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Matt Wieters is really tall. In case you forgot. (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

Recaps of yesterday's 1 inning game (because basically, that's what it was) can be found at baltimoresun.comMASNsports.com (with post-game Dave)orioles.com, and SFGate.com.

Matusz talks about his outing - MASNsports.com
"Obviously it was tough to give up four in the first. But you need to try and keep the team in the game. I got into a very nice groove, pitching down and my two-seamer had good action. I was consistent for a while." After the first inning he was. But that first inning - ugh. -duck

Atkins snaps lengthy long-ball drought | orioles.com: News
Garrett Atkins hit a home run last night. Bringing the Orioles total home runs from first basemen to ... zero, since he was DH last night. -duck

June 9 return looks unlikely for Baltimore Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts - baltimoresun.com
"I think the scariest part was when they started testing for stuff just to find out what it was," said Roberts. Gee, can't understand why. Anyway, Roberts is not expected back by June 9, the date he could return from the disabled list. -duck

Gonzalez has setback in return from injury | orioles.com: News
We're just going to have to wait a little longer for the return of Mike Gonzalez. Oh, darn. -duck

Scott expects to return on Thursday | orioles.com: News
Luke Scott wants to play today. Diamond Dave said on Wired Wednesday last night that probably won't happen. Who. Will. Own. It? -duck

Hope O's kept the receipts | delmarvanow.com | The Daily Times
"Everyone feels buyer's remorse occasionally. I have it more often than I care to admit ("The Punisher" DVD, I'm looking at you), but it doesn't affect my life in a major way. An ugly shirt, an unwatched DVD or a never-cracked-open book just gets dropped off at the Salvation Army or Wicomico Public Library and is promptly forgotten." But you can't do that with bad free agents. Wish we could. Although Koji Uehara and Garrett Atkins probably won't fit in the book return here in Salisbury -duck

Luke Scott's 'surf and turf' wins at Orioles Cook-off - baltimoresun.com
Luke Scott wins with his surf and turf...wait a minute! Luke wears glasses???? -duck

Cowherd: 10 things to like about the Orioles, really - baltimoresun.com
Apparently, Kevin Cowherd hasn't won Apologist of the Morning from Drew Forrestor lately, and make up for it with prose like this: "So today we put on our best smiley face and present 10 good reasons to still care about this team:" -duck

IN THE MINORS

Orioles Insider: Minor league game recaps - May 26
Norfolk didn't play, Bowie won as Zach Britton threw 7 scoreless innings, Frederick won as Rich Zagone threw a complete game (they let them do that in the minors? Awesome!), and Delmarva lost despite Steve Bumbry going 2-for-4 with a double, stolen base run score and a RBI. -duck

O's prospect returns from broken leg | orioles.com: News
"Orioles outfield prospect Kieron was assigned to Class A Delmarva in the South Atlantic League this week and played in his first games since breaking his right femur." Can't exactly rub dirt on that and walk it off. Good for Kieron! -duck

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B Rob shouldn’t be back 6/9. We already rushed him back to lose him once. They should consider it 2/26 for him, just starting the Spring Training he never had.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on May 27, 2010 7:09 AM EDT reply actions  

luke wears glasses?

maybe he should wear them during the game so he can, you know, actually hit the ball. although i have glasses too and never wear them.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 7:30 AM EDT reply actions  

between the picture and the dish

Luke almost seems sophisticated? I’m confused.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's very complex

If only I could teach him to love the gays I’m sure we could live happily ever after together.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's a homophobe?

Aw, Luke, no.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you surprised?

He and Jesus have a very close relationship. And obviously Jesus is totally cool with the whole alienating folks because they’re different thing…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I don't know for sure

I’ve never heard him say anything about it either way. It’s just an assumption I’ve made based on his religious beliefs.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know :(

Maybe I’m wrong about Luke, but all signs point to it unfortunately.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Being religious doesn't make one a homophobe

Yes plenty of ‘religious’ people hold absurd beliefs and hate on teh gays but that doesnt mean all do. Broad assumptions dont help anybody.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 27, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh I think it's a pretty safe assumption.

Dude loves Jesus and guns – the odds of him liking gays are about the same as him being a member of PETA.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well now

duck loves Jesus and guns and he doesn’t think there is anything wrong with being gay. But it’s just the kind of evangelical, outspoken nature of Luke Scott that makes me assume what I do. I’ve known plenty of people like that in my life and they’re not usually gay friendly.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right

I should have clarified the evangelical aspect. Also doesn’t Duck only shoot at things that don’t move? Don’t think Luke is in the same boat.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

My daughter shoots paper only

Me? I don’t know. Never had the chance to go hunting and doubt I ever will.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 12:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, we can always hope Luke will grow up to be...

…the Steve Young of gun-toting evangelicals.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Stacey

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

:-)

Gotta take up for my Jesus-lovin’, gun-totin’, gay supportin’ peeps.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

But you are still making a MAJOR assumption.

Just sayin’

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, and maybe it's not fair to Luke

But I spent the first 22 years of my life surrounded by people who remind me 100% of Luke (based on my limited exposure to him, obviously). And while they all had a number of fine qualities, their attitude about homosexuality wasn’t one of them.

But I’ll try not to voice assumptions like that in the future (try being the operative) when I don’t have any proof.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reading that article reminded me,

I might be getting a job this summer in one of the nicest restaurants in Philly. unbelievably excited.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I’ve never been to either, but those are Marc Vetri’s places, right? IIRC, Vetri is a nearly impossible reservation on short notice.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently my dad know someone who's good friends with him

Osteria’s a little less formal and focuses more on stuff like pizzas and charcuterie. not sure which i’d rather work at.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it depends on what you're looking to do

If you’re hoping to become a chef, you’ll probably learn more at Vetri. But both were in the top 5 in the latest Philadelphia magazine top 50 so you can hardly go wrong there.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

well technically i'm hoping to become a lawyer lol

since i’m going to law school and everything. But i can imagine the situation where i get in there and it totally changes my mind.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I’m not so good with the biographies. Well, good luck in any case, with both the law and the summer gig.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Originally i was just looking for a summer restaurant job because i couldnt find any legal work

Getting my foot in the door at either of Marc Vetri’s places could change things

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is tough sledding out there

All the big firms are cutting back on associates here. My brother is lucky he got an offer right before the economy collapsed.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It helps that he's spent the year since he finished law school

clerking for judges and drawing a stipend from the firm rather than working there.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right

My other, more biological brother is the lawyer.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

the entire "big law firm" paradigm is broken

and the economy coming back ain’t gonna fix it.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

What paradigm ain't?

It isn’t like the compensation model in my business is working either.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what you do....

A lot of business models suffer during a downturn and then thrive again during upturns.

In other words, they’re viable.

But the “big, corporate law firm” model has been deteriorating since all first-year salaries pretty much doubled overnight during the internet boom.

Now it takes 2-3 years longer for an associate to become profitable at a firm than it used to. The problem is compounded by the fact that clients saw the uptick and wondered why they were paying recent law school grads, who know virtually nothing, the same amount they used to pay for 2nd- and 3rd-year experience. So they tightened up their lawyer budgets.

So now firms had majorly increased expenses in terms of salaries and majorly decreased income in terms of client cutbacks. And to compensate, they have cut back on vacation time and other perqs, decreased training and development (which helps lawyers grow into their shoes), and increased billable hours minimums. The result is that many new associates are miserable and leave the big firms for smaller, boutique jobs or in-house counsel jobs before they ever contribute to a firm’s profits, let alone become rainmakers.

But the firms can’t cut back on the major cause of the problem (the initial oversized salary bump) for fear of killing their recruiting departments.

It’s an industry-wide problem with no easy solution in sight. I’m not saying that all the big firms are going to implode tomorrow, but the whole sector has changed significantly in the last decade, and it’s going to be a while before things shake out.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

addendum

not to bee all gloom and doom:

on the plus side, the big firms all know this now—it’s been well documented—and many are taking creative steps to address the issue.

it took a long time for them to pivot, but now that’s exactly what they’re doing.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

*be

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are they doing about it?

I work for a compensation consulting firm so I’m moderately interested…

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of different ideas out there

Tiering associates into partner and non-partner tracks, larger numbers of smaller (more nimble) offices, emphasizing increased skillsets over billable hours, etc.

Some links on this here, here, and here. I literally found these by Googling “big law firm model broken”.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for all this info

I’ve been kicking around the idea of going to law school for a while in my head. All this info will certainly help me make a more informed decision.

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're interested in it for the money, dont.

There has to be something else about it that you really enjoy or you’ll be miserable.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, money is a primary motivator in my life.

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should be, money is NOT a primary motivator in my life.

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

Its important but it doesn’t make long work days any shorter if you dont at least somewhat enjoy what you do.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always say,

so long as my bills are paid and I have beer in the fridge I’m a happy boy

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha

I was all, “well, at least he’s honest!”.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anything to enjoy???

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

beer

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

disclaimer

Virtually everything I know comes from my wife, who got her JD in ’93, and has spent the last two decades not being a lawyer, but works in the profession.

My take based on everyone I’ve seen going through this (I used to teach the LSAT) is this: if you have a passion about something that makes you want to get a law degree (whether that’s litigating, or working for a nonprofit, or whatever), then by all means do it. But if it’s just a kind of default, “I dunno what I want to do, I guess I’ll just go to law school,” then don’t. I’ve seen too many people on the latter track wake up in their 30s (or even later) and wonder what happened to their life.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

…and I know the big firm thing is going the way of the dodo. Although not in such detail.

Hopefully it will last just long enough for my brother to get his loans under control.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really wanna be a chef

dunno why i’m doing this whole engineering thing

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine is a chef in Philly

I can’t tell if he really likes it or really hates it.

"The wise man saith, 'Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET.'"

by Andrew_G on May 27, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I worked in a kitchen for a few years in late high school / early college

It takes a certain kind of person to really enjoy it. Its fun, but i’ve never been so exhausted in my life.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

my bro was a chef for 10 years or so....

….the last set of them in philly.

he gave it up because it’s pretty hard to do that and have a good family life at the same time. he’s a middle school teacher now.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went to Morimoto's once.

It was pretty awesome.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been to the one in NY

And he’s who I saw the one time I went to see a taping of Iron Chef.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

i saw it at a track meet once

Lack of calcium I guess. That or bruce willis’s arch enemy in hiding?

by Philly O's on May 27, 2010 9:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mr. Glass

Don’t get on a train with that guy.

by tjk on May 27, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought

when big bones like that break from normal activity (as opposed to trauma) it’s almost always a symptom of something like cancer.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

how the hell do you break a bone in your arm while running?

i nearly snapped my tibia running, but that was because i had a stress fracture that i ran thru (60+ miles per week) for about 3 months

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha that'll do it

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

The femur is the thigh bone.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

good point

i noticed that right after i posted

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thigh bone's connected to the...somethingsomething...

That song isn’t right – you’re in the middle of an anatomy lesson & then you get church forced down your throat. “…NOW HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD!”

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

In another note, isn’t that like one of the most painful experiences the human body can go through? That’s a big-fucking-bone.

I remember Adam Jones saying something like “his screams is something we’ll never forget” and MacPhail said he’ll get some major league ABs, eventually, even if his numbers won’t support it.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on May 27, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has to be awful.

I forget the pitcher a few years back who broke his elbow while throwing in a game, rehabbed, came back and did it again. I just remember them showing the video and you could hear it break.

by tjk on May 27, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doug Drabek

Broke his arm, rehabbed, broke it again, and had it amputated. He had cancer, though, so special case.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Doug Drabek

Broke his arm, rehabbed, broke it again, and had it amputated. He had cancer, though, so special case.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're thinking of Dave Dravecky

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 27, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are correct sir

Hats what I get for going off memory while away from a computer. I blame Dave Trembley.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

How come you get hats?

Not fair.

b dot o, but i know that i flow rack them up knock them down dominos

by WestcoastO'sFan on May 27, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy

That’s definitely who I was thinking of, didn’t know about the comeback attempt though

by tjk on May 27, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I didn't either

I just remembered the teary post-game interview where he said he couldn’t do it again.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

"MacPhail said he’ll get some major league ABs, eventually, even if his numbers won’t support it."

Like that’s any different from what’s going on with anyone else…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 27, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

jerry hairston

now has more home runs and rbis than bsb and atkins combined. :(

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on May 27, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh joy

So they’re expecting Gonzalez back for the west coast trip…just in time for me to watch him blow up during my trip to San Diego.

At least the weather should be nice.

"The United States is the New York Yankees of countries...powerful and respected until the year 2000." - Homer J. Simpson

by Brotz13 on May 27, 2010 9:59 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I look at the return of Gonzo as a positive.

He was obviously hurt. If he’s truly not hurt now, it could give the team a lift. It would be like a giant “do-over” starting from the middle of June.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 27, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Off-topic

This is one of the dumbest ads I see on SBN sites:

I mean, who really falls for that? “Health Reporter?” “Shocking Truth?” C’mon!

What does this say about our demographic?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, actually,

the ‘reporter’ is quite pretty. But the dumbest ads I’ve seen (i can’t precisely recall if they are on here) are the ‘Is this image fake or real’ with the 2 legged Cheetah, and the ‘dog-human hybrid’. Who clicks on that shit?

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's french

She was a bit of a minor internet pseudo-celebrity for a little while like 5 years ago or so.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that chick.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, indeed

her and Alizee. Yes please.

by PhilR8 on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That they'll click on anything with a good-looking woman on it?

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was that one ad, evony?

i dont remember but i do remember the chick

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 27, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha.

Yes, that’s what it was. That’s one of the last ads I actually noticed before I started using AdBlock Plus. And yes, I know I mention it almost every time ads come up in an Open Thread, but man, I love nearly-ad-free web browsing.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

AdBlock plus is gold

I miss it, I mostly use my work computer that I believe I have to use IE with.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 27, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get that one too

one: reports never look like that one tv. two: shes in like 5 other ads exposing this and that blah blah blah three: this ad is stupid

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a real reporter, cant remember her name

I’m sure whoever made the ads pulled the picture off google and that she actually has no idea she’s in them.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's a real reporter?

Color me surprised. She dresses like an aerobics instructor.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, i guess saying she's a real news anchor is more appropriate

for some french network, its entirely possible that it was like the french equivalent of E! or something. I dont really remember any more besides she’s hot and french.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus,

she has a master’s degree in journalism.

i stand corrected. talk about making MAJOR assumptions….

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

She just became 100X hotter.

Smart chicks rock.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t equate post grad degree with smart. Plus, the degree is in journalism (ducking!).

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Props to you for having the guts to say it.

I wanted to, but didn’t want to risk getting an earful.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahah

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, from Tom Emanski University.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fred McGriff approves of this!

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the degree that gets results!

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do I.

What about it?

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does my Mom.

You wanna be startin’ somethin’?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And may I add...

fuck you all. Every last one of you.

:)

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahah poor duck

It’s ok, I have a B.A. in history for crying out loud.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

US History right here.

I loved me some Cold War.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

civil war!!!

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liked that too.

And reconstruction.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh reconstruction kinda bored me

too much on the politics and junk. civil war had some good action. world war 2 is my favorite as far as books are concerned though. tons of good reading.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

BA Sociology
MFA Acting

Now those are two degrees that are money in the bank!

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gee, thanks.

B.S. in Journalism here. And I worked DAMNED HARD to get it.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was basket weaving all filled up?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you hardest

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figured you'd appreciate the wording :)

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did indeed. haha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Bachelor's Degree in Journalism is cool.

But Masters’ degree? Come on. It’s overkill.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

M.Ed.

Master’s in Education. Yeah, a Master’s in Journalism is overkill.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

not necessarily

If you have a BA in something else, then it makes perfect since.

FTR, my wife has a Master’s in Journalism, so don’t y’all talk smack about it.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

To clarify...

A bachelor’s AND a master’s in journalism would be overkill.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 6:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

thank you for that.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

how much can you learn about journalism?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what has two thumbs and a Masters’ degree in Journalism?

This guy!

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, forgot to insert a header, sorry.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, well

May be in your last 2 years…

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on May 27, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

they have some lax dress codes over there

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made the same mistake with Britt

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen fox news?

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt. particularly Fox Business.

There’s going to be a Sharon Stone-in-Basic Instinct moment on there one of these days

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah haha

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

do they have a lax dress code?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch the 'Happy Hour' show on Fox Biz

where they are set up in some Manhatten bar. Some douchy dude and a couple of hot chicks in very short skirts talking the day in business.

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

who knew fox news could be so exciting?

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright fuckers. I'll be at the shitshow tonight.

Hopefully I can redeem myself and actually catch a HR (by the good guys).

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 27, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be there, too

I just realized on Monday I have to use those vouchers I got for Christmas by June 1st so five of my friends are getting treated to the game on account of I don’t read fine print until the last minute.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have used them all on yesterday's game

came home with 7 Nolan bobbleheads and sold a bunch of ’em on ebay. Then you could take that money and buy more tickets to games you actually want to go to and say fuck you to the system.

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 27, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea cuz nolan reimold bobbleheads are really worth something

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Someone is bidding almost $25 for one of those!

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

nolan's ex is putting in fake bids.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you...

I have this thing where I need to get all the statium released bobbles. They all go right around $25 a pop on ebay. I can’t believe the Nolan one is going for as much seeing as it’s a mini and he’s not even on the team, but I guess if ya gotta have it ya gotta have it.

BTW, I currently have:
Ripken (83 WS catch)
Palmer/Weaver
Melvin Mora (fits together with B-Rob)
B-Rob (fits with Mora; both the regular and recalled “black” version)
Markakis
AJ

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 27, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did you get a black B-Rob?

I thought they were secreted away and destroyed.

by perpetualstudent on May 27, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They supposedly were

but a few made it out (people who work in the warehouse and whatever) and sold online. Ah, the bobblehead black market…

"things like locig and prrofreading are actually valued here" - zknower

by daveh873 on May 27, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

aka the BBBM

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually did come home with two extra Nolan bobbles

I mean, extra than the one I already promised you. I was walking out of that joint with an arm full of Nolans.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I have one?! I'll pay for shipping!

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

take a number

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm is that code for "i dont want these extras?"

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes please

if there are any left. :)

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll also be there!

although not sure what section. UH-60 is handling the tickets.

by PhilR8 on May 27, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have our tickets yet

But i’m guessing same general area we were in on OD.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

careful for the children!!

oh and i suggest bringing your glove this time :-)

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is SERIOUSLY awesome.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

best thing I've seen all week.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 27, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably?

I imagine we’ll be in LF somewhere. I’ll be the only person at the yard in a Felix Pie jersey tee.

by Stacey on May 27, 2010 5:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

five of my friends are getting treated subjected to the game

FTFY

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail...buggers...

Make the world a better place; punch a Yankee fan in the face!

by PBR me ASAP! on May 27, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just put this on my daughter;'s bathroom mirror....

Not too overbearing, am I? :)

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

2 words for ya

Mary Pierce

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on May 27, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No beatings or obscene language for me

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just making sure

I’ve seen you coach a wrestling meet. (;-)

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on May 27, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I can’t decide how I feel about that.

"You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all." -- Earl Weaver

by Vuff on May 27, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Ray Miller.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

dinner tonite: cereal and beer

dinner of champions. i do live a good life.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ditto re: good life.

lunch today: parma prosciutto and melon.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well arent you livin the life of reilly

i’m a simple man

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know its a classic

but i never really dug the prosciutto and melon. If I’m not eating it straight, its with some really good cheese.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't normally

but we happened to have some crazy good cantalope today. i had to combine.

note: there was a cheese chaser.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

If its there at hand, its such a classic that its hard not to. what kind of cheese?

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

melon is one of those foods that does not require cheese

although i do love me some cantaloupe

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need cheese? No

Can you do some interesting things with cheese and melon? Absolutely.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

see lobster is one of those foods that can go with cheese

melon, on the other hand, is not.

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

just to be clear

I didn’t have melon with cheese.

I had melon with prosciutto and a cheese chaser.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m the reverse. For me, seafood is one of the toughest foods to pair with cheese.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,

I’d put a hard cheese, like a pecorino or the like, over a seafood dish. But failing that, I kind of agree with you.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

its a certain kind of cheese

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

your sig is particularly appropriate right now.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

its a certain kind of cheese

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was certainly not this

I dont remember what they said it was, but it was pretty runny

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Istara. Deeee-lish!

I’d left it out for an hour, too,so it was at room temp.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

I’m equally intrigued by the sundried tomato chutney mentioned on that page

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it could be procured if you desire it

This place is walking distance from my house.

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i'd have move fun making it

I’ll have to pick up some sun dried tomatoes this weekend

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

AGAIN WITH THE UNNECESSARY CHEESE!!!!

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 7:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

IT WASN'T *ON* THE FOOD!!!

IT WAS A CHASER!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHEESE AS A CHASER?

"I put a pepper rub on the scallops so you have a little contrast. You have sweetness from the coconut oil and little acidity from the splash of lemon." – Luke Scott

by zknower on May 27, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

something about that sounds gross

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer is a chaser

Not cheese.

When you watch the Orioles every night, a beer after dinner turns into a six pack WAY too many times. Stacey

by duck on May 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll never agree

that there is something cheese absolutely will not go with. It all depends on how talented the chef is.

by kba26 on May 27, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

adblock plus really is freakin awesome

I don’t have much tolerance for stupid. Or cheese on food that doesn’t need it. -duck

by twistedlogic on May 27, 2010 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, it doesn't have support for Chrome

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