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Overflow Thread: Rays @ O's, 4/13/2010

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Felix what the hell?

He’s still a little rough around the edges.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't you DARE let him have ice cream before bedtime tonight

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a boneheaded play for sure

But it was his third hit of the day. He just got a little too excited.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

now watch us lose by 1

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll have to double check

But I think Scott, Wiggy, Jones and Pie might be on my co-ed softball team’s roster this season

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 13, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm voting A

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

A) Matusz

no question

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

aw damn

Makes the Pie thing even worse

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm...Pie...

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

easily woulda been a run am i right?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nope...

Juan Samuel would’ve sent him home hen he had no business to and it would’ve been an out anyway

by brek on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Pie....cost us a run

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Effin Pie

You could have scored on that double

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

d) Millwood

Mentor!

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by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I credit Wieters for calling a great game

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZAUN

for mentoring Wieters

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll raise you Dempsey

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

They know each other or something?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

a) Matusz’s Fastball
b) Matusz’s Slider
c) Matusz’s Changeup

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I was debating between slider and curve. Sure, why not?

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to like this Tejada guy

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ronnie Welty having a game for Frederick

Two home runs already.

Tillman got knocked out of the game in the fifth – 8 hits, 3 earned runs, one walk, 4 Ks

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Tillman,

not really doing much to make them regret sending him down, is he?

by kba26 on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to say without talking to someone

Could be he’s working on the cutter or something. Results aren’t the only thing in the minors.

But no, you’re right.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to cost us a run Pie.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I suppose we can’t know for sure that Miggy would have hit that double if Pie had been on first.

In fact, let’s pretend that Tejada would have GIDP instead. So, way to go, Felix!

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey y'all

just a reminder to please always speak up when we need an overflow thread. My computer doesn’t usually slow down so I don’t notice.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

all the bloggers have them

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, no

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the city bloggers have them.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the fancy-schmancy big city internet connection

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're not on dialup are you?!?

i thought that was extinct

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

756 DSL

And I had dialup until June 2007

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well my comp is from 2004

and i had dialup until 1999

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh cram it all of you

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for LOST

Keep me posted

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Let me sum it up for you

Blah, blah, the island isn’t done with you, blah, blah, fog monster, blah blah we’re off the island for some reason.

The end.

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Obviously you've never tasted the sweet island air.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

blah blah blah

we haven’t addressed a major plot point in 6 years blah blah blah…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

major hater

can’t stand that crap

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

…still not feeling great about the only three runs on 8 hits and a HBP

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by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're still ahead of the astros by 10 runs

Pujols has more RBI than the Houston Astros right now.

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well that makes it much better.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stacey, this is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YqA8JKjf7Y

re: Remy convo from previous thread

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

aahahaahah

that is awesome. I love him.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

I hope he’s back to being himself this year. For his sake.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's so

hiiiiiiiiiigh

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wieters getting the respect.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

and, conversely, Jones not

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its understandable

Since he’s hacking in every AB

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And shows us why

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones, come on baby

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the curve that you should be swinging at dumb ass.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones needs to get out of his own head.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones is making me sad.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones just looks awful.

Like, maybe he needs one of those one-day benchings awful.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Jones need to sit for a game or 3?

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

CLASSIC Jones AB

swing at two awful balls and take the one hanging curve ball

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

They should just tell him he's not allowed to swing for a few AB's

And after the AB he’s supposed to come back to the bench (unless he draws a walk) and tell Crowley which pitch he should have swung at

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jones will be OK..

Y’all shouldn’t turn on him!@!

by Y Not on Apr 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That last AB makes me think it’s more in his head now. But what do I know?

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silver lining?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

kind of

a little, yeah

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news

Romero loses no-no to Alex Rios homer in the 8th.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

to rios of all people. former bj

by twistedlogic on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that

my friend, is karma

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romero just lost his no-no

and his shut out

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by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Our offense makes me want more beer.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

my thoughts exactly. this is really bad. the orioles offense is costing me quite a bit of money.

by twistedlogic on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh....sweet nectar.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer is not strong enough a spirit

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

just wow

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking kid

strikeouts strikeouts strikeouts

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

AL Cy

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by birdman on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fun

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin Wiggin

I’ll cut you some slack tonight

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

My thoughts

Tonight only, Wiggy gets a pass on that one

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow, BRob's back.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Wiggy

Though I’m guessing no one was ready for a groundball.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

From @BirdlandInsider:
Well it’s near unanimous. Birdland has spoken & over 96% like the orange jerseys in game. We’ll do it every T-shirt Tuesday.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ew

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems too bush league to me

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE THEM

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

they had legit orange unis and not the batting practice jerseys. But I love the orange.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm referring to the t-shirtish nature of them.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure we like it cause they might actually just win one with em

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I literally shrieked when I flipped on the TV and saw all the orange. Loves it!

by O Nina on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god this looks familiar...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo makes that play

but does nothing but K and GIDP

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by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Please no bullpen

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh

this is making me nervous. Two softly hit balls.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

what's our boy's pitch count?

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by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

97

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG

I may have a heart attack

by O! on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

PITCH THROUGH IT!!

You can get out of this inning maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

by Y Not on Apr 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my tummy is starting to hurt

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

my head

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

Maybe they should have taken him out after the 7th.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

no way

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking yes way.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was cruising

and those first two hits were bullshit, could have just as easily been outs.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't lose this fucking game

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Neither of those first two hits were anything

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they didn’t send the runner…

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

navarro is the catcher

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

...really?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't take this again. Not again.

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by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Noooo

I was entertaining thoughts of a CG

by O Nina on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking moosecock

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

shit shit shit shit

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He's done. Bullpen please.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wasn't even 100 pitches.

god damn it.

well, awesome performance!

by Y Not on Apr 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright I don't blame DT on this one

Matusz played so well though

Would have loved to see him go all the way

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done, Brian

Well done.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Really nice job Matusz

Let’s see if JJ is shutdown material these days

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Great game, Matusz. Tying runs in scoring position with one out. We gotta win this one.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

The “Great game” part is sincere… Reading it over it might look snarky, but it’s not.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he needs to go, but I hate this

Now we get to watch our crappy bullpen let in all three runs and ruin a fantastic line for Matusz. And the game, of course. That goes without saying.

by Joltin Joe Orsulak on Apr 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I go watch LOST for a few minutes....

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

All your fault

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh thank sweet baby jesus in heaven

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You Ricky Bobby now?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Lord Baby Jesus...

we’d also like to thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it…

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Lord baby Jesus...

Lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers…

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sons Walker, and Texas Ranger...

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what it took you this long to figure it out?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Wiggy

Stay the hell out of the way.

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by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck me

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by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09

by getxstoked on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh I’m going to cry.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ow...my soul

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I can't keep this up.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

who wants to go jump off the legg mason building?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

well sure

but you never know what would have happened. How about all the assholes on this team who can’t get any hits? Adam Jones has left like 15 men on base.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure but who knows how they would have pitched him with a runner on first

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know you love him and all

but that was a boneheaded play followed up by a double. we can talk forever about them pitching tejada differently, but thats what happened.

by twistedlogic on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say it wasn't boneheaded

because it fucking was. But let’s not act like it’s the reason we’re losing.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give up. I truly give up on this team.

Till tomorrow

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That’s right. I almost forgot.

WE FUCKING SUCK.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

I’m trying to handle emotions in a mature manner.

by Y Not on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Denial:

Not just a river in Egypt

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO YA!

THIS IS WHY WE WATCH THE GAME!

The Drama…

the excitement…

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm crying a little

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!

Fuck this fucking game

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hate baseball sometimes.

Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008

by Eat More Esskay on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

sometimes?

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is way too early in season for this shit.

I mean, if we can’t enjoy baseball in April….what do we have left?

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

he can still win yeah? if we hold here and score in bottom

by thewaywardO on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Ohman is pitcher of record

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't Ohman get the win?

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

matusz could lose tho cuz the guy on third is his runner

by twistedlogic on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

score in the bottom

good one…

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

true...he damn sure deserves it

but if Wiggy is our only real threat…what does that say

by KellRawLive on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, tie or are we losing now?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a difference?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we lost as soon as we took the field in the first

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-3

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it another second

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we're losing.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

tied 3-3

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tied 3-3

But c’mon… we’;re going to lose.

by O Nina on Apr 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind.

4-3 Rays

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just might need an Oriole vacation

seriously, I can’t do this shit for another 8 days straight

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a feeling dave trembley is going to flip his shit...

in the clubhouse.. several times.

and it’ll be all for good reasons.

and then he will be fired.

I think.

by Y Not on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK ATKINS

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FUCK EVERYTHIGN

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe Trembley left a pitcher in too long.

Nothing ever changes.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, i'm out of here.

This is the bestest picture of all the internets! http://bit.ly/aHdCBQ

by birdman on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

what a fucking play by izzy

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Millar and Huff would have gotten that.

Even atheists believe in Matt Wieters

by wickedwitch on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

3R hr by upton right here

calling it

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Close...on an 0-2 pitch no less.

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was kidding at first

but now i think i may have a gift for this

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know if its a gift

I mean, it’s the orioles, we all should have seen this coming

by Trebuchet on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKERS

No one wants to win?

by scohen on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

no, the fact that we want to win is the problem

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction: the fact that we want to win and clearly just can't do it is the problem

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously feel like I'm going to cry.

I mean, it’s not even an exaggeration.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually

am kinda crying a little bit. I have tears in my eyes. Oy vey.

by O Nina on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glee will make me feel better?

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’m turning this garbage off and turning on Glee.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's hope so.

So now my TV is recording Lost (for my housemate) and Glee at the same time, so I can’t change the channel back to the game even if I wanted to.

by O Nina on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's happening to me as well

It’s like they’re forcing me to take a break. I appreciate it.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I hate that shit...

My roommate literally records every damn show/shitty movie on Sci-Fi and also records all this shit on the food network. Its fucking insane and the TV is constantly recording shit.

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And people ask me why I still listen to Slayer...

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

is absolutely awful. Just thought I’d pop in and say that.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING WIETERS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PISS POOR SHIT EATING DICKHEAD ASSFUCK GODDAMN BASTARD BULLSHIT BITCH-ASS

MOTHERFUCKER

"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
Founder of the Don't Boo* Gonzalez club

*yet.

by Markickass on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I might be going a little crazy. Fuck this fucking goddamn motherfucking pieceo of shit fucking team. Why the fuck did I have to be raised to like this fucking bunch of shitheads???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

It to the point of being comical now.

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winning matters

that’s why opposing teams like the Oriles

by drj on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck this shit im watching 30 for 30

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well ladies and gents have fun.

I won’t be watching until hockey playoffs are over. And hopefully Trembley is fired by then.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary sounds so sad.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

will ohman is the man

any time a starter lets a ball into the outfield, the game is instantly over.

by whereswieters on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

THEEEEEE

Wheels on the bus fall off, off, off.

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wanna here something really sad?

I just paid $200 to watch this shit on MLB Extra Innings – and they don’t do refunds. Yes, I asked.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh that's even worse

laughter and no refund…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys!

I saw earlier that we were finally winning one for a change. I haven’t tuned back in yet, but I assume from all your reactions that we’ve booked it. Right? Guys? Guys?

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah. Put it in the book.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I just say

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That is all....

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you shut the fuck up

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, am I?

Well then, everything is hunky dory.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

go fuck that cat already

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahhahahahah

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know exactly which cat

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not posting it here

because a lot of us aren’t big fans of the former governor of Alaska.

Except Wieters Weiners.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

but believes in celebacy...

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's funny that you've actually given that thought

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a quick thinker, just came up with it

Thank god for Randy Failure, you guys are truly blessed

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go GOP!

lol – I cant even manage a smile at your dis at this point bro

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn WW, don't take it THAT hard

And you know you think she’s totally hot with her MILF glasses

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure

The day I found out who Sarah Palin was, I mean, before I knew she was who she is, my friends and totally declared her a MILF. Of course, like two days later I wished I’d never heard her name in the first place.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, a fellow rabid lefty and me

thought the same thing about a year before she was tabbed by McCain.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like

Just because a teenage mom is technically a mom, doesn’t mean she gets to be called a MILF. That’s for older broads.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially if under 18

 still illegal

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

score!

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a stickler for definitions

Her mom is more like a cougar, but I’m guessing she’s just a tease. It would explain her lack of brain power, getting hit for teasing that is.

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more about intention of the term, not literal interpretation

Otherwise it’s just silly.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so when the team moves to Las Vegas in 4 years...

you still gonna be a fan?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, Probably go to Phillies or something

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Orioles move to Las Vegas.

This year.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner winner

I hope they move to Rochester, NY where I’ve recently moved and am still a huge fan, just like every year since 2002

by Andy Hellicksonstine on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

seriously that would make me so happy.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck no

gimme the nats. at least they can get blown out without making it painful like this

"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like watching one of those car pileups on ice

that just keeps going for ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC6GIbg9tvo

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why I listen to the O's on the radio....

because when I chuck my radio out my window, I am not out of a lot of money.

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too.

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to become a fan of some other team. Maybe the Cardinals, they seem to win a lot.

Even atheists believe in Matt Wieters

by wickedwitch on Apr 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

No your not...

masochists get safe words.

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Where's the remote?"

alternately, “Are the Caps on?”

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually go with

“buttercup”

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that 2 Princess Bride refs in one gamethread?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder about you UMBC......

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Love is a closed fist….

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha!

Rec’d.

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on kids....

2 MORE INNINGS!!!

WE HAVE SOME ORIOLE MAGIC LEFT IN US RIGHT!?!!?

haha…. we’ve all gone mad!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

not one drop

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of how long it took

DT to pull Matusz, nor how quickly he pulled Johnson. I’m not blaming him per se (yes I am), but I didn’t like it (no I did not).

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Trembley must go. Immediately.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your signature is gay

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, no

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Community Guidelines

Read Them.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, homework assignment completed

Nice knowing.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I kind of figured since we can say fuck, gay is alright, but I stand corrected.

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Profanity? Completely OK

Using sexist, racist or homophobic phrases? Not so much.

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lost a bet.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry then

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

those first two hits he allowed were total garbage

I thought he’d get out of it.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, they were.

But didn’t you just know they’d lead to runs?

by mlb32001 on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that since the first two hits were garbage

he wouldn’t have trouble getting out of it. My faith was in Matusz.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking fans.

Supposed to grab the fuckin’ ball, assholes.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

and punch Pena in the nuts

its called a “home field adavantage”

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

pussies

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooooooooooo

Matusz has a WHIP of under 1 and an ERA of about 5 for tonight…FML and my 4 fantasy teams. And Captain Kirk.

by KellRawLive on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF Blue?

Don’t fuck our shit, we’re capaoble of fucking it up ourselves

by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie-run at the plate?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s really small consolation, and it kind of vindictive, but since I have to watch this shit year after year, I rationalize it by reminding myself this couldn’t happen to a more appropriate owner.

There may be a tie, but that’s it.

by drj on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

now is where they really start twisting the knife in our backs

upton to rob the HR/extra base hit.
no dobut in my mind

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

or atkins gets picked off

either will suffice

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't exactly rob it but OH MY GOD WHO CALLED IT

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pinch

runner team please?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got here

Can someone fill me in on what happened in the 8th after the 3 straight singles from Matusz after his 8th K

by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

badness

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not reliving it

someone else can

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

no one can fill you in because that would require reliving it.

cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz

by Steve. on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

team pooping

on the field. all over the field.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

very similar

except instead of dogs it was all our players. Not nearly as cute.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oriole's Magic happened.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=300413101&page=plays

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure...

my radio is out in my yard after the go ahead score…

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't make us do that...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that we can say Fuck here without getting yelled at.

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Tonight they threatened to ban me over at the Sun boards because I (literally) called someone a vagina.

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not ok here either, FYI

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you explain to them

that you misspelled “Virginia”?

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I didn’t think the guy had much of a sense of humor to begin with.

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what I say ti Bruce at BB

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by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, we'd have an issue with that too

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why, How is that an Insult?

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

to call someone a vagina?

Insulting people by giving them female attributes is offensive to women.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or dickheads?

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phalus lickers

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Douchefuck

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or fuckstain

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckmuffin

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never noticed how close wieters and wieners

Are one letter different untill I saw your username

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckmuffin for sure.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha never heard that one before

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

like BDSM

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'm personally anti-cocksucker

But that’s fighting a losing battle, I fear. I mean, you know how I feel about fellatio.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's What She Sai....

what…that’s exactly what she said….

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haahha

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit, beat me to it..

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are not!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaahh

you know what I mean. I’m anti insulting people by calling them a cocksucker, because….you know.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

she doesn't like fellatio too much....

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point...

the Orioles deserve to have a whole new dictionary of swear words created in their image…

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think "Bird-land" Pretty much covers it.

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like...

“Oh man, I got food poisoning real bad and just bird-land all over my bathroom”?

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, :"I just Bird-landed your mom"

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that like...

a “Cleveland Steamer”?

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

More or less.

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

so.....close....so

sigh

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Close.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Glee IS calming me down a bit.

Especially now that Finn has broken into song.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

Treme was outstanding, even if it did completely lack a plot. I keep associating it with Glee because Stephen Colbert called it “Glee for Black People”. I’ve had that jazz in my head all day.

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep meaning to watch it

I’m bad at watching TV during baseball season, except in the case of debacles such as this.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loved Treme.

And it looks like the intricate plot of The Wire, will instead be intricate characters and relationships here.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I put up with enormous amounts of bullshit just to be able to listen to that music on a daily basis.

Plot is coming, there were a lot of characters to introduce.

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not complaining even a little bit

it was just weird, I was trying to describe what happened to my Yankee-loving girlfriend and came up completely empty

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good try, Wigglypuff

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else rather have Izturis bat?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I was Izturis' bat

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you wanna go back to starting?

hit the damn ball over the fence

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

So, is this disaster over yet?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry

not that lucky

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give it a minute.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Scott

Please bring your guns to town. And by guns, I mean a Home run. And by town, I mean Camden Yards. Don’t want to anger Ol Bud.

Chuck Norris wishes he had Matt Wieters' beard.

by Jakattak88 on Apr 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way

I was watching on my computer in class and saw the 3 straight singles. After class I got into my car and it’s 5-3. Since it was in my car, I never yelled “fuck” so loud. I was banging the steering wheel. This didn’t need to happen to me

by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SWEET JESUS!

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY

Chuck Norris wishes he had Matt Wieters' beard.

by Jakattak88 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUKE

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LUKE!!!!!

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.

by Vuff on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Luuuuuke Scott!

God hasn’t forsaken us after all!

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe there is a God

"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
Founder of the Don't Boo* Gonzalez club

*yet.

by Markickass on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Luke you mother fucker.

Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.

by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!

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by IHeartMASN on Apr 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

but wait. we've still got to pitch next inning don't we?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oh fuck you and your reality

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohmygod

thisislikethegreatestdayofmyentirelifesofar

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oh

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

by Jonny Pops on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY NO WAY

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy flaming fucking shitballz.

What just happened. Did that really just…is it tied now? Really? Did that happen?

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade him. Tonight. Please.

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please... Please.... Please!!!!!!!!

"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
Founder of the Don't Boo* Gonzalez club

*yet.

by Markickass on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, the bench telling Pie to stay.

Chuck Norris wishes he had Matt Wieters' beard.

by Jakattak88 on Apr 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLD.

May have also been Luke acknowledging the crowd.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke pinch hitting for Izzy

2run HR

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke!

yay!

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

we seem to have

transferred our powers of suck to the Rays. Awesome.

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I just saw luke, like 45 times.

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by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

haha fair enough

now can we trade him?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on.....

You gotta lay off him for tonight…. you GOT TO!!!

Im glad I spent today defending his ass on the OPENTHREAD.

I loved Matusz tonight, but that homer was so BIRDLAND…. I know who Im votin’ for!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best loses come close.

So prettty much, yes.

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by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah fuck. probably right.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three terrific PAs in a row by Atkins, Wiggy, and then Luke. All of them worked the count well. Wiggy ended up flying out, but if every hitter had that kind of PA we’d be in good shape.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we get to be let down twice.

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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUKE!!!

OMG OMG…. I just WOKE the WIFE up to show her it again on TiVo!!!

Now my autographed Scott jersey will be popular at the yard for the next week!!!!

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to say any early season game is a "must win"

but this really feels about as close to a must win as there is. It would just be soooo fucking deflating to lose this.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

disagree

there are no “must wins” in Baltimore

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha true

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now, maybe everyone can fucking relax

I mean the hitters; the fans are obviously in for more heartbreak.

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

where's duck?

he’s gonna be one confused SOB when he gets back…

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

another helpful hint

ALWAYS post a heading when posting a pic, so we can click on it to get rid of teh pic if we’re on slow machines

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dual=processor here

So my bad

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like George W Bush in his second term in office

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you?

Are you here to watch/talk about baseball or try and get your Daily Show the sequel career going?

by Wieters Wieners on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just notice I stayed out of it

and you KNOW I’m not a fan of W.

Go O’s!

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by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confused as hell at LOSt and this insane game

Crazy shit on the island tonight

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

quiet you!

some of us chose (sigh) baseball over lost tonight, and won’t get to watch it for another hour or so

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't even bother, Andrew

he’ll just be like, “that’s not a spoiler!” as though that helps.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How in the hell can that be a spoiler?

What? You thought the hour would be the ten main character fucking talking on the beach about existential philosophy?

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey! I said stop it!

i don’t want to know how many main characters there are!

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

see? duck is such a jerk.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

man he totally is

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

baltimore's actually more like a peninsula...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If memory serves, Pie isn’t really a basestealer, right?

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

no way am I putting the game back on

Y’all let me know when they win.

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by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh God, c'mon, Miguel.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Nobody said life is fair.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fucking sucks.

I cannot believe Trembley didn’t pull him out after the first 2 got on. I also can’t believe he didn’t start warming them up until the first 2 got on. I put this on Trembley. You guys might not think so but, nothing is going to change my mind.

by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I would have started the BP at the 2nd hit, but I would have kept him in the way he’s been pitching all night

I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum

by CoachOfEarl on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn...

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well

i guess there’s a chance we score next inning

by Trebuchet on Apr 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Walk Off HBP

Chuck Norris wishes he had Matt Wieters' beard.

by Jakattak88 on Apr 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

is this the first time we've scored more than 4 runs all year?

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

No

We’ve scored 5 or more twice before.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's warming up.

put the kids to bed folks this one’s about to get blown open

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by danielreese05 on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

EARMUFFS Children!

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like

“RUN KIDS!!! DADDY IS GOING TO BE DRUNK AND VIOLENT REAL SOON!!!”

"The ball always seems to find Ed Reed...The man is a menace"

by UMBC Oriole fan on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better hav e been

“Gonzalez left the bullpen with a case of explosive intestinal distress and will not be available for duty tonight.”

"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer

by duck on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to party in the USA, Will.

I hear you’re into that sorta thing.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Awwww fuck.

There’s Gonzo…

It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks

by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't take this shit. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

It’s a bunch of fucking bullshit Matusz is getting a ND and all those runs after such a good game.

"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
Founder of the Don't Boo* Gonzalez club

*yet.

by Markickass on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, breathe

This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873

by Stacey on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god Gonzo

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

No. No. No.

Why is Gonzalez up.
NONONONONONONOO

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch Hit Homers are Birdland.

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That looked on plate

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, here's hoping they think they have Gonzo fixed

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I just read that as if Gonzo were a dog

no more kids for you, buddy!

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that what the goatee is for?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on Apr 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like calling him Gonzo.

It spoils my love for the Muppet.

"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09

by Gonfoo on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can call him "gonfoo" then

it’ll just sound like we have bread in our mouths.

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I get home from class, turn on the game, Scott ties it with the 2 run HR.

by Capsfan07 on Apr 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell Gonzo to sit back down

Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham

by tgraham3 on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary Thorne:

“If there’s a save situation, Gonzalez will be ready to come in”

God damn, I hate Thorne and all the stupid things he says. A save situation can’t happen for the Orioles at this point.

by NickMarkaces on Apr 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, yes

If the Orioles take the lead now at any point it’s game over – therefore there can’t be a save.

by alexw on Apr 13, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant

Did he really say that? I know he can’t get a save. :)

by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he knew that

i.e. “Gonzalez won’t be coming in”

Outs in baseball are like lives in Mario.

by Andrew_G on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Gonzo’s own sake, I hope they don’t put him in.

by Bad Horse on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for another overflow thread?

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....

by Zachary Beard on Apr 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for The Claw.

"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis

by 2632 on Apr 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

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