4/27: Yanks @ O's Overflow #2
O's up 4-2. RHYNO AND IZZY AND THE GAZELLE
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I still have hope
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We have him for his defense
i mean, he did win a gold glove right?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
killing my fantasy team right now
he’s sitting but it’d be nice to have some fucking depth
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's one month
Look, I’m not happy with his development either. But let’s not get carried away. Even if Jones isn’t helping us win games now, you bat him seventh and work with him on fixing it because he’s a huge part of our next three seasons. He’s good worlds of potential. We need to do a better job of helping him realize it.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
It makes no sense
As he’s a boom or bust hitter right now, so not only is it an extra free out, but it also means his homers are with the bases empty.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
he has no patience right now
his OBP is .230, i know its a small sample size and all, but thats beyond horrible
Yup
He’s not a leadoff hitter. Ideally, when he’s hitting, I think you bat him third.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Just for one season
I want to see a sabr-friendly lineup from the O’s.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
that would require Dave actually
reading the internet, which i feel is unlikely at this point
you're always so even keeled
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well except when Nolan is in LF and Luke is DH'ing
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Just wait until they don't sign some kid in the 16th round
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
ooh I look forward to the meltdown
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I'm not getting carried away
And I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m saying he’s just a liability RIGHT NOW.
even flow
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Aunt Flo?
Excuse me Flo, what’s the Soup Du Jour?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Flo, the cashier from all of those Progressive insurance commercials?
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
WAY before that
Alice, dude.

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Mmmm that sounds good, Ill have that
Feels nice mingling with these laidback……
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
baby rhino and izzysaurus are my captains
by thewaywardO on Apr 27, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I love baby rhyno
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He's growing a little horn right before our eyes
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahaha I'm not sure where to go with this
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Awwww...
we have a Rhyno, a Wiggypotomasus, and a Gazelle!
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S A BEAUT!
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careful what you wish for...
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF was that?!?
A SCORELESS inning from teh BP?
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
No
A scoreless inning by Castillo. Never associate him with the Orioles bullpen, unless you want him to suck.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that'd be spiffy
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I wish there was also a way
to transfer any threads that have comments in like the last 5 minutes over to the new thread. Sometimes the transfer kinda kills the momentum
the seems to be the theme of tonight.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
And the O's are performing well thus far...
Coincidence? I think not.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
16th!!!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Castillo doesn't want to go back to Norfolk
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
when do you think markakis will hit a home run this year
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
Real weak.
Sometimes you wish a guy would have swung and missed.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
as always
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He must be Drinking.....
well, you know the rest
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
....
….responsibly.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
fuck that
relentlessly…..outrageously……..constantly……..
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
boggs-like.
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
For those who are flipping to the Mets-Dodgers game on MLB network
I always thought Jim Kaat was a really underrated color guy.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
double header
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
dumped buckets on NY
they won 4-0 today if anyone’s interested.
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
good.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
JJ
warming up…
"nicely done."
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please no jim johnson
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
I will guarantee he will cause no trouble if he comes in
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
theres no real logical reason
that he can be great in one inning and not the next, i continue to believe that he can be a decent closer
I disagree
I do think to some degree theres a different mental make-up necessary to pitch in the 9th, or at the very least high leverage situations, call them intangibles if you must. And i dont think JJ has it.
right
It’s not the difference in the degree of difficulty, but if JJ thinks it’s different, then it is to him.
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i think thats possible
but the O’s based that on what? 5 inning at the end of last year and 2 innings so far this year? its possible that they have some sort of inside info about JJ, but barring that, we need a much larger sample size than 7 or so innings to say someone cant be a closer
perhaps
I know all of that logically, but I also saw Jim Johnson’s face last year when he was getting knocked around in the 9th and the dude was miserable and scared shitless.
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i agree that its possible either way
i just think he deserves more of a chance, and right now, who else are you going to put in there?
you know who does have it?
That gonzalez kid
whatever happened to him?
I seem to remember something with an anvil…
Maybe we should keep him in a box like the gimp from pulp fiction
and then bring him in for the 9th but make him think it’s the 8th
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
who then?
"nicely done."
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reply fail
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Spot the jackass

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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
hey wait.
but obama’s not in this one…
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha ha, very funny

"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
whatever man
now that everyone knows i’m a card carrying right winger i should probably leave anyway.
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'ts all good in the Open Thread Bird Droppings
Just not game threads.
and you’re still here, so I obviously didn’t ban you.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
i guess it makes sense
game threads are reserved for game talk and mindless banter and that’s the way i like it, i just couldn’t resist :D
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a prob
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Meh
You’re fine by me. I don’t care if you’re a right winger. Just don’t say mean things about immigrants or gays around me, m’mkay?
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
don't say those things around me either
or ladies
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oh i won't
i save that for the actual gay immigrants.
COMPLETELY KIDDING! IT’S A JOKE FELLAS! contrary to popular belief, not all of us hate gay people…
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
And lots of liberals don’t like them…
But that’s the extent to which I care. Vote, don’t vote, all the same to me. Let’s talk about Robinson Cano and how much I want him to step on a series of rakes like Sideshow Bob.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Did anyone see someone used refried beans to smear swastikas on the arizona capital building?
That has to be the most poorly thought out protest ever. I have absolutely know idea what message its trying to send, or if its even for or against the immigration bill (not that i want a debate about that, i just found this hilarious).
that neo-nazis like refried beans?
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he also had syphilis
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you get syphillis from being a vegetarian?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
reminds me of this
I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all.
Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
I'm going to Arizona Thursday morning
I kinda hope someone has the temerity to ask me for my papers.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Drive slow, blaring samba music while eating a taco
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't drive
12 years in Manhattan does that to people.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Word.
I just personally don’t want to hear about it in game threads (don’t want to hear about it from lefties, either). It’s what I deal with all day for many, many hours a week. Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know?
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
+1
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Or all three at once.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That's pretty much a day where you can die happy
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
aand there's my new sig
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That's what we call 'em on my side of the bay
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
this.
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Despite our best efforts.... :)
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Like you didn't know I was kidding.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
did you noticed
one of the sun reporters used ‘twisted logic’ in his Os story today? or was it yesterday?
by thewaywardO on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
haha i commented on that in the open thread
first comment on there :-)
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that....
and just had to clip it to use. Was thinking of you the whole time.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
he totally stole that from me
take a number mr. journalist guy! take a damned number!
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Love you Bill
Coulda used ya pre-game. Some jerkhole named redrummer or something or another told me to pick the OVER 9 (im ribbing him zk). Not looking good at all!
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
With MILLWOOD?
C’mon, that’s an under if I ever saw one.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
And I was late because my daughter had SB practice
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I was leaning UNDER
Then I started figuring OUR BULLPEN vs. YANKEE LINEUP and though things could get ugly and went with it. Seconds after I confirmed it Stacey reiterated my previous opinion on the UNDER. BLAST IT!!!
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
strength in numbers fellas
gotta stick together.
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So did I, actually.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I, for one, would prefer no politics in game threads...
I work in politics. So, please.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Seconded
I don’t work in politics. But I don’t care. Or want to start calling everyone “idiots”
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
I like the second one.
Idiot.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Tex looks like such a goober
Like his parents told him to go get dressed for church….
hehehe, it’s a clip-on
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
could he not afford a tailored suit???
he looks like a fucking slob.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
The rest is occupied by malted hops and bong resin
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
tommy likey
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
I think you'll be OK, they have a thin candy shell
Surprised you didn’t know that
by O! on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I see a couple...
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I can count at least 5
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Another reason to continue living, I guess.
There’s always time.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
mmmmmmmmmm
trader joe’s
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm eating trader joe's food right now for dinner
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
is there joe's on the east coast??
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for you guys.
I hope you enjoy the many hearty foods found at your local Trader Joe’s franchise.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Im Trader Giotto.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Trader Jose.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
trader jose is my fave
their frozen mexican food is sooo delicious.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the frozen
semi-fancy stuff, although some of it is quite spendy.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
oh i do
on a very very very regular basis. i go all the time.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
several
there are 2 within 20 mins of my home in nova. charlottesville is getting one very soon too.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
we have one in brooklyn
it does — i kid you not — $1 million per WEEK in sales
by thewaywardO on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
that is bonkers
rumor was there was gonna be one in the new ultraritzy apartment they were building down the street but I think it’s just a Barnes and Noble
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
how is it?
i haven’t seen it yet. is it tiny?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
those douche bags came into the restaurant where I bartend after that news conference...
Glad they didn’t sit at my bar
TWO. FUCKING. HANDS.
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We need Jamie Moyer to yell at him about that.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
Miggi still has the gun
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Fuck you A*Roid! Go put some more chew in your mouth asshole.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
Uh no Jim
We dont want to give him the batting title now.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
If he gets a hit against Matusz
I will be ready to give him the batting title
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, he hit 368 last april
and finished the season at 320
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a pitcher's pitch he whacked too...
low/away/breaking hard
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
That's what I thought
That was a pretty damn good pitch
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
It's sad to see JJ still has such ridiculous stuff but can't seem to get it right anymore
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
JJ!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Can we track some of these people down?
I would love to have a “Where are they now?” thread, where they are all unbanned for one day.
HAHAHAHA
I love it…… we need to have a CC rehab center.
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahah, i remember her
what was her deal? something about we were all harassing her and she couldnt deal with it?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Who read the bullpen the riot act?
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
menus
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
He just orders 1 of everything
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Solid inning from JJ.
Ridiculous changeup, there.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
So who's coming out for the 9th?
Or do we tack on 10 more runs and let JJ try for the 2 inning save?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
I think Ohman
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
The way JJ was pitching
I’d let him come back out for the 9th.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
BITE YOUR TONGUE
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Palmer needs to be removed from mfy games
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SUBJECT LINE
this of all pictures.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't even give us the option to hide it
he enjoys watching the mods suffer.
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, we could hide it if we weren't so lazy
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
WTF
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
let Johnson pitch the 9th.
If he gives up a hit or walks somebody, bring on Claw Megadeth.
"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
GOLD GLOVE
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
jeter's true colors...
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and yet they're still all over him
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Cosmic Balance
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
lol they scored that a hit!??!? I was gonna post “LOL Michael Kay actually asked how they were gonna score that!” Wow…
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Fuck!!!!
There’s the game, Lugo is officially in the game, so I’m sure we’re headed down the crapper
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
didn't even read the caption
i just saw the face and i INSTANTLY thought of teixera’s ugly mug.
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
nah...too nose-breathey
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i love the pacific
It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck
by Parkinglotninja on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yankees announcers
“ground ball to Jeter…TOUGH HIT, that was a hard one to catch, you think they’ll give him the error for that one?”
Ugh. That's just gross.
Like it’s Jeter vs. the Official Scorers
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
WWDD
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by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
botch it and win another gold glove?
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Alfredo Simon is our closer tonight?
Hoo boy…
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
He's the one who hasn't proven he sucks in key situations
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Exciting is not really the word I would use.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Aren't we all glad that we pinch ran for Reimold before? Now there's no chance of a HR!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
There's only no chance of a HR
b/c wiggy just had his last AB
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That's almost Jim Bowden stupid
He’s on MLB Radio in the afternoons, and he makes my brain hurt more than Rob Dibble. And that’s tough to do.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Rob Dibble and Bob Carpenter are
just awful.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
Bowden's worse.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Thank You Washington Nationals
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
Like I said
give Palmer a mulligan for tonight
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
Stupid
I miss the Gazelle
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awful
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
Hit and Run
Lou you forgot the hit part.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
it's getting harder and harder to deal with.
in other news,1000th comment!
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this is caps/devils country
get that weak shit outta here
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Screw the Devils. This is Caps country.
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-Jack Handey
i know there's a couple pens fans floating around
or at the veyr least one
hmm....could be what she said with the typo
get that weak shit outta HERE
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he's right
Baltimore Sports fan claims to be a Pen’s fan. Good kid, but he’s gotta get that fixed.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
I considered myself a Pens fan for a while
but that sorta stopped once i moved out of pittsburgh. now i really just dont care
he doesnt know enough about hockey yet
he’s still a prospect tho. as long as he doesnt turn into adam jones, we’re a-ok.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I was actually the one i was referring to
but good to know BSFan has a good head on his shoulders
Speak for yourself...
Pens fan here
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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I grew up in Cecil Co. and I could never justify rooting for the Flyers so I took a shine to the Mario Lemiuex and the Pens
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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Mom passed it down to me
also have a soft spot for the pirates, but never got a chance to watch many of their games growing up, hence ORIOLES
"I think [Izzy} is gonna have a good year
he’s working on his bunting"
Fuck my ears
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
HIP HIP
YOU SUCK!
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and when someone else puts him on base
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice throw, Jorge
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
What I am handing you Mr. Posada
is an AARP card, enjoy!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Izzy, a hit here gets you MBP.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
Those are Lugo's intangibles.
Score that as 2 steals.
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i thought they were jorge's intangibles
or lack thereof.
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck was THAT throw?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Posada, True Yankee
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by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
lugo tried to throw out lugo
ball went sailing into center
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing
it is so utterly predictable you already know what will happen.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
We can all agree that Posada is no Gregg Zaun
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
well...
zaun looked pretty awful behind the dish last night too hahaha
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
three throws back to the pitcher fell at least 10 feet short
it was classic. he DID go 4-4 though…
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, i was joking
althoug hI thought he had 4 hits in that game
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he was having muscle spasms while it was happening
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
posada's suffering from chronic old-as-dirt-itis.
so it’s excusable.
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
A few dozen insurance runs sure would be nice.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
CIZZY!!!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
IZZY!!!!!!!!
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Fuck yea Izzy!!!!!!!!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
OMG...hope?
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Ceasr was offended by my down arrow
and wants to make sure it never happens again.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Izturis
MVP.
Plus I heard he’s been working on his bunting.
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Well rounded player, that Izzy.
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
cesar izturis is singlehandedly fueling the offense.
deal the fuck with it. who caught the view of lou’s fancy new mohawk?
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thankyou jorge for that
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
hey
now we know who’s gonna be our leadoff hitter tomorrow
I know, and i think he meant to say it
as in, his use of “of” was not a typo
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
IZZY/Mentor tie for Birdland?
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
A stopped clock is right twice a day
by browsermetrics on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless
Of course, it is an electronic clock.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless it's a digital
then it’s just blank.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Great minds think alike.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I am 3 hours ahead of you...
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Its a double in the boxscore.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
what's this???
he just saved his ass from norfolk.
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don't worry
he’ll get another chance to get sent down tomorrow
eehhhh Jonsey!!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Let's not overlook this
That was a weak-ass swing and he got lucky as hell.
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hush!
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to go ahead and overlook it, thanks,
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
OMG JONES HIT A CURVE BALL
Give that man $25 million a year!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
OMG JONES HIT ACURVEBALL….Give that man $25 million a year!
FTFY
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Who ARE these guys????
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
who knows
let’s just hope they stay awhile.
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
this is win on soooo many levels
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Arod should have had that.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Let's fucking go AJ. Put this shit to bed.
Great time for your first HR.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I want that shirt...
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
A kakes single here and I get my 9 runs
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
yeah it was
Nice to see him pull the ball, too.
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Red Wings up 2-0
I saw this coming.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
Cano just doesn't have enough intangibles
to boot that ball.
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eh
might as well
jeter’s already got it locked up at short, teixera probably gets the nod at first, and, just for kicks let’s hand it to a-rod at third.
there! now they all have matching trophys!
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I seriously think Palmer wishes, at some level, he had been a Yankee.
Most likely just for the $$$ from endorsements, but one does get that feeling.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Maybe he would have modeled something besides underwear.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
but he was endorsed by hanes!
doesn’t get better than that!
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If I remember right
He was a big Yankees/Mantle fan growing up
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Is Nick looking bad, or just not getting hits?
He seemed to be heating up in Boston.
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
Why?
Haven’t you watched all the other clusterfucks?
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
But this one will be even more painful than the last
by browsermetrics on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
they're gonna win
have some faith
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diamond dave
throwin down the gauntlet. love the new approach.
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Agreed
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If matt could run faster
he could pitch AND catch
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what do you mean IF?
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Alfredo Simon
Dont be a moose shit.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
You did not perSUADE me!
Now Joe can't come within 500 feet of Mary. He also can't call her, or burn his name in gas on her lawn. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Joe is me. And Mary is a composite of 12 different women and a small independent film company all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm too real.
by killertomato on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought this was a joke
Looks like I will get my 9 runs
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Starts off 0-2
I’ll take it.
Damn, he’s got some Jorge Julio in that delivery, though.
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K!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
K.
Good start.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
simon says
SITDAFUCKDOWN!
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From Wiki....all of our questions answered...
Palmer was born in New York, New York; shortly after his birth, Palmer was adopted by Moe Wiesen, a garment industry executive, and his wife Polly from Harrison, N.Y.
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
motherfuckin TRAITOR
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a nasty, nasty pitch
Damn, Mr. Simon, that was a hell of a pitch.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
So... uh...
Apparently we’re winning? I don’t know, I’m not sure… too difficult a concept for me to grasp.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
Still getting that outside edge...love it
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Amber
your voice is .. fine.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
wow so millwood wouldn't get the W
damn shame.
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They might as well give him the W
:/
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If we win
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
when we win
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
by Ravensfan52 on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
careful with that letter around here with 2 outs still left
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, strike zone again, please?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Nice.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
OH BABY
THE HEAT
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oh christ.
whatever. GIDP.
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do I smell...optimism? here??
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i smell home cookin'
its only the river… its only the river
by Robinson70WS on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
probably just gas
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL......
what The Rock…..is cooking?
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by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
2 more outs, Alfredo, 2 more outs
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I know mine is.....
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
tell me something i don't know
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck you calling blue?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
He needs to get that ball down in the zone.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
A lot down
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
oh so jeter's waiting on deck.
it’s a big fucking deal around here folks.
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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I hate having to hate nick johnson, poor guy...I hate that fucker.
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
such a quality human being
that is, up until he sold his soul.
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
great pitch
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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LOVE that pitch
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
TELL HER TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Tell that bitch to chill
chill that fucking bitch out!
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for the correction
Correctomundo!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
TWSS
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And so it begins.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Please captain this right into a DP you douchey fuck!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
IIIINNNNNNTTTTAAAANNNNGGGGIIIIBBBLLLESSSS
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He threw something like 5 strikes in that AB
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
SIMON!

b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
this makes me smile
for some really strange reason.
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeter is not a fucking run Palmer
He is about to be a victim
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
i guarantee it
"When you go in the lions den you don't tippy toe in, you carry a spear, you go in screaming like a banshee, you kick whatever doors in, and say, 'where's the son of a bitch. If you go in any other way your gonna lose." - Brian
by Ravensfan52 on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It's fine!
It’s gonna be just fine.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
It's gonna be fine
Gardner? PLEASE.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
we got to get 2 outs before they get three runs
but, of course the ump won’t punch anybody out
by thewaywardO on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
0-4 means upcoming 3 run HR.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
0-2
FINISH HIM!!!
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
hehe

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
just pretend it's alfredo...

"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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If I had Photoshop....
I was going to do that for you
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
OH
Come on blue, you fucktard.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
That's another part of jeter's intangibles
he has a smaller strike zone, and the fence to right field is slightly shorter due to a glove hanging over the field
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
up the blue's ass
or possibly girardi’s
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hi that was strike three.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
CLUTCH K CAP'N
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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Simon says:
Captain my ass, sit da fuuuuuck down.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, WWDD?
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Let's see you call that one a ball blue!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
our SAVIOR

"nicely done."
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Joe Angel says Simon's stuff "looks like closer stuff."
Weaver's Fourth Law: Your most precious possessions on offense are your twenty-seven outs.
sure as hell throws hard enough
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It really has so far.
97mph fastball with movement, 90mph slider.
Could use some more control, though.
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
Unreal
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
uummmm
Salad?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
ORIOLES FUCKING MAGIC OH MY GOD!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"nicely done."
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WTF Izzy?
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
fucktasticles
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
And, of course, THAT happened.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Welcome to Birdland MotherFuckers.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously?! Seriously?!?
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
Right now, because this is over.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
right about...... NOW
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't
you guys still have this
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i brought the good juju!
nice win for you guy’s
by RED SOX are #1 in my heart on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
oh my god...
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
izzy botched a routine grounder
teixera ripped a single to make it a 1 run game
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So we can totally go ahead and win now.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
And then, of course, THAT happened
Did we all starve orphans in a past life?
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Fuck me
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
fucking ceaser
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
I am taking back all the MBP shit I said about you earlier, Izzy
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
Please...come on....just get them out
"Real Orioles don't pout. Real Orioles don't gloat. Real Orioles just win."
someone please tell me what the fuck is happening
in the blackout region
WIN
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
L!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
S!!!!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
S!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I!
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
R!
Even atheists believe in Matt Wieters
by wickedwitch on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Fail
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
R!
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I!!
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
double fail
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
GO CRAZY FOLKS, GO CRAZY!
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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O!
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Simon says:
O!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
R!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
O!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
O!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
E!
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
S!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
BIRDLAND BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
Birdland sucks ass
It takes piece of heart away every time.
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
WOIOAHDASI:DHGADFHIL:GASDF:IGHLAG
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
R!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
L!
Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.
by arlingtonOsFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
E!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
L!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
E!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
we don't get many opportunities
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
we're all just waiting to blow our spelling loads
we’re trying
I feel like
there are a lot more commenters this year and SBN seems a touch slower.
cxcxcxcxzzzzzzzzz
WINWINWINWIN
"Roberts is unconscious!!!!" - Jim Hunter, after Brian Roberts hits his second HR of the night. 9/21/09
FUCK MY LIFE THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
SIMON'S GOT A BIG HUGE SET OF BALLS ON HIM!!!
WAY TO OVERCOME KID!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
wow
it came down to fucking LUGO???
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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He tried to blow it. Man did he try. What the FUCK was that flip???
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
it's like he was thinking
How can I ruin everyone’s night? I know. Bad throw!
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
We'll be fine
My favorite part is that we’re raising the hopes of the Yankees fans.
Close this out big guy.
Fuck, can we win ONE game in a laugher?
This shit’s gonna kill me.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
A what what?
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not cool guys
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
R
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Holyfuck!
the universe just exploded.
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget my last Comment
BIRDLAND IS BEAST THIS YEAR!!!!!
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
JESUS H. JUMPED UP BLEEDIN' CHRIST ON A CRACKER.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
two in a row....
and of course both nailbiters
Hey O'sFan21
What did I tell you? It’s fine. Gotta have faith.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
I was listening to you until that error...after that not so much...
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
It's tough to keep the faith
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lugo didn’t fail us!!!!!!
"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
It's a...
st…str….stre….ak? Afraid I’m not familiar with the term.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
not since the 80's anyways.
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I know we've been talking about blowjobs a lot tonight
but you just took it to a whole new level…
Game Over T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports
zing!
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam's too busy taking antidepressants to pie anyone
And Felix couldn’t hold the pan with his bad shoulder.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
mmmmmmmm
aaaaaaammber
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No please
let me, I think I have been closer to her then anyone here.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Was there a window and a bush between you?
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure duck and I have been closer
we were in the broadcast booth with her last year during blogger day. Sorry kiddo.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
ehhhhhh
I have been less then a foot away…… besides ADMINS DONT COUNT, GOSH.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I held an actual convo with her
I’ll do the honors
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
My goal for each o's game
(I always get their early) is to get Amber’s autograph.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I got her auto at ST
and my friend’s mom (we were staying at his parent’s place in Florida) washed the shirt which had the autographed ticket inside it’s pocket. I was piiiiiised…
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
You lucky son of a bitch.
I will put you first in the amber sweepstakes, but when I get mine, I win.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2-1 with baby Rhyno.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Like this

My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hughes sounds like a goofball
What a magnificent bastard
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
This southern-fried Rhyno is...dare I say it? Adorable.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
has he taken the place of the adorable one himself?
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
be careful
that’s a powerful word
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
Oh hey, he's from right up the road from me
Matt Wieters has a sustainably high BABIP
by CoachOfEarl on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'll be Screwed, Glued, and Tattooed!
A winning streak!
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
What would be fucking incredible
is if we got a win tomorrow.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Particularly since Matusz is pitching Thurs
It's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut ~ Bill Hicks
by PBR me ASAP! on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Guthrie has a good fucking game tomorrow. Of course, I want him to get a W if he pitches well. Poor Mentor.
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Orioles Village, dude
We’re not the Sox or Yanks. We actually have a sense of humor about our team.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
haha yea i was sorta poking fun at the fucking "orioles nation" bullshit
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just making sure
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
You're a Philly guy, right?
I mean, y’all did boo Santa Claus.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Not only did they boo him.
They pelted him with snowballs.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
You and your pesky "facts"
and the dude swore he wasn’t drunk
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
I didn't realize being drunk
was reason to be pelted with snowballs by an angry crowd? It’s certainly never happened to me and I’ve spent a decent chunk of my life sloppy drunk.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
It wasnt just that,
they couldnt find the real santa claus, they just grabbed some scrawny guy out of the stands and threw him in a santa costume.
why do folks keep asking if i'm a philly guy?
born in orange, ca very near anaheim stadium. live in nova but at school in charlottesville (located in the not-northern part of virginia)
and the avatar was just some douchy kid that somebody caught with a screenshot on MASN. no affiliation with my location in any way, shape, or form.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, the avatar throws me off every time.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
it did occur during an o's game
actually, it occurred almost immediately after i joined CC!
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I have that picture on my computer.
Good times. We will always share that, through the good times and the bad. :)
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
actually…i think i stole that pic from you! good show, sir!
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I!
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought we were doing a WIETERS wave
My comments aren't random, you just can't think as fast as me....
by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's kind of sweet that Jeter's error was the difference
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
jeter's error
AND his weak ass K for the second out
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone buy these new kids a lap dance.
They’ve earned it.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
Yes, but The Block is but a short walk away...
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
a little late on the feedback
but good to know
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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we're back in business
by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Natty Bohs at the Sidebar- I'm buying!
by Delmarvalous Tom on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
How long do we have RHYNO signed for?
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he's a rookie
under team control for six years
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
6 not including this year
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
How does it not include this year?
Oh, that;s right, I’m think arb date, not service date
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
that last inning was some shameful shit.
by Delmarvalous Tom on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
What are you talking about?
Izzy made an error which sucked, but if not for that it would have been fine. And for as many runs as Izzy saves with his glove, what are you gonna do.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
Izzy gave us some heart problems, true. But Birdland prevailed.
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
I'm gonna have some fun with some of my students tomorrow
Bandwagon Yankees fans. Of course, I have one bandwagon Tamp Bay fan. Really. TB.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
They make those?
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok I'm fucking out! Let's fucking do this again tomorrow! Fuck these fuckin' douchebags!
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I'm fine with 21-139
if we have a season sweep of the yankees
by wishEYEhadCRABS on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Rhyno Hughes: Change I Can Believe In
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RED SOX are #1, you are always welcome here. Until your presence results in a loss...then kindly leave.
Something Magic Happens...
Tim Graham
Or be removed, your choice....
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I know it's his name...
but never write that again.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
I feel like Diamond Dave is trying to channel Clint Eastwood in this presser.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
I smell a sweep coming....
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Get a Broom
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The way they hit against Hughes...
I pray that they destroy CC’s pitch count by the 5th
by LoveForTheGame13 on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy Shit!
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait for the NY papers and their headlines tomorrow...
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
lets see what PA has to say about this!
we’ll send WW as our ambassador.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Im banned
I do have multiple email addresses though (wink)
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
be careful with that
i dunno what the general SBN regs are, but this sounds like it could be the sorta thing that gets you a site-wide IP ban.
That would suck ass
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, be careful dude
If they get you IP banned there’s nothing I can do.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
can we go ORIOLES MAGIC their gamethread?
pretty please?
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because barely anyone goes there
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
yes but it'd make me feel so good
and yea…that is what she said
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
like texieras face
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
how about RHYNO: Unleashed!
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather you didn't
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
Post the picture
of Tex, in the douche brown suit.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
we are losing to basically a AAA team
the fucking orioles? every game counts..the yankees always lose to bad teams.
When did the strike zone get get fucken huge
(odd considering how small the zone was in the 9th)
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"Bandwagon: De-hinged"
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
izturis for hitting coach!
It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck
by Parkinglotninja on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That or "Izzy for Pitching coach"
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this is the first time I've heard Cesar speak
Nothing really to add to that, but considering he’s been on the team for 180 games, that struck me as odd.
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
In other news
Who else here eats McDonalds to cure a hangover? I know I’m eating good tommorow…
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i eat mcdonalds to cure feeling completely healthy and fine
yea….i havent eaten mcdonalds food in at least 5 years.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Never tried that "Remedy" before.
the large double quarter pounder with cheese is my poison
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a giant sweet tea and a chicken sandwhich right now.
"I'd like to do something. We all would here," he added. "As I've said before, you just don't want to do anything stupid that you're thinking in May, 'What in the God's green earth was I thinking about?'" - Andy MacPhail 12/8/09
Fillet
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, it's Chick-Fil-A
"I strongly suggest watching the O’s play while on a powerful, legal, prescribed narcotic. All the COLORS!!!!! and that Dempsey really makes sense. " - Adam double bubble
Holy Hell
I just woke up from a coma then
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by Zachary Beard on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Castillo remind anyone else of
Monk?
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
which monk?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
good show
but cant say that he does. Does he have OCD?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
made a bet that the o's would come out of this week with a winning record
might as well collect my winnings now right?
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
http://draftdayencyclopedia.wordpress.com/
we're back in business
Hurry up Stacey
I need a celebratory Post, not some open one. It’s not right…..
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patience young padawan
"nicely done."
"this is mike gonzalez. harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
http://draftdayencyclopedia.wordpress.com/
we're back in business
by danielreese05 on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
you've got a wait ahead of you
I haven’t even started yet.
Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632
Oakland – Loss
Houston – Loss
Bulls – Win
Red Wings – Win
Os OVER – Push
Phillies – Gonna make it either a winning night or a losing one….
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
i totally meant to parlay the wings win and over on the goals
but i was in a meeting and forgot.
by twistedlogic on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Man.
I had to go make dinner. SO I put the radio on my iPhone because MLB.tv was failing. Went outside to throw some stuff on the grill, came back in and head Joe Angel say, “Iszturis knocks in Lugo for the RBI!”, and I thought WHAT IS THIS BIZARRO-WORLD ORIOLES BROADCAST I AM LISTENING TO?
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
"And Simon coming on for the saaaaave"
HAHA…. that mustve really had you pulling over.
by Wieters Wieners on Apr 27, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hi.
Now get the fuck out.
This series is taking years off of my life.
by Knubles and Bits on Apr 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Aight dude,
Im a bit of a Mariners fan myself, so.,…
A) Royals much??
B) Random trolling aint cool, buddy.
C) Get the fuck out.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
buh. bye.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

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