My friends went to Opening Day today, but all they got was this lousy reliever.
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awesome picture, awesome comment
In other news, Josh Beckett is engaged to a Rocket Scientist. No, seriously.
Duck, have mercy on me.
Hopefully she makes him miserable. And distracts him from his job.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 9, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hear hear
She sounds smart, that’s the easiest way to become the richest rocket scientist ever.
I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum
I have a soft spot for him because of his heroics in the 2003 WS.
Even atheists believe in Matt Wieters
I got over it in 2007
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 9, 2010 8:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Can't blame Tremblay for this one
He’s just using the guy that MacPhail bought him. He made a great sub, putting Felix in as a pinch runner. Wieters would not have scored on Cesar’s hit. That was the winning run, in a fair uinverse.
I can no longer say that reliever’s name.
His name is, hopefully, “Gone.”
Soon
Felix wouldn't have scored on that hit either
had the catcher hung onto the ball. He was out by a mile.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
yeah, but it was a good call.
you make them make the perfect play. and they didn’t.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
I dont consider catching a very catchable throw from 2nd having to makea "perfect play"
When it comes down to it, Samuels job is to give the team the best chance to score, be that sending the runner or holding him at 3rd. 99% of the time that is an out. He was done.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
That's great
It worked out today (though we lost Wieters because of that move and there was a wild pitch in the 9th he may block, but whatever). I just hate that Juan Samuel sends these guys without having any real idea if it’ll even be close or not. He’s always been that way and we just let him stay there. He’s not good at his job.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
I don't know my available 3rd base coaches all that well
Mike Bordick’s been working with the team. He always seemed like a guy with his head in the game and he was a strong fundemental player. The point is you don’t keep dealing with the same failings over and over. If it’s not getting better, change it.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
disagree. it was a lucky call.
If he caught it like he should have we’d all be talking about what jackass juan is.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
i was out, and didn't see it.
on the radio, joe angel said that we’d forced them to make the play. didn’t realize it wasn’t close.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
i mean i guess we did force them to make the play
but I think 9 times out of 10 he’s out. The throw literally beat him by 10 feet. And really if the throws had been better it would have beaten him by 15.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
and if Pie hadn't been running it would have been 20.
sometimes you have to take a chance in a late game with two outs when the next guy up is julio fucking lugo, and your #9 hitter just miraculously came through with a gapper.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Who knows...
if he was out, we may have had a better chance to win. I doubt DD would have brought in Gonzo in a tie game… leading to a better pitcher in the 9th and so on… Shoulda, woulda, coulda…. whatever, Fuck “3 Mile”
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
yeah you've got alot to smile about
you just burned down Camden Yards you big dope. You in your Van Heusen shirt, and your shit goatee, and droopy eyes. Why don’t you learn how to throw the goddamn ball before you dress like a douchebag?? You got your popped collar but can’t get a pop-out can ya? If your going to blow the game might as well have Ty Wiggington pitch. He probably costs a hell of alot less and might manage to get a few people out.
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Because he sucked there last year
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
and this Gonzales fuck was great last year
I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum
His fastball has been anywhere from 88-94
that I’ve seen. His velocity is fine.
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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 9, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it is the breaking balls im worried about. awful control of those pitches. im guessing it is the windup
awful control of everything
he has no fucking clue where the ball is going
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
He hit 90 once today
and it’s not a gun problem because JJ was 91-94 today
I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum
he's down slightly then
His pitchFX data on fangraphs shows him around 91-92 the last few years.
Duck, have mercy on me.
Mash definitely had him at 91-92
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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 9, 2010 8:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Masn**
And I was talking about his first three appearances not just today.
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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 9, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BTW, I've detrimed what your sig will be
Playing on my iPod- Justin Bieber, Hannan Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Cosgrove and The Jonas Brothers.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
As soon as I get back on my laptop I’ll change it. Mine was gonna be waaaaay better.
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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 9, 2010 9:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What was it?
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
What did they have JJ at?
Anyone see 95 or 96?
I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum
I’m really curious to see how Trembley and MacPhail handle this after all the yapping about “winning matters” and “it’s time to get some wins”. I figure their hand is getting forced a lot earlier than they planned.
hand, forced
The only sensible option is to give the next save opp to another pitcher. I say JJ, but I haven’t seen anyone pitch yet this year, so I have nothing other than stats and internet hearsay to base this on.
I want to breed [Matusz] with that female Japanese knuckleballer to create a race of super pitchers. --Weaver's Tantrum
Eh, it is three games...
….I’m not willing to say that he is lousy based on this small of a sample.
But this is exactly why I was pissed to see us giving up $12 million and a second round pick for a closer not among the absolute elite in the game in the first place.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
by James F on Apr 9, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's the second of the "three games"
But I think all of us knew he’d have at least three crap outings out of 60+ this season. It just hurts because they’ve all been back to back.
He’s not worth what we invested in acquiring him. But he should be a useful arm (I hope) over the course of the season.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Always being so logical and reasonable
Sometimes you just gotta let go and say fuck gonzo he sucks ass, and someone tells you how bad he may feel you tell them right back that if he felt that bad he could give the team a damn refund. The dude has a career ERA of 2.62, and with the money he cost he better not keep this shit up.
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Apr 9, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally i stand behind logic and reason
but I support moving Gonzo off the closer role NOW. I know it’s a small sample blah blah blah. But let him work out his kinks in low leverage situations. He’s pitching horrible now and that’s all that matters.
Duck, have mercy on me.
Well, that's fine...
…I don’t care where he pitches. Obviously, until he is pitching better, he should be used in low leverage situations.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Except I'm not that pissed at Gonzo...
…he obviously feels terrible about how he’s pitching.
I’m pissed at MacPhail, who decided that having Gonzo was so damned important.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
It appears I'm the first person back from the game.
I said this in the gamethread, but there was some sheer hilarity going on. They said on TV most likely that was a guy streaking, or some term that means something like that’s happening. So here’s how it went down:
a drunk guy jumps the fence, and then, rather then just running around wildly, he then proceeds to hi five people. It was like Cal at 2,131. He just slowly walked around giving people fives. The whole crowd was cheering wildly.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Haha, I was wondering what happened there
The masn guys didn’t specify beyond “intruder on the field,” which contrary to their intentions, only makes me want to know what happened more :)
So now what do you do?
We all understand that taking a guy out of an established role after three innings is overreacting, but there are only so many gutwrenching losses a team and its fans can take at the beginning of a year. In the middle of a season you’d cut him more slack.
So what do you do now? 1) Maybe he’s not healthy. Give the job to someone else for a few chances. 2) Even if he is healthy, say he isn’t, and give the job to someone else for a few chances. This allows Gonzo to save face. 3) Let someone else close for a few chances, and let Gonzo work things out in low stress situations (not that we’ve had any of those so far) 4) Keep him in there.
No obvious solution, I don’t think.
Good day at the plate
Ups to Hendo and JJ. At what point do we shit out Mike Gonzalez? Without him we would be 3-1. He is kind of a bitch that way.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
Also dont expect to get anywhere close
to 48,000 with shit like this.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 9, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
Why would anyone their want to spend their money to go back?
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by Knubles and Bits on Apr 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Westie, I'd advise you change your porfile pic.
Seems a little starnge to have a AAA player as your avatar.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
make that profile...
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
But im so proud of that Pic, besides I lost all the other ones I took.
"Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me, I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."-Ichiro
by WestcoastO'sFan on Apr 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Too early to root for draft positions?
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
yes.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just as mad as everyone else,
But booing and hating Gonzalez isn’t going to help, It can only make things worse. Booing our own players is like sinking down to Yankee fan territory. Obviously the guy knows he’s doing terribly, and he’s getting paid $6 million a year, but it is only the 4th game of the year. How many times have the Yankees had terrible starts only to go on have great seasons? I’m not saying the O’s are going to have a great season, but it’s only the 4th game.
Yeah, Gonzalez did blow almost 3 games, but give him a chance. His pitching is his fault, and his alone, but he’s not the one keeping the entire lineup from hitting in clutch situations so far. He’s not the one who made The Dr. miss that flyball in the 1st inning. He’s not the one keeping our starters from pitching 6 innings.
He was the best FA reliever there was, and I’m happy they signed him. I thought he would go to a big market team, but he WANTED to come here. 304 games, 2.62 ERA, 55 SV in 68 SVO, 132 BB to 333 K, and a .212 OBA.
I think he deserves more than 3 games before anyone gives up on him.
"Amber has quick hands." ~ Joe Angel, 4/8/10
I dont boo our players in person
but on the interweds they will incur my full wrath. If they are willing to search for it then they know what they are getting into.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
I booed the shit out of him after 2 balls on the first hitter
Damn right I did.
"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer
I'm quite fine with this
just not my thing
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
And I understand your position as well
But man, it felt good to boo that motherfucker in person for what he did today.
"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer
I may have made an exception if I was there
and with CC’ers. And drunk.
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
Well, I was there
1 out of 3 ain’t bad
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by duck on Apr 10, 2010 1:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I booed the shit outta sammy sosa every possible chance a few years back
And i dont regret it one bit. That same game he hit a ball hard, did his hop, and the ball didnt leave the park and he got thrown out at second. My point is that sometimes a player deserves it.
"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law
by Reddrummer9187 on Apr 10, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
What worries me with him
Is that it looked like he was going to cry today… He seriously looked like he lost all confidence and everything. Boos or no boos he knows what his job is… You can’t tell me that weakass mentality today is a closers mentality.
by GeoffreyA on Apr 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I can't say im not pissed
and i took a few shots at him last night, but i just feel so bad for the guy. he seems genuinely upset. i think geoffrey beat me to it up there but i also thought he looked completely rattled this afternoon. i mean wow he was down on one knee looking like he was about to throw up right before this appearance. i know you can’t control the whole damn crowd but i think we should make an effort at least try and support him until he looks like he isn’t even trying anymore, and i don’t see him as a quitter. i think that both he and us fans know what he’s capable of, we saw it in atlanta and pittsburgh and if he can emulate it here, we’ll have a good thing here.
so until i just can’t stand it anymore, i support you mike gonzalez!
"nicely done."
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uhh
he was down on one knee praying. I’m pretty sure he does that before every appearance.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
well then scratch that
but you get the point right?
"nicely done."
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by danielreese05 on Apr 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah sure
I obviously want him to do well, but the last 3 outings have been fucking unbearable. I do think that people shouldn’t boo (when I was regularly pitching horribly I can’t imagine how much worse it would have been if people were booing me), but I also understand where they’re coming from. Tough shit to watch.
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
FYI
2632 and I are doing dramatic readings of the Mike Gonzalez comments in the game threads and we’re decided that we need a podcast so you can all hear it.
This just in: adorableness on the rise, family copes with child getting schooled. Film at 11. -daveh873
not THAT much
ok. a lot.
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your mother was a whore
who raised her son to be an arsonist!
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we're sitting right across from each other
we’re losers.
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haha awesome
so are you working on a description of your day to share with us?
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
I'm way too drunk for that
and still drinking. 2632 has stopped drinking at least.
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You shouldn't have left
I’ve been a fucking riot all evening. And the chicken tenders at ESPN Zone were the shit.
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we barely made it back to the garage as it was
We had to bang on the door till some annoyed disembodied voice buzzed us in.
Where were you parked?
Bizarre. We got ducky to his car no prob. He doesn’t like when you call him ducky, FYI
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Haha
I don’t think I could get away with calling him that, then. We parked in the garage just north of Lexington Market. Next time we’ll park somewhere normal where we can stick around a little longer!
I got a dirty look for calling him that
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Oh, look, my keyboard's brokn
Sorry about that Stacy.
"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer
Whn Stacy is sobr
Sh will xplain
"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer
no.
just dramatic readings. camden chat is in for a major format change, folks, get ready.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
all podcasts, all the time
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someone has to be responsible
it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
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A quitter, but not a loser.
We’ve got Gonzo for that.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
fucking gonzo
fuck that fucking fuck
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we're winners.
mike gonzalez is the perdidor.
"Believe it or not, I read the paper." - Nick Markakis
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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2632 is playing Mike Gonzalez's theme song
Loser by Beck
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I'm not even a little bit less pissed about this than I was when it happened.
Screw you, you waste of sperm of a closer.
mike gonzalez is a piece of fucking dog shit
if i see mike gonzalez in the local area in public i promise all of you and more importantly myself that i will let him know that he is a piece of shit. we should all boo him repeatedly to let him know, and the organization know that we will not settle for shit anymore. i am tired of this fucking losing. i cant stand it. fuck mike gonzalez in his fucking stupid face.
I'd yell what I did at the stadium
WE ARE GREATLY DISPLEASED WITH YOUR JOB PERFORMANCE!
Seriously, that’s what I yelled. Why not be creative in your booing?
"How's that s---house of an Eastern Shore?" - William Donald Schaefer
I think this thread might be MBP for the day
Cry havoc and unleash the Esskay hot dogs of war! - The Wayward Oriole, Opening Day 2008
by Eat More Esskay on Apr 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
Welcome to Balmer, home of 3-Mile Chernobyl Gonzalez
Wow, I’m really glad I didn’t buy mlb.tv just in time for the home opener and then get up at 3:30 to watch this f#cking f#ckfest of a f#ckjob by that f#ckhead closerf#ck we bought.
On a cleaner-language note, now can we talk to duck’s daughter’s team’s closer’s agent?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
Um, dayzd or z or steve or somebody: a picture of $12 million getting flushed down a toilet?
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
If I felt like it,
I would animate it… but I don’t right now.
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
Thx, I feel better already
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
So I'm guessing no one is MBP??
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 10, 2010 7:37 AM EDT reply actions
there is not one on my scorecard, no.
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by the fix is in on Apr 10, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions
With no MBP Poll
I have taken it upon myself to unilaterally declare…

A basesloaded two run single and HR is enough for me… for today. Especially from the 68, no 70, year old Miguel Tejada.
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
Dude, I made a fanpost with the MBP.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 10, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, Miggi's got it won.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
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by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 10, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds good to me
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Oh also, I had hilarious encounter with a hammered dude.
I was washing my hands and some guys walks up to me and says “Hey kid, you’re in the wrong bathroom, the bathroom for the kids is other there. (points to a mirror)” it was hilarious and creepy at the same time.
In one game as a freshman at Miami, Wieters hit a two-run homer in the top of the ninth to put the Yellow Jackets ahead, then pitched the bottom of the ninth for the save. On that day, the God nickname was bestowed. - Sports Illustrated
Unofficial Leader of the Brain Matusz For ROY Campaign
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Apr 10, 2010 7:42 AM EDT reply actions
I hereby declare Gonzalez beforever known as...
the Marlboro man.
Talk about an inside joke…
"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!
I Shall work on a picture for that when I get home.
Jioe Flaacco, Hon!!! "He’s like a live JUGS machine."
best. nickname. ever.
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