Happy Birthday, Stacey!

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano

I will lead these Peoples to the promised land, also known as "Slightly Ahead of the Blue Jays." ~WietersRunDry

What looks large from a distance, close up ain't never that big.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

Clarence, It's better to have a gun and not need it, then need a gun and not have it.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson