ST: Orioles @ St. Louis, 1:05pm
Whoops! Gametime! It's on MLB.tv and MLB GameDay Audio.
Brian Matusz (yay!) gets the call for the Birds. Against our old friend, Rich Hill!
Lineups, per Roch:
| ORIOLES | CARDINALS |
|---|---|
| Felix Pie CF | Julio Lugo 2B |
| Robert Andino S S | Felipe Lopez DH |
| Lou Montanez RF | Albert Pujols 1B |
| Nolan Reimold LF | Matt Holliday LF |
| Brandon Snyder 1B | Ryan Ludwick RF |
| Josh Bell 3B | Yadier Molina C |
| Scott Moore DH | David Freese 3B |
| Chad Moeller C | Joe Mather CF |
| Justin Turner 2B | Brendan Ryan SS |
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I wrote one too! My bad :) It’s gone now.
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i looked for it, but didn't see it!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
lol
that would be because I started it at about 12:59. I hate when actual work gets in the way of what I want to do :)
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And I was teaching abotu the Northern Renaissance then
Pieter Bruegel the Elder is TEH MAN!

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
ahhh, "Peasant Wedding"
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I must have shown and discussed 30 pieces of Renaissance art with these kids
in the past 2 days. Kinda fun, actually.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
apparently, cards are using DH as well
Felipe Lopez. Not sure where he’s hitting.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
they don't want to risk injury to Rich Hill, I'm sure
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fixed above now
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
my 105.7 online stream
is a couple of bums talking about inglorious bastards:(
"you know what the orioles could use right now? a day off." - joe angel
that's because you can't stream the radio station
if you’re on the comp you gotta go to mlb.com
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oh
dang, didn’t realize, thanks
"you know what the orioles could use right now? a day off." - joe angel
by swilhelmross on Mar 24, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Classic Rich Hill
Tejada could walk against this guy
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
what an ADORABLE walk!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Isn't that what you used to say all the time
when D-Cab pitched?
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
by Andrew_G on Mar 24, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ROFL
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
he's so cute
I hate that I can’t listen or watch. Stupid work computer with its stupid inability for Gameday Audio.
On the plus side I just found out my new boss is a huge O’s fan. I told her I was taking off Tuesday the 6th and Friday the 9th without saying why and she replied, “Let’s Go O’s!”
I originally took off Tuesday because I thought it would be a day game and I wanted to watch it, but I figure I’ll just take the whole day anyway to gear up.
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I took that whole week off.
It’s my first time off in about a year. I’m going to summer school so I gotta get ahead of my season tickets!
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by the fix is in on Mar 24, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Announcer re: Hill....
…“He can DO this!”
Um, wishful thinking from the booth will not affect performance.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Boy, this Oriole lineup stinks
2 regulars, Andino batting 2nd. Awful. I guess the regulars didn’t want to make that trip twice (and Adam Jones has all that fanmail to answer)
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
it's gonna take him all day!
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aaaand...
another walk by hill.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Dear Orioles
if you don’t swing AT ALL, you will score 10+ runs.
Thanks You,
Andrew
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
Gooooooood curveball
I almost forgot how much I love that curveball
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
PENICILLIN!
RBI, 1-0
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
you're only saying that because you drafted him last night
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brings his average up to a solid like.....
.075
by twistedlogic on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
higher, i think.
he’ll break .100 with that
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Wasn't it Tim McCarver
who once said “Lead-off walks come around to score 46% of the time. That’s like half the time!”
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
yes, tim, it's LIKE half the time....
but isn’t ACTUALLY half the time
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
you know whats great about being shitty for the past few years?
we’ve recycled all of the crappy pitchers in the league so when we face them on other teams, i know when to bet on us
although i did not take into account the cardinals lineup in this
cuz the gamethread wasnt up in a timely fashion (wink wink).
by twistedlogic on Mar 24, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Matusz vs. Hill outweighs even Pujols vs. minor leaguers.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
Sometimes I forget how much I LOVE the road unis
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
hysterical.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
3 up, 3 down
nice.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I'm so jealous
I am going to make it my mission to not miss one single Brian Matusz start this year.
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I really hope he's pitching at the home opener.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
that'd make it the best opening day ever!
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 24, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing I'm worried about with Matusz
Is that this spring will get our (my) hopes unrealistically high. Because right now, I’m thinking Cy Young and ROY.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
and MVP
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also, he'll solve global warming
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Wouldn't that be something?
Fuck it, Matusz will win MVP, ROY, Cy Young, and Gold glove. Just wait.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
the problem is, Wieters is going to win all of those except ROY.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
You're right.
Wieters will win the Cy Young award
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
in both leagues.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
From both sides of the plate
(Don’t ask for an explanation… Wieters can do it.)
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 24, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he won't have to say it
he’ll just THINK it and Matusz will comply. it’ll be like the Jedi Mind Trick. Only it’ll be the Wieters Mind Trick, or WMT.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
PIE
infield hit. playin’ his way into LF.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
PIE
stealing 2nd base on the pickoff attempt
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
Unfortunately
he did not get up afterwards and bang his arms together rapidly
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
aww I love when he does that
He saves that for when he’s feeling extra excited
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I must say
I like it when he does that. That at least shows that someone has fire on the Orioles. Sometimes I see no fucking emotion on the bases or in the dugout. I like to see fire, personally
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
totally agree.
not all the guys are gonna be “that guy”, but a few of them need to be.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I Completely Agree!!!
You need that in a team. Especially a team leader like BRob of Markakis should be more fired up.
by boricuaoriolesfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think we need a couple of guys like that.
Bergy’s kinda like that, too, when he pounds his glove and the like. Which is kinda interesting, a control/finesse pitcher who still has some fire.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
I think we need a couple of guys
who are really good at baseball regardless of personality.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
by Andrew_G on Mar 24, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes please
You know who has a good personality? Kevin Millar. You see where that got us.
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Well, obviously.
Skill > personality. Though I personally find it a lot easier to root for guys who aren’t douchebags.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
I don't know
I sort of enjoy an asshole sometimes, as long as he’s our asshole and not someone who tears the team apart.
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Yes, I'd rather have that
But it’s good to get the team pumped up.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Do the Joba fist pump!!!
They should do the Joba fist pumps everytime they beat up on the Yankees in the future. I’m sure they will love that.
by boricuaoriolesfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm enjoying the false dualism in the Cards' booth
If the Cardinals didn’t sign Holliday, they’d be cheap.
If they do sign Holliday, then they paid too much.
The broadcasters are unhappy with these options. It’s a shame, since they made those options up.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
FUCKING MATUSZ
there goes the perfect game. what a slacker.
SEND HIM DOWN
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
BRING BACK RICH HILL
and Sidney Ponson, too.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
Dear Jesus
They might as well bring back Bruce Chen.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohmygosh
I need more puns in my baseball games!
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
I LOVE BRUCE CHEN
No speaking ill of Bruce Chen!
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Didn't Chen beat the Orioles?
Was I there? Did I repress that?
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by the fix is in on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ponson...
I will probably see him pitch with the Atlantic Leagues Long Island Ducks. I live in Bridgeport, CT and we have our Bluefish here ready to pound on him. Can’t wail.
by boricuaoriolesfan on Mar 24, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He gets through Pujols and Holliday
but can’t retire Yadier Molina? Unacceptable.
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To be fair
Yadier is the “cool” Molina brother.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
And the best out of the 3
You know who should feeling cool? The father. “My 3 son’s are all major league catchers.”
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a little worried
Two innings and already a hit. And only one K? I think he needs to go down to get himself together. Let him put together a solid month or two of perfect games at AAA and earn his way back up.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why John Sterling said we traded for Jason Berken
to be the stopgap while Matusz develops!
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
rich hill has now thrown 243 pitches.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Well Rich Hill...
I don’t think you’re gonna make the team. But you’ll always have your beloved cats.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
lol
i had forgotten about the cats.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
ahahahah

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It's even better with your sig as the caption
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
Matt Wieters also has a cat but he is much more dignified

His cat is named Ducky.
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Bite your tongue!
That is a cute kitty. Just look at his little face… awww!
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I love cats
I really do. I have 2 and we’re fostering 5 kittens at the moment on top of that (that’s more of my gf’s thing, but I let it happen). That, however, is one ugly cat.
Lou Montañez can steal......
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
He sure didn't look like he was running hard
coming into home there
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
he was looking over his shoulder at the incoming throw
bush league.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
jesus, but he sure can't run too well.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
wait that can't be right...
MLB’s Boxscore is wrong..
What up?
by snakethejake on Mar 24, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Reimold had an rbi single
Lou went home on a wild pitch
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Two on, no out for Matusz
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one out I mean
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Two, actually.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Only watching here and the MLB box score
What have the hits been like? In terms of outs, he’s got an uncharacteristically high proportion of groundouts to flyouts — 6:3, when he’s usually more of a flyball guy.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
Oh hell. Time for a department meeting.
Go Os.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 24, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
more like time to pull Matusz.
But let’s see if he can get out Pujols
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by the fix is in on Mar 24, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Walk, then a 6-4-3
off to work.
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by the fix is in on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Reimold with the gimpy double.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
and then the mental mistake
out at third. Tsk tsk tsk
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
DFA HIM
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
lol. how do you REALLY feel?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
He's just trying to get to midseason form.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
just turned it on - somebody tell me how anybody scored off of Matusz
and also how is he not striking every hitter out???
SL Announcer: "There is nothing prettier than a Rawlins glove"
Um. I beg to differ.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Sad day for that guy
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Seriously

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
What the hell?
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I can think of lots of things
prettier than a Rawlings glove. Like a Gibson Explorer guitar.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Is that what that giant greater sign means?
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Pretty much
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Here's why

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
snyder wit da bloop
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
could be a tie game right now
nice work reimold
by twistedlogic on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
and it's up to not-switch-hitting not-jesus
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
OOOO, the GUN & KNIFE SHOW
at the St. CHarles Convention Center!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Dang, I MISSED IT!
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
yup, ohman's in
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
6 IP, 27 batters
I don’t know how many pitches, but I’d think he’s done.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Might have been trying stuff out
Could have been on orders to try and throw X amount of breaking stuff per batter or per inning, etc.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Sad part is?
I heard that from Rob Dibble on XM.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
Ohman should be a lock to make the team at this point.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
St Louis broadcast:
Thanks to ITT tech, I can now play with my kids at a car wash. I’m very happy.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I haven't seen Gonzo pitch yet
not wild about the falling off action out there, but he doesn’t seem like a max effort kind of guy. Hopefully he can be effective out there in the real season.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
I hate the signing
I really, really do. But I’m not too worried about his results right here, especially since he’s coming off that back thing.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
Do you think Andy might just be gambling with the Atkins and Gonzalez signings, hoping they have good enough first halves to attract some interest at the trade deadline? The Gonzalez signing in particular seems out of place otherwise… and while I didn’t mind it at first, I like it less and less the more I think about it.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
I don't
Although you know, we had a closer who was working out pretty well with a year left on his contract and got rid of him so we could pay more for another closer with multiple years. And, you know, get some prospects back – I’m not complaining about the Sherrill trade at all here. It just seems like these two moves don’t really correlate unless the intention is to move Gonzo just like they moved Georgie.
But my gut says, nope, that isn’t it.
I sure as fuck hope the intention was to gamble on Tejada and Atkins and hope to pick up some more prospects in June, though.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
His mechanics just look like shit.
I’m sure he’ll be fine and really am not worried about his results now either, but I wish he looked like a better pitcher…
True
but it seems like a lot of relievers have wonky mechanics but get great results without getting hurt. Look at K-Rod. Watching him pitch makes my elbows both hurt, but the guy does a damn good job.
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
That's true too.
But his mechanics make it seem unlikely that he can consistently throw the ball where he wants to.
Is the game over?
If not, what channel can I find it?
You have to hate losing more than you love winning.
MLB.tv
It’s only being broadcast by the St. Louis side on TV. Radio it’s on 105.7
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St Louis just won 4-2
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
WE ARE GOING TO BE TERRIBLE
Let’s face it if we cant beat the Cardinals in a Spring Training, all hope is lost!!!! I am becoming a Ynkee fan.
—Whitt57
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
you realize i'm quoting, right?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
if i wasn't a quasi-rep of this blog
i would’ve.
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