that

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I usually only eat McDonalds breakfast when I'm hung over

So maybe the demons aren’t as obvious then.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, in Rochester there is a much worse hungover breakfast food

so I never had the pleasure of hungover McDonalds.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

We used to visit friends in Virginia and drink a ton

then stop at McDonalds on the way home for breakfast and a fountain soda. If I wake up hungover in Baltimore I don’t go to McDonalds.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

...or zombies

Don’t forget the zombies.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 16, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm completely with you on this one

Subway is pretty ubiquitous these days, I’ll usually go there instead. I have yet to brave their seems-to-be-slightly-modified-lunch-menu breakfast though, heh.

by zsiv on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish I liked Subway...

But after living in Philly for five years, it just makes me want a good hoagie. :(

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, but you can't bank on having a good sub shop within any given five blocks

but in the city, that’s pretty much how it is with subway. Plus, you can request off-the-menu Old Bay on your subs if you go to one in MD, they all stock it as far as I know, which earns them a few points in my books.

by zsiv on Dec 16, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

I’m eating some right now. First time I’ve been to McDonalds in quite a while. Oh and Shamrock shakes are good.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I JUST went to McDonalds

for the first time in forever today because I had a coupon for free coffee. I am a coffee nerd, so the slightly weak overdone coffee I wouldn’t pay for, but the fact that they put the cream and sugar in the bad free coffee is kind of nice.

Birdland and Buck both start with B... coincidence? I think not.

by Birdland in NC on Dec 16, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I really like their pancakes

I haven’t had a McD’s breakfast sandwich in longer than I can remember.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

what I like to say about McDonalds

they have some really fine chemists working for them and health/actualfoodingredients be damned they make tasty things.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot of mcdonald's food is actually surprisingly natural

That does not in any way though mean its good for you.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, from Newegg:

Wedding bands…?

(Okay, I know another company is selling it through Newegg, but it’s still weird.)

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

geeks need to get married, too!

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

(unless they're gay)

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

hrm...just so we're clear

I fully support civil rights for all folks regardless of whatever. Just making a bad joke about the ludicrous state of things in the world.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

but haven't you heard? Gays HAVE the right to marry!

They just gotta marry someone of the opposite sex. No one is saying they can’t get married. They just can’t marry each other. We don’t need a bunch of homos running around married to each other. Think of the havoc that would cause!

(crossing my fingers this doesn’t turn into a huge thing)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It's gonna turn into a huge thing.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, I couldn't resist

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

quick - change subjects

The Orioles should sign Adam LaRoche because he has the potential to contribute to the Orioles long term success.

wait….

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a threat to my marriage

Adam LaRoche will cause me so much angst and stress it’s a threat to my blesssed union. I oppose.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

WAR WAR WAR!

garble garble garble

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah,

I do rather wish that if people don’t want lengthy debates or heated discussions, they wouldn’t just throw their political (etc.) views out there. Especially when it’s in a rather mocking tone.

That said, no, I’m not doing this today, either. :P

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You did see my shout-out to one of my former wrestlers who's a Marine?

There’s a subject we can all agree on.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

well I do apologize Vuff

it was a bad joke that I instantly regretted.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I also apologize

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

No worries.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

next you're going to want oranges to be able to marry platypuses!

WHERE DOES IT END STACEY!?

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

But if the orange and the platypus are in love, what's the harm?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Obviously if an orange and platypus can marry

it eliminates all incentive for straight, human couples to procreate, thus ending the world.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to live in a world where a platypus can't make sweet love to an orange anyway.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Emphasis on the "sweet"?

Ba-dum, tish!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

So I was thinking about that big discussion yesterday

about how it doesn’t matter if you have a bunch of two win players if you don’t have any stars, so you might as well just use whoever costs the least amount of money.

But if in 2011, what if Nick plays like it’s 2008 and Matt Wieters plays like Bill James thought he would and Brian Matusz becomes totally awesome? Then wouldn’t it make sense to have the two win players?

We’ve been saying all along that the improvement of this team will depend on the core players we have, but what happens if they improve drastically and we have some AAA guy playing first base or whatever?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Well, that was I think the argument that was against me

and I have my own counter that I was thinking about. What if we let Luke play first and DH Reimold and he hits like he did in 2009? I think Nolan repeating something he’s already done is a lot more possible than Wieters turning into an offensive juggernaut. Well, if that happened, then Reimold would be about a 2 win player himself, and we’d have the benefit of knowing more about the kid, and we wouldn’t have spent money (and more important to me, years) on a stopgap first basemen, and we’d have the same basic level of performance out of DH and first base that we’d get with the stopgap.

Listen: I am not at all interested in going through this again. It’s done. Also I’m spending the afternoon driving north and literally can’t argue all day about anything. But I think there has been an underestimation of what our in-house options are capable of.

"This is a time when if we weren’t cynical we’d shoot ourselves."

by Andrew_G on Dec 16, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree on the Reimold thing

And I am hoping it turns out that way. But I was just thinking about it, is all. I didn’t get to participate in a lot of that conversation because I was out of the office. I’m not trying to start another big thing.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Too late - it's gonna be a big thing. Again.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

whatever!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

what do you like better

assuming we don’t sign a FA
Moldy or Luke at 1B with the other as a DH.
My whole feeling is I don’t want a platoon. Pick one and let them learn the position.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess, for me,

the main question is: if they save $5M in ‘11 by not picking up a first baseman, would they actually invest it in the draft and/or amateur talent? If they would, then heck no, I don’t want us signing an new 1B. But if they wouldn’t — and it doesn’t seem like they usually move unspent FA money to the draft — then we might as well pick another guy up.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Or, I should say,

then I’m okay with them picking another guy up, though I’d still rather give Felix, Nolan, and Luke at-bats all year.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Reimold and Scott

I would like to see the Os give regular at bats to Pie, Reimold, and Scott this year. After his great 2010, Luke deserves to play every day. I am still a believer in Reimold, who has power, which is a rare commodity in the Orioles’ system. I also believe that Pie will be an every day outfielder. If we sign a stopgap 1B, we are taking away playing time from players, Reimold and Pie especially, who need to play to develop.

by BaltoBen on Dec 16, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

It’s not like we have anybody ready for 1B next year anyway so a one year deal doesn’t hurt anyone. People talk about Mahoney but he’s not going to make it up this year. Snyder isn’t ready to start this year and may never be. Either that or a DH with maybe Luke playing first I could stomach.

by tjk on Dec 16, 2010 9:36 AM EST reply actions  

You should have gotten one of the bundles.

I paid regular price when I got mine and it came with Uncharted. This was last fall and the game was a little old, but at least I had something out of the gate. It was also a really good game.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm not getting my tv until christmas anyway

so having a game or two now won’t make much of a difference.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Also none of the bundles i saw right now really included games/movies i wanted

the $75 Amazon credit is enough to cover one game i really like and then part of something else

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea I forgot about the gift card.

That makes it just like a bundle.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I just discovered

that I forgot to put on a belt this morning. And yet I’m wearing a tie. I suck.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

That happens from time to time.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel completely awkward whenever I am wearing pants with beltloops... but no belt

I think people are staring at me and wondering, “What the hell was he thinking?” I try to console myself with the thought that no one will notice, but then I remember how I notice when other people are dress awkwardly.

Like when I see a man wearing a white dress shirt and no undershirt, and I wonder why, exactly, that guy wants the world to see his man-nipples.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 16, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahah

I never notice if someone is wearing a belt as long as their pants fit. But I have the problem of having some pants that look lovely with a belt but awful without and sometimes I forget and I spend the entire day hating myself.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

"Alex, I'll take "Conversations guys never have" for $200..."

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm with Duck

Maybe we’re just unrefined country boys but I don’t give a shit what a guy’s pants/belt look like.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

We unrefined country boys gotta stick together...

We’ll plan our lunch meeting with Luke Scott and Adam LaRoche when they come back from hunting…

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

*WW wears Sansabelt pants

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for the part that I was responded to tflach who I assume is a dude

And he obviously notices stuff like that.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I'm a dude :-) A dude who is comfortable enough to use emoticons in mixed company!

btw… I don’t notice when other guys don’t wear a belt… but I feel uncomfortable when I don’t. I had a boss that never wore an undershirt… ever. And he was not a slight man. This bothered me. Probably more than it should. But it also made me realize that things I might find trivial, other people might notice about my attire, and think that I look like a fool (which he did!). I don’t want to look like a fool, especially at work, so if something is wrong with my outfit… I forgot a belt, my shirt is too wrinkly, or my socks don’t match (all things that happen because I am not a morning person), I feel uncomfortable.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 16, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude...

we all know people teach so that they don’t have to dress like normal professionals, quit rubbing it in.

/respectstheprofession
/atleastrytolooklikeyougotdressedwiththelightson

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Adult Garanimals, man

I buy tan and navy pants. Every shirt I own (with the exception of 1 red MD polo) matches both colors. Grab a shirt, grab some pants, voila. Guaranteed match.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

Seriously people. Am I the only Metro on here?
Shirts tucked in require a belt.
White is fine after labor day as long as it is winter white.
Dress shirts w/o a tie – top button unbuttoned w/ an undershirt.
Skinny ties are in.
Striped ties can be worn with striped shirts as long as the thickness of the stripes contrasts each other.
Same goes with suits.
Pleated pants DO NOT belong in your wardrobe. PERIOD.
Denim on Denim is just wrong.
Sneakers are worn to the gym.
Belts always match the shoes, the socks match the pants and belt buckle matches the watch.
Layers are in.
Crocs are not a fashion statement.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

crocs are a statement...

“i don’t care.”

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Or....

“I’m a swim team parent.” They are ESSENTIAL if you have to time at a swim meet. Wet tennis shoes suck.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

thats fine

same goes with nurses, etc.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Cute nurses wear them too.

In fact, that’s probably the only time I’ll consider them acceptable.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, you don't have two kids on a swim team.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have two kids.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that you know of

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth

It’s possible that an offspring of mine is running around in Austria or something.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And ugly nurses aren't allowed?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaahahahahahahaahahah

and I just laughed out loud at THAT.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

"Sneakers are worn to the gym."

Oh, reeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllly

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really agree with that one

If you’re dressing casually, sneakers are fine. As long as they’re not gross.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A really nice pair of sneakers

can be worn in a semi-formal setting as well. Although the broad definition of sneaker can be stretched.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, i'm gonna disagree too

Sneakers can be just as fashionable as dress shoes as long as you aren’t talking about like basic running shoes.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

that is what I am talking about

so for clairification – running shoes, etc.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Sneakers are fine as long as theyre not the sneaker youve worn to the afforementioned gym. As a metro you have to own as least one pair of Chuck’s or SB Dunks

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i think those aren't really sneakers any more

maybe they’re sneakers, but not “athletic shoes”?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

this is the problem.

I have merrills that i wear a LOT, but I don’t really think of them as sneakers. They look kind of like this, but nicer, and two tones of leather:

I don’t think of them as sneakers, but I guess they are. But they are much classier than athletic sneakers such as these, which I don’t think can be worn around town:

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You are a CC Wizards...

It would take me like 4 hours to put this kind of post together….

Multiple-pics… say whaaaaaaa?!?!

I just figured out how to block-quote after 2.5 years on here. Haha.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, seriously?

there is a picture linking button IN THE REPLY BOX.

Waiting for you.

Press it, I dare you.

Just be sure to limit the size.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Just be sure to limit the size.

That’s what she said.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

put

width=“xxx” inside the brackets

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

at the end of the tag, insert “width=200” or “height=200” in place of the slash that preceds the close bracket.

i.e.,
{img src=“xxx”/}

changes to
{img src=“xxx” width=200}

except there should be <> instead of {} above

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

and ovi, the number can be higher than 200, but don't go too high

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

WHATEVER you DO, don’t read Duck’s guide for CC dummies on all things formatting.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah when i think of sneakers,

I don’t even think of the bottom pair. If i had the money, i would totally collect sneakers. And a lot of them i would consider very dressy and fashionable. Not business-dressy, but nice enough that i would have no problem wearing out to a lot upscale places.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

despite my lack of an income source

I have kind of started collecting. I’m mostly into High tops right now.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I have almost the exact same thing as the white pair on right now except the “N” is white. Of course I work for a small startup with 12 other people. If I’m wearing sneakers out I’m going Chucks or my old school Adidas Sambas which get TONS of compliments.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE SAMBAS

PS, Welcome to CC, AMD.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank ya!

Work will be slow for awhile so I needed to find some cool blogs. There’s only so much Yahoo news I can read in one day.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

we're happy to have you

If you can talk O’s and fashion you’ll fit right in. Can you also talk about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings (I cannot, but they are popular topics around here)?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Star Wars and LOTR might be a stretch

but I can cover O’s, Ravens, clothes, Baltimore bars, Thursday night NBC programming (see CC handle), and most of the other things I’ve seen on here today pretty well

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

word.

I love all of the things you just mentioned.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

how good are you....

….on Luke Scott’s beta quotient for the 2nd half of ’08 on the road at night, when divided by the dildo park adjusted tard factor?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

and it's lesser-known...

variant wDPATF+.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

I took in some of the WAR, BABIP, DPATF analysis yesterday. I’m a fantasy baseball nerd, I can hang with those talks. LOVED the Mark Reynolds trade as his absurdly high HR/FB ratio in 2009 led me to fantasy glory.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you're gonna fit right in

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Two more things

“Know your bread. Know your ammo.”

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

30 Rock reference in your user name.

Sounds good to me. Welcome aboard.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

One more: there is no such thing as a short sleeve dress shirt

Also, can you be my boyfriend’s fashion mentor? He is hopeless.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That's one of your jobs as a GF

Modernize that boy’s wardrobe!!!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have seen his face when I told him about the black and pink party.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

In dedication

to Bret “The Hitman” Hart?

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on Dec 16, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Only the thirty-ninth

greatest Canadian of al time.
http://www.thfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bret-hart.jpg

"Tragedy is what happens to me. Comedy is what happens to you." -Mel Brooks

by jobe on Dec 16, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

+1 in my book for the bret hart.

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We're unrefined country folk

We can use that term.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

My wardrobe is a hodge-podge of a decade worth of ex-gf's influences.

And, not knowing what goes with what, I’m fairly sure I mismatch from time to time. I’m sure they would all be horrified.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Most definitely

I hate short-sleeve dess shirts…

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't hate them because they don't exist

You can hate people who think they exist.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but I totally have one or two in my closet somewhere.

I don’t wear them, though, so I’m not banned, right?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

throw them away and we'll talk

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Sketchers are ridiculous.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I freaking love em...

I bought 2 pairs in the last year for the first time in my life and might never go back to a ‘regular’ shoe. They make my feet feel like Im making sweet love to a dozen angelic midgets.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So, pleated pants are out?

Why didn’t I get the memo????

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

never in

 you were led astray by dockers commercials.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

all hands on rec

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny ties are in? What the hell?

Skinny ties always screamed “high school math/science teacher” to me.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They go nicely with these

Everyone decided they had to fucking get a pair.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So it's cool to look like Clark Kent now?

Shit, I was years ahead of the curve on that one.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Or take out the lenses of Real D 3D glasses

God, I hate that.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny ties are lame

It’s what the people at those “trendy” and way overpriced clothing stores think is cool.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny ties definitely in right now...

Though in the ridiculously flamboyant Towson bubble i gre up in, they were never really out (as long as they were the wool “sock-tie” variety.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Fashion is weird, man.

I think I’ll just go ahead and continue stumbling through life clueless.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

When I play church league softball

We all cut our jeans REALLY short… like Reno 911 short. Is this acceptable? And we make sure we do some unnatural stretching of the hammies at the plate prior to squaring up.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

only if you're a never nude

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You just watched Arrested Dev. right?

I’ve seen each episode at least 3 times, you liked it?

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

loved it

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

disagree on socks

can match pants OR shoes, as long as they match one or the other.

Example: Brown pants, blacks shoes (has to be done carefully but totally works in some cases)….. perfectly fine to wear black socks.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

oh and this entire idea that you can't wear black and brown together needs to be abolished.

I don’t know where that came from.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, but

it really depends on the brown. Too-dark brown with black looks bad. Mid-level brown (like a camel color) can rock. Of course, it depends on the shoes as well.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

well sure

I mean there are obviously different cases, but like my mom has it just stuck in her head that you cannot wear black and brown together. But some purses and tops have both colors in them and my mom thinks it’s fine in that case but not for her to wear the two colors together and I’m like, “Woman, if it’s ok when a designer puts it together, it’s ok for you to do it yourself!”

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Or black and blue

I’ll admit, not my favorite thing to do, but some chick on the metro told me I can’t wear my black coat with a blue suit.

Screw her! I’m not buying another expensive overcoat just so I can have a black and a blue one.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

My sister says you have to be a firefighter to wear navy and black.

This is one point on which she will not budge, so I have adjusted accordingly. (She is a paramedic.)

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

tell some chick on the metro to mind her business.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Tell her to stop buying multi-overcoats and get a car….

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Medium to light blue shirt with black pants tends to look good.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I do that all the time

I have a few nice navy suits though, but I only have a black overcoat. As long as I’m warm, I don’t give a shit if it looks funny with the blue suit.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

This

those coats are expensive – 1 is enough.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 16, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

black shoes with really good, crisp, DARK blue 501s

is a great “casual/formal look”

pair with a black belt with minimalist buckle and a sharp jacket (like B-R or CK) and a snazzy dress shirt, and you’re set for any night out on the town that doesn’t involve a snooty restaurant.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this

Although in my line of work that counts as “incredibly dressed up” for anything except a job interview.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I had no clue I was in the company of so many metros...

I think I need to start taking advantage of this…

I wear a military uniform to work everyday (old-school camo). But yesterday was a Christmas party, so the powers that be said “military can dress up… wear anything just no shorts, jeans, sneakers etc.”.

Since my closet has like 20 things in it total, I settled on some khaki Old Navy cargo pants, brown sketchers, and a Mossimo sweater with large vertical stripes.

Hahah… how many of you just fainted?

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL dude

Outside of my suits and dress shirts that I’m required to wear to work, my closet contains about 20 things as well. My dresser has like 91374091734 t-shirts though.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I have so many t-shirts

from concerts and wrestling tournaments and swim invitationals that my wife has a new one in, old one out policy. I gotta toss one for every new one I bring in the house.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

I don’t have the “get rid of a tshirt” policy though, so I have tons. XC meets and stuff like that.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have at least 50 t-shirts...

I always want to go through them and get rid of like half that I dont wear, but whenever I start I lift one up and Im like “no, I gotta keep this one”… pick up the next one “well, this one might fit me again when I start working out again”, pick up the next one “oh screw it, Im going to go play internet poker”…

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

people in China would love your old T-Shirts

OK, not China, they own us now.

Somalia?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

first step

buy chinos in a color other than khaki. olive works well. so does chocolate brown. both match lots of things.

the ladies will notice. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Olive Chinos

I wouldnt even know where to look for those? The International Grocery Store down the street?

Im a lost cause bro…

At least Im already married and have the job I’m goig to have for the next 15 years and don’t have anyone to impress. Personal pride is overrated.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously.

I keep having to Google these terms…

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, maybe.

Fact: I am 24, and cannot think of a time I’ve bought clothes for myself that weren’t undershirts/underwear/socks or a T-shirt.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Im already married and have the job I’m goig to have for the next 15 years and don’t have anyone to impress. Personal pride is overrated.

At first I read this really quickly and thought you were saying you were only planning on the marriage lasting 15 years and thought that sounded very pessimistic.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

dude

Banana Republic’s occasional 30% off sales are your best friend.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

this also

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

my sister just took me to J Crew on Black Friday

and my ma payed and I was like, “wow, I’m gonna look nice on december 26”

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Its really not the money...

I just don’t have the desire to be fashionable. I wear a shitload of Orioles/Ravens stuff with jeans or polo pajamas or whatever. Im just comfortable that way. And I don’t have alot of ‘professional’ outings that I don’t just wear my uniform too. Also, I went to a private school growing up and wore a uniform there too.

I would go out and blow $3,000 on clothes and not even blink, Im just not that worried about it.

I told you, Im hopeless.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

it doesn't bother me most of the time what people wear

but then one day, my wife and i were on vacation at a NICE ($$$) resort on Maui, a real splurge for us. And there all these richie-riches there walking around in football jerseys and the like. And I just thought it looked so trashy. I mean, this was a friggin five-star hotel!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think most of my problem

Is Im like 6’5" and 240 lbs…

Shit just doesn’t fit me right. Try finding XLT shirts and shit that look good.

God just gave me a long abdomen…. I give up.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you sure it wasn't the beer?

Although God gave you beer, so I guess the ultimate culpability is still there with the big guy.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy."

Attributed to Ben Franklin, but it seems unlikely he actually said / wrote this.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Men’s Warehouse Big and Tall

Not exactly fashion-forward, but not as conservative as Jos Bank

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I guarantee it.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

they make overcoats

that aren’t black?

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying. My preferred wardrobe is jeans, long-sleeve t-shirt, and baseball cap. I have close friends who have never seen me w/o a hat. When I’m on a business trip I can’t put sneakers and a hat on fast enough as soon as I’m away from the client.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's a rec

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

baseball caps

NEVER acceptable, except for Sunday brunch and athletic events. IMHO.

unless it’s a retro cap and you’re wearing it ironically.

accept what the top of your head looks like and maximize it. make it an asset!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
except for Sunday brunch

I swear I just laughed out loud.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

well,

nobody wants to see people’s unshowered mangy hair at sunday brunch.

also, it’s usually outside at a sunny time of day, so…..

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing gets my goat

Like unkempt hatless hooligans at sunday brunch.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ruffians! rapscallions!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Did anyone catch Russell Brand on Conan a couples weeks back. He was breaking out these sorts of terms left and right… had me rolling.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ha, no...

i get my old time dialect from c. montgomery burns.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

But to be clear

My Sunday attire is jeans/pajamas and either Reed/Ngata/Suggs/Lewis/Rice Ravens jersey and maybe some Ravens slippers and I park at the Greene Turtle after church from noon till midnight.

But if I ever get invited to one of these brunches, I’ll go buy a nice hat for it.. maybe like one the ladies wear to the Preakness.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't you solve this problem by like... showering?

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends

Some sundays i want to shower immediately, others it never happens at all.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't understand how a person can leave the house without having showered.

I can’t do it. Ever. There is no way for me to look even remotely presentable if I have not showered. Presentable relative to my usual state, of course – which may not meet someone else’s state of presentable. Nonetheless… no shower = no exiting the domicile.

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, generally not showering goes with not leaving the house

Unless its a quick trip to the grocery store or something.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I have done it on a few occasions,

and absoutely hate it. I feel so, so gross.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

in LA, Sunday brunch is kind of an overblown institution …. wildy popular (although nothing like NYC). everyone goes, virtually nobody showers. you don’t feel weird because you know that no one else has showered either.

it’s like the whole town just pulled an all-nighter together, or went to the same rave.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never been to a brunch that wasn't on Mother's Day.

So I guess that explains why this is a mystery to me.

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm fairly certain they have brunches in baltimore as well

at least, between april and september

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Theres a brunch place right around the corner from me

that makes stuffed challah french toast thats worth killing for. Sadly, i never wake up early enough on sundays for there to be like less than a 90 minute wait.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

we have brunch!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Miss Shirley's

Golden West
Little Havana
probably some more

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, man...

golden west is gooooooooood.

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-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Golden West was closed last week!

Anyone know anything about that?

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No, didn't notice

haven’t been there in a few weeks.

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by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Little Havanna

Bay Cafe

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Little Havana brunch

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by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Woodberry Kitchen

Maybe the best meal I’ve had this year.

If I lived in Baltimore, I’d have a hard time not going there once a month.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

shit

link

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard that place is nice

but I"m about to graduate on friday with an art degree and no money (see my show!)

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

are your parents coming to graduation?

now you know where they should take you.

congrats, btw.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

We're going to B Bistro

it’s like three blocks from school and I’ve always been curious.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

fair warning

i went for dinner.

but those people REALLY care about food. and the service and decor are off the charts. so i’d think their brunch would be pretty awesome, although probably overrun with people.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah this would be dinner.

Graduation’s on Friday Afternoon.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never been

although everyone always talks about it. I should probably go there one day.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously,

it’s like five minutes away from you, i think. and it is an out-of-this-world experience.

one of the top 10 restaurants in america this year via bon appettit, i think

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah it's super close to me

I don’t know why I’ve never been.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

My GF and I just went there on Sunday

It was amazing. We warmed up with the cheese trio, I had the suckling pig liver for the main course, and then I finished with the bread pudding and some egg nog. It was pricey but not outrageous, especially for the quality of the food. Would recommend to anyone for a special occasion.

by PhilR8 on Dec 16, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

but not at Cafe Hon

that place suuuucked when I was there last week.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yah I can't believe you went to Cafe Hon when Golden West is right across the street

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

they were closed

their door was being fixed.

that’s where we’d planned to go.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

sad :(

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Good, hope that's all it is.

I tried to go there for lunch last week and the glass windows were covered with paper and it was closed. Painting too maybe?

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't imagine it's anything more than that

It’s probably the most popular restaurant in the neighborhood.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

on a sunday morning?

fuck that noise.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a no showering on Sunday policy

When the occasion arises where I actually have to I get pretty annoyed.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Part of “your Sunday finest” is messy hair? :P

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming

they don’t partake in the same Sunday morning activities as others, i.e. a place of wroship. It’s all good. But Sunday, I gotta grab that shower, get the good jeans out (yes, jeans, I don’t think God cares), and get to church by 8:45 for music practice.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, if i actually attended church on sundays,

i would mos def clean up first.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

oh me too

thankfully I’m a heathen.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope I’m not offending anyone…I don’t mean to.

But my Eastern Religions class went to a Sikh service one Sunday morning, and we had to wear head coverings. Baseball caps were acceptable and I converted immediately.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

not at all offensive

if i’m choosing a religion, i am definitely going to angle for the one with the best threads.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the traditional Jewish thing is for males to wear kippot

(skull caps?) But anything that covers your head is acceptable.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i was wondering

when you would be jumping into this discussion

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record, my synagogue is full of older hippies

So we don’t dress up on Shabbat. Kind of weird showing up in jeans, but that’s normal attire.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

my wife and i were married by a hippie rabbi

he was wearing tons of turquoise native american jewelry for the service

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahahaha that's hilarious.

And awesome.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That's awesome

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't go to church either.

But I did when I was growing up, so maybe that’s where the habit came from. Who knows.

Sunday was also always family dinner day so there was not any sacrosanct “no showering” time in my life.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind baseball caps

as long as the dude in question doesn’t wear it ALL the time, and as long as he’s not wearing it just to cover up his baldness.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a good thing you're not around me much

because pretty much the moment I get home, a hat goes on if I’m leaving the house for any reason. Gotta have my ball cap.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It usually is a retro cap. (Retro as in “made in the 80s or 90s”, not “made to look as if they were”) I don’t think I’m wearing it ironically, though.

(I’m not actually Jim Palmer)

http://product.images.starstruck.com/62-00/62-00394-F.jpg

(This is just the closest my Eagles hat I could find, the brim is actually black)

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ooooooooooooh

subject line

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

damn you brian s

SUBJECT LINE!

like the caps, tho

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

my boyfriend wears khaki pants and a long sleeve t-shirt all the time

Once when he was appreciating how nice I looked in my outfit and I tried to turn it into a conversation about his clothes and he put the kibosh on it with, “Yeah but you’re a girl.”

I’m going to have to buy him something new for my friend’s black and pink party in February because he 1) doesn’t own any pink, and 2) doesn’t own clothes nice enough for the sort of party it is. I’m hoping that will be the kick off to me changing everything about his wardrobe.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, the black and pink party thing wasn't a joke?

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's not a joke

My friends in NJ have it every year and it’s a blast. Dave can attest, I invited him last year and he looked quite snazzy in his pink shirt and black tie.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

What is the mystery boy?

Dave is daveh873, O’s fan and NJ resident.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know...

Didnt know if they end up being the same person.

That would be quite the ending to this “choose your own adventure” game.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe she's mentioned the BF's first name in the last week.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I?

That doesn’t sound like me.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fairly certain you did

but not certain enough to repeat it.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You sure did.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh

I just did a search for comments by me with his name in it and didn’t find it. Not that it’s a big deal either way, it’s just a name, I just didn’t think I’d done that.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I only remember because

you always seem to go out of your way not to call him by name, so when you said it it stood out. Is he the same guy that you brought to the Key’s game?

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no

I ditched that guy for this guy. This guy is way better.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha ok.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't meet the first guy

and yet having met the second guy, I can totally concur. Cool dude.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't even aware that there is a mystery boy

I don’t even know what’s going on right now.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's play, "Who is Stacey's BF?"

OK, maybe not.

Seriously people, it’s a joke. Don’t do it.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the only acceptable answer

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I am no mystery

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 16, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I am sure he is going to feel comfy in pink

can it be a striped shirt or something to tone down the pink?

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think since everyone there is going to be in pink he'll be less uncomfortable.

But you always have a handful of sloppy straights in their black pants and palest pink polo shirt they could find. My bf isn’t going to look like that, I’m going to make sure he looks good.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

real men wear pink

and look FAAAAAABULOUS in it. especially when paired with a little charcoal grey.

Pink was a huge color in the 50s amongst even the most manly of men. It’s really one of the first colors that opened up men’s wardrobes.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I love men in both pink and purple, frankly

I don’t subscribe to the idea of masculine and feminine colors.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll wear clothes that have just a little pink in them,

but i’d never wear an all-pink shirt. Thats mostly because i don’t like bright colors though.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd wear that with a jacket

Too much pink showing without one though for me

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

extra points for stacey's party

pink AND black.

Stacey, I think you have to throw down with your visa now.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he would look good in that...

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

aw it's out of stock except for XXL

definitely not gonna work. I’ll have to go to the store.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yuck

Straight stripes on the shirt, diagonal on the tie? What the….?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh duck...

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously? That's OK?

That looks like an ensemble my HS calculus teacher wore in 1985. And it was 10 years out of date THEN.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Even worse,

I think it’s two different plaids…?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

but notice the subtlety of the diagonal stripes

and how they don’t take away from the shirt. Dress like that and your kids (at school) would pay attention for sure.

by Philly O's on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they'll all be too busy laughing

to learn anything, though.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd really like to get him a pink shirt/pink tie combo

with a black sweater, but I’m pretty sure asking him to wear that many things would be invitation to get my ass dumped. I’m gonna take baby steps.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You're safe until he reads this thread, right?

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't read the comments

at least, he told me he doesn’t read the comments, just what I write on the front page.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd probably know by now if he read the comments.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

purple is tricky

i can rock something indigo, but violet and periwinkle are really bad for me. then again, I’m a ‘winter’.

it’s a shame, because purple is my absolute favorite color. and now you can all hack my bank account security question.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Right now I’m wearing a checkered shirt, pink-and-blue striped tie, with a charcol non-pleated suit. You’re definitely right about pink and charcol – love that combo.

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Dec 16, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i am a sucker for charcoal

it’s my favorite new thing.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, yes...

love the charcoal sweater w/ the pink or purple shirt.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

My charcoal suit is my favorite. Though I do love my brown courderoy (sp?) sport coat with some khakis for less formal work days…

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

brown cord coat...

check. good stuff.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i have a pair of chocolate corduroy pants

they are awesome. go with tons of stuff, but they’re not chinos.

it’s the little things.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

killing me...

i have a pair of rust colored, thin wale, plain front cords that are dying and it’s hard to find a replacement.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was like that

and then I stopped because even I thought it was excessive. a girl mentioned she had talked about me to her friend as “baseball cap.”

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahah

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

better than my girlfriend

who i have affectionately/disparagingly referred to as pink jersey.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what she gets for wearing a pink jersey

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

also

it came out that this girl TOTALLY dug me which I kinda had an idea of but by the time I got on it, she had a boyfriend.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and that, my friends,

is why you should wean yourselves off of baseball caps.

there needs to be a pixar movie about this so that the young ’uns figure it out early.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

boys. sigh.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame women on this one...

I was gf-less for a time in college. And a guy without a gf is pretty much amenable to dating any girl, especially if they’re cool. But most guys, like me, are absolutely and completely clueless when a girl is in to him. Subtle hints just don’t work. Don’t flash a smile and think we saw a window into your heart. We’re dumb. You need large flashing neon signs that say “Ask me out, you idiot!”. And then you need to bash us over the head with it, to let us know that you’re actually talking to us, and not one of our idiot drinking buddies in the room.

I am happily married now, so it’s no biggie… but I have since found out that several of the girls who were my friends or acquaintences and whom I would have totally dated liked me in college… Well why didn’t you say something when I was single and loathing it? How was I supposed to know? I am a complete and utter moron… you gotta help me out.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 16, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Subtle hints just don’t work. Don’t flash a smile and think we saw a window into your heart. We’re dumb. You need large flashing neon signs that say "Ask me out, you idiot!". And then you need to bash us over the head with it, to let us know that you’re actually talking to us, and not one of our idiot drinking buddies in the room.

This is one of the truest and funniest things I have ever read.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I totally had to do neon signs to get my bf to ask me out the first time

I could tell from the get-go that’s what it would take. We were just talking about it the other week and he was like, “Why didn’t you just ask ME out?” and I was all, “I don’t ask boys out, obvi.”

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I was oblivious of the signals

Until i started bartending after college and dumb girls were all over me just because I was separated from them by a long elevated table and I could get them drinks before I got other people drinks.

Then when i started seeing those same types of smiles and extended eye contact outside of bartending it was pretty easy to figure out.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

so true

and I’m probably worse than most.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Me, too.

I either go shirt-and-tie, or polo/turtleneck. Definitely not a fan of the dress shirt + open top button thing.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone here have the new iPod Nano?

I got one for my wife for our anniversary, which due to poor planning on my part is inconveniently right after Christmas.

I debated it vs. an iPod Touch, but that turned out to be out of my price range, and since she’ll probably mostly use it for running I thought the nano was probably a better option anyway.

We both have the clip-style (regular) 4GB shuffle, and so I thought this was a pretty good upgrade.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

i bought one for my girlfriend a few weeks ago

she loves it. uses it for the gym.

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't have it, but I was admiring it the other day.

It’s super cute. What color did you get her?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Lime Green

I stuck w/that because her shuffle is green. I stopped and was drooling over them at the Apple Store at Park City (Lancaster) after wrapping up Christmas shopping, and then because I’m indecisive and also kind of broke right now I left. As I was driving home, I realized that I didn’t really have any other ideas and also that I wouldn’t have a chance to get back there again, so I stopped at Ultimate Electronics in York, where they had them but not in as wide an array of colors.

It seemed like enough of an upgrade from her shuffle to be worthwhile, since she’s training for the Disney Princess Half Marathon, and I’m going to try to fill it with “our song” and a bunch of her favorite running tunes.

Basically, though, I recommend to anyone to not get married right after Christmas because it’s so hard to think of (and afford) an extra really cool thing.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh...

wife’s birthday – 12/20.

If I have a good idea for a birthday gift – I burn them out before Christmas.

I feel your pain.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Wife's was the 15th

Mom’s is Christmas Day. And her birthday gift BETTER be wrapped in birthday paper. She’s very clear about that.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

That's my anniversary

12/29/01

I almost always forget to either budget for or purchase the anniversary gift until after Christmas.

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

new year’s eve: dec 31
new year’s day: jan 1
wife’s birthday: jan 2
our anniversary: jan 3

such exquisite planning!

just another reason why people shouldn’t go to law school. we had to get married at the beginning of her winter break.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

October 21: The day my wife and I were legally married (in front of no one at the courthouse)

October 22: The day of our wedding ceremony in front of our friends and family

October 23: the day my wife and I met.

I’ve got 3 solid days to screw up our anniversary.

by brek on Dec 16, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It'd be way more funny if they were....

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

It was an arranged marriage.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i tell ya...

amazing the things you can do with the internet these days.

by brek on Dec 16, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty

I liked the yellow one in the store, too.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Old news or not

It’s always appropriate to take a moment and rejoice that Earl Weaver is still with us. I’m reading his autobiography right now and it’s a treat.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 AM EST reply actions  

Collect all 81!

That’s about the same number as career ejections he had, right?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Attention Dave H!

You’ve been going on about Billy Joel Rock Band so I was gonna buy it for Julia for Christmas but I can’t find it anywhere. WTF? Are you just making stuff up?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

I would buy the hell out of that

but I think it’s just that you can buy some of his songs to play in one of the rock band games that already exists. I dunno if it’s out, I’m too cheap to buy extra songs for it :P

by zsiv on Dec 16, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, that makes sense

I don’t know how to buy that as a Christmas present, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Depending on the console she owns...

you could purchase a gift card for that amount (in either XBox Live points or in actual dollars for the Playstation Network) and then let her know what you wanted her to use it for.

Content became available for download on 12/14 as Billy Joel pack 01, which indicates they plan on releasing more of his material.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

It is downloadable content

sorry. Also, you have my email address and phone number. This probably isnt the most efficient way to reach me.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 16, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and...

if you want to get it for her, i’ll help you out. It’s $20 bucks for the 12 songs, but she has to have rock band 3.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 16, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it isn't

But I figured you’d check in eventually and in the meantime if someone else knew they’d tell me. And look, it worked :)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to spend some of my Christmas money on this

(Although if I can play them on Wii, that might put me under pressure to finally part with some of my legacy game systems)

by BrianS on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

i almost bought it for my nephew

it would have been cooler with the nintendo 64 version..

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 16, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I made the mistake of....

selling (well, trading) FuncoLand my NES and SNES along with all of my games in order to get a PSX. I’m a very sad dude. Fortunately my wife had a NES as a kid but she didn’t have nearly as many games. That and I don’t have my SNES with Mario World, SFII, and DKCI&II.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yeah

i bought a dual snes/nes system.. the old ones broke.. lol at funcoland.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 16, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

PS3 Slim

Quick question… a buddy of mine (I trust) is selling a used PS3 Slim with 120GB with Black Ops, Madden 11 and God of War 3 for $300. I was thinking about getting myself one anyway. Does this sound like a decent deal?

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 12:06 PM EST reply actions  

For that price with THREE games?

Yup. The games alone would set you back almost $180 new.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Right now on Amazon

you can get a 160GB PS3 for a 75 dollar credit for 300, which would be a bigger hard drive with like 1.5 games. I have no idea how much the extra hard drive helps.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they're all 'slim' now, right?

The non-slim ones were like the first generation ones before they managed to make it smaller.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The "phats"....

also were prone to overheating and wearing out the thermal paste and going kaput with a yellow light of death.

I lost all of my game files because of that shit (bought it slightly used, but cleaned it and maintained it well) and I refuse to spend $150 for Sony to “fix” it and bought a new 120GB slim instead. If I ever get the guts, I’ll try to self-repair the broken system if only to back up the files on the HDD.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So since you seem to know about this,

how big of a deal is HD size? Before the amazon deal, i was going to be a 80GB refurbished for cheaper and then replace the hard drive when necessary, but i have no idea how much space game related things take up.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My afore-mentioned...

phat was a 40GB launch model that filled up. Quickly.

99% of games require an install (one drawback to the 360, which will run straight from the disc if you like), so for titles such as GT5, expect to sit in front of an install screen for a little while.

Rock Band 2 DLC was the area that took the most space, which is why I bought a much larger slim model when the situation arose, rather than deleting saves/installs for games as I finished them.

Sony rocks for one major reason – you don’t have to purchase “their” HDD if you want to upgrade for more room. You can go buy any brand you want, so long as it conforms to the size guidelines (lap top, less than 3.5" I think) that is formatted in FATS32 and be good to go. They even make the install pretty painless too.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Right...

the slim models are far more reliable for the price. If you did want to upgrade to 500GB or even 1TB, you can find a good HDD for under $100. But that’s if you’re installing mad data, which I don’t think many people could even fill if they tried.

Also – be prepared for long update times. Particularly if you plan on playing anything online, most games that have been out for a few months have at least one or two patches and Sony has their own firmware updates like three or four times a year.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The hard drive space is pretty useless

120 is plenty, but its a new system, so either wasy is a good deal.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 16, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Two hour early release!!!

I love my job. Some day.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

STATISTICS TEST IN TWO HOURS!

I love my “job”

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

UGH!!

MCPS hasn’t canceled school so I’m stuck.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take your free tickets....

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn I wish someone offered me free tickets.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

I have no shame in asking for free tickets if somebody isn’t using their already free tickets.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess is, for this game,

there will be plenty of free tickets floating around

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They were offered to us free because it was the "military bowl"

I just have to pick them up at the USO… I think it might be 6 total so go with each other if they are still available and I can get them.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Deal.

The USO is offering tickets to military? I’m a vet. I like free stuff.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude... go get yourself 6 of em.

Ill forward you the email with the info. Email me at jonathanbritton3@gmail.com and Ill reply back with the info.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 16, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Email sent.

Although I checked militarybowl.com and under the tickets section it said free tickets for active duty only. I’m still in the IRR, so I have a reserve ID. I guess I can pretend like I’m an active reserve.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently it's active duty only.

Reserve ID won’t cut it. Oh well.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 16, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...guess I'm out haha

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

USO is good like that

although since I left active duty, been harder to keep up.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah I see

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be there...

though I bought through the box office, not the alumni seats.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea where I'm sitting

my dad just texted me and said someone at work offered him free tickets but he can’t go and asked if i wanted them.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I suspect it won't be hard to find places to sit...

but it should be fun. Curious to see how the Terps play if Franklin takes the job @ Vandy.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

A blog from Orioles Insider this morning
Maybe we could get Koji to close for the Ravens

by DJAY on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

I hate waiting for the UPS guy

I really need a shower, but know as soon as i get in he’s gonna come.

by kba26 on Dec 16, 2010 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they delivered to the wrong building again.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 16, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They did that to me once

i was so pissed i called the warehouse and demanded they let me pick my subwoofer up at the warehouse that evening after i got off my night job. the manager herself felt so bad she delivered it to my job in her own personal car on her way home. they COMPLETELY redeemed themselves to me

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a much worse experience with UPS

So my laptop doesn’t want to hold a charge all the sudden, so I send it back to Samsung, and they ship it back, it was due to arrive, IIRC, 3 mondays ago. Doesn’t show up then. Tuesday, nothing. Wednesday, nothing. I check on the UPS website, it says it arrived at 4:05 Monday, which isn’t true. So my dad calls UPS to basically ask “WTF?” and they say they can do nothing about the package. It magically arrived the following Tuesday, dad calls again, and they still have no idea how it got there.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if anything baseball related is going on.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

A's also got Harden back

for 1 year, 1.5 million. I would have loved to see the O’s do that if that’s all the money it took. He’s still relatively young and if he got hurt so what? I know he was trash all last year but he’s only a year or two removed from being dominant (still gets hurt every year but I’ll take 2 months of awesome Rich Harden for 1.5 mil)

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 16, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...

i still support flyers on high upside dudes coming off injuries. woudl ave liked to see them make a play for mccarthy, too.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it's snowing

you can’t play baseball in the snow!

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 16, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

here's a tidbit

from Ken Rosenthal, by way of MSNBC:

Ken Rosenthal reports that the Nationals, Orioles and Padres are pursuing both Adam LaRoche and Derrek Lee.

Two seats, three teams playing the game. I guess it’s a shame that Lance Berkman thought it was a good idea to become a right fielder, because then everyone could have their second-tier first baseman.

As it is, you have to figure that the Nats and Orioles are more likely destinations. Partially because they may be more willing to spend money than the Padres, but also because Petco Park is a way tougher place to hit than Camden Yards or Nationals Park. Both LaRoche and Lee are probably looking at one-year deals during which they’ll want to build value. Having their power numbers crater due to moving to San Diego and facing the Giants and the Dodgers pitching staffs 36 times or whatever it is can’t seem too tempting.

Ooooh, if it’s only a one-year deal, we’ll all be SO PSYCHED.

And according to foxsports,

The Orioles possess at least two advantages in their recruitment of LaRoche, who has averaged 25 home runs and 87 RBIs the past six seasons. The team recently acquired one of LaRoche’s good friends, third baseman Mark Reynolds, and its new bench coach, John Russell, managed LaRoche with the Pirates.

So none of that is really news; just rehashing and speculation. But it’s favorable speculation to people in the “sign LaRoche” club.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Derrek Lee at 1 yr > LaRoche at 1 yr

IMO

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 16, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No Way

Lee is 4 years older and I think is beginning his downfall. Why would you not go LaRoche and maybe even do a 1 year deal with option for 2nd year? Do you really think we’ll be in on the Prince Fielder race next year? I don’t…

Here are their numbers:

Lee: WAR – 0.8, AVG – .260, OPS – .774, HR – 19, doubles -35, RBI -80

LaRoche – WAR – 1.2, AVG – .261, OPS – .788, HR – 25, doubles -37, RBI -100

Why wouldn’t you take a younger guy if:
1. the price is going to be similar
2. one has a less likely chance of his skills starting to fade due to age
3. the younger slightly out performed the older the previous season

by Dave Tucker on Dec 16, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, o his credit, he did use WAR and OPS

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

for the record...

i agree with everything you wrote up there

by brek on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no... didn't mean to call out Dave Tucker at all

i just read them at the end there and it reminded me of a local radio personality who wouldn’t shut up about those RBIs yesterday

by brek on Dec 16, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In reality...

…it probably doesn’t matter. Lee or LaRoche > Atkins or anyone else we’d stick at 1st, even for defensive purposes alone.

I think we’ll be fine as long as we sign either one.

by Dave Tucker on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess....

Bulldog?

Ron Burgandy?

Who was it? I need to know!

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Lee v LaRoche

Lee: Year, age, OPS+
2008, 32, 108
2009, 33, 146
2010, 34, 103

LaRoche:
2008, 28, 122
2009, 29, 122
2010, 30, 106

Yeah, I’m just not sure how much better either one is. Lee has had the better career, but LaRoche is younger. I think Lee being a righty might help balance the lineup. I’m just not that excited by LaRoche…his career OPS+ is 114.

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 16, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think with Lee

he was a much better player in his prime, one of the best defensive and offensive first basemen in the league, playing for some big teams. LaRoche has always been just an average guy, maybe one or two great years – and he spent most of his career on a crappy team in the NL. so I think a lot of people, myself included, look at the names and say “hey, I’d rather have Lee”. in terms of recent performance, yeah, they’re pretty similar. if it’s true that LaRoche is looking for a 3 year deal though (as noted below), I’d stay away for sure. it maeks sense, because he’s been limited to 1 year deals the past two years, and traded all over the country during that time, so I’m sure he’s looking for some stability.

by ugen64 on Dec 16, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So that talk about Hoiles earlier got me researchin'...

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE1D61439F930A15755C0A964958260

Buck Showalter was the manager of the Yankees when Leary broke Hoiles’ wrist with the doctored ball.
I feel icky inside.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Dec 16, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

If it's a one year deal, sure.

It’s only money.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

If there is a 2nd year, it better be a club or mutual option.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Dec 16, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I would prefer club option

so then we have an option

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

According to MLBTR

The Orioles are closing in on a deal with Adam LaRoche, according to Ed Price of AOL FanHouse (on Twitter). Earlier today, the Nationals and Padres also appeared to have some interest in LaRoche and the Orioles appeared to have some interest in Derrek Lee.

by mlb32001 on Dec 16, 2010 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

Jenks to PHN

2 years, 12 million

"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer

by Dr. J on Dec 16, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Albers and Jenks?

They’re totally stealing my All Fat Bullpen idea.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 16, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

a big dude who sprints out to the Ultimate Warrior’s entrance song - sign me up

Well he probably has sensitive skin, no? ---AO

by Timbo Slice on Dec 16, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So much for the rumor. We'll see what happens!
2:13pm: An Orioles source suggests to MLB.com’s Brittany Ghiroli that the sides aren’t close to a deal (Twitter links). The Orioles remain “very interested” in the first baseman, however.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Dec 16, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

Bowls start Saturday -- get your cards in, people!

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/bowl

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

You want to make a group for the Yahoo pick em?

I’d be in if you do. Also, you gonna pick the spreads (I’m hurtin’ in centsports these days….)?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m already Yahoo’ed out, thx, but yeah, I’ll post Titov’s Ka-chingular Bowl Spread Beaters in the traditional Secure Location tomorrow. And starting Sat., the hills are alive with the sound of money.

Just ask Cam’s dad.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 16, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And Cam himself

Oh wait….he knew nothing about that, right?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 16, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

BANNED

by the FBI, NCAA, BCS, CBS, KGB, etc. You’re NOT supposed to talk about that!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 17, 2010 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Orygun kicked the crap outta Auburn

Oh wait, that’s next month…

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 16, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy is FANTSATIC!!!

Although I suspect he’s an actor — an agent provocateur hired by Westie or some Orygun boosters club…or even more likely, a group of bettors who want to keep that spread widening (hee-hee!).

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 17, 2010 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Me leaving work TWO HOURS EARLY!!!!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No I remember that happening

Im actually done with class so I could probably leave too.

Bring back Luis Matos.

by WestcoastO'sFan on Dec 16, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s effing bizarre that dc / balto is the damn arctic tundra now and nyc can’t buy a flake

yes, i am jellus

by thewaywardO on Dec 16, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully, that's NOT

what she said.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

mlbtraderumors tweets

that laroche wants a 3 yr deal… :/

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 16, 2010 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

Yes...

because his career to date has totally demonstrated that he deserves such a deal.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

well, as I just said above

he’s taken 1 year deals the past two seasons. I bet he’s just looking for some stability. also, I’m sure if nobody offers him a multi-year deal in the next few weeks, he’ll eventually settle for a 1 year deal. unless he’s looking for crazy money (like Jermaine Dye), there’ll be teams still looking for a 1B in January and February – we could be one of them.

by ugen64 on Dec 16, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He can look for it elsewhere in the North American continent

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're Adam LaRoche...

you’re an idiot if you pick this year to look for a multi-year deal.

We’re a year away (barring any extensions) from Pujols and Fielder being FAs. His best bet is to not be such a loser in the 1st half and put himself in position to fill in on a team that will be unable to land the big guys and need to settle for a 2-3 win guy. That’s where the money is for him.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 16, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice talkin' with ya, Adam.

So, Derrick, my man, 1 year, right?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

get em

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 16, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

K-Law on LaRoche versus Lee
Dan (Tampa)

Would you take a 1-year flyer on Lee or LaRoche if you were Andy MacPhail?
Klaw (1:08 PM)

Lee yes. LaRoche no.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 16, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, this makes more and more sense...

if lee is in full decline, you probably end up w/ something like what laroche averages. on the other hand, lee put up a pretty burly OPS+ fairly recently.

…and a three year contract for laroche is the bunk.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 16, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

P.S. I like this blog and the community

but it makes me homesick of a place I have not lived since I was 18.

I may live there again soon though…..we shall see.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 16, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

Bob Feller

There is a very good article on Bob Feller in the NYT today. Rapid Robert was exempt from military service because his father was terminally ill when WW2 started. Nevertheless, Feller immediately joined the Navy, leaving at least $100K a year on the table. Feller won 266 games even though he missed 4 years of baseball service in his prime. He was a fine man and a great, great pitcher.

by BaltoBen on Dec 16, 2010 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

I've seen brutal movie reviews, but THIS is harsh
If you kind of, sort of liked the “Matrix” franchise but found it too fast-paced, too dense with plot and way too short on neon-lit motorbike races and homoerotic Ultimate Frisbee tournaments, then I’ve got a movie for you.

Probably true, but, damn.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Anything with Bruce B. in it has SOME redeeming qualities

Know how people will watch anything with “Capt. Kirk” in it? Well that’s how it is with “Capt. Sheridan”.

"Fairy tales start 'once upon a time...'. Fishing stories start 'now this ain't no bullshit...'."

- Cap'n Phil Harris

by sluggo 2.0 on Dec 16, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There is some truth to this.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

CC Pick 'EM

Get your picks in if you haven’t yet.

Thursday night game and all.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

Bah!

It’s the last WEC fight card ever!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Roch: We might get Ohman back?

Linky

Naturally, Ohman would like to pitch for a contender, but the Orioles still interest him despite those 13 straight losing seasons.
“I think they’ve made a lot of improvements and I think they’re a viable team that can do what we thought we could do last year because of the seasoning that some of those young guys got. And they’ve added some good pieces,” he said.
“I kept in contact with some guys and was thoroughly impressed.”
This is when Ohman flashes that trademark sense of humor.
“I knew as soon as they got rid of me, everything would turn around,” he said. “I was the guy bringing everybody down.”

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 16, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

"I knew as soon as they got rid of me, everything would turn around," he said. "I was the guy bringing everybody down."

The funny thing is, he was fantastic until Trembley starting using him for an inning every other game.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

starting using started using

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 16, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to get Ohman back

He was an intelligent guy with a good sense of humor. DT overused Ohman and Berken.

by BaltoBen on Dec 16, 2010 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

+1

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Dec 16, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Little late to the party, dude

It stopped snowing in Salisbury 4 hours ago.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 16, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

I’m watching Colbert and some commercial for an Onion sports show comes on and it’s two news guys saying “Big news: the Baltimore Orioles have been mathematically eliminated from sports. It was bound to happen sooner or later – it’s been a shaky decade for them.” Anybody else see that and find it annoying?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 16, 2010 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't see it.

But it sounds kinda funny. We do suck and we are pretty irrelevant in the national picture. There are obviously some other teams that I would say that about before the Orioles though. The Royals, Pirates, Nationals, Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns, LA Clippers, Islanders, and I think that’s it.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 17, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

This caused me to look up playoff droughts and I came across this fun fact

We all know that the O’s last WS crown was 1983, but also every WS winner from that year through 1991 with the exception of the 1987 Twins (who also won in 91) have also never won the WS again. Pretty crazy. Teams include (in order):
Baltimore, Detroit, Kansas City, NY Mets, LA Dodgers, Oakland, Cincinnati, and Minnesota.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 17, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's flattering that they chose us.

We suck… but even though other teams suck, they picked us because we still have real fans and are actually considered a real baseball team. Who needs another Royals punchline?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 17, 2010 2:15 AM EST up reply actions  

i think none of those teams (save for MIN) have even BEEN IN a WS again

but it’s too early for me to look it up. maybe detroit has, but i think no for the rest of them.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 17, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I know the Tigers have been

And the Mets, they played in the Subway Series in…what year was that? Early 2000s. I think that’s it, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 17, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

right, mets in 2000, or maybe 2001

forgot about that.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 17, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 17, 2010 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

The thing is we visibly suck, i.e. our sucktitude runs up and down the Eastern corridor. It wouldn’t be funny if they’d used the Royals or the Pirates, even though they suck worse: nobody in TV-show-makin’-land gives a warm turd about Kansas City or Pittsburgh, whereas we’re the cheap shot the Eastern Media Establishment (a va-a-a-a-st conspiracy) loves to take.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 17, 2010 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone see KevBo on MLB network talking about middle relievers?

He brought up Bradford, Walker and Baez as if it was a good thing. I was pretty disappointed with their analysis…

If you look at those UZR ratings or whatever

by dfa on Dec 17, 2010 2:20 AM EST reply actions  

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