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Rays @ O's Overflow thread: 4/12/2010

O's losing again! Join us, won't you?

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WTF?

That’s the same pitch that they called Luke out looking at earlier

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone give me a link...

…to the story of Gonzalez not being with the team?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Amber told us

His wife is having a baby

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Thanks

Sorry, don’t get MASN in NY.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no prob

I think maybe I read it on Roch’s blog as well.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it never is

one of these days they should actually have somebody with lupus. fuckin throw off EVERYBODY

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn i dont remember that one

i’ll bet that they DIDNT guess that right off the start like they usually do.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ACUTE MENINGITIS!!!

DID YOU CHECK FOR SARCOIDOSES!?!?

Those are the two I always hear… and Im sure I screw up both spellings so leave me alone.

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

you fucking spelled those wrong!

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cushings

It’s always cushings.

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Scott is not Prince Fielder

When they play the shift every fucking at bat he needs to drop one down.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

“the accounts and descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the orioles.”

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DISSEMINATE A DESCRIPTION OF THIS FUCKING GAME?

by thewaywardO on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

this game is

making me ralf… oh wait…

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello Steve

My name is Mike and I’m also an Orioleholic

by O! on Apr 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit Carl Crawford

How does that guy not have a gold glove.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

neither is Adam Jones

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

because the first thing I think of when I think about the Yankees is outfield defense

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

The national baseball audience gets nothing but Yankees, Yankees, Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, Red Sox, Yankees

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

cardinals/cubs were on at least 10 times on sunday night baseball over the summer

we get it, chicago’s bitter and st. louis has albert pujols, give it a rest already!

"nicely done."
http://draftdayencyclopedia.wordpress.com/
we're back in business

by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Die in a fire, Carl Crawford

asshole.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Apr 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Nolan, help us out here

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Reimold

Wait, who’s gonna play SS? Move Lugo to SS and put Wiggy at 2B? OH Turner. Nevermind.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Wierd spot to do it

What, run prevention won’t matter anymore once we score here?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof

Erbe got smacked around in Norfolk tonight.

4.1 6 hits 4 ER 3 BB 3K

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave's clearing the bench

Damn, can’t say he isn’t trying,.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

reimold please, please, please hit a HR

turner coming in next inning

by thewaywardO on Apr 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

oh for fuck's sake

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This Is Birdland!

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus fucking...

oh fuck guys. FUCK GUYS. FUUUUUUUUUCK GUUUUYS

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW I AM OFFICIALLY FULL OF RAGE

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Here ya go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkuOAY-S6OY

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

that’s exactly what I needed.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figured it was

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I gotta go get my ipod and listen to the rest of this album

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"FVreedom" might be the best track

to end an album since “A Day in the Life”

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREEDOM

I hate the fact I can’t type for shit

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotcha

the sweet music of my youth.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not his fault.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was

he started and tried to come back and wiggy got trapped

by Strat12 on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???????

Seruiously, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ty Wigginton with a baserunning play

that would have made teh top 5 of “Why the fuck did you do THAT???” baserunning plays last year.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s just handed down his playoff experience and, clearly, his knowledge of winning.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck this

i dont even know what happened. chances are i’m better off that way

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

You are.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they filming an underdog sports movie?

ther’es a special kind of inept working here.

by mpire on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I ALWAYS

hold out for a happy ending.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta rec this

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAY TO GO CHIEF!!!

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

AND LUUUUUKKE

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly guys.

What did I do in my life to deserve this?

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So what the fuck did I do!?

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You traveled to Baltimore.

In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated

Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done, BSF

You’re gettin’ there, kid

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he follows up your compliment..

by not even commenting on it. makes him look like a little bad ass.

kind of like michael jordan hitting a clutch jumpshot and just shrugging his shoulders like he doesn’t care.

THAT’S HOW YOU POST. THAT’S HOW YOU POST!

by Y Not on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!!!

In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated

Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why...

but this is only the third comment tonight that actually made me laugh out loud. Really.

THAt’S HOW YOU POST

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you like cooking?

In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated

Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lOvE cOoKiNg!!!!

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hell ya.

I think 2 of the 3 were yours, dude.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES! Im crackin' open another

I made a nice chunk of change today with Oakland (underdogs at Seattle) and the Rays (presumably). I might just roll the dice with the Sacramento Kings in the late game!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how very apt

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you chose this life, son

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Yankee country, USA!

Bergen county, NJ! I coulda had class! I could have rooted for a contender!

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry dave

I got your McNulty reference

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a reference

to “On the Waterfront”

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You happy now, bitch?

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You could have been historic

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

On another note..

Got my first mow of the year done.. Guess what song I had in my head as I went round..

Ahm back innn the saddle agaiiin…

by mpire on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Did mine, too

I mostly listened to Pantera myself

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

this is like the Bad News Bears..

next I expect to see Adam picking his nose in the outfield

by SteveBork on Apr 12, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ew

i was driving today and end up at a light next to a girl picking her nose. totally fucking ruined the fact that she was gorgeous.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I could get over that.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i dunno man. she had her finger jammed up her nose. i rate that pretty high on my list of gross stuff.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just assume most people pick their noses when they think no one's looking.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehhhh

haven’t they been in the playoffs much more recently than us? aren’t they much more likely to be in the playoffs again before us?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just the playoffs

they went to the world series recently, didn’t they?

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally off topic

someone just favorited on flickr one of my photos of Luke Scott from the other night. I click to her profile and her favorites consist of pictures of luke scott and dicks. big old dicks.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahahahahaahahhah

this is the comment of the night for me.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And of course, this is happening in front of the smallest crowd...

…in Camden history.

So at least the team ought to get how we feel.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It is..

….first ever official attendance below 10,000.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

What would be depressing as hell would be if 30,000 people paid money to see this crap.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

If official is below 10K, there’s gotta be less than 7K actually there

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want them to record a MASN commercial on me right now

“Im Jon Britton, I bet $500 against my favorite team… in the 7th, I started to get nervous when the GO-AHEAD run was at the plate and REIMOLD comes up to bat….

…. THEN, OUTTA NO WHERE. Luke Scott decides to play Freeze tag between 2nd and 3rd and then Wiggy think THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, ILL DO IT TOO!!!…… before you know it, the Os run their way outta the inning to make me some NICE COIN FTW…

…. THIS IS BIRDLAND BITCHES!!!!"

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LAFSLOL!

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Sad!

The Nats have more wins then the O’s

by UH-60 on Apr 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

mm

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm adopting the Twins.

They’ll be my favorite team that doesn’t suck.

In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated

Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a lifetime O

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So am I

but maybe my adopted team will grow up, move out and get a job, unlike my loser deadbeat real team

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction..

We’ll ALL be paying for that kid forever.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

me?

I’m just tellin’ it like it is… unfortunately.

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail.

I’m a lifetime O’s fan, but I root for the Nats also. I’m closer to DC and am seriously considering making them my primary rooting interest. They are gonna get it together waaaaay before this pathetic organization.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's just a shame

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time convincing myself that it's worth it.

This was supposed to be the year that things turned around, but it’s really looking like we lose 100+ instead.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sellouts...

who am i kidding, gimme the rangers

"nicely done."
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we're back in business

by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Them too, only team with 2 Jewish guys.

So I’ll always like them.

In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated

Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehh

one is only a half-jew

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mother fuck this fucking shit

I cant handle this tonight. Adios suckas.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire Trembly

I like him, but something has to change

by UH-60 on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It probably wouldn't help

but if this keeps going on like this, he’s history. I’m not sure I’d miss him.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crowley needs to go too.

This swing at every pitch philosophy has to go.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

this would have never happened

if we hadn’t DFAed Robert Andino

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

was that Dempsey?

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's saying

“What the HELL are they doing!?!!” HAHA

Some fan in earshot of the camera

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I just got back

Looks like despite all the hate Guts have his team a chance to win tonight. But awful hitting and I see Jones has been taken off the bases twice. Wonderful

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

you're painting quite a rosy picture

this game is a giant shit. guthrie’s the only good thing

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rewinded

“What the Hell are they doing? They start off on top and give the guys innings away. Man O Man, where did all the base…”

by UH-60 on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they suck dicks

i usually stop giving a shit around late may early june but im not going to be able to make it to the end of april. NFL DRAFT APRIL 22 fuck you orioles you suck dicks

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

do we gotta have a talk about why it's insulting to insult someone by saying they suck dicks?

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfect time for a mom joke

although I’m too classy for that sort of thing

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

fucking stupid commercial. although most masn commercials are.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If curling is an Olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. And oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I would like to see that. Ice skating, then blowjobs. I certainly would stay through whatever commercials they had. I think oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it’s harder than curling ever has been. And if you’re any good at it, you deserve a medal.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seriously is an art....

At least from this side of the house it seems like it is..

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lord

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

where is santonio holmes

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

steelers are falling apart and i love it

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are they falling apart?

The got rid of the convicted guy. And the QB is innocent twice.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont believe it

roethlisberger always seems to wiggle outta tough spots. i wonder just how innocent he really is.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not guilty

thats a hell of a lot different than innocent.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben is a total douche.....

You dont get accused of something over and over without there being some truth to it. I know, I know….. “the law says”, but that guy has shitty judgement, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If there were some truth to it…you’d think there’d be some evidence to it. Apparently not….

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

So you know he paid her off? You should probably contact the Georgia authorities with your opinion. I am sure it would be of great help to them in fantasy land.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what i meant

wouldnt be surprised if it happened again.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhh source…or it didn’t happen

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pictures..or it didn't happen

At kleast, that’s what BEN said.

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it says in the constitution

Innocent until proven guilty. He was and is only guilty in the court of public opinion. Thankfully it means nothing.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well see

mortensen said hes still gonna get suspended
the law and the nfl conduct policy are 2 different things
negative pub to himself and the nfl

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dixon will be fine if need be

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are kidding yourself

but not any of us steelers suck
lose to the browns again

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

good one

how can you be a steelers fan and an o’s fan. answer. you can’t

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's be a little more creative

You coulda said, “Now I know why you’re an O’s fan and a Steelers fan, both teams suck lol”

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

That’s just dumb.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were the Ravens around when I was born? No. And I did not jump on their bandwagon in 2000 like every other purple camo wearing guy

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we had a discussion about this recently

rooting for the local team is never bandwagoning. Not in my book, anyway.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said 2000

as in the year they won the SB, not the year they came to town

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even so

Fair weather fan, maybe. Bandwagoning, no.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The did from 1996-2000

You said 2000, the superbowl year, right?

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I said I DID NOT jump because they were good. Where were all these Ravens fans in 1995? I became a Steelers fan with names like Woodson and Bettis. A looooong time ago.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad had Stallions season tickets.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad didn't have a football team after the Colts left

until the Ravens got to Baltimore. Growing up there was no football on in my house.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't have a home team

what the hell does it matter? I live in NJ. That sure as hell doesnt mean I have to root for NY teams. I dont live in NY. Fuck them.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no

I will root for whoever the hell I want to. And you cannot really do anything about it. Sorry bud, even your law school can’t change that.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never saying you couldnt

And i never even mentioned law school. but dont make it sound like anyone who gave up a previous team when the ravens came to town did something wrong

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then don’t say anyone who lives near Baltimore and is not a Ravens fan is wrong for doing that.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think only one person is saying that

Ravensfan52 is trolling you good. He’s got you against the ropes and you’re seeing stars. Stop taking the bait :(

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

presumption of innocence is an assumed concept, its never explicitly negative

A court never finds anyone innocent, they find them not guilty. You cant prove a negative. In the words of Donald Rumsfeld, “the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.”

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

should read:

never explicitly stated

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see you are part of the public court

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

it means i understand the limitations of our criminal justice system.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be arguing

In a couple year’s, dude’s gonna be a lawyer.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll argue if I want to.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna cost ya $450/hr in a few years...

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish

my rate will be a fraction of that for a looong time

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS

There is still the possibility of a civil trial…

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

OJ simpson would be really interested in this theory

but after HIS civil trial, he can’t even afford to pay attention.

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because OJ and Ben are the same case.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly about a civil trial means nothing

Theres certainly plenty of potential liability

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won’t face any jail time? You need much less evidence to prove anything?

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except civil damages can still be crippling

and its not like the burden of proof is nonexistent.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a 100 million contract. I think he will be fine.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

theve gotten worse this offseason

not better

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow…I think we will be fine.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

if by fine you mean not making the playoffs again

than yes youll be fine

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you could predict the season before the draft. That is impressive. You should go to Vegas.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the steelers suck

can you bet on that i dont know
can you bet on a team not to make the playoffs

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a team that sucks

Why do we beat you so often? I think by the transitive property you are implying your team sucks.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you came home with the same thing we did though.

Oh no…you just get a harder schedule

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is you slant at me that I should feel bad we got rid of a terrible human? Good one?

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

My slant is “We are awesome, yall suck”.

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, did CC turn into middle school recently?

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it did

I showed up.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

that’s how you can be spotted at Pickles. Except we didn’t go to Pickles on OD. Too many people. I’m too old for that shit.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pshh

never to old to get plastered in a bar

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

But I am too old to be pressed up against a billion strangers constantly for hours when I can get plastered in a bar that has room for me to breathe.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, yeah...

so, I read plastered as pleasured and thought “I’ll never be too old for that!”

Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."

by dayzd toe on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

booyah

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

live in the now

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah with the browns

"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian

by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are you a steelers fan and an orioles fan

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard.

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, stop it with that shit

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calm down buddy

I’m an Orioles fan born and raised in NJ. You wanna start on me too?

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you be an Orioles fan and a Giants fan?

Answer: You can’t

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

I wish I would have known! I’ve wasted soo many years…

So what do I do to make myself a valid person again?

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

become a skins fan!

then you can love TWO shitty teams!!!

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No thanks

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

by everyone you mean crazy people

then yes.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta become a Yankee fan.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck no

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

become a Ravens fan

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am one

But the Giants are my #1. They play in Jersey. If they move to NY, maybe I become a full time Ravens fan. Until then I guess I have to live on the outskirts of humanity while trying to get my Giants and Orioles parts to coexist.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

good luck

I hear it’s impossible.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

good one

i aged 11 years in 5 minutes

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benjamin Button?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would not surprise me.

by John Stephens on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on now

I root for the Ravens too (though they arent my team) but the Steelers have been a pretty damn consistent model of a real good franchise. Saying stuff like “they suck” is a bit of a stretch.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WITH ALL THIS FOOTBALL TALK

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those of us hoping for salvation from the minors...

…Bell and Snyder both hitless again so far for Norfolk.

And Pedro Florimon has yet to get on base this season. Woot.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

the future looks bright!

how long have we heard that bullshit

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimold's gonna have a weird boxscore

pinch hitter with 0 plate appearances

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I've become a fan of the Baltimore Wieters.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm thinking Diamond Dave might be getting sacrificed

if this lasts another week. Andy can’t let this team start 3-15 or so and not do anything

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he never even played baseball

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earl Weaver never made it past the Texas League

That isn’t really the important thing, IMO.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

earl weaver used to get pissed

dave takes it all in stride like a little bitch

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

There’s things we can’t know. I don’t know why the team doesn’t do much for Dave. But they don’t.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no passion

too passive

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

but he’s not doing anything wrong either. the team just sucks.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

back up the truck back it up

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by Ravensfan52 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's necessarily the best move

but at some point, you have to do SOMETHING

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

trembles is coming back from west coast / boston then he's got 4 v yanks

if we can’t put some wins together it will be sad but he might get the heave ho

and don’t get me wrong, i’m not calling for it. this shit isn’t his fault

but it might happen

by thewaywardO on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to think

its not the worst idea in the world

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am surprisingly okay with this

Orioles don’t have an off day for over a week. This team is gonna be winless during that stretch.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you

Trembley seems to be channeling Perlozzo

by drj on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a suck fest

Who would pay money for this shit. At least my homie Guthrie holds it down.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted Dave gone last year...

Cant believe they brought his cheerleader ass back. I was furious.

Let Captain Hook go coach in Bowie.

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Matusz to start every game.

We will then go 162-0. oh yeah, and have Wieters just bat all the time. Then we’ll win the World Series.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Pie is least doing his job

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie's having a pretty good night I guess.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Pie is good

Pie is great
Lets go eat some PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by UH-60 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Felix

someone doing something fucking right

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

this while entire time, i've had this feeling that maybe, just maybe...

it’s all this guys fault

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

that ain't Atkins OR Gonzalez...

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

zk begs to differ.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.... My DVR just said:

“The reciever needs to change to 9-USA to record ‘The Big Bang Theory’”

And I actually clicked “Don’t Record”.

Im cancelling TiVo shows for THIS….

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I canceled Gossip Girl for this

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA..... I cancelled 3 shows since this started.

The CBS lineup… Two and a half men etc.

I had to choose House/24 and the game

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have TWICE already

and I wish I could DVR CBS shows.

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielders Choice

Whoopdy Fucking Doo

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Gug, at least there's hockey.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don't understand why the universe wants me to be so miserable.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Because you were born in Baltimore

oh wait, we’ve done that already.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually born in Annapolis

high class.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooo, fancy

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

spare me

gouging my eyes out sounds like it might hurt a little bit

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Six hits, three walks, once again one run...

…and that on a solo shot.

Our offensive efficiency sucks Justin Bieber’s balls.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't say it was

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't Justin Beiber like 12 years old?

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

16, says Wikipedia

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

a little old for me

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and there's #4

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can hope

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not too mention

it was the first freaking at bat of the game.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhahaah

I thought this game was over.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

double, triple

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god

I think I might rather just go grade some terrible quizzes than watch the rest of this. So awful. They aren’t even losing fun. They’re just shit on a stick.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 12, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I've got some of those, too

Got done with my terrible essays last week.

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had spring break last week.

Came back today and gave reading quizzes on Waiting for Godot, ‘cause I’m a jerk like that. I think, right now, Beckett>>Orioles.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Godot

was my favorite thing I read in High school

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so maybe we should start asking James F

who we’re gonna draft with the number one pick next year

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Rendon! Rendon!

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've only won once, and Matusz was pitching.

This isn’t a coincidence.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

So we should be good for about

30 wins this year.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, with our overall pitching

it might have been

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which clowns?

The pitching is fine dude.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then let the pitcher dance a jig

everyone else on the field should have to stand there in silence

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just leave him in

and end this shit NOW!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

he’s pitching just great, just let him finish it up instead of using someone else’s arm up right now

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should stop using the DH

maybe our pitchers will be more motivated at the plate then the rest of these goobers

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he's proven he can hit the ball out of tropicana field...


sign his ass and be done with it

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

When Felix Pies is your leadoff hitter....

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you know you're an o's fan when...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and scores all of your team’s run s

Fixed.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got a leadoff solo Hr

Big deal. That isnt the point.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

this team sucks right now. all of them.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about the pure principle of the situation.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"When Felix Pie is your leadoff hitter...."

it means the only guy in the lineup who did shit tonight was batting leadoff.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Da Fuck is this shit?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good

I was worried this would be quick.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah - it's like free baseball!

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T ENCOURAGE ATKINS

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that fucking guy

the only thing he can hit is the ugly button amirightguys?

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this shit

is getting real old real fast

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

likes just like August

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

feels just like August rather

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

To quote Charles Barkley

This is trrrible.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the box, the box that rocks?

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahaha Joe Angel

“this is not his major league debut. He played last year. He played 31 games last year”

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I am starting the.....

UNOFFICIAL LEADER OF THE DAVE TREMBLEY FOR PITTSBURGH STEELERS HEAD COACH CAMPAIGN

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not going to help them assault women...

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Julio Lugo then?

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is this hitter such a douche bag?

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I'm gonna cry

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Goddamnit we can’t even lose with a measure of redeeming competence. We have to lose ugly and stupid.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Why can't we have Brignac?

Seriously. The Rays have like half a dozen above average ML middle infielders. I just want one.

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by James F on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm....5-1

Maybe we’ll get to see Garza for the 9th?

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

siiiiiigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

don't look now...

the on deck circle has a familiar face warming up…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

There’s not world championship of fucking sucking at life?

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

most undeserving gold glove ever

or is it most disappointing follow up to a great individual year?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would rejoice for that

we would actually have to get runners on base…not make little league baserunning mistakes…and drive in a run for that to happen tho

by Strat12 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Fucking perfect, huh? Lovely bunt, Rays. Lovely

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam JOnes just said on my TeeVee that he will never rest...

until he signs a massive contract with the Yankees so he can win a World Series

by brek on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll probably need to learn to hit first

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah...i forgot about that

maybe it’ll be more like Hairston signing with the Yankees than Douchera

by brek on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hereby announce

I hate the Tampa Bay Rays. I know it’s petty, but I hate those fuckers. Those guys are lame as hell.

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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

on the hate-o-meter they're still third for me

but rising quickly. i’ve kind of given in to yankee supression so the rays might be at number 2 if this keeps up

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a good sign

Screw building your team the right way. It really is okay to hate teams that beat you not named the Red Sox or Yankees.

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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't hate the Rays at all

I still view them as some kind of weird science project.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite my username

I wish I had your patience. The Rays can go to hell.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This inning.

crooked numbers.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

zero?

is zero crooked?

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this poin....

I think I’m watching more as a scientific esxperiment. I mean, there’s no way they can go 1-161, is there?

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

One game will get rained out and never made up

by O! on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I always say

the individual losses I can take, it’s the losing streaks that get me and hardly any letup. We have to face these asses twice more.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, if this is phase 2

i’m really scared of phase 3.

by Y Not on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

thats cute that you think theres a phase 3

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phase 3 is macPhail is outta here

And into the commissioner’s office. It will all work out fine for him

by drj on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA

funny joke

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so funny i forgot to laugh

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

“so funny i forgot to laugh”

that was an awesome cut-down in grade school.

by Y Not on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am rubber

you are glue

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

problem.

their closer is not mike gonzales.

by Y Not on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRAND SLAM!

GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM! GRAND SLAM!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

HA!

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shooooooot

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's on base.

HE’S ON BASE!

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

That sock monkey rocks by the way.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LETS GO HOME!

Lets go home!
Let’s Go Home!

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

clearly trashed

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this Soriano guy is a real douchebag, huh?

Everytime he is in the game he looks pissed off and stares down umpires and what not.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

as long as we're looking for random rays to trash

how much do you hate garza’s facial hair? almost worse than beckett’s…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!!!!!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Its ok Luke"

No, it really isnt.

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

With this at bat

Atkins can get his average below .300 where he belongs.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm getting a headache watching this game

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

DD's replacement?

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

when it all comes down to Atkins

you know you’re irreparably fucked

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I hardly think he is the one to pick on

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

always. pick on atkins.

that is, if you want him to produce.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mercifully, it ends

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

O!

"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro

by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck!

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"no, they're ACTUALLY booing you this time luke!"

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

this week's bet

I say this team is winless until the next off day. Who’s up for it?

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ill take that bet

they HAVE to steal one of these games

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, sooner or later

they’ll win one despite themselves

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not

but it looks like gonzo is way ahead of me

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw that HBO documentary on Autism

Rooting for the Orioles mirrors having an autistic in too many ways for my liking.

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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm there

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I going too.

Were are you sitting? I’m in Section 360. Upper deck.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

sec 16

row 2

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I’m using my B-day ticket, so I’m forced to the upper deck.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get upper deck seast quite often

but Stub Hub hooked me up.

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

those are nice.
I just sat in section 14 row 2. you’re gonna be one closer

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

$27 bucks each on stub hub

couldnt pass that up. probably even cheaper today/tomorrow.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch the fucking effort by fucking Jones?

He missed the fucking catch fucker.

Shut up

by O! on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I've officialy adopted the Twins.

They actually are a winning small-market team. What a novel concept that is!

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

lies!

it would never work!

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sticking with the Giants

I’ve had Tiny Tim on my fantasy team for three years in a row now and I live in LA and love to argue with Dodgers fans who don’t know sh*t

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son

We’re not even a small market team. We just stink.

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by jobe on Apr 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybeee.

But now it’s official.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we're helping the Rays take out the YankSox

I’m sure we’ll help them soon enough though

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

these two canker sores i have aren't helping either.

fuck you Orioles and fuck you canker sores! Why wont you let me in enjoy pretzels in peace?!

by brek on Apr 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Great, i went to check my fantasy team and saw that i was doing well

and then saw that it was because of carl fucking crawford. fuck me.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that's funny

im doing poorly because of garret atkins

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 teams

if we’re talking about the same league

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah im in an 8 team league

i have a severe lack of o’s. somehow, that’s translated into some pretty decent success for me…wonder why that is?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felix got me 8 points tonight

of course, Garza got me 18.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Guts give up a dinger?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

???

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFU Nick

“I think we’re definitely ALOT better” COME ON!!!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i think nick needs to cut the crap

“I think we’re definitely ALOT better going to finish with less than 50 wins.”

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell is he supposed to say?

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps batting .143

I’ll give you a billion dollars.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just dont sugarcoat it..... its ugly

Nothing right now says we’re better than last year. Well, the starting pitching is MUCH better (seemingly), but as a team, we look like we never really stopped playing last season. The offense is bloody putrid.

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone hanging around for a while?

I’m drunk and have nothing better to do

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

man

nobody ever brought me any dinner. Perhaps I should get my ass off the couch and try to find something. Or maybe go to bed. I can’t decide.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think bed sounds really good.

I might have to take a shower after this game though.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont bother

you cant wash something like this off

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could just sleep on the couch

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you

I got an apple, that’s all that’s in my fridge that doesn’t involve cooking. But 2632 left a six pack of Boh in my fridge so all isn’t lost.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're obviously much smarter than I am.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

i find myself doing that wayyy too often even tho i actually cook really well

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

I don’t actually do any cooking. The most dish that I can make is scrambled eggs.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't cook either

I like to bake, but that doesn’t normally help me. I normally have cereal or string cheese or sandwich fixins’ on hand. But with my busy weekend of watching the Orioles suck I didn’t make it to the grocery store.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a terrible baker

Baking is too precise for me. I like to think i’m a pretty great cook, but i hate following recipes. You cant just make up baking recipes as you go.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea...i rarely follow recipes

i bake okay tho. made irish car bomb cupcakes on saturday and they taste phenomenal.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

bakers and chefs are not usually the same people. I’m a baker.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my goal in life.

no joke. either become a pastry chef or start my own coffee shop

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you can engineer pastries and coffees?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I like baking

I’m incapable of making things up on the fly like a cook. Wish I could. I enjoy the recipe, it’s like chemistry class.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need something to go with this wine

but everything i could throw together requires more time than i’m willing to invest. Pringles and Pinot isnt really working for me

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, i forgot i went with the shiraz

couldnt pass on saying Pringles and Pinot though

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a bit.

I’m playing MLB 10 though.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to do after games like this

they suck all the joy out of baseball.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a Pirates franchise going.

So there isn’t much joy involved.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to try to rebuild.

And I only or two games each week and sim the rest and with the O’s I would always get to the WS in my first season, so I had no chance to do so.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

only play**

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

why in the world would you do that?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do i have an echo?

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

at least you dont have to try to enjoy playing with this group of fuckers. I like to try to stay true to life and keep the current rosters/lineups. You know how much it sucks playing with Julio Lugo, Marlboro Mike, and Garrett Atkins? Not fun.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did it for a while,

but like I said above they were actually too good. I like trading for prospects and drafting. I don’t like winning the WS in year one.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did an O's dynasty for a week when i got it. Drove me crazy

I however have figured out how to play against myself.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got 'till 11.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

i’ve got till somewhere around there

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack gettin' BUSY!!!!

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

He’s talkin to “Madam President” right now!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHH

I’m behind. I don’t want any 24 talk in here. It’s a bannable offense!

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's hardly a spoiler

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a preemptive warning

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

it’s gonna be a late one. school is all but over and the only reason i show up for class anymore is so i can play baseball.
and because i know what you’re all thinking, no i’m not failing any of my classes, far from it in fact.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

earlier today, I bought tickets to see Mumford & Sons at the 9:30 Club

I sort of feel like a tweed-wearing hipster but I’ll get over it

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

You're hip enough to know who they are

I’m not

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who they are either.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just bought the new Dr Dog album

time for a hipster-off

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I GO TO ARTSCHOOL

(hipster trump card? is that a good thing?)

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you ride a fixie?

art school + fixie = game over

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

I’ve thought about bringing my mountain bike from middle school but I live too close to school to risk it getting stolen. Fuck fixies, I want to go up hills

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

are you drunk?

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahaahahahah

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a thought

can we go find the site that steve-without-the-period posts at, and totally ruin his reputation?

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

You know, at DRaysBay there’s a guy named daveh2 or something, and I always think it’s our daveh.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah me too

I have our daveh in my sig and they were confused for a bit last series.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not know that

he’s the evil twin. I swear.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy!?

Fuck this guy!

(just kidding guy, I dont even know you)

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

he does not think the giants will make the playoffs
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cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at this fucking hipster...

brownie points if you know the reference

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant decide what to listen to though

Tried Animal Collective and Architecture in Helsinki, and neithers working for me. Maybe i need to move out of the As.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you move up to B

the Broken Bells collaboration between Danger Mouse and the guy from The Shins is pretty rad

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, i saw the video for the first single

havent gotten a hold of the whole cd yet though. love me some James Mercer.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other option was Xbox Live, apparently

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've played 1vs100 on XBox Live

There’s a live host and everything. It was surprisingly fun.

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fuckin' RULE on 1 vs 100

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

duck do you play cod???

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

MW2? Only ALL THE TIME

Gamertag: DuckAround

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding?

looks like i’m going duck hunting.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I suck MIGHTILY

But it’s fun after a long day at school

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear to god that game wrecked my life

i forced myself to cancel the sub. to xbox live for the school year. once summer gets going though it’s all i’ll be doing for a looooong time.
and no worries, i completely suck too and all this time off is no doubt making me rusty.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be drunk

but i am thoroughly impressed by this trash talk.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought it was a rather pedestrian shot at my last name. I’ve heard much better and much more original.

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by duck on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was also impressed

He said it with such aplomb. It was perfect

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good noun

SAT word-of-the-day material.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll watch.

No way will I keep on George Lopez after Conan though.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh How I Met Your Mother

awesome.

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by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So Neftali Feliz is closing?

So my Yahoo team with you guys now has FOUR closers. Holy crap.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

quitter

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea i know

but i’ve got class early in the morning. i never seem to wake up for this class after ive been drinking the night before.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

morning classes. I tried to avoid those.

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by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

i love the class, but it sucks that its at 8am. the girl who has been sitting next to me makes it kinda better tho.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

girls and a good class might be worth an 8 AM start time…

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by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i fucking hate going to an all boys school...

anything that can make an 8 AM class worth it has got to be an improvement over what we’ve got…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

all boys school

damn that sucks.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

buddy, you don't know the half of it.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea that really sucks

i couldnt imagine myself going to an all boys school. girls make life so much better. (although i’m not married or in a relationship currently so maybe i cant really talk)

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah do your son a favor

send him to a co-ed school. it makes things easy. although we do have two sister schools across the street, it’s clearly not the same and i can’t take classes with them until im at least a sophomore.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that requires me getting married first

so i guess i’ll get around to it at some point

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

civil war class

awesome professor and an attractive girl. works for me.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

one of my favorite classes in school was a civil war class. good shit.

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by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to get too nerdy, but

mind posting the book list?

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by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no prob

apostles of disunion-charles dew
this fiery trial-william gienapp
the confederate war-gary gallagher (the professor)
for cause and comrades-james mcpherson
a grand army of black men-edwin redkey
when sherman marched north from the sea-jacqueline campbell
the north fights the civil war-matthew gallman

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

almost no overlap with the books I had to read in my various civil war classes. Recommend any of them strongly enough that I should check them out?

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by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite is american government

it’s more exciting than it sounds i swear

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine was a history class too, as far as pre-law school classes go

Law and Disorder in Early Modern Europe. Studied the rise of legal systems in medieval Europe. Things like Witch Hunts and the Inquisition.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

that’s why I liked my Renaissance Art History class.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually prefer

the morning classes to the evening classes. although our studios are 6 hours long (with one hour lunch or dinner break) and our academics are three hours. But I’m definitely glad they start at 9 and not 8.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like morning classes too

just not that morning. my MW classes start at 10 and end at 3 so its nice. on TR, i have civil war at 8 am and then volleyball at 11 so i guess its not bad.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's never enough when you're an orioles fan

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

liquor or otherwise

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shame in pacing yourself

I’m down to about eight Nugget Nectars :( Gotta make ’em last

by PhilR8 on Apr 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had

an Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock during class tonight. Really really good stuff

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

im gonna act like i know what you guys are talking about

and pretend im old enough to drive…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea...i need to get some more beer

ive got one guinness left (besides the one i’m drinking) and a handful of various assorted other beers.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for your liver.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the "It could be worse" file:

Brian Burress just gave up 3 runs in the first against the giants.

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember he was great against MFY because they had like no tape on him.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I officially hate this fucking team.

And all my non-oriole fan friends.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck her

I hate everybody. My phillies fan friends keeps trying to say shit about how he endured a long dry spell with them. Fuck the hell off dickhead.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i know a cubs fan.

nuff said.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck them too

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have money, they make the playoffs often.

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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet they never stop bitching about everything

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kinda like the cubs

not really a fan, but i do follow them somewhat since i grew up watching them. they were always on wgn right when i was getting home from school as a kid.

by twistedlogic on Apr 12, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't stand em

too many SNB games last year. annoying fans, one of the only teams that can say it’s been suffering in a nicer ballpark than us, fuck them all.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just told my Phillie fan friend

that his whole team is a free agent by the end of 2011 and to enjoy it while he can because losing sucks the life out of oyu. I’m bitter.

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by daveh873 on Apr 12, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me to it

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, this a fairly nice bottle of wine

However as fast as i’m drinking it, i cant really tell

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes it's better that way

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i’m not gonna be happy tomorrow when i remember i finished it

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

"i'm not gonna be happy tomorrow

when if i remember i finished it."
it had to be said.

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by danielreese05 on Apr 12, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not THAT drunk

and even if i was, i’d find the bottle eventually

by kba26 on Apr 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put that wine in a can

It’s much better that way.

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 12, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

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