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GameThread: Red Sox @ Orioles, 1:05 p.m.

Baseball on TV today! I love that! 

Jeremy Guthrie makes his second start of the spring. In his first he pitched 2 innings with 1 hit and 1 walk. Let's make it two good ones in a row, Guts. He'll be faced by Clay Buchholz who has yet to pitch this spring. 

Yeah, I'm excited. Green grass, blue skies, orange and black uniforms, Adam Jones, Nick Markakis, all on my television. 

Lineups:

Adam Jones CF
Ty Wigginton DH
Nick Markakis RF
Miguel Tejada 3B
Matt Wieters C
Luke Scott LF
Garrett Atkins 1B
Miguel Abreu 2B
Cesar Izturis SS

Jacoby Ellsbury CF
J.D. Drew RF
Victor Martinez C
David Ortiz DH
Jeremy Hermida LF
Jed Lowrie 3B
Tug Hulett 2B
Yamaico Navarro SS
Aaron Bates 1B

Let's Go O's!

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Can't wait

Woke up at 10 am the day after a “long night” to see the boys on the teevee.

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

ok I'm ready!

Ahhh…Gary Thorne. Good to hear.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

Oh god, real baseball on my TV

Gary and Amber and I don’t know who’s doing color.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

Joe Angel still out

:(

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Mar 7, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Fred said on Friday he'll be back on the March 17th

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw,Tug Hulett

There’s a Red Sox I can’t hate.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

it's so pretty

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

bye bye Jacoby!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

Guts struck out Ellsbury?

What’s going on?

On another note, is this in SD only?

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

I'm watching in HD

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hm.

I’m watching on MLB.tv and only getting SD.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

K'd Ellsbury, Drew fly out to RF

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Rooting for Guthrie

This team stacks up a lot better when he doesn’t suck.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

Any word on how long Guts will pitch today?

I haven’t been online at all this morning.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:12 PM EST reply actions  

40ish pitches, I think

or 3 innings

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all think Ortiz is gonna suck this year?

Getting old, off the roids, halfway sucked last year.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Nice start, Guts

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously.

That fly to RF scared me a little, but 2K’s? Nice.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but it looked up in the wind a bit

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was.

Not saying I was worried Guts is back to 2009, just that it was a bit close.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Jonesy pops up on the first pitch

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Mar 7, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

Way to make Buchholz work, guys

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

You have just earned

my undying gratitude. Unless I turned it on just to see some horrendous baseball. In which case slightly less undying gratitude

by OsandRoyals on Mar 7, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

my hero

this absolutely made my day!!

by Gorilla Bird on Mar 7, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome!

what is this justin.tv?

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Markakis

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

NICKY MARKAKIS

is a MONSTER!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

You see JD, this is why Nick better than you.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Down and in, crushed.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

Aw Miggi

Just like old times.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

Dave is at the game today

Maybe he’ll be on tv.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

Miggy took a walk?

This is rare, no?

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions  

for real

He never walked much but I was looking at his stats the other day and last year his BB% was 2.8. Who even knew that was possible?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Wieters

love.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

Man, I really wish I could watch this game.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't you move to Orioles territory?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

jerk

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he doesn't even live here.

And he’s watching something with Sylvester Stallone in it.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh if it's over the top

it’s ALMOST understandable. What’s not to love about an arm wrestling truck driver winning over his snotty kid?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that's just wrong

Don’t worry, you have the entire season to watch Orioles baseball right on your TV.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm getting my own damn TV.

For my Orioles Baseball viewing pleasure and convenience.

I can’t even explain how exciting it is to be in the MASN viewing area.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww, that was a really weak Luuuke cheer...

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

Wieters is so good at baseball

Clay Buchholz intentionally walks him to pitch to Luke Scott in a grapefruit league game

by Kooz on Mar 7, 2010 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

Game is in HD on MLB Network...

Much better than the SD MLB.tv feed.

by dkdc on Mar 7, 2010 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

ha ha this guy likes ice dancing and that makes him less of a man!

Hiarious, FIOS.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

That should be a short shelf life commercial now the winter games are over..

You know there’s going to be that one commercial that just pisses everyone off when they show it 20 times a game

by mpire on Mar 7, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon Guts

shut it down

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

Grounder to Izzy would be really nice...

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Where did that miss, blue?

Jerkass.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

aw your first ump insult of the season

NOW it feels like baseball.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, the first of many, I'm sure.

We just need OsFan21 in here cursing and we’ll be in regular season form

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow the Red Sox even get calls in ST

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

No cheers for the home team

I went to an O’s-Sox spring training game last year and it was probably 90% RSN.

Lucklily the Red Sox had only brought 1 or 2 players anyone had ever heard of across the state, so it emptied out pretty quickly.

by dkdc on Mar 7, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

They're even closer to the Red Sox now so it'll be even worse

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i might be late but why is wieters #32?

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

That was his # his whole life

But when he came up Jamie Walker had it, so he switched this year.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no recollection of this Jamie Walker character

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

nice play, Miggy

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Nice play by Miggi there

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Nice play, Miggy.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

C'mon, Guts...

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

welcome back Guthrie...welcome the fuck back

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on Mar 7, 2010 1:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

This going to be 2 innings?

When do they start stretching out the starters?

by mpire on Mar 7, 2010 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

Well he got out of it

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Ho-ho, Guts got lucky on that one.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

AJ commercial

nice.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, at least Adam didn't hurt himself shooting that spot.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

Hadn't seen that Adam Jones commercial

Not bad. Love the angry bird logo in the background.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

I... I'm getting my hopes up for Atkins.

I shouldn’t, and I don’t want to, but I am all the same.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not

I hope that by the end of the year he makes me look like a fool, because I refuse to believe he’s gonna be good.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Atkins was the best acquisition of the winter, IMO

That’s not saying much, really, but of all the players brought in, Atkins is the youngest and has the most upside.

by dkdc on Mar 7, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There we go Garrett Atkins

It kinda looked like he just threw his bat out there hoping it would work out.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

Izzy with the RBI on the Bmore Chop

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

lol, nice, Izzy.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

Dr. Jones!

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

yes yes yes

good times in sarasota

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jonesy!

man watching these guys is great.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

...Wiggy...

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

Nick's wife is pregnant again

I guess she didn’t mind the beard that much.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

She could have stepped out

it’s been known to happen.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather not speculate on that

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

They could go on Maury and get to the bottom of that

I’d watch that episode.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

alright

we got two

we’ve had worse innings

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

Gary is schooling us on George

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Who is Chris George?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Dave is just full of sunshine

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

ha! Luke

It wasn’t pretty, but he caught it.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

The wife is staying home to visit with her annoying sister!

So the man has to leave his own home and go to work just to get away from them!

FIOS does love its gender cliches, it appears.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

You've gotta admit.....

….women can be pretty annoying :)

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I admit nothing

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So?

When is it ever a good idea to poke fun at half your potential market?

by perpetualstudent on Mar 7, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just kidding.

It’s just a cable commercial. I don’t see the big deal either way.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they just show

that Wieters led all AL rookies in batting average? At catcher?

by OsandRoyals on Mar 7, 2010 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know how I feel about the new MASN music

Maybe I’ll get used to it, but it seems overly melodramatic.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh

Two called third strikes in a row. Wiets and Atkins

by OsandRoyals on Mar 7, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Aloha!

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
Fear The Turtle!!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hendrickson!

I’ve heard of this guy!

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

OH MAN

BASEBALL ON TV!!!!!!!!!!

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, another staple of spring

Pitchers getting their running in during the game.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Johnson's commentary so far.

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Fear The Turtle!!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

wowo! nice play, kiddo

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, great play.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, a great play by Abreu

Get him a number south of 80.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

I like 80

it’s distinctive.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

why don't we wear orange unis during games?

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Fear The Turtle!!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

We want to look nice for the cameras

I like the idea of orange unis (see my avatar) but I don’t like how they are currently implemented.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like the current BP jerseys

Except for that white and black thing on the sides. The font of the names and the Orioles script is pretty sharp IMO.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's Abreu?

Just caught the replay of that, it was nice!

by OsandRoyals on Mar 7, 2010 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Played at Bowie last year

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know about him

Is when i said the other day I wasn’t losing any sleep over what him making an error some girl sent me an email telling me I should be nicer and think of his friends and family.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Was her last name Abreu?

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

haha no

she was like, friends with his cousin or something. I don’t know, man. Getting random emails from people is still very strange to me. Some person Friday night emailed me all about his experience going to the game that night. I don’t know if he was a Camden Chatter or what he hoped I’d do with that info. I guess he just wanted me to know.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

that was me.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

liar.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice job, Hendo.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

hendo

keeping this low key

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

that AJ ad was awesome.

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
Fear The Turtle!!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

Aw, Abreu. Stupid atom balls.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

They're not saying Boof...

They’re saying “boooo!” Or I am, at least. (Though it’s hard not to root for a guy coming back from injury, in the abstract.)

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

It's hard not to root for a guy named Boof

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I also have a soft spot for twins

lovable underpaid underdogs in a plastic wrap stadium

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll have an even softer spot for them.....

…when they’re freezing their asses off outdoors this year.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

they're outdoors now

and spending money. I think their payroll is about up to $100M

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

but now my brother’s moving there so I guess I have a more legitimate reason to root for them

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I can hear the ghost of Johnny Cash right now

… “My name is BOOF! How do you do? Now you gonna die!”

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Mar 7, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Our 2010 season

Basically depends on how we play against the Red Sox and the Yankees. Did we win more then 3 games against the Sox last year?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

2.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, that's new

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, they can shut up about the HD thing now, since I'm not getting it for whatever reason.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

Will Ohman is rocking the high socks

Nice.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Beat me to it.

I officially want him to be the lefty specialist now.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY AMBER!!!

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Is Guts sporting a p* broom there?

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I can't tell in that little picture

I didn’t notice any facial hair when he was pitching

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the picture as fill screen before

he looks like he’s trying to skirt the policy. give ’em hell. guts!

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a new one.

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by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohman looks good

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

Wieters has had to block some pitches today.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

I loved in that NESN article yesterday

how the writer was like, “The Orioles being crappy is basically the reason the Red Sox ever get enough wins to make it to the playoffs so if they get good we’re in big trouble.”

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, perfect outside corner pitch by Ohman.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sure it's the kool-aid,

…but Ohman is looking OD-roster-worthy.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

scouting out your next bf?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

MOM!!!! STACEY IS MAKING FUN OF MEEEEE!!!!

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

no way could I be zk's mom

he’s like, 40 years older than me

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

eh? what'd ya say?

sorry, let me get out my ear horn.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I SAID YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR PILLS, GRAMPS

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN, WHIPPERSNAPPER

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm surprised you're even posting here

Aren’t people your age afraid of technology?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

[You will see my response when I complete all of my punch cards]

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

PUT YOUR TEETH BACK IN

We’ve got company!!!

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic

Actual pink hats in the stands behind the batter.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

A 4 pitch AB for Wiggy

Double the amount of pitches he saw in his first two ABs combined.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

Nick, please lay off the high fastballs.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

miggy!

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

I love Jim Palmer

But I’m glad they’ve got Dave Johnson in here instead of him because Gary’s Red Sox fawning alone is almost too much to take.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

OK

so I was not very happy with the Tejada signing but it is really getting me excited to see him back in an O’s uniform. Can’t even explain it, really.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

Stacey, is your profile pic a Natty Bo and a crab cake?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

I took that pic on my phone at Faidley’s last year on Opening Day and sent it to 2632 to make her jealous.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

and it worked.

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by 2632 on Mar 7, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice catch #82!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

That's exactly what I said

but I read his number as 63 for some reason.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Mar 7, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Abreu again!

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

He's kind of awesome.

Can he play short? Because he’s giving Andino a run for his money.

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by Gonfoo on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

played 3 games there in 2005, none since

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Another nice play by Abreu

I should email that chick back and apologize for being so flip before.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

I hate to point it out,

but does B-Rob make either of those?

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubtful

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

don't hate to point it out

it’s a question that’s going to be asked a lot in the next few years.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

zing!

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you caught me

I’m a misogynist

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Is "chick" really supposed to be that pejorative/condescending/whatever?

I’ve always just thought of it as the female equivalent of “dude” or something.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ha ha that's funny

originally my subject line was “chick=dude” but I changed it.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

stacey,

The term "dude" is not complimentary and in fact is a form of derision used to address a fool who is pretending to be more than he is (ie: Dude Ranch).

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

dude

you just blew my mind

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

** snark alert **

dude, it was a reference to another comment in another thread.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahaha

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

back in my younger, more militant days

it might have ruffled my feathers, but I’ve mellowed considerably.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I like "skirt" better

It’s get a much better response.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite is broad

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, "broad" is awesome.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

filly

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

that one should go over well.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Doll is a bit condescending

Even for me :)

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You call him Dr. Jones, doll!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I figure I'm not going to get along with chicks who have a problem with the word "chick"

So it’s kind of like a handy filter.

For what it’s worth, to me it’s the opposite gender equivalent to “dude” as well.

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Just doesn't roll off the tongue

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah too many syllables.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Context, subject, and audience

A friend of mine likes to use “boy” to address his friends and men around his age. He used it once out of habit with an African-American. It was poorly received, to say the least.

by perpetualstudent on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why i like preseason baseball and football

you see lots of guys giving 140%

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Kam with the K.

At least he got ones of those outs himself. Great defense that inning.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

That was bad, Did I really just...

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

MLBN is showing the O's and Pirates on Wed

I assume it won’t be blacked out in Maryland.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

if they stay on their same schedule it would be Millwood I think. But they’ve been saying Bergy might be ready mid-week so that would be preferable.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Per Roch
Brad Bergesen completed another live batting practice session and is scheduled to start Wednesday night against the Pittsburgh Pirates in Bradenton.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hallejuah! (sp?)

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

almost

Hallelujah.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

well there you go!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Oof. Just looked at Abreu's minor league stats.

Dude needs to learn to take a walk if he ever wants to get to the majors.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

He did just get another hit, however.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

this Abreu kid is doing his thing

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Can we safely say that today, Abreu is Birdland?

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Not a doubt in my mind

by OsandRoyals on Mar 7, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

we should start doing a special spring training MBP.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Can spring training really be Birdland?

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

there can be birdland happenings, for sure

MBP is kinda a stretch

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Watched him 2 years ago at Delmarva. Good kid, works hard.

He’ll be on someones big league roster in 2011, 12 at the latest

by TimF on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

He’s 25 years old this year. Two more years in the minors and he’ll officially be filler.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Florimon is a skinny guy

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Nice!

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Did Dave Johnson

just compare Jason Berken to Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz?

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

OH yeah

and they’re totally the rule to live by and expect, not some kind of Hall of Fame caliber abberation…

Bedard says he doesn't care and thinks goals are pointless.

by Andrew_G on Mar 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

He might be getting a little ahead of himself there.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

When Berken goes into the HOF in 2033, I'll come back to this thread and laugh at you

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If that happens

I won’t mind being laughed at.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

what did they put in your hot dog? ;)

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahah

I can’t wait.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Lou can catch!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

Lou caught that fly ball

DEAL WITH IT

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Solar outage? WTF?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Soooomebody needs to use the potty.

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by Gonfoo on Mar 7, 2010 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Not bad, Berken.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

How did Guts look?

Daughter had tryouts for county rec softball. She pitched lights out. I was amazing to catch. So, regardless of this game, it’s been a good day for me. :)

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

I was amazED WHILE catching

My actual catching actually sucks

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

"I was amazing to catch"

actually sounds like you were pitching very well

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, hell no

My pitching sucks worse than my catching, exceeded in sucking only be my hitting. Decent glove, though.

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

well, it's important to start somewhere.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Great first inning, not so much in the second.

Got out of the jam without too much damage, though.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

and, no homers!!!!!!!!!!!

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There's an improvement.

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

when the sun gonna freak out?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

Ok so I bought this jar of pickles

and I’ve been wanting to have some for a snack but I just cannot get the lid off. I sort of want to walk next door and ask my neighbor to open it but 1) I feel like a dork doing that, and 2) I’m wearing pajamas. Don’t judge me!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

Do you own a can opener?

use the hook like thing on the side to break the seal.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

omg that worked!

Gregory O is my hero!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm way too lazy

to actually put any effort into opening anything. Which forces me to be creative.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

Now you can enjoy……pickles?

Yuck.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm bread and butter pickles

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

if you don't want to be judged, then why are you posting it?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Now who's a sterotype

who needs a big strong man to open a can :)

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't have to be a man

It just has to be someone stronger than me. Or, as it turns out, someone who knows their way around a can opener.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

tap the top of it heavily all around with the handle of a plain knife

it makes it easier to break the seal.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried that, didn't work

same for hot water. But now I have a new trick. yay!

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Whenever that happens, I always bang the edge of the lid on the counter

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice job getting the lead runner.

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by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

Boy, this guy isn't fooling anyone.

Even the one out we got was a shot up the middle.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Pull Gabino already

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by Baltimo on Mar 7, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

when's the sun gonna go crazy?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

It probably won't

It’s not something they can predict. I spent a week in Sarasota last year for my sister’s wedding, and it just sorta happens sometimes.

"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks

by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what the fuck are you tlaking about?

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i think they said earlier there was gonna something strange with the sun

pretty sure it’s a solar eclipse.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. Bach.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

2012?

Nah. Gary was talking about how there’s supposed to be some solar disturbance with the broadcast

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by Gonfoo on Mar 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

'nandez

show em how its done

by scohen on Mar 7, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

Lots of douchebags behind home plate today.

With one extra special douchebag.

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by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh no you didn't!

Screen grab AND circle.

Nice.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i personally hate green hats more.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Dang, Hernandez.

2 up, 2 K’s.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, that Dr. ad was f-ing awesome.

Just awesome.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

Watch your mouth, you man!

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

YOUNG man

Wow, my typing sucks today

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, I didn't say the actual word, did I?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer "effing"

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the thought that counts...

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, AJ's got some guns!

As in large arms, not Luke’s best friends.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

I love how he was "thinking about the team"

when he took 111 million instead of 128 million or something like that. lol. They got good return in that investment : )

by Tetris on Mar 7, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Grrr...

Stop talking about Felix being on the bench, guys.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

If Reimold isn't ready by OD, I fully expect Pie to be in LF

I will punch Trembley in the face if he Puts Scott there instead.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

John Gibbons?

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Largest crowd in Ed Smith history

Suck on that Reds!

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

How many can the stadium sit?

Seems like alot of empty seats for the largest crowd ever.

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by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, in the 8th inning

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I googled it,

it says the stadium has a capacity of 7,500. So somebody has the wrong information.

"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks

by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

There were lots of people standing

at least at the beginning of the game

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by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That

"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks

by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a fire hazard

"I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays" - Brooks

by Gregory O on Mar 7, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Standing room tickets????

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so

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by getxstoked on Mar 7, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The attedance was 8,088

They had standing room tickets in the aisle between the box and terrance seats.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I love MLB network even more now.

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Fear The Turtle!!

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

are you still having to try hard at this?

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i see lots of talents and no gaping holes anywhere really

even the bullpen looks like it’s going to be better

what if they come out and tear the shit out of the AL ….. would you be dumbfounded?

by thewaywardO on Mar 7, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

shhhhh.

i actually posted about this a few weeks ago.

if the pitching is even marginally competent this year I think we’re actually looking at better than .500

IF IF IF.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be estatic, and shocked to my core.

If we were in the AL Central? Not so much. In the AL East????

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

you're probably right

it’s just that in other years i’ve either

a) delusionally convinced myself they had a chance or
b) correctly reasoned they had no chance

but this year i’m not comfortable with either of those. i’m in unfamiliar territory.

by thewaywardO on Mar 7, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap, Hernandez is tearing up today.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Cool, David Hernandez doesn't look like a steaming pile of dung today.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

Oops.

My bad.

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by IHeartMASN on Mar 7, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wind-blown

Totally. At OPaCY, 3 up, 3 down.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

6 UP 6 DOWN

Color me impressed. He threw exactly one ball.

by fishoutawata on Mar 7, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that particular inning, anyway

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hernandez is looking promising

That’s some sweet off-speed stuff he’s throwing.

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

dare i say, closer of the future?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

We just jinxed him.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

*sigh*

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

We just HAD to say something, didn't we?

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

like seriously?

we have to have “let’s go red sox” cheers at SPRING TRANING?

i can’t wait until we are beating those massholes regularly

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

rhyne hughes

aka the guy we got for ZAUN

Don't give up, don't ever give up. - Jim Valvano
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

ah well

It was good to see baseball on tv regardless.

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by Stacey on Mar 7, 2010 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

ESPN is currently showing Flag Football.

This sounds like some ESPn would do in the 80’s.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Mar 7, 2010 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

When you weren't alive in the 80s, you can't talk about what ESPN did in the 80s!

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by Eat More Esskay on Mar 7, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

hands up

everyone who remembers ESPN’s Australian Rules Football marathons in the early years.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Mar 7, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Love watching that on setanta

That and gaelic football, which took me 3 full matches to figure out how you score.

by kba26 on Mar 7, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hells yeah

"The moment you stop thinking you're the best, it's time for you to get out the game." -'King' Mo Lawal

by duck on Mar 7, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Roch’s saying that Trembley was praising Kam Mickolio after the game today. As much as I think Kam has a lot of potential, his inning today was all about the guys behind him. Oy.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Mar 7, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

does anyone think tejada can get homer #300 this year?

he’s at 285 right now, he hit 14 last year, I think he should get it considering all of the relatively hitter-friendly parks he’ll be at this year.

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by danielreese05 on Mar 7, 2010 5:38 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I'd say yes

He’s got 15 in him.

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by duck on Mar 7, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

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