Adam Jones Caption Contest
Adam Jones just looks so happy at Spring Training. Give us your best caption to this photo.

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HEY! I JUST SAVED 15% OFF MY CAR INSURANCE!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
aayyyyhhhh
WestcoastO’sfan is back…
It works.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Feb 22, 2010 12:14 PM EST reply actions
woo hoo!
Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
“In the spirit of fairness, the MLB now requires Adam Jones to field two hits at once”
by zsiv on Feb 22, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Luke, I know you want to play defense, but PLEASE, put down the gun!"
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
by Vuff on Feb 22, 2010 12:17 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Bazooka Joe, RIGHT HERE!
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver
Hey, Nick!
You wish you looked this good!
"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."
by Stacey on Feb 22, 2010 12:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Can you believe we got this stadium for Bedard too!?!?
by GeoffreyA on Feb 22, 2010 12:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Start rec'ing your faves
and, I don’t know, they’ll show up green, that’s all. What else do you people want????
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
by duck on Feb 22, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's your department, boss.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Your name's on the story
Now give me an effing prize!
"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."
i've got an autogrpahed card by justin turner...
not sure that makes anyone jump out of there seats, but just throwing it out there.
Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
DUH
I have 2 AJ bobbleheads collecting dust, so I’ll ask if that can be the prize.
Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 23, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, so that my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
by John Stephens on Feb 22, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm bringing sexy back!
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
by birdman on Feb 22, 2010 1:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Would it be lame to rec my own suggestion?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
where's the glory in that.
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
DUDE! IT'S SPRING TRAINING!
Time to show off my mad skillz (I got everything in left center, center, right center plus any ball heading over the fence)
by OsandRoyals on Feb 22, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That is so corny that it is good. Is corny even the right word for that?
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Feb 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
“In an attempt to build comaraderie amongst his teammates, Adam Jones leads the O’s in a rousing rendition of the Village People hit, ‘YMCA’ "
by daveh873 on Feb 22, 2010 2:23 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Don't know how I didn't see this before I posted mine
Props for having the idea first.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
R2 tricked me into going in this direction
but he’ll do no better.
What’s that? A transport? HEY! OVER HERE!!!
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Feb 22, 2010 2:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hahahahaha, wow.
I never thought I’d see someone compare Adam Jones and C-3PO.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
Never a bad time for a Star Wars reference
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Feb 22, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
ahahaha
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
hey!!
can kevin be my mentor too? i need leadership as well.
by Parkinglotninja on Feb 22, 2010 2:42 PM EST reply actions
Nick! You shaved!
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
by Andrew_G on Feb 22, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I was going with
“I loved Nick’s beard THIS MUCH!!!”
Don't let the sunshine fool ya. - Townes Van Zandt
IT'S SPRING, MY BROTHAHZ!!!
Let’s play ball!
(I know, it’s not cute, but that is exactly what he is thinking.)
It's fun to stay at the Y... dammit Nick, you said if I started it, you'd go next!
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
by James F on Feb 22, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I'm pretty adorable too!
Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 22, 2010 3:42 PM EST reply actions
Hey! Can I get some gum over here?
Just throw it over the fence, I’ll catch it.
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, so that my critics can kiss my a**!"
-Bobby Knight
"Let's get Bedard back...
….so we can trade for another one of me."
HEY, come back! You can't just haul it in here, hand-tighten the poles and leave! This is WAY too low. The regulation NFL crossbar is 10 ft!
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
“Hit another pack of gum out here next time! I’m almost out!”
by OsStrohsandNattyBohs on Feb 23, 2010 7:33 AM EST reply actions
Look like Vuff is the winner.
I present you.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
i have to watch that for history this semester
by twistedlogic on Feb 23, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Great movie
I love when classes involve watching movies.
"It feels like home,’’ Pie said. "All my friends are here."
who doesn't?
Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Feb 23, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions

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