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HEY! I JUST SAVED 15% OFF MY CAR INSURANCE!

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 22, 2010 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

aayyyyhhhh

WestcoastO’sfan is back…

It works.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Feb 22, 2010 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

woo hoo!

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

“In the spirit of fairness, the MLB now requires Adam Jones to field two hits at once”

by zsiv on Feb 22, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

My fave so far

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Bazooka Joe, RIGHT HERE!

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Feb 22, 2010 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, Nick!

You wish you looked this good!

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 12:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Start rec'ing your faves

and, I don’t know, they’ll show up green, that’s all. What else do you people want????

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Feb 22, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

PRIZES

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's your department, boss.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Feb 22, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Your name's on the story

Now give me an effing prize!

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i've got an autogrpahed card by justin turner...

not sure that makes anyone jump out of there seats, but just throwing it out there.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

DUH

I have 2 AJ bobbleheads collecting dust, so I’ll ask if that can be the prize.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 23, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Glory.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 22, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, so that my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight

by John Stephens on Feb 22, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Would it be lame to rec my own suggestion?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 22, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

thats why it wont let you

by twistedlogic on Feb 22, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

where's the glory in that.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 22, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes?

I forgot to add the “!”

by LoveForTheGame13 on Feb 22, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DUDE! IT'S SPRING TRAINING!

Time to show off my mad skillz (I got everything in left center, center, right center plus any ball heading over the fence)

by OsandRoyals on Feb 22, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That is so corny that it is good. Is corny even the right word for that?

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Check it out, no cavities!

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Don't know how I didn't see this before I posted mine

Props for having the idea first.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Feb 22, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This was my first idea but then I saw Parkinglotninja beat me to it.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 22, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

James wrote it but missed mine, I wrote it and missed parkinglot’s. Oops!

by daveh873 on Feb 22, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha, wow.

I never thought I’d see someone compare Adam Jones and C-3PO.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Feb 22, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Never a bad time for a Star Wars reference

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Feb 22, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Feb 22, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

hey!!

can kevin be my mentor too? i need leadership as well.

by Parkinglotninja on Feb 22, 2010 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

I was going with

“I loved Nick’s beard THIS MUCH!!!”

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Feb 22, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Or

“So Nick jumps out of my locker with that beard kind of like this and scared the shit out of me.”

Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt

by BPinOK on Feb 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S SPRING, MY BROTHAHZ!!!

Let’s play ball!

(I know, it’s not cute, but that is exactly what he is thinking.)

by fishoutawata on Feb 22, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

"they blew up the death star?"

“F****************CK! who’s THEY?”

by twistedlogic on Feb 22, 2010 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, I'm pretty adorable too!

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 3:42 PM EST reply actions  

Hey! Can I get some gum over here?

Just throw it over the fence, I’ll catch it.

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, so that my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight

by John Stephens on Feb 22, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

"a losing season?"

“i can’t take it anymore!”

by twistedlogic on Feb 22, 2010 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Who thinks Peyton choked in the Super Bowl?!?!

Librarians are hiding something

by dfa on Feb 22, 2010 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

Luke Scott once shot a moose THIS big!

by BrianS on Feb 22, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Awww come on, now I gotta steal more bases cuz B’Rob’s back is busted!!!

by RyanHughes12 on Feb 22, 2010 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

"Let's get Bedard back...

….so we can trade for another one of me."

by Fred Sanford on Feb 22, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

HEY, come back! You can't just haul it in here, hand-tighten the poles and leave! This is WAY too low. The regulation NFL crossbar is 10 ft!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Feb 23, 2010 5:02 AM EST reply actions  

“Hit another pack of gum out here next time! I’m almost out!”

by OsStrohsandNattyBohs on Feb 23, 2010 7:33 AM EST reply actions  

Look like Vuff is the winner.

I present you.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Feb 23, 2010 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Great movie

I love when classes involve watching movies.

"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."

by Stacey on Feb 23, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn't?

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 23, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet.

I don’t think I’ve won anything before, let alone straight-up glory.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Feb 23, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

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