GameThread: Orioles (13-27) @ Rangers (22-18), 8:05 EDT
by Stacey on May 19, 2010 7:37 PM EDT
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PrintBaltimore Orioles at Texas Rangers, May 19, 2010 8:05 PM EDT
Did you know the Rangers are the only team in the AL West with a winning record? The last place team in the AL West is the Seattle Mariners. They have one more win than the Orioles and they are 7.5 games behind the first place Rangers. The Orioles are 7 games behind the fourth place Red Sox.
The Texas Rangers have been around since 1972 when the Washington Senators moved to the Lone Star state. The Orioles have an overall record of 227-177 (.562) since then. Since the Orioles began their current losing streak in 1998, their record against the Rangers is 55-62 (.470). In the past five years, the O's record against the Rangers is 20-28 (.417). It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
Of course the Rangers have been on the other end of some of the worst beatings the Orioles have ever taken. I won't go into them, but if you're want to re-live the misery, check out the series preview over at Lone Star Ball. Also check out the caption on the photo posted.
Facing the Orioles tonight is the pitcher the Rangers traded Kevin Millwood to make room for. Rich Harden hasn't exactly been tearing it up in Texas, pitching >5 innings just three times and giving up a boatload of home runs and walks. In his last outing vs the Blue Jays he went just 2.2. innings and allowed 7 runs. So you know what that means. He's well rested! Harden hasn't faced the 2004 season so there's no real history with the current players. Miguel Tejada faced him 15 times when he played for the Astros with three hits and three strikeouts to show for it. None of the other Orioles have more than a handful of ABs against him.
Jeremy Guthrie has always had decent success against the Rangers. In 7 career games (5 starts), Guthrie is 3-0 with a 3.48 ERA and 1.277 WHIP.
Let's do this. The Rangers are better than the Orioles, but they're not as much better as the two records would indicate. Just keep that Ian Kinsler off the bases, Guts. He killed the Orioles last year, going 16-for-44 with 4 doubles, a triple, 3 home runs, and 3 walks. I got so tired of that dude last year.
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That's weird
Dave is using almost the same lineup two games in a row. What gives?
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
The bingo balls are bound to come up nearly the same eventually
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the winning formula!
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone want to place bets on whether or not Wiggy gets lifted...
…for either a pinch runner or defensive replacement?
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Also, anyone want to take a flyer on Pat Burrell for the minimum?
For $300K we can play him instead of Atkins.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
i'll take him
sadly, he won’t be any better.
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't have huge teeth, so that's better
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
true
we’ll save on our dental/orthodontic plans
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
random
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
matt treanor is catching for texas
misty may’s hubby. sadly, she is off the market :-(
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, didn't see that.
Everyone thought Baltimore was three easy wins and we got our ass kicked three times. - Dustin Pedroia, After the Red Sox got swept by the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 19, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
i wasn’t aware he was still suiting up
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No it's not.
Misty May’s husband catching for the Rangers 2night.
Everyone thought Baltimore was three easy wins and we got our ass kicked three times. - Dustin Pedroia, After the Red Sox got swept by the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 19, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I can think of some other things I'd like to do with her, but...
there are children present so I’ll keep it PG
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
well duh
volleyball was code of course. although the mostly naked and getting hot/sweaty was a giveaway.
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Palmer's hair ain't going nowhere
No matter which way the wind is blowing.
Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes
Unlike Buck Martinez, I think he had a rodent growing in his hair.
Everyone thought Baltimore was three easy wins and we got our ass kicked three times. - Dustin Pedroia, After the Red Sox got swept by the Orioles.
by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 19, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Amber's was all over the place, though.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
can we get a little run support tonight?
lord knows they’re gonna need it
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Shame I can't hang around to watch this one
I’d like to see Justin Smoak in action.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Wiggs musta taken some extra ground balls today
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Of course, no way B2B makes that play...
…but that shouldn’t disqualify him from being a defensive replacement!
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Everyone know defensive replacements are decided based only on weight
Thats just sound, fundamental baseball.
i was just thinking that
that 5 sec conversation with Hernandez was more entertaining than anything ive heard from our announcers all year
You know what might have been nice...
…if anyone had been on base for Luke’s 9 home runs.
9 home runs and 19 RBI? Oy.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
not sure what wiggy is at now,
but he was at 10 HR and 20 RBI a couple weeks ago
Wiggs has been plagued by the same problem
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Scott freshly plugged into fantasy starting line-up
expecting great things. come on Matty!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
um
I didnt have that in mind, exactly, Matt
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
Matt Wieters makes me a sad panda
Way to fucking often.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
i still have faith he'll figure it out eventually
but it’s kinda brutal right now
He will (when they hire a new hitting coach)
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
wow triple play in the Nats game
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
AND Pagan had an insider the parker.... same team, same game
Sounds rare to me
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Still swinging at the low and away breaking balls, eh Adam?
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
He's got the Jack
AC DC
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone else think we're better off with Atkins taking strike three than swinging?
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
They should just put a sack of potatoes at home plate instead of Atkins
it might take a walk
by Stacey on May 19, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that Sack
has a great eye!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
You got an LOL outta me….. literally
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How many times now
has the phrase “and Atkins can’t get it done” been said during broadcasts this year?
come on Maximum!
Izturis
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
they were probably worried Osfan21 would yell at them
if they were playing too shallow
Fuck! Now we're done...
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
gimme a Heck!
gimme a Yes!
stand up right now
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
Izzy now has more rbis
than Atkins, correct?
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Enjoy it folks...
….we have four hits and two runs… a rational ratio of hits to runs.
In fact, I’m going to leave now. I don’t want to spoil it.
To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Hraden got lit up last start
no reason we cant make it back to back lightings
oh wait
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
have fun, mang
: )
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh.
Guts, that was a bad pitch.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Ha, apparently Palmer disagrees.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Shit balls.
Insert something witty here.
by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
smoak went to the same high school as wieters
I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.
amazing considering
it’s a town of less than 40,000.
My sister’s mom lives in that town and my sister went to high school there for a year. When Wieters signed I told her about it and she said, “I guess that makes one rich redneck.”
awful wouldve been if the ball ended up in leftfield,
it still wasnt pretty though
Talk about a WTF?
Sending Cruz to try and steal 3rd w/ 2 outs?!?
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That it actually succeeded worries me about DD's potential thinking later on
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
Makes up for missing it on the steal pitch.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
hahahaha just reading through this thread, but this is hilarious
Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck
God....Hunter & Dibble at the same time...
No thanks. I’ll be listening to Joe Angel.
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Miggy, please don't swing at those.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
"Consternation? I had that last night." Joe Angel
I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.
trade
dont worry, we will get another window in about 5 weeks
"Catching can keep you sane."- Matt Wieters
He looked out
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
"That's the only steal on Guthrie on the year."
Um… there was one earlier this game, Jim. Yeesh.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Hey DD! Want to IBB the bases loaded here?
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Mussolini, I assume?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
That would certainly make more sense
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Well . . . no.
“After being shot, kicked, and spat upon, the bodies [including Mussolini’s] were hung upside down on meathooks from the roof of a gas station.”
while everyone laughed and took pictures
that’s my favorite part
Death by mob
Was not pretty, was what he deserved
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
.259 average for Matt
nize
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
Think of it this way
You know you have time to make a fridge run when he comes up, as nothing good is about to happen
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
well its kinda difficult
since his teeth are separate entities. the LOB number is broken up between him and his two front teeth.
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Strasburg struck out 9 tonight
He’s nasty….
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
i know
i personally would use him as little as possible until they can call him up.
by twistedlogic on May 19, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rangers and Hamilton
… were robbed in that inning. I root for the Orioles, but I wish the Rangers had found a way to score Hamilton that inning.
How so?
It bounced on top of the protruding wall, which is IN play, and did not go over the railing. Right?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
there's a gap between the wall and the railing,
it looked like it hit a support in between the wall and then bounced back
I think it hit..
… off the back wall, or maybe a support brace between the front and back walls. I guess it depends on the ground rules, but the Rangers announcers are saying that the back wall is out of play.
Yeah, go peek in at LSB.
Everyone is still pretty livid over there.
Pitching coach Mike Maddux on Darren Oliver’s 0.00 ERA this spring:
"Economical work. He ain’t getting paid by the hour."
Wait, CESAR has two hits????
cats and dogs, living together!
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Izzy must have seen us saying we want Hanley.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
"on fire" of course here being in terms relative to cesar
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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trying to extend his hitting streak to THREE straight?
THREE straight is NOT a hitting streak
It's worse.
“Extend” means he already has a hitting streak. A two-game hitting streak.
I really think they just shouldn’t talk about it unless it’s 5+ games. Maybe not even unless it’s 10+.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
WHY WHY WHY are we hiting a run with our BEST hitter?
Let him swing, not protect the plate!!!!!!!!
THIS IS STUPID!!!!!
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
And then he's rung up on a horrible call
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Corey Patterson
… just struck out, but he already has as many walks (four) this season as Adam Jones.
Jebus, at first I thought there was no way he only has four freakin walks
but, son of a bitch, you’s right… =(
by wishEYEhadCRABS on May 19, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i was looking at this earlier
he has 4 walks in 32 plate appearances this year. His last full ML season, 2008, he had 16 walks in 392 plate appearances.
Seriously?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
man we've gotta put some runs on the board
guts has given us a fine effort and with the way this team can rake we’re gonna need some support when the BP gets up
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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Hope Guts enjoys his one run lead
Cause I have a feeling that’s all he’s getting
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
We'll all enjoy it til a homer ties the score/gives Texas the lead
I'm ready for a straight jacket. - Joe Angel, 4/17/10 (O's record: 1-11)
by Eat More Esskay on May 19, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
as long as it's vlad i'll be able to deal with it a little better
if i can’t see an o’s win i’d like to see a fantasy win
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
then again
maybe not. but a-rod went yard
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well aren't we statistically
supposed to be something not pukeworthy in one run games…? Or is that just the opium talking?
by SkinsOsTerps on May 19, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
look at philly fixin to lose
on back to back nights to Zack Duck(against Halladay) and Gorzelany tonight
so much for my fantasy team: Victorino and Utley
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
errr Duke lol
hi Duck
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi ya yerself
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
: )
Duck and Duke
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
UMd, baby!
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
If herman munster had to run to first base.
it might have looked something like that
"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith
Or this guy...
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Freddy Sanchez
of the DL and right into the 3rd spot in the batting order
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
and off
I Fail Again
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yes Luke
now Matt.. doo eeet!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
When you're hot, you're hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RKIQuiXVrQ
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
That's some Gold right 'theer. I do prefer Amos Moses though. Great song!
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
More of a "East Bound and Down" person myself
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Im Kenny Powers, and you're fuckin out!
HAHHAHHAA…. That show is crazy. (Well, all 6 episodes anyway)
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Never saw the show
Just love the song
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
was hoping not to have to reply with the following
Wieters down to .257 grrrr
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
joy
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat me to it.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
about 3 years ago?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
atkins is a world class scuffler
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Fuck you, you fucking punk ass piece of fucking shit...
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I despise Garrett Atkins
with the fury of a thousand dying suns.
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
There's Benito!
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
that'a a sick pic
yikes
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
jebus
that’s a little fucked up
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
nah it's cool i had a feeling it was an inside joke
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Compared to what Mussolini did? Not really. He had it coming.
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my thought
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
oh is that actually mussolini?
i thought it was just some of his…“handiwork”
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
it's him and his wife
if I recall correctly
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I should point out
I have nothing against Atkins’ wife, if he has one. Although she clearly has bad taste.
by flaggthecat on May 19, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
or a teeth fetish
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
i would rather see the backup infielder getting at-bats and moving wiggy to first than have to put up with atkins anymore
I love how Corey Patterson isn't even pretending to pay attention
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
He was quite confused
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Miggi's arm
never ceases to pleasantly surprise me.
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Scuffling
Baseball term, typically used by announcers as a synonym for “fucking awful”
“That first baseman is really scuffling”
by m766 on May 19, 2010
tags: baseball, awful, terrible, talentless, crap
"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith
tags: baseball, awful, terrible, talentless, crap,
birdland
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
jones with two hits tonight
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Yeah, and I didn't start him or Wade Davis tonight.
This is why I’m currently 11th out of 12th in my league. FML.
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
im 5-1
should be 6-1 by the end of the week. i refused to start jones from day 1.
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
GUTS
Has been my favorite player on this team for 3-4 years now.
Just sayin’…….
The guy looks back to him old self. 3.8 ERA….. Ill take it
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
I know a lot of ppl are concerned about wieters
But I think the kids just slumping. I really think he’s trying to put the team on his back atm and just not being given the final tools to succeed. He slumped last year too and he’s clearly above average behind the plate.
by GeoffreyA on May 19, 2010 9:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
he's 23 and one of the top 5 catchers in baseball
everybody needs to hop off and realize that he hasn’t even come close to hitting his ceiling
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun fact:
He’s already been worth over $3M this year.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4298&position=C#value
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
didnt we talk about this last night?
and i agree with you. it’s just tough to watch him hit right now.
it's tough to watch anyone on this team do anything at this point
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Where does this "top 5" catcher business come from....
His batting average is in the .250s now with 4 dingers and 13 RBIs…..
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
tops in the majors in percentage of runners thrown out
plus, take a look around, it’s joe mauer, jorge posada, and no one else right now for catchers.
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yadier leads the NL in RBIs right now iirc
and Bengie is hitting well over .300
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
well Bengie is almost definitely a fluke
but Yadier’s legit
begine molina has 10 RBIs...
and yadier is good, no doubt, but that leaves the list still as mauer, posada, y. molina, brian mccan and wieters.
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, WITH 10 RBI's and 2 HRs!
and everyone knows he’s just there until posey can get his act together good enough to come up
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
with a BABIP 60 points above his career average
probably not sustainable
oh yeah, my bad
probably shouldve noticed the all caps on that one
brian mccann and his worse-than-wieters start can suck my nuts
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
he has a .397 OBP and a .357 wOBA
so he’s actually hitting really well, just not for average.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4810&position=C
or run production
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Choooooooooch!
(Carlos Ruiz)
.330 / .456 / .451 = .402 wOBA
Obviously a bit fluky, but still pretty awesome.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
If you would have told me at the end of May
That Luke and Wiggy would be smoking Wieters/Jones in every offensive category, I would have just whimpered in the fetal postion.
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
catchers arent exactly offensive powerhouses
and his defense is definitely plus so far this year
Has the travel schedule always been this stupid?
No travel day to TEX or back? They get back at 5 am and play 14 hours later? Has it always been like this?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
ever since we were bad
so yeah pretty much
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
score score score score score score score score score score
score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score score
Whats up homies?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
hey, Broham
make ’em pay Miggy!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FFS, Jim Hunter
You can’t even do “Please drink…………………responsibly” right?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Matt Albers
Never a good sighting.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
How many pitches did Guthrie throw?
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
they took guts out after 6 IP, 90 pitches?
I’ve only had half an eye on the TV tonight, was he that shaky?
could be a DDWTFM in the making
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No walks.
Got into some jams, but got out of them all. Rather odd.
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i could see if Hamilton was coming up,
cause he’s been absolutely crushing Guts all night, but this confuses me
Crap, that's the way this mess starts
10 run inning anyone?
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I kinda hate this slow infield.
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that was a lame hit
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Jim Palmer: "Matt Treanor's happy."
Yeah, I would be too if I got to go home to Misty May every night.
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Fucking A
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Um, like Palmer's saying...
Why don’t you let Wieters play it?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
settin' up the triple play...
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
can we at least save the meltdown until the 9th please?
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Matt Albers
fix this, you ass.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Hahahahaha.
Wanna bet on what’s coming now?
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Haha and it is.
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by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
if i were a betting man
i’d like the odds of another josh hamilton home run sometime during this game
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
cause, you know, he's never hit well against us or anything...
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Which makes it even DUMBER
and I bet not a single O’s reporter will ask about it.
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namesake of my fantasy team
scourge of birdland, shifty S.O.B.
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you fucking KIDDING me?????
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
I love how Trembley said Ohman wouldn't pitch tonight
because he’s been used so much, and there he is, warming up.
I traded
Felix for Zito in my fantasy league, thoughts?
I just can suffer this guy no longer.. gave up like 11 hits and a few walks to the mighty A’s line-up last night.. approximate 2 WHIP
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
might as well
zito’s always a viable option
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
especially this year, Zito is en fuego
and Felix Hernandez has, seemingly, lost it
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i had the mariners pitching staff
dropped em because felix wasn’t getting the job done and for awhile their best pitcher’s name was fister.
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
haha yea
and their offense struggles to score.. so wins are unlikely
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
FU Danley
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So... Matt Albers still sucks?
I'm ready for a straight jacket. - Joe Angel, 4/17/10 (O's record: 1-11)
by Eat More Esskay on May 19, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
decidedly yes
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Juuuuuuuust missed
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Didnt hit a ball out the infield.......
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
hahaha
Chris Ray in the bullpen
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
well, there is hope I suppose
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ironic that he's probably going to get the save
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
idk why wiggy didnt go to 2nd there,
he was standing in between the bag and the runner
too easy. We find more exotic ways to blow games. As Tejada just proved.
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And THAT happens
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
the bunt he should have handled is his fault
by SidewinderX on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you shitting me....
Loading the bases wasn’t?
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
to be fair, the IBB wasnt,
everything else was
two were bunts, one was an IBB
Waiting 'til next year.
by wickedwitch on May 19, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well the first hit was nothing he could do
infield kept it fair, tough break. But yeah, he should have handled the bunt.
FUCK YOU TREMBLEY!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!!!
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
I give him until the all star break
then season ending surgery
by SidewinderX on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It falls off...it falls off...
IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF!
Ron White FTW!
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
i thought u were going Ivan Drago there
If it falls off…it falls off
Nope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHT84A5t418
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Spinning me into a dimension
of pissed off I’d never been in in my entire life.
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
Fuck baseball
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Death by self-inflicted paper cuts, I swear
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
I seriously HATE that man....
GUTS better say in the postgame that his appendix burst or something!
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
"....a little unlucky for Matt Albers."
Right.
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
and Oh-man is coming on again
for like the 15th game in a row
Feliz has picthed like 6 nights in a row
we likely wont face him
so we got that goin for us errr
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
“Trembley needs to be fired”
-lilformula
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
I really hate baseball sometimes, guys.
I'm ready for a straight jacket. - Joe Angel, 4/17/10 (O's record: 1-11)
by Eat More Esskay on May 19, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
So:
Three innings to go. Tight game. We’re in the lead.
Why wasn’t Berken in?
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
It's like Berken killed Trembley's dog or something.
by flaggthecat on May 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Or slept with Lebron's mom or something....
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nicely played
Seriously, Delonte? Dude’s mom?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
the walk to young is just unnecessary
Kinsler kills us. If we’re walking young to get to a sucky hitter, ok, but not Kinsler.
I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.
So, which fence is this going over?
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
please, let him record an out
whew
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
soon to be a one armed trooper
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
these guys are not very good at baseball
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it would be better if we could use him
as part of a winning team. instead hes just pretty much a good effort in losing.
NO RUNS!!!
Its unheard of….. I think we should just let him pitch all 9 innings EVERY game the rest of the year, until his arm is a stub.
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
in all seriousness though
we picked him out of a trash bin on the side of the street. and he has been lights out. it’s just not going to last, but if trembley had the sense to not abuse him, he would be a serviceable member of the bullpen for the whole year. and that is a luxury none of us are used to having.
"This club is not a good club." --Jim Palmer
Why do I never have enough beer to last an O's game this year?
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
I had to quit drinking during the week
Because when you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times.
And I have a new sig line
"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey
It's the honest truth
I saw on my bank statement how often I was stopping at the liquor store and was like, “holy shit.”
I can empathize
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Kerry Wood
experiencing technical difficulties against the Royales wit Cheese
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
did kam mickolio get lost in the airport or something?
or was he just demoted?
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i mean yeah did i miss something?
last time i heard his name mentioned was back in the boston series but maybe i haven’t been following too closely
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahaaaa
weeeee classic
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, guys.
TAKE WALKS.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
"GUTS..... GET OUTTA HERE..... YOUR PITCHIN' TOO GOOD!!!!!"
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
yeah
that’s the Chris ray we know and love!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, you know, the usual.
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
with the way he's swinging lately?
don’t hold your breath
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Jones swung at a ball out of the zone?
I’m shocked!
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Every time Atkins comes up and we really need a run
I think about how O’sFan21 says that he can’t even imagine that it’s physically possible for Atkins to hit a home run.
Until I see evidence to the contrary
I agree
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"Why do I feel so alone all of the sudden?"
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
NUH-UH!!!
I TOOK THESE PICTURES STACEY!!!
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
How much did you bribe an usher?
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Actually....
They tried to give me this long funny looking camera with a scope on it!
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This gamethread is oddly morbid.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
That's Birdland!
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN lucky to get that call
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The most uncoordinated piece of human engineering ever to put on an o's uniform
thought for sure he was going to fuck up a 3-0 count there.
"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith
lol
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah...
now i remember this chris ray fella
FUCK YES
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
No doubter
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
IZZZZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!
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by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
holy shit
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, CHRIS RAY!
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
That image reminds me of my old O's program
featuring Ramon Hernandez ‘On Fire’ on the front and Chris Ray ‘Cold as Ice’ on the back
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets go SCOREY!
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
TEENAGER wanted to move Miggi to SS
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lol! Huh?
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
why did they acquire Atkins in the off season?
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So Izturis could hit better than someone?
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by Knubles and Bits on May 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
because andy didn't look up his statistics from the last two years
I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.
69
wow that was immature. Anyway, I give the FO a month to release Atkins before I say we begin plans to assassinate him
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gone when B Rob is back.
Hail Cesar!
by LoveForTheGame13 on May 19, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
cesar iztirus:
nonassuming melon by day and then you hit him with a bat and he catches fire.
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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KOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
I'm surprised good ol' dave hasn't pulled wiggy yet
I mean usually Time when we need wiggy= Time to pull wiggy
Frank Fransisco?
Yes please
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Put away all the folding chairs!
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Kerry Wood
after allowing 5 runs in 1/3 inning vrs the Mighty Royals, throws glove into stands lol
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
they should throw the glove back.
that shit aint worth…well, shit!
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
damn. I could have traded Jay Bruce for Chris Perez the other day
but I nixed it cause Wood was coming back and I didn’t think Perez would get any save opps.
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
repropose it fast
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
no doubt. too bad Bruce decided to go 0-5 w/ 7 LOB tonight. FML.
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Can this be the new official pic of DDDWTF??
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry
That was big.
Im done with pics for the night….. swear
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmmm...how can i make it look like i know what i'm doing...
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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hahahahahaaaa
perfect caption
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
take a good look baltimore
this is what you’d be losing if we had trembles fired.
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"inside the mind of a madman: the diamond dave story"
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
he is pondering the mysteries of the cosmos err somethin
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
this picture is actually already part of the WTF logo
see the bottom left corner.
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Suwatte!
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
such insight!
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the delicate flower strikes again
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Koji fuckin hate Texas.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Koji looks like he's ready to have a heat stroke
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Seriously - what is it, 84 out there?
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
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by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
HARDEN THE FUCK UP, Koji!
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
you have no idea how much i’ve missed that phrase
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Givent the starting pitcher in this game
Bad phrase to use.
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by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Daily Parade of Relivers continues
Cla Meredith?
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Weakest pickoff throw ever
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Tippy Martinez he ain't
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
Wow...
Awesome.
I cant believe I just realize Diamond Dave kinda resembles William Shatner
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Really?????????????????????
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
so it begins
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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Pitch by pitch fail, Danley
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he has that Rocco Baldelli disease
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
are we really comparing koji's toughness
with bedard?
What I'm comparing is the weather in Canada to Japan actually
But that reminds me, Erik’s best start ever came in July in Texas. Complete game 2 hit shutout, 15 Ks.
Holiday is such a fraud
so glad I just traded him for Greinke.. 2 meaningless singles early.. team down 4-0 with no outs in the 9th and runner on 1st and 2nd… he comes through with the clutch K
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another bum on my team...
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards are scuffling
not as bad as Atkins, but still scuffling errr
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
by the end of the year theirs gonna be a giant dirt trail coming from the bullpen
to the pitchers mound at every field that the O’s play on
I'd have a tunnel to the mound
and raise them up like the voodoo baron samedi guy in live and let die.
"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith
If any team deserves to bring back the bullpen buggy a-la Bases Loaded
it’s us.
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Awlright
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks, Cla.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Koji and Simon should split closer duties
Koji gets the northern states, Simon gets the southern ones
now lets get some
Runs!!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
OK OK OK ONE MORE.... I JUST MADE THIS
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Change...
…Pitchers.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Leave me alone
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
haahaaaaa
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
your pics are great, mang
dont stop lol
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't the caption be 'Hit & Run'?
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
or BUNT?
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
or IBB?
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
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- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Im puttin it up in the Open Thread tomorrow
I want this to make the next CAMDEN CHAT photo for DDDWTF…. haha
My hate for him is sparking creativiity
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
francisco wanted no part of him
most of them werent even close
Miggy...
You’d been so good about NOT doing that…
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
the f-u-c-k keys on my computer are getting worn out quickly....
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Night, guys
Hope all ends well.
When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey
I'm here till the end
or I fall asleep, but that would mean the game has been going on at least 6 more hours, and then I would probably be amped for my love of extra innings.
Aw, nuts.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Say it ain't so, Stacey
I'm ready for a straight jacket. - Joe Angel, 4/17/10 (O's record: 1-11)
by Eat More Esskay on May 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
Ive narrowed it down to 9 for starters
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
And it aint HOU, PIT or BOS
So down to 6
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah?
Well, my secret team lost tonight. So take that!
by flaggthecat on May 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No way its KC or LAA
So that leaves TAM, WASH or the CUBS…… and I know it aint the CUBS.
And you despise Tampa’s looking down on us after sucking for the duration of their existence.
NATS IT IS!!!! DING DING DING DING!!!
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not the Nats
Although sometimes if I’m feeling too mellow I’ll put the Nats game on and after about 10 seconds Rob Dibble has filled me with rage.
She must've gotten tired of the wind.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Maybe its late.... but that was the highlight of my evening
Amber talking about B-Rob being hospitalized……
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
pneumonia
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This is good
That is bad.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
this is good.
alberto castillo is bad.
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
amen
or just retire Hamilton.. and go from there
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
hey...hey rick, dave somebody!!
all of cla’s pitches are up! Probably means he doesnt have it!
Apparently B-Rob has Baldelli disease as well.
"Just because I don't run my mouth, don't mean I got nothin' to say"
- Drive-by Truckers
by johnnynebraska on May 19, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
good name
you gotta wonder who’s gonna be good to go tomorrow
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I should really go to bed...
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
God Help us all.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Castillo's photo
on yahoo’s game channel is lol
but do good, amigo!
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
this might be old news, but i just saw on the Sun
that Michael Aubrey is coming up and Castillo is going down tomorrow
kinda like a last shining moment of glory thing?
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently they would have been better off sending him down today
I'm ready for a straight jacket. - Joe Angel, 4/17/10 (O's record: 1-11)
by Eat More Esskay on May 19, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
addition by subtraction
errrr
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate that
get ahead 0-2 and then Fail like that
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Berken, says the radio.
It’s like a sick joke.
by flaggthecat on May 19, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, NOW you bring in Berken.
"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver
Hey Dave:
You know if the game is tied after 9 innings you have to play more right? You can’t use them all now.
longest. bullpen. ever.
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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im convinced that Dave thinks he's managing a little league team
you know, give everyone a chance to pitch?
Lets put G-Atkins on the mound now.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The batter will never pick up the ball from the backdrop of his teeth
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Berken = 7th pitcher used tonight
Good thing GUTS got his moneys worth…. errrrr….. wait
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Jim, Berken's reeaally pitched well
he hasnt pitched in 8 days!!
These crowd shouts lead me to believe
Everybody from Texas is annoying, feel free to prove me otherwise.
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
ill see your walk off walk
and raise you one walk off wild pitch
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I woulda brought in Simon
And hoped to blow Cruz away with the heater….
by Wieters Wieners on May 19, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
PEACE OUT!
b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos
by WestcoastO'sFan on May 19, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
I think he was trying to him Trembley
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
*hit
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
GODAMMNIT JASON IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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last picture for me. it's big but it needs to be seen
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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i knew it
someone was going to walk right into that one
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
super awesome lol
haHAHAHA
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by Orange N Blue on May 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Mitch Williams is calling out Jones for his lack of control! hahaha
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self control
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh i had no idea haha i just thought it applied
"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
had no idea what they said that is
i was just throwing it out there
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"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
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by danielreese05 on May 19, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Mitch Williams was laughing at Jones' throw not being anywhere near the plate
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by PBR me ASAP! on May 19, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Alberto VO5
is not good at baseball… 1 time bebe boy Berk! aHHHH
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!!" -King Arthur
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