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Friday Bird Droppings

A recap of the 2-0 win can be found at Orioles.com.

Uehara returns to O's, pitches in quickly | orioles.com: News
Koji Uehara threw one inning, facing 3 batters and getting them all. -duck

Bullpen transition has suited Berken | orioles.com: News
Jason Berken is getting used to being a relief pitcher. "I like coming to the field every day knowing I have a chance to pitch." -duck

Twitter / Brittany Ghiroli: Trembley likes what he saw
Trembley said Thursday night was the best he's seen Bergy pitch, ever. #orioles

Twitter / Brittany Ghiroli: 35 GIDP's this season
35 GIDP's this season for the O's. 7 in their last two games.

Twitter / Brittany Ghiroli: Orioles & shutouts
The #Orioles just notched their first shutout this season, a 2-0 win over the #Twins

Hall of Fame pitcher Roberts dies at 83 | orioles.com: News
Hall of Fame pitcher Robin Roberts died at age 83. He pitched for the O's after his 16 years with the Phillies. -duck

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by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

one of these posts should be in your "Wiggy Nickname" poll.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn my site is dead in the water until i do that WP site redesign. i’m wicked fockin busy tho.

by thewaywardO on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is sayin

wayward o is sayin.

(Sorry, but that random-ass time you came into an open thread last year to say “duck sayin what duck sayin….” is probably the hardest I’ve ever cracked up while on Camden Chat)

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on May 7, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

http://www.camdenchat.com/2009/11/24/1167146/tuesday-bird-droppings-just-needs#26103063

"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey

by duck on May 7, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

you sayin what you sayin
i’m sayin what i’m sayin
wiggly sayin what wiggly sayin

by thewaywardO on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps them over a week

"If I think too much, then I will injure other places. I don’t want to do that." - Koji Uehara

by Jakattak88 on May 7, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I expect great things from this facial hair.

let em fill out for a few more weeks and then one day….

BOOM

Elvis walks out of the bullpen.

"Ohhh it's baad" - E. Smith

by mpire on May 7, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

they won't fill out though

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just followed Gameday yesterday

So I didn’t actually see it, but the stats don’t look like it was Bergs best game ever. Does Trembley just think 0 runes = best game EVAR? I mean his whip was up there. I’ll take the result 100 times out of 100, but best game ever? I dunno…

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 8:55 AM EDT reply actions  

whip doesn't mean crap

when none come across the plate.

June 9th 2009 against SEA probably best game. 8IP/5H/0R/0BB/6K
so yeah I agree with you. DT needs to check his players stats. maybe thats why they are losing.

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's more like it

Maybe Trembo just wasn’t watching that one

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd live with those stats every time from my 5th starter

"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey

by duck on May 7, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm I think WHIP does mean crap though

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really liked him the day-after-Birdland-day-massacre

He allowed a run, but he struck out Jason Bay three times, went 8 innings and only allowed four hits.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on May 7, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was fortunate to get the win, really. but sometimes that’s gonna have to do.

by thewaywardO on May 7, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Twins can GIDP with the best of 'em

especially with a groundball pitcher on the mound.

15 ground balls for 20 outs. I’ll take it.

"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey

by duck on May 7, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you are saying

the O’s are the best? Take that MFY!

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

They WERE gidp's with the best of 'em

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

On 30 Rock last night, the Alec Baldwin character

described his bumbling behavior regarding his indecisiveness as ‘gay’. (Then the Zachary Knower character kicked down the door and bitch slapped with his glove)

by b_duardo on May 7, 2010 9:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you sure you wren't watching "Grey's Anatomy"?

I’m pretty sure he’s never been in 30 Rock…

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

my wife “makes” me watch grey’s anatomy

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Stacey and duck (as uncredited extras) kicked him in the head

"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey

by duck on May 7, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

just discovered that hulu is not blocked on my work computer!

SCORE!

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on May 7, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

O's vs. M's Tuesday night

I will post this a few more times this weekend. Until you all get sick of me.

You have a chance to meet me IN PERSON, that’s right, IN THE FLESH, this coming Tuesday night against the M’s, which also happens to be Brian Matusz T-Shirt night (if you’re one of the first 10k fans in the park. Lovely mods Stacey and 2632 will also be in attendance.

We will be buying sweet seats off stubhub Sunday or Monday, probably in the $25 neighborhood.

If you’re interested in coming, please email me directly at zknower at earthlink dot net with something like “orioles” in the subject line.

Feel free to reply here as well, but I NEED THE EMAIL so it will be easy to coordinate.

PLN, I have you already, so no need to email again unless your plans have changed.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

i didnt even know earthlink still existed

but i might be interested. i was hoping to make it anyways so i didnt have to bug somebody here for a matusz tshirt :-)

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

… – - – . – ..- -….

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive got one

its always on, but anyone that i’d talk to on AIM end up using gchat.

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

google is the new AOL

to bad their phone is getting bad reviews. I actually like the new driod.

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES

i loved pinky and the brain.

now I will have that song in my head the rest of the day

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still use AIM

But I talk to exactly two people on it.

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you still have

300 offline friends still listed knowing damn well they don’t use it? remember how the order of the names was the new speed dial order.

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yea

i literally talk to 3 people on AIM but my buddy list is like 250

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had the same AIM screen name since I was 16 years old

So like, half my life almost. Sometimes someone will sign on and I think, “Who the hell is that person?” I don’t delete them, though. I don’t know why.

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

diggity238 <- not so cool now

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy

Emailed me the other day from ian.s.ellis@____.com or something close. He works for the Dept. of Commerce but is looking for a new job. He has had the same email since we were in like 4th grade. I was like “What happened to your old email address”!?!?

He said: “”mailto:Insyderz9@aol.com">Insyderz9@aol.com just wasn’t cutting it on the old resumes anymore.

I think its just like clothes back then. You look back at jr. high and are like “what the eff was I wearing, is that plaid!?”"

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

if your "might be" becomes an "am", drop me a line.

i will also personally buy first beer for ever CC’er who comes. the god stuff to, not that coors light crap.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

jiminy

typing skillz eroding rapidly

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on May 7, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im 50%

I may just buy a ticket anywhere and then see if I can get us all down lower third base side.

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea mine'll be upper deck

its a tuesday night. how many ppl will actually be there? moving down shouldn’t be an issue

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll probably be there with some people - bargain night tickets for sure

last bargain night, we just found an empty upper deck section and sat at the very front. Coulda moved down to the first tier, but those first row upper deck seats are actually pretty great for watching the entire play happen.

Will try to rock the CC shirt.

by zsiv on May 7, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

god stuff eh??? might be worth the trip

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

truf

i’m rather interested in the kinda beer god drinks. gotta get me some of that.

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

PS

First beer @ Pickles, or at the stadium? lol

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

have to be pickles

the stadium doesnt have “god stuff”

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i think im still in….the girlfriend wants to come too so i think im gunna buy some tickets for her and i and ill probably end up seeking you guys out…to say hi and stuff

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on May 7, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

DOW already down 300…. I might need that beer afterall ZK

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

i’m dipping into some dividen dow stox monday morning

massive yields on offer …. T VZ you name it

by thewaywardO on May 7, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

T
VZ
ED
SO
MO

All good divedend paying companies.

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont forget PM

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 7, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It just hit 5% dawg

And since they payout a lot less of net income than MO and reinvest the rest in the business that has more growth potential, i love it.

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 7, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy had a limit order in to buy T yesterday at $24

And when that 15 minute mass panic button was pushed it filled only to close at liike $25.25.

Hilarious.

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back to only down about 20...

….small sample size always matters, doesn’t it?

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 7, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

to me at least

Im not sitting in mutual funds and cost averaging every month. Im pretty agressive with options.

by Wieters Wieners on May 7, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The market can stay irrational longer than you and I can stay solvent

John Maynard Keynes said that.

Be careful out there. And good luck!

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 7, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

You tend to engage in risk seeking behavior it seems

Best of luck on them options. Although they do make things far more interesting

"I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters." Keith Law

by Reddrummer9187 on May 7, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

BIRDMAN?????

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

har har har

i knew you were lurking somewhere

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

always...

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

STEP!

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 7, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love collegehumor.com

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found it at

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/, its entirely possible its taken from collegehumor

by kba26 on May 7, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Collegehumor.com just links to the best, most sophmorically humorous stuff on the web. This happened to be one of their links today.

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs does a piece on Wiggy.

I came to camdenchat and all I got was this lousy avatar.

by birdman on May 7, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I clipped it for tomorrow

"Oh, and Joe? If Brian hits any of your delicate millionaires, know that he meant it." - Stacey

by duck on May 7, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did I, oops.

It normally gives me a notification if it’s already been clipped. That’s weird.

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

WNST is reporting on it's twitter page that today's game is postponed

Day-night doubleheader tomorrow.

Check out more of my highlights at dailymotion.com/gatecitycanes

by IHeartMASN on May 7, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i love me some double headers...

It’s the Ric Flair Theory of baseball – To be the man, you gotta beat the man. -duck

by Parkinglotninja on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate me some unexpected off days

and some extra time for Mauer to heal days as well.

"You accept mediocrity and you get mediocrity." - Adam Jones, Son!

by daveh873 on May 7, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Miggi tanks?

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww

Miggi is awesome.

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wasn't thrilled about the Miggi signing when it happened

And, in the part of my mind that doesn’t really approve of doing things that won’t help the team long term, I’m still not. But you know how miserable the Orioles have been this year? Imagine how much MORE miserable they would have been without Miggi. I’ve decided to embrace it. Plus, watching him play last night I realized that I had forgotten how much I used to like him.

I do miss Felix though :(

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

beings i moved away in 98

and i was never really able to watch them like i can now, I never really got to watch him play the first time around. But from what I have seen so far, the man LOVES to play baseball. And as a fan of the sport I am glad to watch that.

he’ll be back soon to turn the frown upside down!

by Philly O's on May 7, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta agree with this

i wasn’t happy about miggy coming back either at first, but he’s pleasantly surprised.

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Millwood...

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

But but but

GARRETT ATKINS!!!!!!!!!!1

Insert something witty here.

by Knubles and Bits on May 7, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

xFIP of 4.66

Well, la di da.

To be understood is to be a prostitute. ~ Fernando Pessoa

by James F on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rocked the Orioles polo to work today

felt niceeeeee

"On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'"
Earl Weaver

by matman008 on May 7, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

man o man

i was at the mall today wearing a o’s hate and 2 mfy dudes in hat’s made a comment walking bye. " an orioles hat they still make them" my response while not witty or funny was dude ur wearing a yankees hat i wipe my ass with yankees hats then i procedded to feel the need to accert my o’s fandom and procedded to buy a kevin millwood jersey

by chuckthefan on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't know they sold Millwood shirts.

Was it at the the Columbia Mall?

Everyone thought Baltimore was three easy wins and we got our ass kicked three times. - Dustin Pedoria, After the Red Sox got swept by the Orioles.

by BaltimoreSportsFan on May 7, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wiggy

B-R.com has a page where you can see whose page has been accessed most the day before, and look at #14 with 960 views. Wiggy!

People are starting to notice the Wigglepuff. The next highest Oriole on the list is Cal Ripken with 357.

Sometimes I just want to talk about beer, blowjobs and baseball, y’know? -2632

by Stacey on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He got released by the Mariners and is playing in a softball league while collecting a MLB paycheck.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/After-being-cut-by-M-s-Eric-Byrnes-joins-softba?urn=mlb,239148

by BrianS on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is fucking awesome. Living the dream.

Rub some $100 bills on it, you sell-out. -duck

by O'sFan21 on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, he got released the day after the worst at bat in the history of baseball

Not liking the pitch, he decided to retract his commitment to the bunt on a suicide squeeze, stranding Ichiro on the basepath home. Then he struck out.

by snotboogie on May 7, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

he was playing just last night wasn’t he?

"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on May 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

i still have 13 pages left of this damned paper. no motivation at all.

by twistedlogic on May 7, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i love berken coming out of the pen

he’s looked good this year

"Being an Orioles fan is like having Erectile Dysfunction"
"harden the fuck up mike gonzalez."
The Signing Bonus: We're back in business.

by danielreese05 on May 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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