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Wednesday Bird Droppings & Winter Meetings Updates

We're going to try something new today. With the rumors and news floating about, yesterday we ended up with one story and two fan shots with people commenting on the same topics in all of them, and I got confused. So today we're going to start your morning with Bird Droppings as always, and as the news comes in we'll update this page and put a note in the comments that we have updated. That should keep everything nice and tidy, don't you think?

Update, 4:00 PM: My dream of the All Fat Bullpen is in jeopardy as the Braves are reportedly closing in on a deal for George Sherrill. Don't worry, Andy, Bobby Jenks is still out there!

Update, 3:30 PM: Kelsie Smith, who covers the Minnesota Twins, tweeted that a Hardy to Baltimore trade is unlikely to be completed today, so everyone can relax for a bit. Also, according to several sources, Cliff Lee's agent has left the winter meetings so any chance of him signing before the week is out is now gone.

Update, 2:00 PM: Dan Connolly tweets that the Orioles are in serious negotiations for J.J. Hardy and that two minor league pitchers, including Brett Jacobson (who was sent to the Orioles from the Tigers in the Aubrey Huff trade). I've always preferred Hardy to Bartlett, and if he can be traded here with little of value going to the Twins, I'm for it.

Update, 11:10 AM: Roch Kubatko just posted a blog entry chock full of O's information. The highlights:

  • They were never interested in Kenshin Kawakami. The Braves are trying to dump him and approached a ton of teams, and the Orioles listened.
  • The O's want to re-sign Cesar Izturis to be a backup middle infielder (acceptable) or their starting shortstop (unacceptable).
  • Jason Bartlett trade talks are 100% dead.
  • The O's won't trade Brian Matusz or Jake Arrieta, but they will still move Chris Tillman if the right deal comes along.

Update, 10:53 AM: Per Jon Heyman, Paul Konerko and the White Sox have agreed on a three year, $37.5M contract. Konerko had been a target of the Orioles and was even offered a contract, so this is good news as far as I'm concerned. An aging, Type A 1B who is coming off of a career year he won't repeat is not what the Orioles need. So now it appears that if the Orioles do sign a FA 1B, it'll probably be Adam LaRoche or Derrek Lee.

Update, 10:34 AM: Per Steve Melewski, the Orioles have offered Kevin Gregg a 2-year deal worth between 8 and 10 million. Also, it's possible Gregg has a little bit of a 'tude that the O's might not like.

Click through to see the O's news links of the day...

Star-divide

Baltimore Orioles Free Agency Planner | Lookout Landing
The brilliant minds at Lookout Landing have figured out exactly what's happening with the Orioles this off season. I posted this in the comments yesterday but it's a hoot.

Break the Reimold | FanGraphs Baseball
FanGraphs agrees with us that the Rays would be the winners in a Nolan Reimold for Jason Bartlett trade. 

Now You Know: Orioles catcher Matt Wieters | orioles.com
A two-minute video where Matt Wieters answers questions like, "Who is the best dressed player on the Orioles?" It's kinda cute, but also makes him seem pretty vanilla. 

An interview with Baseball America's Jim Callis | MASNsports.com
Steve Melewski talked to Jim Callis yesterday about the Mark Reynolds trade, the Orioles' farm system (Callis says it's thin), and Joe Mahoney.

Will Tillman & Britton battle for fifth starter's spot? | MASNsports.com
When asked about a competition between Chris Tillman and Zach Britton, Buck says, "I wouldn't throw that out of the realm of possibility." Concrete answer, there. He also says he's impressed with Matt Wieters, and "he makes about 100 to 200 decisions a night behind the plate and he gets four at bats. You do the math." 

School of Roch: Quick hits from MacPhail (w/quotes)
Buncha Andy quotes from yesterday.

Answer Man: Luke Scott talks Nugent, hunting and Obama origin | Big League Stew 
This article is probably going to make you hate Luke Scott. I'm just saying. So if you don't want to hate Luke Scott, maybe you shouldn't read it.  Luke Scott believes that Barack Obama was not born in the United States. This is a lie that has been proven wrong. I don't care about his beliefs on guns or the size of the government or any of that. His belief in a lie that was created in hate is what makes me think less of him, so let's please not make today a giant political argument. And also maybe don't take the things I say like that seriously so much. I don't HATE Luke Scott. Sheesh, people. 

Derek Jeter admits he was angry with Yankees |  Yahoo! Sports
You know what I have to say to Derek Jeter? "Oh, poor you."

Cubs appear close to deal with Pena | MLB.com
MLB.com has learned that first baseman Carlos Pena and the Cubs have finalized a one-year, $10 million contract, but a team official said it was too early to say the deal was done. That's another 1B off the board. Bring me Adam LaRoche, Andy!

J & D's Bacon Lip Balm from Baron Bob
This is what I'm buying daveh873 for Christmas. 

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Cliff Lee is packing for Charm City today.

I can feels it.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 AM EST reply actions  

Or Derek Lee.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Carl Crawford.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Koji.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Koji is your winner.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

How about my boy Will Ohman?

What’s he up to these days.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The O Man

I dig him.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You all misspelled "and"

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

How about "And"

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Concur.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow

should have read ahead before posting.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

"Not until they go off the board."

Wouldn’t a healthier attitude be that our options change “Only when we sign them”?

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 AM EST reply actions  

Or

The article about Luke Scott will make you like him more. There are 2 parties that read this blog.

John S West Jr

by Adam double bubble on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 AM EST reply actions  

No offense to you OR Mr. Scott

But people who think Obama wasn’t born in the United States are dumb.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and there are more than two parties that read this blog.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The party don't start till I walk in

/Ke$ha’d

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Boo!

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought this blog

was a party unto itself

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

and you have no idea what my political beliefs are

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

She's all over the board, people

Trust me.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I do.

you’re a Staceytarian.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

nor do we care ...

… for the purposes of talking about the O’s.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

That’s why I try not to talk about it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner.

I <3 Luke Scott.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you read the article?

The very end of the article? Where he says that Obama refuses to acknowledge where he was born because he’s not an American? THAT is what I was referring to, not the rest of it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretending like I didn't read it.

Luke is my fave and I don’t want anything to change that.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Second the motion

Luke and Guts baby…. fave two on the team by far for three years now.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Who else on the O's is going to hunt

and bash hippies with me?

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Buck was admiring the picture of Luke's dead deer

So maybe you and he could be BFF.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Done.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Hippies

Are getting ready to file for Medicare, my man.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Birther

Hey, nobody said ballplayers had to be bright…

I've got nothing against the bunt...in its place. But most of the time that place is the bottom of a long-forgotten closet. - Earl Weaver

http://dempseysarmy.blogspot.com

by DempseysArmy on Dec 8, 2010 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

even though I did

still <3 Luke, I don’t care care that he’s opinionated so long as he keeps it to that.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't matter what party you belong to...

it’s a fact that President Obama was born in the United States. It’s not a matter of opinion. Taxation rates, how we should handle Iran, gun control legislation…those are are legitimate topics for political debate (although this is not the right forum for that debate).

That said, Luke Scott can subscribe to flat earth philosophy for all I care, as long as he can hit a baseball I’m happy to have him on my team.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't hurt women or kids (or anyone while driving while drunk)

and you can have BBQ kittens for breakfast and be on my team if you can OPS .900 or so.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Delicious

Though in all seriousness, i’ve added “drowns and electrocutes dogs after forcing them to fight for profit” to my list of non-acceptable player attributes.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes indeed

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Philadelphia football fans haven't.....

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Also...would these attributes be considered intangibles?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

they were pretty tangible to the dogs.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

And really you could add torturing of any animals for pleasure to the list for me.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

How about stink bugs?

I hate stink bugs. Torture away!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They stink.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Do bugs count as animals???

Those things are gross.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

But even if they do, I am pro torture.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

I certainly don’t care that much, although I do worry about kids that pull wings/legs off bugs for fun.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew you were my type.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Insects are a part of Kingdom Animalia.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Except for chickens, right?

Chickens are ok.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

for pleasure??

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If that's your gig.

Personally, I’d put my money on a chicken choosing the life of a fighting cock over being some dude’s significant other.

Assuming a chicken is capable of choosing anything.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Depends if the chicken’s got a good jab.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 9, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I heard Mike Vick was a hell of a ball player in high school.

When you're rich you don't write checks - Randy Moss

by s.r.genovese on Dec 8, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I HATE LUKE SCOTT!!!

Not really. I already came to peace with the fact that Luke was a wing nut last spring when I saw him being interviewed at his locker and there was a sign hanging from it that said “I’ll keep my guns and my money and you keep the CHANGE”.

Yes, it’s my opinion that he’s a wacko but he seems pretty harmless (unless you’re a deer).

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on Dec 8, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that sign

qualifies one as a “wing nut” by any means.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

If it does then my work parking lot is full of cars owned by wing nuts.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know...

passive-aggressive slogans about the other guy are pretty much the hallmark of fringe thinkers. So worked up about what they are against (especially since nobody’s guns are under threat and we could argue about the money too).

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There are way too many bumper stickers like that

for everyone who has one to be a “fringe thinker.”

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Small sample size?

Lol, I see your point that if enough cars exist with that slogan, it cannot, by definition, be fringe.

I also hold true to the belief that the anger exhibited on the fringes has a way of permeating the rest of the electorate by snappy catch phrases.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh...that's old

People have had those signs around forever.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

What he said.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This article is probably going to make you hate Luke Scott

The Obama birth certificate stuff is ridiculous and you can’t help people when confronted with facts refuse to believe them. I am in agreement with all of you on that.
Its just I didn’t agree with YOUR assesment of the article. That reading the article was going to make me hate Luke Scott. I don’t and it didn’t.
The first amendment gives us the right to be blogging about this. The second is the one I agree with Luke on.

John S West Jr

by Adam double bubble on Dec 8, 2010 8:12 AM EST reply actions  

Well I never said one thing about guns

Also, geez dude. Let’s take things a little less seriously. Most comments I make with the links are not meant to be taken to heart. I don’t give a shit of you hate Luke Scott or not.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

But don't talk smack about one ...

… Matt Weiters.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It didn't make me hate Luke either

oh, wow, a professional athlete with a stupid opinion! How quaint!

I mean, it’s not like I don’t have stupid opinions, too.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:15 AM EST reply actions  

I really don't see it any different from

the dummies who wear those phiten necklaces. It’s foolish, but harmless. I give the whole thing a hearty “meh”.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't actually think it's harmless

Because if his name was Michael David Taylor that lie never would have been started in the first place. But I really don’t like to get into this kind of thing, I’m regretting posting that dumbass link in the first place.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Michael David Taylor

I LOVE his music!!! (sounds like country)

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't.

Scott can love Jesus & guns – that’s all cool & a matter of personal preference.

A baseball player claiming that the President isn’t a natural born citizen based on what he heard through wingnut media from some nutjob lawyer is just stupid. And it’s not flat-earth stupid, either. It’s dangerous rhetoric stupid. That shit can’t be pointed out enough, IMO.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, I'd imagine he's saying that since nobody has actually seen that birth certificate

Just a scanned copy. Some people (myself included to a certain extent) have a bit of an issue with John McCain being forced to provide his real birth certificate proving his parents were citizens (he was born in the Panama Canal zone) when he was sued (Goldwater too!) and not just a scanned copy. Granted, they probably didn’t have scanners way back then.

I’m okay with the copy as long as it has been proven (and I believe it was) that it’s real.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Hawaii officials have. They have the original.

And they verified it. I believe the Republican governor of Hawaii even went to view it & then verified it publicly.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Agreed.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It was proven by Hawaiian officials.

If the birth certificate was in their files

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

woops hit post too early.

But OEutaw already said what I was going to say.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I will not read it.

Because I am a big fan of this team and I don’t need to mix my sports fandom with my disdain for ignorance, particularly political ignorance where people can’t see past their face on how they’re being played like a cheap fiddle in furtherance of the interests of others.

But the most moronic thing that I’m getting from this is that Luke Scott, an athlete, is talking politics – and not just politics, abrasive politics that he should know are bound to alienate a lot of his fans. That is nothing more than selfishness and vanity.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Well said.

Not reading it either.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha.

It’s really not worth the read anyway.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

And we have a winner...

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

interviewer brought it up.

not Luke’s fault, really.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 8, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, the new American Way. Don't dare say anything or voice an opinion ...

… that might offend someone.

Of course I’m still searching for that line in the Bill of Rights. You know, the one about freedom from being offended.

As for political ignorance – do you really believe one party has a monopoly on that over another? If so, you may as well count yourself as one of the ignorant.

Speaking about the President – one of my favorite comments from him was the one about Kanye West – “What a jackass.” And to think people felt he needed to apologize for that.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because...

…you have a right to say or do something doesn’t mean it’s the smart or responsible thing to do. This is especially true when what you’re doing is blatantly lying, like Luke is, at the cost of someone else’s reputation.

It’s also illegal. If the President so chose, he could take Luke Scott and however many other Birthers out there to court, right now and win, hands down, in a civil suit for slander. Fortunately the President – who frankly I’m surprised I’m even defending this week given current events – is not as petty and small as his critics.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

If you are expecting that everyone will act and speak responsibly ...

… then at least don’t hold your breath while you wait.

What i am referring to are those folks who complain because they feel offended, or even worse, are not personally offended but think it is their duty to be protector of the easily offended. That’s where I call BS.

I would also challenge you on your statement that Scott is blatantly lying. Lacking any proof on that score, your statement is as slanderous or even more so than Scott stating that the President is not a US citizen.Can it be said that Luke Scott is not informed on the topic? Most certainly. Can it be implied that he is either naieve or even an idiot for holding onto an opinion that a little bit of independant checking can contradict? I think so. But show me where it is obvious he is lying.

I know it is politically incorrect to qoute Jesus these days, but maybe we would do well to remember the one about who is qualified to throw the first stone.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 9, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was afraid this would start an argument

Can we just drop it? This is where I come to get away from the Tea Party lunacy.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed

Im no birther, but the rest of the article he makes good points, Hes a smart man for the most part, just he leans a bit to the fanatical side sometimes im sure.

by Blake C on Dec 8, 2010 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

Stupid opinions are required

to be an Orioles fan. Since I don’t comment that often, I understand people not knowing when I am just poking around. Sorry for the anger. I honestly didn’t want to start anything other than some fun stuff.

John S West Jr

by Adam double bubble on Dec 8, 2010 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

Good Morning!

Day 3 begins. I am expecting no more moldy silliness talk, a reliever signing, a prince rumor, the O’s being announced as the mystery team for Lee #1, Lee #2 gets a phone call and my work productivity to continue its steady decline this week.

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 8:19 AM EST reply actions  

Supposedly, we are kicking the tires on Ryan Ludwick.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/ryan-ludwick-drawing-trade-interest.html

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 8:22 AM EST reply actions  

why, I wonder?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

My sentiments as well.

He’s a right handed bat with some pop. I guess the Warehouse is just checking in on anyone available that somewhat meets that description.
I’d rather we just throw some money at Vladdy, let him DH, and stick Luke at 1B.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 8:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I got the sense that the Warehouse is frustrated

with the realities of the Baltimore Orioles Free Agency Primer

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if anyone saw this or not

I missed it until just now, but Carlos Pena is off the board.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:24 AM EST reply actions  

it's in the Bird Droppings!

I swear, now I know how duck feels.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hey, yeah, look at that

I was reading them but stopped at the Luke Scott one because I wanted to be in on the cutting edge Luke Scott hate, then I never finished the BD

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

BANNED

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Post of the century!

lol.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 8, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to be hard to top this line

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Orioles first base options

Any thougth on having Luke play first and signing Vlad to DH?

John S West Jr

by Adam double bubble on Dec 8, 2010 8:31 AM EST reply actions  

this has long been my top option

but with Johnny Damon instead of Vlad

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Lots of talk

about adding right handed bats. Vlad would do that over Johnny Damon. But I would not mind Johnny Damon on the Orioles.

John S West Jr

by Adam double bubble on Dec 8, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

How do you know he's from here?

Have you seen the birth certificate?

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Seeing is believing

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Good point!

grabs tin foil hat and calls Orly Taitz

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I never understood the tin or aluminum foil hat thing.

I manage the construction of cell sites on utility poles and towers and when I see people going to the public hearings complaining about having a site built in their neighborhood wearing them, I’m amazed. Mainly by their stupidity.

Unless they have some sort of ground wire, all they are accomplishing is turning themselves into a nice antenna receiver.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Just like that Texeira guy.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

So can Lou

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT!

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I am officially on the Adam LaRoche bandwagon

And I just hit a bunch of Salvia…could one have something to do with the other? Seriously, LaRoche is young(er), cheap(er) and solid defensively. I know, slow starter. But if we are gonna make a move, that’s the logical move.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you didn't?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

Double points for Scooby Doo reference.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

LUKE!!!

I’m glad the Orioles pay him to hit a baseball and not for his expert political analysis.

Yes, it’s a free country and Luke Scott has just as much right to be a dumb ass as the next person. I think what bothered me about reading the article—even more than the birther nonsense—is that Luke clearly has a very narrow idea of what it means to be an “American.” It makes total sense that he wouldn’t believe Obama was born in the U.S.A. because in Luke Scott’s worldview “real” Americans don’t look, think or act anything like President Obama.

It’s a big country and there’s room for all of us Luke.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 8:48 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

If you can't tolerate extreme political views...

for God’s sake, don’t watch golf. Those guys make Luke look like a progressive.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

That's funnu because golfers come from all over the world

I enjoy watching golf, however. I’d rather watch it than effing soccer.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

American golfers are quite conservative

Some Ryder Cup members have refused to go to the White House when a Dem is president.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I just found a new favorite sport.

Does Luke play golf in his free time?

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

And we all know southerners are mostly rednecks, hillbillies and most of all ...

… bigots.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

oh Jesus rollerblading Christ...

I know you weren’t trying to imply all rich, white southerners were racist bigots, but my family is from there and it couldn’t be further from the truth.
I don’t want to call you out, I just wanted to let it be known that not everyone down south are the good old boys everyone hears about.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if you're being serious

I really couldn’t put a number on it, but I feel like the hate has gone down just since I was a little kid. but again, I don’t have any stats on what % of Tennessee is racist, but in my experience, it’s less than it was, say 7-10 years.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't watch golf...

but that’s because if find it about as interesting as watching paint dry.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

do you play?

i didn’t watch until i started playing a lot this past summer.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

No...

and to clarify, I’m not saying watching golf is inherently uninteresting…just uninteresting to me. My brother got 100% of whatever golf gene runs in my family….I suck at it!

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

my family loves golf

never got into it

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I suck at golf too

but that doesn’t stop me from playing. I just drink enough to not care about sucking.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

It's still frustrating!

Even with beer!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

I drink at least six on the front 9, six more at the turn, and however much I can stomach on the back 9. By the time I’m finished I don’t feel pain, much less frustration.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

oof...

kill me.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeaaaaa

I prefer not to be puking all over the course.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Come on dude.

Your what 22? If you can’t drink 12-18 beers in 3+ hours then you need to work on your game. We need to go golfing (we’ve been talking about this for months now) and get you some practice.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

My tolerance used to be better. Now that I’m all graduated and such, I don’t drink anymore.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

12-18 beers in 3 hours?

I feel so bloated just imagining that.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Passing up on binge drinking has shed 44 years of damage off of my liver.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Although we def should go golfing. I endorse this message.

A bit cold out now, though.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

That just means we'll have to drink whiskey.

Or shine. I can get us something that’ll warm your toes.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we should start a club.

My wife and kids golf, as well as all my brothers. The only thing about it like is the walking.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, playing golf makes watching pro golf more interesting

but even i rarely go out of my way to watch golf and i play golf semi seriously.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

don’t watch golf because it’s golf

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

i stopped reading Luke Political Theory when he claim to have waved a gun at somebody in a gas station and thwarted a crime …. it was BS then and it’s BS now

by thewaywardO on Dec 8, 2010 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

He was all too proud of carrying an unholstered

side arm when he played in Houston. Outside the Lines did a piece shortly after the Sean Taylor shooting and, unsurprisingly, our man Luke was a great interview for that piece.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

And under Texas law, it was perfectly legal.

Not so much in Maryland.

And he’s right about MD’s stupid deer hunting laws and policies.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Right...

I just remembered being really scared by the almost giddly look on his face when he talked about what would happen to a potential carjacker. Now we just know that Luke is that way all the time.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

don’t you think that story was just concocted out of thin air though? a political fantasy?

by thewaywardO on Dec 8, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I don't

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

This is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world

it can blow your head clean off

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Why would you demand these things from Luke Scott?

He doesn’t think the POTUS is U.S. Citizen. It’s like you expect him to be grounded in reality or something.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, and I have absolutely zero interest..

in figuring out if Luke can double-tap with a .45 like he can hit a baseball.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

damn gov. carcetti!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

The deer hunting laws are awful.

I’m an environmentalist and a gun control advocate, but the deer population is out of control in DC. We killed off all their predators and now we’re left with a shitload of giant rabbits. It’s a shame the bambi effect held so long, but now that deer are jumping into people’s windshields, they’re starting to get the picture that we need to control these deer and let people hunt them.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

or bolt action rifles.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

A man after my own heart...

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

you picking up what i'm down, though?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably not.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

the other night...

on the sarah palin alaska show, she went caribou hunting w/ her old man. he carried the gun and had to help her load it. it was a bolt action. i mean, that’s like training wheels stuff.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

That's really, really bad.

If you can’t load the weapon, you have no business firing it. Even my daughter can pack the 5 round clip to her .22. It’s not rocket science.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

when i learned...

it was just those single round bolt action .22s. good fun, though. crazy to think of a 10 year old learning to shoot w/ live ammunition at a summer camp…summer camp sponsored by a life insurance co, no less!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

10 year olds with proper safety instruction and a controlled shooting enviroment

can shoot .22s safely.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

10 year olds can shoot uzis at gun fairs in Massachusetts

with mixed results.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry that was a little insensitive...

I shot guns when I was a kid in controlled environments (Indian Guides, the non-politcally correct answer to the Boy Scouts!)… but sometimes people need to use common sense.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care how you kill them.

Just control them. The issue at first is that we killed the wolves and animals that hunted them because they’re cute little deer. NO. WRONG. We need to control them and the only way I see is to hunt them.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I keep thinking back to Louis C.K. with all this deer talk

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Likewise!

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You could import some of our MD coyotes.

Those MFers are BIG.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Having a ton of deer and nothing to contain them has already proved disastrous.

Coyotes can kill deer and that’s what we need in a city.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not about kids and pets.

That’s the argument a lot of people make when in fact, these predatory animals are much more afraid of humans than we should be of them. How rare is it that a coyote kills a human? Or a wolf? It’s very rare. The point is deer are very dangerous. As the population of deer increases, naturally the accidents caused by dumb deer go up. They’re more likely to kill or paralyze someone than any coyote.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Then I think I misunderstood the tone of your previous post, Rick Moranis.

But I loved you in the shrunken kids franchise.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

It's no problem.

Spaceballs is one of my favorite movies.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Pizza the Hut!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of

Who would actually eat that cheesy bite surrounded Pizza Hut pizza? Like Pizza Hut pizzas didn’t already have tons of other crap and bad stuff in them.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure it's delicious...

paired w/ an ice cold glass of pepsi clear.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

Pepsi clear was the shit

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That's why I go with small business pizza.

I refuse to eat from any of the chains. Especially Pizza Hut.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HIPSTER.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sounds more like a yuppie

no offense intended

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

What's the distinction?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

hipsters would go to pizza hut to be ironic

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

...Oy.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I do read The New Yorker.

Still, they’re a bit too elitist for my taste.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought similarly...

but realized that she can’t be a yuppie if she isn’t a professional. That and I think it is pretty hipsterrific to assert that brand X is bad and you have no idea how anybody else could enjoy it.

/neverworkedforPizzaHut

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't say that...

I said I only eat small business pizza because I don’t like it.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

So where exactly do you eat when at a food court in a mall?

Or do you avoid malls because of all the chains?

/justmessingwithyou
/seriouslythough,nobodylikesasnob

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

We went to some place in the mall.....Chick fil A!

I said…..get me a Dr. Pepper or something. FOR FREE!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Not on this date.

I ain’t got no money.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Unforgivable!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

For some reason

this reminded me of Back to the Future, where Marty McFly asks the 1955 diner guy for a Pepsi Free.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

If you aren't at work

You can youtube “unforgivable” to check out what I was referencing.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I am at work

I’ll stick to day dreaming about 1.21 jigawatts…

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought he asked for a Tab

and the guy was like, “I can’t start a tab until you order something!”

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

And then he responds

Ok, I’ll have a Pepsi Free

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Here's the whole exchange, per imdb... cause it's better than doing work

Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah… Give me – Give me a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can’t give you a tab unless you order something.
Marty McFly: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you’re gonna pay for it.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

No....

I like the mall. And I don’t even out that much anyway.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't generally like chain restaurants of any sort

It’s not because I’m a snob, but because I hate menus that are like novels. It just makes me imagine a bunch of frozen food in the back of the restaurant. I like my menus to be one page.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Chick fil A is delicious though.

I want a peppermint chocolate chip shake pretty bad right now.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

oh word

I love Chick Fil A. And having worked there in my youth I am not offended by their food prep practices.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

You worked at Chick fil A?

Good show. It’s probably the only chain I can go to and get friendly service.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup

I worked there from 10th grade through my first year of college. And I was never once grossed out by the back of the restaurant and I still love to eat there. I could tell you a few disgusting things about the Taco Bell that was next to us, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't eat at Taco Bell

The food isn’t awful, but just looking at the place makes me not want to eat there. Dunno why.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The food is awful.

They squirt it into wrappers through caulking guns, for crying out loud.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

How do you squirt a tortilla out of a caulking gun?

I should have mentioned that the only thing I’ll generally eat there is a chicken taco. Just chicken, “fresh” tomato, lettuce, and shredded cheese.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

The filler is.

Like whatever mystery meat that is supposed to be beef, the refried beans, the guacamole, sour cream, cheese sauce… all out of a caulking gun. Nasty, nasty, nasty.

It’s not even Americanized Mexican food. It’s kind of a spicy slop in a wrapper.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically...

what they serve at Taco Hell is not “food.”

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I do enjoy places

where you can see the food being prepared. Five Guys, Chipotle, etc.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Chipotle is good.

Ohhh…to be clear: I don’t hate all chain restaurants. I hate pizza chain restaurants.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

And I don’t hate all chains, just generally speaking those are the places that are gross.

I love Five Guys and Chipotle and Panera. I also like Outback Steak House, so like I said, no snobbery for me.

Oh that just reminded me I’m going to Hooters for dinner tonight. Awesome.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I miss Chipotle.

None within 30 miles of where I live, and the ones near work are too far to go to for lunch. We have a Qdoba close by, but it’s not the same.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Qdoba is still pretty good

All the burrito places have their strengths.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

I miss Chipotle’s lime-tinged rice, mostly.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think about Outback as a chain.

Because it’s sit down and stuff is expensive. Like Romano’s or something.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Sure it's a chain

Same as TGI Fridays and all of those disgusting places I hate.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

But it just seems different than a chain restaurant that I usually think about, mostly because it’s pretty pricy.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

All those places...

…that nuke your food from the freezer to your table. Garbage.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Is there a website

that tracks which places do that, so I know where not to waste my money?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

In Brazil it's fine dining.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, ok, I can see that

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

DCO'sfan is too good for the hut!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Well...it tastes bad.

What am I supposed to do? Eat it?

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It was a Friends reference

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

that's why you're my favorite.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

She's got a point though

Pizza Hut sucks.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

First time for everything

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to use that one years ago

except I exchange the hut for whatever fit at the moment. i also enjoyed calling any friends “Ray Ray” if their name could reasonably fit (from the Winona Ryder eppy).

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I was surprised tflach got it

I thought I’d have to wait for you to show for anyone to notice the reference. Not too many Friends aficionados around these parts.

The other day I made reference to there being enough room on one side of the bed for a giant penguin. My bf didn’t get it and it made me sad.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can spot a Friends reference a mile away,

though it’s starting to disappear from reruns, I don’t even think that it’s shown daily where I live anymore…so it goes.

My wife was really into that show, ergo I am also able to quote it religiously. I have also seen every episode of Sex and the City and Gilmore Girls, and am not afraid to admit it. On the flip side, she has been to many Orioles games, and allowed me to stay to the end, regardless of score or traffic… It’s all about the give and take.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

just so long as she didn't drag you...

…to either of the SATC movies.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 8, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope... still haven't seen the movies

I draw the line at spending money for me to watch things that don’t interest me… she went with girl friends to the 1st, and heard such bad things about the 2nd that she still hasn’t seen it.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I have all of the friends seasons on DVD

I often pop them in when I’m cleaning the house or folding laundry or something like that. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen them. Also love SATC but never got into Gilmore Girls. I haven’t subjected the bf to any of that, though. I’ll let him get a little more settled in, first :) Although I did start watching the Amazing Race with him so he owes me one.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We stick to the comedies

Community, 30 Rock, Modern Family, It’s Always Sunny, those we can watch together. The others I just keep to myself, although when he’s looking through my DVR he judges my TV choices aloud.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the first season

then I thought the show declined in quality so I stopped watching. Then I randomly starting watching the show again around season 4 or 5. For whatever reason, I became addicted. I would watch one or two old episodes on TBS or Fox per day and then the new eppy on Thursdays. And then I watched Joey after Friends ended. It was the most horrible show ever. Shortly after Joey, I stopped watching reruns of Friends and I haven’t seen an episode since then. But I have an encyclopedic knowledge of that show. That and It’s a Wonderful Life.

Also, I should mention my friends made fun of me a lot for watching Friends.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Joey was the WORST

I think I watched maybe three episodes.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

We watched a bunch more waiting for it to become good

I don’t think we made it to the end, though. It was pretty brutal.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I made it to the end

And it was awful. The cliff hanger was predictable and uninteresting. I think Joey even lasted a few seasons into season 2 before it was finally canceled. Matt LeBlanc is reportedly looking for work.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But he was so good in Ed!

(I did not see Ed)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

never saw ed

but matt leblanc is the brandon fahey of actors. joey was the perfect role for him.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOO.

Please don’t associate me with that awful phenomenon.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Bet you don't shop at Wal-Mart either.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if you don't shop at Wal-Mart

then the terrorists win!

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

a nice lil' diddy about Wal-Mart. Worth a listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw64hRgLBqM&feature=related

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I shop there...

only because Trader Joe’s doesn’t carry Cheez-itz.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

parmesan Cheez-itz

are so damn good

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS.

Wal-Mart is evil.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I just watched Little Giants the other night. Fantastic.

You’ll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son!

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a really funny guy.

He plays the perfect dork.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone who manages to get killed by a deer ...

… probably should be removed from the gene pool.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The problem is, they don't.

It’s a lot easier for coyotes to kill smaller animals, so that’s what they do.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Nevertheless, something needs to be done.

And at this point allowing people to hunt deer is a viable solution.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that would be wonderful.

And then she could shoot the remaining two wolves from planes.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't really know what I'm talking about here

but the aerial hunting thing? That sounds like the coolest damn thing ever. Is that wrong?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, here's how it works.

The hunter is up in a plane with the wolf on the ground. The wolf sees the plane and tries to run away, but of course the plane is faster than the wolf. So, the wolf eventually gets tired and the hunter shoots him/her from the plane. The wolf is completely defenseless.

I don’t mind hunting as long as it’s humane, and that type of hunting is cowardly and inhumane.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

well, if youre wolf hunting

the wolf is basically defenseless anyway once you find it, right?

(I’m not a hunter, by the way, and don’t particularly care one way or t’other, but its something to talk about)

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

At least when you're hunting on the ground you give the wolf a chance to get away.

This is completely unfair and in my mind, cheating. At least give the wolf a chance.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

We should give the wolves guns, then it'll be fair!

(I have no opinion on hunting)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not advocating for that.

I’m advocating to give the wolves some sort of chance to get away.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Sort of defeats the purpose.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Why should hunting be fair?

I don’t see how it can be. One creature (man) is much smarter and has a gun. No way to make that a fair fight, IMO. You want fair, maybe step in the ring with bear with a Bowie knife. Something where both animals have something like a 50/50 shot of coming out alive.

How fair is it for cattle or chickens who are kept in a pen their whole lives and slaughtered? How is keeping animals penned up in tiny, filthy cages their entire lives, so their flesh can be shrink wrapped and put on sale in a supermarket more humane than shooting at an animal from an airplane?

I’m not a hunter myself, but as long as I eat chicken or beef (which I do), I’m not going to criticize anyone who hunts for being inhumane or unfair. No animals have worst lives than those bred to be food.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

deadspin yesterday had me literally laughing out loud

with suggested octagon unarmed fights of equal weight species. For example:

1 man versus 200 mice

3 men versus 1 moose

20 men versus one elephant

and so on.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

FunBag was solid yesterday...

and no, I’m not pussy-whipped.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The eating while pooping debate was fantastic

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I never said that was fair.

And it’s not. One of the problems I have with hunting wolves vs. deer is that wolves are actually intelligent animals while deer are as dumb as rabbits.

Chickens and cows are not intelligent in the slightest. Wolves are. So are whales and that I have a huge problem with (eating them…). Whales are perhaps as smart as dogs. Would you eat dogs? I wouldn’t. Nor would I eat cats. And wolves are basically wild dogs. So in essence, we jail Michael Vick (quite rightly) for dog fighting while wolves are shot from airplanes. It seems hypocritical to me.

Vick certainly deserved prison time, I’m not arguing against that. And I’m not arguing that people who shoot wolves from airplanes should be jailed. I’m saying going forward it should be illegal.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

What does intelligence have to do with anything?

My neighbor’s daughter was born prematurely. She’s practically brain dead. Has to be fed through a tube. She shows very little evidence of cognitive function. You think it would be okay for me to eat her?

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A human?

That’s different. That’s wrong. My mom is disabled. Would I eat her because she can’t see and has something wrong with her?

Intelligence has to do with what kind of animal you’re killing. I know someone who herded cattle for a year after high school and he says they don’t think about anything. At all. They aren’t intelligent and cannot understand what’s being done to them.

I’m not saying it’s right that they should be put in pens and slaughtered horribly. It’s just that animals are not all equal.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

How?

How on earth does your friend know what it’s like to be a cow, or what a cow thinks about or feels? The only way to know anything about what the experience of being a cow is like is to actually be a cow.

But even if we take take it as a fact that cows or deer are less intelligent than wolves or dogs or cats, why should their intelligence matter in how they’re treated by humans? Saying an animal is dumb seems like weak justification for treating it cruelly.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not justifying treating it cruelly.

It is wrong that we treat food we eat in such a way. But I’m saying wolves and whales and cats and dogs have more right to be treated better than some dumb cow or chicken.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure...

I understand where you are coming from, and I know you are not trying to justify cruelty to animals. What you haven’t articulated is why intelligence should be a criteria for how well an animal is treated.

If the earth were invaded by a super-intelligent alien species, would it be okay for them to pen humans up and use us as food just because they’re a lot smarter than us? They might look at the difference in intelligence between us and a cow as entirely inconsequential.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What about zombies?

Should we be allowed to hunt them? Most of ‘em don’t seem that smart.

by DJAY on Dec 8, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

famous last words

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Dec 8, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

She's not ready for Z Day

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup...

the guy who says “Zombies aren’t real” is always the first to get his brains eaten.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously

What else would you do with a zombie? Don’t eat them, though.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously...

you’ve never tried zombie gumbo.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Watch Fido. Zombies can be very useful around the house.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That's actually the critical point...

we HAVE to hunt zombies, otherwise the human race wouldn’t survive. It doesn’t matter if they’re smart or dumb. We have to kill them. It’s us or them and we have to protect our own.

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

that's how I feel about the dolphins

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and Nazi Sharks

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll shoot anyone who tells me I can't hunt zombies.

Or use them to dispose of old ammo.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If she's hot enough ...

… I might be up for it.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummmm babies. Making me hungry.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Few things are more morally disgusting

than species bigotry.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I like listening to people with common sense.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I lived in Alaska for about 15 years

At one point it was legal, then banned, and I’m not sure if they started doing it again. Some people regard it as an unfair advantage, others see it as thinning the herd.

It was only for wolves, though. Anything else was strictly forbidden, and the Alaska Fish and Wildlife folks have no sense of humor when it comes to poaching.

by DJAY on Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Question.

Were you able to see Russia from your backyard?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely

All I had to do was stand on the Bridge to Nowhere, and there it was, clear as a bell.

by DJAY on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Question

Did you ever see Vladimir Putin’s head rising up from the Bridge To Nowhere?

"If you know how to cheat, start now." - Earl Weaver

by rebop on Dec 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, a few times

Whenever I did I flipped the commie mother fucker the bird. :)

by DJAY on Dec 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I did enjoy how Luke Scott brought up Jessica Simpson's dog begin carried off by a coyote.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes on the spotlights ...

… no on the machine guns.

It tears up the meat too much.

Unless of course you are hunting them primarily for pest control purposes. In that case, machine guns (I assume you mean the belt fed variety), RPG’s, mortars (though probably nothing above 60mm) and mines are all good.

Well, maybe not mines.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Had Taylor owned a gun and kept it in his bedroom rather than the machette (p?)

he kept under his bed, he would probably still be with us today.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

highly doubtful.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen the summary of the police report?

Taylor tried defending himself and his girlfriend. He didn’t stand a chance – the proverbial coming to a gun fight with a knife. His best bet might have been not to resist at all, but without any of us being in the room, that is speculation. I’ll agree it is also speculating to say he would be alive today had been armed with a firearm. But if he had the time to reach under his bed to grad the machette resist his assailents, his odds of success increase dramatically if he is on even terms with regard to being able to resort to deadly force.

Remember, it was not God who made all men equal in this life. It was Samuel Colt.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 9, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I remember some people here liking Arrested Development?

Amazon has the complete series for $28 today.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 9:00 AM EST reply actions  

gwow...

good deal, though, you can watch it for free on hulu or stream it on netflix.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Scott, Reimold and Pie

Anyone comfortable with letting those three cover 1B, LF and DH to start the year? Assuming we can find a decent shortstop I’m OK with that.

by tjk on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 AM EST reply actions  

I'd be okay with that though..

If they have a chance, I’d rather have a stronger 1st baseman.. I’ve opened up to the idea of Laroche.. but if not, Luke at first, Reimold DHing, and Pie in LF would be okay.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

yup...

sorta depends, though. i do agree w/ the sentiment that if they’re gonna get one type a, they might as well get more than one. so, say, if they were to get derrek lee, they should take a shot at vlad or thome.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I forgot about a viable DH, so I agree with Thome/Vlad.. Either one of them would suffice as well.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Thome

I would like that

by tjk on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Lee wasn't offered arb,

so we wouldn’t have to give up a draft pick.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

And neither was Vlad, actually.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

hot damn.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

gah! beat me to it!

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

None of those guys were offered arb. though, so none of them would cost our 2nd round pick.

The only guys left who would cost us our 2nd rounder are:

Balfour, Beltre, Crawford, Downs, Francisco, Frasor, Konerko, Lee, Pavano, Soriano

Anyone else just costs $.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Lee, as in Cliff, of course.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

No to Luke at 1B

Luke and/or Moldy are not 1Bmen nor are they a stop gap for someone that we don’t have in the wings (that means you Snyder). As of now moldy is the 4th OF w/ Pie in LF. Luke is the DH. I have said it before and I will say it again – Buck will have a 1Bmen with experience playing the postion at the start of the season. He is not going to platoon Moldy or Luke. So no – I am not comfy with the inclusion of 1B in that statement.

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

By a trade?

I’m not convinced Konerko, Lee or LaRoche would sign. Maybe Lee, but I’m not sure what he would add to the situation.

by tjk on Dec 8, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

lee...

would be the best defensive 1B o’s have had in a while and (i’m guessing) a 100-115 OPS+.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It looks that way

but we cant forget the bullpen, its thinned a bit more and it wasnt great last year.

Bring Koji back and maybe a few cheap arms but I dont want to give up the 2nd rounder for a bullpen arm.

by Blake C on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah i think that's the plan

I think that’s why they offered Kevin Gregg a deal, since he won’t cost anything but the money the throw at him.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 8, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

doesn't matter to me

LaRoche is likely, Lee is an option and you can never rule out a trade until opening day. Konerko isn’t coming here and it is what it is.

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't like Luke or Nolan at 1st

Just not a solid enough glove with either there. And it remains to be seen if Nolan can get back on track at the plate. If he can, I’m more inclined to have him come off the bench at DH or LF. My prediction (hope) is that Luke breaks out at DH this year and hopefully pushes past 90 RBIs and 30 HR at a minimum. I’m not sure Vlad should be much of a priority. I think the best we can do is Derek Lee for 2 years (hopefully he doesn’t break his hip) and hope Snyder either gets it together or gets out of the way for Mahoney.

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I like all 3,

But I still want to add a first base bat, although I’m assuming it means the end of the Jake Fox era.

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we all only liked Jake Fox

because it meant the end of the beav

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

And the pun opportunities.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

But you can be reminded of him by Reynold's swing

Albeit with a little different results…

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

off the topic but.

ya’ll seen ‘management’? parts of it take place allegedly in MARYLAND. i’ve seen worse movies.

by thewaywardO on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM EST reply actions  

I always like movies and tv shows that have the Maryland connection

just last night I was watching a season 2 episode of the office, where Dwight and Jim were thinking about a job offer in Cumberland, Maryland. I got excited every time the word “Maryland” was uttered.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Like there's actually jobs in Cumberland....

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

i live in cumberland..im sitting in downtown cumberland now..i can attest that there is NOTHING in cumberland lol

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 8, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It was "Cumberland Mills"

which I assume would be a rival paper company. Apparently Jim was offered a position at double his Dunder Mifflin salary.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

haha thats funny

the paper mill near here is a joke. its where all the rednecks work. and i have a ton of them insured (im an insurance agent). most are yankees and steeler fans. its disgusting.

the arcade that used to be here was ok..better than anything we have now…:/

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on Dec 8, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember

there used to be an arcade there. It wasn’t very good though.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

it was actually "Soft shelled crabs"

which I thought was a little strange and/or out of touch with Maryland. But hey, it’s a crab, so I can’t complain too much.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

is it?

Because those guys are definitely on my short list. Any given day I could respond with soft shell sandwiches as my favorite food.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Like, especially on the Eastern Shore...

there was a spot in Duck’s stomping grounds that we used to always get soft-shells from in the summer time.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

sw md...

i used to always get the sandwiches when i was a kid. basically a deep fried ss crab on wonder bread. d’lish.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never eaten a soft shell crab

It creeps me out.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how to talk to you when you say stuff like this

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You have no idea what you are missing.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I hear

maybe I’ll try it. But it just looks weird.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit that the first time I went to try them

there was an awkward feeling to overcome, but it goes away quickly once the deliciousness hits.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Awkward as in

it doesn’t feel right eating this creature whole.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You can easily put cheese on a ss crab sandwich.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

if youre totally nuts, sure

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not saying I would do it.

Just that you could if you felt inclined to do so.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of crabs

Obrycki’s closing after next year. Haven’t seen so many long faces at work since Hausner’s closed….

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Heard this today.

It sucks.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I know the place is a landmark.

But holy fuck did they have some peppery-ass crabs. I ate there once with a buddy of mine and we both got these incredible headaches from all the pepper in their seasoning. I can’t believe they stayed in business so long.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

They may have overdone it at the restaurant (and the crab quality has fallen off, too)

It’s pretty good in moderate amounts. Really good on other dishes, too (baked taters, steamed veggies, etc). Word is you’ll still be able to buy the seasoning and some other things online.

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad

i used to watch it all of the time, but i’ve strayed away from The Office.. I still catch the new ones, just don’t watch the old ones as often.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I still love that Seinfeld episode

where Elaine won’t take off his O’s hat.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

his?

what the fuck, steve

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

aw, geez...

on twitter search #LukeScottBeliefs

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions  

For those too lazy too look:

Follow me

This is America man – open your yap and say something a lot of people find dumb, prepare to be mocked to all hell..

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

those aren't that funny

I was expecting better, twitter!

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't wait for parent teacher conferences.

That may sound odd but I’m doing well this year and I get two days off from school!

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

Per Steve Melewski

The Orioles offered Kevin Gregg at two year deal for $8-10M.

http://www.masnsports.com/steve_melewski/2010/12/will-os-and-gregg-be-a-match.html

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST reply actions  

that makes me feel uneasy

not that I’m bashing the offer, it just doesn’t sit great with me.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

my problem

looking at cots, I’m thinking the bullpen in 2010 was about 22% of the total payroll…and we’re taking out some of the cheapest parts of it and putting in expensive parts. It’s not a good way to build the roster.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Do we really need Gregg and Gonzalez in the BP?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

Pass.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Gah...can Lee sign already?

I can’t deal with the suspense.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST reply actions  

You're killing me, smalls.

I want him signed within the hour so I can stop obsessively checking ESPN every 5 minutes.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Cliff, duh.

Derrek Lee is whatever.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd prefer if the O's stayed away from Derek Lee

durability is a major concern. I’d love to get LaRoche.

by golfbard on Dec 8, 2010 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

I'll try

Redneck with the O’s
Kills the ball just like Bambi
Stay away from Kids!

mehh.

When you're born into the human race you're given a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us have notepads.-George Carlin

by Afghanistan Steve on Dec 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a fucking rec.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 8, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Bahahaha
My work network is trying to get me to switch to being a Nats fan. Federal Baseball is all fine and dandy, but Camden Chat is blocked as "Forbidden Category: Games." Conspiracy.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

Who said that?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Some guy on Japers

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

It's the OddsShark ad on the bottom, I bet

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Federal Baseball should have that same problem, then.

Pretty sure OddsShark is on all the SBN sites now.

"One way to lower a flag to half-mast is just to lower the flag. There's another way, though. You can raise the pole to like twice its original height." - Infinite Jest

by Eat More Esskay on Dec 8, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

My sister has a pretty strict parental filter on her computer

And I was babysitting for her awhile ago and tried to go onto Camden Chat through my niece’s profile and it was denied, but I could get to every other SBN site I tried. I figured it had something to do with the profanity.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm...

soooooo fucking sorry. Also OsFan21 shares some blame as well.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's ok

My niece doesn’t need to be on here reading me say fuck all the day long.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

hahah!

Fuckin victory!

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If Camden Chat ever got blocked here,

I might have to get a Droid or something.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Per Jon Heyman

Konerko, #chisox agree to deal

by golfbard on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

well hooray

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea....better them than us.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Best news all day.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

did someone want to give AM and Buck a wakeup call

not to much happening here and I am not to down with working.

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

after yesterday's mess, I could use some peace

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully they can land LaRoche after yesterday's meeting with his agent

but he seems to have a meeting with the Nats lined up as well.

According to Tim Kirkjian, O’s are expected to meet with Derek Lee today.

by golfbard on Dec 8, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I wish that Tim Kurkjian would get on the Twitter.

Or is he and I just never saw him?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think he does I was googling for
It yesterday..No dice

by pwillisbeast52 on Dec 8, 2010 11:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Camden Yards... cake!

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bthesite/vensel/2010/12/why_yes_this_is_camden_yards_m.html

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM EST reply actions  

pretty

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Now I know what my sis is making me next year

Awesome.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

/cake boss

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I must

have this cake.

When you're born into the human race you're given a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us have notepads.-George Carlin

by Afghanistan Steve on Dec 8, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

From Roch

    * Orioles were never interested in Kenshin Kawakami. The Braves are trying to dump him and approached a ton of teams, and the Orioles listened.
    * The O’s want to re-sign Cesar Izturis to be a backup middle infielder (acceptable) or their starting shortstop (unacceptable).
    * Jason Bartlett trade talks are 100% dead.
    * The O’s won’t trade Brian Matusz or Jake Arrieta, but they will still move Chris Tillman if the right deal comes along.

http://www.masnsports.com/school_of_roch/2010/12/lobby-chatter.html

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:13 AM EST reply actions  

Er, for those wondering,

“(acceptable)” and “(unacceptable)” are commentary, not in the piece anywhere.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

well none of those are quotes

please be informed that parentheses means I’m inserting something. Christ I feel like I’m under fire today for my writing choices.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, not my intention.

I just didn’t realize at first.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

w/ roch...

follow the puns.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

1) That’s fine.
2) Whatevs. I’ve already resigned myself to the notion he’ll be at short next year since we really don’t have any other options.
3) Simon for Bartlett!
4) I agree with this.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL and the latest from THE_ADAM_JONES
Luke Scott Luke Scott Luke Scott you still my boy

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Word travels fast.

Maybe Dr. Jones reads CC?

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

It's ALL over the Twitter

Everyone in my circle is talking about it and I’m sure Adam and I overlap quite a bit.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

It was on HuffPost as well

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I JUST “unfollowed” him yesterday. Too much drivel day after day. He’s a total twitter ho and 99% of it is pure garbage. “just woke up”… “what should I eat?”. I couldnt stand reading his 35 posts about breathing day after day.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

what WAS that?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Basically

You told your friends to send a random number to your inbox, and then they would leave a status about you… (but only you two would know who you are talking about). Totally freaking annoying…. It clogged up my FB all night. I actually deleted two people that put over 35 messages with this nonsense. I might as well of had 500 Adam Jones friends….

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I liked it..

because it was supposed to be “anonymous” (hence the reason for the number)… but then most of the people would comment on the person’s little blab about them, and totally blow the cover… what’s the point?

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Dearest Cliff Lee,

I want you to follow the money and take a seven year offer from a team that is not the New York Yankees. Thank you.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

Why is anybody even remotely surprised by the Luke Scott interview?

I would have expected nothing less.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions  

Remaining free agent 1B

Garrett Atkins
Russell Branyan
Jorge Cantu
Ryan Garko
Troy Glaus
Mike Jacobs
Nick Johnson
Casey Kotchman
Mark Kotsay
Adam LaRoche
Mike Lamb
Derrek Lee
Lyle Overbay
Mike Sweeney

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

vomit

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Who's that guy at the top?

He looks like an interesting candidate

by pwillisbeast52 on Dec 8, 2010 11:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

only a few years removed from monster numbers!

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

clearly in line

to have a bounce back year. lets take a shot

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

He's in the best shape of his life!

"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."

by NewYorkOriole on Dec 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

b-r.com has this to say about LaRoche:

“Did you know that Adam LaRoche looks just like Bert from Sesame Street?”

Sold.

by zsiv on Dec 8, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahah awesome

Now I gotta google him.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

subject

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

him and Joe Flacco could be brothers

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Michael Flacco feels left out.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

as well he should

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

reminds me of...

this guy:

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GET FROM IN FRONT OF ME!

The crowd runs to me
My DJ is warm, he’s X, I call him Norm you know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock’n’roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin’, you call a band, man
Makin’ a music, abuse it, but you can’t do it, ya know
You call ’em demos, but we ride limos, too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on its feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B, and L.L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it
TURN IT UP! BRING THE NOISE!

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bacon lip balm!?

Merry fuckin Christmas to you too, Stacey. Can you get me a copy of Bruce’s “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” with that as well? I’d be oh-so happy…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

hahahahaahah

Can I help it if every time I see something gross and bacon related, I think of you? That was an ad on my Facebook sidebar and I had to click it.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, here's the other thing about Kevin Gregg

and it is: SERIOUSLY? Kevin Gregg? A middle reliever who walks over 4 guys per nine?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

He was a closer!

duh.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

so, wait...

the orioles could have FIVE dudes w/ experience as big league closers? dios mio, man.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Mentor By Committee?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

With playoff experience!

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

For the lulz

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/royals-getting-close-on-francoeur-deal.html

That’s fresh schadenfreude, folks.

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST reply actions  

How do you link to twitter?

Ah hell…look at Buster Olney’s latest tweet. I hope it will not make you cry:

http://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

From Buster Olney
Everybody is wondering which team is offering Cliff Lee a seven-year deal; cross the Orioles off the list.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

HAH I WIN.

Just kidding. :)

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 8, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

stop the presses!

miguel cairo is off the board.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

Miguel Cairo still plays baseball?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

News to me

That guy’s a fossil. I remember when he used to play for the Cubs….

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Now Ed Price is saying it looks like Adam LaRoche is going to the Nationals.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

Derrek Lee or Luke Scott

we’re so close to my dream scenario!

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Your dreams make me sad

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

why? You want Luke Scott at first base

you NEED Luke Scott at first base!

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

and he'll flip you...

he’ll flip you for real.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wow my brain just popped

you switched movies on me too fast

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Follow the bouncing Pollak

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

btw...

do my eyes deceive me, or is he hosting that new game show on fox?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Million Dollar Money Drop

looks like another rehash of stupid people answering easy questions for small amounts of money… then watching the money disappear when they get greedy and the questions get relatively more difficult.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm

who’s the more unlikely game show host, kevin pollak or guy fieri?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

touche

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Steve Harvey is doing it now... its hard to keep track

I miss Richard Dawson… he used to kiss all the female contestants… which was a sound strategy cause he ended up marrying one of them.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Steve Harvey is the current host

There was a clip floating around the internet recently and Harvey was the host. He was completely bald. It was weird.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I just think that when you dream you should shoot a little higher than Luke Scott and Derrek Lee

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a Calvin and Hobbes comic

in which Calvin asks Hobbes “If you could wish for anything at all, what would it be?”. Hobbes thinks for a moment and replies “A tuna fish sandwich”, which sets Calvin off on his best friend’s incredible lack of imagination. Calvin then says he’d wish for high powered rocket launchers and billions of dollars and so on. The punchline, though, is that Hobbes then makes himself a tuna fish sandwich and says “I got what I wished for”.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, I remember than one.

What a great comic.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOO!

When you're born into the human race you're given a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you're given a front row seat. And some of us have notepads.-George Carlin

by Afghanistan Steve on Dec 8, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

BANNED

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

probably because

The Nads will offer him like 8 year, $200 million…for no reason.

by Dave Tucker on Dec 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

I don't like this Kevin Gregg offer at all.

4.58 BB/9 does not sit well with me for that much money.

2632

by H Burg O's on Dec 8, 2010 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

The twitter seems quiet

why do i have a nagging feeling we’re gonna do something really dumb today?

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

mcphail meeting with koji agent

seems to be taking all morning. hopefully when he gets out he wil be notified of pena, k-no and laroche (pending)

by Philly O's on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Chronic paranoia is part and parcel with being an O's fan.

There’s a support group pamphlet around here somewhere….

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That would ruin the t-shirt I was thinking of making that says

“I spent 4 days staring at a live twitter update feed, and all I got was this lousy Mark Reynolds”

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Re-sign Koji and then get Nishioka!

You know, so they can talk to one another. Also because he’d be an incredible 1-2 punch with B-Rob at the top of the lineup.

"I guess if there wasn't any luck involved I'd win everytime." -Phil Hellmuth

by Astronaut Mike Dexter on Dec 8, 2010 12:55 PM EST reply actions  

I am pretty sure if the Twins don't sign him he goes back to japan

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Mariners signed Stumblin' Jack Cust

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

So much for 'defense and speed'

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

LaRoche to Gnats: not imminent

If you believe this tweet (which I can’t read, thanks IT)

"I hear the question, and I'm not going to answer it," Gregg Williams

by CoachOfEarl on Dec 8, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

slow day news-wise

I want some excitement!

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I do prefer no news

to Reimold for Bartlett rumors.

Still… sign Koji already!

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how all the reports on MLBTR about the O's actually aren't

Consitently: “Player X…not going to Baltimore,” “Player Y…would rather be shot in the ass than go to Baltimore….Luke Scott called in,” “Player Z being courted by Team A, B, Orioles and, wait a minute, Player Z going to Nats.” Boooring….

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Luke Scott thing is awesome.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

heard Kenny Williams on XM radio

He’s a cool dude. I want to have a beer with Kenny.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

kenny williams in 2012!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Phillies chatting with flat breezy

SI_JonHeyman: #phillies in talks with relievers george sherrill and dennis reyes [via Twitter]

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

skimmed the luke article

he’s absolutely the last person i would want to have a beer with. i’m glad that moron is on the o’s though.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

Rather strikes you as the guy everyone tries to avoid at the Xmas party, no?

But who I perpetually get pinned in to a corner by, miles away from the bar, nodding my head, looking at my feet and hoping the building will catch fire.

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The art of ejecting at mixers is a finely honed skill.

One horrible trick that I hate when people do to me is to grab a friend walking by and say, “Hey, have you met my friend Dwight?” After pleasantries are exchanged, you slowly walk away.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Non-sequitur

I’m in Washington DC for about 8 hours today.

Drove by Nats park this morning. WOW, they’ve turned that area around. Used to be a major wasteland!

I somehow thought the park was much further outside the District.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on Dec 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

They've done a nice job

It’s still a wasteland, but it looks a little better now at least.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

makes you wonder where all the people who used to live there went...

And then you drive through PG County.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't even aware that anybody used to live there

Hard to imagine it.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey...

I know you’re kidding, but come off the PG County schtick. Some of us were born and raised there you know. It isn’t nearly as bad as people make it out to be. Besides, we don’t have any yuppie cupcake shoppes.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

No that’s actually where the stadium pushed all the people. I wasn’t making any kind of judgment about PG county – just stating the fact that more poor people got pushed into the county as a result of the stadium. I’ve never said anything negative about PG county on this blog. Not sure where you’re getting that.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgive my butthurtness...

I didn’t think you were going Luke Scott on me or anyhing, but the PGCo references from most people outside the county itself are usually pretty backhanded.

It’s that damn state school insecurity, ya know?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Well I have just about zero knowledge of PG county other than that they have some stupid policies about dog breeds. Other than that it’s totally foreign to me.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

also

Jack and Leslie Johnson.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Tip of the iceberg.

My guess is they take Albert Wynn and someone in the O’Malley admin down with them.

This is a corrupt, dirty political environment.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

and...

the more development grows b/w cap hill and the park, the more the city and the team will benefit.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, wouldn't you be afraid...

of being caught dead there?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

would not...

your body would get weighed down w/ stones and tossed in the river.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

All jokes aside...

I wouldn’t want to have bought land there. When the Nats inevitably fold in 2030 the area will turn into the same blight it was before, see neighborhoods surrounding RFK for reference.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but...

wait till the new skins park is built on that site!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand...

the Danny has eyes on real estate along the river, and I just know it would make the City Council proud to be the folks behind the repatriation of the Redskins. Which means the City will sell the land for pennies on the dollar and build them a new stadium.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

and overrun by Super Mutants and Ghouls, right?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The last time I was out and about

on the National Mall that’s all I could think about.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

When I ride up the escalators...

getting off of the Metro at Dupont I always expect to be attacked by gangs who want to kill me because I’m such a swell guy.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't ride the metro.

I pretend like it doesn’t exist and just walk along the tracks.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Played New Vegas yet?

Part of what made 3 so cool was the “homer” factor, but I’m enjoying it alright.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea I played it just shy of 30 hours (28 maybe?)

before I even made it to NV. I haven’t played it since. I played it nonstop for over a week and burned myself out. I’ll pick it back up again soon and finish it. Had a blast. I think it is a better game than 3 though (which I did the same thing with; took a 3 or 4 month hiatus and then beat it).

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I did that, too, with three

ultimately it just got boring…you hit the level cap within 15 hours and then just run around not actually doing much role-playing. YMMV.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

and there really wasn’t much to the main plot and the side missions all felt the same. I feel like New Vegas brings a whole lot more to the table.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was pretty shocked...

at how “short” the story in 3 was. I waited to buy the GOTY edition to get the DLC and that expanded things a bit. Plus it had bobbles.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

everything up until you get to the washington monument was aces though

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it ever...

now I have to go home and play though it again as an evil character.

Also – for kicks I tried to trade for Mark Reynolds in MLB10. The computer didn’t even think about the trade.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to do that too....

I like to do all of the side quests and it can grind a bit if I keep at it constantly. I made a promise to myself to burn through the story modes of the most recent FPS’ just to say I did it and then I’ll go back to FO for a bit.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was unsure about her buying a condo there.

I’m hoping the stadium will turn the DC Waterfront area into the next Camden Yards/Inner Harbor. There’s a lot of interesting real estate development going on there. But, and I don’t think this is a perfect parallel example, I live right by Angel Stadium and they’re trying to do some type of gentrification and it’s failing horribly.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's DC...

the only reason that area was ignored for so long was because there was no reasonable development that could eliminate the clubs and justify development. And the Black People.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It's difficult to get to

at least from the MD side. Camden Yards is so easy to get to from the highways and we live in a highway culture. Also, the area immediately around Camden Yards isn’t really awesome although it’s safe. There’s two long blocks of notmuch between the stadium and the inner harbor.

I’d posit Gallery Place as their ideal for the waterfront.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude... it feels like its definitely more than 2 blocks

Ive stumbled that walk many a drunken time and it takes a good 20 minutes surprisingly…. lol

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

well

on like conway street to get to light street I think there’s just two blocks but they’re long

walking from the convention center lightrail along pratt street to get to the gallery thingy is longer.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep...

the only pseudo-RL district the city had any more.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this may be blasphemous, but

perhaps what is happening with 1B is alright. I know people want action now, but perhaps the inaction is ok, for several reasons.

1. It gives a better chance for a Fielder trade, who of all the names discussed may be one of the only long term solutions, who we can build a team around.

2. There may be some decent options that will turn cheaper as other rosters fill. Out of Lee, Overbay, and Laroche, someone may need a home. Additionally if you consider the fact that Reynolds could play first or that Luke could that still puts Beltre in the mix as well as Damon, Thome, Vlad, etc. I believe Huff was jobless late last year and the Giants signed him on the cheap.

3. Worse comes to worse, Luke plays first and potentially Nolan (or whomever excels during spring training) fills in as DH.

Just a thought and certainly a Laroche or Lee make us better, but there may be more exciting options or better options available.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Say no to Fielder!

He’s not the 1B we’re looking for. Move along, move along.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So who do you want as a long term 1B then?

The most ideal options are not likely

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ignore twisted and knubles

Fielder is who we want.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

are we sure Fielder is who we want?

has anyone seen his birth certificate? He might actually be a walrus.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You, my friend, are on a roll today.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Dec 8, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Walrus Was Paul

(sorry, given the day I just had to)

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Dec 8, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, Paul was in Pantera?

Because today is the day Dimebag Darrel of Pantera was shot and killed onstage while playing with Damageplan in 2004.

Getcha pull!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And who exactly do you want to trade for him?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that gets complicated

but since its really only the one year we are trading for (and will be paying for the extension), there are a number of people that we could give up and many possible that we should consider. We have a few untouchables of course, but beyond that we should be open to considering the brew-crews needs (which I am unaware of).

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we are the only people onboard this ship.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The ship that

Fielder is the best we could probably get until we are contenders?

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh

wait, you mean the ship that Fielder is not the best option

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea the ship that

giving Fielder $25 million a year for 8 years has an extremely high chance of destroying the Baltimore Orioles.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

witchu...

fielder does not excite me.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He would never get that deal

I hope

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He will.

He is going to get similar money to Howard/Tex/A-Gone.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I would think he would in the same ballpark as those guys

but trending downward, not upward from them.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard for anyone to make that kind of money with

NYY, BOS and PHI not in the bidding process. Sure, there are some other teams that have the money, but without those dogs in the fight, the bidding will begin much lower, and probably end much lower.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

We 'offered' Tex $140 or whatever.

I believe the Mets, O’s, and possibly the Nats will offer up serious money for Fielder.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

we were bidding against BOS... and as it turns out the Yankees

Without those teams, nobody is going to start off as strong as you would have to with them involved. I am not saying that the market won’t increase if 2 or more teams want him… I am just saying that it’ll start lower, and there is a very good possibility it could end lower.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The Lerners...

are wealthy, but not that rich. Remember they are getting destroyed in their TV deal with MASN and have zippo radio presence.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention the extra food needed at the postgame spread

Does this stuff get written into contracts?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he gets what A-Gone gets.

Which will be less than Tex.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This assumes

That the deal with Fielder includes the extension.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I could probably be talked into signing him next offseason

but I can’t see giving up anything of value to get him at most a season earlier when we won’t be that competitive anyway

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i can see that

but if we lock into a multi-year deal with someone else, do you see us doing this?

This is potentially another argument for “cooling our jets” and not stressing about signing someone at this moment.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll never be competitive till we're competitive.

And we won’t sign him next year for the same reason we didn’t sign Victor Martinez or Konerko or Dunn this year. If we always just say “we’re more than a year away,” we’ll always be more than a year away.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats why I think a trade for fielder

may be the way to go

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed... I think.

You know, as long as it’s not Matusz, Arrietta, Britton and Nick.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

this

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So I know you are all Harry Potter nerds

but do any of you watch the Chronicles of Narnia movies? I watched the first two in Iraq last year not really knowing what to expect (I never read the books) and I actually found that I enjoyed them, especially the second one.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, I'm not a Harry Potter nerd!

I read… most? all?… of the Narnia books a long time ago. The movies are pretty enjoyable, but they’re certainly making some changes that prevent Lewis’s messages from coming across intact. So I have mixed feelings.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Like I said

I never read the books, so that benefits me as far as changes to the story are confirmed. Although I read that the plot changes that were made to The Voyage of the Dawn Treader were made because the plot had major holes in it and wouldn’t make sense as a movie otherwise. Lewis’ estate originally did not agree with any changes until they read the original plot and compared it with the final plot.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I read the books when I was a kid

and I like the movies. They are very pretty.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you planning on seeing the third installment?

It comes out Friday.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure I'll see it

Not gonna go see it at midnight or anything like I did Harry Potter :)

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll probably go see it

The first two were pretty good.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw the first movie and read that book

but remember neither. But there is a good story about how my girlfriend was tricked into going on a date to see The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe at a dollar theatre (if you know the personalities involved, I guess it’s funny). But, yeah, when that’s the most memorable thing about the movie it’s in trouble.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The second movie was much, much better.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

which one was second?

prince caspian?

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

It was a bit darker and more mature, as I suppose it should have been considering the children were older, and I thought it was much better overall.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

who cares?

I want Peter Jackson to finish up The Hobbit damn it.

Spewing negativity.

by birdman on Dec 8, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh. I will not see that.

No way that has more excitement than Fellowship of the Ring…..and considering all of the excitement in FotR, we’re looking at one damn boring 3 hour movie.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

O's after J.J. Hardy

According to Connolly:

#Orioles are in serious negotiations w #Twins for JJ Hardy. Looks like two minor league Ps to including Brett Jacobson, says Jeff Z

by Dave Tucker on Dec 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

Nice

Jacobson is who we got for Huff, right?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think so

we definitely traded for him, I think it was Huff-dady.

The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.

by James (Lost in Boston) on Dec 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the second is Oliver Drake?

that would be outstanding.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If this goes through...

and we end up exchanging AA prospects acquired in a trade for Bad Aubrey for a competent MLB SS, then AMac is fully redeemed for Atkins.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I never thought of Bill Smith as a particularly bad GM (or thought about Bill Smith at all)

but someone else does enough to maintain a fakebillsmith twitter account, and came up with this gem:

My scouts say Brett Jacobson is really tall. Much taller than JJ Hardy. The Orioles don’t know what they’re doing!

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahaah

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I don't really "get" Twitter...

I do find these fake accounts to be a great way of snarking the hell out of things. The fake Rick Reilly one was awsome.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always liked Jacobson

he could be a pretty nice bullpen guy on the cheap. But he has no place in our new “The bullpen makes up 50% of the payroll” strategy.

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it would depend on the other name

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming its someone as good as Jacobson or worse

It’d be odd to settle on the makeweight piece first, no?

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly im just snarking

Hardy would be a very good pickup unless the other player is someone totally ridiculous

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the PTBNL from Ari?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He did have quite a good 2010 in Frederick

but seems pretty replaceable at this stage.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

replaceable with kevin gregg

I could dream it forever and still not do it, but when the time comes for it to be done, God, I want to be ready for it.

by Andrew_G on Dec 8, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I still say no to this.

I would assume it’s gonna be Koji, JJ, Berken, and Gonzo. I would just use Patton, The Hurk, and a FA not named Gregg to fill those last 3 roles.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Dec 8, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Guerrier wasn't offered arb

32-years-old and could have a bounce back year. Useful.

by Dr Orpheus on Dec 8, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hardy har

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That'd be an expensive replacement!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

23 y.o at A+

you’d expect him to have a good year, right?

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought that was kinda old for A+

But I looked at the roster and it seems kinda middle of the road.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Now get me LaRoche!

Also, would anyone be fine if Patton were to fill that lefty role after Hendo? I think he can handle it IMO

by LoveForTheGame13 on Dec 8, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Its a risk

I dont want to blow the budget on relievers but I dont want to see leads that our (potentially) decent offense gets for us in the 6-9th innings.

by Blake C on Dec 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

how does this make any sense at all

we were willing to give up Reimold for Jason Bartlett but two minor leaguers for the better guy? is Reimold worth two minor leaguers? I’m so confused

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused as to why you're confused.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

they wanted more for a worse player.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't really mean we offered the guy

It sounds more like the Rays asked for Reimold.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/Under

Urban Meyer stays retired for 3 days this time.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Over

I think he might be done for good this time

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Over. Unless Timmy is somehow granted another year of eligibility and allowed to return.

Now, Harold, he's a friendly guy. He rambles on and on. He'll talk the balls off a rhino-saurus.~Primus, Harold of the Rocks

by PBR me ASAP! on Dec 8, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully the next guy doesn't do most of his recruiting at the juvie

A few weeks ago, the editor of the local paper was given two stories to choose from:
“Dog bites man” and “Gator player arrested on assault charges”
He went with the first one.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ovah'

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

JJ Hardy

for a couple minor league relievers would be awesome. but i dont think that’s going to happen. I think it would take Jacobson + someone better than Jacobson

by brek on Dec 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

I'm definitely in the "I want nothing to do with Kawakami" camp.

  jaysonst Jayson Stark

One of hold-ups keeping #Braves from dealing Kawakami to #Pirates or #Orioles is (what else) $. Teams asking Atl to eat up to $5M of $6.6M

How about the fact that he stinks?

by Dave Tucker on Dec 8, 2010 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

You don't say.

Thanks, Jayson. And I’ll pass once again.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounded like, from Roch

That the Braves are trying to dump him. They must think the Pirates and Orioles are dumb.

Wait, what?

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

...

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like just deleting his wikipedia page.

That guy doesn’t even deserve one. It’s not like anybody would notice it’s gone anyways.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.


 
 

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus...

his two awards are being a Topps MLB All-Star and being Rookie of the Month?

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

From a BU,OD earlier this year

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Man the f@ck up Bucs!

Eat that contract! Do it. Eat that shit and like it. Kawakami better not be our SP solution.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 3:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Some links.




I’m not saying that we should get him, because I don’t want him, or really any available SP (not named Cliff Lee, of course). But he doesn’t stink. That’s unfair and an insult to him. Yes, he’s decent at best, but last season was not a showing of his true talent. His FIP and xFIP were respectable, but his BABIP went up 30 points and is LOB% dropped, causing his ERA to rise above 5. Again, I think he’s only a decent pitcher and the O’s shouldn’t get him, but I hate to see you guys unfairly trashing a player.

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I lol'd

jonmorosi: No truth to rumor that #Orioles will make large offer to Urban Meyer, with hope of getting a big name to play 1B. #UF #Florida

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

oh great

one more thing they can laugh at us about. what I don’t get is why anyone cares? it’s an opinion; he’s not going to act on it and take his .458 and do something he’ll regret, that I can assure you…you can’t just tell me he’s a bad person or a racist because he believes this. no one here has implied it, but I’m sure we’ll be hearing about it.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say it

anyone who honestly believes the president was not born in this country is a bad person for being willfully ignorant of the truth.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hell maybe he's misinformed

dreadfully misinformed, but crossing stupidity and being a bad person doesn’t sit right with me. let him have his opinion and move on, we’re certainly not going to change it anytime soon

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He said
People who tell the truth, they’re very easy to … their actions prove it. Something as simple providing a birth certificate. Come on. If you’re born here, there’s plenty of documents. But you know what? There’s no documentation of him. No legal documentation of him. There’s been lie after lie after lie exposed, but people put it under the carpet. Hence, the problem we have in this country.

which as wrong as wrong gets. You have to be trying to avoid evidence to the contrary in order to say that.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man..

…please stop quoting this stuff. I’m purposefully trying to avoid it – even though I’m tempted. Seeing it is seriously pissing me off.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad

I wish I hadn’t read it myself.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody on here....

….(I’m assuming) knows Luke Scott well enough to brand him as anything. I know he’s a decent hitter, hits dongs, writes down each AB in a little book and doesn’t have the greatest defense in the world. Oh…and I like to say LUUUUUUKE when he comes up to bat. That’s it. That’s all I want out of my arrangement with Luke Scott. I wish he’d stop giving me TMI. It’s bad for him and bad for the team.

And yes, Z, I saw your comment above about this being the reporter’s doing. But I gotta say, Luke is a big boy and has been in the Bigs several years now. He should know much better than to be indulging in this stuff in interviews.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I know he’s a decent hitter, hits dongs, writes down each AB in a little book and doesn’t have the greatest defense in the world. Oh…and I like to say LUUUUUUKE when he comes up to bat. That’s it. That’s all I want out of my arrangement with Luke Scott. I wish he’d stop giving me TMI. It’s bad for him and bad for the team.

I agree with all of this. Nothing he does all off the field makes me like him any less while he’s on it. However, I think a statement like that says more than enough to support certain opinions of him.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's NOT an opinion

It is a FACT. Barack Obama was born in the United States and is a US citizen. Luke Scott is either insane or willfully ignorant.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

not in Luke's mind it's not

and that’s good enough for me so long as he doesn’t talk any more about it.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

but he'll just be telling us what we already know about him

a better way of saying this is as long as he doesn’t do anything stupid (which is now a relative word with him) he can think whatever he wants to think.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There is more to that argument

But I’m just don’t feel like having it here.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm simply pointing out

That it’s noteworthy because he’s just telling a lie. A lie that was created out of fear and hatred.

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by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

many, in fact.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

a lie that he believes in

I’m no psych expert, but I don’t think Luke’s a racist, and I’m going to let him think what he wants without judgement.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you...

Evidently, he listened to the wrong information from someone and believed it and repeated it…. big effing deal. Who the piss hasnt been BLATANTLY wrong about regurgitating information they believed. There is a difference between Luke “telling a lie” and Luke believing misinformation. He is NOT intentionally telling lies to get people to hate and be fearful, he IS misinformed and doesn’t realize it. People need to get an effin grip.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

And yes, Im republican, proud of it, dislike the president, respect the office, love Luke Scott, and completely believe he was born in Honolulu as the documentation provided clearly shows.

But this crucifying of Luke for being simply wrong on this matter is getting a little unbelievable. If you think he has an evil heart and is telling lies to get people to be racist and hate-filled, I think the problem is on your side of the keyboard. He is just plain ignorantly-wrong on this matter.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

But the lie that he's perpetuating does exactly that.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Not entirely

I don’t think it has anything to do with his race, but that some folks just plain hate him and will look for any excuse to find fault.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree

I disliked Clinton strongly, wasn’t a fan of Bush at all, HATE Pelosi and Reid, but when I start talking about my total dislike for all things Obama, THEN I’m a racist.

Its totally maddening sometimes.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

but if you talk about your dislike for Obama couched in implying that he was born in a foreign nation then I’m going to think you are.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The "implying he was born in a foreign nation" thing has been used many times before

And those folks were white.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

When?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

John McCain? Barry Goldwater

Although those folks were right about Goldwater. He was born in AZ before it was a state!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

All those racists

who wanted to see McCain’s birth certificate.

Shameful.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

McCain wasn't born...

He more spontaneously congealed from waffle batter and pique.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

John McCain does not like white people

/Kanye’d

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

not really – McCain was widely understood as having been born in the PCZ. Some people questioned whether that satisfied the Natural Citizen clause. Which it does, and it was put to rest, sans BC controversy.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He was asked to produce a birth certificate though...to prove his parents were citizens

I really don’t blame anyone for asking Obama to produce his. It does bother me that he initial refused and compromised only enough to release a scanned copy. But now that it’s been proven, it’s time to get over it.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

those are very similar circumstances…

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No...not really

From the same state, yes, but completely different circumstances.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

but you named only two instances separated by almost 50 years (after saying they’ve been used “many times”) and the 2nd one you named wasn’t ever a political or campaign issue.

From the Washington Post (I know – a liberal rag):

McCain, on the other hand, didn’t get to Arizona until 1981, a year before winning election to Congress, when he was 44. In 1986, after two terms in the House, McCain won the Senate seat being vacated by the retiring Barry Goldwater, the GOP’s presidential nominee in 1964. Ironically, Goldwater was born in Phoenix in 1909 – three years before Arizona became a state. But no one questioned whether he was a “natural-born citizen.”

I would also argue that the McCain citizenship issue was never used as a political argument either, when Obama’s citizenship obviously was. There’s a different between a journalist asking a legitimate question and a large subset of a political party rallying around the idea.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Goldwater did run for president....

And think the Post is wrong on that one. Goldwater was questioned, as was McCain.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Links for goldwater?

And I addressed the questioned versus political rallying point issue.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it has tons to do with race.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody on here called him racist.

I think you doth protest a little too much.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

“also – you’ve got to be willfully ignorant to not see the way the President’s race is caught up in this Birther talk.”

-TerroristFistJab

You were saying this is not implying Luke was being racist?

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The dude speaks fluent spanish

and is BFFs with Felix. So I think it’s a little tough to brand him a racist.

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Im saying he is NOT racist at all, just misinformed...

Since it was said that you have to be “ignorant to not see the Presidents race is caught up in this”.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd argue he's choosing to be misinformed

but I also believe you are correct in that race has nothing to do with his opinions on this matter.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This is fair

Duck, it seems like you at least have some sense of sanity in that, wow… Luke is wrong, what an idiot…. who gives a shit…. now back to baseball.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't believe Luke is a racist

But I believe that the entire lie that some people for some reason still choose to believe was created and gained steam with some racism.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I just think he's choosing to be wrong

because it fits into his world belief that liberals are evil. Just like a lot of liberals think conservatives are dumb.

Some on the right thought Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster killed. Not a shred of evidence supported it, lots of those on the right think it happened. And they think Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. Kenya is Obama’s Vince Foster moment. Some on the right were going to find SOMETHING that, in their minds, disqualified him for office. Bound to happen.

Kinda like I’m still waiting for the police report from W’s cocaine arrest in the mid-1970s to surface before I die. :)

Each side has those who believe what they want to believe.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And

There are plenty of people who believe Bush conspired to LITERALLY have the towers knocked down..

Zaney wacky conspiracy theories aren’t partisan….

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops

I was typing this as I was skimming over your post. You already acknowledged this though.

Right on Duck… love ya bro.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

and they all deserve

public shaming.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Dec 8, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well

they’re often partisan. but they’re not monopolized by any one party, that’s for sure.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true

but there weren’t any major news outlets on the left making that claim in the way that Fox News has questioned Obama’s birth certificate.

I’ve also seen survey data showing a shockingly high percentage of conservatives adhering to that ridiculous perception, while you won’t get any meaningful statistical measure of liberals believing Bush was behind 9/11.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Please post a link to this 'data'

Showing that a high percentage of conservatives believe, after having seen Obama’s birth certificate, still believe that Obama is not a citizen.

Thanks.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem
A whopping 58 percent of Republicans either think Barack Obama wasn’t born in the US (28 percent) or aren’t sure (30 percent). A mere 42 percent think he was.

    That means a majority of Republicans polled either don’t know about — or don’t believe the seemingly incontrovertible evidence Obama’s camp has presented over and over and over that he was born in Hawaii in ‘61.

    It also explains why Republicans, including Roy Blunt, are playing footsie with the Birther fringe.

http://themoderatevoice.com/41435/gop-becoming-birther-party-58-percent-unsuredoubt-obama-really-born-in-us/

As far as “after having seen Obama’s birth certificate” I never said that.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well no SHIT

When he was giving his dog and pony show having been asked to provide his birth certificate the opposing party would have been unsure!

And you most certainly did… you said “adhering” (PRESENT) tense.

What a ridiculous conversation.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you read the quote?

This was LONG after all the proof had been provided.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

This poll from Politico:

First comment at the bottom:

I’m an independent, somewhat left of center, strongly pro-Obama. Having said that, I do wonder about the numbers because this is a Kos poll, not exactly a mainstream source of polling. Any similar surveys from a more centrist group?

2nd comment:

DailyKOS’s polls have very little to do with reality or science. Their approval polls regularly track 10 points higher for Obama than every other published pull; this number is probably off too. They have no credibility.

Could we get some more MAINSTREAM political polling instead of some uber-left poll please.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

are we quoting anonymous internet comments as credible sources?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Simply making the point

That its understood politico has skewed polls that standardly come in much higher on the liberal side of the ledger.

In any case, Im out…. you have a good evening.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s more current polling that still shows lots of republicans surveyed believing it in August 2010:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/04/cnn-poll-quarter-doubt-president-was-born-in-u-s/?fbid=D9zkm9BH5Pk

“Eighty-five percent of Democrats say that Obama was definitely or probably born in the U.S., compared to 68 percent of independents and 57 percent of Republicans. Twenty-seven percent of Republicans say he was probably not born here, and another 14 percent of Republicans say he was definitely not born in the U.S.”

Present tense enough or do you need a survey from yesterday?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So....

15% of LIBERALS dont know if the POTUS was born in the USA!?!?!?!

WOW…. What a cracked out bunch of racist wacky zaney rightwingers. Errrrrr…. wait a second. 15% of his own party is doubtful.

Again, this conversation in amazingly absurd.

Is it “earth-shattering” to see that 15% of the mans OWN PARTY doesnt believe he was born here.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

After all the solid points you've made????

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously though thanks for playing.

Your points, if I’ve got them correctly:

- since only half the number of democrats as republicans question the citizenship of our president it can’t possibly be a partisan issue

and (quite hilariously)

- because 2 anonymous internet posters cast doubt on a poll it’s a liberal conspiracy to make republicans look bad

You win!

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What's your point?

More than twice as many republicans think that?

Do you think there are no republicans who believe Bush was behind 9/11?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

As a registered republican ...

… I’d probably have fallen in the don’t know group. Mainly because I didn’t care that much. He’s the President and some theory that he wasn’t born in the US wasn’t going to chabge that fact.

Personally, I don’t believe in conspiracy theories at all. A simple test to identify an idiot is to start talking about one. If you find one they bite on – IDIOT. One of the best is the JFK one.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 9, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

You can't like hispanics and hate blacks?

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What if you're hispanic?

…and racist…

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why not.

There are all kinds of racists out there.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

something tells me

Adam Jones would have something to say about it

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 5:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

About there being all kinds of racists in the world?

I’m sure he would.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

WW, you're better than that.

There is a huge difference between suggesting that someone is a racist and acknowledging the racial undertones to this gossip.

I simply suggest that the fact that the man had an African father and a Indonesian step-father has a lot to do with this.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If one looks hard enough, they can find undertones in anything.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I am.

It’s possible to say there are racial implications in something without laying down the “racist” label, which you seem super sensitive about, on someone.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The cake is a lie...

also – you’ve got to be willfully ignorant to not see the way the President’s race is caught up in this Birther talk.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec

This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: Huge Success.

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by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

If he wants to just think it, fine

but he does not have a right to make public statements espousing something that is patently false.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

well he has the right to say it

But he’ll get called out and mocked, which is what is happening now.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I should've said he doesn't have a LEGAL right,

but I’m not sure even that’s true. It seems entirely possible all these claims would constitute defamation.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Public figure defense, my friend

Standards for demation and slander and libel are much higher when a public figure is the target of the attack, yes?

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

and pretty easy to disprove in a court of law.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not as sure about that

not that Obama is going to take the time to sue Luke Scott.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Better athletes doing it than politicians.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on Dec 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so he can't what he wants to say.

right. makes sense, it’s not his right to speak his mind about something he believes in. it’s obvious to me that this isn’t something that’s “patently false” in his mind.
I’m sorry, I know I’m coming across as a jackass, but really? now we’re telling grown men what they can and can’t say? especially when it wasn’t that earth-shattering in the first place?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because you believe something

does not necessarily give you a right to say it.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as he's not yelling FIRE! in a movie theater or threatening violence

the government isn’t in a position to stop him.

His employer, however, may choose to at any time, within the confines of the protections outlined in his contract.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't slander and libel not covered by the 1st Amendment though?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Really.

So who decides what is ok to talk about or express one’s opinion about?

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The 1st amendment, as interpreted by the Supreme Court mostly

I do honestly think you could make a case for defamation here.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

assuming Obama wants to take the time to sue Luke Scott...

I’m sure that he would have a case, but whether or not he cares enough is another thing

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubt it.

The story has been in the public domain for some time. He can easily state that he has formed an opinion based on what he has seen and heard. Plus, I believe you would have to prove intent. That he knew beyond a doubt that what he was saying was untrue and was saying it in order to slander or defame Obama. There may even be a personal gain conponent to the statue. But then I’m not the lawyer in my family. I’d have to ask my brother.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I am (almost) the lawyer in my family
The story has been in the public domain for some time. He can easily state that he has formed an opinion based on what he has seen and heard.

Repeating an untrue defamatory statement is still defamation. Most of these statements, not just by Luke, are phrased as fact and not as opinion. And even then opinions aren’t protected by the first amendment when you imply a defamatory factual basis to the opinion.

Plus, I believe you would have to prove intent
Intent to defame is not part of the law. Even for defamation of a public figure, all you have to prove is reckless disregard of the truth.
That he knew beyond a doubt that what he was saying was untrue and was saying it in order to slander or defame Obama.
Beyond a reasonable doubt is for criminal trials, not civil. All you have to do is establish the elements of the tort as more likely than not to have exist.
There may even be a personal gain conponent to the statue.
Defamation is a common law tort and there is no statute. There is also no such component.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Always nice when my understanding of a topic ...

… is increased or corrected.

I should know better than to offer an opinion on something I don’t have a solid grasp of.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 9, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a lawyer

You’re supposed to be able to make a case for ANYTHING.

Like when my students ask me, “Can I sue the school for….”

My response? “You can sue anybody for anything at any time. Doesn’t mean you’ll win.”

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you can't sue anyone for anything

without getting your ass sanctioned by the court. I think you’d have a legitimate case. Maybe not a successful one, but one with merit.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No - it is.

Suggesting that you think the President isn’t actually eligible to hold the Office he has been elected to hold is, in fact, earth shattering.

It means that he thinks that every piece of legislation that has been signed is invalid, and that two very important military campaigns are being directed by a guy not legally eligible to direct them.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Who gives a shit what he thinks about this?

Why is it personal to YOU?

Call him an idiot and move on… but if the fact that Luke things the president wasn’t born here is earth-shattering to you, you need to find something better to do.

I mean REALLY…. Luke Scott being wrong about the POTUS is “earth-shattering” to your world? lmao… this is totally maddening.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

If you read Daniel’s comment again:

now we’re telling grown men what they can and can’t say? especially when it wasn’t that earth-shattering in the first place?

He’s clearly suggesting that the assertion that the POTUS isn’t eligible to hold office is really not that big of a deal. When, in fact, it is. It would be the biggest story in a while actually.

And right now I can honestly say y'all are getting a paycheck for nothing. - Josh Howard

by TerroristFistJab on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah...it's old news

Apparently Luke doesn’t get internet while he’s out shooting guns and stuff. The whole Obama isn’t a citizen thing happened a long time ago.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

what i was saying

Is that whack jobs all across the US have been saying this since 08. Its nothing new that someone else is saying it.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 5:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He has the legal right to say dumb, factually untrue things.

Just as we have teh right to disagree with him and tell other people that the things he says are dumb and counter-factual.

You solve disagreeable speech with more speech, not less.

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

so he can't what he wants to say.

right. makes sense, it’s not his right to speak his mind about something he believes in.
I’m sorry, I know I’m coming across as a jackass, but really? now we’re telling grown men what they can and can’t say? especially when it wasn’t that earth-shattering in the first place?

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm from his part of Florida

I can say it wouldn’t surprise me one bit to find out he holds racist beliefs dear to him. It’s rampant in Florida once you go mainland. Gun-toting bible thumper from backwoods Florida? It’s not that much of a stretch.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, this comment isn't bathed in prejudice

The same people accusing Luke or being prejudiced think he’s a dumb gun-toting bible-loving hillbilly racist redneck….

The hypocrisy is totally maddening.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Although,

Luke Scott also probably thinks he’s a gun-toting bible-loving hillbilly redneck. We just disagree on the racist and dumb parts.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

I get ya’, but thats my whole point.

Just because you love guns and go to church (Duck) doesnt make you stupid, racist or trailer-trash. Different people from all over the place like all kinds of things so to put them in a box and then call them discriminatory when something like this happens, to me, is HYPOCRISY

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always loved the irony in how the people who are usually ...

… the first to cry out racism, bigotry and prejudice are also the ones most likely to make derogatory comments and references about sotherners and christians.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking more in terms of it making it easy ...

… to determine who you don’t bother saving from the zombies.

Unless they’re really cute.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Way to tie it all together!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

REVERSE RACISM!!!

It’s so much worse. And way real-er too.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jussayin...I live where he's from & I've seen the prejudice

That runs rampant in the area. I didn’t say he was dumb. I think it, but didn’t say it. He is a gun toting bible thumper. That is a fact. One can draw conclusions from statements & other factors. Have you ever been to Ocala or Longwood or anywhere else where the KKK still has a stamp in the community? I don’t know if he’s racist, I just know that when you combine multiple factors, the probability increases.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And if your Dad is from Kenya

The probability increases that you weren’t born here.

by Wieters Wieners on Dec 8, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to Longwood & see the racism for yourself

Then you have a different perspective on the whole thing. I never said he was, I said it wouldn’t surprise me. You’re apologizing for him because he shares the beliefs of the fringe of the party you follow. Just say it. But thanks for trying to insinuate my comment was as stupid as Luke’s.

by KellRawLive on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

To quote The Great One...

“It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

"They're throwing bottles at your house...Come one, let's go break their arms." - Henry Fool

by Fahrenheit 451 on Dec 8, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that we are constantly reminded of the Orioles suckitude

by seeing the O’s, Nats, and Pirates are all interested in [insert name here]. Oh really no one else is interested in these shitty players? Great.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

:(

jcrasnick: Lefty reliever George Sherrill is closing in on a deal with the Atlanta Braves, according to a baseball source

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

Luke Scott has prompted Greg Bader, the Director of Communications for the Orioles, to release a statement.
Luke Scott’s comments do not reflect the opinion of the Baltimore Orioles organization. The fact is that Barack Obama is our President, duly elected by the people of the United States. End of story.

Thanks Greg Bader. I was really worried that the entire Orioles organization though the country was being run by an ineligible president.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

lol

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Greg

Having to clean up this bozos PR mess.

by Jonny Pops on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder, though...

angelos is a big dem. bet he’s just seething.

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

really doubt it

I think this probably sums up Petey’s opinion on the matter:

http://acephalous.typepad.com/superman.jpg

by PhilR8 on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oy.

On one hand, I am glad they’re keeping this all on Scott.

On the other hand, they didn’t have to do this. Just let him sound like a crazy person all by himself.

Did Seattle put out a statement when Carl Everett decided to spout off that nobody has ever seen a dinosaur so you can’t prove they existed?

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if this was the reason Buck exited stage right so quickly after he saw Luke's hunting pictures

Seeing him in his beard, flannel shirt and acting as a private citizen and not an Oriole, maybe he knows him well enough to think, “I better get the hell out of here before he says something stupid and I’m gonna get blamed for it.”

by DJAY on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ok folks

I’ve got some stuff to do before the big Usher concert tonight (and anyone who mocks me for seeing Usher, I WILL call you racist), so you’ll have to make do without me for now.

If any worthwhile updates come through while I’m off picking out which pair of panties I want to throw on stage, I’d be much obliged if anyone with front page access updates the post for me.

See ya, suckers.

You never know when someone is gonna sneak up on ya at the dolphin show! -wrb1990

by Stacey on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

Usher? Really?

And I’ve got a home wrestling meet, so damn, I’m gonna trust y’all to keep it civil.

DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS BLOG AROUND!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a blog?

I thought we were all at the round table on MSNBC.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm certainly wearing a bow-tie.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 8, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I will wear a black suit with orange stripes.

"If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" Yogi Berra

by MudDawg on Dec 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh...civil

You know us all too well.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i know this will probably come off a little bit like an ass..

but any chance we could a new thread opened up for O’s talk? it’s a little depressing this whole open thread is about luke scott’s non-baseball related comments

by brek on Dec 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait... nevermind.

i re-read the initial post from this morning. you said the BD page would be updated throughout the day, rather than updating the front page with links to stories about rumors. oh well. My small insignicant vote is for how it was like yesterday. love what yall are doing anyway, so not trying to rock the boat.

by brek on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

More lols

bigleaguestew: RT @worstfan:Obama should invite Luke Scott over for tea. Then when he moves to put his teacup down, BOOM: birth certificate coaster.

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

I think that this was Luke's plan all along.

Soon enough, he will be called “stupid” by Obama and then invited over for beers.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Obama comes out with a couple of cold Tsingtaos...

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

chilled vodka and a couple monte cristos?

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for getting my joke...

I thought it was a little flimsy… it’s been a long day of avoiding work.

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.."

by tflach2 on Dec 8, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 8, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I know a great way for Luke to get invited to the white house...

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

"Source: Yanks may target Crawford and Lee"

Wow. Top-notch reporting right there. One can only hope ESPN will always be there for those breaking news headlines!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on Dec 8, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

mlbtraderumors: Crawford and his agent met with Brian Cashman, who is “very” interested, the New York Daily News reports [via Twitter]

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would.

by Knubles and Bits on Dec 8, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear God,

the Orioles Facebook page just posted a link to their article that Scott’s comments do not reflect their views, and it looks like most commenters agree with Scott. I’m just going to assume that only the crazies are bothering to comment, but, still, these are our fellow fans.

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty much

Only those with passionate views tend to comment on such things. And those with passionate views tend to not have mainstream views. How many people have you ever seen holding up signs saying “The End Isn’t Really That Close After All”

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

haha...

KEEP FEAR ALIVE!

At all hazards, a man must keep up appearances. Dignity, I say. Dignity above all, Governor. Hear, hear!

-Det. William "Bunk" Moreland

by j.q. higgins on Dec 8, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha, that's what I thought of, too.

How about one of Jon’s signs when he announced the Rally:
“I’m not afraid of socialists, Nazis, communists, Tea Partiers, or Muslims.”
flip to the back
“But I am kind of afraid of spiders.”

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, according to the crime rankings linked to in the Luke Scott interview,

the number one city is Camden, New Jersey. Coincidence? I think not.

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Camden is one hell of a scary place

Nice aquarium, though.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet the Baltimore aquarium is better.

I don’t want to go to New Jersey ever again, so I’ll never find out.

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats not entirely fair

If it wasn’t for New Jersey, you’d have to drive much further to get to New York.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Baltimore aquarium is better

and screw you. we dont want you here anyway.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha I'm kidding.

I just don’t like jug-handle turns. I’d hate to drive on those everyday.

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You get used to them

and it’s better than turning directly into on coming traffic.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice indy league stadium too.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 9, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a whole new respect for Luke Scott

The man aint afraid to say whats on his mind and he’s right
everything he said is right
as for is the guy in office was actually born here or not
like Luke said go and prove it if there’s any question he hasn’t even tried to prove the people wrong, if he does, ok, but he hasn’t

by bravesfan1047 on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

he's not exactly trolling...

he’s just pointing out that he respects Luke. in a weird kind of way, you have to respect him for being able to speak his mind and not sell himself out, even if he makes himself look like an idiot in the process. he stuck to his guns, (literally and figuratively) which I admire.

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What? No his post was the definition of trolling.

And since when is accepting fact selling yourself out and making you look like an idiot? I think you generally look more like an idiot when you adhere to beliefs that have been proved definitively wrong.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 9, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I've found looking like an idiot is rather easy to do.

I even have such a well developed talent that I still manage to find new ways of doing it.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 9, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If you respect him so much,

would you be willing to trade Jason Heyward for him?

by ahoque24 on Dec 8, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I just posted the link to facebook

one of the comments I got was “he makes some interesting points but the deer hunting thing makes him look stupid.”
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha

Straight cash homey
Pro Football South
Get 'em.

by danielreese05 on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

So, tomorrow for BD...

I’m thinking a death penalty discussion. Thoughts?

/KIDDING!

"It has nothing to do with corruption. It's sheer, complete, total incompetence." - Joe Rogan

by duck on Dec 8, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

We can't really decide that ahead of time

We just have to go in whatever direction Luke takes us in.

by kba26 on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be interesting.

AND potentially disastrous. But hey, since when are politics on a baseball blog a good idea? ;)

I KID!

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 9, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds good.

I used to support it, but my view has gradually shifted over time. Although I do admit that every so often I hear about some sick fuck that makes me think about volunteering to throw the switch myself.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 9, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a complicated issue.

I know Ted Kaczynski’s brother, and we’ve had some interesting conversations on the subject. For those of you who don’t know, Ted is also known as the Unibomber. Dave, his brother, figured it out and turned him in. He’s very anti-death penalty. In fact, he started New Yorkers against the Death Penalty…now that NY has outlawed it, I’m not sure what he’s doing…

He’s one of my dad’s closest friends.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 9, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's pretty much my view

There are some real sick fucks out there who definitely deserve to die IMO, but I worry about all the people who sure as hell seem like sick fucks and then after sitting on death row for 8 years a little DNA test comes along and tells us they weren’t so sick after all.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 9, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

My views are not based on the worry that they may execute an innocent man.

I tend to believe that is the exception.

It has more to do with whether or not it is in accordance to God’s will. Since I believe he is the final judge, executing someone seems rather redundant.

Now I have no objection to having incarcerated felons performing hard labor.

Commenting on allegations on the use of torture against terrorost suspects: "If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet"

Don Cherry

by timg56 on Dec 10, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course it's the exception

but for that dude and his family that’s a pretty godawful exception to deal with. And even if it’s the exception it seems to happen much too frequently for my comfort level.

I’m an atheist so I certainly don’t care about god’s will.

I’m all for hard labor though.

I am eating you, motherfucker. You cannot hurt me. - PhilR8

by O'sFan21 on Dec 10, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you.

Ever read The Innocent Man by John Grisham? It is one of the most moving, informative and sad non-fiction books I have ever read. It’s about three innocent men on death row and their fates. Definitely worth a recommendation.

Where are my shoelaces?

by DCO'sfan on Dec 10, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

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