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Saturday Bird Droppings

FOUR (4) DAYS!

Guthrie on his agreement
Guts sounds happy about not going to arbitration. I'm glad they didn't go as well. -Stacey

Will there be a Spring Training Surprise?
Steve Melewski looks at Jake Arrieta, Luis Lebron, Justin Turner, and more as possible surprises to make the Opening Day roster. If Jake Arrieta makes the team out of ST I'll eat my hat. -Stacey

Why He Might Not Do It: Nolan Reimold
Rototimes.com takes a look at Nolan Reimold and all the ways he could fail in 2010. Um, ok. -Stacey

Red Wings Announce 2010 Hall Of Fame Inductees
Chris Hoiles will be honored this August with induction into the Rochester Red Wings Hall of Fame. -Stacey

Pact furnishes Giants, Lincecum with time | MLB.com
Tim Lincecum and the Giants avoid going to an arbitration hearing by signing a 2 year, $23M contract. Lincecum made $650K last year so it's a very hefty raise. -Stacey

On this day in Camden Chat history, some of the funniest one liner comments I've read in awhile. Winners include:

There's no sperm in baseball....and if there is, I don't want to know about it.-Jonny Pops
Pink hats are everywhere, for every team, in every sport. Pink jerseys, too. Women are rubbish.-SC

Wake me up at the part where clemens starts telling the committee that it can't handle the truth.- j.q. higgins
You WANT me on that mound, you NEED me on that mound.- zknower

Anyway, the links: Tony Butler looks like a foolWhat we're looking forward to in 2009 (even though it says 2008)BP thinks Matt Wieters is pretty good too (duh)Peter Angelos isn't a meddling meddler who meddles.PITCHERS AND CATCHERS! PITCHERS AND CATCHERS!O's in talks with Alex CintronOpening Day Roster Predictions for 2008Wearing other teams' gear: your thoughts?Steroid hearings on CNN right now

He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like an Open Thread.

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Glad the Guts contract got done

Probably for the best that he doesn’t have to hear his team tell an arbirter about all his short comings.

by O! on Feb 13, 2010 8:36 AM EST reply actions  

BLINGEE! BLINGEE!

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

BEAT DUKE

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Doc batting cleanup?

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

BEAT DUKE

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 9:21 AM EST reply actions  

for the record,

i predicted this in my OD lineup

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 13, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

ha ha ha
“Peter Angelos is not meddling. He’s not a meddling meddler. Really. He doesn’t call me to meddle. I’ve heard that he is a meddler, but he doesnt meddle. Really. I’m on record here that my boss is not a meddler.

Uh…

Can I have a do-over on this question please?"

by typozzz on Feb 13, 2009 10:57 AM PST actions 0 recs

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 13, 2010 11:50 AM EST reply actions  

One hour 'till Duke-Terps.

Most excited I’ve been about a regular season game in years.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

BEAT DUKE

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

i'm excited about elitist Ivy basketball

Princeton v. Cornell at 6pm tonight. Winner is in first place and primed for NCAAs.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't believe Penn took down Cornell...

Wonder when the last time Penn beat a top 25 team? Or the last time an Ivy was top 25 this late in the season…

by O'sFan21 on Feb 14, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Quite a big difference in the ending between the book and the movie. I saw the movie first and was surprised by the way it all resolved in the book.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Feb 13, 2010 11:59 AM EST reply actions  

me too saw the movie first

very surprising

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Feb 13, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Audrey Hepburn in that movie.

I’ve never read the book, but she’s just…great.

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. - Lynn Johnston (I don't know who that is...but it's a good quote.)

by DCO'sfan on Feb 13, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ducking Fuke.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

BEAT DUKE

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

I think you mean Fucking Maryland

We dont deserve to win a game when we’re shooting this poorly. and having this many unforced turnovers. or not playing defense. or… just fuck it.

by kba26 on Feb 13, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez fires Boras.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 13, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome.

I think I’m automatically a fan of anyone who fires Boras.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Feb 13, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Guthrie fired Boras last year.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 13, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Half the reason I bought a Guthrie T-shirt last year. I hope he pitches better this time around so I can wear it with a bit more pride…

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Feb 13, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying not to giggle.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, i'm trying not to chuckle.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

there ya go

or possibly hearty belly laughs/guffaws. but maybe that only starts to happen when start drinking lots of beer.

by twistedlogic on Feb 13, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I just became a fan of camden chat on facebook.

Speaking of fan pages, does anyone think they’re getting out of hand? I saw one today with something like 350,000 fans—it was, “Sometimes I have things in my hand when I need to open the door.”

That’s great. Let’s make a stupid fan page about it. Not.

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. - Lynn Johnston (I don't know who that is...but it's a good quote.)

by DCO'sfan on Feb 13, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

kids these days

back in my day, we didnt have “facebook.”

by twistedlogic on Feb 13, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then.

Do you have a facebook?

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. - Lynn Johnston (I don't know who that is...but it's a good quote.)

by DCO'sfan on Feb 13, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he's being sarcastic

he’s a college kid. i don’t think they let you into college these days if you don’t have a facebook account.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 13, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Those were the days.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Feb 13, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree

its basically myspace now.

by twistedlogic on Feb 13, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I created my account before the “great switch” but it was one things i created but never used. I just remember all of the kids going ape shits over facebook so I wanted to see what the hoopla was about. I was really annoyed about the dumb ass complaints that the kids made once facebook opened up to the public.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 14, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

why?

it used to be kinda useful before it was opened to the public. now its basically myspace where all sorts of creepers can see your profile.

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

how was it "useful?"

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Feb 14, 2010 5:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

well i had a few friends go to different places abroad

skyping was sorta difficult cuz of the time difference so we kept in touch via facebook.

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s still possible now…

And far as the creepers go, you can change your privacy settings as a work around.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 14, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yea but ppl can still sorta view your profile

even with the settings all jacked up. and of course its still possible. its just tons more annoying now.

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

agree with Birdman

It’s as useful as you choose to make it. I also reject the “it used to be cool before the unwashed masses were let in” argument. I created my account back when a .edu address was required and I have not noticed a change in the utility of facebook during the transition to an all-inclusive social networking tool. It’s nice to connect with distant friends, find and browse like-minded communities where you share a common interest, and to easily organize events with close friends who aren’t flakes. Has it ever been more than that? Not for me. I think facebook is a better product now that it’s open to everyone, even if I rarely use it.

by PhilR8 on Feb 14, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, couldn't agree more

What annoyed me "it used to be cool before the unwashed masses were let in" was the moronic elitism among the kids. facebook still serves same function 4 years ago and today.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 14, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no problem with facebook being opened up as far as population

Its the stupid apps that are the big turnoff for me. I always loved facebook because everyone’s page was nearly identical and i could always easily find my way around. Customization is not always a good thing, most people are far from graphic designers.

by kba26 on Feb 14, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

thats kinda what i meant

they keep changing the layouts. as an early admission person, it WAS cool to have your facebook 4 months before anybody else tho.

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This part is true

the uniform layout is what makes it a viable tool for everyone aged 9 to 99. Even the added tabs are mostly inconspicuous. My dad and my luddite uncle are on facebook – it’s almost unbelievable to me.

by PhilR8 on Feb 15, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The apps are idiotic. But that has nothing do with facebook being opened up to the public.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 15, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

But apps are one way businesses get your info, so it does apply

When a friend uses one, s/he agree to allow access to all friends’ data, too. So someone you friended 2 years ago that you haven’t seen since grade school is the one letting companies all up in your personal info.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Feb 15, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what they are counting on

the younger facebook users dont understand that either.

by twistedlogic on Feb 15, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah, they can see your name and that’s it if you change the privacy settings correctly. And actually, you can set up it so that people who are not your friends can’t even click on your profile.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 14, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But that was before you entered college wasn’t it? That switched happened in 2007 or 2006?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 14, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

no

i had to have a college email to get on fb. that happened around my 2nd year of college.

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of fan pages, does anyone think they’re getting out of hand?

Kind of getting over FB in general, in fact. It’s not going anywhere, but two years from now, it’s not going to be the “it” thing that it is right now. Something will have supplanted it…. probably something written by the guys at Google.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 13, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

Google Buzz certainly stumbled out of the gate

Besides the security screwups, they are using the same name that Yahoo! uses for its Digg rip-off.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Feb 13, 2010 6:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

They have made some improvements.

But it’s not going to change drastically. Teenagers will still go apeshit over it though. I think it will last longer than Myspace. Myspace was just a mess.

And google buzz is far inferior. You can’t really do anything. I do like gchat better than facebook chat, though.

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. - Lynn Johnston (I don't know who that is...but it's a good quote.)

by DCO'sfan on Feb 13, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not really over Facebook

But I am over people being fans of five million bazillions things and clogging up my news feed with their shit. I am only a fan of a few things but they are things I will stand with until I die, such as Klement’s Famous Racing Sausages and Adam Jones.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Feb 13, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not a fan of anything

I refuse. If I am a fan of one thing then everyone will whine to me about why I’m not a fan of all this other stuff. “Mark, you love Star Wars, why aren’t you a fan of that?” “Mark, you’re a fan of everything else, will you be a fan of my website?” “Mark, you’re a liberal, why aren’t you supporting (insert any number of Democrats) on Facebook?”

This way I can tell everyone that I’m not a fan of anything at all and nobody can get offended. Well, they might get offended, but I’m not going to feel bad about it.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Feb 13, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahah

I think it’s hilarious that people will ask you why you aren’t a fan of something. I’m not a fan of being a fan of serious things like politicians or social movements or some shit. I stick to things that are 1) not serious and 2) I’m passionate about. Like Ochocinco. If someone asked why i wasn’t a fan of something in particular I’d tell them to shove it.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Feb 14, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

haha my cousin goes way overboard with fanpages.

She is a fan of…948 fanpages. WTF?

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. - Lynn Johnston (I don't know who that is...but it's a good quote.)

by DCO'sfan on Feb 14, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

When is Curling on?

No, i’m serious, it’s my favorite Olympic sport.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

after the last olympics,

i actually tried curling for a little while. it’s loads of fun.

the people who do it are a little subculture unto themselves, though. lots of D&D and SCA types. And lots of beer drinkers (shocker!).

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 14, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Apolo Ohno is sick.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

agreed

that pass during the heats was outstanding.

by twistedlogic on Feb 13, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Dunk Contest isn't very exciting

Why can’t the finals be Lebron vs. Howard?

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 13, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

I was totally fine with him not participating in the dunk contest

But to then shoot a super bowl commercial about you participating in a dunk contest? Not cool.

by kba26 on Feb 14, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

yea whats up with that?

i’m gonna go become a fan of not being a fan of him doing that on facebook

by twistedlogic on Feb 14, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

i find it amusing that it's done McDonalds.

because world class athletes only eat fast food.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 14, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

It's true

Ask Ochocinco

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

by Stacey on Feb 14, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

That is true.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 14, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

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