GameThread: Red Sox @ Orioles, 1:05 p.m.
Baseball on TV today! I love that!
Jeremy Guthrie makes his second start of the spring. In his first he pitched 2 innings with 1 hit and 1 walk. Let's make it two good ones in a row, Guts. He'll be faced by Clay Buchholz who has yet to pitch this spring.
Yeah, I'm excited. Green grass, blue skies, orange and black uniforms, Adam Jones, Nick Markakis, all on my television.
Lineups:
Adam Jones CF
Ty Wigginton DH
Nick Markakis RF
Miguel Tejada 3B
Matt Wieters C
Luke Scott LF
Garrett Atkins 1B
Miguel Abreu 2B
Cesar Izturis SS
Jacoby Ellsbury CF
J.D. Drew RF
Victor Martinez C
David Ortiz DH
Jeremy Hermida LF
Jed Lowrie 3B
Tug Hulett 2B
Yamaico Navarro SS
Aaron Bates 1B
Let's Go O's!
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Can't wait
Woke up at 10 am the day after a “long night” to see the boys on the teevee.
ok I'm ready!
Ahhh…Gary Thorne. Good to hear.
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Oh god, real baseball on my TV
Gary and Amber and I don’t know who’s doing color.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Joe Angel still out
:(
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
Fred said on Friday he'll be back on the March 17th
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Aw,Tug Hulett
There’s a Red Sox I can’t hate.
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it's so pretty
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bye bye Jacoby!
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Guts struck out Ellsbury?
What’s going on?
On another note, is this in SD only?
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I'm watching in HD
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Hm.
I’m watching on MLB.tv and only getting SD.
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K'd Ellsbury, Drew fly out to RF
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Rooting for Guthrie
This team stacks up a lot better when he doesn’t suck.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions
Any word on how long Guts will pitch today?
I haven’t been online at all this morning.
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40ish pitches, I think
or 3 innings
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Y'all think Ortiz is gonna suck this year?
Getting old, off the roids, halfway sucked last year.
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Nice start, Guts
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Seriously.
That fly to RF scared me a little, but 2K’s? Nice.
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Yeah but it looked up in the wind a bit
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Yeah, it was.
Not saying I was worried Guts is back to 2009, just that it was a bit close.
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Jonesy pops up on the first pitch
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Way to make Buchholz work, guys
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You have just earned
my undying gratitude. Unless I turned it on just to see some horrendous baseball. In which case slightly less undying gratitude
awesome!
what is this justin.tv?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Nick Markakis
BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!
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NICKY MARKAKIS
is a MONSTER!
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You see JD, this is why Nick better than you.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Down and in, crushed.
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Dave is at the game today
Maybe he’ll be on tv.
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Miggy took a walk?
This is rare, no?
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Matt Wieters
love.
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Trying to decide whether to keep Buchholz in my deep fantasy league
He’s not making much of a case so far.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions
Didn't you move to Orioles territory?
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Yeah, but I'm working and some dude has commandeered the TV downstairs.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
jerk
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Yeah, he doesn't even live here.
And he’s watching something with Sylvester Stallone in it.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
oh if it's over the top
it’s ALMOST understandable. What’s not to love about an arm wrestling truck driver winning over his snotty kid?
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that's just wrong
Don’t worry, you have the entire season to watch Orioles baseball right on your TV.
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I'm getting my own damn TV.
For my Orioles Baseball viewing pleasure and convenience.
I can’t even explain how exciting it is to be in the MASN viewing area.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Aww, that was a really weak Luuuke cheer...
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Wieters is so good at baseball
Clay Buchholz intentionally walks him to pitch to Luke Scott in a grapefruit league game
Game is in HD on MLB Network...
Much better than the SD MLB.tv feed.
Can we talk about this Luke getting more time in LF mumbo jumbo that's going on right now?
WHAT?
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Hopefully they're just talking out of their asses
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there are enough teaming in mlb (giants, Ms, Rangers)
who are likely to be in a buying mood for a bat so perhpas taht’s the thinking
ha ha this guy likes ice dancing and that makes him less of a man!
Hiarious, FIOS.
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That should be a short shelf life commercial now the winter games are over..
You know there’s going to be that one commercial that just pisses everyone off when they show it 20 times a game
C'mon Guts
shut it down
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Grounder to Izzy would be really nice...
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Where did that miss, blue?
Jerkass.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
aw your first ump insult of the season
NOW it feels like baseball.
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Yep, the first of many, I'm sure.
We just need OsFan21 in here cursing and we’ll be in regular season form
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Wow the Red Sox even get calls in ST
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No cheers for the home team
I went to an O’s-Sox spring training game last year and it was probably 90% RSN.
Lucklily the Red Sox had only brought 1 or 2 players anyone had ever heard of across the state, so it emptied out pretty quickly.
They're even closer to the Red Sox now so it'll be even worse
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i might be late but why is wieters #32?
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver
by matman008 on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions
That was his # his whole life
But when he came up Jamie Walker had it, so he switched this year.
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I have no recollection of this Jamie Walker character
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
nice play, Miggy
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Nice play by Miggi there
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Nice play, Miggy.
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miglo
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I would expect nothing less.
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Wouldn't that be Miguemlo?
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon, Guts...
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welcome back Guthrie...welcome the fuck back
"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver
by matman008 on Mar 7, 2010 1:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Well he got out of it
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Ho-ho, Guts got lucky on that one.
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AJ commercial
nice.
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Wow, at least Adam didn't hurt himself shooting that spot.
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Hadn't seen that Adam Jones commercial
Not bad. Love the angry bird logo in the background.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 1:44 PM EST reply actions
I... I'm getting my hopes up for Atkins.
I shouldn’t, and I don’t want to, but I am all the same.
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Atkins was the best acquisition of the winter, IMO
That’s not saying much, really, but of all the players brought in, Atkins is the youngest and has the most upside.
There we go Garrett Atkins
It kinda looked like he just threw his bat out there hoping it would work out.
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yeah there's your sore throat
shove it up your you-know-what
Izzy with the RBI on the Bmore Chop
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lol, nice, Izzy.
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Dr. Jones!
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...Wiggy...
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Nick's wife is pregnant again
I guess she didn’t mind the beard that much.
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She could have stepped out
it’s been known to happen.
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I'd rather not speculate on that
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They could go on Maury and get to the bottom of that
I’d watch that episode.
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it really is hard to stop a train
what a profound slogan
Gary is schooling us on George
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Who is Chris George?
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Dave is just full of sunshine
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ha! Luke
It wasn’t pretty, but he caught it.
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The wife is staying home to visit with her annoying sister!
So the man has to leave his own home and go to work just to get away from them!
FIOS does love its gender cliches, it appears.
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You've gotta admit.....
….women can be pretty annoying :)
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I admit nothing
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So?
When is it ever a good idea to poke fun at half your potential market?
by perpetualstudent on Mar 7, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I was just kidding.
It’s just a cable commercial. I don’t see the big deal either way.
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I don't know how I feel about the new MASN music
Maybe I’ll get used to it, but it seems overly melodramatic.
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Aloha!
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Fear The Turtle!!
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions
Hendrickson!
I’ve heard of this guy!
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Yeah, another staple of spring
Pitchers getting their running in during the game.
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I like Johnson's commentary so far.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:15 PM EST reply actions
wowo! nice play, kiddo
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Wow, great play.
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Wow, a great play by Abreu
Get him a number south of 80.
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why don't we wear orange unis during games?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:18 PM EST reply actions
We want to look nice for the cameras
I like the idea of orange unis (see my avatar) but I don’t like how they are currently implemented.
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
I actually like the current BP jerseys
Except for that white and black thing on the sides. The font of the names and the Orioles script is pretty sharp IMO.
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Played at Bowie last year
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
All I know about him
Is when i said the other day I wasn’t losing any sleep over what him making an error some girl sent me an email telling me I should be nicer and think of his friends and family.
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haha no
she was like, friends with his cousin or something. I don’t know, man. Getting random emails from people is still very strange to me. Some person Friday night emailed me all about his experience going to the game that night. I don’t know if he was a Camden Chatter or what he hoped I’d do with that info. I guess he just wanted me to know.
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that was me.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Nice job, Hendo.
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that AJ ad was awesome.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions
Aw, Abreu. Stupid atom balls.
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They're not saying Boof...
They’re saying “boooo!” Or I am, at least. (Though it’s hard not to root for a guy coming back from injury, in the abstract.)
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 2:24 PM EST reply actions
It's hard not to root for a guy named Boof
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I also have a soft spot for twins
lovable underpaid underdogs in a plastic wrap stadium
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
I'll have an even softer spot for them.....
…when they’re freezing their asses off outdoors this year.
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they're outdoors now
and spending money. I think their payroll is about up to $100M
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I can hear the ghost of Johnny Cash right now
… “My name is BOOF! How do you do? Now you gonna die!”
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Our 2010 season
Basically depends on how we play against the Red Sox and the Yankees. Did we win more then 3 games against the Sox last year?
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nope, that's new
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Okay, they can shut up about the HD thing now, since I'm not getting it for whatever reason.
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Will Ohman is rocking the high socks
Nice.
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Beat me to it.
I officially want him to be the lefty specialist now.
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YAY AMBER!!!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Is Guts sporting a p* broom there?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I can't tell in that little picture
I didn’t notice any facial hair when he was pitching
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the picture as fill screen before
he looks like he’s trying to skirt the policy. give ’em hell. guts!
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Ohman looks good
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Wieters has had to block some pitches today.
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I loved in that NESN article yesterday
how the writer was like, “The Orioles being crappy is basically the reason the Red Sox ever get enough wins to make it to the playoffs so if they get good we’re in big trouble.”
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Wow, perfect outside corner pitch by Ohman.
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I'm sure it's the kool-aid,
…but Ohman is looking OD-roster-worthy.
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scouting out your next bf?
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MOM!!!! STACEY IS MAKING FUN OF MEEEEE!!!!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
no way could I be zk's mom
he’s like, 40 years older than me
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eh? what'd ya say?
sorry, let me get out my ear horn.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I SAID YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR PILLS, GRAMPS
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GET OFF MY LAWN, WHIPPERSNAPPER
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I'm surprised you're even posting here
Aren’t people your age afraid of technology?
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[You will see my response when I complete all of my punch cards]
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Classic
Actual pink hats in the stands behind the batter.
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A 4 pitch AB for Wiggy
Double the amount of pitches he saw in his first two ABs combined.
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Nick, please lay off the high fastballs.
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miggy!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I love Jim Palmer
But I’m glad they’ve got Dave Johnson in here instead of him because Gary’s Red Sox fawning alone is almost too much to take.
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OK
so I was not very happy with the Tejada signing but it is really getting me excited to see him back in an O’s uniform. Can’t even explain it, really.
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
Stacey, is your profile pic a Natty Bo and a crab cake?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions
Yes
I took that pic on my phone at Faidley’s last year on Opening Day and sent it to 2632 to make her jealous.
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Nice catch #82!
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Abreu again!
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He's kind of awesome.
Can he play short? Because he’s giving Andino a run for his money.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Another nice play by Abreu
I should email that chick back and apologize for being so flip before.
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I hate to point it out,
but does B-Rob make either of those?
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don't hate to point it out
it’s a question that’s going to be asked a lot in the next few years.
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zing!
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
you caught me
I’m a misogynist
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Is "chick" really supposed to be that pejorative/condescending/whatever?
I’ve always just thought of it as the female equivalent of “dude” or something.
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ha ha that's funny
originally my subject line was “chick=dude” but I changed it.
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stacey,
The term "dude" is not complimentary and in fact is a form of derision used to address a fool who is pretending to be more than he is (ie: Dude Ranch).
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
** snark alert **
dude, it was a reference to another comment in another thread.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
ahahahahaha
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i've gotten in trouble for saying chick before
so i tend to avoid it now
back in my younger, more militant days
it might have ruffled my feathers, but I’ve mellowed considerably.
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I like "skirt" better
It’s get a much better response.
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My favorite is broad
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oh, "broad" is awesome.
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filly
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Doll is a bit condescending
Even for me :)
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You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
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I figure I'm not going to get along with chicks who have a problem with the word "chick"
So it’s kind of like a handy filter.
For what it’s worth, to me it’s the opposite gender equivalent to “dude” as well.
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Just doesn't roll off the tongue
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
yeah too many syllables.
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Context, subject, and audience
A friend of mine likes to use “boy” to address his friends and men around his age. He used it once out of habit with an African-American. It was poorly received, to say the least.
by perpetualstudent on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
that's why i like preseason baseball and football
you see lots of guys giving 140%
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Kam with the K.
At least he got ones of those outs himself. Great defense that inning.
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did the real just see an ad suggesting Garett Atkins batting cleanup?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:56 PM EST reply actions
That was bad, Did I really just...
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
MLBN is showing the O's and Pirates on Wed
I assume it won’t be blacked out in Maryland.
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I don't know
if they stay on their same schedule it would be Millwood I think. But they’ve been saying Bergy might be ready mid-week so that would be preferable.
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Per Roch
Brad Bergesen completed another live batting practice session and is scheduled to start Wednesday night against the Pittsburgh Pirates in Bradenton.
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Hallejuah! (sp?)
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
almost
Hallelujah.
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well there you go!
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Oof. Just looked at Abreu's minor league stats.
Dude needs to learn to take a walk if he ever wants to get to the majors.
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He did just get another hit, however.
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this Abreu kid is doing his thing
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Can we safely say that today, Abreu is Birdland?
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we should start doing a special spring training MBP.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Can spring training really be Birdland?
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
there can be birdland happenings, for sure
MBP is kinda a stretch
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Watched him 2 years ago at Delmarva. Good kid, works hard.
He’ll be on someones big league roster in 2011, 12 at the latest
I don't know
He’s 25 years old this year. Two more years in the minors and he’ll officially be filler.
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Florimon is a skinny guy
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wow
the young guys are making their presence known
Switch Hitting Jesus sounds like a giant in that commercial
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:09 PM EST reply actions
because he is.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Did Dave Johnson
just compare Jason Berken to Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz?
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I think he just said they didn't do awesome their first year either.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
OH yeah
and they’re totally the rule to live by and expect, not some kind of Hall of Fame caliber abberation…
Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.
He will be in the hall of fame.
You don’t see it?!
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
He might be getting a little ahead of himself there.
"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks
When Berken goes into the HOF in 2033, I'll come back to this thread and laugh at you
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
If that happens
I won’t mind being laughed at.
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what did they put in your hot dog? ;)
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
ahahahahah
I can’t wait.
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Lou can catch!
…
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Lou caught that fly ball
DEAL WITH IT
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST reply actions
Solar outage? WTF?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions
Soooomebody needs to use the potty.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Not bad, Berken.
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"hey let's just show a shot of the sun
that’ll be fun"
How did Guts look?
Daughter had tryouts for county rec softball. She pitched lights out. I was amazing to catch. So, regardless of this game, it’s been a good day for me. :)
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I was amazED WHILE catching
My actual catching actually sucks
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"I was amazing to catch"
actually sounds like you were pitching very well
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Oh, hell no
My pitching sucks worse than my catching, exceeded in sucking only be my hitting. Decent glove, though.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
well, it's important to start somewhere.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Great first inning, not so much in the second.
Got out of the jam without too much damage, though.
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and, no homers!!!!!!!!!!!
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
There's an improvement.
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when the sun gonna freak out?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions
Ok so I bought this jar of pickles
and I’ve been wanting to have some for a snack but I just cannot get the lid off. I sort of want to walk next door and ask my neighbor to open it but 1) I feel like a dork doing that, and 2) I’m wearing pajamas. Don’t judge me!
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Do you own a can opener?
use the hook like thing on the side to break the seal.
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omg that worked!
Gregory O is my hero!
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I'm way too lazy
to actually put any effort into opening anything. Which forces me to be creative.
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Awesome!
Now you can enjoy……pickles?
Yuck.
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mmmm bread and butter pickles
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if you don't want to be judged, then why are you posting it?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Now who's a sterotype
who needs a big strong man to open a can :)
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It doesn't have to be a man
It just has to be someone stronger than me. Or, as it turns out, someone who knows their way around a can opener.
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tap the top of it heavily all around with the handle of a plain knife
it makes it easier to break the seal.
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I tried that, didn't work
same for hot water. But now I have a new trick. yay!
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Whenever that happens, I always bang the edge of the lid on the counter
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
Nice job getting the lead runner.
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Boy, this guy isn't fooling anyone.
Even the one out we got was a shot up the middle.
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Pull Gabino already
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Thank God he won't be in our BP next season
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions
Wieters says "np"
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when's the sun gonna go crazy?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions
It probably won't
It’s not something they can predict. I spent a week in Sarasota last year for my sister’s wedding, and it just sorta happens sometimes.
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what the fuck are you tlaking about?
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i think they said earlier there was gonna something strange with the sun
pretty sure it’s a solar eclipse.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh. Bach.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
and of course now that this game is getting interesting
i have to go to my stupid campus job
Lots of douchebags behind home plate today.
With one extra special douchebag.

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Oh no you didn't!
Screen grab AND circle.
Nice.
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i personally hate green hats more.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I hate all Boston hats.
But the green one’s especially
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Dang, Hernandez.
2 up, 2 K’s.
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Ok, that Dr. ad was f-ing awesome.
Just awesome.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions
Watch your mouth, you man!
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
hey, I didn't say the actual word, did I?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer "effing"
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It's the thought that counts...
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Holy shit, AJ's got some guns!
As in large arms, not Luke’s best friends.
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
They used to say the same thing about Gilbert Arenas
In both senses.
by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
I love how he was "thinking about the team"
when he took 111 million instead of 128 million or something like that. lol. They got good return in that investment : )
Grrr...
Stop talking about Felix being on the bench, guys.
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If Reimold isn't ready by OD, I fully expect Pie to be in LF
I will punch Trembley in the face if he Puts Scott there instead.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
John Gibbons?
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Largest crowd in Ed Smith history
Suck on that Reds!
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How many can the stadium sit?
Seems like alot of empty seats for the largest crowd ever.
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Sure, in the 8th inning
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
I googled it,
it says the stadium has a capacity of 7,500. So somebody has the wrong information.
"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks
There were lots of people standing
at least at the beginning of the game
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
That's a fire hazard
"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks
Standing room tickets????
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Yeah, I think so
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
The attedance was 8,088
They had standing room tickets in the aisle between the box and terrance seats.
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I love MLB network even more now.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions
are you still having to try hard at this?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
i see lots of talents and no gaping holes anywhere really
even the bullpen looks like it’s going to be better
what if they come out and tear the shit out of the AL ….. would you be dumbfounded?
shhhhh.
i actually posted about this a few weeks ago.
if the pitching is even marginally competent this year I think we’re actually looking at better than .500
IF IF IF.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I would be estatic, and shocked to my core.
If we were in the AL Central? Not so much. In the AL East????
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
you're probably right
it’s just that in other years i’ve either
a) delusionally convinced myself they had a chance or
b) correctly reasoned they had no chance
but this year i’m not comfortable with either of those. i’m in unfamiliar territory.
Holy crap, Hernandez is tearing up today.
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Cool, David Hernandez doesn't look like a steaming pile of dung today.
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Wind-blown
Totally. At OPaCY, 3 up, 3 down.
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6 UP 6 DOWN
Color me impressed. He threw exactly one ball.
Well, that particular inning, anyway
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Hernandez is looking promising
That’s some sweet off-speed stuff he’s throwing.
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dare i say, closer of the future?
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
We just jinxed him.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:00 PM EST reply actions
We just HAD to say something, didn't we?
"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal
like seriously?
we have to have “let’s go red sox” cheers at SPRING TRANING?
i can’t wait until we are beating those massholes regularly
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rhyne hughes
aka the guy we got for ZAUN
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions
ESPN is currently showing Flag Football.
This sounds like some ESPn would do in the 80’s.
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:17 PM EST reply actions
When you weren't alive in the 80s, you can't talk about what ESPN did in the 80s!
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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
hands up
everyone who remembers ESPN’s Australian Rules Football marathons in the early years.
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Love watching that on setanta
That and gaelic football, which took me 3 full matches to figure out how you score.
Hells yeah
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does anyone think tejada can get homer #300 this year?
he’s at 285 right now, he hit 14 last year, I think he should get it considering all of the relatively hitter-friendly parks he’ll be at this year.
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I'd say yes
He’s got 15 in him.
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