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Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me "a warped, frustrated, old man!" What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little Open Thread crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help.

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Picture like that one of Bergy are crazy

It looks like his elbow is about to pop out.

Igpay Atinlay

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Dec 4, 2010 8:08 AM EST reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez to the Red Sox

What a bad way to start the day. Flip side, Adrian Beltre just became much more available than he was yesterday.

by KellRawLive on Dec 4, 2010 9:15 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

What did it cost them?

And if it’s no one on their MLB roster, I’m gonna be PISSED.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

And to answer my own question...

Top prospect Casey Kelly is among the package likely headed to San Diego, the report said. Previous reports have indicated the Padres would not receive any major league players from Boston in a potential deal, instead opting (or settling) for a handful of prospects from Boston’s deep farm system.

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/12/04/red-sox-have-deal-in-principle-for-adrian-gonzalez-report-says/

That, my friends, sucks.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh...the best teams just getting better

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 4, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh

BA ranked Casey Kelly as the 24th best prospect in baseball last year. I wouldn’t trade a package centered around that for Adrian Gonzalez. And it’s different for the Red Sox because Gonzalez wanted to go there and will sign an extension. He wouldn’t have done that for Baltimore. There’s no way.

It sucks that the Red Sox got a great player, but if anyone thinks the Orioles should have gone after him, it’s crazy.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

I’m already fatigued from rolling my eyes at some of the comments spewing around the interweb about this. And I just got up.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

stay away from the twitter, trust me.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

seriously!

someone on the masn boards said “I hear the dead sox are getting AGon. Way to go O’s!”

Like, seriously you guys! What in fuck’s name were we supposed to do about that?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Offer Jones, Tillman, and anyone not named Erbe, Britton or Machado from the farm system?

Then write a really, really big check payable to Adrian Gonzalez shortly after to secure his services.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Erbe?

ERBE?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Just making sure you were paying attention

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

the red sox package sounds like its better than that

you want Gonzalez? Tillman, Britton, Arrieta, and Bell.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Give me a negotiation window to seal the extension, and we're good.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

you get no window

you want a window? throw in matusz

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

no window for you!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

You're insane

I say that with love, dude, but seriously?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

You give a window to negotiate an extension, I’d gladly give up those four for a power bat on a long-term deal.

WHO THE HELL ELSE IS OUT THERE??

I an so fucking tired of watching us send out players to 1B that wouldn’t make a AAA All-Star team. Want to make an omelet, gotta break some eggs.

And I’d consider this buying a bat.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Well it doesn't matter because he wouldn't extend here

The amount of money you’d have to give Adrian Gonzalez to extend in Baltimore without testing the market would cripple the team financially.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope

Angelos is sitting on a FORTUNE in MASN money. I’d love for Jay Hancock at The Sun or some other financially astute reporter to dig into just how much money the team is making off that deal. I have a feeling we’d all be mighty pissed when we found out just how much Orioles cash PGA is sitting on.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree it'd be nice to know

But the point stands that you’d have to overpay Gonzalez so much that it’d be ridiculous. More than you’d have to overpay him in FA because you take away his option of exploring the market.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

So?

People can laugh all they want at the contract if the O’s make the playoffs in 2013.

We’re gonna have to overpay to get ANYONE. Why not make it the best FA option on the board for the next 3 years? If you’re gonna buy a lottery ticket, don’t play the Pick 3. Go for the Mega Millions.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

but thats the thing

we wont make the playoffs if we sell all our pitching for a first baseman.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I would not consider

Tillman, Britton, Arrieta ALL of our pitching

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

So they'd still have Guthrie and Matusz and....Matt Hobgood?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He's losing weight, you know.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

best shape of his career?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 4, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Duck, seriously here.

If you trade Britton, Arrieta, and Tillman, who will be in the rotation? What’s the answer?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Matusz, Guts, FA TBA, Bergesen, MiLB TBA

and that’s assuming Hernandez and Berken stay in the pen, as does Koji.

We’re one FA signing away from having a pretty good top 4 in that scenario. Not as good as before, but they don’t have to pitch to a sub-3.00 ERA to win games with A-Gon, either.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

well

there’s noone really in the pipeline that fits the description….maybe if we get lucky Bascom or Berry? And it’s not like the Orioles have been able to bring in a legit free agent starting pitcher since Jimmy Key.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

We'd need a #3 starter in that scenario

I don’t need a 1996 Jimmy Key to sign, I need someone like Chris Young.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Guthrie being the #2?

in 2013?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

He's aging well

Although I fully expect Oliver Drake to be our #2 by then.

/kidding!

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

thats fine

but then you get to get tired of sending players out to pitch that wouldn’t make a AAA All-Star team.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

word word word

Enjoy Rick VandenHurk and Troy Patton in the rotation.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Does it help

That I’d rather lose games 7-5 than 3-1?

And The Hulk is gonna be in our rotation by July with our rotten luck, anyway.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't help me, no.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

And yes, I fully understand this would never happen

although part of the reason it would never happen is the O’s would never be so bold as to make such an offer.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

"Stay away from the twitter" is good life advice in general.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Repeat after me...

if you make the check large enough, anyone will sign anywhere.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Once they're already on the market and can see what other people offer, sure.

Not when he’s 1 year away from the possibility of the Orioles being outbid by anyone who hasn’t been the shittiest team in baseball not named the Pirates for the last 13 years.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

The Pads getting a good deal, or shafted?

UPDATE: Gordon Edes of ESPNBoston.com tweets that Padres will receive Kelly, Rizzo and outfielder Reymond Fuentes in exchange for Gonzalez.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

totally shafted

He’s the best thing they’ve had since Jake Peavy and they send him away for a good prospect and 2 average ones. Although, maybe I’m just being bitter

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 4, 2010 12:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Meh

Kelly didn’t have a great year last year, and MLBTR says we are talking about trading Tillman, who was a higher ranked prospect, for fucking Mark Reynolds. So it seems a lot less crazy to me.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Two things

I’d think you would know that prospects cant be judged simply based on stats.

I’d also think you know that just because Tillman’s name came up in trade talks doesn’t mean that the Orioles brought it up, or that it was a serious negotiating point.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not going on stats alone

Kelly’s velocity has stuck around 90. Color me unimpressed.

On the other hand, I can totally believe the O’s would trade Tillman. What dumb thing wouldn’t we do?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it's pretty unhealthy to assume the worst of people

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Being healthy is for California new age fuckwits.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there something special about the California variety of new age fuckwits? More annoyingly tan than the new age fuckwits from western Vermont?

by typozzz on Dec 4, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I've been to California

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got meh'd

So you only think it’s crazy because of the possibility of trading Tillman, or you think it would be a good idea to have tried to trade for Gonzalez?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 4, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the same things I've always thought

1. There are only a few premium offensive players in baseball who are ever available who are on the right side of the age divide. They are extremely valuable.

2. There are loads of decent offensive players who are available all the time. They are worth essentially nothing. What is the difference to the Orioles in having Reynolds instead of Edwin Encarnacion at third?

3. Smart teams have constant prospect surpluses. The Red Sox have lots of prospects of similar value to Rizzo, Kelly, and Fuentes, all of whom are good prospects but not slam dunk guys. This allows them to continually trade away quality prospects like in this deal, or Nick Hagadone et al for V-Mart, and to still have home grown players like Lester, Buchholz, and Pedroia. They will not miss the prospects they gave up, and they will not miss them despite consistently having shittier draft position than we do.

So, without even going into how we have destroyed the value of top 50 prospects like Josh Bell and Tillman so that what would have easily been a better package for Gonzalez a year ago is now not nearly enough to have beaten the Red Sox, we continue to just do things wrong. We don’t get it. And it makes me sick, and it is why we can’t sign people even when we offer comparable money.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

"destroyed"?

someone’s being overdramatic

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

When am I not?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Dec 4, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Beltre, anyone?

One door closes, another one opens? I’m trying to be positive! See! Exclamation points! It’s all I’ve got! And smileys :) another McPhail offseason we just shot right out of the cannon folks!

by KellRawLive on Dec 4, 2010 10:08 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

it certainly takes the favorite out of the proceedings

the only problem is that Beltre ain’t coming to Baltimore. period.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

See above

Make the check large enough, anyone will sign anywhere.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

true

but do you want Beltre on a 6/150 contract?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd be more pissed at the loss of a draft pick than the $$$ involved.

and we’ve got it to burn.

Seriously. No loss of a player, but losing a #2 would suck.

We’ve got money. Adding $25M to next year’s payroll would put us at what we spend just 2 years ago, right?

Add Beltre, bring back Koji at a reduced cost, trade for Mark Reynolds, and hey, 4th place, here we come!

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i think i can handle the #2 pick for beltre

you’re coming out on top with beltre

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Then $25 a year for 6 years,

figuring the first 2 will be awesome, the next 2-3 will be league average, and we’ll DFA him the last year when he falls off a cliff?

Sign me up.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

oh duck, you're such an idealist

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That is a rather reasonable expectation, right?

And it’s just money. Sure, it’s not mine, but PGA is siting on a pile of it that makes the scene in The Dark Knight look like a campfire. I’m not expecting him to perform for all 6 years at his current level. I’m OK with that.

Beltre only costs us cash + a #2, one of the few FAs I’ve ever seen you say is worth a #2.

So throw a Brinks truck at him. What the hell are else the O’s gonna do with the cash? Sink it into Dominican scouting?

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

adrian beltre’s javy lopez like contract year stats worry me

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

So we sign him to 6 years, the last 5 with a club option only.

He’d sign that, right??

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

i’m on board with your pleas to have Team sign a leader for the offense. hell i’d take Konerko for real.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

well his previous contract year in seattle didn't go very well

maybe he just needs to play in hitter-friendly parks instead of seattle?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

he was hurt and/or coming off the roids. plus, seattle. nuff said.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

im not comfortable suggesting anyone was on the roids

but yes – my point is that maybe its the ballpark, and not the walk year?

In 2008, he OPSed .862 away from Safeco Field. That’s a.160 point positive road platoon.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah. he got nailed in the nuts. now i remember.
yeah. he’s a mercenary all right.
was of course just kidding about roids.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, yeah! I forgot about that

Ken Griffey Jr had the M’s play the Nutcracker Suite as Beltre’s at bat music after that. That was hysterical.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't get the love for Adrian Beltre

He has a career OPS+ of 108. And that’s worth $15M for five years?

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Dec 4, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I really disagree that we have money to burn for a long term contract

We have a very low payroll right now. that is true. However, we are not that far away from all these young players we’re relying on from becoming arbitration eligible and our payroll is going to explode. We could probably overpay on a short term contract if that would convince someone, but we can’t afford to just start throwing on years.

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, we can.

In his recent article, Fisher also reported that Angelos would receive two payments totaling $75 million. Indicating a capitalized value of $750 million for MASN, the $75 million would represent the Nationals’ 10 percent stake in the regional sports network. MLB would make the first $37.5 million payment by June 30; the second $37.5 million payment will be due a year later. Presumably, the eventual owners of the Nationals would be responsible for the entire $75 million.

Over the next two decades, according to the Selig-Angelos agreement, the Angelos ownership share would gradually decline to 67 percent, thus guaranteeing forever that the owner of the team in the much smaller market would retain overwhelming control of the network and receive the vast majority of its profits. As Fisher also reported in The Times, MASN plans to pay the small-market Orioles the same rights fees the large-market Nationals will receive. This arrangement effectively guarantees that the Nationals will receive below-market rights fees; meanwhile, the small-market Orioles will make a killing, further enhancing Angelos’ profits from this absurd deal.

Interestingly, the Angelos-controlled MASN would be receiving a total of $75 million in 2005 and 2006 for the Nationals’ stake, while Comcast SportsNet retains control over 100 percent of the Orioles’ local pay-TV telecasts. Moreover, whether Angelos will be able to transfer the Orioles from Comcast to MASN in 2007, as he intends, remains a very open question. Comcast, which is the nation’s largest cable company, has filed a lawsuit charging that its current contract with the Orioles gives it the right to match any agreement between the Orioles and any third party for future local pay-TV rights to the Orioles.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2005/may/7/20050507-111843-3654r/print/

PGA has money to burn.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

And as we all know..

PGA won the right to move the O’s to MASN.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

by duck on Dec 4, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

At this point...

The “leap” everyone expects/expected us to take just got pushed back another year so I’m willing to sell my soul to the devil for a sign of life from our front office. Mark Reynolds & Derrek Lee don’t give me quite the same tingle as Beltre. It’ll cost but the bat & glove combo are exactly what we need. I just wanna see something.

by KellRawLive on Dec 4, 2010 10:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The Sun is reporting him "off the board"

Doesn’t give any details, just dismisses him as an option for 3B. Wonder why. Did he sign a deal I missed?

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's the link

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/blog/2010/12/prewinter_meeting_tidbits_part.html

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I assume just that he's too pricey

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

the Os were on the sidelines on the Gonzalez thing. always have been. it’s getting frustrating, though, watching the big names come off the board while Team mulls which “signature food” will delight it’s 4,200 fans per game

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 10:34 AM EST reply actions  

I know that's a snappy sound bite and all, but come on.

It’s not like anybody who is responsible for evaluating or negotiating with free agents is involved in picking out that concession stuff.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

do you mean to tell me that andy doesn’t have a hand in sausage selection?

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Touche.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuentes

Has he really fallen off the cliff performance wise, and is only relying on name value from a few good years? Or would he be worthy of taking a chance? Not an M-Gonz type contract mind you. Of course, if he’s still relying on past name value, he may be asking for more. Also, would Derrek Lee be the second coming of G-Fats, or the second coming of his younger self? I also have no problem with putting Luke on first, and perhaps getting Russell Martin as a backup. Boggles my mind that the Dodgers gave a guy 8 years older with no stats to speak of that much cash. Mendoza looks at Barajas and feels pity. Almost.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

Lee is nowhere near F'Atkins in any way

I’ve always hated Fuentes’ throwing motion (pet peeve), but he’s a pretty decent middle relief option, which really shouldn’t break the bank. He absolutely kills lefties, and I assume that’s what the O’s are looking for.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Do we even need middle relief FAs?

This is the one area I say just keep bringing kids up from AAA until one figures it out. That Jamie Walker/Chad Bradford era os wasted cash on middle relief will haunt me for years.

Seems to me, if we re-sign Koji, we’re actually OK on relief pitching. Not great, but certainly OK, especially with a manager who knows how to use a bullpen.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

if you can bring in a guy on a short, modest deal then why not

relief pitching is super volatile, but there are two things that I think are going unappreciated:

1) how much of a premium contenders will pay for relief stability late in the season (see: Sherrill for Bell and Johnson)

2) that you need a lot of relievers for the whole season.

Doesn’t mean go nuts. What was really crazy about Walker/Chadford/Williamson/Baez was the length of the deals. What was really crazy about Gonzalez was the draft pick (and making a reliever the second highest paid player on the roster). But for a modest one or two year deal that doesn’t involve draft picks, I’m totally down.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

It is a shitty throwing motion.

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by O'sFan21 on Dec 4, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This just on CBS' Rumours Page

As if getting rid of Adrian Gonzalez wasn’t enough, Ken Rosenthal of FOXSports.com tweets the Padres “absolutely” will trade closer Heath Bell.

Bell has one year remaining of arbitration and is due for a raise after making $4 million last season. Bell was 6-1 with a 1.93 ERA and 47 saves in 2010.

Rosenthal lists the White Sox, Angels, Rangers, Marlins, Cardinals, Blue Jays and Rays as teams possibly interested in Bell.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 11:00 AM EST reply actions  

I'm perfectly OK with the O's not being in a Heath Bell sweepstakes.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

what! You have to trade Jones and any prospect not name Machado for him!

Gotta make those playoffs with the proven closer!

/I don’t need to tell you that I’m being dead serious

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Somehow, I feel there needs to be a sarcasm font in use here.

Although it does suck that TB’s or TOR’s bullpens might actually improve.

We could be in a division where 85 wins gets you 5th place.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

the rays lost like all of their relievers

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

And they'll find new ones at the local Wal-Mart or Home Depot parking lot

I swear, I’d give their GM a $10 million signing bonus if I thought we could get them.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

we'll see

the volatile thing about relievers is that they have a pretty good chance of having a terrible bullpen, too.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Get HIM, my apologies

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn't the Jays have learned

after their own experience with taking our own Mr Ryan at 11 mill per, only to have him magnificently assplode before his contract was up?

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Their young pitching right now looks pretty darn good.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

sarcasm font

I think our friends over at Royals Review have a sarcasm font btw.

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by dfa on Dec 4, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

can the Raven’s cover 3.5? please submit your thoughts.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

Nope

They win by 3. That hook is a trap, my friend.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

they can, but they won't

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

agree. can’t take ‘em despite ben’s injury. 3.5 too much.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Between whiffing on Dunn, refusing to offer Beltre a reasonable offer, offeringV-Mart too much

and being a non-factor in the A-Gon sweepstakes, I’m feeling pretty gloomy about the O’s chanced in the next two years. How many 2-1 or 1-0 games is Brian Matusz gonna have to lose the next two years before AM figures out he’s got to get SOMEONE who can OPS over .850 at 1B and 3B, and someone who can hit his freakin’ weight at SS?

Fuck, man, these problems didn’t spring up over night. They’ve been here since you were hired 3.5 years ago. And there’s NOTHING in the farm system at either three that’s an option for the next 3 years, with the possible exception of Machado.

Bah fuckin’ humbug, indeed.

Off to a swim meet. Peace, peeps.

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:24 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Paging Dr Orpheus:

Zrebiec in The Sun reports:

With Adrian Beltre mostly out of the picture, the Orioles have few other third base options besides Ty Wigginton or Mark Reynolds, who appears on his way out of Arizona. SI’s Jon Heyman reported that Chris Tillman’s name has been discussed. I’ve heard the names Josh Bell and David Hernandez mentioned, and that Arizona is really looking to bolster its bullpen with a couple of young arms. I don’t know this for sure, but my gut is that the Orioles would rather trade Tillman in a deal that would land them less risky of a slugger than Reynolds who will hit his homers but also strike out at a dizzying pace. Either way, the Orioles aren’t completely sold on Reynolds — for good reason — and still aren’t budging on the Diamondbacks’ asking price, but the sense is that the deal is out there if they want it.

How are people feeling about this? I mean if they’ll take Josh Bell and Hernandez I’d be all over this trade. Tillman? I don’t know. But I’ve got a sneaking suspicion he might be a bust out.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 4, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions  

I know I shouldn't care about BA

but damn, under .200 last year?

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by duck on Dec 4, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

i care about batting average. and i should care. but i care more about david hernandez. he’s got talent and lots of smarts. i think we’d regret it.

by thewaywardO on Dec 4, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

that's why he's so cheap.

did you see that weird ass .349, .320, .349, .320 OBP in 4 consecutive years?

by Jonny Pops on Dec 4, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Complete anomaly.

Worst BA of his ML or MiL stats.
Better news: dude only hit .190 & was still on base 32% of the time – with 32HR, to boot.

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by OEutaw on Dec 4, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Some fun Mark Reynolds facts

He has the record for most strike outs in a season of ALL TIIIIIIIME @ 233 in 2009.

He hit the longest Home Run in the 2009 season: 481 feet off of Brad Lidge.

He led the Majors in 3 True Outcomes in 2009 with 343.

In 2010 he was the first player in MLB history to finish with a lower BA, .198, than strikeout total, 211.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 4, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

I kinda like this guy. This motherfucker is all or nothing. Push it to the limit, Tony Montana-style.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 4, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

looks like a 2 year...

I’d say try to get an option on him early. I mean we’ve got to be realistic guys. We’re not going to sign a big free agent here until the club gets better. We need to luck out on somebody and this is the type of guy you can luck out with.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 4, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Team control through 2013, according to Cot's.

11:$5M, 12:$7.5M, 13:$11M club option ($0.5M buyout).

I think if we could get him for a couple of relievers, he’d definitely be worth the pickup. His glove makes me worry a little, but it looks like he’s been slowly improving over the years — and that his problem is errors, not range.

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by Vuff on Dec 4, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

San Diego wants two relievers for Reynolds?

From MLBTR:

Mark Reynolds will not be traded to the Padres according to Jack Magruder of FOX Sports Arizona (Twitter link). His source adds that the Diamondbacks are seeking two relievers for their third baseman.

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by Vuff on Dec 4, 2010 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

Dang. Too bad we non-tendered Albers.

We could have given them Albers and Simon. That’s two relievers!

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

But Simon is a closer

and is thus far too valuable to include in such a trade

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

We should have taken Hendricksons's option

and flipped him and Albers. They could be above average in the NL West.

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by CoachOfEarl on Dec 4, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hernandez and what?

For Reynolds.

Berken? Mickolio?

I’d prefer to hold on to Mickolio and JJ.

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by dfa on Dec 4, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather keep berken than mickolio.

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by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2010 1:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hernandez and Viola

I knew there was a reason the Orioles were keeping Viola on the 40 man!

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by dfa on Dec 4, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Crawford

MLB network blabbering about how now that the Sox have A-Gonz that the MFYs will go after CC hard and that Theo should go for him too just to drive the price up and blah, blah, blah. What a disgusting circle jerk the offseason just became…

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by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 4, 2010 12:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What a fucking disappointment

I knew I shouldn’t have had my hopes up this offseason. :(

by LoveForTheGame13 on Dec 4, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Not like I thought Crawford was coming here

But for once, can we have more than 2 teams in baseball? Part of it’s MLB Network, which blows. God they are some MFY lovers. When they had Willie Randolph on it was about 30 seconds of him joining the O’s and then straight to “so, Willie, how about this Jeter thing?” How about fuck Derek Jeter? Is there no other news worthy to print than what happens in NY and BOS? Jesus…

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by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 4, 2010 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Reach arounds

Hot plates & plumpkins for all

by KellRawLive on Dec 4, 2010 1:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Am I silly..

for really liking Leverage? The show makes me giggle once in awhile and it seems like an Ocean’s Eleven plot every episode.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

Leverage is awesome.

Though I didn’t finish the last season when I went off to college. Shit, the new one is starting soon, isn’t it?

by ahoque24 on Dec 4, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno yet

As I’m only up to episode 9 on Season 2, but there hasn’t been an episode I haven’t liked yet.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

IMDB

says they begin this season on the 12th. I would just like to add that Jeri Ryan looks great in HD.

by NSOsFan on Dec 4, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

sooooooo

we’re fucked

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 4, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

I approve this message and then some

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I wouldn’t mind Reynolds. I can see giving up someone like DH or Berken, but really it’s a risk for the O’s, and a salary dump for the snakes, so if they hand over the farm I’ll be pissed. The contract isn’t bad ($5M, $7.5M plus $11M option year) unless Reynolds keeps declining, then it’s Jay Gibbons all over again.

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by CoachOfEarl on Dec 4, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking about it

and the fact that the Red Sox are getting a window to negotiate with Gonzalez may actually underline just how foolish trading for him could have been. Makes me think as badly as the Red Sox wanted him, he wanted to go to Boston just as much. Gonzalez seemingly was always going to be with the Sox in 2012, and we would have given up a ton to have him just for 2011.

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2010 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

All I can hope

Is that Gonzalez says “Yeah right, I’m gonna be a free agent.”

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by HIO'sFan on Dec 4, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

what a fucking bummer

There’s no way A-Gon would have signed an extension here w/o an absurd contract offer so it doesn’t make sense to trade for him. Sounds like the RS gave up about what you’d expect, maybe a bit less, for a one year rental w/ the possibility of an extension. Hopefully, A-Gon will still make it to free agency.

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by birdman on Dec 4, 2010 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sure Gonzalez will sign a Howard like extension

Theo ain’t no fool. But I still don’t trust Lackey and Beckett.

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by dfa on Dec 4, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally random question, but...

…is anyone in an keeper league that has an open spot? I kinda wanna be in one.

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by wrb1990 on Dec 4, 2010 5:41 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone see this tweet from Buster Olney?
The Orioles are desperate for right-handed power and are locking in on Mark Reynolds as a solution. He’d hit 50 homers in Camden Yards.

It’s from late last night. I’m not sure I buy FIFTY homers, but that would be pretty sweet…

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by Vuff on Dec 4, 2010 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

If we're talking hernandez for Reynolds, pull the trigger

but I’m not going near Tillman unless theres more to the trade.

by kba26 on Dec 4, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't even imagine someone on the Orioles with 50 bombs.

Nobody bring up Brady Anderson. I already know.

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by Eat More Esskay on Dec 4, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Brady Anderson?

:)

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by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not crazy...

raffy and “joey” came close, no?

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by j.q. higgins on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Frank Robinson hit 49 in 1966 and Jim Gentile hit 46 in ’61. Raffy hit 43 as his high with the club in ’98.

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by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d hit 50 homers in Camden Yards.

WTF, Chase Field is much more hitter friendly than CY.

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by birdman on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Chase field is 320 down the left field line

and OPACY is 333, but chase field is only that short right down the line. It jumps out quickly. Other than that Chase Field is deeper everywhere, including a left center (where most of Reynolds hrs would go) of 376 vs opacy’s 364.

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by Knubles and Bits on Dec 4, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that lends some credibility to one of Dunn theories

Vmart destroys lefties, Dunn not so much. But that’s still not seeing the forest for the trees, there, Andy.

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by Andrew_G on Dec 4, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Reynolds, (Derrek) Lee, and Hardy

All realistic, all would improve this team. Anything less then that is a missive disappointment in my opinion.

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by wrb1990 on Dec 4, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

*massive

I will send AM an angry missive though.

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by wrb1990 on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

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